DUMBEST FAILS #40 OF 2016 | DANGEROUS DOGS & DUMB PEOPLE

Official “DUMBEST FAILS #40 OF 2016 | DANGEROUS DOGS & DUMB PEOPLE” video by comedian Alonzo Lerone.
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Welcome to the official KZbin channel of comedian/entertainer Alonzo Lerone. Looking for comedy, or just a good laugh? You’re in luck! On this channel, you’ll find a variety of fail compilations showcasing the internet’s funniest and dumbest fails curated by Alonzo Lerone from Twitter, Facebook, advertisements, and much more.

[@_idekanymore1319]

"BITCH THAT'S A TREE"- I'm dying here bro 😂😂

[@scarredxangel]

"Guys who are 8'3." "Bitch that's a tree!" Omg 😂😂😂

[@johntzirvos103]

"Bitch that's a tree" I'm crying 😂😂

[@amandarivera25]

“oh shit dat me” gets me every time

[@Kiwi_Tea]

"Bitch, that's a tree!" I died XD

[@scott9701]

You're killing me Alonzo.

[@smithubersachs]

"bitch that's a tree!" LMAOOO you are awesome Alonzo

[@AdorzAaliyahSince94]

Alonzo will never run out of material to post! So much illiteracy, so little time!

[@naruto0187]

+AdorzAaliyahSince94 "So much illiteracy, so little time!" Lol that's my new favorite quote. High five!

[@marcb2954]

O

[@derekcole7642]

imagine an evil villain saying that as he sets of an explosion

[@swizzle4718]

That's because the world never runs out of idiots!!!!

[@derekcole7642]

Same Time Game Time you know the saying theres a child born every minute and 7/10 of those children will be stupid, that's how the saying goes right

[@Dazi_Bae]

Lmbo I choked on my cereal when he did the call "Asai!"

[@RandomSwiftie13]

Lmao

[@mrztaylorlautner4evr]

The whole time, I kept thinking "Is that Kash on the sofa?" And then his lil head popped up at the end, I was so happy 😍😂

[@kirrenshaikh]

lmao i fangirled when i saw Ashton's twitter pop up where 5sos fam at?🙋🏽🙋🏽

[@shayroberts9178]

yeeees

[@Emma-gl3tv]

KIRREN Shaikh I can't believe i like him😂

[@KristenZianourry2015]

KIRREN Shaikh ashton y

[@rose2654]

KIRREN Shaikh I'm not even in the fandom and I was like 👀👀👀👀

[@ero8713]

KIRREN Shaikh HEY

[@heatherbeasley7183]

ok that girl has a point about the cow... who did figure out to get milk from the utters and why did they drink it?

[@Namenloser1895]

I guess they saw the calves drink from it and figured it might be tasty.

[@heatherbeasley7183]

well they saw children drinking from women's breasts and they didn't drink that

[@Namenloser1895]

Heather Beasley how do you know? ;P

[@heatherbeasley7183]

+Walther White huh...guess i don't lol

[@kathleen4787]

Because woman feed their babies with their boobs. They saw baby cows drinking from their mother so they took their milk.

[@Paulygon]

"Come inside your burger." Or in this case... ...McChicken... ;)

[@RRT94]

You just had to remind me !

[@sdm47]

Paul LeClair Could also call it a McCock

[@ainmhiwitch7494]

YOU HAVE BEEN *STOPPED*

[@morganjohnson3211]

Paul LeClair 69 likes

[@darlabohannon7161]

what the fuck???? I'm confused

[@tiffanymatsvai1929]

I know this is late but , happy birthday 🎁😂

[@sheilaanddomengosanchez9434]

+ALONZO LERONE we were super late though buddy but hope everything went as planned because u definitely deserve it. 😀😀

[@malikdaprince]

Happy birthday to the dictionary man.

[@kathynhungtran]

happy birthday 😁😁

[@chefferret6640]

Happy Birthday!

[@tianaginther213]

tiffany M yeah a little late but happy birthday haba

[@LuterofromTx]

Happy birthday Alonzo!!! I love your videos, especially your "dumbest fails" series. Please keep 'em up!!!

[@ALittleBitTrash]

he said "see-my" instead if semi 😂😂 ..Alonzo these things are making you lose brain cells

[@KristenZianourry2015]

6:01 WHY ASHTON OMFG 😂😂😭😬

[@leximaginity6106]

for the 5sos tweet, (Ashton) Asai is a place they are playing a concert

[@PugsNotDrugs4]

How does Alonzo have 707,040 subscribers if there are only 1,536 people on the earth.

[@brendensullivan5779]

L

[@jeremyaxel]

no their r only 700

[@kor2894]

why...why! XP

[@MrWereWolfGirl]

+PugsNotDrugs4 There are only 5 people on earth and everybody else is a zobmie or a ghost xD

[@MrWereWolfGirl]

Zombies are handsome looking and can be turned back into humans - ghosts can either be friendly either creepy as hell xD (Casper and Warm bodies references ftw) XD

[@VioneHobbes]

4:02 That sign predicted the McChicken video.

[@spookylisaa3251]

"Well ig"---Alonzo saying it---"Well Instagram"😂😂😂😂

[@hannahhughes9023]

"Thank You, Thank You, saved by the bell!" i died

[@lillylee8264]

Ashton from 5sos😂 is it just me from the fam?😂

[@miriamsalgado9078]

Fam!!

[@serenityburkeLOVE]

fam!!

[@jazminkaup8081]

FAM!

[@Noorulain23]

Fam!

[@alexis1610]

5SOS FAM!

[@glittercupcakesxoxo8448]

Omg I started FANGIRLING when I saw iisuperwomanii' spots 😂😜

[@shart8008]

So true!

[@JayTheHatter]

I'm pretty sure it was a fan account because it said "Liilly" instead of "Lilly" and it wasn't a verified account, so it couldn't have been her, but even if it wasn't the real iisuperwomanii, I still fangirled 😂😂

[@ashleyfisher1539]

His videos always make me so happy. ☺️ Nothing is better than binge watching his videos.

[@brandoncoates1681]

Martinsville, NC?? You mean Martinsville, VA?😂😂😂

[@blissfulthinking667]

When I saw Ashton I started screaming then I saw that he spelled asia wrong and II went ' OMG your adorable' wow..

[@mywittleprincess2297]

Blissful Thinking meeeee

[@iDIOTSOFOz]

You're*

[@hayJay1]

This part cracked me up so much XD "Guys who are 8'3" 'BITCH THAT'S A TREE!' XD Also happy birthday! :)

[@hollyswafford5377]

"8'3?!?! Bitch, that's a tree!!!". Laughed til it hurt on that one!!

[@Emma-gl3tv]

6:00 1/4 of my favourite band everyone😂

[@mimsycookiiess]

The first one though lol 😂😂

[@ellie1866]

4:03 Well. The guy did already. #McChicken. Lol, sorry.

[@simsyas18]

Arlene gets top comeback for the "thirsty" comment! Cried laughing.

[@reij.2322]

c'mon man, a ratchet is an actual tool. they are described in size based on your need.

[@Mamas01Sepulveda]

I can't even defend ashton

[@khloe4418]

EXACTLY.

[@kaarinapolly2293]

I wanted to protect him so bad!!! Poor baby, I guess he's out of our limit.

[@kaarinapolly2293]

+Lady Death IT'S BEEN TWO YEARS NOW! HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE BEST OF ME.

[@janessa3600]

😂😂 I love you guys

[@Mamas01Sepulveda]

+Lady Death oh don't do it- oh my god

[@cairrean2412]

So, I was watching a video about the greatest tweets of 2014, and it reminded me of a bad joke. You can't run through a campground. You can only ran. Because it's past tents.

[@Zubiila]

I'm a new subscriber as of today and I'm just binge watching your videos while traveling. Thank you for keeping me entertained on this 6 hour train ride! Laughing my ass off! 😂

[@tooflyfrenchfry482]

Anyone else die when he read Ashton's tweet? No 5SOS girls on this channel? Oh, ok, let me shut up.

[@jaelle7045]

meeee LOL

[@emochji2492]

meeee

[@felixwashcloth1728]

No stop

[@liztruie2890]

me omg XD

[@karlastardust3254]

i died

[@IEFAG]

Happy birthday from Ireland 😘

[@IEFAG]

💁😘

[@laila-nd6mf]

OMG ASHTON FROM 5SOS WAS ON HERE XD

[@nalstyles1116]

IKR😂😂

[@nessiefan98]

Omg ikr!!

[@EMILYFAITHCUTIE]

FAM

[@Beatriz_Emely]

5:55 Oh no, not Ashton 😭😂😂 we (the fandom) already gives 5sos enough shit for their spelling and grammar mistakes 😂

[@nikkisullybabi]

Martinsville is in Virginia....

[@mrs.thomas-usmcwife5686]

Thank you! I was thinking the same thing.

[@katelyntrujillo-destiel858]

happy birthday lazaga!!!!!😂😂

[@mialefebvre1512]

More like happy birthday dictionary

[@katelyntrujillo-destiel858]

Lmaaoo😂

[@waveafterwave0723]

+Sarah-Louise Jones Mias comment wasn't that serious. Geeez

[@waveafterwave0723]

+Sarah-Louise Jones You make no sense either. You'd be one of those billions of dumbasses- trust!!!

[@harrystylesgotnojamseither4380]

always waiting for the end screen that remix IS MY JAM

[@d.ayjaaf]

ARMYS ARE EVERYWHERE 😈

[@harrystylesgotnojamseither4380]

Dayja Flowers YASSSS

[@berenicegarcia5779]

I sing along everytime!

[@harrystylesgotnojamseither4380]

+Berenice Garcia sameeeeeee

[@tatyanaoliver7029]

If you feel me thumbs if you don't thumbs up anyway cause you real thumb thumb thumbs up🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

[@katiekat2404]

"OMG what episode was he on" XDD I'm so dead

[@ecardona53]

3:46 Martinsville is in Virginia.

[@AlyssaPlaysAndSlays24]

Don't forget to get your condom mints!

[@terralamb8215]

Ashton!!! :3 And happy belated birthday Alonzo.

[@timduckering3717]

Even though it's 2016 I love watching him...I've been a Alonzo Larone fan since 2015!...pats on the back Alonzo.. keep up the good work

[@samanthastendeback6983]

when Ashton's tweet popped up I knew exactly which one it was😂 this boy can't even spell Asia😂

[@erik-pw1sb]

4:06 they predicted it.

[@officialmyrarubio]

lol Ashton hahaha

[@adaikonen]

"Guys who are 8'3" "Bitch, that's a tree"

[@lorilynnmorrow1592]

Just to answer your question he was correctly asking for a ratchet. It is a wrench that you snap a socket onto and it gives you leverage and only allows the socket easier movement and makes the bolt more accessible. I'm sorry Alonzo but on this one YOU needed a dictionary. Calling a girl rachet came from the word "wretched" meaning pathetic. Still have mad love for you tho. Thanks for the laughs

[@cringelord9568]

Its really sad he doesn't know that a ratchet is a tool 😢

[@elitesquad924]

Mad Miner Michael lol he probs does tho just didn’t understand the text bc they need a dictionary

[@idkmxgxn]

Ashton Irwin WHY BBY

[@iankammerman1998]

Happy Birthday, Alonzo!!!🎂🎉🎁✨🎉🎁🎉✨🎂🎁🎉👑🎂🎉💗🎂🎉🍻🍰🎂🍭🍬👑💥🔒😁😄🌟🎉

[@dpauly83]

I'm late as well, but Happy Birthday Alonzo. But Martinsville is actually in Virginia.

[@PrincessButtermilk-de4qu]

PLEASE do a dumbest yahoo answers video!!!!

[@hawaiian180]

"Thank you lord save by the bell" 😂😂

[@-_lol_its_jam_-4396]

HAAAPPY BIRTHDAY~ (mines is the 11th NY sisters is the 9th #PiscesLife)

[@-_lol_its_jam_-4396]

*my

[@moo-moo9674]

+Jayla Bradley mine

[@Bubbles0011]

Mine is on the 11th too and my brother's is 9th

[@DrBarbequeSauce]

Your birthday is the 9th of March? Mine Too!!

[@miggie2099]

+Jayla Bradley have you ever counted back 9 months to see what the event was?

[@sage1387]

Merry birthmas, you! =3

[@yamato7496]

ashton oh my god

[@thej-spot5829]

"I might have some birthday TEXAS come through "😂Love you😘

[@MintMonarch]

Oh... Ashton honey....

[@Kimberly-xi3gq]

5sos fam where you at

[@AeoLynx_]

A ratchet is a type of wrench.

[@nikkisimone4011]

lol right

[@christophershultz1588]

thank you for lifting my day up I cannot breathe through your video

[@JustDeluded]

there's an actual tool called a ratchet

[@gogogokuhanten8592]

Is it 5 feet eight inches?

[@ivygirl9119]

It can be a better offer then free, It can come with a *LASAGAAA!!!!*

[@naureeluvsu]

I'm going to throw a dictionary at you if you try to add a "s to text again!!!

[@adrianenriquez1195]

LMAOOO "Bitch that's a tree" 😂

[@jhova]

teh spoder mein wihses iu aeiy hiapy biearthnday!

[@naijabryi1518]

what

[@pixierosediy7785]

The spider man wishes you a happy birthday?

[@jhova]

+Isaac Thornell nu I wiel ciall gooby nd teh dolan an no sciope uir aiss

[@huladeez9121]

+Naijabryi 15 Young padawan, thy internet language is far beyond your knowledge, you have so much to learn. Strive young one, for one day you shall know the internet language.

[@jhova]

+June Extract one dai I w taik thet throne, one day spoodr aind pingu wiel be proud

[@Livingwhole.e]

a ratchet is a kind of wrench... 😐

[@ArnulfoSalgado]

+EmeriJillian yea, I'm sure he knows. That's why he featured the picture

[@taylorrae8187]

ASHTON

[@lucianogarcia2210]

I Love It When He Says 'Omg' 😂❤️

[@justinsider8120]

can we get a yahoo answers

[@karisostrowski1891]

at like 6:00, ASHTON

[@isabellelegare1491]

happy birth fay

[@isabellelegare1491]

day**

[@KiddKlutch3420]

+Isabelle Legare -.-

[@shakksuperstar7872]

lol even on his birthday people spell things wrong ON HIS PAGE!! 😂😂

[@zenfullyridiculous]

+Shak k Williams Did you catch it when he said Happy Birthday to everyone who has a birthday this year...LMAO!!! #PRICELESS😂😂😂 Still love you Alonzo Lerone

[@kimberlygillen4783]

+Tahjii Jordan Well everyone actually is having a birthday this year, as opposed to last year...

[@LlamarR]

The weather forecasts get me every time XDDDD

[@TeeJaySmall]

HOLY SHIT, DO YOU ACTUALLY NOT KNOW WHAT A RATCHET IS?!?!?!? Lmao Love you Alonzo but I think YOU need a dictionary this week! A ratchet is kind of like a wrench, it's basically just another tool for driving in screws and such, but DAMN SON- HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THIS?!?!?!? Lol. Also, When that one girl said "America is a continent" I believe she meant North America and/or South America, which, obviously, are continents.

[@hisdarkdesire]

+TeeJay Small Sad part is, I thought the same, even when he mentioned Martinsville being in NC, it's in VA, past Roanoke actually.

[@alig.2898]

Oml ash what you doing? Just skip Asai and come to amrecia

[@Terratetradon]

A m r e i c a

[@NOREGRETS1521]

Shout out to march babies #03/04

[@chayden153]

Yass

[@nfcxcalon]

+RealNikkoleKhaos 03/03

[@chayden153]

Mine was the 4th. I turned 18

[@NOREGRETS1521]

+chayden153 I turned 23 lol

[@chayden153]

K.K.L.U.T.O ew

[@aaronjones3181]

0:28 You may want to silence your phone, or else those birthday "Texas" might bleed into your mic! lol

[@OnyxVivian]

Careful, Trump might threaten to sue with while waving his tiny fingers

[@ashbash2387]

Does he not know that a Ratchet is a tool, not slang

[@meagan3494]

"BITCH THAT'S A TREE" killed me I had to pause the video😂😂😂😂😂

[@kayla-spam-8276]

*Alonzo gestures to the comment section* Me: OH I’m supposed to comment him a happy birthday? OKAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALONZO 🎉

[@booklovingpoet5942]

2:50 Guys who are 8'3 Bitch that's a tree!!! The unintentional rhyme tho😂😂😂

[@riktusempra21]

"bitch! that's a tree!" 😂😂😂

[@purpleup28765]

The way he reads these fails are sooooo funny!

[@IAmAdriaRenee]

"McDonalds wants you to come inside your burger" that explains the McChicken video. hahahah

[@monellpemberton1370]

2:50 “Guys who are 8’3” Alonzo: BITCH THAT’S A TREE!!!” 🌲 Me: Dying on the floor literally crying 😂😂

[@zoestackhouse7848]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALONZO!!!

[@kadeemjoseph8138]

Rewatching these to pass the time The ratchet one is my favorite

[@memmalarkeygaming7152]

At 0:30 BIRTHDAY TEXAS REALLY ALONZO?!?! 😂 lol

[@sunsetlover8398]

BIH YOU MADE ME CHOCKED ON MY DR PEPER ON THAT TREE PART 😂😂😂😂

[@rebeccajordan6189]

I just wanted to say thanks for making me laugh when I was upset

[@skorpsaiyan2361]

That basketball one really got me. xD

[@Cutthecamerasdeadass1899]

A for Effort and N for Knowledge 😂😂😂

[@ryannenicole2201]

Omg trying not to laugh at this video while sitting in class. This is super hard.