Walmart made a MOVIE (its terrifying)

[@udidntseethat]

Can't wait for Sephora to release a horror movie but it's a storefront full of a bunch of violent 10 year olds ready to fight you for drunk elephant with their stanleys

[@fizzy_buzz]

TF ARE DRUNK ELEPHANTS OMG 😭

[@Existing972]

@@fizzy_buzzI think it’s some skincare brand for grandparents 😭😭 also wait it has anti aging cream? if they use that even one time they’d turn back into fetuses 😭

[@udidntseethat]

@@fizzy_buzz a skincare brand that ranges from 22 to 100+ dollars in price 😀

[@elsisnsajanshedu]

the best idea lmao

[@bestreistan]

HELP

[@lindsayh.859]

11:34 The way it was so romantic but Javi's dad came out of nowhere to tell them to go to WALMART?? 😭😭💀

[@iamahugefan-p7l]

it was so funny tho 😂

[@C0nfused0ne_]

FRRRR LMFAO

[@Pandora234able]

Realistic though

[@sirhatart]

poor dude proposed 214 times and still doesn't realize he is the weak link in a poorly written love triangle

[@DearNoelle]

he totally should have been main character

[@antoniosaesthetic9045]

He ought to date the roommate. That would be a twist.

[@camilagrijalva4109]

Seriously why did he seem like her so much she's so rude to him .

[@micastae]

ariana what are you doing heree? ahhshshshd

[@sirhatart]

kader bizi bir arada tutuyor sdjjsdsd@@micastae

[@Chaz687]

The stereotypical “gay best friend who’s there for comic relief” was my favorite character ✋😭

[@TedEhioghae]

How do you know he was gay?

[@konpeito-is-tired]

@@TedEhioghaehow do i explain this the character is kinda a stereotype for a gay man? i think it’s the vocal pitch, the clothing choice, the fake straight man voice etc edit: maybe you were being sarcastic?

[@-silly_of_the_sillys]

@@TedEhioghaebffr😞

[@TedEhioghae]

@@konpeito-is-tiredWhat if there are feminine guys that have nothing to do with their sexuality?

[@konpeito-is-tired]

@@TedEhioghae idk i just think that’s the stereotype

[@velvet.muffin]

no longer feeling stupid when i remember there are people out there who think making a movie as a company who has groceries is a good idea 🙏🙏

[@markiplierfromwalmart]

im scared that this might influence other random grocery companies to make movies😭

[@SonotmickeY3626]

@@markiplierfromwalmartfor some reason,i feel like the only one thatd make a somewhat good movie,miiiight be Krogers. I say that based on the Ads/commercials i see 😭 I think KFC made one

[@foxbuns]

​@@SonotmickeY3626god no😂

[@iamahugefan-p7l]

fr they should've just keep selling groceries-

[@mmmdddttt]

so real

[@AddyCanAnimate]

girly dated a man for six months and then completely abandoned him for a man she hasn't seen in years

[@ScenceXD]

frrr

[@Flame_Trap]

“we’re locked in a walmart!😨” “we’re *locked* in a walmart…😏” IM DYING😭✋

[@iamahugefan-p7l]

same 😭💀

[@Austiniskewl]

HAD NE ROLLING ON THE FLOOR

[@zavdab5238]

Career opportunities but make it _Walmart_ ✨

[@sirthisisastarbucks]

​@@Austiniskewl "NE" is crazy

[@normalhuman6804]

“Like ever?🥺” “YEah TWiNK🙄”

[@gretalindens]

walmart is like that quirky aunt who’s trying a bit too hard

[@Ixshs3a]

Like Colleen 😆

[@realradiantrei]

@@Ixshs3ahoover or ballinger?

[@Ixshs3a]

@@realradiantrei ballinger (in her apology song she says smth about wanting to be the quirky aunt)

[@Lamisy__]

@@realradiantrei lmaoo why not both?

[@MeganPete-z7l]

100%

[@weirdkid6368]

can walmart stop trying to be hip

[@facroeyreset]

YOO Swag pfp ily!!!

[@markiplierfromwalmart]

No i cant

[@ESCLasagna]

FR

[@BunnyIsBloody]

FR LIKE

[@BambooAreMe]

Ikr

[@fallinqchizome]

The fiancée deserved better 😭

[@jirokyoka4367]

ISTG

[@AnnaSmithWithLove]

I feel so bad for him….

[@ヤモです]

No for real!

[@ukiyoing]

too fine to not be picked over javi 🧍🏾‍♀️

[@claudiaquintanilla2414]

IKR

[@ReclusiveRaven]

“like, ever?” “YEAH, TWINK” crying actually

[@annahubbard7328]

I DIED

[@sirhatart]

He went for blood

[@glosticcsx]

i was shockeeeeed

[@gracieabrums]

I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY SOMETHING ABT THISS

[@burnt.norton]

twink vs twink violence

[@spookygloberotter05]

13:30 "yea... TWINK" he said it like it's a slur lmao

[@TedEhioghae]

So, it isn't a slur because he's white?

[@spookygloberotter05]

@@TedEhioghae it isnt a slur because twinks aren't human. slurs only apply to humans

[@EughhBrothereughh]

Isnt he gay? He can say it​@@TedEhioghae

[@EughhBrothereughh]

​@@spookygloberotter05twink used by a non gay is a slur. Nice try to be sarcastic you failed

[@Jetrowdy]

@@spookygloberotter05LMAOOO STOP

[@faeriestears]

i’m ready for duncan to make his own movie where he plays every character

[@dakaramotto.]

Honestly we already have three episodes of the Diana Diamond saga

[@iamahugefan-p7l]

like to make this canon 🗣✊

[@_chloe21]

i’m ur 1k like

[@Rvnge-lt2rc]

I would pay to see it

[@thenobodys1955]

A commentary youtubers should make a TV series/RomCom

[@stanalldogs]

I love that Duncan forgot divorce existed when the mom tried to date the dad.

[@MindSolarYT]

Yup

[@Stargirlnae]

You don't even have to be married to have a child lol😭

[@norman4173]

Duncan forgetting divorce exists for a solid minute or two is so funny. Also i totally expected javi and the ex fiancé to get together at the end

[@herlastvoyage]

Maybe the kid was Michael's nephew

[@meeckeymouse8637]

I was thinking both of these

[@olaczyk]

Wlmrt isnt that original unfortunately, but I like that idea.

[@daydream5120]

Clearly wasn’t a divorced kid because that was my first thought 😭

[@oofiedoofie]

It might not even have been his dad. Like he could just be helping out for some extra cash lol

[@bffr_531]

"i think what hes wearing um...is the worst thing ive ever seen" do they sell it at walmart? .... 😀

[@wzyxbviqe]

yes they do 😭 my cousin owns the shirt

[@ScenceXD]

@@wzyxbviqe tell me ur joking 😭

[@wzyxbviqe]

@@ScenceXD i kid you nottttt

[@ScenceXD]

@@wzyxbviqe omgg

[@AshleyAtreyu]

I WANT IT

[@milliewhite7971]

"i think thats the worst thing I've ever seen" "do they sell it at walmart 😊" GIGGLED

[@iamahugefan-p7l]

no replies ? nah let me fix that--

[@doggoadexx2680]

@@iamahugefan-p7ljust….stop

[@9th_grade_biology_guidelines]

​@@iamahugefan-p7l cringe

[@STARZ3-]

2:15

[@orangemeoow]

this needs to be a genre where stores just make movies, cant wait for sephora and ulta's horror movie on the drunk elephant and uggs wearing kids

[@Random-sk6hm]

KFC made movie too. Danny Gonzalez reviewed it

[@orangemeoow]

@@Random-sk6hm oh rlly? I love dannys videos

[@4yorluv]

never in my 16 years of living did I think that I’d see the day Walmart would make a movie

[@etsunara.]

Same 💀

[@emvee6561]

never in my 32 years either

[@iamahugefan-p7l]

fr everything we never expect will happen happens but the flying cars will never happen everything but the flying cars😭💀 i'm also 16, friends ?

[@eddielion2163]

@@iamahugefan-p7l17 and YES??Like, WERE ARE THE FLYING CARS???

[@iamahugefan-p7l]

idk about that but what i know is that we can't afford it neither way💀 bro we're brore asf😭@The_.waterfariess

[@QuokkaLuvsU]

I once had a nightmare I was locked in a Walmart at night this is completely not accurate to what it's like to be truly locked in Walmart all the lights are out and you have to survive the giant spider creatures with a Walmart vest that will climb around the shelves and throw off brand Doritos that are harder than rocks at you

[@catherinegates5911]

That sounds horrible.

[@QuokkaLuvsU]

@@catherinegates5911 indeed Catherine Gates indeed

[@v0miiitt]

I was the Walmart spider

[@chunshiys]

@@v0miiittOmg I was the one with you did you notice me?

[@capybarey]

@@v0miiitt i was the off brand Doritos you threw at them

[@molly4561]

plot twist: duncan made the walmart series and played every role and this is just an elaborate scheme to start off a career in hollywood

[@goldenbobaa]

I am dying laughter rn

[@lemonmeat]

hes a shapeshifter

[@doggoadexx2680]

How did u find that out? 😱

[@Austiniskewl]

This happened I was there

[@aestheticallybella-]

STOP WHY DID I LAUGH AT THAT 💀

[@theradiosfinalstar]

"Thank God! A Walmart employee🤗!!" The way you said it had me ROLLING😭😭

[@yolsee6310]

michael was the best character, just in his own world watching the "drama" brew.

[@Elle.outfits]

I love how every time her bf tries to ask if shes ready she just shoves him away like hes unimportant

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

"you stupid waste of life I'm going to marry my real hallmark love interest."

[@not.ashtonlee]

“let’s sell you a ladder by flirting through it!” IM PEEING

[@Elah8888]

7:10 it's called "divorce" darling

[@Door._.]

divorce babe divorce

[@swissycheesey-9]

divorse

[@Sniffss]

thank you for showing us this monstrosity of a walmark movie

[@smileyface78]

12:53 CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@sogigi]

it is genuinely impressive how many bad decisions Walmart has made recently

[@rosalietharp]

Fr 😭

[@jirokyoka4367]

Can you list them so I can win in the Walmart vs target who shat more debate. ???😢

[@sogigi]

@@jirokyoka4367 girl-

[@etsunara.]

7:26 the dog was the best actor in the movie fr.

[@Im_bored_bro]

Reallll

[@CollisionPlayz]

That's so true! I wonder if they sell it at Walmart 🤔

[@Idkimbored_123]

@@CollisionPlayzLOL

[@Kavenclaw]

Duncan is literally me when I don’t get enough sleep (like today)

[@deli1534]

8:10 "oh flirt through a ladder" OMG IM DYING

[@Randomoizer]

The random Hallmark movie coming up randomly is great😂

[@jennaaaxoxo]

8:05 "let's sell you a ladder by flirting through it 😏" idk y this part made me laugh so much. 💀

[@ext301]

duncan i just want to say your videos helped me get through the most toughest part of my life so tysm an ily💖💖

[@adzdrawss]

6:13 it would’ve been so much funnier here if he would’ve said “i know, he’s mine”

[@iritvk2914]

PLOT TWIST

[@viki7326]

Duncan is literally a person of so many personas i can't 😭

[@KB-pk9zo]

This is the best way to watch this series we need more Duncan reactions to bad movies or series!!

[@pixiedust6347]

sometimes i forget what duncan looks like w/o a wig

[@konpeito-is-tired]

same

[@defonotlizzie]

I love how Jessica is just causally cheating on her husband while he waits for her to do the proposal like we love a person cheating on their husband while their husband does a proposal for them😃💅so slay we just love it😃💅

[@QPR_Squad]

Duncans videos are my only source of kind of sanity at this point edit: thx for the likes guysssss

[@Bella-bc3dx]

no bc fr

[@StillExistingxoxo]

5:12 THE BLARING MUSIC IM THE BACKGROUND 😭

[@cristin.d10]

i love duncans content so so much!! ive been watching since 2020 and im so happy he uploaded because im currently going thru something super stressful and this helps sm!!

[@contagiousremorse]

extremely gorgeous pfp🤭🤭🤭

[@cristin.d10]

@@contagiousremorse BAHAHA thank u!!

[@cartoonhyperfixated]

Duncan explaining a Walmart show is way more entertaining than I thought it would be

[@Francescahjj]

The fact that Duncan watched 23 episodes for this😭

[@Its.61GQQ]

1:42 SIX MONTHS.. ?

[@zacxharydyerx]

6:25 "but she has a boyfriend back in newyork!!!!!!! oh but, you can buy that pillow at walmart❣" 😂😂😂😂

[@Reputation_era]

The random hat 💀 6:42

[@lolllllolllollllol]

We all love it when duncan post😂

[@Inkylingo]

13:29 "Like.. ever?" YEAH, TWINK! I am deceased.

[@NathanATaylor]

9:29 this reaction is some Twilight ass acting

[@Catz4lifez]

NAW

[@ellahalsted657]

THE WAY YOU WERE NARRATING IT HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD HELP 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@rachelcollins2320]

If Duncan started reviewing bad movies I would so be here for it

[@susannehuber3996]

I want to see a movie where the protagonists finds out that in the end she loves her big city Job and her friends make here whole and happy and her childhood friend should take care of HIS daughter by himself.

[@Im_bored_bro]

12:03 this needs to be a sound

[@Forbidden_Snacc]

new drinking game: take a shot every time walmart puts a product placement in this 💀

[@markiplierfromwalmart]

why does this give off the vibe of like some advertisement with an extended lore and storyline 💀im concerned about what this might influence with other companies in the future

[@chuualwayswins]

12:14 BYEEE

[@Ayakodrawingz]

8:03 I’m sorry why did it take me so long to hear the Home Depot music IM DYINGGG 💀💀💀

[@junkpool]

1:34 the laugh i let out when u closed the box 😂😂 like no ur so right

[@Frogs_have_toes]

4:46 Michael is ✨TiKtOkiNg✨😫💅 Jessica and Havi are eye f*cling each other 💀💀

[@MeganPete-z7l]

LMAO your commentary makes everything so much better 😭✋i ❤ ur channel and 1:20 FR HER BANGS ARE GONE

[@markiplierfromwalmart]

petition to get duncan his own movie about facebook moms 🙏 and walmart scares me💀

[@BTRMilk]

I genuinely thought the social media influencer guy was getting proposed to by the one person who got rejected a million times when trying to marriage at the end

[@Kachow-1]

2:15 Found a bathing suit with this design on it…It was horrendous😍

[@BlueCanaryNightLight]

Horrendously PrEpPy 😍

[@cheddarcheese089]

I watched a couple of those romcommerce episodes as ads on youtube. I was gooped and gagged. Bless they hearts!

[@annabelwestwood6192]

‘He’s about to propo- He’s ab- He’s about to pro-‘

[@eddielion2163]

I love that’s fucking winter and they wear either only cardigans, flannels, or A FUCKING T-SHIRT

[@strnvsq]

this needs to be on netflix 🔥🔥🔥

[@beefycankles]

4:56 omg the foghorn sfx is my ringtone I thought someone was calling me😭😭

[@everyALDC]

Before Walmart invests in a movie they should get better WiFi💀

[@broadwaybrook2319]

"Let's sell a ladder by flirting through it" 14:45 I was just thinking, "That kiss didn't seem all that romantic."

[@dania-c1y]

literally was looking for a video to absolutely devour my dinner with then duncan posted ❤ Thanks bae❤❤

[@Idonthaveblondehair]

14:30 HAD ME DYING

[@radicaloptimism49]

hi duncan, just wanted to quickly thank you for bringing us happiness with your videos! it's been very tough for me lately because of school and exams, and i just know i can count on you and your content to cheer me up after a long school day. love you, and take care!

[@_cef]

same here thank you duncan!

[@maciaidk]

8:48 STOP I HAVE THAT SAME OWL STOCKING IN THE BACKGROUND 😭✋

[@Artsytistic]

Lol 😂😂😂

[@exolentexo-l]

i told myself at the end “if it snows its a hallmark movie” and it IMMEDIATELY started snowing😂😂that got me

[@slowedmusicchannel]

if you pause a 8:33 you can see the bag they’re trying to advertise with the tag still on it 💀 as well as a water bottle

[@PicassosSister-rj5zp]

Duncan never fails to get me out of bed. As soon as I see his notifications I automatically become an Eldritch God.

[@When_sun_met_moon]

7:32 is OFFBRAND heartstopper I FELT ASHAMED

[@brídeann]

DON’T INSULT HEARTSTOPPER LIKE THAT 😭😭

[@Ash_on_paws17]

@@brídeannFrfr XD

[@Alex_hamilton_]

oMG OMG A HAMILTON AND HEARTSTOPPER FAN‼️‼️‼️‼️

[@chqnniesgnab]

5:17 NAUR NOT THE BOOM CLAP

[@Acorn905]

I had an idea of a zombie apocalyps series but it's set in a Walmart and all the everyday customers have to survive using frozen meats, cooking knives ect. Maybe the zombies surprise attack the customers by crawling through the big vents. Not like its an idea ive been thinking about for a while or anything.. 😅

[@Ilove_pjo14]

I like how javi was giving them the biggest side eye and stank face when he went one knee and really thought who’s this kid

[@Chloehasarrived]

The clapping when they kissed 😭💀That just made it more as what Duncan said "A really unromantic kiss"

[@goldenbobaa]

1:29 bro was regretting his life decisions there- edit: idk y jessica reminds me of jenna ortega 😭✋

[@NathanATaylor]

0:42 i love the edits Everytime

[@kennalynne]

You make me laugh on my hardest days thank you Duncan ❤

[@heyboohowisitgoin]

make me sweat 😊

[@evskara]

some people have things they can do and things they can't do and this is a prime example

[@Kitsi999]

The way Duncan closes the proposal box is so funny 💀💀😭😭😭

[@bichenforwwx_extra2]

he is just proving he is a middle age mom every video

[@noitsrin]

the "We're locked in a Walmart😨.... "We're locked in a Walmart😏" Reminded me of the "oh!😧" "oh~" on ao3 stories

[@markiplierfromwalmart]

12:22 DYING😭SOMEONE HELP

[@Catz4lifez]

BRO UR NAME WERE U IN THE MOVIE???

[@ayay-ds]

NO I FEEL SO BAD FOR JESSICAS EX HE JUST WANTED TO MARRY THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE..😭🙏

[@avaisjsbetter]

honestly duncans vids make my day. They always give me a good laugh.

[@WxnderfulRxse]

14:46 made me realize they weren't siblings

[@TracePlusFriends]

💀💀💀

[@taylor33tv54]

The excitement I get when I see a new Duncan video >>>

[@chuualwayswins]

13:48 THIS IS SO FUNNY WITH THE SOUND EFFECT IM CRYING

[@zoelynnesage]

that movie is so colleen ballinger in the worse way possible

[@shanesstuff954]

2:37 wow man that was a zinger that was a knee slapper i was like ah ha ha ha ha ha

[@Shayla44]

So funny I almost forgot to laugh

[@sundayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

15:36 my bet is she shut the box again

[@GLTCHDGD]

Season 2 about to reveal another ex she still loves.