Dumbest Japanese Internet Moments (2ch compilation)

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Patreon: / japanalysis (the Shaggy clip is here)
Thanks to AzumaHibiki for the walking footage. / azumahibiki
Thanks to Jesse Heinz for the music! / jesseheinzzz

[@ruikirisame1744]

"the dude wouldn't get up from my seat so I sat on him." That takes balls

[@matheussanthiago9685]

well, he probably did feel a ball or two, tbh

[@Danea.]

​@@matheussanthiago9685 one stick too

[@kaito7132]

sussy comment

[@125discipline2]

"ehehehe i got a young man to sit on me again"

[@w花b]

​@@Danea. can we say that he almost got railed?

[@Aiello_]

It takes a real man to become best girl

[@SomeIdiota]

Are you also a big YAGOO fan?

[@nashd1821]

I was gonna comment that but you beat me to it 😂😂😂

[@KyzenEX]

@@SomeIdiota YAGOO worshipers, assemble!

[@AnemoiaEXP]

Yeah, it takes it all away

[@sixels5550]

disgusting.

[@PowerSynopsis]

Alright, the dudes complimenting each other on how cute they were as girls is kinda wholesome

[@futureflea3917]

Until you know what that censored kanji means lol

[@PowerSynopsis]

@@futureflea3917 you got me there

[@Hopper_Arts]

​@@futureflea3917 it means ugly doesn't it

[@futureflea3917]

​@@Hopper_Arts No, and you don't want to know what it means Edit: yes this was a shitty comment now stop @ ing me

[@kzaanimefan4836]

​​@@Hopper_Arts probably dutch wife

[@CanadianReset]

lmaoooooo! For what it's worth, every country has those people who travel abroad and talk down to other people in their own country like they know better. It's always hilarious. Great video as always!!

[@violetiolite]

Yeah! Here in Portugal we had a bunch of immigration from Portugal to France some decades back so there were a lot of people that when they came back for the holidays bought expensive cars just to show off (even if they didn't make that much money over there) and spoke a lot of french/mixed french expressions in their speech. We call them "Avecs".

[@Vor567tez]

I am surprised. Japan seems one of the best place to live in. I Wonder what they were complaining about.

[@radornic2387]

@@Vor567tez People are very bored of life, and become enamored with new experiences.

[@saceurai6629]

@@Vor567tez Too peaceful and people start looking for struggle. It's how our brains are made :>

[@abdiabdi524]

@@Vor567tez Japan does have some problems like overwork and sexism and also the fact that same sex marriage isn't legally allowed but they usually aren't complaining about that and are mostly just trying to show off the fact that they lived somewhere else and are shallow.

[@iinfernox]

that one guy who instantly got called a sex doll lmaoo 😭😭😭

[@manumudgal4988]

RIP his personality

[@ivoryas1696]

​@@manumudgal4988 "kinda _hot..."_

[@thatjojolesbian]

i had the same first thought, its the uncanny eyes hfusoihfeusei a lot of those apps will give you those uncanny-valley doll looks

[@user-cr5ms9tw4t]

Explanation by Japanese 5:20 When using a MetroCard, most people top up the card with the amount of money needed for the fare. In Tokyo and Osaka, you can get to most places with only 1500 yen each way, so even if you buy something at a convenience store, it is rare (at least in 2016, when online cashing wasn’t popular yet ) that you charge more than 5000 yen. These internet moments, especially damb stories, are very popular on KZbin in Japan, and it would be great to see them spread internationally. I hope more episodes will be spread all over the world by you!

[@Mendrawza24]

Thanks for the explanation. I'm planning a trip to Japan, so now I know how much to put on my card lol

[@yuaelt]

Yeah, more than 5000 would have been rare back when I lived in Tokyo as well, but that was 2011 and paying with them wasn't as widespread (and I assume the fares could have been cheaper too?..). But there was a reason to overcharge them even then. These cards work through fabric and leather so most girls I knew (heck, myself included) would drop them at the very bottom of their bag, and then lightly touch the reader with the bottom of their bag, walking through the gates without a pause, almost as if it wasn't even there. Of course, that was years before COVID, and now ppl would probably frown that it's unsanitary :D. But back then the only downside of it was that actually digging the card out from the rock bottom of your bag to charge it was a bother, so yeah, you'd load it up for a month or two in advance.

[@Jay22222]

Could you please explain the joke at 0:48 as well? Thanks

[@Jay22222]

WHOA, you mean a trip within Tokyo or Osaka, like a suburban trip, not like an inter city/prefecture train? 11USD each way is crazy expensive for a train metro, subway etc. It’s a bit understandable if it’s city to City. With all travel cards I’ve used you put 20-$50 maybe more on and then use it until it gets low fares are maybe 3-6$ each way (shortest journey to longest journey within the greater city) Edit: what the above poster said. Recharge for somewhere between a week and a month.

[@user-cr5ms9tw4t]

@@yuaelt I recall that there was indeed such a use for a small handbag. A lack of observation.

[@mtathos_]

I had a big goofy smile the entire way, gotta love these awkward Japanese dudes just having fun and complimenting each others female self on a forum was so fuckng entertaining

[@Cecilia-ky3uw]

Yeah it's just so fucking wholesome and endearing.

[@EthanCGamer]

Sitting on another dude who stole your seat is such a chad move

[@kaito7132]

sus

[@Tefezilla]

And suddenly a big banana is rising to counter strike the femboy.

[@arya31ful]

​@@Tefezilla Yaranaika

[@sskhussaini]

​@@Tefezillashoganai.

[@somechinesedude5466]

​@@sskhussainiyare yare daze

[@AKits]

so a pocahontas woman is just a reverse weeb

[@DavidCruickshank]

A Westaboo 😅

[@user-qm7jw]

Pocahontas women are quite hated in Japan. They always criticize Japan on their social media and always comparing Japan to the West. And they sometimes make up stories. They think that the West is all right and Japan is all wrong. And interestingly, many Pocahontas women continue to live in Japan even though they hate Japan.

[@lilaculots]

a freeaboo, if you will,

[@Jdmking-kp1mu]

I think they’re closer to eurotards/eurocucks.

[@Channel-23s]

It’s always the fakest or weirdest people who make up the biggest lies and become funniest jokes by both accident and on purpose

[@haltsmaul.]

It takes a special kind of loser to brag about things that aren't true on an anonymous site 💀

[@rohankishibe5984]

The "pocahontas woman" sounds like a similar type of girl we have here in Germany Many girls go to Australia or New Zealand after they finished high school so they can get to know themselves better or something like that. Some girls come back and tell you that they can't really speak German anymore or mix in English words when they speak so everybody knows that they've been to Australia!!

[@lachlank.8270]

as an australian i can inform you they come here but mostly end up working in pubs or picking fruit, and fucking drunks or losers or country hicks. very valuable cultural experiences 😂

[@lachlank.8270]

Oh they're all going to get skin cancer too it rules

[@fireflieer2422]

oh i knew someone like this from school

[@Yuzuki1337]

Ah yes, going to Australia to find yourself, aka. heavy partying and 20 sausages every weekend :D

[@thetruth9803]

could be genuine too though. I spent some time abroad too and after months of speaking only english it can be difficult to switch back to your native language. It often happened that I knew the perfect word for what I wanted to say in english but for the love of god couldnt figure out the german equivalent, making me stutter and stop in normal conversations. It was actually quite frustrating and nothing I did on purpose or to brag.

[@aboba411]

This is the type of videos I love to watch, learning about memes and trending stuff of other countries while being aware of context. I actually want to make similar stuff with russian memes/news, as afaik people's expectations of them are either gopnik related or Ukraine related

[@WorstAbaYT]

@@diydylana3151 Russian memes on VK actually have such insane amounts of backstories and complications it'd take a whole video just to explain 1 picture lol

[@malokeytheallaround]

Yes yes please! I was literally talking about wanting to see the Russian internet not too long ago!

[@mr.2minutes161]

someone should make international meme explain channel

[@m4tta]

@@mr.2minutes161 omg different people from different parts of the world making meme explanation videos together!

[@Someone-sq8im]

I really do wonder what Russian shitposting is like

[@robopope7584]

The masculine urge to be a cute girl and be told how pretty you are

[@exudeku]

The undying masculine urge to be a pretty girl for a second and complimenting fellow guys of being hot

[@red2theelectricboogaloo961]

PAUSE PAUSE

[@junkyyard2273]

If God didn't make us men look ugly by default we could've had this kind of interaction

[@user-qz9lj7hw1w]

I have lived in Japan for a long time and this is the first time I have heard the term, "ポカホンタスの女" I was cracking up over that. I work at an fairly international company where English and Japanese are both heavily used, and I swear there are SOOOOO many ポカホンタスの女の子 here. I just never knew the term. I am absolutely cracking up.

[@JonahTV]

There's a TON here in America too. IDK if we have a specific term for them, but anyone whose gone to University knows that one girl who spent a month in Spain and "Found herself," then has to bring it up in every conversation. >"I went to the art museum downtown today!" >>"Oh you did? I remember when I went to the art gallery in Madrid, it was way better than the knockoffs here in America."

[@nilmerg]

​@@JonahTV tbf, it's a very american thing to hella shit on & complain about things & state of things in america, especially among younger generations who will compare various aspects of the country to what they see online

[@miragebangbravern2024]

2:28 Holy crap, Japanese Critikal

[@OfficiallySnek]

Last guy is a certified MadLad

[@mcdoublemaster2776]

I remember when this app first came out, pretty much every guy group chat/forum had a competition to see who's the cutest 😅

[@EinhanderPilotSantos]

Dude I love that you put the original Japanese text in your videos! Seeing how they actually typed as if they were girls themselves is hilarious and your translations are spot on!

[@Myria10]

Seeing hin translate it as who‘s the „cutest“ / „most beautiful“ is even funnier when you read the original text xD

[@PronteCo]

5:00 is amazing because the edit is so close to what actually happens in the manga

[@icyjules]

2ch seems so much more wholesome than 4chan lmao

[@Jinars.]

Depends on the board

[@captainkrajick]

Clueless

[@green5260]

no

[@pupseus]

Imageboards are always cray cray, be it from any country

[@禁-n8x]

Yeah no it’s even worse. It’s just “region-locked” to Japan itself. Honestly I’d rather be on 4chan if I had to choose

[@piggypoo]

I must admit, I'm ecstatic everytime Japanalysis uploads. I've always been partial to girls like 3:07

[@noranizaazmi6523]

Based honestly

[@kamo7293]

6:48 im dying over the fact he started the comment with shimatta, like he was a villain in detective conan and just got caught

[@KrimsonWing]

Wait why was that Shaggy clip so good!? You pretty much nailed it

[@uyennguyenmaiphuong9310]

I enjoy watching videos like this, please make more of them 😊

[@AnimeMemesz]

That was a lot of fun. Can't wait for the next one.

[@KuroShiiiro]

okay that voice acting for the lambourgini meme was godly

[@Fite1989]

In Germany we have similar to the Pocahontas Girl we call this cliché a Lisa(popular Firstname) -Was in Australia for work & travel -changed her live -won’t shut up about it -allways switches from german to english because she’s just so used to it -can’t remember words in german ……

[@ghostghost514]

Thank you. I really enjoy your videos. I hope in this year I'll be having sufficient knowledge of Japanese to understand Japanese media at least slightly.

[@hiimmisa]

Always love diving into Japanese culture. No one does English videos like you. THANK YOU!

[@nothanks9503]

I love diving into balls

[@nothanks9503]

@HOUOUIN_KYOUMA_001 memes are culture more than almost anything they convey more culture than words

[@GIN.356.A]

Lmao the title was "contest to see who can be the most fappable using faceapp"

[@zakuraiyadesu]

Love the videos, man. Keep it up!!!

[@kaito7132]

One guy said "Oh! It look like my sister" Another guy replied "Gimme your sister" 😂😂😂

[@manumudgal4988]

😂 he got priority

[@vjgamer8835]

Bro your videos are just too funny and well made. I really enjoy your vids i am your FAN

[@lucynyu333]

The voice acting for that parody manga was hilarious :D

[@iamnotuta2658]

The first thread is more wholesome than what happened to the robots in 4chan.

[@southcoastinventors6583]

Give that man a Scooby Snack for that impression.

[@supercheesydorrito1171]

Great video as usual

[@famider]

I love videos like this

[@duzehalo]

Man, a random post on 2ch, then a video made by Japanalysis and now, as a consequence, I want to visit Tottori. Funny how internet works 🤔

[@orangenasa]

3:14 the short haircut and cute bangs together with the well rounded face really sell it to me, this is the winner imo

[@TotemSP2]

There's something kinda wholesome about a bunch of 2channers complementing each other on their output.

[@crystallineblue7790]

Each of these dudes as a girl look better than most of the models I've seen. So wholesome.

[@-Raylight]

*"Sometimes it takes a man to be the best girl"* So it's true xD

[@Steinfull]

Love your vids!

[@faerial4860]

great video!

[@kiwi_bird]

Hell yeah new video!

[@andytypes8271]

I love your videos!

[@liamnagle6060]

absolutely love the content keep up the good work dude!

[@blaked7532]

Tottori is where the goodsmile company is located, they make nendoroids and other cool anime/manga merch.

[@jamalisujang2712]

I love japanese graphic design on public infrastructure related products. It looks inviting and cute.

[@cheeen]

I just realized the mouse commercials translations I watched a long time ago was made by you.

[@TeifitV]

I love that part in FMA so seeing it being used for the Lamborghini meme was mmwa chef's kiss

[@Owlytimewitme___]

You’re the goat keep it up

[@maxterminatehole2086]

hey man. good video. keep up with good work

[@CantcerCause]

Moremoremoremoremoremore pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase, this is too good

[@povang]

0:32 is my fav, and this isnt a "dumb moment", its quite funny and entertaining. BTW Japanese drama is so wholesome.

[@naurrr]

okay but the biker guy has lovely hair??? wow

[@bLu_3]

100k sub, Japanalysis will do a (semi?) face reveal but using a face swap app?

[@Japanalysis]

good idea

[@morrius0757]

The tanuki girl is my favorite, she's my type. The small animal description nailed it.

[@Kyo-r9j]

This feels like what a close group of friends would do drunk.. but it's online 😂

[@DavidCruickshank]

lol imagine refusing to get up from a seat and then the guy just sits on you. If you won't move from the seat, you will become the seat 😂

[@bostonrailfan2427]

the train seat story is passive-aggressive and hilarious…have to respect that thinking and logic there!

[@kl3321]

The FMA edit killed me, because I think about that scene whenever I see an "actually you just told me" moment in fiction.

[@Mr.Smiley_J]

"Give me your sister," lol

[@portland4660]

I'd love to be complimented like this one day.

[@Davey-Boyd]

You are beautiful!

[@Alexander59059]

You’re cute!

[@Chocolatepain]

I enjoy your videos so much that I have the notification bell on, and I only use that feature with great consideration

[@areeajisai]

I was NOT expecting a RoyZa doujin manga to make it in this video lmao

[@mtathos_]

you making me want to visit japan man

[@honey3762]

Sitting down on the guy’s lap is a power move

[@n00bJesus]

Your Japanese vo for the comic was good

[@marcomartinez1843]

I'm not gonna lie, the photo at 3:53 does look like "that" doll.

[@Iminyowalls]

The voiceover was on point ngl

[@BlueEyesWhiteCinnamonRoll]

this was months ahead of the 'when bro calls me a cutie patootie and not a certain 6 letter slur' and 'its a masculine urge' memes

[@animoowoman]

Lowkey, you could be a Shaggy cover artist 👏🏻

[@opposite342]

0:48 for those who don't know it says "the most j*** off-able to"

[@Sugar.glass_4ever]

lmfao

[@chuforeichi]

Lol the competition is pretty adorable

[@lolgube]

oh my fucking god i did not expect that ectacy of car clip. amazing

[@johnlock2672]

that shaggy clip is pretty good

[@Hana_ly]

Haha the thumbnail is to good😂

[@Scam_Likely.]

And the earth shook from the sheer volume of all the eggs cracking

[@CunnyRape]

Didn't expect to see a Sam clip. Very nice, mr japan.

[@kamo7293]

a thread of guys just genderswapping. thats actually pretty funny

[@daleryanaldover6545]

I demand the shaggy cover not to be deleted.

[@wango6603]

Another banger

[@andcrafter4790]

the fullmetal alchemist meme made me laugh so hard, i love that scene.

[@anonymousmc7727]

These guys deserve a case of bud light each😂😂😂😂

[@xiRePeNTx]

brooo i almost choked on my beer 😂😂😂

[@NU11-zero]

3:56 that has gotta be the most insulting, disrespectful, roasted in the most neutral way, accurate yet hilarious roast I have ever heard

[@flyback_driver]

1:50 YES! I was waiting for someone to say it hahaha. Was this 2channel? Ah it was... Greetings from the chan.

[@nosajdabeno]

The last story/moment, I thought, was pretty clever. I’m kinda surprised that the guy just didn’t get up automatically and that a conductor had to get him to move.

[@juanmacias5922]

lmfao the trolling was hilarious.

[@jonathaningram8157]

Not gonna lie, those kind of thread (and video game) is the only reason I want to learn japanese.

[@heyjeySigma]

Duuude, that Shaggy impression on your Patreon was GREAT! not cringe at all

[@ZackOknight]

the last one is wild

[@KATinBLACK]

Sometimes you think up the funniest things when you’re bored at 3am It’s a hit or miss but the face filter story was a total hit!

[@PongoXBongo]

_Give me your sister._

[@froz3ncat]

Happy Golden Week my dude!

[@Armendicus]

2:28 Bro got turned into moist critikal.

[@mundmannequin2074]

As always amazing funny video! Do you have any plans to make a video on the recent Johnny's Entertainment scandal?

[@DefaultGray]

The 100,000 yen guy could've just played it off as a typo but he decided to jump down the hole instead.