TikToks I Regret Watching...

[@nicj5354]

The tear duct is connected to your sinuses, which is why your nose runs when you cry. That chic put makeup all the way in her face. You're not supposed to use liquid products on your waterline.

[@f-149]

@@Neko_seek-somefurryits very educational

[@jackridson3165]

Love your pfp

[@chrissoup4683]

​@@jackridson3165 me too, I'm a fellow Coloradoan 🌄

[@peklenc9727]

Yes but also being able to transfer fluids freely between them is supposed to be a mutation like those kids that can drink milk and squirt it out their eyes. May not be the case for her but doing it voluntarily is a mutation

[@haha-mq8lw]

Also your ears

[@Yourlibrarian]

I love instant regret videos. Sometimes I’m like “you’re an idiot.” But other times I’m like “well…. I’d probably try that.”

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Same here. What was your fav?

[@Yourlibrarian]

@@nikkoortizshorts 6:44 100 percent.

[@radmilajovanovska3820]

clame your rize card here

[@radmilajovanovska3820]

🎉

[@Ohh682]

fr

[@BushManDrewReviewsanstuff]

NIKKO demonstrating anything is just pure gold, always makes me crack up. You’re amazing NIKKO let no one tell you differently.

[@hako9068]

So, fun fact, the makeup ran through her lacrimal duct and out her nose. Normally the lacrimal duct carries tears into the nasal passage. On the weirder side, there's a guy who can pass a popcorn seed all the way through this passage and out his eye. It was a Ripley's Believe It Or Not thing. His name is Bryce "The Govna" Graves.

[@DickOnArk]

My sister can plug her nose and blow bubbles in her eye

[@msgoblue71]

I am not the smartest, but suddenly I feel so smart. You make so many people's day. Thanks, Nikko. 💙

[@edrakulic]

​@Neko seek 😢

[@Sassy3825]

Always funny AF Nikko! Thank you Mr. Editor for the excellent edits 😂

[@JulieParker-z4i]

Thanks!

[@Bell_..]

The pizza upside down is the most tragic event to happen when it’s 4am and you are a bit 🥂🥴

[@flower4melissa]

You’re so entertaining to watch. You make these vids fun to watch!

[@nikkoortizshorts]

They really are 😂 what was your favourite moment?

[@SingSavageSoul7325]

My Bro. 😂😂😂😂 NAVY “X-games” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@reberi]

This week I was invited to a metalisch concert. I wanted to dress appropriately and do some gothic make-up and so I painted my eye lines red. With a lip liner. I didn't know it hurts like crazy. I tried to wash it out, but I had watery eyes the whole evening. Real goth though. 🥴 It was no instant regret, but a slow regret since the burning just kept getting progressively worse.

[@amandadelrio7113]

Yay! I saw a cat yeet into the tub, a Ford mustang owner catch a case, & heard my favorite giggles....r u sure this wasn't a documentary on my week? 😆 excellent video yo 😁

[@Ima_sniperrr-Louisianacowgirl]

Thanks brother brother for the laugh and video Nikko you da bestest, and never fail to make the day better keep sendin it with the fantastic work 😂❤🤘

[@nikkoortizshorts]

🙌🙌 yesss what was your favourite instant regret?

[@Ima_sniperrr-Louisianacowgirl]

​@@nikkoortizshorts damn I can't choose but either 6:44 or with the horse because tbh that has also already happened to me 😂🤦‍♀️

[@reelnmanglergilly4856]

Slides while chillin. Crocs on the boat. Boots for literally anything else… Nikko ur dope af bro. Shoutout from NM

[@tommy_t684]

2:24 I was *not* expecting a Dankula appearance

[@mamamichellegist]

you are PUMPIN out the content dude! yessssssssss

[@SamlSchulze1104]

I swear every Nikko video is a laugh challenge. I lost on the bungee cord guy.

[@MiniSuperGoog]

Yo Nikko, I have been at my lowest for weeks but Ik I can always count on your vids to cheer me up, I love your vids, keep up the good work man!

[@poodlenoodlesoup1]

0:55 the bridge will tell you how tall it is. Just gotta know how tall your truck is

[@Amy15573]

Loving the reactions!! Show me how I'm supposed to swing again😂

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Another demo needed 😂

[@Amy15573]

@@Neko_seek-somefurry Thanks!!😊

[@ghhfhgc2374]

This video just cheered me up after barely not making my freshman golf tryouts at my highschool.

[@billfancher4562]

"Hey do you like guacamole"? Love the bunk bed one 😂

[@jimlucas7978]

happy to see you upload nikko just got done crawling around the sewers for 6 hours

[@nikkoortizshorts]

That sounds rough 😅

[@Bad_larson]

Nikko keep up the funny content!! Im ready for tonight’s stream.

[@nikkoortizshorts]

He will never stop 😂

[@ZNB-co7ge]

oh my lord the pains are so recognizable its scary

[@joebidome425]

tf... COUNT DANKULA???!!!😂😂😂 i love that tho "in the business we call this foreshadowing"

[@jasb854]

Ahhh looking forward to watching this once I get home from work !! Nikko is the best heehee

[@nikkoortizshorts]

It’s too much 😂

[@ROUSH-01]

Nikko regrets watching these tik toks, the viewers definitely do not regret watching nikko.

[@Aprilzolnierczyk-qk5nu]

Hilarious, I love your videos and keep doing what you do Honestly you're great at what you do this is the best Channel I've ever seen, keep it up we love the good work!!!!😃😃😃😃😃😂😂😂😂 P.s Nikko drop your merch link

[@Ethan-fh9cg]

Do more instant regret military tiktoks there funny asf nikko

[@nikkoortizshorts]

They are so good 😅

[@FloridaGuy90000]

YOOO WHAT IS UP NIKKO!!! A GOOD GOD DAMN VIDEO TO END A GOOD GOD DAMN DAY! WOOOOHOOOOOO

[@Conorkinsella]

I swear Nikko should be a comedian he's so funny !!!!!!

[@ginger_puff]

He don't even know L ups man. 😂 Hilarious as always. When we gonna see another shark?? 🦈

[@Jensen1b7]

There are so, REGRET AND DUMB at the same time. it’s amazing!

[@medicalhusky1116]

My biggest regret this week, got drunk on my birthday, decided to jog back to a house, and twisted my ankle while running

[@zarajhudiel]

Depends on where we're going or what are we gonna do. Going to the mall, buying groceries, and beach/vacation trips - flip-flops. Attending occasions or church - shoes.

[@amandadelrio7113]

Oh snap boss! I will definitely watch this after work

[@mariedockery1126]

funny af mamacita!

[@lebronjames12427]

Yoo Nikko love the fail vids 😂😂❤

[@wolfie7367]

Yay I always love when Nikko uploads

[@AmericanIdiotPolitics]

same

[@paranrmlgrl]

I know this vid is old, but this past week I was doing box jumps at the gym. Hit my toes, fell face first into the concrete floor, couldn’t put my hands down, smashed forehead first into the ground, instant concussion 😂❤

[@DAZED_VII]

Fuggin love your channel, dude. All your content is just peak ⛰️

[@Sheluv_jay7212]

Love your videos and you make my day better every day

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Yessss! Which was your favourite?

[@tylerreed8648]

ok trying to grind on that bar and he hits his nuts? OUCH and that box truck is too tall for that bridge great video niiko you ROCK

[@annakrenek5131]

chef's kiss for the edits on this video

[@oxide9679]

7:38 "Dont pull out! Dont pull out!" Nikko be sounding like my girlfriend with a breeding fetish. 🤣

[@tornado_man_4078]

Lesss gooo! Love this series! can’t wait to watch!

[@nikkoortizshorts]

It’s so good !

[@ryonatimefun7814]

For trucks and bridges the bridge height is usually on a sign well before the bridge, and the trailers have their height on a corner that is visible in your driver side mirror, every trailer I used to work with was 13 feet 6 inches and I’ve never had any bridge problems

[@sondraisom3231]

Okay...as a Crocs owner and lover I will agree with Nikko they are not shoes. However I don't count them as slides sorry. 😂 Anyways love the content

[@clairefortier9738]

Gawd I love Niko’s commentary 🤣

[@jenniferhall5508]

At 0:57, I know where at is recorded at, I live nearby there and it is notorious for can opening trucks. They actually had to raise it at one point because it kept happening

[@FleetwoodCaddy59]

Bridges have the height posted and the truck driver knows how high his truck is. How do you not know and understand that,it’s a very simple thing to comprehend.

[@zsoltfalusi8557]

4:41 when its summer and i don't want my feet to burn in my shoe and risk to get an ingrown toenail, then i wear sandals, they are much better then slippers

[@maryjane4432]

I wear flip flops all the time unless it’s cold in my house then I wear slippers

[@JORO9]

Nikko that bridge is in Durham, North Carolina and that has happened several times before it is so funny.

[@mariedockery1126]

aw well...no nikko reply today. lol! prolly need a break from this bunch! 😂😂

[@mclanematthews1684]

"house shoes" So slides specifically made for inside 🤣

[@IdiotWelder]

I fuckin love your videos nikko, you make them hilarious as hell, especially the shorts you post bro

[@guadalupeibarra5657]

"Moan it out" I literally thought I was the only one 😂😂 no matter how hurt I am it's gonna sound like a moan 😭😂 Great video as always 🫶🏼🫶🏼

[@nikkoortizshorts]

For real 😂

[@causticdeagle]

most 26' box trucks like the one on 0:50 are on average 13' 6" high, some are shorter but generally they are over 13' high

[@NachtjagerVII]

Nikko, all the driver needs to know is how tall his truck is, almost all bridges have a sign that tells you how much clearance it has. Its usually bright yellow with big bold numbers.

[@finnscribner363]

5:01 complete agreement with Nikko in the segment

[@Ross2375]

I’m about to bust these videos are the best keep them up Nikko

[@caydensheehan702]

I love you Nikko ❤

[@Dinnerjr]

0:51 The bridge clearly states how high the gap is, just measure your truck and you're golden

[@kurtjunkersfeld6074]

That third clip looked like a plasma cutting table or a CNC table. I would think that anything that's gotta be transported on a rollback like that is not something you want to be anywhere near when it uncontrollably departs from where it was.

[@T_Griff]

I used to wear slides but now i wear crocs. Slides were just easy when i had to go quickly do something outside or quickly running to soccer practice and change into clears

[@Wartactics178]

Absolutely hilarious, keep it up nikko

[@michaelfairchild]

That bridge is famous for people crashing into it. There is even camera specially mounted pointing there for that exact reason.

[@Echristoffe]

Slippers are good when you want to be in your porch. And crocs are good to take out trash.

[@baraokeleto157]

Nikko feels like 2014 true youtuber vibes man

[@Braisedin]

I love my life in flip flops. I lived on the coast for years and it's the only acceptable shoe form for a quick trip to the bar.

[@roymuerlunos2426]

I want to see Nikko and Eli fight about slippers vs shoes on the next Unsubscribe lmao

[@Scottagious]

I think tennis shoes are the G.O.A.T.! Love the content Nikko!

[@nikkoortizshorts]

They are 😂

[@Scottagious]

Everything else sucks

[@PP0chED_L1VER-vh4mk]

4:42 SHOES ALL THE WAY I ain't no dumby

[@andrewcox4654]

1:38 nah pause what was that😂🤣

[@Sigamole]

Nikko with the drippy black multicam pants!!!

[@antoniosgs63]

Love your videos and these are super funny

[@Epok97]

I’ll wear pantunflas sometimes but you ain’t ever, ever, ever gonna catch me in chanclas.

[@FishGuyCharlie]

9:19 bro’s the Allstate guy

[@yogawithkatharine]

It’s the giant bird for me 😂

[@nikkoortizshorts]

That was too much 😂

[@mariedockery1126]

kath don't reply to yourself! 😂😂😂

[@themoreonreviews]

Was having a shitty day. Not any more! thanks brother!

[@mariedockery1126]

The thing I regret doing this week was eating crab soup. I puked for a night!

[@sgtscrapps7341]

i told ya! but you hadda try it!

[@micc_armybrat2523]

NOOOOO! Food poisoning SUCKS!!

[@mariedockery1126]

@@micc_armybrat2523 For real brat...i wanted to DIE!

[@mrclean7634]

flip flops are so nice if your just walking around or at the beach if your doing sports or your doing anything physical shoes all the way

[@chasewilliamson4342]

I'm a truck driver I haul cars and I have a measuring stick to check my height, and I know where to and where not to drive for bridge height so yes big ass measuring stick! PS love the videos!

[@johncostello6006]

Nikko... Most bridges have signs saying their minimum height lol if you're driving a truck, you should know how tall the truck is 😂

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Facts 😂

[@madtabby66]

Math is hard.

[@daltonmc420]

well this week my birthday was on Monday and someone said "happy birthday" and i said "you too!" UGHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@ugetnogirls]

Hey I just wanna let you know I love your vids and want you to keep it up

[@ugetnogirls]

What do I do?

[@cyclone8974]

1:01 you could read the sign that says what the maximum clearance is.

[@jls3675]

Slides around the house only. Have to have shoes outside so your ready for whatever.

[@CosmicLvL144]

Getting mascara in the eyes, moisturizer or face oil..hurts so bad. It's worse than sweat. The oil makes a film on your eyeball that doesn't go away for a while unless you tear up or use eyedrops. I can't imagine that white liquid eyeliner in the tear duct. 😬

[@ECMusic1717]

Sandals are better for chilling at home or going to the beach, shoes are for everything else

[@shelbyortiz94997]

I wear shoes EVERYWHERE just in case anything happens i can run..you can't run in flip-flops

[@EricLing64]

I wear slippers, but only if I'm pretty sure I'm not doing anything that may need shoe grip. It's hot out here in Las Vegas, plus everyone is always super casual anyways.

[@BlackWhirlwindSett]

When I'm out fishing I wear diving booties. They zip up, and have mad rubber for traction and feel like I'm not wearing shoes.

[@DavidMoreno-vk8yt]

The only reason that I have anything other than shoes like sandals is because they were gifted to me.

[@richardchadwick2936]

I will spar you Niko! Crocs are securable to the heel, making them much more shoe-like than slide-like!

[@tylergehringer8560]

@Nikko Ortiz Your tear duct in your eye connects with your nasal cavity which is why if you've ever cried really hard your nose clogs up

[@weasegaming4667]

Guess count me in the slides/sandals. I wear my camo crocs on the daily after work

[@cadensmith1220]

I love this mans energy

[@nikkoortizshorts]

He has the most energy 😂

[@marktenhonsel3879]

Him dissing crocs also him forgetting that they have sports mode

[@rowanmiller4088]

Niko the funniest thing is semi drivers actually do have a big ass measuring stick and the have to check most bidges