[DV] Derail Valley's GOT NUKES?!?!

[@cryptoneo]

Lol, I actually made this specifically because I was SOOO disappointed that the nuclear flasks didn't explode last video XD 💥🧨 Fun Fact: In the files, the Geiger counter audio source is called the "Spicy Meter". Also, Fun Fact: I packaged up the whistles 🤣 \*Sees 139M fee and deviously cackles\* Now that I got a bit of feedback from ya, I'll be looking to put out an update for these big bois -- thanks for using my mods, it's so awesome to watch your content and see you having fun with them. Looking forward to the next video 👍

[@Hyce777]

Oh my God I love it. "How spicy are these bois?" "They are ruminating the air with the spicy meter audio... They are, *muy picante*" :) I am excited to see what the update entails. I sincerely hope it's an easy way to just make a massive explosion because honestly wrecking a nuclear bomb ought to just crash DV itself. Lol

[@MrGrumpyToast]

Ya gotta make a I,C,B,M looking, really long super explody nuke missile, call it the "Littlest Boi"

[@cryptoneo]

@@MrGrumpyToast THAT, is a great idea!! I'll make them longer than usual too so they have a higher chance of 'fun'

[@TheLilram2100]

Hate to be that guy, but shouldn’t the bombs glow blue? 🤔 and since it’s become a meme, you can always model a giant demon core complete with screwdriver lol

[@Hyce777]

@@TheLilram2100 only if they're ionizing the air, in which case, we've got bigger problems.... lol!

[@alexandernorwood8091]

Hyce doesn't get sick days when he is the only person "qualified" for nuke transportation.

[@gearandalthefirst7027]

The ES&D doing Acme's shipping would explain how things arrive so fast

[@jamesTBurke]

Or not at all

[@skrep359]

We don’t play derail valley to make the trains move the freight, we play derail valley to make the nukes move the train

[@Hyce777]

Couldn't have said it better myself

[@adammcdowell7815]

As a locomotive engineer on a military base, I can confirm yes we would run after you, and yes we would be mad.

[@Hyce777]

Only a touch, I'd wager... Lol!

[@adammcdowell7815]

@@Hyce777 yeah just a tad lol. I move explodi bois too! kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z52Tp56jhtZmm7M

[@civishamburgum1234]

I love how Hyces first instinkt upon being handed nuklear weapons is to combine them with spent fuel to create a dirty bomb.

[@SirHaxe]

Anything else one could do in this situation civis?

[@roadtrain_]

I mean at least he didn't hook 'em up to the passengers...

[@MikuJess]

ES&D hits a bit different when it's painted on the front of a bomb. Also, y'know that scene at the start of the first Iron Man movie? :D

[@777syth]

"we're throwing railroading at the wall to see what sticks" precision scheduled railroading "hay that's my playbook"

[@Ti_Daley]

When Hyce gets back to the Colorado railroad museum, i need a live action recreation of 'engineer argues with whistle'

[@iflocy]

gotta love how the old chuffing sounds when you first start moving sound like an air compressor 💀

[@Ronald.Golleher]

Hyce in half of his DV videos: "I've got all these nice realism mods that have inconsistencies to real life that I've talked about in prior videos! All of these mods have also been updated to fix what I've talked about! I... just haven't downloaded the updates yet..."

[@Hyce777]

Remembering to open unity mod manager is not a skill of mine.

[@Spaceman33393]

At 22:45 Hyce doesn't notice but with the water so low flames started to form on the side of the firebox, just a visual glitch but a funny one nonetheless.

[@AShadowboxsFSX]

Whistle’s sass is so well timed I’m not entirely convinced Hyce doesn’t just edit it in later hahaha

[@techno1561]

15:25 Although the bombs aren't just being hauled by ES&D, they're branded, so ES&D have been contracted to -build- nuclear bombs. Hope the craftsmanship holds up on their locos.

[@Hyce777]

Only the finest in bullshit construction techniques performed by the ES&D, sir.

[@Game_Blox9999]

I love how the talkative whistle says "Oh god stop, please" after Hyce gets back into the cab. It's hilarious how he interprets the whistle "speech" in his own way.

[@HimboJimbo]

Railroading while sick. Well, I can't talk. I also have covid and was delivering cargo to the goods factory when I sneezed and missed a speed limit sign and promptly ES&D'd

[@Hyce777]

Good man

[@Foxymorris9236]

2:41 I think the Southern Pacific Daylight paint sceima is very colorful and would work for the mountains areas Hyce I think that the SP used to do things back in the days of steam

[@hueyiroquois3839]

It would coordinate nicely with the fireballs too.

[@ellathegoldenpup-14_.25]

Hyce doesn't give up making educational train videos even when he's sick, HE keeps his career going on and on as the days go by and we look forward to the future to see what he brings us next for hilariousness and silliness, with the Xplodi Bois. Hyce, just never quit and you just keep going, and we all love that 👍

[@ahalfsesameseedbun7472]

It would be great if they had multiplayer and you suddenly see a mushroom cloud rise from over the top of a mountain.

[@Goofyboi2002]

Me: "God dammit hyce!! I told you to not blow the train up!"

[@silmarian]

"let the flanges scream, that's what they're there for" I didn't realize you worked for the MBTA commuter rail...

[@Hyce777]

Lmao

[@Contrajoe]

In light of current events, I admire the cool, nonchalant attitude about a train full of Russian-built tanks being right beside a train full of nukes. As a side note, AFAIK, it's a bad sign for the health of the device if the nuclear bombs are giving off ambient radiation. To my understanding, this would imply the fissile material is decaying badly and may not produce the desired yield

[@Ravenheartless322]

Cause game set is Balkan region in the 90's

[@Contrajoe]

@@Ravenheartless322 Trying to reply with Turbofolk lyrics but my comment kept getting deleted :(

[@hueyiroquois3839]

Listen to the shockwave, Feel the burning fireball. Launching nuclear weapons From the Wabash Cannonball.

[@Treiniota]

According to nukemap, you would need a 2-4Km buffer to have a chance of survival (ignoring that you actually carry 5, not 1 bombs). At current train length, whole train would basically be in a fireball. I have not seen a "Operation Smash Hit - nuke edition" to comment but it might be safer to jump into spent fuel flask before explosion.

[@Johndoe-jd]

Forget smells like Kenosha. I smell Chernobyl

[@0v3rr1d3]

Can't wait to see the new ES&D streamliners - Acme, Road Runner, and Coyote!

[@RC-bm9so]

"I have become death, the destroyer of worlds" Robert J. Oppenheimer. "I have become Hyce, the embodiment of ES&D, and mankind will fear me." Mark "Hyce" Also glad you are feeling better, take care and stay healthy.

[@Physigist]

Oh no, HYCE FOUND THE EXTRA SPICY BEANZ!!!

[@stef.b.m.lk1902]

Extra explosive Beens lol!!!!

[@mihaelalaber2084]

Great video! Really fun to watch your derail valley videos, Hyce! I hope you continue making such great content!

[@Tristan_S346]

This is awesome! I wish more train games would allow hazardous waste transfer 🤔😂

[@blue-raptor4017]

How Hyce manages to have a job driving train in real life when he drives like this, is beyond me (This is meant to be a joke for anyone that was unaware)

[@GP30_Foamer]

I can only imagine how large these explosions are gonna be

[@AtkataffTheAlpha]

Sounds like you're getting better Hyce. Nice new "toys" you have on your train too!

[@GabeButBackwards]

Nukes? Well, time for me to skip to the inevitable explosion.

[@lordsherifftakari4127]

you forgot your Buffer Car! should run some offline switching jobs to build up a nice long Train for delivering on stream the blast zone for a Fat Man type Plutonium Bomb will vaporize and area about a half Mile around and flatten everything for several miles. if one of the Boi's goes BOOM, you likely won't even feel it as each of your individual atoms take separate vacations

[@wyatthahn6913]

*Me as the fireman getting aboard the steam locomotive for the day* *sees that Hyce is operating the train with nuclear Ordnance and waste*, im just gonna hop off for the day, its not worth riding with this madlad, why did i sign up with the ES&D. *next morning arrives and reads newspaper* "Local foamer suspended from operating trains with nuclear Ordnance because they were spotted on top of local ES&D steam locomotive arguing with the whistle 'about its performance' and detonated nukes after job was done" Good thing i wasn't on that train yesterday

[@justat1149]

Well, nuclear weapons are usually transported without the nuclear core inserted in the device, *HOWEVER* they do have a large high explosive charge to set off the main blast

[@Hyce777]

Well that seems reasonable! Hahahaha

[@inotsmarty5700]

I just got here with a plate of food, and this video comes out. now I have a good video, and good food

[@PowerTrain611]

I saw your last video and realized I need to update my mods. While doing so and browsing nexus mods, I immediately saw this and knew this video would be coming. I am not disappointed! Oh and I got your hootie bois too! Hope you feel better.

[@ellathegoldenpup-14_.25]

I hope you get better, Hyce my prayers are reaching out to you.

[@fireutility21]

Was not aware you had the VID, sorry about that, glad to hear you're recovering. I had OG COVID back in 2021, it sucked. Not being able to taste or smell is a complete mind game. @28:10 I love all the references!

[@Hyce777]

New variants apparently don't do that? But yeah it's not been great

[@jamesneumann2003]

now all you need is Nuclear Reactor on wheels with a cab to drive, oh wait (looks at Fallout 4's steam choo choo)

[@Palerider1942]

ES&D becoming the new Acme? now i wanna see Giant Loco sized Anvils and Bright red Rockets and Catapults going to the Military Base too

[@BeezyKing99]

depending on the weight of those big boys, the blast radius would be somewhere about 200+ miles (correct me if i'm wrong)... 7 rail cars of nuke waste, probably wouldn't help much with the blast going on.... either way this was a great upload... who ever heard of sick days, hope you'll be back up to your usual self in no chuggin time!

[@jordonfreeman166]

I googled the blast radius of the Fat Man bomb, which is what the bombs you’re pulling are apparently based on, and it had a blast radius of one mile, so if any of the bombs carried by the train went off, the whole train and everyone and everything within a mile radius of the train would be destroyed.

[@abyssminiaturestudios6103]

sorry just got out of work little while ago, the fun of call center lol, hope your feeling better hyce after the great blargablah virus, have a good evening my friend.

[@ceehazz]

The line you took is slow and windy like the Maryland and Pennsylvania mainline

[@danielgamboa1200]

Me: reads the title Also me in disbelief: It's the good old and trusty ES&D what could possibly go wrong

[@LMR78]

could I make a Ho scale model of an eat sh*t and die locomotive? Just asking because I don’t want you to be mad if it’s copyrighted or something. Also hope you feel better soon hyce!

[@Hyce777]

Feel free mate :) and thanks

[@CobetcknnKolowski]

Where was the earth shattering Ka-Boom? There was supposed to be an Earth Shattering Ka-Boom!

[@stojicgaming893]

The ES&D ones yell "give it the beans" beafore going off

[@Foxymorris9236]

42:24 not going to lie but I was expecting to see the Mushroom Cloud when they have gone Kaboom

[@Hyce777]

That's what I was hoping for

[@Spook_Boi]

i had covid a couple months ago. it suuucked. i hope u get to feelin better. also the phrase "the spent nuclear fuel is the buffer between me and the nukes" is probably the most entertaining thing ive heard all week. btw 9 times outta 10 the tender will usually derail before the engine. and the lowest bidder thing is accurate...in terms of the RR, the ES&D is effectively what "Military grade" actually means, and Class 1s like everyone thinks

[@Gismo_SBB]

Hey Hyce if the whistle is not behaving, I can get you a three-charme whistle. I should have one spare from our steam engine here in Germany

[@ryangold8517]

The Gettysburg incident of 1995 will repeat itself in derail valley with this man's intentions

[@SeaKing61]

Guessing you might wanna use lead paint if you're getting the loco and tender repainted. Extra bit of protection for the driver

[@Foxymorris9236]

12:18 well she had a few choice words for you Hyce that is for sure

[@fishbait6405]

Oh Boi, Your da Bomb! [5] Great show. Hope you get to feeling better ; )

[@wellingtonnorthjunction3911]

In the uk we have to transport nuclear fuel with two wagons two locomotives and two coaches with armed guards

[@DreamKeeper.]

Let’s just say if one of those bombs go off, you wouldn’t feel a thing😁

[@ACamelEmoji]

🐪 I can not convey through text how much I'm laughing at simply the thought of this video.

[@Foxymorris9236]

0:39 I think the FBI and the Government is going to watch you 24/7 if this run doesn't go well after mountable incidents including all those exposens at the oil depot and many other locations

[@Davidiscrazy]

Can we get a train 101 videos talking about header configurations? I’ve always seen trains with one face forwards and another facing backwards behind it but in your video of the super long train you had two facing forwards and one backwards. I’ve also seen I. Real life two in the front, with one in the middle and two in the back. What determines how many engines and where they go?

[@Hyce777]

The direction they face doesn't -really- matter, unless you're trying to be a superstar, or the consist has a particularly niche use. Where they go in super long trains is a game of forces on the knuckles and minimizing that with additional Distributed Power (DP) sets. As far as the facing goes, generally: If you have 2, back to back is nice. Makes easier to run around the train if you can't turn anything around. If you have more than 2 - multiple facing the primary direction is good (i.e. if you've got a hotshot train heading east, you'd like the first two engines to face east such that if one has a defect in the cab you can swap to the other without needing to turn one around); but not required by any means, etc.

[@alexfrow195]

Just need some ACME Anvils. With some cartoon weights.

[@carmenbaylines190]

Hi um Hyce would you like to do a railroad on line video with my cursed map

[@Idaho-Cowboy]

The AT&SF: Atomic Transportation & Spicy Fallout

[@DerpyPossum]

I love how the title absolutely did not surprise me at all because *of course it does.*

[@TheOneTrueDragonKing]

"Don't fall off!" - or perhaps "fall out?" Eh? (I'll get my coat...)

[@thegamingtako9779]

Whistle must be put in timeout and we bring his more hideous yet nicer brother

[@Foxymorris9236]

10:04 you forgot the rear end crow and the long forgeten little red caboose. They have been around when the early F uints we're around when most of the old railroads have got rid of the best railcar of all time now at the end of the trains are Eds theos small flaten box that flashes a light

[@alwaysbearded1]

They have FRED on the end. You don't want to put Fred out of a job do you? OK, we put Fred on a caboose; win, win.

[@sitharc]

Ooooo! Extremely Spicy Explody (and slightly radioactive) Bois!

[@EFI_Brothers]

ES&D should be Eat Shit & Derail also HOW THE HELL DID YOU NOT DERAIL WE NEED SPACE TRAINS!!

[@Foxymorris9236]

10:29 that would be the first that I know of the both jobs are dropped off on the same track before

[@mattg5852]

Hyce “Ramming speed???” Hyce “Ramming speed!!!” People watching “RAMMING SPEED!!!”

[@duckosoup3994]

Dear god, hyce + nukes = goodbye derail valley.

[@pootmahgoots8482]

Nukey bois. How on earth did you get away with rolling a nuke train without any FBI liaison that's what I wanna know. Someone in HR done goofed. Could have taken them for a ride in the caboose, while they stare at nuclear bombs.

[@Ravenheartless322]

Well drain valley set in Balkans region in the 90s so I think it be more a Russian liaison

[@pootmahgoots8482]

@@Ravenheartless322 oof. RIP

[@carlsoll]

12:08 Oh GOSH O.O That can happen w/Heavy Equipment, Cranes, Trains 😱 24:46 *Edit* Yowzah 😬🤘😄

[@Forest12896]

"we're gonna have to blow one of these up" well yeah! thats why i clicked on the video! big explody bois

[@georgen.8027]

"The nukes are at the back of the train, so that should be fine"

[@GeneralPurposeVehicl]

6:44 At that point I read destination as detonation.

[@Octopat]

What you need to do, is “borrow” a bunch of tankers and bombs and such, and just full yeet yourself into a fully packed explodi bois yard, and just level everything

[@Hyce777]

That sounds like a good plan :)

[@cardestroyer146]

This is a very very spicy way to celebrate resting off a headache.

[@Travelinmatt1976]

The spent fuel is more because it is way more radioactive and your exposure from standing near it is so much higher. The bombs have way less radioactive material in them.

[@Hyce777]

Yeah but *bombs*

[@Foxymorris9236]

31:14 I've sead it once I say it again I love steam locomotives because they have pirsnalatey

[@Foxymorris9236]

Also glad you're feeling better today

[@randomsnek]

We need the D&RG 4 3/4 CHIME WHISTLE 😂

[@Hyce777]

Lol, I can make that happen....

[@kadenjenner9012]

@@Hyce777 I know it's been a while but you should put your whistle in this game

[@JohnTK]

I’m sure there’s gotta be some kind of safety violation for hauling live nukes through a passenger terminal… but as the slogan goes, safety last!

[@Train115]

Question, whats a good starter train sim that looks good and has a fair amount of C&O locos

[@Hyce777]

no idea

[@jasonwhitler4167]

Forget the nukes. The teams IM notification was the scariest part.

[@Hyce777]

I realized I forgot to edit that out after I posted and I apologize

[@jasonwhitler4167]

@@Hyce777 no worries it was funny more than anything

[@Conner-c7l]

I don’t think that Hyce knows how heavy a brick of petroleum is it is very very heavy.

[@MrGrumpyToast]

ES&D R.R. -You pay us to be fast, not good- also Bless you

[@Foxymorris9236]

16:16 no if I remember correctly from the movie The Day Before Yesterday the nuckes have a Mut. Everest hight and very huge blast reades that can take down hundreds of skyscrapers killes tech but I'm not sure for vintage tech like steam and non computer vilacales

[@hueyiroquois3839]

To produce a tech-killing EMP, the blast has to be exoatmospheric.

[@Foxymorris9236]

@@hueyiroquois3839 in the movie it lunch about 20 missiles from underground that must have nucle warheads on them

[@hueyiroquois3839]

@@Foxymorris9236 I misread the OP.

[@kfcgaming4891]

Love your videos hyce.That should be on a shirt we got nukes.

[@danielgamboa1200]

0:24 Best part of the video

[@Yaivenov]

Shouldn't there be some troop cars for the escort? Maybe an armored loco. :P

[@thatonecaledonian812]

Most normal ES&D delivery

[@seanjarnigan8978]

How long till es&d nuclear powered train?

[@ianfernandez2735]

Now that's is the mega boy right there

[@jacobb6788]

Fun Fact: the bomb model is the FAT MAN nuclear bomb that was dropped on Nagasaki.

[@KyleTheGamer574]

It is a great day for ES&D Today! We celebrate our new transportation; Nukes! Why do we transport Nukes? Well Just recently, ES&D has just Partnered up with AMRT (American Military Rail Transport) To help transport weapons! Stay safe and always: Speed comes first and saftey second (ES&D are not responsible for any nuclear explosions w/ or w/o deaths.)

[@McFly1955]

Sick Hyce kinda sounds like farma at points in the video