The World's Funniest Game Show Answers

Heavy on the Feud...just what you want

[@williambutcher7429]

“Name something a teenage boy can do for hours at a time” Cmon they set him up for that one

[@halriggs4407]

Actually that's not true eventually you will get sore

[@williambutcher7429]

@@halriggs4407 prove it

[@datboizaz8980]

@@halriggs4407 wait what

[@halriggs4407]

Now mr digital you know I cant post that

[@Travinater]

@@williambutcher7429 what the fuck

[@alltheleaveswerebrown]

"You don't use narcotics, do you Bob?" "No, but I will." XD

[@michaelfalkner1186]

I hope Standards and Practices at least got a quiet look at that Fast Money, just to be sure.

[@devares2006]

"A brand of gasoline. You said Ethyl. Which I think you been drinking". 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheUltimateRare]

This guy is a legend.

[@setsyoufree8]

01:57 - I mean, the Trojans weren't happy with the phony horse gag done to them, so, it's a perfectly reasonable answer. 😂

[@icturner23]

It didn’t turn out to be phoney, though. It turned out to be full of soldiers.

[@roylavecchia1436]

@@icturner23 It was a phoney horse full of soldiers, but still a phoney horse.

[@eduardolarrymarinsilva76]

Well, it was never intended to pass for an actual horse, so not phony.

[@SamuelBlack84]

Even worse, full of Greeks

[@michaelpalmieri7335]

The question had nothing to do with the Trojan Horse, or even with real horses for that matter.

[@user-xi3pr3rm5b]

-Dad, why is my sister called Rose? -Because, your mother loves roses. -Thanks dad. -No problem Kentucky fried chicken.

[@MattWolfe1019]

Lmao 🤣

[@swaldron5558]

Lol

[@tulipgames3318]

Lol

[@robertmorris8997]

A young Indian brave went to the tribal elder. "How do you decide the names of the children of our tribe?" "When a mother is near birth, I retire to my lodge and await the announcement of the new baby's arrival. Then I emerge from my lodge, and the first thing I see is what I name the child. For instance, when your mother was born, I emerged from my lodge into a gently falling snow. I named your mother Snow Gently Falling. When your father, our great chief was born, I saw an eagle soaring over our tribe. I named your father Great Eagle Soaring." "Why do you ask, Two Dogs Humping?"

[@timt1543]

🤣😂🤣

[@steppinrazoruk81bim56]

"you were loose enough that night", brave and a legend is that man

[@rach2909]

I haven't laughed that hard in a while!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KingdomKey-ik4xk]

8:50 is why we all love Gil Gottfried! 😂 "I close my eyes and imagine she's wearing an alpaca sweater."

[@jahiddle]

I can see the confusion of the question "name a famous Arthur" sometimes when you say it depending on accent or other factors it sounds like author.

[@icturner23]

Oh! I’ve watched that clip many times and never thought of that. I don’t think it really could have sounded like ‘author’ to him, but if he was nervous and not listening properly that might be it.

[@emigames6248]

@@icturner23 Yeah, cuz I just innately knew that author would be "oh-ther" rather than "ah-ther" in that accent. I can see that it's possible to mistake them though.

[@MusicalSavior23]

I legit thought "Poe". And when he said "Shakespeare" I thought "Oh that's better.."

[@MaryTheresa1986]

That's what I thought, too.

[@lizanna6390]

Ooo that makes much more sense

[@alexbaker26]

The one where they had to name an animal with 3 letters in its name had me in tears "You said ALLIGATOR!"

[@RecordatioOfficial]

Alligator tears?

[@mmsiphonevinyls1027]

Ye and his opponent said frog 😂

[@yamamotoricky96]

Alligator isn’t even 3 syllables, how did he thing of that?

[@mmsiphonevinyls1027]

@@yamamotoricky96 my guess is he thought the host meant an animal that uses only the same three letters, however long its name might be (ie llama). Its still a stretch admittedly, but perhaps because alligator has the double L early on, he mustve come up with it quickly without really thinking it through

[@icturner23]

The Bobs are the most entertaining contestants ever on any quiz show.

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

“NAKED GRANDMA!!” “Naked- HUH?”

[@allamericananti-christ666]

That dude who said "I wouldn't bet on that..." about the neighbors amount of grass, is the man.

[@elc1960]

"Name something you squeeze." "Peanut butter!" She was ahead of her time. That clip was from the early 1980s, and by the 2000s we had squeezable peanut butter in plastic tubes. For all we know, she probably friggin' invented it.

[@Danimal1177]

I would have said "boobs".

[@bondinvisible]

She later said when I go camping I put peanut butter in a bag and squeeze it lol

[@rover_libra]

"The good news is you're the man to do it!" "Alligator"

[@DRIVEIN101]

The definitive Family Feud would have been the Alligator family VS. the September family 😁

[@kateallen7675]

well, technically both frog & alligator have 3 letters in the name, he didn't say "only three"!

[@kittycatgaminghayley6210]

@@kateallen7675 yes but the point of that game is to get to 200 points and how many points an answer is worth is decided from how many people they asked said that and cats and dogs are common pets.

[@kiyanabermudez6315]

I can't can't with the turkey guy hahahahaha

[@icturner23]

Something malfunctioned with the sound-proof booth or mufflers and he heard the first player say “Chicken” but not the question.

[@r3ked272]

"Say anything but turkey." "Turkey."

[@richardscaggs5936]

@@r3ked272 lol 😆

[@wilfrieddevriese8479]

"Name something people take with them to the beach." "Turkey." "The first thing you buy in the supermarket." "Turkey." "A food often stuffed." "Turkey." "Any famous snooker player." "TURKEY!"

[@juliandavidhoffer2022]

Line Piece energy

[@yenh1144]

I actually thought he had powers of premonition and anticipated the stuffed question. It’s the only thing that makes sense

[@jennatodd4664]

As funny as the oblivious people are, I find it so much funnier for the people to immediately realize how dumb their answer was and make a face like “where the hell did that come from?”

[@yenh1144]

That’s literally the best part, it takes them like .05 seconds to realize how bad it was

[@margarethmichelina5146]

"Gentlemen, what is the favorite part of this game? Jim?" Jim: "Probably wife number 2." I smell divorce!

[@shawnneice4322]

That was the best game show EVER!

[@poofballoon]

Poor woman, she deserves better than him

[@elc1960]

If you think that's bad, Family Feud had this one: "Name something your neighbor has that you wish you had." "A good-looking wife." (The poor dope's wife was probably in the audience that day. I hope she brained him good.)

[@FranzFerdinandVIII]

*00:20* "Just Divorced!"

[@kulaklimate]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@50shadesofblue92]

"United States" "That's not a foreign country" "Oooh Texas!"

[@georgegogiashvili9416]

I was looking for this comment 🤣😂😍

[@rossh2111]

NAKED GRAMMAW! Legendary

[@mmsiphonevinyls1027]

Ive always said with that one , the way he blurts it out so fast and overconfidently makes it a million times funnier IMO.

[@cathleenwilliamson6668]

Even more funny, it was on the board!

[@100purenacl3]

@@cathleenwilliamson6668 that seals it in for me xD

[@smikklesmingledingle]

No hesitation whatsoever

[@naeysavage88]

NEKKID HUH?!

[@elc1960]

"...Something Russia is famous for, Bob?" "Russians!" You gotta admit, he's right. It's what Russia is most famous for.

[@TotalDramaHarold]

TRUE!

[@michaelpalmieri7335]

Well DDDUUHHH, of course it is! That's why it was a dumb answer. What do you think Russia is famous for? GERMANS?

[@jaengen]

Now they are famous for invading sovereign nations.

[@georgegogiashvili9416]

- რუსულის სწავლას რა უნდა, მთელი რუსეთი რუსულად ლაპარაკობს, შენ რაღა გეტაკა შე სამგლევ. (ბებია ელპიტე)

[@ben3291]

Name a yellow Fruit Orange LMAO!!

[@ninjapleasehellno3782]

plums

[@ENG-CT4982]

Lemon

[@JoveRogers97]

Aubergine

[@rounaksingh1017]

Why nobody said banana?

[@matthew8153]

Collard Greens!!

[@jasminejohnston6393]

If "A Group Of Pill-Pushers" from Wheel Of Fortune is on here I'm gonna laugh!

[@jasminejohnston6393]

3:13 oh shit HAHA!

[@titan133760]

THIS IS WHEEL OF FORTUNE, JOE!

[@allamericananti-christ666]

That's what I would've guessed...

[@Total_Recall]

Maybe there were a lot of drug dealers in his neighborhood.

[@troodon1096]

It wouldn't fit though; "P" was already up there.

[@robadams5799]

"Name something you have to warm up before you use it." "How `bout your wife?" He can't claim that he was under time pressure for that one.

[@richardscaggs5936]

Poor grandma about faint over that one 😂😂 lol 😆

[@Total_Recall]

Good answer, it's called, "foreplay." Oh sowwy, forgot this is PG, that's 10 smacks with a wet noodle for myself!

[@DennisKovacich]

@@Total_Recall, I’ll bet you did that on purpose because you’re into that wet noodle action.

[@johnanderson9765]

It's a perfectly legitimate, if sexist response.

[@abdulazizrex]

4:14, the host’s reaction killed me!!😂😂

[@Real_Mick3y6]

*Dead*

[@robkesik6382]

The answer was fine... Duck... as in.. a Rubber Ducky.

[@danoftheroom381]

Killed him to

[@frozenpancakes]

I’m surprised that’s not a famous meme

[@twotailedpikachu8491]

Killed him too apparently

[@shay5518]

1:26 being poor sure does beat being rich 😤😫

[@wildbob]

alligator actually does have three letters in it's name. Even more, in fact.

[@cecebuggington2007]

wildbob I think he means just 3 letters

[@icturner23]

Are you one of the two Bobs?

[@icturner23]

@@cecebuggington2007 No shit, Sherlock.

[@jamesjarrait2231]

@@icturner23 Arthur Sherlock?

[@caedgeworth]

From the plug to the vibrator. We are living an extraordinary times. Lol

[@SamuelBlack84]

Must be fun at her house

[@lancetre4273]

A revolution

[@youxarexmyxsunshine]

“An old woman’s breasts” “Things that sag” LOL 😂

[@mikespearwood3914]

Not wrong!

[@youxarexmyxsunshine]

@@mikespearwood3914 I know but it just sound funny lol the way he nonchalantly said it

[@frankworjloh227]

Those dudes were in sync! 😂

[@DennisKovacich]

My favorite from that show was when the word was “goose,” and the person giving the clues couldn’t think of one that would work, so they pantomimed goosing someone. The other person got it instantly. The host came over afterwards and said to the young lady, “You’re such a nice girl! How would you even know that goose?”

[@pockylovingranger]

R.I.P. Gilbert Gottfried, you’ll be sorely missed

[@MJBYouTubeNetwork]

Tell me a man's name that begins with the letter K. *Kentucky Fried Chicken.*

[@mmsiphonevinyls1027]

Ive watched a lot of these videos but id never heard that one before. Had me in stitches 😂

[@Americanspy-hn2kw]

Genius

[@MattWolfe1019]

Lmao 🤣 that was hilarious 😂 I probably would've said Kurt Russell.

[@chiefsteps-in-poo8447]

He skipped breakfast and had lunch on his mind.

[@mikespearwood3914]

Good ol' Colonel KFC!

[@27ArthurG]

MOST of the electricity in my house flow from the plug to the VIBRATOR LOOOOL

[@mintefox]

“Survey, duck?” Is right *dies* I love the hosts 😭

[@robkesik6382]

He was thinking live animal.. not Rubber Ducky , which is 100% a fine answer.

[@michaelpalmieri7335]

@@robkesik6382 It's NOT a fine answer. Who takes a LIVE ANIMAL into his/her bathroom? It doesn't make sense!

[@robkesik6382]

@@michaelpalmieri7335 they never said it was a live duck!. When they said "duck" the assumption is they meant a RUBBER duck. You know, the toy that is literally synonymous with bath toy.

[@robadams5799]

"Name something that comes in sevens." "Fingers." (Host begins counting his fingers.)

[@wyattangle]

But what WOULD be a good answer? Days of the week? Colors of the rainbow? Continents? Those are things that there "are seven of," but I would think they mean something like "hot dog buns" (8) or donuts (6 or 12). Maybe I'm thinking too hard into it.

[@rachelhunter3600]

1:57 - "Name something you might buy that could turn out to be phony." (slaps buzzer) "A horse!" (grins sheepishly) ... I totally crack up every time! ROFL. xD

[@Robert-dr4zk]

You know that's not what he said right lol

[@ladyi7609]

@@Robert-dr4zk I mean, he probably didn't MEAN to say it but had to quickly self-edit himself, LOL.

[@roylavecchia1436]

@@Robert-dr4zk That is what he said.

[@gaffneyrailroading1982]

"The dreaded phony horse gag!"

[@coolguy6433]

Host: “name something you have to warm up before you use it sir” Guest: “ how bout your wife” 2:15 😂😂

[@csnide6702]

Something made of Wool....? ---- a Sheep.... ! He's not wrong......😆

[@michaelpalmieri7335]

I think they meant something made from THE WOOL OF THE SHEEP, like a sweater, or woolen socks. Sheep aren't "made of wool," because they're BORN with wool. Big difference!

[@dmcloren]

@@michaelpalmieri7335 ok, duh

[@elc1960]

"...A man's name that starts with the letter K?" "Kentucky Fried Chicken!" The funniest part of that answer was he didn't hesitate. That was the first thing he thought of, and dammit, he committed to it.

[@TotalDramaHarold]

TRUE!

[@lorrainesekera4100]

Good old Ken. Tuckyfriedchicken is his last name.

[@tallmadgeinsanityanimation9005]

damn straight

[@osogoodgirl]

I felt sorry for that one lady. Clearly she heard "pen" and thought of a pen for corralling animals, not a writing implement lol

[@icturner23]

Clearly. But why do you feel sorry for her? That doesn’t make her answer any more intelligent than any of the others. You don’t ‘keep’ that type of pen anywhere, you don’t do anything with the pens at the zoo unless you work there, most of the enclosures at the zoo aren’t pens anyway and it’s not the most common meaning of ‘pen’.

[@roylavecchia1436]

@@icturner23 You are overthinking things too much lol.

[@robbys5236]

0:41 Well, technically that's true. Ignoring the fact that a gun would literally kill a lively party, just the scenario of someone pulling out a gun during a party would be enough to grind the party to a screeching halt.

[@juliandavidhoffer2022]

In some places the gun would be the start of the party

[@steelhead750]

@@juliandavidhoffer2022 Never marry an Arab, I'll tell ya that much!

[@michaelpalmieri7335]

I think the true meaning of the question was to name something that would turn a lively party into an UNLIVELY PARTY. Some things that would do that would be, for example, someone who tells boring stories or rotten jokes, food that tastes terrible, running out of drinks or ice, somebody starting a fight, and so on.

[@ylekiote99999]

The girl in that clip is Richard Dawson's future wife.

[@elc1960]

"...Something that has to warm up before you use it?" "How 'bout yer wife?" "How 'bout your mama?"

[@perks6292]

The fart-sounding noise for the 0 score after the turkey makes it even funnier

[@PinkCircleO8]

"Name something you feel before you buy it..." "Excited." Well that is true.......What? I would be excited before I buy something that I really really really wanted to get.

[@scottgreenberg1596]

Question means an actual thing, not a feeling.

[@catnewskawai9367]

"Buy it" can be a slang term for "die".

[@arianebolt1575]

@@catnewskawai9367 I was thinking sex

[@michaelpalmieri7335]

They were going for a type of food one might feel at a supermarket. One example would be feeling a cantaloupe to see if it's fresh enough to buy.

[@taputurquoise]

8:41 all of the answers in this vid are hilarious, but that made me wheeze and rewatch it

[@kawansiesquad6659]

“NAKED- HUH??!”

[@robadams5799]

The way he shouted it. "NEKKID GRAMMAW!!"

[@flyingguy8677]

"full speed ahead!" left me in tears

[@TekWest999]

10:47 I don’t know what the right answer was but that’s one hell of an answer.

[@TotalDramaHarold]

Me either

[@felixcroc]

That answer was up there

[@gagemead27]

12:19 This little old lady's answer had me laughing harder than I have in 15 years.

[@mad8805]

14:55 “You were loose enough that night” 😭

[@robertdawson291]

For the guy that said they had more grass than there neighbor, The police came knocking on his door two days later lol.👍😁😎

[@liboy9844]

The writers behind the ‘tricky’ questions that force the ‘funny answers’ are part heroes here.

[@elc1960]

Used to be, you only saw these a few times a show. Now ALL the questions on Family Feud set contestants up for funny answers. The writers know where their bread is buttered.

[@voxeln00b]

2:18 is far and away the best thing in this compilation

[@smollsquishytaeil]

"what Spanish phrase best describes your wife" *Nada* I died there

[@alcole-holic8779]

Wife’s bust, specifically

[@barryguff6893]

The hairy back answer (8:47) - classic! :)

[@thatonefurryonyoutubethatp1049]

“Name a yellow fruit” “Orange” *Instant regret*

[@ji-look6142]

I stg ‘fish love’ has me crying every time

[@gnario1180]

Ahahahahaha "you were lose enough that night" hahahahaha

[@kylebeach3382]

. A@Aaaqqq111reryu77766pppppppppppkjjjnbnk, and pP)ll

[@icturner23]

*loose

[@dannymikulas6226]

Something that comes with a summer storm you gave me the answer. Snow

[@nevergivingup3434]

Not the most inaccurate thing.

[@SamuelBlack84]

@@nevergivingup3434 Unless you live in Norway

[@MrsSlocombesPuddyCat]

I remember snow in a summer storm in London (actually hailstones)

[@piecreamyanimations]

Those straight forward answers is priceless i bust a laugh every time lmaoooo

[@kodarpy]

my favorite thing is on Family Feud when the contestants give a stupid answer, the look of immediate regret that crosses their faces. Makes me cry laughing

[@gaffneyrailroading1982]

These days, they think every retarded answer is number 1.

[@elc1960]

It has never ceased to amaze me how every time someone on Family Feud gives a dumb answer, someone on their team will shout out "Good answer! Good answer!"

[@Zerozanes]

“FULL SPEED A HEAD” best answer ever

[@lindanemnguni1621]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@craigthomas2659]

What is your favourite part of our newlywed game set....Jim? Jim.......Probably wife number 2! FOO FIGHTERS....THERE GOES MY HERO, WATCH HIM AS HE GOES

[@jessicadias5014]

I mean...the dreaded phony horse gag did win a war...

[@packthepack925]

The Kentucky fried chicken one had me lol

[@ilo5736]

Name a yellow fruit. Orange. LMAO!!!

[@thestickopia4619]

4:27 I don’t know why that one got me the most but it did

[@templedown]

"something that comes with a summer storm" Snow. BWAH HA HA HA :D

[@ComeOnPeopleThink]

Richard Dawson was the best host of Family Feud..

[@TSD0416]

A noisy bird? ...chipmunk....I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣

[@11matt11]

"Name something you need to warm up before you use it" - "Your Wife." Well, he's not wrong....

[@TotalDramaHarold]

TRUE

[@kodarpy]

i always feel like I have to come to the defense of the alligator guy. He heard “3 letters in its name” and assumed “3 of the same letters” (such as Arapaima or Barracuda) granted this makes the question more difficult, but cut the guy some slack.

[@DancingBugBoi]

But even alligator doesn’t work in that sense

[@doctorbohr1585]

I don't think he thought about it that much

[@chiefsteps-in-poo8447]

Kodarpy was probably the contestant trying to defend himself.

[@michaelpalmieri7335]

The question didn't say "three of the same letter," it just said "three letters." Even if they did mean "three of the same letter," "alligator" was still a silly answer, because it doesn't have three of the same letter. It has two "a"s, two "l"s, one "i," one "g," one "t," one "o," and one "r," and that's all.

[@nole142]

A duck to bath That's Chandler or Joey 😂

[@UnknownPerson-ir7zb]

Something that could kill a lively party?? Gun lol

[@MikeDCWeld]

11:47 the man got his points for "Turkey"!

[@micahbannister1287]

Fish love has got to be my favorite

[@jaengen]

Me too I love my fish!

[@Elkay26]

my stomach hurts from laughing

[@thundercracker7334]

"You don't use narcotics, do you Bob?" "No but I will" Dead 😂😂

[@TheosTrainsWalesOfficial]

3:04 Good answer!

[@domeniqharris6174]

12:20 she called money, "bitch". LOL

[@samhobbs6517]

5:05 "No, no. He's got a point."

[@derpaderpy4931]

'Sex on a Train' would make a good movie.

[@iamaninsomniac]

Porno version of "Snakes on a Plane".

[@doctorbohr1585]

Its made a few good porno movies already.

[@michaelpalmieri7335]

I think they did that in the movie "Risky Business."

[@ENG-CT4982]

"FULL SPEED AHEAD"

[@AmonAmarthFan609]

Name a famous robber: cops 😂😂

[@dingdongditch1000]

That last guy talking about his wife being loose on the first date… dam, doing that to you wife on national TV.

[@moogandacasio]

4:10 the way he just collapses

[@locopocomomopopo6324]

"you were loose enough that night"

[@EvilTwin123]

Turkey. Turkey. Turkey. :)

[@informationnotfound]

The older they are, the funnier they are.

[@danieln.1034]

"Texas" well she was right, just more than a hundred years too late

[@superpayaseria]

This whole thing was funny, but I think the turkey one get's it. That was so funny there's almost not words. How the guy just laughs himself each time and seems surprised how each answer magically seems to be turkey. Jeese. 3 times in a row is just impossilbe ODDS DUDE!!!

[@troodon1096]

I was waiting for him to say "turkey" for a famous snooker player.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

he at least had fun doing it

[@peter5807]

8:41 "Nekked grandma!" I'm on the floor. LOL

[@ke1vin]

“A gun” fucking got me

[@SuperRobbie1976]

i could watch this over and over never gets old.

[@tjjavier]

The last one HOLY F... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rjkral]

What an absolute riot! Thanks for editing and uploading!!

[@chevon1920]

Fish love, I'm never getting over that, 🤣

[@TheRealSimeon]

Are we not going to talk about that last one? 🤣

[@mattmorris419]

That killed me 😂

[@alltheleaveswerebrown]

the best part is that moment when they Realize

[@Memer9456]

“Name an animal with 3 letters in it’s name.” “Alligator.”

[@prathikkunder]

Something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house : 08:41

[@Rushyesgenesis]

9:45 we went to bed 😂😂😂

[@user-yo8ab1ys9e]

This is great when you’re high. Really really high. Like my eyes are so dry right now and they water bottle is so far away high.

[@nwebster84]

I wish the Fast Money's fourth question had been, "A place to go on holiday."