Dumbest Fails #37 | COMMENTS EDITION 2016

Official “Dumbest Fails #37 | COMMENTS EDITION 2016” video by comedian Alonzo Lerone.
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Welcome to the official KZbin channel of comedian/entertainer Alonzo Lerone. Looking for comedy, or just a good laugh? You’re in luck! On this channel, you’ll find a variety of fail compilations showcasing the internet’s funniest and dumbest fails curated by Alonzo Lerone from Twitter, Facebook, advertisements, and much more.

[@suitsandpineapples6362]

"I just wanted to apologize....*continues laughing*" I'm the same way.

[@tinamarie2121]

New year, new me. *continues laughing ass off* and that's why I love this dude.

[@frootlo0p_]

"What did caramel ever do to you!?" ~ I'm cryingggg XDD

[@breeyannawallace2414]

"I guess she thinks the "F" means she's having a girl," KILLED ME

[@NoodleyBits]

Victoria's Secret linguine....I guess that's what the thongs are made of.

[@TheHeroOfTomorrow]

+FarfalleAlfredo Or they're trying to expand their edible lingerie line...

[@NoodleyBits]

TheHeroOfTomorrow I hope they don't use green pesto

[@laterferaligatr3033]

Nah, they use alfredo.

[@420316777666]

I've heard of spaghetti straps but that's ridiculous

[@iamhawkeye3162]

I thought it was angel hair spaghetti...

[@PsiCorps85]

At 1:41 when you asked what the heck that face was, that's from Fallout -- it's Vault-Boy. In Fallout 3 there are Vault-Boy Bobbleheads in a few locations, which, once collected, increase your characters base traits and skill levels.

[@kiddovr3147]

The bobble heads aren't just in Fallout 3, they're also in Fallout New Vegas and Fallout 4.

[@lmasouras123]

Benevolens.. You Forgot That VAULT BOY IS THE MASCOT OF FALLOUT. Oh, And Toxic, Again, He Is The Mascot.

[@DoctorWhoKage]

@@Jay-ql6cc Y'all, I didn't know that there was a Fallout Tactics game before now, but I looked it up, and...holy shit! There was! 🤯

[@jordimorgan3561]

When you said, "New Year, New Me", then started laughing, I burst out laughing too. That part about killed me!

[@anyakathryn6822]

That 7 year old kid can draw better than me. I'm seriously jealous.

[@ashleyrose379]

Bearly Hana maybe you should sell your soul.

[@_Enderluver]

Lmfao

[@CRUSH40RULES]

Same.

[@RandomShinigami7]

So... is nobody going to acknowledge that Alonzo actually puked at 5:05? We're all just hung up on him not knowing about Fallout?

[@mariahcielocha1375]

haha I was reading the comments to see if someone would notice

[@FlickeringEmber]

+RandomShinigami7 When he said on Snapchat the other day that he puked reading a comment I thought it was because it was something really vile...but this is even funnier!

[@paisleykinchlow]

That's what I was thinking. Let's just ignored the fact that he just regurgitated on camera lol

[@Stev51]

I feel bad for making him throw up XD

[@shalissa13]

+AbductedSteve holy shit! xD

[@snowey1337]

"Not Lebanese, Blanche. Lesbian!" - Dorothy Zbornak

[@LB-tm1oj]

Wendy's is a savage

[@gunchapred8933]

Wendy needs to cool her jets before others are roasted like chicken.

[@k.roserette]

I want a video that only features Wendy's savage comebacks!

[@RaptorOfTheWest]

+Sinner Clique Maybe she needs to eat some Frosties to get back some of that chill.

[@LWolf12]

+Sinner Clique Don't mess with Wendy's, she'll mess you up.

[@maryg.8764]

Lol

[@summerlee7402]

Wow, I didn't think you reading so much bad grammar will make you puke. but at 5:17 I had to stop the video cause I was laughing so bad

[@iamhawkeye3162]

I wonder how many people look over their mistakes when posting in his comments section. I'm sure some people come on here and spell words wrong on purpose for a free shoutout. Lol

[@asharabedi8389]

+IAmHawkeye316 you mean shootout though

[@iamhawkeye3162]

+Ashar abedi I see what you did there. 🤔

[@megasonicgeo]

+IAmHawkeye316 Lots of free shootouts in the US. Especially in schools.

[@iamhawkeye3162]

+megasonicgeo I'm from the US and I speak proper English.

[@megasonicgeo]

IAmHawkeye316 take a look at my comment again. I said shootouts, school shootings.

[@onmyaveragejoesht507]

"What's with the *beef* between Wendy's and Burger King?" it ain't pork

[@cristianmihai4182]

Dunno what it is, but I'm sure it's always fresh

[@alicewilloughby4318]

i blinked and god left, I've never dared ask, because I'm chicken!

[@elrick44]

I'm pretty sure that Wendy is the jilted lover of the Burger King who hates him now because he decided to go back to his wife, the Dairy Queen

[@Freshsink950]

I love how creative you were there.

[@elrick44]

Freshsink950 just wait till you hear about the illicit relationship between Ronald McDonald and Jack In-the-Box,

[@Freshsink950]

elrick44 Let me guess. Ronald McDonald and Jack In-the-Box turn out to be gay couples.

[@elrick44]

Freshsink950 Nope, they Eiffel Towered Colonel Sanders' daughter... The Colonel doesnt know yet

[@KarolLovesBacon]

+elrick44 Lmao, I'm dying. Please someone save me! LOLOLOLOL

[@stephysteph9538]

Now I know where my dogs nuts went when he was neutered 5:37

[@The.Lady.Leighton]

Alonzo you never played FALLOUT? 1:42 THAT'S THE VAULT BOY. The mascot of the damn game! You need to play it. It'll change your life.

[@VictoryFire88]

+LADY BLITZ Even I know what that was and I don't play those games. lol

[@chromearcherr9890]

EXACTLY THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING!

[@Brendini27]

I've never played Fallout and I know what that is 😂😂.

[@BullyGirlUzi]

+LADY BLITZ ikr

[@noiranight]

+LADY BLITZ I was ready to post the same thing!

[@maryomalley6634]

"I'd rather struggle THEN be dead." Mission accomplished. Headed in the right direction. Lmao.

[@OmoiSenpai]

In next week, we'll see Kanye's Tweets.

[@shantaboose6229]

bruh

[@FlickeringEmber]

+Justin Omoi (Artist Tutorials) Kanye believe how irritating Mr. West is?!

[@rockhound7147]

Justin Omoi ... "In next week"? Does that mean something to other morons, or is it purely gibberish?

[@jacquelinequinn8859]

GIF NEEDED!!!! 5:17

[@jacquelinequinn8859]

***** lmao but it's so perfect! You know it needs to be done!

[@jacquelinequinn8859]

+ALONZO LERONE tinypic.com/r/keddfc/9 Because you said not to

[@JessicaJordan99]

+Jacqueline Quinn I love you omg

[@spaghettifriend]

+ALONZO LERONE there really needs to be a gif...JS

[@Shortcake918]

+Jacqueline Quinn yes! he needs to be a Giff that was my favorite part !!! I was laughing so hard lol

[@YourUncleBenis]

I constantly mix marinara with Victoria's Secret linguini. It's delicious, believe me.

[@random_dragon]

I wish I had a clever remark, but that comment was too perfect.

[@CrescentCrystalRising]

Lol this comment just made my day XD

[@artheaux666]

lol yup 😂😂👍

[@courtkendell]

Linguine*

[@justinnihiser8680]

Awesome. Well played.

[@ionbattery]

lact toast in toddler ant. If dictionaries were made out of milk that would make sense.

[@LonelyDev71]

lool She gets VIOLET when she's angry. I would hook her up with the incredible hulk and watch them have colorful arguments.

[@alicewilloughby4318]

Insert joke about "seeing red" here.

[@yoranger8349]

Music Plus Plus more like the incredible bulk there both violet to be honest

[@skynyrdfan420]

"98% of people will die at some point in their lives" is from 'Talladega Nights'. she was just quoting the movie

[@rockhound7147]

King Jay the Bearded ... 98% of KZbinrs still fist pump the air and go woot-woot-woot, so no surprises from that comment. Luckily, like Katie Larry, I'm one of the 2%.

[@winniethepooh544]

But still, what happens to the other 2%? Are they immortal?

[@katielarry8284]

I am immortal, I am one of the 2%.

[@coolztri101]

same 😂😂 we should have a forever party

[@mistial_]

+Isoluniv_714 Z Do fictional characters make up 2% of the population?

[@georgecataloni4720]

Yes, some of us are immortal, but half of the 2% is just rich.

[@justinnihiser8680]

Katie, Are you Duncan Macleod? Are you the Highlander?

[@christiaanf503]

that's Kanye

[@sansgaster2457]

6:55 it's actually hypothermia Hyperthermia is when you overheat

[@krispykermy4638]

did you seriously vomit on camera and not cut it out of this video 😂😂😂😂man that's called balls

[@NinjaGalEmKay]

ALONZO LERONE Love your vids man, you are my hero!

[@rockhound7147]

Actually, that's called life. Everyone vomits now and then. Just because Mr. Over Pronunciator didn't cut it out of his video doesn't make him special.

[@DoctorWhoKage]

@@rockhound7147 okay, how many other KZbin videos do you see people puking up their lungs? Not many, I'd bet!

[@racheldelisle9560]

I litterally imagined a girl with pasta all over herself😂

[@voidfroze]

I mean honestly a guy would have a better shot buying me linguini than lingerie 🤣🤣🤣

[@indyatigress]

OMG I spewed water everywhere at 5:37 over the mini dognuts!

[@aglassofmilk3300]

When its 2 AM and you can't spot the typos.

[@sexyk2091]

I have Lupus I don't want to get shot.

[@danij1586]

+Khailia Warren me either, damn.

[@fredb8267]

+Khailia Warren Damn...(unloads his gun)

[@sexyk2091]

+f Bentson Thank you. I'm too young to die.

[@fredb8267]

Khailia Warren You're welcome. I'm too old to kill :)

[@LamarVahnoi]

I have Lupus! I don't want to get in a shootout!

[@robbicooper9418]

My Alonzo marathon is continuing. I love your laugh. Keep it up.

[@kaylakhaos6739]

“I67,000 views what am I doing wrong?” 2 years later you have a million views on your videos. You have grown so much!!!❤️

[@ecasey91]

"New year, new me" ahhhahah

[@safetypin5987]

I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN YOU STARTED TO THROW UP I HIT MY HEAD AGAINST THE HEADBOARD OF MY BED BUT IT'S ALL GOOD And does anyone else feel nervous when they comment on any one of Alonzo's videos?

[@estreyacastro5943]

Did anyone notice Dolan and Sam and Colby

[@bforchildsplay1661]

When I tell you, my stomach is in so much pain right now laughing at this.

[@dmanjr4]

4:14 I had to pause the video because I was laughing too hard

[@HCPACstage]

Me too!

[@courtkendell]

Same 😂

[@ldekker97]

MARINARA

[@fulanodetal3614]

+Lianne Dekker The preg test. I can't believe... you know what? Now I quit.

[@MyDes92]

Watched this twice... Still trying to figure out, how the hell you managed to throw up reading that. 😂😂😂😂

[@Theebonyphil]

linguine is this years lasaga

[@itsyogurl603]

My lasaga!!!

[@pandakat915]

+CintiaGamesYT *dead*

[@bigslorpin]

My gf made me lasaga while wearing Victoria's Secret linguine.

[@Theebonyphil]

+Farus Alkasem 😂😂😂😂

[@madelinerock2393]

Half the time I only laugh because his laughter is so contagious! His comments kill me!😂

[@Hoffy1138]

A plane for $18,000? That's too low.

[@CRUSH40RULES]

I don't know s*** about planes but $18,000 seems like a reasonable price for a plane that size. I think my Opa flew in one of those when he was alive.

[@elizabethyoungblood974]

Dude your dumbest fails have me dying. I can barely even stop laughing long enough to finish this comment. I die. Keep up your hustle.

[@hannahthomson5198]

Mini dog nuts, I'm crying of laughter right now

[@gaaraofthefunk7163]

Lmao 😂 “New year, new me... but in the meantime, since I already did wrong lol 😂 at least let me finish” 🤣

[@twentynepiltspanicatthecri9407]

SAM AND COLBY!!!!

[@halthelesbian1377]

What makes the dog nuts even better is that the container they're in says "babies" on it. 😂

[@placecalledmars3691]

Who thumbs upped this just because of the outro?

[@SpookyTug]

"New year, new me." Goes right back to dying of laughter. XD Best videos ever!

[@GiordanDiodato]

you don't recognize the Fallout guy?

[@mrcannonballs642]

*vault boy

[@kaidencunningham7397]

Deputy Dankster he is a guy that appears in fallout so technically he wasn't incorrect

[@ogloc3719]

i know, i was surprised, i mean i guess he's not a gamer

[@twowolveshighfiving]

I decided to put the captions for KZbin videos the other day and when he said I'm lactose intolerant, the captions put " I'm like toast in toddler ant" 😂😂

[@twowolveshighfiving]

I decided to put the captions for KZbin videos the other day and when he said I'm lactose intolerant, the captions put " I'm like toast in toddler ant" 😂😂

[@melissacraig4839]

I can understand why the person with the "pitbull mace" got confused. It's pepper spray that says pit bull defense max strength. Unless she picked it up and it said Don't use on animals then it would make sense how she came to that conclusion.

[@Rizkika95]

Oh you made my day (even though it's almost the end of the day). It's like I can't get enough of just laughing at the video and leaving my worries for a while.

[@jeremygonzalez7433]

Wtf The Jacelynn girls my sister, how'd she end up on here!???😂

[@chipskylark9866]

JEREMY THATS ME. NOW EVERYONE THINKS IM STUPID 😭😭😭

[@whitneyjax945]

Lmao watching u slap ur self with the dictionary was my fav. Laughed so much!

[@ShannonSaundersXO]

Cracking up. These videos are great. I've had some seriously special Siri moments where I've text'd people with comments like 'lac toast in toddler ant'. I'm not proud... but that damn voice-to-text gets me every time.

[@LuisPNF404Villegas]

1:44. That's the Vault Boy from the Fallout serious.

[@LuisPNF404Villegas]

Aaron Rice alright

[@GCGeekArmy]

+Luis villegas Fallout *Series

[@alexchiasson1268]

The real question is how do you get the vault boy's face up there???

[@GCGeekArmy]

Alex Chiasson I believe it's a notification from the pip boy app

[@LuisPNF404Villegas]

Geek Army I just noticed that

[@LinktoLinkGamer]

your show might just be my favorite show on youtube. It's quick witted and most of all truly a smart show. Thanks for the laughs, there truly isn't enough people on here like you.

[@PinArc88]

Sometimes when I close my eyes I can't see

[@benjaminwillis7932]

I lost it at 1:55 man oh my goodness! 😂😂😂 what's even better is the comment below him; "mind=blown" 😂😂😂

[@williamwood4945]

How to get on Alonzo's nerves: Step one; type "These pe♥ple need a DISHINARY L♥L!!!!!!!!!!!" Tune in next time for how to distance yourself from Alonzo

[@deaeady65]

102% pregnant Lmao. where tha hell she pull that frm?

[@A.Mortem]

To be fair, she was running one high ass fever

[@deaeady65]

+A. Mortem she had to be or something lol

[@alzapramatronooo]

+Deahnna Eady she was joking omg 😂😂😂

[@deaeady65]

+Cammi Bryant I kno lol

[@TheLulu526]

102°, not 102%

[@milliejones8486]

bruuuuuuh!!! I love when he's laughing at hypothermia joke and he's like "I'm sorry guys, people actually die from that." *laughs even more*

[@madmommy36]

These just keep getting better and better.Thank you!

[@kathrynsue1986]

I hope she doesn't put that thing in her mouth after she peed on it thinking it was a pregnancy test

[@Avrysatos]

+Hannah Niemczyk makes sense. Doesn't make it less funny though.

[@Az.2508]

When he puked and he puts his hand out in the camera saying "did I really just puke?" Killed me😂😂😂

[@REBORNCENTRALGaming]

Okay.. I officially give up on Humanity.

[@kokonutvx]

Everytime Alonzo makes a video, I fangirl so bad... He's so funny and I love his videos. I'm a simple grammar natzi and I respect this man! Keep it going Alonzo!

[@Bloodrocutioner]

Not familiar with the video game Fallout huh Alonzo? :P lol

[@RayneDavila]

THE LAUGHS MAKE ME LAUGH AND THEN I END UP ALMOST DYING OF LAUGHTER

[@MusingsFromTheDen]

The artistic 7 year old will be one of the immortal 2%, what with selling his soul to the Devil and all...

[@chipskylark9866]

Oh wow. My bio was just a quote from a movie but dang that's a good way to look at it 😂😂

[@jaslizette]

+Jay Jay Nguyen this is weird but you should make KZbin videos!

[@caitlintsuchiya9806]

THAT'S THE VAULT BOY, ALONZO. THAT'S WHAT IT WAS FALLOUT 4 COME ON

[@redmystic5732]

This was the first video of Alonzo's I watched and I almost pissed myself laughing

[@seamustierney6527]

FB post: wit bok shood I ad 2 mie bokcace Reply: how bout a dictionary?

[@miacobb4488]

5:08 ''did i really just throw up'' LMAOO did you just question yourself lmaooooooo ........but yes you did

[@nadimnehme9489]

Tf does Lebanese related to bisexuals???

[@nadimnehme9489]

Relearpt

[@nadimnehme9489]

Tf is this autocorrect

[@luckpup2766]

Lol.

[@destinymcknight9563]

I just want to say your videos have me dying laughing and you're an awesome person. You're also the reason I grammar check and spell check before anything else. Thank you for being awesome.

[@joheyzzzjo72]

Dude the car accident one man I done bro had me laughing my ass off. 😂😂😂

[@TheDrPhred]

Dude, when you showed that "pregnancy 102%" I almost spit my beer on my screen. Great videos, keep them coming.

[@christina8392]

"New year,new me." *Continues to laugh*😂😂

[@kid6805]

Oh my gosh, where has this guy been my whole internet life. XD SO FUNNY!!

[@hannahbringle411]

So I have officially watched all your, "Dumbest Tweets & Facebook Posts" videos. All the way back to #1. Love these videos! 😂🙌🏻❤️

[@heidicarbaugh7958]

When he started playing “it’s a hard knock life”...😂

[@ShahannasLaw]

my whole family love watching you.. we watch u on the big screen and just laugh our asses off... thumbs up all the time..

[@BadBoysLover]

All your "Dumbest Fails" videos from 2015 have a moment in which I just crack up so hard. Your tones and comments while reading those fails are on point every time. By the look of this year's videos, they're gonna be as hilarious as the ones from last year's. I don't usually subscribe to this kind of channels but I came across one of your videos by chance and laughed so much, I simply had to watch the rest. I genuinely gotta say: thank you for the good laughter, Alonzo! :D

[@itzZzBroOokLyn]

I cry myself to sleep from laughing so much at your videos 😂😂

[@Avrysatos]

I always laugh at your videos so hard my dog comes over to make sure I'm okay.

[@BlitzyBlitz32]

seriously, i'm obsessed with your videos!! crying over here at work!!!

[@jenitadriver2024]

The part where he was reading about the girl wanting to take a selfie with her ex, had me laughing so loud 😂😂😂😂

[@feraltaco4783]

I can't get over the supposed pregnancy test! LMFAO! It's both hilarious and sad.

[@meghan-not-thee-stallion97]

"Hard Knock Life" killed me 😂😂😂

[@lamelaza9209]

I like how he goes from new year new me about laughing at hypothermia to immediately dying of laughter

[@Samir-ru4rl]

I don't know if I'm the only one, but the way Alonzo says "ass"' is funny lol

[@kelseyford4320]

I almost went into a coma when he started gagging. OMFG so funny.

[@declaniscool200]

i just laughed so hard my gum flew out and disappeared lol 😂

[@RandomDesireVeronica]

1:41 TF? That's the Fallout guy!!! Haha. That part made me laugh so hard! Rewinded it a million times. He was so confused.

[@mrcannonballs642]

*vault boy

[@RandomDesireVeronica]

Yes. Vault Boy.

[@dissociiated]

7:07 Ongg this is me i would apologize and continue to laughhh 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@beautifulash2825]

7:00 "that's not funny new year new me" *laughs harder then ever before"

[@destinyjanell5474]

Damn Alonzo I couldn't even finish my doritos!!was too busy laughing every two seconds 😂😂