Apparently, they couldn't tell fiction from reality.
@flower4melissa Жыл бұрын
These were so funny!! The electric wheelchair pulling the boat was hella hilarious!!
@nikkoortiz Жыл бұрын
Like how Tf are these wheelchairs so strong!
@Jensen1b7 Жыл бұрын
@@nikkoortiz I know right!
@YamUmDum6 Жыл бұрын
Africa isn’t a real continent
@nikkoortizshorts Жыл бұрын
The wheelchair had me deceased 😂
@flower4melissa Жыл бұрын
Yes!! Me too 🤣🦼
@nikkoortiz Жыл бұрын
Now he move so fast!
@Bigman_GamingVR Жыл бұрын
Dude, I want that healing monk as a friend. I feel like I would never be bored. I would also be non stop laughing, as that was funny af
@aaronarguijo8293 Жыл бұрын
I khew it was not gonna work
@raerae15300 Жыл бұрын
I’ve had an egg explode after microwaving it. I screamed so loud, it covered my face and it went all over the kitchen, not a good time🤦🏼♀️
@nikkoortiz Жыл бұрын
Omg!!! Did it leave any scars?
@coleandhisvideos Жыл бұрын
Egg based second degree burns
@The_Keeper Жыл бұрын
@@coleandhisvideos Ouch. Bet you weren't... EGGstatic about that. Sorry, I'll see myself out and find an appropriate punishment for that one.
@uscg_grace3 ай бұрын
you had quite the eggsplosion
@rightwing3940 Жыл бұрын
So I looked it up and the laundromat was in Spain and the person left a lighter in their clothes. Also the uuuhhhh day had me dying, I replayed it over 20 times. Now my sides hurt....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@sabinal17 Жыл бұрын
thanks for the info 😊 not trying to start a religious issue, but I wouldn't be surprised if the guy saw that and waddled straight to the nearest church.
@lordzero-fall963 Жыл бұрын
The part with the epic music and preferred gender bit where he started screaming killed me. I had to take a minute to laugh without air. 🤣😆🤣😆
@jeffsorrows Жыл бұрын
You know they tried too hard when they even put CIS gender in there, like broooo thats sexuality has nothing to do with gender and I'm mostly Native American me and my family were completely fine with Male, Female, Other lol
@colty_boi589 Жыл бұрын
SAME!!!!!!!!
@greenpegatrix3773 Жыл бұрын
That preferred identity part is probably the scariest thing I have ever seen.
@nikkoortiz Жыл бұрын
It’s all scary af 👀
@greenpegatrix3773 Жыл бұрын
I had to double-check. I don't know why, and maybe I'm blind, but I didn't see Male or Female on there at all.
@youtubesucks-yx6kk Жыл бұрын
Same bro
@jowildcat40 Жыл бұрын
@@greenpegatrix3773 If someone calls you a CIS, they usually mean it in an offhand manner.
@greenpegatrix3773 Жыл бұрын
@jowildcat40 I see. I just assumed the fancy title was another term for something or other. Thank you for correcting me.
@kieraalgarme9660 Жыл бұрын
You Never fail to give me the laugh I need after a rough day , hope you're well nikko keep smiling much love and appreciation 😊
@jimmyd142 Жыл бұрын
Sweet Jesus, that head cracking at 9:29 sounded exactly like the eggs I made this morning.
@Ima_sniperrr-Louisianacowgirl Жыл бұрын
Thanks brother brother for the laugh and video Nikko you are amazing and never fail to make my day a million times better keep up the fantastic work brother brother ❤😂
@nikkoortizshorts Жыл бұрын
Hell yea 🙌 which was your favourite?
@nikkoortiz Жыл бұрын
Thanks sniper!!! Hope you had a solid weekend!
@Ima_sniperrr-Louisianacowgirl Жыл бұрын
@@nikkoortiz I did hope you did too brother brother ❤
@lindaherrick1147 Жыл бұрын
How on earth did they stack all those trucks onto the flatbed? That’s definitely some Final Destination stuff ready to happen for the poor souls following that truck 😂
@nikkoortiz Жыл бұрын
Foreal!!! And they had to have damaged those trucks to right?
@viperslayer7 Жыл бұрын
Guy hust played snowrunner alot
@EvilerManx8 Жыл бұрын
Stumbled across you recently nikko, your military and reaction content is amazing mate, keep up the good work
@JulieParker-z4i8 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@ginger_puff Жыл бұрын
I'd love to see more military/police k9's bititng people and being the best doggos.
@nikkoortiz Жыл бұрын
Me tooooo😂 YT won’t let me tho they take the videos down 🥹
@theandrewk2786 Жыл бұрын
@@nikkoortiz maybe Donut Operator can help
@shelbyortiz94997 Жыл бұрын
Awesome video! My worst bowling fail has to be when i took my cousin it was her turn and she threw the ball into the lane next to us lol! Nikko you da best ❤
@mami_shinigami Жыл бұрын
The guttural scream took me way tf out! 😂 Lord, I needed that laugh. 😂
@GiaShawkey1 Жыл бұрын
The squat assist worked I guessed but he just changed sexuality’s on that one. Thank you Nikko keep sending it
@nikkoortiz Жыл бұрын
😂😂 the squat assist was a quick sex change?
@Nikkolive Жыл бұрын
Okay dungeons and dragons went WAY to far 😂
@nikkoortiz Жыл бұрын
LARPing to the next level 😂
@ashley942110 ай бұрын
9:08 navy and marine corps hanging out be like
@J.nl_07 Жыл бұрын
dude I've been watching your stuff when you had 16k and seeing how far you've come is awesome dude, keep it up!
@nikkoortizshorts Жыл бұрын
So cool!! What made you start watching?
@micc_armybrat2523 Жыл бұрын
@Trummer4_life Are you following him on Kick too? New platform he is trying out….
@nikkoortiz Жыл бұрын
Thanks trummer! I greatly appreciate that man you got no idea! Legit can’t do it without you!
@J.nl_07 Жыл бұрын
@@micc_armybrat2523 yeah but I don't really have time from school and work...
@J.nl_07 Жыл бұрын
@@nikkoortiz bruh why do I feel like you have these copy and paste boards sometimes when you reply its kinda funny
@kcbobbin7739 Жыл бұрын
PUT IT DOWNN!!! 😂😂😂😂 you always put me in a Hype Happy Mood!!! Thanks Brotha Brotha!
@sabinal17 Жыл бұрын
6:47 how in the world did they get *that* many identities in what looks like a Windows 97 interface???
@joshuabrigden4820 Жыл бұрын
9:15 little dude let the intrusive thoughts win
@swizzy6010 Жыл бұрын
11:34 lmaoooo 😂😂
@nikkoortiz Жыл бұрын
😂
@Jensen1b7 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the vid nikko! You should do Americas got talent with the branches!
@nikkoortiz Жыл бұрын
Oh snap! I like it! What should their hidden talents be?
@Jensen1b7 Жыл бұрын
Navy- singing Coast guard- dancing Marines- rah Space force- levitating You decide on army!
@ThatSlayerguy Жыл бұрын
@@Jensen1b7 army can give others depression just by talking
@MrYose18116 ай бұрын
7:21 I identify as a attack helicopter
@MechanicallyMusical Жыл бұрын
Nikko like i need that roulette watch until he realizes they start at $280,000 for the most basic version
@goober4103 Жыл бұрын
Laughed a solid 5min at the "Uhhh daddy" part. THAT IS FOR CHILDREN?!
@watchoutimanidiot4751 Жыл бұрын
nikko over at 7:26 "i didnt go to the army and fail english to learn more genders"
@ayden5552Ай бұрын
If anyone gets annoyed or offended at 6:50 grow tf up, it’s just words
@kyndal.dickerson379 Жыл бұрын
The guy pulling his boat on his wheelchair sent me 💀😭
@nikkoortizshorts Жыл бұрын
That was too much 😂
@nikkoortiz Жыл бұрын
Like how damn strong are those things! 😂
@kyndal.dickerson379 Жыл бұрын
@@nikkoortiz 😂
@1981tids4 ай бұрын
Right after the laundry machine exploding, I got an ad for laundry machines like perfect timing I’m not even lying
@TJF-ht8oz Жыл бұрын
The stacked trucks on the trailer is legal and is the best way to transport them. It reduces wear on the vehicles during transportation. Its the same concept as a car hauler. The drivers load securement could have been better though.
@wolfkat3732 Жыл бұрын
Yoo wats uppp how you doing? finally the wifi got installed I can't wait to watch this fire vid!
@nikkoortiz Жыл бұрын
LETS GOOO! Did you enjoy the video wolf?
@Trippy_Hippy89 Жыл бұрын
Its always the necromancer spell that ruins everything.
@chrisbork6413 Жыл бұрын
The fish kid unleashed his inner ozzy 😂. Fuckin hardcore, I love it lmao the crunch and Nikkos screams are just too good..
@chrisbork6413 Жыл бұрын
@Click.on-profile44 I have a feeling this isn’t real.
@Semperf11 Жыл бұрын
2:42 I didn’t like sushi till I went on a date with some snow bunnie in Oceanside back when I was a boot 😂😂😂😂
@heywoah7156 Жыл бұрын
9:41 b0mb in the washing machine🤣
@a_gamer_because7911 Жыл бұрын
“AND NOW SHES GOING TO SIT ON HIS HEAD”!!! 😂
@809ijjjkjhkkjhjjkjhk Жыл бұрын
the fishing one headshot🤣🤣
@dixon1374 ай бұрын
2:00 treat her like an accordion later.
@thisguy6817 Жыл бұрын
At 9:45, that’s obviously the laundromat that is the entrance to the spy hideout on archer hahah
@toeur5 ай бұрын
Hey nikko I found electric wheelcheir 0:37
@boyscoutguitarist3921 Жыл бұрын
Don't know why but, that second to last one had me on the floor dieing, specifically your reaction
@BrutallyHonestwithNikkoOrtiz Жыл бұрын
I am mommy daddy😂
@nikkoortiz Жыл бұрын
She smacked him in the face so hard lol
@nikkoortizshorts Жыл бұрын
Damn 😂
@Semperf11 Жыл бұрын
5:17 my fiber!! (Every streamer NEVER) 🤣😂😂
@UnitZER0 Жыл бұрын
11:52 - That's called a Wingsuit, and you can glide almost as far as you descend with one. Some models include jets, allowing for level flight.
@Noob_713 Жыл бұрын
9:44 9:56 tehe I forgot my hand grenade in my pocket😂😂
@dangerskate6456 Жыл бұрын
8:35 is glorious💀💀💀
@nikkoortiz Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Himburger1982 Жыл бұрын
2:30 I’m a kid and I f***ing love sushi
@JLagPh Жыл бұрын
When I was a kid a wander if there's a truck that carrie a truck a so on BUT WHEN I SEE THIS VIDEO MY INNER CHILD JUST SCREAM YYYEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS 2:45
@XACERX1162 Жыл бұрын
"nikko" them what was in his pockets" IDK fN TANARTE
@glfagle-grindle7754 Жыл бұрын
My most idiotic thing done at bowling was slapping a 15 pound bowling ball 3 days later it still hurts and I ended up bleeding after that also that explosion from a laundry washing machine or dryer right have been from some dumb thing like forgot to clean lint trap time to blow up
@Amonabus Жыл бұрын
Adjust the governor on the mobility scooter and you can get them up past 20mph. The things you do when you're board on your first retail gig.
@coleschultz-s6w Жыл бұрын
yo nikko u need to react to hockey fight videos PLZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!! luv u bro and keep doin those skits man
@PaulGAckerman Жыл бұрын
I took a bowling class in college. I was trying return the ball back on the rack while talking to a friend. I wasn't paying attention and didn't push the ball far enough onto the rack and it feel on my toe. The pain was amazing!
@smilemore1997 Жыл бұрын
0:55 that's on the bowling alley bro. They should have the common sense to think people are going to wind up like that. I mean it's cheaper to replace the TV than to pay a lawyer but still.
@adamatch9624 Жыл бұрын
Had a super stressful sail today nearly capsized in the see so ye this is definitely nice to chill me out
@Skyidkqw Жыл бұрын
11:35 AYO WHAT!?!?
@nikkoortiz Жыл бұрын
😂
@revsellers6 ай бұрын
Instant headache at 9:22. Hi key, my head hurts now.
@devinjohnson930710 ай бұрын
Nikko and I used to be the same with the haircuts as kids 🤣
@morpar318 Жыл бұрын
Damn at 9:26 that sounded just like the egg cracked on the pan this morning.
@martyrd0mm Жыл бұрын
I’m high but it’s still a good day to watch nikko, love from Iran my friend
@mehcutcheon2401 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the laughs, man!
@antoniosgs63 Жыл бұрын
Love your vids these fail videos are bangers
@nikkoortizshorts Жыл бұрын
For real! What was your favourite?
@antoniosgs63 Жыл бұрын
The gender one at 7:00
@nikkoortiz Жыл бұрын
Fails for the W!
@KasinPhillips-xz9voАй бұрын
9:49 tannerite in the pocket go crazy 🤪
@DasAmerican Жыл бұрын
Man I was bowling one time when I was quite younger, so I ran down and did the splits tripping the alarm on the alley way and the ball went flying! 😂
@Bell_.. Жыл бұрын
Fun way to start my Monday morning. Thanks 😁
@nikkoortiz Жыл бұрын
Wait hold up you mean sundat right? 👀
@Bell_.. Жыл бұрын
@@nikkoortiz it’s Monday in the land down under.
@greendragon6886 Жыл бұрын
9:46 that laundry machine is from mufkn Baltimore bro
@Random-ikr-mightanimate6 ай бұрын
at 5;45 the place they are at is called "sky zone" it it located in appleton, wisconsin
@zarajhudiel Жыл бұрын
Worst bowling fail was in a mini bowling alley. The ball bounced to the other lane. 😂
@Viper_512 Жыл бұрын
9:22 dude that literally happened once to me n my gym class like 5 years ago
@lordxlorick8928 Жыл бұрын
We once got to drunk and used a drunk private as a bowling ball.... The mps were impressed and upset that they couldn't laugh all at the same time 🤦♂️
@fireline8250 Жыл бұрын
Love Ya❤!
@nikkoortiz Жыл бұрын
Fire line you the best! What should be the next reaction?
@fireline8250 Жыл бұрын
@@nikkoortiz YLYL?
@timmy4051 Жыл бұрын
My biggest bowling field was when I threw the bowling ball and it ended up in the lane next to me and the guy that was bowling. Got a strike.
@drdocter909 Жыл бұрын
When I watch Nikko it feels like me taking fentanyl
@kaylafyi2 ай бұрын
Why am I getting Grindr adds since I've started watching your videos Nikko??😂
@CaptainNeshon Жыл бұрын
Wow I’ve been watching you since you were at 36k subscribers. Now you’re at 1.57 million. Much love from Canada❤. You’ve inspired me to join the Canadian armed forces when I’m able
@surgery699611 ай бұрын
Nah bro ur reaction at 9:20 was PRICELESS
@RvB-Panda9 ай бұрын
I love how the kid biting the fish is all nikko needed to know to make this kid president
@shivermesmithers3234 Жыл бұрын
The person with the clothes in that dryer prolly walking back and seeing that disaster thinking, "Ohhhhhh that's where I left my grenade" 🤦♀🤣
@KnawedOne11 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Wad_the_Original Жыл бұрын
I had those little gutter guard things up and somehow got the bowling ball in the gutter
@kylekirkparick426 Жыл бұрын
These never fail to entertin me. You're pretty damn funny dude.
@bananarama1241 Жыл бұрын
Bro this video is gold love nikkos reactions bruh😂😂😂
@anthony.F10 Жыл бұрын
Praise our lord and saviour ✝️🙏
@nikkoortizshorts Жыл бұрын
Amen Anthony 🙏🙏
@nikkoortiz Жыл бұрын
Many Jesus 🙏🏻
@levivisser3991 Жыл бұрын
hey Nikko I work in a construction-like field and when your drilling it is hard to tell if you hit something. and they were probably using a big crane drill
@kgw100 Жыл бұрын
Call before you dig… its free 😂. Its definitely not free when you dont 😂
@VANESSA_P.4 ай бұрын
1:33 ⚠️WARNING⚠️ Snake lounges at glass jumpscare! It scared me so bad that I literally jumped.
@KINGGODZILLA5460 Жыл бұрын
6:47 😂😂😂😂 the scream that follows after he sees the list
@not_anymore905 Жыл бұрын
9:45 new fear unlocked
@thereaper2479 Жыл бұрын
Love the vide keep up with the good work 💙💯🙏 man this is something crazy 😧
@helicarnel7910 Жыл бұрын
Hello Niko it's me you are the best KZbinr i Love the video And Love you fromm bosnia🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦
@nikkoortiz Жыл бұрын
HELIC! My favorite Bosnian! What was your favorite part of the vid?
@helicarnel7910 Жыл бұрын
The litle girl with the sword RIP DAD💀
@thisdudeBen Жыл бұрын
10:34 I don't know if you need to call an electrician or plumber
@uscg_grace3 ай бұрын
My bowling alley had vending machines behind the bowling area and i was winding it up because i was sped (i still am) and i threw it into the vending machine and shattered the glass... I got banned
@Ezel-ud6lk Жыл бұрын
Kid that ate tha fish is definitely on his way to marine corps lol🤣🤣🤣
@dochd7441 Жыл бұрын
My biggest bowling fail was in 2nd grade, where I slipped and dropped the ball on my finger fracturing it.
@gustavlarsen2456 Жыл бұрын
Well it’s 3 in the morning and i have School today but this was worth it
@silver474 Жыл бұрын
This was a funny one. Thanks Niko!
@altf4755 Жыл бұрын
came for the fails, stayed for Nikko being awesome