Dungeons & Dragons Drinks | How to Drink

[@howtodrink]

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[@lamanto7464]

D&Drinks

[@EmmettTheGoon]

I'll be watching the stream! So excited! Goodluck with 5e. Can I paint your minis? Lol have fun.

[@williamings773]

My man, you need a proper Crown Royal bag for those dice. It is the classic.

[@Armorcreations1]

4d6 drop lowest -1 point dm choice +1 players choice

[@maazsarkar8673]

Holy fuck yaaa

[@Muninnswake]

i love how he feels like D&D is what outs him as a nerd.

[@CaptIronfoundersson]

I know, right? Like it wasn't glaringly obvious already.

[@franzfanz]

@@CaptIronfoundersson Yeah, not at all I thought Greg was a classic jock until today.

[@sasukeuchiha998]

These days, it's when people notice you watch hentai is when people are like "Oh, he's a nerd."

[@ccarello1]

Lolololol

[@demoneon9527]

sasukeuchiha998 oh god I’m a neeeerrrrrddd

[@Shadow.Darkraven]

you should do an RNDrink where you select ingredients by rolling for them

[@lanceyoungblood9267]

An alchohol, a juice or soda, and a garnish. Fireball whiskey, orange juice, nutmeg= the wtf

[@lukeandrews4170]

Shadow Darkraven this could go horribly right

[@ahtikai]

@@lukeandrews4170 Threat or a possibility?

[@keeprockin69]

Yeeeeeeesss

[@the_rune_raven2253]

If he made a couple of these it could be a very funny video, or he could basically make garbage in a martini glass

[@megarubberchickens]

surprised there was no home-brewing jokes make anytime during the making of the drinks

[@christofferhougaard]

No homebrews were harmed in thr making of this video.

[@ciarfah]

He's actually a RAW fanatic

[@retosius7962]

that's, that's actually a little sad. wasted potential.

[@theinfamousmrmeow]

@@ciarfah Underrated, here's +1 Inspiration

[@ARatherDapperTapir]

@@ciarfah definitely still a lot of fun to be had within the written rules

[@UNTHESUNTHESUNTHES]

"I have this 3 liter cask. You don't need one, its just for presentation." Translation "I have this 3 liter cask. You don't need one, I just like it"

[@orenmontgomery8250]

Translation: I have a 3 liter cask and you don't... I'm cooler than you.

[@johnleon7300]

"Played Grey Knights...no anti-tank weapons [long sigh] no anti-tank weapons." I am both laughing and crying along with you.

[@Darqshadow]

Grey Knight: We can't kill the damn tank Emps: kill that deamon then *points to deamon prince* GK: But that's a tank! Why can't you kill it? Emps: I'm stuck on this damn throne with one and a half arms gone!

[@Reddotzebra]

You just need to convince Kaldor Draigo to spit that darn sun back out at it.

[@Mellion555]

"We didnt have potions, when we played." Oh, your poor healer...

[@sr.l8366]

One time when I was in a session, somebody brought this new guy who was our main support. When we were ready to leave town to go on with our adventure, I said:"Before we go I need to buy some potions" and the guy hugged me and didn't let go for the rest of the game

[@destinybond884]

@@sr.l8366 as a usual healer/cleric by choice I cannot stress this enough that was the best thing you can do, sometimes we will run out of spells, or run low, and when that happens that is the best thing to happen besides healer kits if you have the healer feat. lesson: LET THE CLERIC/HEALER PLAY

[@christopherabbott3484]

I used to play back during 3.5 as a druid. No-one else in the party played something with healing. Just so they could heal me, I took craft potion and made my potions. If I got below 0 they would take one off my person and force it down my gullet.

[@masoncray9815]

I'm the main healer in my party but we have another Druid a level lower than me

[@dragonlvr069]

@@sr.l8366 One of my favored characters was a dwarf cleric (of Mord or course) who had this phrase of "I can't heal ya unless yer injured". My regular GM on one of the games decided to have a little fun at the other players expense and gifted this character a +3 war hammer of healing so that when ever I would use that phrase I'd raise that hammer towards the person. The GM later put limits on it as it worked just a little too well against undead.

[@ObiTrev]

Greg needs two things: *1.* A Dice Tower that doubles as a tumbler glass *2.* 20 sided ice cubes

[@tankdempsey9546]

Y E S

[@biancabrooks280]

I have a d20 ice ball ice mold.

[@bruceelgin2083]

@@biancabrooks280 my players would seriously mug you for that! Guess I'm off to the internet to look for one!

[@captobvious9596]

@@bruceelgin2083 Lootcrate had a few left on their loot vault site

[@bruceelgin2083]

@@captobvious9596 Thank you! I will go there!

[@ryanflynn847]

Greg: *slaps dice down and asks if I'm ready to roll* My arousal: *sharply inclines*

[@chavezellis1253]

bish… same

[@mr.signman5099]

I be drooling for this man

[@elcatrinc1996]

This guy is not only a barman, a lumberjack, he was also goth and enjoys D&D and videogames, he's like the combination of all those cool uncles we had

[@Ixarus6713]

The ultimate uncle! 😲

[@Darqshadow]

Not just that. He's also a Space Wolf enthusiast

[@haydenverriour1144]

Please be my uncle Greg

[@averylividmoose3599]

"Okay now we're gonna roll a D20 to see how many shots of vodka are going in." *Gets a 20* "Well shit.."

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

Pro tip: Roll a d4 instead d10 if you're trying to get blasted

[@sampzi]

Roll 1 and you'll be called a coward 🤣

[@negimaaddict742]

Crits mean double damage

[@JapiePapi]

Or roll a d20 to see if it's going in, beer is a d4 damage, wine d6, rum and whisky d8 etc. Then fill it with the appropriate amount (cans, glugs, shots) and work through your alcohol cabinet

[@shashankiyer5751]

@@JapiePapi Holy shit, ok I have found a way to get my friends into DnD

[@dreamingwolf8382]

40k you say? How about making a drink called ‘The Emperor Protects’ I’d say whiskey-based cocktail?

[@acolytetojippity]

Amasec or Tanith Sacra. Amasec is described as a fortified wine, so maybe a brandy/cognac heavy cocktail. and Sacra is not really well described, beyond being rare and difficult to make, with the true knowledge only really being found among the First and Only.

[@tattletail9720]

rotten fruit in a golden cup... your corpse emperor can not save you.

[@Bakademic]

Fenrisian Ale?

[@dreamingwolf8382]

Maybe Ork-ish blood Meade Call it ‘Red ones go faster’

[@alphariusomegon2979]

acolytetojippity fortified wine, the imperial fists wine of choice.

[@ArinThemb0]

Greg is talking about the M O U T H F E E L On a DnD episode, a crossover I desperately needed

[@seignee]

holy shit HER IMPACT IS IMMENSE

[@magicrainbowkitties1023]

Our queen's influence has no bounds truly

[@Corvidae65]

"You have to remove the bung from the bung-hole" ...And release CORNHOLIO!!!

[@GrizzAxxemann]

Are you threatening me?

[@thehellfirewolf13]

You are an asshole. Do you know how old you just made me feel?

[@Cionaoith]

You are now on a quest to bring TP.

[@GrizzAxxemann]

@@thehellfirewolf13 not as old as I feel, I hope. My ID says I'm 40, I still think I'm 23, my body feels like I'm 90, and Wifey says I behave like I'm 12!

[@VidGamer123]

Lake Tititcaca! Hm hm heh!

[@Bluebelle51]

Greg: Garnish with some nutmeg *Townsends and Son enters the chat*

[@amiraweeks]

Oh man this takes me back to the magic themed drink my friends made called the Wizard, which consisted of: 1 shot Amaretto 1 shot cherry moonshine 3 moonshine cherries And the rest is coca cola. D&D nights got much more interesting after that

[@angelwhispers2060]

I can imagine later when cell phones with cameras existed you were all very glad that they didn't exist during those game nights ;)

[@bardofboars7226]

Should have added fireball for the joke

[@armorfrogentertainment]

that sounds decent

[@brycevo]

This actually works very well for me and my friends, seeing how we watch How To Drink to make drinks for our DnD nights. Thank you

[@brycevo]

Thank you for the ❤️ and the amazing drinks! Fair travels to you, barrel rider

[@landphil7535]

Braggot is a style of beer with a large quantity of honey as a sugaring agent. Braggot is a beer not a mead. It's kind of half and half.

[@thehellfirewolf13]

If you have the patience to make your own alcohol, i'd recommend the Fae Wine made by City Stedding Brews. Before anyone freaks, you can BREW your own booze you just can't legally DISTILL without a licence. Beer, wine and mead are legal to make in the home.

[@punklover99]

Drinks for d&d usually just result in MTN dew and zero calorie energy drinks

[@zoebaz6969]

Potion of healing as a drink would 100% be campari and fernet branca. Bitter, herbal and bright friggin' red. Potion of invulnerability is sierra tequila.

[@schluebenschlaucher1130]

I love how dnd is getting more and more popular

[@carlsmith4568]

I tried it out with my friends that like it a few days ago... Didn’t like it at all.

[@schluebenschlaucher1130]

@@carlsmith4568 what went wrong?

[@sleep4425]

@@carlsmith4568 I feel that. Our GM decided that she didn't want me to have any fun at all during our sessions. She openly admitted to it when I confronted her down the line to work things out. It was my first time ever playing dnd and she wouldn't let me switch classes at level 3 or 4, can't remember which.. but whatever, her overall actions turned me off to the game entirely. After wasting 8+ sessions of being directly targeted by the GM and made fun of by her friends both in and out of character, the mere thought of playing it again always makes me cringe.

[@karifuko]

@@sleep4425 Dang, I feel that. The first session for me was a bust too. Impatient GM who didn't want to teach me anything while doing my first session and I felt so out of it and just left after the first session. Thankfully found another GM and another party who is much more patient and fun and willing to teach me more. Hoping to even GM one day in the future with a customised campaign too. TL;DR: There will always be bad people, but they don't make the game bad. Just keep trying until you find the right group of people who will support you. :)

[@moralityisnotsubjective5]

@@karifuko I second this. I once had to deal with the nastiest killer GM who bullied players he didn't like and tried constantly to kill their characters. Then once he felt he'd had his fun he got the half of the group he liked to vote out the half he didn't. Soon after I heard he'd run off to California. So basically he ruined our group for shits and giggles. There are always those kinds of people sadly. Just find a decent, friendly group of people and try again, A good gaming experience is a wonderful thing. Don't let the douchebags ruin things for you.

[@christophergregory1205]

*awkward walk-in* "You guys ready to roll?" I laughed way harder at that than I should have 😂

[@MRwho35]

''I played Space Wolves, I didn't really know what I was doing.'' You were doing everything right though.

[@Darqshadow]

For The All father!

[@steampunker7]

"And we're going to top this with some nutmeg...."

[@MrSplic3r]

Binging With Babish: Is it freshly grated?

[@calebarchambault9706]

i could hear it in James voice too.

[@thedepartmentofvillainy]

I may have laughed my drink out of my nose to this comment

[@grimnirulfbrand1491]

The crossover I didn't know I needed

[@Isopherus]

Gotta put some nutmeg with your nutmeg. JT&S

[@dreamingwolf8382]

*garnishes with nutmeg* Ah- I see you’ve been watching Townsend again ...

[@prestobizmal]

dreamingwolf8382 a Colab for the ages

[@prestobizmal]

Of course then the video would somehow end up being 4 hours long

[@dreamingwolf8382]

Pstone I’m definitely on board with this new alcoholic documentary slash decent into historical anachronisms.

[@river7874]

@@prestobizmal You say that like that's a bad thing. Lol

[@blueshard4632]

He gave it a heart... I would guess you are correct

[@Kannon93]

"It's a collaborative improvisational acting troupe with rules to determine the outcomes of given actions." Probably the best description of DnD and Tabletop RPG's I've ever heard. Good Job.

[@VisonsofFalseTruths]

“Hibiscus tea is a lovely pink color...” -pours a blood red liquid-

[@dirttrackart]

Sounds like we've found a Healing Potion

[@darrianweathington1923]

Should've never told me you know about 40k Greg, now i can start spamming *"Amasec"* MAKE AMASAC

[@howtodrink]

But what do you think it is? Sources sometimes indicate grain based, sometimes grape.

[@darrianweathington1923]

​@@howtodrink well a distilled wine... so probably grapes, but since its 40k, exotic grapes from other countries?

[@darrianweathington1923]

*i was so distracted that you said grey knights, that i forgot you said space wolves too, so in honor of the space wolves you could make Fenrisian Ale, a alcoholic drink so strong that its toxic to normal humans... so extra strength moonshine, or 3 times stronger than Romulan ale is supposed to be*

[@retosius7962]

@@darrianweathington1923 *yes*

[@Reddotzebra]

@@howtodrink I would say it's the same as Recaff. In other words: "Whatever grows on this planet that contains easily extracted caffeinoids." Which would then translate to: "Can we ferment this stuff? If so that's Amasec!"

[@finerz321]

“Huh, Greg plays 40k?” **frantically searches for cocktails from the 40k universe**

[@alexanderoxford-bellah1135]

Sacra, from Tanith, perhaps

[@Mr_Catastr0phe]

Someone in another comment chain mentioned making Amasec using Brandy or different fortified liquors, could be a good one.

[@captainl-ron4068]

Mac Millan have you no huWolves?

[@macmillan2805]

@@captainl-ron4068 What in the Wolf did ya just howling' say about me?

[@JB-xl2jc]

Start with blood and strain it through a throne of skulls. That’s it, that’s the drink. Serve to Khorne.

[@ZanraiKid]

Called this episode months out. And I have a session tonight. TIMING. IS. PERFECT.

[@faeryb0mb]

if there's a prostitute/stripper character make sure they beat out any anthro lizzards. (may or may not be inspired by a true event while playing)

[@ZanraiKid]

Update on the session: In the main campaign, my Air Genasi Fighter was chloroformed by a dragon cultist and had a memory of an arena match he saw a decade ago as a one-shot. One of the Fighters was my 6’11”, 375lbs Dragonborn Paladin, Dolri, who moonlights as a Gladiator names Wicked Blue and fights like a foreign wrestling heel. He was along with my friend’s Tortle Fighter and a Goliath Paladin. So, squad of absolute units. The arena show ended with the Goliath and I trading Lay On Hands to save each other from death. On 1 HP, my Paladin flanked with the Goliath Paladin, we both cast Thunderous Smite, and with a combo of my Hunter’s Mark, the lightning reverberated and burst a Gelatinous Cube like a speaker overloaded with bass. As the cube exploded, Dolri acknowledged he was a good guy in Silverymoon, and left having made two new friends. Meanwhile, Tomera the Air Genasi also got to see a memory of his boyfriend Andrew and the man who later ruined his life. So, FULL NIGHT.

[@wolfsden6479]

@@ZanraiKid sound like a perfect night, my nerdy friend. Gotta love d and d.

[@zachrobledo2252]

You should do skyrim/elder scrolls drinks/potions Black Briar Mead, Skooma, stamina potion, etc

[@syxpaths5809]

Zach Robledo good god I have been asking for Skooma forever

[@zachrobledo2252]

Mark Renkal don’t worry, I’ve been asking for a lord of the rings special on binging with babish for about two years now lol

[@l0rrow288]

black briar? pffff- honningbrew!

[@resistantjeans6887]

anyone who goes straight to skyrim, implying skyrim is the only game in the elderscrolls, doesnt deserve a skooma potion.

[@negljbreakergaming]

Always thought the "white gold tower" sounded delicious

[@lucasbarker4229]

Let's be honest, Greg would be such a committed and enthusiastic DM 👌🏻

[@jamesbalzer3412]

Yknow what would be cool, if you made a drink for every DnD class? It could even be a 2 or 3 parter!? Eh!?

[@HeraldHealer]

Please

[@trombonedrama]

Yes please

[@Rodrik18]

Barbarian would be a Stuntman Shot: Snort a line of salt Take a shot of the LOWEST quality tequila you can find. Squeeze lime juice in your eye Get another person to slap you. Ta-dah

[@jamesbalzer3412]

@@Rodrik18 I like it. Even better if you drink it while wearing a fur-lined speedo (or bikini for the ladies) and carry a greataxe. Talking like Arnold Schwarzenegger is a must.

[@ayf449]

@@jamesbalzer3412 Sorry wot.. fur lined..? Like fur on the outside or inside..? or just on the edges..? O.O

[@Not_Ciel]

Literally didn’t even think about getting a small cask to serve drinks in at D&D. That’s an amazing idea!

[@joekunedo]

No need to use literally there.

[@eoghanmyers2330]

@@joekunedo also no need for you to comment

[@nightnight6795]

@@joekunedo So suck on those eggs

[@MW-qt9ts]

It will always devolve into bunghole jokes.

[@ManOfArron0]

Me: sees him come out with the manual and dms guide Also me: the sacred texts

[@Joe-uz5fu]

This is how it starts. This time next year, he's guest starring on Critical Role

[@JohnnySnappleseed]

We can only hope

[@tombuchborn]

Joe Diaz If he doesn't play a drunkard booze academic I will riot

[@cedriknilsson5445]

@@tombuchborn Drunken Monk

[@ctroyer99]

I bought my first set of dice and the DnD starter set the day this video came out and it seems like everywhere I look people are playing or talking about DnD and it's pretty damn cool

[@EldurThePaladin]

This was the first episode of HTD I ever watched, after it showed up in my Recommended, and it's still one of my favorite episodes to come back to and watch again.

[@BornofIron]

No one: Greg: Yeah I played some 40k. 40k Fans: *Slaanesh Murdergasm Screeching*

[@av0-cad03]

How dare you suggest the followers of Greg be grotesque heretics that would worship a being as vile as Slaanesh?!

[@DiggingForFacts]

*revs chainsword with righteous fury*

[@sparky31st]

*Prepares to convert you to the greater good*

[@thedepartmentofvillainy]

RUM FOR THE RUMGOD

[@00784865]

How dare you? Us Imperials can enjoy some drinks too. Fucking cultists, always making it about them.

[@Jannis-oy6co]

I don't even like alcohol, but for some reason I can't stop watching your show

[@leeflesher3688]

That’s me too!

[@Imsleepeebruh]

Fucking same here bro

[@Kitty_kisses97]

slo-mo liquid shots make like half of this entire show the rest is just greg and how goofy and loveable he is about drinks

[@Jannis-oy6co]

@@Kitty_kisses97 That is 100 percent true ^^

[@blackdaisy123]

love that youve included something non-alcoholic! definitely going to attempt the Kobold Cooler

[@jibm37]

I subbed for many reasons, if i could sub twice from everything you said in the opening, and then the 40k bit on top? how do you not have a billion subs, like, honestly. 40k drink when?

[@howtodrink]

Just shot Fenrisian ale. Not sure exactly when it’ll make it to youtube but it’s coming

[@faceless2302]

@@howtodrink thank the Emperor

[@nuregator]

My guy let me tell u, I typically don’t comment on KZbin videos. BUT. I made the kobold drink for my crew (bc one of my team mates is sensitive to alcohol) And it was a hUGE HIT IT WAS SO GOOD. Everyone absolutely loved it. Thank you my guy, from all of my crew & DM

[@SergeantSphynx]

Greg: Mentions Dragonstrike Me: Oh God, that VHS Greg: shows clips from that VHS Now I need to try and forget that VHS all over again

[@bardofboars7226]

Never heard of it

[@Eric-sy1xu]

_"In this episode of How To Drink, we have a special guest of_ *_a b u n c h o ' f u c k i n n e r d s_*_ "_ (I moderator for a Warhammer lore forum I'm only teasing :p)

[@calebnation7797]

I’ll call anyone who plays D&D a nerd, but also, I’m running 2 games rn

[@EbonFang_92]

Think he'll try his hand at Fenrisian Mjod? we'd only be able to take the light stuff

[@thechosenbeastdoesgames956]

Being a nerd isn’t even bad anymore. Embrace the nerdification

[@KitKatWiffleBallBat]

Yeah. I've literally been called need a million times. (Yes, literally. I've counted, don't even try to question that, your only embarrassing yourself. Shut up. I love you, but shut up.) Anytime I'm called out on being nerdy, I actually thank people for recognizing a part of me.

[@granis24]

Greg, have you seen the DnD Cocktail book Gnimsh&Gnumsh’s Book of Marvelous Mixtures? It’s on Kickstarter and will be shipped in December, Can’t wait til I get mine!!

[@velvetblood5441]

I watched this a day after my last D&D session, i also paused the video and screamed with joy. I put this in a playlist and was randomly watching videos, im so glad i came across this.

[@cptcosmo]

I still have all of my 2nd Edition Advanced Dungeons & Dragons books, and every dungeon module TSR ever produced. Too bad I no longer have anyone I know that plays. I'm a DM without players. Sucks.

[@kingninja4977]

Yo, you use Discord?

[@kingninja4977]

Mind's donacdum#8603

[@LuckySevenSamson]

"You guys ready to roll?" Greg... YES WE ARE.

[@MrGhjkl63]

Now me and the party can get thoroughly sauced while we murderhobo to spite our DM

[@VivecSaintofJoy]

But think of all the DM braincell lives you will end!

[@chrismanuel9768]

MURDERHOBO HIS BRAIN CELLS

[@SpaceMotorist]

Can there be a D&D HTD meet up thing? I never played, but I've seen a ton of it. Likes count as petition signatures, for this idea.

[@nevanV12]

Just recently discovered your videos. I love them a lot, most especially with the Cowboy Bebop video. Your presentation shares the same vibe/ambiance with Critical Role's Between the Sheets Series. While the show format is different, maybe it's the jazz and the alcohol that gives me the same vibe. Keep up the great content man.

[@clau_notdoctor]

You definitely have to make some World of Darkness drinks!!! Blood drinks, fifth essence and rage drinks. It would be awesome!

[@Anangryviking]

"I played a lot of Warhammer Fourty Thousand" *Confused 40K noises*

[@thedepartmentofvillainy]

*screams in tau*

[@salamanderx12]

For The Emperor!

[@popfizzdan0167]

BOLTERS BROTHERS :3

[@fergusconnor7476]

Burn the heretic!

[@variable5566]

Extra nnnnnerd points: I was painting Warhammer 40K minis while watching this video.

[@MrWahotts]

Lol, I was planning my session for this weeks game. DND 5e.

[@leosaffron222]

Greg you’re the man. You keep nerding and drinking and singing. This is what we are here for

[@Spacialvekter]

A very rare case where you're featuring something I've actually tried before - Viking Blod is good shit.

[@michaelwhaley570]

"Hard to find commercially available braggots..." Me, in Oregon, works at a restaurant with 36 taps, a company specializing in braggots had a tap takeover a few months ago.

[@a-cell4564]

Michael Whaley Us Oregonians have it so lucky. All of the craft breweries in our state, man, I live less than 4 miles from the Rouge Brewery in Newport. Great restaurant too.

[@Lankee-y]

I was gonna have dnd on Friday and drinking on saturday but I could totally pull of combining them after this :D

[@Wolfman-wt5ep]

Drunk dnd is rather fun when your party is chaotic evil

[@squaresoft01]

I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "thousand" when referring for 40k

[@ryandekwaadsteniet7501]

squaresoft01 he’s that OG...

[@TheTenacousD]

@@ryandekwaadsteniet7501 or he's just never played

[@red00dragon42]

@@TheTenacousD he did play... were you even listening?

[@TheTenacousD]

@@red00dragon42 because everything you hear on the internet is true

[@red00dragon42]

@@TheTenacousD IT doesn't mean everything on the net is False, Pongo.

[@jaredb2252]

SONS OF FENRIS RISE FOR RUSS AND THE ALLFATHER!

[@howtodrink]

Whats that "ale" they make with their blood all mixed in to drink before battle? also yes, obligatory LE-MAN RUSSSSSS

[@acolytetojippity]

@@howtodrink ...that sounds like the Vaulderie from VtM. Praise Caine!

[@TheH4V0C]

@@howtodrink You're thinking of "Mjod", basically alcoholic jet fuel

[@techno_tuna]

DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!

[@gso619]

@@techno_tuna The phrase "false emperor" implies there's a correct emperor, so in any case there IS a god-emperor. Checkmate, heretics.

[@AntiTheory]

No one: Absolutely no one: Greg: "That's a bung, and that's a bunghole."

[@aphelion4616]

And Cornholio needs TP for it!!!

[@SayuriMiki]

Did this man just casually admit to playing Wraith: the Oblivion? I've never seen such a bigger TTRPG flex thrown down so casually, what an immense and chaotic energy this man has. I'll subscribe.

[@OneMindSyndicate]

Alright im creating a 40 Facts on the cocktails of 40K this week just for you Greg. Lets get your spin on the grim dark cocktail of to 41st millennium

[@SOLAR_WRATH]

OneMindSyndicate YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH

[@vareeshordo5204]

Why did I read "MILD EARTHY SWEET" as 'Middle Earthy Sweat'?

[@LycanBre]

Made with real Fellowship sweat!

[@505DGuy]

Mmmmhh needs more Hobbit juice

[@lillythepone2994]

I like how he included something for the kiddos. Very epic of you HTD

[@KurokasaiX]

Oh my goodness watching the whole process is mouth watering. And I love the attention to detail, the interesting facts and all that!

[@adamreever7054]

Sam Adams used to make a Braggot called “Honey Queen” which was widely available. Not sure if they make it anymore but it was very good.

[@SacredShiro]

Hogwarts called they have a job opening for a Potions Master

[@1014p]

Shiro there is so much content in Harry Potter for drink ideas. He did a butter beer though.

[@kingRADi88]

Our campaign parties start out as LOTR, but end up as Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Stolen from a meme, but absolutely true.

[@howtodrink]

It's so true, it's tough to avoid that

[@jacobwilson8579]

Sometimes it fun to not even try avoiding everything evolving into Run Away!, Run Away! and Tim the Enchanter

[@kingRADi88]

@@jacobwilson8579 We had a Paladin, who worshiped some god of chance. Every decision he made was left up to a coin toss. It made trying to sneak around a dungeon damn near impossible, due to him kicking down doors, and running headfirst into hoards of goblins. @howtodrink

[@joannaklose8658]

OMFG!! This was SO SO good!! Perfect for dipping over a long time, good with ice or room temperature, and made us all feel like we were playing in a real medieval tavern. Thanks for the recipe!! Excited to watch more videos.

[@badpilot1925]

I found how2drink a week or so ago, and I have to say, Greg is quickly becoming my favorite KZbinr! This video just put the nail in that coffin

[@Hartmansgrad]

A lot of Warhammer 40k you say? ...when are we getting Amasec?

[@howtodrink]

At some point, though I always figured I'd start with whatever Fabius Bile had in those syringes.

[@SleventyFive]

@@howtodrink Not sure the world is ready for such PERFECTION.

[@mavrickmike16]

Who rolled a one and accidentally killed a teammate?

[@Vespuchian]

@Michael Hinojosa I had a tpk thanks to botched rolls once, back when we used the “nat ones damage yourself” house rule. The first death was a tragedy, the second a frustration, the third a comedy, the fourth hilarious. When the fifth and last party member died by falling off a rickety bridge as he ran from everything we failed to kill before we all agreed it was the best way the game could have ended. Good times!

[@cptreech]

Yeah "Accidentally"....

[@TJ-bg4fw]

I dropped our wizard off a floating Isle on accident, cursed dice and all that

[@jackbennett6902]

I mean, does intentionally killing a member count, since a, it was out only means of escape and b, he agreed to it?

[@myshkin_7951]

I rolled 0 on a 99% success, killing myself trying to cure myself from lycantropy

[@Bluemilk92]

Flash gits, drinkin' 'umie drinks 'stead of 'da good fungus beer!

[@kennysorel]

That Community episode continues to be the best portrayal of D&D I've ever seen

[@ritchier3346]

I absolutely love these for D&D and can't wait to use them! Also when I play I usually ask my players to either point buy or roll 4d6 (dropping the lowest) depending on their comfort with rolling.

[@The-toast]

I'm shocked you don't play as a "homebrewed" Alchemist character! Watching you make drinks on this show, you might as well be an alchemist/potion maker!

[@stopthattimerave]

I'd play the hell out of a bartender alchemist!

[@TheIconicHat]

Me: "Sweet! DnD drinks!" Also Me: "Needs more Dakka..."

[@MrSplic3r]

ADD RED, GET DRUNK FASTER!

[@christianfernandez6999]

This is perfect! Now we can really role play our drunken masters, the AA meetings, and the tavern brawls.

[@kaspinet]

Okay. This one finally motivated me to subscribe after the fun of The Pan Galactic Gargleblaster, Romulan Ale and absinthe. You're rolling a twenty, my man.

[@megaslush9629]

Space wolves? Pre codex Grey knights? How Greg keeps getting cooler and cooler, I'll never know. Lovely episode as always, keep up the amazing work!!

[@mrpuddingpop1]

I didn’t know they actually served drinks in the taverns I just thought that’s where you kill the bar tender

[@ZanraiKid]

Jack Kohlruss Ok murder hobo

[@jaimegoring7266]

Nah dude, the point of taverns is to flirt with your bartender then rob everyone blind

[@nates4237]

The Adventure Zone is an amazing role playing game podcast

[@finerz321]

nate s “I seduce the man-eating plant!”

[@jameshogge8216]

Made the Tavern Ale for my game last night, excellent!

[@BradlyTheRadly]

I've learned so much information from this channel I literally love this guy

[@trishapellis]

Greg, you're probably never gonna see this anymore, but today my D&D group was having a chat and someone mentioned the White Russian and someone else went "Russians don't exist in this world, that would be a White Dragonborn" and then a conversation started about possible cocktails based on D&D races, like a White Dragonborn would have to be a slushie (the same thing but as a frozen solid ice lollie would be White Dragon) and a red dragon could have Fireball, and it reminded me of your channel. There's a lot of potential inspiration in the various races (think Drow Daiquiri as well) so Iunno, if you'd be interested, might be fun to have another D&D episode 2 years later..?

[@neondrops5746]

ok this is _magic_ , I just started getting into DnD and now this plops into my YT feed XD huzza

[@youtubuzr]

You'll like 5e. It's a good system.

[@howtodrink]

I played a 5th ed game that ran a couple years I just haven’t run it yet

[@christofferhougaard]

@@howtodrink It's amazing to DM in 5e. I think I'd prefer to DM 5e than 3.5 tbh. But I do like 3.5 still so... It's hard to say I have a favorite.

[@dashiellgillingham4579]

@Thaumaturgist 5e is simpler and easier to work with causally, 3.5 and it’s successor, Pathfinder, are more complex and let you do a lot more if you enjoy toying with the systems enough to get into it. They’ve both lasted because they’re both good and appeal to different kinds of players.

[@captainpanda5533]

Hey, Greg! The TV show/movie 'M*A*S*H' featured drinking fairly heavily; any chance of doing a 4077th-themed episode?

[@GreenLanternCorps2814]

I've tried making health and mana potion cocktails before. I know mana potions aren't a D&D thing, but they're still a fixture in fantasy. I remember my mana potions actually came out really good, health potions were just OK. Unfortunately I don't remember either recipe any more. I also tried to make them not just taste good (and strong), but fit the theme. My mana potion was slightly effervescent and I think I used some grapefruit vodka in it to give it the slight tingly/numbing effect grapefruit can have. I also put edible pearl dust in it to make it visually sparkly and magical looking. I tried to make the health potion a bit herbal and medicinal.

[@sgriggl]

huge props for the Community clips... wonderful!

[@g0urd_dude246]

The similarities between Greg and my high school chem teacher keep adding up

[@etc1495]

You should host a how to drink DnD campaign with Babish

[@barbatosmcmurderton4209]

Yessss.

[@kevinconrad6156]

I first played DnD when 'Chainmail" rules was the combat system.

[@ironmanrock1]

As someone who loves DnD/RPGs and mead, I'm glad you had both in this video.

[@bombshellblonde544]

My God I LOVE how much of a nerd you are! Your chats about White Wolf at the beginning made me soooooooo happy 😁

[@johnnyspurling1092]

"You guys ready to roll" Spits drink out laughing.

[@Anaguma79]

We always called mead with hops "frog mead."

[@thesagepilgrim4441]

Greg plays 40k confirmed, months after he drops a “They Shall Know No Fear” in the tasting notes! Give my VIII Legion heart a boon and make a “Lord of Night”? Nostramo did have deep black seas full of lolling eyeless sharks. Great excuse to whip out the squid ink! Or, as I’ve requested before... Fenrisian Ale would be pretty cool.

[@carterjanssen265]

What episode was that?

[@SovietGrazz]

I'm so glad that you revealed your nerd power level! As a fellow nerd, that just makes watching you all the better. Cheers!

[@amhrinda]

Flash Git in the tasting notes for the punch. Outstanding!