Dumbest Ways to Die Part 3!

[@lizardskinard3485]

I say let's stop putting warning labels on everything and just let stupid work itself out!

[@aroni3s440]

Can't put warning labels on a tiger!

[@kimmiramone2055]

@@aroni3s440 😂😂😂

[@armel2467]

I'll go insane after hours on reddit without NSFW labels

[@losonsrenoster]

Yes natural selection at work, stop interfering with it.

[@jimbean9054]

😁

[@plops993]

It’s a fine line between courage and stupidly. Still that woman who died fighting a tiger which saved another’s life is kind of a hero

[@brianclark9948]

The woman who died was the mother of the woman who got pounced on to begin with. So she saved her daughter, there's no greater way to die than to rescue your child even if you end up dead.

[@IloveGroot]

In the immortal words of Bill Engvall, "stupid people should have to wear a sign that says...I'm stupid".🤣

[@MidniteSociety88]

Can you imagine the fear that came over the guy once he realized he forgot to put on his parachute before jumping out of the plane

[@menfaaanda]

He should have hitch hiked with one of the jumpers below him

[@captainmacruff1893]

Yes he's thinking you dummy no more favorite meals, no more hugs and rubs. No more I luvs you's. No more Big Macs 🍔 🍟 🍔 🥤 No more nothing good bye, so long, see ya later, Adios, so forever say hit the road jack. Hop on the Bus Gus, Get on the Train 🚂 Jane, take me home 🏡 James. Jump 🦘 on the plane Zane. Ok no and get your self free. Get on the Trolley Molly get on the ground and Pound Cake haha

[@captainmacruff1893]

What a bummer sometimes you just have to slow down and be patient take your time. 👀. 🍔 🍟 🥤 🍕 💤. 🥰 🤩

[@lynngaydos9873]

On the tiger, I think it was the daughter that exited the vehicle first. The second was her mother, who didn't necessarily believe she could beat the tiger, she was simply a parent trying to save her child.

[@stephenc2481]

hmmm. that was a hard decision. but I would not jump out like that. The daughter voluntarily left the vehicle. 2nd, I would have been a victim as well.

[@bwb5255]

Yeah that would be a natural response even if it’s your grown child , so sad.

[@iAmNothingness]

Both stupid. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

[@SheCat1964]

@@stephenc2481 you better not have kids, if you do not love them enough to risk life to save them. Wow That is a parents natural instinct, even in the wild, instant reaction. Look at the hero mom, who went into the active school shooting, with the whiny baby cops cowering outside. She rescued her kids and another whole class. Moma bear. Shes a freaking hero.

[@purplehaze-u2c]

@@stephenc2481 Are you kidding me? You must not be a parent.

[@bobp6642]

The girl in the thumbnail wasn’t listed in this video. I thought it was kinda f’d up bc I’m familiar with the story & it’s downright sad. It happened at a parking garage about a mile from where I currently live. She was leaving a the garage & went to pay, dropped her card, opened her door to retrieve it & hit the gas & she died with her head pinned between car & pole. She was a student at Ohio state

[@laurenelizabethfoley]

I completely agree. I knew her and was horrified to see her images used on this video. I get that this video is for entertainment, but these are people's loved ones and to dishonor their memory by insulting their deaths is really fucked up

[@brianclark9948]

@@laurenelizabethfoley not even all the deaths were dumb a in part 4 he includes a girl dying because she had an allergic reaction to hair dye, that's not dumb, he is for including her full name and I'll bet he would've said her social if he had it. 😞

[@ClickClack_Bam]

​@@brianclark9948 I'm not calling the deceased "dumb" but it is a pretty bad/dumb way to die imo.

[@tylersew8745]

She escorted him to the other side 😂

[@jenni-feelings4665]

"Stupid is as stupid does.."

[@aprilforrett7081]

I love this saying

[@joechalmers8428]

A friend of mine was killed in Wal-Mart. They were hit by a falling price

[@phife1878]

I don't believe it. Walmart hasn't lowered a price in decades.

[@Slicer1475]

Common sense is a rare thing in these times. Even with warning labels and warnings, stupid will always win.

[@comfortzone5618]

Why would you think you can fight a damn tiger? Absolute madness.

[@captainmacruff1893]

Me Tarzan you Jane 😭 😭 😺 🐈

[@Penn.Dragon]

A better way to end story 4 is with the robber's PARENTS being the ones who should've worn protection, I mean, what protection could he have worn to help him in this situation?

[@johnbockelie3899]

What's even darkly funny is in the movie , Gaston also got killed. Art imitating life.

[@Strype13]

"Gary pierced the fish's skin... only to be startled by its immense size..." I highly doubt that, unless the man was spearfishing blindfolded or something. There's no way he didn't understand exactly what he was dealing with. He merely paid the ultimate consequence for choosing to go to battle with something five times his size... underwater, nonetheless.

[@missraye7165]

I had the same exact same thought process.

[@captainmacruff1893]

He saw the 🐠 🐟 and thought ok you want some s**t 💩 haha I don't like sad stories. 👀 👀. 🍔 🍟 🥤

[@mibeatleman6767]

No.12, Came and went at the same time. 😳 😄

[@bettywrites1051]

That first poor guy is literally 'Sleeping with the Fish'

[@unchargedpickles6372]

I once unlocked a tiny gate and walked in to sit on some bleachers by a nice pond at the zoo when I was 3. Unfortunately it was the gate the alligator exhibit. Someone screamed, my Mom grabbed me out before I was eaten lol My Dad made up a song about it and harassed me with it my whole childhood...good times...

[@ClickClack_Bam]

Me Pickles was once smoking CRACK, He really didn't know how to act, He wandered into a gate & almost to his fate, Ended up in a gator's belly as the next meal it ate!!!

[@UnicornOfDepression]

I live on San Diego. We have an area where bicycles ARE allowed on the freeway. It's only 1 exit, but still weird as hell.

[@williamlouie569]

The guy losing his head while riding on top of the train didn't listen when told not to do it. " I told you so."

[@mikecr4916]

An 8ft python would never even attempt to kill a human adult. Must have been drug overdose

[@selmas2u]

LMAO. Thanks. "should have worn protection" . "was a good one".

[@chrisfull7625]

It was the girls mother that tried to save her and died while her daughter lived. Hero mom!

[@LisaForTruth]

I guess this means we need more Darwin awards

[@captainmacruff1893]

Please pretty please

[@mariatolis4529]

Damn forgot my parachute.

[@g8rchick663]

New subscriber, however the channel Be Amazed has beat you guys to this list! Already heard them a year or so back 😂😂😂

[@JuzCallMeLeX]

It’s almost like they copied it word for word 😮

[@g8rchick663]

@@JuzCallMeLeX I know tell me about it 😂

[@Not_your_mom1986]

I once knew an ex Co. Sheriff that got hooked on meth. Went to rehab and got out only to go copper thieving at 3 am. He got caught, took off, jumped over a barrier on a major highway and was immediately struck by a semi. All the training in the world still can't fix stupid. (He was in an area he knew)

[@williscurry6557]

We support the police!No matter what theyre doing. Its "unfortunate"

[@Not_your_mom1986]

@@williscurry6557 I support the ones that live by the law they represnt. My adopted dad spent 32 years as a police officer. He started in the 70s on foot patrol and worked his way up to Head of Investigations as a Crpl. He worked his bum off an lived by the law he represented.

[@brianclark9948]

Really deep undercover

[@1americanatlarge]

when i was a kid i decided i wanted a cute little spider monkey, so i waited untell dark cut the fence and as soon as i peeled the fence back THEY ALL ATTACKED ME AND BEAT MY ASS, my friend fell over LAUGHING, when i got home my POPS ask me ''who tore you up, i had bites scratches patches of hair missing man I stay far clear away from SPIDER MONKEYS at the zoo

[@missraye7165]

"Hug" 😅 no other words needed!

[@joel1964.]

Excellent content 👌

[@swiftyblueredblue715]

I'd love to see the uncensored video of the tiger attack if anyone knows if there's a video

[@brianclark9948]

Google it.

[@TG-ke9ve]

The guy who jumped 800 ft was too cool for a parachute

[@Opochtli]

Good video m8!!! SUBBBED :)

[@owenwillard9323]

I'm just wondering why the skydiver didn't try to get close to the other people that had parachutes and hang on to one of them?

[@alyssahamlett]

u ever tried to walk while free falling? u don't really have control on where u go..

[@owenwillard9323]

@@alyssahamlett I guess real life isn't like the movies. Where they act like a torpedo and fly in the direction they want

[@brianclark9948]

He didn't realise until they'd pulled their ripcords so he was below them with no way for them to get to him fast enough.

[@owenwillard9323]

@@brianclark9948 oh okay thanks. That's some bad luck

[@LoneRider1969]

Man, Knowing my luck 🙄 I'll be featured on one of these uploads when I die..lol 🙃

[@agoodballet]

If you battle a tiger unarmed you might actually lose your arms.

[@cainecarter7973]

i'd totally rather be strangled by a snake, everyone who has owned a cat knows they "play" with what they kill

[@pollypockets508]

'He truly caught the big one' Nice

[@bobbyjackson8147]

This should be called the World's Dumbest Daredevils

[@linzlsleepy1627]

A little more on the tiger attack: It was a woman, her husband, and her mother who left the car. The first to leave was the woman who claimed she had car sickness but video makes people think she and her husband got into an argument (no sound so can’t be confirmed). She was dragged away by a tiger and the woman who jumped out to help was her mother who was attacked by a second tiger. The husband also jumped out and managed to scare the first tiger off. Her mom was trying to save her life even if it meant her own. Afterwords the woman sued the park for a lack of signage and claimed that they were not aware of where they were or that it wasn’t safe to get out. Following this she was harassed and repeatedly told to kill herself, even receiving thousands of death threats. Some people are adamant that she was just being dumb and now wants money for her own mistake. However I would encourage people to consider the power that companies have over individuals, esp in China There is speculation that there indeed was poor signage and that the park could have been liable, but they successfully ran a smear campaign to avoid responsibility. We can’t know for sure either way. Even if getting out of the car wasn’t the smartest thing to do, I take issue with how the case is presented (as if clearly they family was as fault when we really don’t know).

[@shortnsweet1980]

Thank you, I had paused the video... wondered if it was a friend or family member that came to her aid :'(

[@adamlaporte5338]

yeah I didnt like how he phrased that. Anyone is going to get out of the vehicle if a loved one is gettign attacked. we arent going to sit there going "told you you shouldnt have done that"

[@shortnsweet1980]

@@adamlaporte5338 Definitely, I know if it was any of my children, I would've also. Very sad situation all together

[@pikestance4219]

I've seen the video with the tiger attack. The woman clearly got out to argue with her husband. The wildlife personnel were there in seconds of the attack. When the mother was dragged off the truck was right behind it. Lack of signage my ass. Where did she think she was at? I am not sure why people will tell her to kill herself. Then again, my wife is Chinese and even she say they do weird stuff.

[@s.halverson7955]

Shouldn't have gotten out of the car in the middle of a wildlife park teeming with tigers. Plain stupidity. Both would be alive if the first had used common sense.

[@Cherryblossom18634]

#8 was a shotgun wedding, pun intended 😅

[@recons1938]

Our species what?😂😂😂😂😂 yeah that got me real good

[@itsnotrightyouknow]

Kegal got everything he deserved. Well done Mr fish.

[@illana7290]

My cousin died in a Mac Donalds drive through in South africa in a freak accident a few years go.

[@LionelLando]

The skydiver dude was probably drunk when he forgot his parachute, after having done 800 jumps he probably felt experienced enough to drink before his 801 jump.

[@jarppe123]

It was like third jump on same day that he was recording. Probably tired and I believe equipment used for recording was pretty big like some sort of backpack. So that might have something to do with not noticing. Probably they didn't do prejump checks in correct way anyway to miss it.

[@Stray1One]

Cheers man.

[@wilfredocaban9886]

When that I'm with stupid t-shirt comes in handy .

[@wht-rabt-obj]

The woman that jumped out of the car to help the woman being attacked by the tiger, was the victim’s mother. Of course she’s going to jump out and try to help her daughter that is being attacked by a tiger. Unfortunately, she died while her daughter survived.

[@TheTopStarz]

Died after only 48 hours without sleep ? There's been twitch streamers who've streamed for more than 4 days 🤔

[@msjujuz266]

I have gone almost five days without sleep trying to get of Oxycontin. You start getting bad anxiety and paranoia, then almost hallucinate. The patterns have on my wallpaper have strange shapes and I could start seeing this thing that was like a cross between an Alien and some type of Demon You have to keep reminding yourself that it's just your state of mind.

[@captainmacruff1893]

@@msjujuz266 Its a Country State of mind. 🇱🇷🇺🇸🇺🇲. 🇺🇲🇺🇸. 😇 ♥️

[@zukostryder]

4:45 it was said it was her daughter that was arguing and she went out to try and scare it away or whatever that's what I read from a comment on another video

[@sharongagnist6428]

tiger seeing that I worship felines. also # 8 was 'until death do us part' 😻

[@TheNuckinFoob]

So your tiger story is way off. They weren't arguing. The wife was car sick and got out. She was immediately dragged off and her mother then got out to save her and got killed. The husband also got out but survived. The only person that wasn't a moron was the child in the car. Go figure.

[@tapiwakay]

Bumped my head when I ran into a steel pole when I was about 12. I have a dent in my head from it.

[@Sassyglbeauty]

Man! The woman who got stuck to a man who died during sex, that’s legit INSANE.

[@solsirhibragusowl2221]

When a wild animal is mauling someone it's not about winning the fight, it's about saving a life even if your own is forfeit.

[@4givablyun4givable]

Oh my god the puns at the end of the stories 🤦‍♀️. I mean they're good but... verging on dad jokes. Lol

[@RemyBeast]

These are pretty common stories so it makes sense that a lot of channels report these. The only thing I find odd is that word for word some of this comes directly from other videos.

[@funpheonix9752]

I’m glad I’m not the only one that noticed this. This sounds identical to BeAmazed.

[@lunaterra253]

The man who got dragged by the fish got karma.

[@Brian1Graves]

Darwin works in predictable ways. ROTFLMAO.

[@thegreatgazoo2334]

I see the one about the experienced jumper who forgot to put on his chute on almost every chan that does Darwin Award vids, but I don't believe it for a second.

[@l456tatertot3]

The woman who was killed by the tiger was the mother of the victim. She was trying to save her daughter. Not sure if you have kids, but as a parent I would also go and try to save my daughter.

[@ameliamae9227]

I'm still just wondering how the lady of the night ended up stuck to the John after he died???

[@Wynter_Heat]

Once a ram sneezed and it’s snot flew on me 🥴🤢🤧

[@stevebald3560]

Ive had pythons...one of them when younger would always wrap himself around my neck...I thought it was so cute! Like awww hes trying to kill me! How sweet! I stopped letting him do that when he became 5-6 feet long and as thick as my arm.

[@alexstone1808]

4:20 She should've watch "Jurassic Park".

[@michaeldobson107]

This is the reason the Darwin Awards exist. lol.

[@caroljohnston1240]

And the Grouper fish boasted to his friends about the one HE cought

[@SykeMediaTV]

Dumbest Ways to Die no. 172: Watching stupid fucking videos on the KZbins and forgetting to eat

[@dequetta_lashae]

Wait a minute if you can get alcohol poisoning from drinking alcohol why is it still legal ?

[@JadedBelle]

WTH? Seriously?

[@cindydott452]

Strangled by a snake would hurt a whole lot less than being mauled by a tiger!

[@TheRealShedLife]

Love the silly comments at the end. Also interesting how sometimes the narrator's gravelly voice squeaks at least an octave higher. I'd keep that quirk, though.

[@ghost1fer]

you know whats crazy not too long ago i saw a cyclist on the side of my highway and he was dangerously close to the cars, basically directly next to the white line that separates the right lane and the little bit of road by the grass. amazed he wasnt stopped by the cop sitting on the side of the road. florida moment ig.

[@user-of7pv6fj8h]

He made more then 800 jumps and you think he forgot to put his parachute on ?!?! My guess ...that’s how he may have chosen his own fate ..just saying forgetting makes absolutely no sense at all to me ! Either way...May he Rest In Peace ! 🙏🌹

[@menfaaanda]

he is resting in pieces

[@captainmacruff1893]

You give him to much credit of course he forgot. It's just another day for Superman. 🤣 🤣 🤣 👀. 👀. 👀

[@brianclark9948]

It was in the late 1980s so to record he had to have a big VHS recorder on his back so he probably felt the straps and thought it was the parachute as he was so used to skydiving.

[@blairkimberlin3447]

didn't kill me but one time i threw my head forward when i sneezed really hard and knocked myself out hitting the counter in my kitchen, even had to get stitches after i finally came to🙄

[@DeepSouthBayouDiesel]

this is in response to number 8: hmm, didn't know shotguns fired bullets🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tizzy789]

What happened to TT and M?

[@supportyourtroopsathletes6460]

As a former reptile breeder of a large collection, I have reduced my collection to only two pythons, a few lizards and mostly I enjoy my albino turtle collection and tortoise as seen on my short videos on my channel. I can not support any longer reptile keepers of large species that can not appropriately house these animals like the lady you described therefore I do not longer breed large snakes for the pet trade. When people like her get involved it destroys the enjoyment of owning such species. The two pythons I own now are just over three feet and will not get over 5 feet, they have proper enclosures as my lizards and turtles do and do not cause any risk at all. By the way they are both females anyhow with no intentions ever to breed them.

[@noonecares6592]

Natural selection

[@tiffanyruiz8423]

More facts, less jokes. 💁🏼‍♀️

[@Camborambo11]

I know for a fact there’s footage because I know a lot of these cases. Why not out the footage up instead of random pics and videos?

[@phife1878]

Licensing. It costs money to use other people's videos and this is on a free streaming service.

[@Camborambo11]

@@phife1878 lmao I was drunk af watching this idek why I said this forgive me yt I was like when did I even comment on this 😭😭

[@theidahotraveler]

I was in jail 8 years ago with a guy called monkey Mike he had scares all over his chest and aids and hands and his thumb was almost torn off. He was super drunk with friends and hopped the fence into the Boise Idaho zoo. They proceeded to walk around the zoo at night until they got to all the monkey cages like normal sized monkeys not chimpanzees and they went behind the cages and one of them was unlocked so he opened the cage and went inside and immediately the monkey attacked him and was like going to kill him he said it almost bit his thumb off it ripped huge scars and slashes all over his face and arms and hands and chest and then he ended up falling down and picking up a rock or a stick or something and smashing it across the head and then it went into a coma and then they followed the blood trail the police did to the hospital and found him. So when he was in jail the monkey died and he was charged with monkey murder on top of all the other charges he had. Crazy MF

[@jeffnelson1186]

Crazy

[@jeffnelson1186]

Mike Watkins right?

[@noxirs7059]

The nickname fits

[@morticiaheisenberg9679]

Really? Only 8' python? Was she a tiny child? Because an adult would be able to avoid being killed by an 8' python.

[@johnfischner2189]

Where do you find these hideous stories ?

[@Sassyglbeauty]

How is it possible to down that many shots in 1 min?

[@jimbean9054]

I've done a few things as Stupid. 😜🤪 When I was younger. A young Man. 😬 😳 It's only by God's Grace, that I'm still here. ❤

[@Utriedit215]

Wow with all of those emoji’s I know you must have came out the closet years ago

[@vikasarya7515]

10 was better than 1.

[@jimmiejones3373]

I enjoy your program. except for one thing, Hercules was a fictional character but Samson was a real deal

[@russhall1414]

Hercules was likely as real as Samson

[@unchained81]

So who is the girl in the cover? No mention of her. 🤔

[@brendagoodman8031]

I'm I'm excited

[@calei7963]

A shot is 0,02 L or maybe 0,04 L. How can 25 shots be deadly? I dont understand. Many people down a bottle of vodoka 0,7 L or 1 L at once and are fine.

[@EricDodsonLectures]

The lethality varies a lot, depending upon whether your body has built up tolerance to it.

[@Sassyglbeauty]

#1 we have no clue what amount is being classified as a “shot”. #2 I’m sure it has a lot to do with how quickly he chugged them. 20+ shots in less than 1 min is insane!

[@mrtomdorn]

A bonnet is something you wear not a vehicle part.

[@wallys11000]

"Go now and die in what way seems best to you." --- Denethor

[@richiebeardy]

I would rather get hugged to death by the snake and eaten by the tiger

[@brandonrichey8420]

I had a rabbit bite me once

[@scottfree8953]

For the question at the end....... neither!

[@4givablyun4givable]

But but but, what? I don't understand how they got stuck. I know the host tried to explain it but I still just don't get it.

[@Brian1Graves]

I like Kagel's fate.

[@cindydowning2141]

How about using Indian wedding shots instead of Thailand shots

[@davewhite4206]

A shotgun wedding!

[@lydiaascencio3971]

Wow ... only the dumbest people put their lives at risk, with bad consequences for their stupid decisions.🙄

[@elmin82]

at number 8 the victim was a boy but the pictures are of a girl