The most southern comment I've ever heard: "I went with my mom's step great-grandson."
@Mine40622 жыл бұрын
People don't get remarried in the North?
@bsdnfraje2 жыл бұрын
@@Mine4062 Nope, 'pparently not.
@glennw.45708 ай бұрын
Wrong. That's not Southern, at all. After your black friend says, "I like watermelon," would you reply, "That's the most black comment I've heard all day." ?
@Echo-hf9gq2 жыл бұрын
As someone raised in Texas and living in Nashville, I ain't tolerate no Whataburger slander
@forrestlayton74472 жыл бұрын
🙏 Amen
@drew71552 жыл бұрын
He needs to come to TX and experience it for real
@HighlanderNorth12 жыл бұрын
❓🤔❓ As someone born in North Carolina, then moved to Pennsylvania in 1980 at age 12, I've never even heard of Whataburger...... It kinda sounds like a made up TV show burger joint, like "Burger World" from Beavis and Butt-Head. Come to think of it, "Whataburger" sounds even faker than Burger World! That's it, I've convinced myself that Whataburger is completely bogus!
@jeffbehringer12622 жыл бұрын
Whataburger doesn’t seem to care anymore. I’ve eaten it all my life and my mom was from Corpus so I’m old school with it. It’s like they step on each burger now before they sell them.
@jofa68972 жыл бұрын
@@drew7155 yeah ngl its been crap ever since they sold the business. Quality is down so bad
@imbradandyouarenot2 жыл бұрын
The manager was like. "We're having a good time."
@WheelzGaming88 Жыл бұрын
*hand gesture*
@StoneColdFox172 жыл бұрын
I've never had a bad experience at Whataburger personally...could be that location. We're just gonna have to agree to disagree on this burger issue- but we're still having a good time! ✋
@geegrant8652 жыл бұрын
The thought, of having a patty melt with a side of white gravy again, fills my heart with gratitude and hope
@ivanlewellen17692 жыл бұрын
"Well this is disgusting. And I'm gonna be sick." Haha 😄!
@weibherrman2 жыл бұрын
I heard from my old Texas friends that said after the family sold Whataburger to a Chicago company the quality dipped and became less consistent
@dcole8792 жыл бұрын
It's true. Whata's Popularity among Texan raised folks has certainly declined because of it too.
@drew71552 жыл бұрын
Its true but still the best fast food burger imo
@tinaperez73932 жыл бұрын
I heard the same. When the founding family owned it it was really good. I know them btw - very kind people.
@TexasElectrician772 жыл бұрын
For the record, Whataburger was originally a Texas thing and used to be awesome. They started branching out to other states and then got bought out by a group from Chicago, of all evil places. They aren’t that good now.
@whomeplay2 жыл бұрын
I think I will send you a Whataburger hat! They way you can tell your story every time someone ask you about your hat! LOL
@chad2822 жыл бұрын
Whataburger used to be pretty darn good until they got bought out
@glennw.45708 ай бұрын
When I was a kid in the sixties, the one in G'ville Fla was mouthwatering...
@schechter012 жыл бұрын
Dusty, I'll tell you a secret I learned many years ago (pre-Internet Era, in fact): _The best burgers are usually in local places._ Forget the big chain restaurants if you want a decent burger. That goes double if you're looking for a cheeseburger. Whataburger, McD's, etc...none of them will achieve burger excellence. Sonic Shmonic, they're not too great either. The whole corporate franchise model forbids culinary achievement. You want to look for a place owned by a _local_ citizen, that doesn't have any other restaurants under the same name outside the city it's in.
@tinaperez73932 жыл бұрын
True! Kroll's in Green Bay, WI - right near Lambeau Field. They even make their own homemade ketchup.
@stevepeterson5943 Жыл бұрын
Only ate what a burger once, San Antonio. Was told would rock my world! Even if i hadn't heard your rant on it, i would still describe the food as baffling. I kept eating, thinking, how can this hamburger not taste like anything? Eleven years ago, havent gone back once. I wanted to like it, i wanted to have a good time.
@froggergoat2 жыл бұрын
My wife has hyped up In n Out burgers for years. We finally drive 4 hours to Dallas and I finally tried it. I wasted 400 miles of gas and my life for mediocrity.
@JacksonMack37422 жыл бұрын
Ive heard so much about it online. People hype it up like its the chick fil a of burgers. Im in florida though so ive never tried it. Thanks for saving me the trip to california or wherever the heck in n out is.
@annunacky44632 жыл бұрын
Red Robin in Houston was good when I tried it. Just real good.
@LuckilyHeDied2 жыл бұрын
I had In and Out when I visited California. It was... ok.
@iambrianmac2 жыл бұрын
Come visit Colorado, Good Times will be here waiting for you, a must visit!
@beth-annrock2372 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love In & Out! ♥️
@rundoetx Жыл бұрын
Whataburgers are legendary here in Texas. One, if not the best, burgers around. Try em now, because the family just sold the whole shootin match to a big company. So far, they are still great, but thats bound to change as profits take over.
@bralph822 жыл бұрын
Whataburger is indeed just another fast food place, as you say. But, at least here in Texas, it’s 24 hours. So at 3:30am, it’s a life saver. Love your comedy!
@TheGoodeLife19752 жыл бұрын
Whenever Whataburger sold out to the company from Illinois they quit giving a crap and it suuuucks
@countysecession2 жыл бұрын
Whataburger is average at best. It's really annoying how they distribute the ketchup while you're dining in.
@RandomInternetProfile2 жыл бұрын
Texas here. First of all...HOW DARE YOU!!!! Second, sorry y'all got a crappy Whataburger. You're missing out.
@beattykristopher2 жыл бұрын
The best fast food restaurant is Cookout. It is only in NC and surrounding states, but it is far superior to any competition
@barbarabroderick44682 жыл бұрын
Was my go to in Virginia! Their shake menu is fantastical. Go south get BoJangles, with the Hardees... Damn it Texas needs to get in on these staples.
@nattamused9074 Жыл бұрын
I was born and raised in California, lived for almost a decade in West Virginia, and now I’ve lived another decade in Texas. My burger experience is extensive. I’ll tell ya. Texans LOVE Whataburger. In my opinion, their onion rings are great. Their burgers, not so much. The buns are a little weird. Kinda chewy. And there’s always an ever so delicate hint of dishwater smell about the buns. The burger patties themselves are probably supplied by the same company that does school lunches. I don’t know, maybe the dishrag smell comes from the meat patties. But as a colon cleanse, highly recommended.
@HaoleCherokee2 жыл бұрын
Worse than Krystal’s when your drunk? That’s a big problem!😂😂😂
@kfoster36162 жыл бұрын
I was with you at Passover. Really enjoy your comedy! Really enjoyed meeting your lovely wife and that sweet Daisy girl!
@2150dalek2 жыл бұрын
In Texas, I love Whataburger Coffee, Apple pie & breakfast. That's about it.
@GreenDragonPainting2 жыл бұрын
😂 the older i get the more i question my decision making, past and present. Sometimes I amaze myself, and myself isn't easily amazed.
@dannyburleigh12 жыл бұрын
Dude! The Whataburger grilled chicken sandwich with white gravy!!= I used to get them all of the time. 😃 I used to live in Phoenix Arizona none are in my Vegas now though 😢
@WheelzGaming88 Жыл бұрын
You wouldn't catch me eating no vegetables either like your nephew
@chaseoklahoma72672 жыл бұрын
I had the same experience about 20 years ago the first time I went to whataburger. Never been back
@blyxx74502 жыл бұрын
I live in N. Texas my mother is proud of the fact that Whataburger was born in the same city she was Corpus Christi.
@rundoetx Жыл бұрын
Whataburger blows the door off of Sonic.
@BrandonM77772 жыл бұрын
"So we good" is the fast food equivalent of "we're having a good time." She wasn't asking, didn't want to risk it. Jim Bob's fried shrimp are the best. They got Jesus in 'em. I think running into you at random in Opelika would be one of the high points of my life. But there's a lot of dudes that look like you in Opelika, so I might not know if it ever happens.
@66djhicks11 ай бұрын
Discovered you on Netflix. Been loving your content since.
@stevepeterson5943 Жыл бұрын
The waitress: Well, the other table said they want to throw up, but you say you dont wanna throw up? so, we good?
@liquidthens2 жыл бұрын
I'd say the same thing about 5 Guys except it's twice the money. So if I was given a choice between the two I'd pick Whataburger. Diarrhea and a little more money in my pocket.
@samuelplacensia99792 жыл бұрын
I was born and raised in L.A. and there are lots of other great burger joints in Southern California other than In N Out that you all need to check out if you ever come to visit Los Angeles. Here’s my list. 1: The Hat Burgers and pastrami’s in the San Gabriel Valley. 2: Dinos Chicken and Burgers in Lincoln Heights. Dino’s has an amazing double pastrami cheeseburger. 3: Legends Burgers in Glendora Ca. Great food, great restaurant. 4: Baker’s drive-through locations In both San Bernardino and Riverside county’s. They also have great burritos and one dollar taco Tuesdays. 4: Bobs Big Boy In Burbank Ca. The Big Boy double cheeseburger is amazing. 5: The Habit Burgers. 6: Jack in the Box Jumbo Jack burger. 7: Carl’s Jr. Burgers. You can yelp all of these locations.
@bubbagartland77682 жыл бұрын
you are so dang funny...so happy utube took me here...moved from southern califonia to southern missouri for my retirement gift...only thing i miss is greasy jack in the box 99 cent tacos...man i love them greasy tacos..we have a whataburger in town...never been
@insomnyuk2 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed the editing of this video!
@raynyhus20262 жыл бұрын
Eating the junk food so your kids can't eat it is a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
@Middlebones10 ай бұрын
As someone born and raised in Texas, I totally agree. Their quality has gone down the drain since they sold to that Chicago company
@SeldimSeen12 жыл бұрын
Whataburger will never replace our Chargrill here in North Carolina.
@Operation3Sixty5 ай бұрын
I used to love Whataburger. The one in town was always slow, but they started taking 20 to 30 minutes of waiting in the drive-thru for food. I went a few times and then got tired of waiting so long, so i tried to go inside the restaurant to place my order. It still took like 20 minutes. So, i thought id get a head start and place an online order about 15 minutes before i got there, and it STILL took 30 minutes. They were never busy when i ordered my food. Even if they were, there is absolutely no reason a FAST FOOD restaurant should take 30 minutes to make your food. Ill never go to Whataburger again. Well, not that one. Maybe if i go out of town ill get it.
@parallaxical30672 жыл бұрын
25 years ago Whataburger was great. About 15 years ago, it was like "meh." The last 5 or 10... it's crap.
@suziekoroly7466 Жыл бұрын
You need to try it again in a Texas Whataburger! Where they are the best.
@CT999992 жыл бұрын
Love the content, especially the shoutout to Jim Bob's. Few things: haha, yea man, you're eating the junk food but protecting your daughter for the reasons you mentioned... just lack of self-discipline, which we all struggle with. Food poisoning wouldn't take that long to take effect. 4-12 hrs is standard.
@brygoss10 ай бұрын
Ah man, Texas Whataburger can’t be compared to outta state Whataburger
@diddlez22 жыл бұрын
I had whataburger a few times when in Texas and thought it was just fine. No better than Steak n Shake and not as good as Culver's. It's good though.
@tinaperez73932 жыл бұрын
Culver's butter burgers! 😁👍
@milliemondays Жыл бұрын
I stayed in Opelika back in 2006! A beautiful place!
@matteldred49492 жыл бұрын
Whataburger is fan-fucking-tastic!
@OdderMoniker2 жыл бұрын
I’ve lived in Texas most of my life. Whataburger is over priced, flavorless garbage.
@marketingguru69862 жыл бұрын
Never had a bad Wendy's double cheeseburger 🍔!🤔
@barryackerman33312 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't asked for that catsup....
@jeffmccormick23512 жыл бұрын
Never tried Whataburger, but there's so much competition in the burger market. Had a good burger at Fuddruckers the other day. A place called 80/20 in Norfolk is excellent if we're going a pricier route. By the way, couldn't help but notice the Harry Belafonte spirituals album on the wall (My Lord, What a Mornin') - some great music on there!
@heyyall90372 жыл бұрын
Well damn, dusty!
@jcmn02 Жыл бұрын
You broke down and still..having a good time...impressive ♥
@gunsrtheanswer2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like you are saying WATER-BURGER. Also; you will be hearing from their lawyers very soon.....
@cod-the-creator2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of when I went to Seattle a few years ago and everybody in the know told me to stop by "Dick's Drive In". I'm pretty sure the entire city of Seattle got together and picked the worst restaurant in town to recommend to visitors just for the laughs. It was awful in every way.
@davidforslund26402 жыл бұрын
Yep we sure fooled you 😅. I hope the homeless encampment all around left you alone.
@thombebber2 жыл бұрын
Whataburger is not worth the trip around the corner . I agree
@michaelyork65922 жыл бұрын
Boy I’m about to give you something extra mustard!!! I hear you loud and clear Dusty. You don’t like TEXAS! Well I was watching your KZbin videos and I never noticed a stop by our state or a polite mention. Fair enough compadre…
@micheleromaine77822 жыл бұрын
I 1000% agree What-a-burger is the worst fast food I have ever had. I can remember there was a friend of mine back in high school and she lived for Whataburger. She would talk about it every day during lunch she was gonna go after school and get her a burger. She wasn’t going to eat no cafeteria food I had Whataburger one time and it was, the worst burger that was probably a quarter of a half of a quarter thin and the lettuce was was brown and slimy the cheese was not even on the burger it was mostly on the paper. It was absolutely disgusting horrible worst place ever.
@Robcheeto2 жыл бұрын
McDonald's better than Whataburger! Check that trailer for proper ventilation.
@outlander13212 жыл бұрын
A Texas Favorite.
@dannyburleigh12 жыл бұрын
Their onion rings are GREAT TOO!!
@timtravels1162 жыл бұрын
I grew up in western New York where there are tons of one off burger joints/hot dog stands. They’re all much better than any chain burger joints. Bill Gray’s has several locations but they’re really local to Rochester, which is the home of the Garbage Plate.
@stevepeterson5943 Жыл бұрын
Sorry i keep commenting, after reading others : ) Ok, THE BEST burger of my life, no contest, hands down, was a local steak house, twenty years ago. My girlfriend and I went, we could barely afford anything on the menu and i was so cheap and ordered the hamburger. You know these places, in small Midwest towns, looks like a pole barn with phony stone on one side? Zero windows. Dark. This one's called The Black Angus. I will never forget how good that was. Another local place is famous for spaghetti, and my buddy ran the kitchen. He told me he made the meatballs from trimming up the high end steaks! Yes, find the local places, ask around! So, sometime at a fancy steak house, order just a hamburger, will probably blow your freakin mind : )
@JohnnyBfromOKC2 жыл бұрын
You gotta order the patty melt! Or anything Breakfast
@cory35182 жыл бұрын
You need to have Patrick Mahommes QB CHIEFS and part owner of Whataburger as a guest and talk whataburger since he's spearheading a huge movement of the chain in Kansas City
@lynnfilmstn2 ай бұрын
I'm from Texas and now live in Columbia, TN and I never understood Whataburger. I believe it's just because it's been around so long and it's a Texas original. People from Texas get real excited about Texas originals. It's the same hamburger patty as Sonic's.
@harveyhernandez66192 жыл бұрын
You need to have at least 3 beers in ur system to enjoy
@philipbeasley722 жыл бұрын
Whataburger is the best. I live in Texas and they are from Texas or Corpus Christi. It's like a dairy queen on steroids. No preservatives. 100 percent beef
@Quesadillaeater2 жыл бұрын
Preach!
@kensutton63062 жыл бұрын
Best dang burger I have ever had.
@tvb10202 жыл бұрын
I love Whataburger 🤷🏻♂️. For my money, nothing beats that Green Chili Double.
@iambrianmac2 жыл бұрын
Little Cesar’s was my food poison experience, haven’t been back 8+ years.
@manonthedollar2 жыл бұрын
Judah Friedlander halloween costume
@stevec15862 жыл бұрын
As a native Texan I have to say whataburger is just ok. At the end of the day it's a fast food chain with breakfast being their strong suit in my opinion. I think if you want a good burger you have to find the local choke and pukes and talk to the locals. Keep having a good time! ✋️
@bokta69211 ай бұрын
Smells like Texas in the SEC stepchild syndrome
@robbobsjobs8456 Жыл бұрын
Whataburger breakfast burrito is so good but I rarely go, i made the mistake of getting in the wrong drive thru lane, for 45 minutes I was stuck watching countless cars go through line B while no one moved in my line. Never ever again.
@michaelyork65922 жыл бұрын
But we’re still having a good time!
@ConmanHothands2 жыл бұрын
Man ima go to opelika every weekend to try and meet you bro lol 😂
@annunacky44632 жыл бұрын
I worked at a 24 hr a day factory. Only place close was Whataburger. We could feed the troops with Whataburger for those late nights when we got called in to fix the machines and some of those folks didn’t bring lunch. It was pretty darn good when first made, but we often had to wait to eat so it was cold and not so tasty. Still Jonesing for a hot one fresh made. They don’t suck.
@josephprins12582 жыл бұрын
They put too much mustard on their burgers. In and Out is the best.
@jaystrock613 Жыл бұрын
Never go to a new restaurant!
@CABHC2 жыл бұрын
Damn - a restaurant called Jim Bob's Chicken Fingers sounds like it was meant for me. In university they named the chicken finger meal after me.
@jonathanlovejoy84422 жыл бұрын
The last time I had Whataburger was 1987? 88? in Albuquerque. The gristle, or the bone chip? I dont know what sat worse with me. We never went back. That and we moved. That cuts ones ability to try again.
@Vaecord912 жыл бұрын
I went to one in San Antonio and all I had was a grilled chicken salad.
@codyarmstrong96822 жыл бұрын
You didn’t go to one in Texas, that’s the problem, before they were bought out it was always the place to go, more people there than at chick fil a and McDonald’s
@raytrumble19942 жыл бұрын
I cant stand major chain burger places. Most of them make me sick because they are so greasy and they don't clean the grill properly. I'm convinced that just about anybody can make a better tasting burger at home. but I also understand going out with the family when your out and about but I try to make burgers and steaks at home when i can. Love your comedy, been a fan for years. Son of a Ditch is one of my favorite comedy albums. look forward to seeing you in Cincinnati, OH!
@raytrumble19942 жыл бұрын
@@DustySlay I'm a huge comedy fan, but I would love to hear your thoughts on comedy albums in todays comedy market. I personally love them, I smoke a little CBD and play fetch with my dog while I listen to comedy albums. 🤣
@ThomasBMagwn2 жыл бұрын
Nice hat!🚬
@dereknantz48472 жыл бұрын
That hat was his Christmas gift
@glennw.45708 ай бұрын
In the nineties, Fudrucker's was the bomb...
@joeldavis10402 жыл бұрын
Whattaburger sucks... I've tried it three times and would rather eat at Burger King, which is my other least favorite burger place.
@wlr19882 жыл бұрын
Whataburger is the only place I've seen where the patrons will enter from the rear entrance of the parking lot, and immediately enter the drive through line diagonally, blocking through traffic. We live in a society.
@bluefj-wc3vz2 жыл бұрын
Lol, well at least you had a cigar. Finely crafted rolled up leaves on fire trumps pepto bismol when you feel like crap anyday.
@joshuaduitsman9553 Жыл бұрын
In N Out!!! Wataburger is just a poor man's Burger King. Any burger with chopped lettuce and roach eggs on the bun gets a big no thanks from me, but we're all having a good time.
@mattmcconaughey70262 жыл бұрын
I always get sick when I eat there. I'm from Texas. Also there's an ad for whataburger on this video.
@Densmith432 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on your gut feelin . No thanks for their food . Hope You All Have A Beautiful Day .
@jcranetx662 жыл бұрын
It’s a Texas Proud thing Dusty. They will defend it until they are blue in the face. Texans consider it the greatest thing since sliced bread. End of story.
@samuelplacensia99792 жыл бұрын
I’m from L.A. and I’m very curious to try Whataburger. You can’t ever go wrong with a good burger 🍔.
@theTRUTHgroup Жыл бұрын
I was born and raised in Texas and even I don't understand why people think Whataburger is such a great thing. I have noticed, though, that most people who love Whataburger also love Waffle House. So that might tell us something. :O
@lisad54192 жыл бұрын
Anyone nauseous? Haha
@csc8697 Жыл бұрын
I ate 1/2 of a burger..it was gross. Never went back.
@delinquents002 жыл бұрын
I dated a girl for like half a year that lived in Texas. My first time visiting she took me to whataburger and I was not impressed at all. It wasn’t good.