DUMBEST WAYS TO DIE!

[@Bad_Badger]

Out of all of these crazy and tragic deaths, which one surprised you the most?

[@fritzidler9871]

I haven't watched the video yet, thank you.

[@MarkPrice-gs9xh]

Lol ​@@fritzidler9871

[@carl9964]

Can't wait. Your buarbor

[@antonioaaronosabel9574]

Hickey. Imagine if the GF Hickeys his Schlong Ding Dong below, how much Blood Clot will be there?

[@kimwalsh]

The last one

[@purfecly_impurfec]

Skydiving without a parachute is a once in a lifetime experience.

[@markgoodwin4500]

Darwinism at it's finest

[@ElizabethThompson-tj7qw]

Oof! Your comment made me laugh and then instantly feel bad for it, good one @Joy Shimpa 😂

[@i-h8-democrats]

Natural selection is a beautiful thing. It keeps the stupid away from us.

[@Dewayne641]

That’s why most people don’t make it back

[@lastmanstanding2622]

You don't need a parachute to skydive...you need one if you intend to do it more than once.

[@SubjectDelta20]

The girl who got electrocuted because lightning struck her house the exact moment she was plugging her phone in isnt really dumb, just terrible, terrible luck. A freak accident

[@pickleballer1729]

I wrote exactly the same comment just before noticing yours.

[@H.A.L96]

It was a final destination death. Fate

[@finngamesknudson1457]

Smart to avoid wires of all sorts during thunderstorms.

[@elojoe]

@SubjectDelta20 she wasn't dumb at all...but the way she died way dumb.

[@Flowervibes101]

I agree 💯

[@wht-rabt-obj]

The woman got out of the car and went after the tiger, because the person it attacked was her daughter. I think any mother would try to save their child, even adult child, from something like that and willing give their life so their kid could survive.

[@DirtyMikeandTheBoyz]

Her kid would have survived anyway... :|

[@melancholymeoow]

@@DirtyMikeandTheBoyz horrible thing to say

[@lindsayhalk187]

​@DirtyMikeandTheBoyz but she didn't know that

[@joshmandrell4952]

Right I would have done the same thing for my children those who wouldn't don't deserve kids

[@NobodyLikesMillhouse99]

Doesn't negate her daughter is a moron. It's a damn shame she lost her life for her daughters flat out stupidity. Which is what they're talking about...

[@MrSplat1972]

the guy that jumped without his chute wins the Wile E Coyote lifetime achievement award

[@jayceew.rabbit9358]

😂🤣!!!

[@soudontlikeme]

Wiley Coyote is the original Mr Splat

[@katarinatibai8396]

😂😂😂

[@SpaceGhostMars94]

Bro got the backpack with an anvil in it.

[@MrSplat1972]

@@SpaceGhostMars94 😂

[@sandraweilbrenner67]

As a kid we went through a wild animal park in our car and an ostrich put his head in the car and stole my dad's cigarettes lol.

[@publicdomainvideos9917]

He just needed a smoke man he was trying to quit but he couldn't 😂

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

You ever see those things outrun a bike?? Or a CAR??

[@Dreamskater100]

No. Where can I see that? Lol!-things!@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823

[@Dreamskater100]

Funny! How did your Dad react?!

[@pagananarchist4723]

That ostrich wasn't just bumming one smoke. It wanted the whole damn pack 😂

[@nursenurse3577]

I am always surprised by people who do not understand the sheer power of wild animals.

[@tammyrawdon3587]

I'm not, but I blame the TV & movie industry for "teaching" people so many dangerous fallacies about animals. From giving cats milk (when most are lactose intolerant which can cause nausea, bloating, cramps, vomiting, & diarrhea and is a major cause for those mystery stains behind the couch & in the closet) to Anthropomorphizing them so OP think that they can take selfies, pet or ride them bareback (Seriously! Google "Tourons of Yellowstone" for proof).

[@louisegross3886]

Yep you see big ass tiger what you gonna say come here little kitty mmmm

[@seeyaatthebema]

#5 I'm a delivery driver and I see this shit all the time. I've come close to hitting several idiots who insist on riding bicycles on a dark road with no lights and dark clothing. I can't tell you the number of times I've been flipped off for honking at them. Morons!

[@melanie83076]

Yeah same but usually they were walking but had dark clothes on. They just don't seem to get that people can't see them until they're on them. I was taught to walk facing the traffic not with it

[@TheQueenRulesAll]

I had one person yell at me, didn't see them walking in the street at night wearing black clothes.... smh

[@CowgirlUpTrucking]

I had a person last night about midnight walking South on Interstate I 35 N in Texas close to the OK Border wearing dark clothes. I was in the passing lane driving 75 mph and they were walking right next to the White line. I didn’t see them until I almost hit them. It scared the crap out of me and how close I came to killing someone. Do these idiots have any idea what it could do to the driver that hits and kills them. I drive a Semi and they would have been killed and tore apart instantly if I would have hit them.

[@Thalatash]

I keep a reflector vest in my truck because one night I ran out of fuel and had to walk to the gas station (pre-cell phone era). I noticed that I was wearing all dark clothes and, having had a few close calls with pedestrians at night, realized how hard it would be to see me. I got off the street when vehicles came by (there aren't many sidewalks here) but I was still nervous.

[@ganggreen9012]

I delivered pizza for a few years. One Halloween night I saw a high school age trick or treater dressed up as a vampire on roller blades. He was criss crossing the street at dusk in a black cape.

[@davidwilsonsr4611]

There used to be a gentleman that lived in the same trailer park that I live in.... He would dress up as a ninja and ride his bicycle around all hours of the night. The State Police had cited him many times for doing this however, his obsession with dressing as a ninja, blacking out his bike and riding at night prevailed ... This was his norm until an exceptionally dark and rainy night when an 84 year old Mrs. Mildred was coming home from bingo night at the local Elk's Lodge... She was aware of ninja Bob on his blacked out bike and had nearly hit him before in the past. On this night though, she didn't see him in time to stop, the impact was nearly head on and tremendously violent... His bike as well as his body ended up underneath her car and he had perished before the paramedics and the fire department could arrive to save him. .. so please be responsible if dressing as a ninja and riding around on a blacked out bike at night.... If you are obsessed with doing this then I would strongly suggest that you do it in a park where there are no moving vehicles.😢

[@loganlove9986]

Poor guy . . . He must’ve died doing what made him happy though 😌😌

[@sylviamcgeary3587]

Poor 84yr old lady knowing she killed someone

[@amdidextrous]

I'll keep this in mind the next time that I do this...

[@katarinatibai8396]

He was all for no risk - no fun...

[@PaulKinley-xo7xo]

@@katarinatibai8396 Yeah I tend to agree a thrill seeker with no thought for others, I feel bad for that poor old lady ruined her bingo night and probably the rest of her life.

[@mikeyfn-a6684]

My homie almost bit the bullet just like #14 once back when he was a homeless squatter punk. He was riding on top of a NYC train going over the river from Queens into Manhattan. He was totally drunk, as usual, and while im awe of how beautiful the city looked he never saw the beam til it smashed his head. Miraculously he managed to get down and make it to a hospital. Dr. said just an inch over and he woulda been gone. Now hes working on tv/film sets with his own place not relying on anyone. Damn proud of the little bastard. 😁

[@kenneth9874]

Might have knocked some sense into him 🤔

[@mikeyfn-a6684]

@JuicySmoolietsSubwaySamm-qg6rk Too bad you're still capable of breathing and writing this yourself 😞

[@Kristie2ful]

Wow, that's really good! Tell him I'm proud of him, too... from Louisiana 👌🏾

[@plrinternetmarketing]

Tell him Alberta , 🇨🇦 Canada is hoping he continues to do awesome! Cheers!! 😁

[@gordthor5351]

"He wasn't under the influence of nothing". Clearly he was under the influence of stupidity and that can be the most deadly influence. As noted throughout this video.

[@Loriburnett]

Lol

[@derekmarsden8934]

​@@Loriburnettalso under the influence of terribly bad grammar !

[@israelizzyyarrashamiaak766]

I have 437 jumps. I’ve never once entered a plane without my chute pack on and ready. We put it on and ask for a check. At the plane the pilot requires a check to get on the plane and the person behind you checks you before you jump. If you have a team you all check each other. I can’t comprehend forgetting a chute and boarding a plane and exiting without anyone else noticing either. Mental and in my opinion a bad jump zone. I’ve jumped all over the US and in 3 other countries and never ever been allowed on a plane unready to jump the moment I enter. 🤯

[@tammyrawdon3587]

From what I've heard, he didn't forget, he grabbed the wrong backpack in his rush to film his friends.

[@martymcmannis6581]

It was back in the day when the camera and video recording were huge and needed a battery pack. But this show isn't for me. I don't like to hear or watch people die. From stupidity or forgetting something important

[@Norm100ful]

Never let facts get in the way of a good story.

[@allancooper2672]

When I was 6 I was at the Peterborough Zoo in Ontario. It was 1982 and there were no restrictions to having dogs in the zoo, so I was walking my aunts beagle. Just before leaving I was walking "Bingo" by a bison enclosure when my aunts dog started to bark at the bison. This pissed off a large male bull who charged at me and my aunts dog. Luckily it hit head on with the fence post which bent it massively. After that dogs were banned from the zoo, they built double fenced enclosures and added an electric fence.

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

Beagles and boxers are about the dumbest dogs on the planet...

[@d.l.l.6578]

My dad told me a story from 1930/1940s southern Illinois country roads. Country roads are pitch dark at night. Two different young men liked to drive at night with no lights on. One night they collided head on. After that they both complained about neck, back, head and leg pain. How stupid do you have to be?

[@marlyneadams7419]

As a nurse, you know to not go into MRI with even a pair of metal hairclips😮

[@peterplotts1238]

I am a lawyer and worked for a firm that represented hospitals. We had a case very similar to this one. In ours, the patient in the MRI was an elderly lady who sadly was ridden with cancer. Despite the door plastered all over with warning signs prohibiting entry with any metal at all, the disorderly orderly entered the MRI room ......... Wait for it........wheeling a dolly with one of those big steel oxygen tanks strapped to it. Of course, it flew across the room into the machine and on top of the patient. The poor lady's demise was hastened significantly.

[@scubasteve3032]

My aunt had her walker sucked into a mri not too long ago. No one was hurt but she said the technician was a nervous wreck.

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

Never trust a minimum wage worker. Sorry. I've seen more stupid crap...

[@kalipw0210]

It takes forever to turn them off...

[@jmfong76]

The kid who thinks he can sue the organization that put the taco eating contest together, has another thing coming to him if he thinks he has a case. All of these contests have consents that those who participate in,sign prior to starting. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that should you decide to be in a timed food eating contest, that there is a possibility of choking, throwing up, passing out, or any other number of things. If people choose to do stupid things, then they are responsible for the outcome of said event.

[@NobodyLikesMillhouse99]

You'd think that but I've seen some really stupid cases go through and the plaintiffs win. Juries are really stupid sometimes.

[@robroboto]

As they say, "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes"

[@stefanschuh2957]

Guess you didn't hear about the radio show contest to drink as much water as you can and hold it as long as you could. The woman died after her kidneys failed. The radio station was sued, as they were not aware that this could be fatal. I'm assuming, no forms were filled out to prevent such liable lawsuits at this event.

[@rabid_vixen]

@@stefanschuh2957 Actually, the radio station WAS warned MANY times by medical professionals that this could indeed be fatal and to NOT do this. The radio station ignored all the wanings (of which there was proof) and was found liable in a court of law.

[@MinaOmega]

But tacos!? The hell? So many small pieces to choke on.

[@erictaylor5462]

20:10 Closer to 50 years ago. Lava lams were popular in the late 60's and early 70s, so that's 50 years ago. Damn, I feel old.

[@Tlyna1952]

LOL, yeah and I still have one from back then.

[@danielkokal8819]

@@Tlyna1952 lava lamps, shag carpeting & blacklight posters.

[@stephanielloyd4053]

They also had a resurgence in the 90s, I had one! And then my son asked for one last Xmas! They are so cool though!

[@jannea4318]

​@danielkokal8819, weren't shag rugs the worst?

[@pencilandpaper8438]

Still laughing at bruh getting fished 😂😂💀💀😂😂😂

[@almatt21]

First one, poetic justice, don't hunt protected species, anywhere.

[@karamedley6229]

A man was driving down the middle of our street the other night and almost got hit by 2 different cars, many people are just too dumb for their own good these days.

[@drweip2892]

I wonder if the guy who died from the gecko had Geico life insurance?😂

[@ThexthSurvivor]

I've learned that some people will do anything for the attention, approval, and praise of others. Even dying, making their existence useless.

[@gomahklawm4446]

Accidental selfie unalive come to mind.....sad....

[@aarontaylor4967]

The parachutist without a parachute put on his rucksack with camera equipment on instead. There's a clip online of the moment he realises what's happened.

[@PetloverTN]

Where can I find that clip?

[@moosehead1183]

Ivan McGuire....google experienced parashooter forgets to put on parashoot and dies.... you'll get it.

[@CockRobinson]

​@@PetloverTN The guy's name was Ivan McGuire, there are lots of videos on KZbin about him and many of them show clips of the video he took.

[@vicvega3614]

​@@CockRobinsontheres a video??? Ahh man

[@fyeelessarndra3392]

Here's a story from Malaysia: a motorcyclist did a wheelie on the busy highway (I think) at full speed, while his four months pregnant wife rode on the back. Another driver caught the whole thing on video and posted it on social media. The authorities saw that and descended upon the couple, and the couple were apprehended. The couple were fine, they didn't get into an accident following the stunt the husband pulled off, but had anything happened to them while they were being stupid, I would've only felt sorry for the unborn child for having idiot parents. Hopefully the stupid genes wasn't passed down...

[@shallawnmarshall320]

Mannn....😒 You had me at; Here's a story from Malaysia! Man wheelied pregnant lady while speeding on moto bike... 🙄😏😑😶 Everything else was a haze and blur after police, couple fined, lady an badly okay. Not hoping or looking for tragedy. Just thought I was gonna be sort of entertained¡

[@shallawnmarshall320]

Baby*

[@sMack120]

That was ... a story 😑

[@ritawashere5787]

I agree. I just listened to the taco eating contest. His son's sueing because of the danger. Reminds me of a young mother that was on the air at a radio station for a water ( * it may have been milk) drinking contest. I wonder if her family sued? Until then, I had no clue a person could die from too much liquid, that's not alcohol.

[@keithrogers3334]

it was a water drinking contest the winner was to be awarded a Wii if they could hold out the longest without going to the restroom - sad thing is SEVERAL nurses and doctors called the station during the contest and warned them of the dangers to which the DJ's ignored them and even mocked them. To answer your question though - yes the family won millions but it was at the cost of I believe it was 3 boys losing their mother. Needless to say the DJ's were fired but in my opinion should of been brought up on charges.@@ritawashere5787

[@keijidash9646]

My former kickboxing coach is pretty well known in my hometown, and gets a lot of free reign virtually wherever he goes. One day, He got to go into the feeding areas near the lion enclosure at the Henry Doorly Zoo. He had a very interesting story to tell. Apparently, Lions are not only physically deadly, but also highly intelligent. The feeding area has a walkway with two yellow lines down the center, with bars on each side between you and the lions that are wide enough to throw meat through. The lines are to mark the safety area, essentially marking where the lions cannot reach you, should they put their forelegs through the bars. Well, the lions caught onto this system fairly quickly, because they took to doing coordinated attacks. One lion would spring into the bars on one side, thus scaring the hapless zoo worker into jumping backwards, and passed the yellow line on the opposite side. When that happened, a second lion lying in wait on that side, would grab the scared individual from behind. A few visits to the emergency room eventually got them to change this layout.

[@tammyrawdon3587]

"A few visits" 😬🤦‍♀️ You'd think that it'd only take one 🫨🤕🤷‍♀️

[@DaNinja60]

Wow. Talk about a coordinated attack.

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

LMAO. LOL

[@pickleballer1729]

24:12 I don't think a girl electrocuted by an incredible freak accident of timing while simply trying to charge her cell phone should be on this list. Can any of us say there is no way this could happen to us? 38:30 Same thing. You're sleeping, and something (anything) crashes through your ceiling and kills you. Freak accident, but how is that dumb?

[@Gandolphtheveteran]

It's dumb for several reasons. 1. You shouldn't be using your phone while it's charging. 2. You shouldn't charge your phone when it's lightening. 3. You shouldn't use your phone when it's lightening. 4. You violated all of the previous protocols and used your phone while it was charging and it was lightening. You're asking to die when you're that dumb.

[@ianmacfarlane1241]

#15 feel really sorry for the Grouper if I'm honest.

[@nicohusky]

Me too.

[@Missglam67]

Me too! I mean I am Kinda sad that Gary had to die but the poor grouper was just Mi didn’t his own business when Gary came along to spear him! He was only trying to get away.

[@PetloverTN]

Yup! Me too😿

[@dickJohnsonpeter]

I care a lot of more about a human than a mindless fish in its own habitat that has no concept of things like we do, fear, or emotions and possibly no feeling of pain. It's kind of sociopathic to feel more for a fish than a human being. Do you think that grouper is all innocent and it cares when it gobbles up other fish every day?

[@ianmacfarlane1241]

@@dickJohnsonpeter Someone piss in your cereal this morning? You seem... agitated.

[@jana25402410]

When I was 5, I was on an outing to a farm and was walking on a gate to a cow/bull enclosure. The adults were in deep convo. And not paying attention and the bull knocked me clear off the fence. I was luckily not seriously harmed. Lol just got a great story to tell.

[@francocasentieri932]

Small things can change your life dear..

[@cassiusdio6048]

Yeah, cows and bulls will knock you around something fierce boy. They do not know their own strength. They are strong as hell. 😮

[@aaronhepler8070]

Not that great of a story honestly...

[@tammyrawdon3587]

​@@aaronhepler8070Better than yours 🙄🤦‍♀️

[@tammyrawdon3587]

​@@cassiusdio6048Dam🦫Rught!!! They can (& have) kill/ed full grown men totally on accident 😿

[@MustangWriter]

The 2nd lady who jumped out of the car at the Tiger Park you callously"thought that she could slay the tiger" was the girl's MOTHER trying to save her daughter. Like you I did my best parenting when I didn't have kids too.

[@kenneth9874]

Looks like bad judgment was inherited

[@aaronhepler8070]

2 separate ladies jumped out of a car with tigers around... both are idiots regardless of your feelings.

[@tc-tm1my]

Still dumb to think you can fight a tiger especially as an old woman

[@mightjb4540]

Bro imagine losing your wife to a dude that just got outta jail for sexual assault

[@Missglam67]

I do feel bad about the girls that were electrocuted. That wasn’t so much dumb as it was bad luck. It reminds me of another case where a young girl was using her curling iron and unbeknownst to her there was a gas leak in her apartment. When she plugged I her curling iron it caused a spark and then an explosion. The sad part was she was giving an tutorial on hair styling so she was recording herself. You don’t see the explosion on the video but you do see the video suddenly look like it’s pixeling and then go blank. It looks like a glitch or power outage at the worst but it chilling knowing what really happened.

[@Flowervibes101]

Omg yeah that's horrible

[@MelonieG85]

Well, being on/ holding a device while it's charging during lightening is actually very dangerous... not bad luck. The child nust have not known the dangers. I just needed to mention it for anyone who may not be aware.. Also being near bodies of water is very dangerous during lightening too. OMG that's so sad!! I just read the rest of your comment.

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

Or plumbing. You don't want to be in the way of electricity going to ground by washing dishes or whatever

[@jofisher9692]

The guy who forgot to put his parachute on is one of the most bizarre deaths I've heard of. 😮

[@mikeh.7499]

I'd like to see newspaper or some type of document anyway...I smell Urban Legend.

[@feridedogan7653]

No its a real Story but little different . He did not want miss the jump to recording his friends. In a Hurry he grab his backpack instead of his Parachute and jumped .

[@amdidextrous]

Especially after he had already done 800 jumps, either suicide or blatant stupidity.

[@feridedogan7653]

@@amdidextrous it was an accident . No need to call someone stupid for such a reason . IF your brain has too much Adrenalin, you cant control yourself as good. He was exited to record the jump and react quick and picked the wrong Parachute .is rude to call someone stupid

[@vicvega3614]

​@@feridedogan7653was it an accident? I heard someone purposely messed with his parachute and put rocks in his backpack and took the parachute out 😢

[@kelleywade9975]

I think I will always remember the guy who jumped into a river to escape some bees... darn fish with lots of teeth.

[@geniferteal4178]

Some how a joke was missed. If you Battle a tiger unarmed he may still disarm you.

[@mikeh.7499]

Thank You Genifer...!

[@fuktrumpanzeeskum]

Twice, if you're really unlucky

[@jasonjones7461]

The MRI thing is pretty damn scary. Quite a few years ago when i had some back surgeries the technician told me about a horrific near miss a few years back. A woman came to get an MRI and unknowingly had an old earring stuck in her hair. She had just thought she had lost it somewhere earlier thst day. When the machine was turned on the earring instantly shot from her hair onto the inside of the tube. There was blood everywhere but she got extremely lucky as the earring didn't make contact with her head. The blood was from a small patch of hair that was ripped from her scalp...along with the skin the hair was attached to. So next time you have an MRI dont get annoyed by the amount of times you are asked if you are SURE there is no metal in or on your body.

[@kolsen6330]

A really stupid little laborer kid at a shipyard I worked at in Tacoma was a rodeo clown in his spare time. Figured to reskin his clown drum. He went out behind the paint shop, found a nice new drum. Then came into the shop, grabbed a cutting torch he had no business touching, and punched a hole thru the Methel Ethyl Ketone sticker. The 250 foot boat on the ways jumped up in the air, we all ran for the street. Turned out the explosion tossed him out of the building but other than blowing his eardrums out, didnt really hurt him. We convinced him to quit and look for work somewhere else. He had already been chased out of the yard on day shift by someone he almost killed. His uncle was the laborer foreman is how he got the job.

[@moondancer4660]

As far as the man who died in that special hug, I hope it wasn't necessary to let his wife find out how he died. Poor woman.

[@squirellmaster1]

They didn’t say that he had a wife.

[@moondancer4660]

​@@squirellmaster1 He did

[@David-rz7jj]

Of course it's necessary the wife knows. The guy died being a pos.

[@nmgirard6276]

MRI rooms should have an automatic locking safety feature.

[@sakbrat1]

We have falesafes and MRI education now.

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

"Fail safe," and I'm personally extremely leery of workers who might kill me when I found out earlier they can't spell. Like "air floe" on my furnace filter box. Um...if you see stupid early on, there's your sign. What else did they screw up? A: a LOT worse than that. It normally turns out.

[@Jennifer-jt9cb]

The scariest thing that happened to me with animals in captivity happened several years ago when I was a teenager. I was in the reptile building, and was checking out their anaconda. From what I was told, it usually lays completely still and is really docile. For an anaconda at least. I was standing there watching it when it suddenly lunged out at me. It struck the viewing window so hard it cracked it, and that's bulletproof glass. It scared me so bad that I almost wet myself. Needless to say, they got the snake out of the enclosure until they had it repaired and reinforced. But a snake that can literally eat me, suddenly lunging at me with such speed and ferocity gave me actual nightmares for quite a while. Never underestimate the raw power of animals that even seem lazy and docile. Unless it's a domestic kitten (or something similar), you're not going to win the fight.

[@LittleBlueOwl318]

Hell, you're not even safe from kittens - those little stinkers have murder mittens! They can hurt you just playing, let alone being feisty. I had to tell my doctor that I wasn't a "cutter" but rather I'd rescued a kitten. LOL

[@leviniahill454]

bullet proof glass 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Jennifer-jt9cb]

@@LittleBlueOwl318 Not to mention that cats are plotting our deaths and hold conferences to go over the details. I'm pretty sure they also have a "Caticon" which is similar to a Comicon where they have panels, celebrity cats, and novelty shops. Cats get their orders from the Ashtar Galactic Command and then pass them on to Satan so he can spread the word to all cats.

[@tammyrawdon3587]

​@@LittleBlueOwl318Yeah, seriously! I rescued a nearly feral, 5-6wk old Polydactyl Australian Mist kitten recently and spent the first month with my fingers shredded, until I taught him to control those murder mittens. My neighbor really wants to play with him but almost died from Bartonella (Cat Scratch Disease) and is terrified of a relapse. Cats are fomites and carry Every. Single. Germ. home to you. Mr. Lobster arrived covered in covid-19, we were all sick 10 days later.

[@zeriousvolt1245]

Nine of these stories are old urban legends, and two are physically impossible.

[@tc-tm1my]

Which ones?

[@danholm4952]

love the first story, leave fish alone

[@traceyarnaud8433]

The fact that none of these victims can procreate is very comforting 😊

[@tc-tm1my]

Most had kids before they died

[@spun8389]

You got my sub purely from the effort you put into 'its raining cows'. Haha cheers

[@GeeForGio]

The retakes left in makes this all the more entertaining 😂

[@Eamon597]

The sky diver mistook his camera bag for the bag holding the parachute..

[@dianacarbonate]

The singing about a cow made my insomnia so much happier

[@paigeburleson6932]

Excuse me but was that lettuce in those hot dogs?!? 🤣🤣🤣

[@IAMMEDUSA]

I rescued an emu named Evelyn. They handed me a sock and said put this on her head. I’m standing there holding a sock looking at a 6 foot bird. Bird looking at me with a I don’t think so look. Fortunately I knew that was bad idea. I made em get a wrangler. Evelyn was successfully reunited with her family in a different sanctuary. I got to keep my guts and live to tell about it.

[@Cherryblossom18634]

Talk about a Shot Gun Wedding.😂

[@violahamilton782]

You're the best at reading, both accurately and nicely modulated, thank you!!!

[@wallys11000]

"Go now and die in what way seems best to you " ---Denethor

[@stuartfishman719]

"Bey, it's gotta be better than being crushed by a falling cow, right?" OMG I almost fell off my chair laughing...sorry for their loved ones loss...but that's hysterical .

[@saucywench]

His thoughts were derailed…decapitated. The idea of a headless body or a bodiless head freaks me out.

[@NobodyLikesMillhouse99]

Could you imagine having to explain these to people when they ask how they died? Holy hell

[@Jesus.Fuckery]

*ALL these ZOMBIE Names, in these Comments!!!!* *I ReFuse to Either to Read their Comments or to* *RePLy to Any Zombies!!!* Justin de Eugene. ApriL 2023.

[@MarkPrice-gs9xh]

Lol ​@@Jesus.Fuckery

[@sarahvannieuwenhuyse6276]

In Belgium, people still regularly come across unexploded bombs from World War II. In 2020 a man from Lokeren found a shell using a metal detector. Unstead of calling the bomb squad, he decided to turn it into a garden ornament using a grinding wheel. His brains became the garden ornament...

[@ericsmith8373]

#10 There was a Russian who was told he could not carry a fifth of vodka onto his flight home from Germany, so he chugged it right there at the security checkpoint.

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

I saw a movie of a guy who went out to shovel snow and kept throwing the vodka bottle ahead of his shoveling. Polish or Slavic guy. You slay me, I think the movie was called.

[@twistedyogert]

🎶 *Noooo one.* 🎶 🎶 *Drinks like Gaston.* 🎶 🎶 *Head explodes like Gaston.* 🎶 🎶 *Brain chunks are as thick as a brick Gaston!* 🎶 🎶 *I have shrapnel as all my decorating!* 🎶

[@NobodyLikesMillhouse99]

Oh damn the vomit one almost made me vomit! Yeah i know don't kink shame but that is absolutely disgusting

[@LegendaryTony.]

I think you have the green light to kink shame in this case, because she forced her fetish upon a man who did not give consent.

[@umbrellacorp.]

22:45 Dude died on his birthday, he died the day he was born. That's messed up. 😒 40:32 That's why my wife and I monitor what our children watch.

[@OveToranger]

It would seem that Darwin is not a cautionary tale but more of a "Hold my beer and watch this" (or "my vodka") 🤔

[@Yobettev]

#8 Asta Juskauskiene - At 16:38 you say that she was 35 and then at 16:44 you say that she left her husband for a "man" that was 25 years younger than her?!?! ... soooooo your saying that she left her husband for a 10 year old... and then that 10 year old (who had apparently just been released from prison after being convicted of sexual assault) managed to kill her husband... I think that your script MIGHT have been a little off here.

[@rainbowdash26]

Now there is a new lyric to add: No one dies like Gaston!

[@michellewhitley8668]

This happened last year in San Antonio, a father had been drinking a lot with his friends and put a mortar firework on top of his head and blew his head off

[@jennifreakthompson8888]

Gaston from Disney world, Orlando?!?! Florida man strikes again...

[@emmalongfellow2158]

Yasss

[@Robin-dh5lr]

@@jennifreakthompson8888 Actually, this one happened in Maine, a mile from where I live. He only worked in Florida, he was fresh out of high school. I can't say for certain if he was actually drinking or not. But the Gaston one is from Maine.

[@jayceew.rabbit9358]

Lmao!🤣😂

[@cameronb851]

Number nine isn't quite as stupid as stated here. Because we have a tendency to think of small little GoPro units for this kind of thing, it seems like it would have been obvious, but back when this happened, the camera units used were actually contained in bulky backpacks, roughly the size and weight of a parachute pack. This, combined with the fact that it was his third jump of the day, and he was likely fatigued, meant that a modest amount of routine complacency cost him his life, but it certainly wasn't as obvious a mistake as it sounds like. One of the tasks of the pilot on the aircraft was to double-check that everyone who was going to jump, had on their parachute and clear them to go before they left, as an additional safety measure. He didn't notice the missing parachute, either, because the camera pack looked like a parachute.

[@angelisacephas3188]

You can't help but to laugh they called their own death LMAO

[@kalipw0210]

*YOUR GRAPHICS ARE SEIZURE INDUCING* GOTDAM DUDE!!

[@jdot3345]

You gotta love a video about stupid people when all the of a sudden you see someone driving an ATV down a city street 34:56 during a B-roll clip of an ambulance driving down the street with the lights on. Should’ve paired the clip with the bicycle on the freeway story, or the triple decker lawnmower of stupidity story. Like, WTH?? 😂

[@kuangtien3980]

The golfer who swung his club at golf cart after a bad shot , the club broke in two , one piece ricochet off cart and hit his jugular vein on his neck and he died before Emergency could arrive to Golf Course.....😂😂😂

[@tammyrawdon3587]

Jack Daniel, who died bc he forgot the combination to his safe, kicked it, broke his toe and got gangrene and died... that's actually why they changed the label to black. This one was on the TV show that this guy "curated" some of these stories from... 1000 Ways to Die.

[@lunasloanbailey]

How the hell do you forget to strap on your parachute?😅

[@tammyrawdon3587]

He grabbed the wrong backpack in his rush to film his friends.

[@paulh7589]

I had no idea there were people out there that liked to be vomited on. How is this fetish even real? Nobody (last I checked) wants to be puked on. That is disgusting.

[@Happy-Honkey]

The old man is a legend

[@pollyg562]

sorry but that whole story is just impossible

[@davehooper5115]

Great video..another one of them videos that boggles the mind

[@erictaylor5462]

When you go fishing, make sure the fish aren't humaning.

[@rynaecurry5237]

We live in Texas where you can pretty much own any wild animal you want or can think of. When i was 20 or so (40 years ago) my mother decided she wanted a bobcat. It's eye teeth were clipped and front claws were cut out. I was furious at her about this decision. While no one died or was severely injured, this cat had it out for me. There was a tall liquor cabinet beside the front door. Every single time i walked in, this bobcat jumped on my head. She would lock her paws and just start gnawing on my head... HARD. I constantly had blood just running from my scalp from this cat. I told my mom... she even saw it and would laugh. Not funny. I moved into her house for about 3 months during my divorce and my cat had kittens. Sandy, the bobcat, stole them. When i grabbed one of them from her, she broke thru my jeans with her clipped teeth and punctured my calf muscle right beside my shin bone. Smh. Wild animals are NOT pets!!!! This cat hated me and if she had all of her teeth and claws she would have killed me with the chance. My mother finally gave her to a wildlife preserve. Smh. Stupid. 😢😢😢

[@johnmehaffey9953]

Brings to reality a true shotgun marriage

[@KevinDondrea]

Related to the Hickey. I 100% knew you could. I've been saying this for over 40 years. Where people usually give hickeys is where your main artery to your brain is. You weaken this artery when you do this. I even think Tattoos in this area are dangerous and playing with fire.

[@HO-bndk]

It's the vagus nerve that gets affected, not the artery.

[@carloscarrillo6595]

The # 9 incident happened in Scottsdale, Arizona. Here in Phoenix is very common to find getko lizards in the backyard and all around your home. The group of friends were having a party and drinking beer in the porch when they caught a small getko and in a dare for $5 bucks they challenged him to swallow the lizard whole and alive, challenge that he accepted. Two days later he was rushed to Emergency where he deteriorated and died.

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

Serves them right. Innocent animals should never be hurt fir stupid humans.

[@joanamussane2885]

The vomit girl. That is just the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard!

[@DavidSherman-m5l]

How in the world did the keg blow up simply by attempting to tap the keg??? Usually, kegs are pretty strong and would simply discharge pressure through the valve.

[@crivket1233]

1st guy DESERVED IT !!!! a PROTECTED ANIMAL , should be left alone. YAY..FISHY!!!! 😘

[@camoensdecervantes4029]

We will all die. But dying stupidly is like dying twice.

[@Mytholic]

I know that Voice lol it's not overly raspy anymore that's how you really sound, nice going guy keep up the good work :)

[@kuangtien3980]

The guy who shook the vending machine because it took his money and wouldn't dispense the product , shook the machine so violently it fell over and crushed him to death .

[@tammyrawdon3587]

I've repeatedly read that vending machines kill lots more people than sharks do, so do cattle.

[@tc-tm1my]

Took his money and his life

[@GoatLorde]

You had me at "It's raining cows". Yes, please!!

[@dexterpoindexter3583]

2:16 "Don't be a train cowboy! Don't lose your head!" 🤯

[@SAM-dm5qg]

Knowing What Not To Do. By Learning From Others. It a Smart Way To Live.

[@tammyrawdon3587]

👏😸👍And THAT is exactly why I watch these things bc I do NOT find it funny like some of these reprobates.

[@colormetakenaback]

I'm showing the hickey story to my teenage sons.

[@squirellmaster1]

Don’t worry, I’m sure there’s another part of their body they would like to have sucked

[@MrBiggles53]

@ 28:05 Sounds like we found a new drummer for Spinal Tap!

[@jaymiller6009]

About 30 years ago, a coworker of mine on a salmon farm speared a 27 pound Lingcod. He said he knew it was pretty big to be spearing but figured he should be able to handle it. He told us that he just could not believe the strength of that fish and it took him for quite a ride before he got it under control. I’ve never had my license so I have no idea what it would be like. Even without hearing of the man’s demise; and even if it wasn’t illegal, I have to guess that it would be fairly common knowledge that it would be a foolish thing to do. Does anyone have any experience spearing fish that are hundreds of pounds and know if it is actually something that people would do with that size of fish?

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

I'd be laughing too hard to breathe. Just like my.dog. Guy wanted to walk him, I said, you don't know what you're getting into...the second he opened the door. The dog ran out and because he's an idiot, the wasn't clear of the door, so he got cracked right in the head by the side of the door. Well, I DID warn him! Male, yellow lab. They're very strong.

[@Norm100ful]

Years ago the Grouper would be “caught” by using a bang stick. Taking one now is illegal.

[@johnrobinson5156]

Better to be pissed off than pissed on 🦈

[@PaulKinley-xo7xo]

Man I know it's wrong to giggle at a tragedy but the way you tell the stories I could not suppress a few. Shoulda worn protection ,yeah probably did a few dozen in the end.The guy with the happy ending I just couldn't help it .More Please !

[@jaywalker4097]

Damn can you imagine gettin squeezed by that python!? I bet that was so excruciatingly painful for her. I was lost in imagining that snake looking her in her eyes as it cracked bones and God knows what else to her. Now that's a bad way to go out.

[@wynottgivemore9274]

Unfortunately she was willing to die that way,or she wasn't mentally compadent to make grown up decisions... Like my highschool friend that had an alligator in his house,and let it live in the bathtub...well his died,due to improper environment bad living conditions...but some people are just not all that Brite.

[@Karamarika]

There are so many stories of people being killed by their deadly exotic pets. One family had a python that killed their toddler. A man had a komodo dragon that killed him and ate some of him. Multiple people have been killed by their tigers. Some animals just shouldn't be pets.

[@sujatafernandes973]

Hence its always mentioned never to keep wild animals or wild creatures as pets. Keeping such as pets is being highly stupid and trying to say " i dont think it will attack me n blah blah "

[@vicvega3614]

A guy came home and his infant son was missing well his wife left the boa constrictor out and the snake had completely eaten the baby, talk about a bad day 😢

[@Sacheen81]

​@@Karamarika and some people just shouldn't have pets. 😔

[@stephanielloyd4053]

Here in the UK we have a place called The West Midlands Safari Park, and when I was young they used to have monkeys roaming around and theyd jump on the car and wreck everything they could! 😂 you'd be sat there watching people windscreen wipers come off, convertible tops being ripped! My Dad was a photographer for the local paper and knew the head keeper really well so I used to get in free a lot!

[@loolafly7967]

The guy who ate the Gekko, it must have passed on salmonella poisoning which in turn causes trouble with blood clotting and would have affected his liver. Then he got ascites due to the clotting issues effecting every organ including the liver which is why he had the fluid in his testicles and abdomen. I have actually looked after a few patients with salmonella poisoning in ITU, it’s no laughing case

[@TheFatwelder]

I really thought they were going to say salamander poisoning.

[@klausolekristiansen2960]

The little girl not knowing how dangerous boiling water is was very tragic. But the electrician was just stupid. An electrician should now better.

[@herbertvanrensburg6411]

That elderly gentleman is a legend, going out on the job is the way to go, feel sorry for his partner though she will certainly think twice about taking older fare! The parachutist is by far the dumbest person in this video, who jumps out of an airplane without a parachute? The guy who cut into a barrel is also beyond stupid

[@tammyrawdon3587]

Not "w/o a parachute", he grabbed the wrong backpack in his rush to film his friends.

[@majorhawker4776]

Pissing on a Shark has got to be the best way to die. You walk up to St. Peter and he asks how did you die, and with ALL the MACHISMO you can muster you say I PISSED ON A SHARK. If that doesn't get you first in line nothing will.

[@rebecculousrk]

I very nearly vomited at that emitophilia story, myself 🤮

[@PetloverTN]

Me too 🤢

[@Apocalypse_Meow...]

Wait a minute, nobody's gonna mention the Fluid Leaking Grapefruit Sized Testicles From Hell?!? 😳😱🤣

[@rabid_vixen]

I sure hope the tiger wasn't killed for doing tiger things because of human stupidity.

[@colleenclements5715]

Some of these were on 1000 ways to die . . . But, enjoyed the ones I hadn't seen💯👍