Dwight K. Schrute: Business 101 - The Office US

[@blueanimul]

This line is so underrated: “Petting zoo closes at 2 and the goat roast begins at 3.”

[@owencrawford9077]

Indeed

[@cyclops9750]

Blue Animul all the lines are underrated duh

[@why7387]

Care to explain the joke

[@mgsxmike]

@@why7387 they're going to eat the goat from the petting zoo

[@boibio3563]

“Escape is impossible”

[@butcherboy2008]

2:38 One of my favorite moments. Jim is having fun and then Pam says "two" and he suddenly realizes in terror that he is going to be spending the night at Dwight's farm.

[@patlee4858]

he is reminded quickly that pam likes pranks too

[@GahMorninJulia]

Goddamn I just caught this. 🫶🏽

[@Cubsfan122112]

i love how dwight gets into character when answering calls about his hotel.

[@jeremykeelan2742]

Go Cubs!

[@quinnrogge]

Its not a hotel. Its Agro-tourism. 🤣

[@divyansheechoudhary9873]

Love how Kevin smiles when Dwight is being sarcastic. Kevin is just a joy

[@malikj5336]

I would take Kevin's smile over saving

[@aperturealpha6760]

"dwight is being questioned by the police for a series of dog nappings...." rofl

[@tundeoladipupo7998]

that was my favorite part

[@joshboy88420]

I died laughing at that

[@irwinisidro]

Somehow I believe he might be telling the truth about the dog nappings.

[@Rotbeam99]

guys i think that is a reference to infinite jest :o

[@disclaimer.imjokin]

Yeah I watched it

[@RebelleGameOfficial]

I love how there’s still uploads from the show with how long it’s been since the final episode. Thank you 😭😭🙏

[@michaelmoreno4799]

Rebelle wow, huge fan

[@tkoo3138]

fhi in n

[@swancorewhore]

Its not really the show

[@ianmccusker9912]

@@swancorewhore someone at nbc posts the vids i think

[@firebird_spleen4190]

When are you getting unbanned?

[@aidanmaxwell1019]

“Petting zoo closes at 2, and the goat roast is at 3!”

[@saraseidel7]

Hilarious subtle joke 😂

[@thatguyintherain3168]

Very well done

[@karthikeyangunasekaran6901]

i hope itz a 2way petting zoo...

[@RemixedVoice]

It's a funny line. I would think that Dwight's farm would be one of the most ethical places to get meat; aside from of course hunting by yourself.

[@wildcat8797]

Seems only 1 out 5 office fans actually got the joke lol.

[@katysullivan4059]

Pam: and a soy sauce packet Dwight: that wasn’t supposed to be there. I’m embarrassed. Jim: don’t beat yourself up. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@alex-cq5ug]

No wonder Jim got so ripped, it’s because he went to Dwight Schrute’s Gym for Muscles

[@yourboyphoenix3217]

What up Dwight how’s the beet farm

[@dwightschrute7159]

Marcos Anchondo whats a *”BEET”*

[@yourboyphoenix3217]

The REAL Dwight Shrute owns a beet farm it’s a vegetable known for its edible taproot and leaves

[@LosLocoBastards]

Not with those prices

[@dwightschrute7159]

Marcos Anchondo What’s a *”FARM”*

[@jimbarino2]

"Who's watching the kids?" "No one. That door locks from the outside, escape is impossible." Seems reasonable to me.

[@gustavotonnelli]

Prove it

[@todd3143]

kinda sucks that they locked a camera man inside

[@andreaskarras1944]

and with the mr knife they will be 100% safe.

[@danielreid8015]

If Rainn Wilson actually opened up a gym for muscles franchise, I have no doubt it’d be the most popular in america

[@alexeiharp7676]

I would most certainly travel to experience it.

[@andreas.5910]

I want to hit a tire swing with a sledge hammer!

[@AK-qs9qe]

Oh I would go

[@AK-qs9qe]

Epi Stemix thats what she said

[@number8m731]

ever cut tin before? and 2 CENTS A YARD

[@jonathan_q_arbuckle1976]

Dwight: “What do you think?” Darryl: *“Um...no. No, this is not a gym. This is like a scene out of Saw 5.”*

[@LakerGold24-8]

Lejon Brames

[@calebsoria1777]

no kidding whats next a tape recorder telling you what you need to do

[@lorrie9462]

You’re not the manager even in your own fantasy? I love how Jim always runs circles around him

[@zyaicob]

He gets so excited about messing with Duwight

[@stanmaisey]

Pam: “Were you painting in the dark?” Mose: 😐

[@sophiamartin1417]

Hello children

[@malikj5336]

I mean she didn't have to go exposing the man like that

[@gr8soundzrecords]

One lucky boy would be crowned Hay King, I always wanted to be Hay King, but the world shines on *Mose*

[@s550danny]

Jessec C lmao he said that as I was reading this

[@azbag1906]

Mose doesn’t even know how to do sex.

[@thatguyintherain3168]

Mose is the best

[@jackiegleeson7852]

@masakasama well Dwight does work his butt off and mose just lives on the farm and does whatever

[@KillaCamReacts]

dwight was actually a decent entrepreneur in the series

[@bern9642]

He's an ambitious one for sure.

[@spiny7560]

Pretty good customer service skills when he’s not under pressure or being a duck either

[@bergerman487]

Which is you "Which is you" is not a sentence *I disagree with* Classic Jim

[@lorrie9462]

BergerMan Gaming I love Jim so much. He’s such a bloody troll

[@mugs4439]

he stopped talking bc he realized it might not be a proper sentence. That was more funny.

[@DampFijiWater1]

Ugh you didn't get it ⬆️

[@andresct7421]

So someone can explain this to me? Because i don't understand it, my native language it's not english, so i'm kind of confused, thaaanks

[@nickhogan7876]

Andrés ct Stanley says “Which is you” this is not a full sentence (should be ‘you are the building owner’ or something with similar structure). Jim replies with “I disagree with” because even though technically ‘which is you’ is incomplete, the meaning is still understood, thus mocking Dwight.

[@salehbayram7046]

Not gonna lie Dwight might be a weird guy but HE SURELY is a money magnet, dude can make profit out of anything

[@angelinebena9675]

Agree

[@expertexcavatinginc]

"Did I truck 300 bales of hay to a parking lot to try and rectify some sort of childhood disappointment? Yes." Brilliant. Dwight should have been more insane but I guess they wanted Creed to have that monopoly.

[@KeyZeeTV]

he is insane tho

[@Buttons4life]

Umm he is insane

[@agostov.4508]

@John DHill This man is giving us links to asian porn. Your welcome Edit: ok, I guess he deleted the comment now

[@dwightschrute7159]

*AM I NOT INSANE ENOUGH FOR YOU?!*

[@expertexcavatinginc]

@@dwightschrute7159 how many toes do you have?

[@HoOGenghisB]

So can we assume Dwight was behind the idea for the Forky character in Toy Story 4? 7:43

[@sublimeade]

Dwight invented Mr Fork and you would have to assume no child before him had ever made a character out of a fork

[@HoOGenghisB]

@@sublimeade I only have to assume no writer ever made a character out of a fork. It's quite possible Dwight is behind this. :Sidesmirk:

[@norge0209]

That boy who wants to go on the “hay ride” again looks a lot like Dwight’s nephew who learns how to give a firm handshake. UPDATE: It WAS the same kid!!

[@WollongongWacko]

Jill Hurley He's a bad uncle

[@TheTam0613]

I always thought that was either weird or an oversight. Maybe the kid is related to someone on the show? Or maybe he's a good actor for a little boy actor?

[@Hadrexus]

@@TheTam0613 I'm pretty sure I saw that kid in Breaking Bad too, it's probably a good child actor

[@KazeKumo]

@@Hadrexus I guess now I know where to park my van soon.

[@clintbandura9018]

He was in bridesmaids too. Ate the birth control

[@Sleepy_on_the_moon]

The fact that Dwight is so good with kids and it’s kind of the best thing ever

[@Dubadubadu123]

80k a year being 6666,66€ a month might be the greatest subtile joke ever

[@KM117KM]

I immediately did the math after he said that...that was pure genius even if it was not planned this way!

[@Sausagehandlebars]

Kristi ALB haha nerd

[@HandledToaster2]

No dude there's a thing called fluctuation.

[@ofearghailthefearless6481]

Kickboxfanatiker of course!! Fucking clever!!!

[@Arunabh5feb1996]

I disagree with

[@TalkAsSoftAsChalk]

Nate was so underappreciated! I love how he calls them "dognappings" 😂😂

[@Mathieu.B]

What about the Princess Unicorn doll scheme? That was probably his best idea!

[@jiddern973]

Absolutely true!!

[@fadedflame2537]

Yeah but scalping is also really scummy

[@LakerGold24-8]

*Michael singing* "My horn can pierce the sky"

[@bern9642]

@@fadedflame2537 he'd most definitely be scalping PS5 is he is real

[@RawiahAlshehri]

Fa la la la la la la ka-ching

[@anitamae610]

dwight saying “guten tag” and “auf wiedersehen” made my day

[@jafuni9349]

And his pronunciation is great!!!

[@lennyl.6293]

80 *THOUSAND* dollars a year

[@Dubadubadu123]

Which is 6666,66€ a month

[@benjamincounter1285]

@@Dubadubadu123 Oh my god thats actually hilarious.

[@user-tj6tr4qx3p]

Reminds me Ostin Powers villain

[@RishabhSawant]

he was realistic about his salary in a fantasy.

[@thelonewolf7443]

*Dr. Evil Laugh*

[@nomad8232]

7:58 Love how embarrassed he is that a packet of sauce was in the box of forks and knives

[@slytherinsu]

*Bears. Beets. Battle star Galactica.*

[@nibbabetrolling_4264]

Jim your wrong

[@cicilovesdrones2974]

FALSE!

[@swagmaster47625]

Bears do not- WHAT IS GOING ON? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

[@papiyabasu1564]

MICHAELLLLL

[@bsgfan1]

Battlestar*

[@reggierottweiler564]

Pams delivery of the line "Were you painting in the dark?" coupled with her expression is perfect.

[@LosFluffyFrenchies]

“Roll in the hay 5 dollars” lol gets me all the time

[@alecnolastname4362]

"The petting zoo closes at 2 and the goat roast is at 3."

[@alecnolastname4362]

"The petting zoo closes at 2 and the goat roast is at 3." Also the Insane Clown Posse Bang Pow Boom poster in the daycare at 7:59

[@symmetrycal_1567]

I’ve always loved Nate’s “✨Oh hey Pam✨”. His fake story is pretty funny too...

[@Ufernano]

Frankly, Dwight's gym is better than Planet Fitness

[@rejvaik00]

EVERY gym is better than planet fitness

[@conniethesconnie]

Just buy a couple acres of farm land. You'd be surprised how well working outdoors can get you in shape.

[@haris000000]

Not a high bar

[@bayeskiz1304]

@@conniethesconnie it is way expensive tho...

[@JuheeDave]

@@rejvaik00 what’s wrong with planet fitness

[@3kvintageop126]

Jim- Which is you Dwight- That is not a sentence Jim- I disagree with 😂😂😂

[@erikmoe4767]

Jim Jim Jim. Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim.

[@IP1ayMusic]

oh hey Dwight

[@ProgramViBee]

I’m going to be your new boss

[@kam9343]

*H e h H e h H e h* It's my greatest dream come true. Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time is now and Check-out time is *NEVER* 😈

[@angelcampoverde5841]

@@kam9343 "Does my room have cable?" "NO" "AND THE SHEETS ARE MADE OF FIRE!"

[@trevn__]

@@angelcampoverde5841 can I change rooms?

[@donaldtrumpet1399]

"Welcome children". Still gets me every time🤣🤣🤣

[@dansturgess2485]

“Welcome children” I lose my shit every time

[@zyaicob]

"These are English... uhh, letters."

[@am2345M.]

Mose: "Welcome children." LMAO Gets me every time.

[@bruce2953]

"This is like a scene out of Saw 5" I could see Dwight as a practical version of Jigsaw...

[@benjaminacuna5849]

@7:47 he predicted toy story 4

[@NotAPvmer]

"Dwight's being questioned by the police in connection to a string of dog nappings-"

[@dbzcupcake]

funniest part is that sounds pretty believable

[@razkable]

i like how pam thought he would just accept her call because she called nate first and she sits there all smug..she thought she was in control but then he put a wrench in her devilish plan by basically doin something unexpected

[@FullPlaythroughs]

7:15 isn't this the same room as the Michael Scott Paper Company was based in?

[@komal146]

4:37 That smile..that damned smile

[@mikezerker6925]

4:42 - the petting zoo closes at 2 and the goat roast starts at 3!😂😂😂😂

[@kassy53]

I need a video of every time Michael says “Damn it Phyllis!”

[@DemocratsareagentsofSATAN]

4:05 Hilarious that "make something up" = Dwight being questioned by police for a string of dog kidnappings 😂😂😂

[@jacobputnam7891]

"Ok. Just so I can understand. In your WILDEST fantasy, you are in hell and you are co-running a bed-and-breakfast with the devil" -- "Yeah. But I haven't told you my salary yet." -- "Go." -- "80,000 dollars a year!" CONTINUES TO SMILE. Lol. It gets me every time. Haha

[@ridhoyone4512]

Co owner with Satan

[@jacobputnam7891]

@@ridhoyone4512 Lol.

[@ridhoyone4512]

Thanks

[@tatoarg9508]

The 'two cents a yard' line cracks me up every time.

[@thelonekoala57]

That scissor 'exercise' really works out your forearms

[@NeoStoicism]

plus you can sell back the tin you cut at 2 cents a yard

[@sublimeade]

Scissor? Tin snippers. Do you even snip bro?

[@charlottesliverstone5548]

4:36 so... no one gonna talk about Kevin's smile? 😂

[@angelinebena9675]

Its so cute lol

[@Mr2BonClay]

I was watching the Office clips when this came out 😂👌 Oh wait... I’m *always* watching the office clips

[@jonathanparada8998]

Ligma Survivor I feel this in my soul lol 😆

[@ogforeign6835]

Same here

[@luigz96]

"Were you painting in the dark?" Lol how even hahaha

[@bigbanana94]

Don't tell me how to do MAH BID-NESS.

[@HAL-dm1eh]

I want to not like Stanley sometimes but I just can't. He makes too much dang sense.

[@lizageorge8923]

*"Pam Halpert" made me so happy*

[@restingmuhderface]

In a parallel universe, it could be Pam Flenderson. *shudder*

[@staticmantra5833]

“I just did 30 minutes on the treadmill!” “I was watching you....you did 9 minutes. If you used the same enthusiasm you use on a plate of chicken wings that you used in here you wouldn’t need a gym!”

[@145o39]

1:04 My head: Dunder Mifflin this is Pam. Dwight: Dunder Mifflin, Dwight Schrute. My head: 😵

[@MiaDavitt]

It was Dwight's idea to have 4 midroll ads in this video. Extra source of revenue

[@adanad3652]

"Dont get me started on how coddled the modern a*us is."

[@EarnEst25]

"Were you painting in the dark?" I fell from my chair at this moment

[@siddhantghimiray7874]

Dwight is hands down the funniest character in the whole show

[@MrMimi1200]

And he didnt need business school

[@Ty-vk5do]

Every good business person doesnt go to college for it lol

[@ParakramND]

john That’s the most inaccurate statement that had no chance at being correct

[@Ty-vk5do]

@@ParakramND it may be inaccurate but i know many huge buisness owners who dropped out of school nevermind college.

[@NotShowingOff]

The irony is most business school graduates end up becoming employees, not employers

[@legomunable]

@@NotShowingOff and most who don't finish university cant even do that.

[@MoeSzyslak20]

I love when Dwight tells nate to make something up and he comes up with Dwight being questioned for a string of dognappings

[@nifty5799]

Followed these rules and created Knack 3 now I’m a millionare

[@mofling24]

These rules really makes you feel like Knack 3

[@mylesco.5385]

HERE COMES THE MONEY

[@raybro1841]

Knack 2 babay

[@papa-hoopa8515]

Money money money money dollar dollar

[@J4KETS]

You are a man of culture I see

[@eddy4470]

Nate: "Dwight's being questioned by the police in relation to a string of dog-nappings" Haha. Nate was so underrated.

[@baran4415]

Mr.Schrute invented crossfit.

[@coylio33ify]

Dwight: No king-sized beds. Sorry, no queens either. Jim: o_o Dwight: We make our own mattresses that don't conform to the traditional sizes. Jim: *hangs up phone* O_O

[@bobafett9477]

I made sure to watch this video ASAP as possible

[@justeungars7356]

Asap as possible

[@connorbrown2379]

ASAP as possible

[@volo455]

aSaP as possible

[@karamellcreme]

*ASAP as possible.*

[@MrZer000]

ASAPAP

[@trequor]

"Were you painting in the dark?" Is the funniest moment of any tv show ever of all time

[@delondro6108]

"Were you painting in the dark?" -Pam

[@finismalorum9746]

Levi Peterken Yes.

[@TheNoiseySpectator]

Mose was painting from memory. He would tell you that since you are working with one color, it doesn't matter if you see it, or not.

[@JennaLeigh]

@@levipeterken4020 yes. That's really sad.

[@adamarens3520]

Levi Peterken I’m with you 😉, that’d be hot.

[@TheForlornEidolon777]

Angela at 4:48 haha. Seems so out of character for her, and I love it.

[@s0lati]

I am the owner * ahem * *THE CO-OWNER WITH SATAN.*

[@Unknown-ou4su]

“He is unavailable, fictional, and over qualified.” i resonate with this line on a personal level

[@adrian7289]

I miss the office please more episodes

[@walterclements1597]

I wish they did but the jokes would probably be too "offensive" nowadays because people can't take a joke

[@owenscarsdale4757]

Jim walks in bathroom,Jack Ryan walks out...Dwight...MICHAEL

[@davidfitzgerald3201]

"I learned everything I know about business from Dwight Schrute" - Warren Buffett

[@devonjohnson475]

8:20 Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@attilathehun5067]

Please make Best of David Wallace (16th try.)

[@RoselandGold]

Yes. Please.

[@endrankluvsda4loko172]

You got this!

[@meosh930]

That's like all the episodes he's in.

[@venkatavaradhanchakravarthy]

We have it guys, it's Available

[@henrytherobot]

Lol BEST COMEDY SHOW EVER!

[@playersolis2724]

HENRY THE RC CAR you mean documentary

[@george9371]

Player Solis well, the correct term is actually a mock-umentary lol

[@Pupa_7777]

Hi

[@louisaprice4168]

best show ever**

[@normalnate3447]

Why r u car

[@telmuunn]

I love the _offive_

[@mrh4zard88]

Telmuun it’s actually office jk I know it’s on purpose

[@SoloShelby]

It Wasnt Me! ACTUALLY, you're both wrong. it's The "Orifice"

[@shivamjaiswal439]

I always watch offive clips while I'm drinking my covfefe.

[@mikke2771]

who's long tim?

[@ramona6505]

I love Dwigt

[@reaganbrooke8578]

“Which is you” “ ‘Which is you’ is not a sentence” “Eh I disagree with” 😂😭🤣🤣😭😭😂😭🤣🤣😂😂

[@ringo3507]

I didn't know I needed this compilation.

[@cityzentv410]

Best line ever “Welcome Children”

[@irishdc9523]

2:20 that guy's playing Solitaire

[@roku-chan]

“Thought we wouldn’t notice, but we did.”

[@makinpancakes546]

Hey Pam, Dwight is being questioned by the police in connection with a string of dog nappings. Gets me every time

[@Paran0i3dchick]

Dwight and Angela are perfect for each other 😂

[@andrewsimental5088]

The insane clown posse poster in the daycare room kills me lmao

[@ezlochocobo7850]

"Which is you" "Which is you is not a sentence" "Oh I disagree with" This joke is really underated

[@vaibhavagarwal602]

Can you explain pleease

[@ezlochocobo7850]

@@vaibhavagarwal602 So, Jim says "Which is you", and then Dwight says "Which is you is not a sentence", in which Jim replies "Oh I disagree with", which is also not a sentence since every sentence has a subject, a verb, and makes sense on it's own, in which "Oh I disagree with" does not.

[@vaibhavagarwal602]

@@ezlochocobo7850 ohh tysm classic Jim xd

[@pedrofernandezpena2]

Dwight must have so much money. He runs a beet farm, works as the top salesman, is the owner of the building, has a daycare, and runs a BnB. Please add any others if I forgot them 😂

[@razkable]

the hayplace idea got him paid, he worked at staples for a few weeks, he sold his idea of getting horse meat without killing the animal an idea he sold to a company

[@andrewbillingsley9377]

He is also an actor.

[@Queven.]

Don't forget he runs a gym also and side hustles around Christmas time with the trendiest toys around that time.

[@Josh-jb5cd]

5:25 Isn't that Dwight's sisters child?

[@zaceriabuddy3150]

Josh yes

[@berlynwall1956]

It sure is

[@vikrantd8415]

I lose my shit everytime i watch "Were you painting in the dark?" xD Pam's innocent dialog-delivery makes it even better

[@danabram]

Dwight is the Warren Buffett of Scranton.

[@jiddern973]

And what would Michael be ?

[@davidsalgado2185]

No, that's Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.

[@BuddhaSunn]

To be fair Dwight gym has some functional strength going on.

[@indrau3480]

This should be 14 hours long..and id still watch it

[@nateenowlin9830]

Lmao nobody not got talk about the phone call on 3:46

[@ElAntroDeDager]

5:59 LMAO Isn't that Dwight's nephew?

[@Rujuta_J]

6:26 the way he says “yes “ with a straight face lmfao

[@GowanNelson]

Dwight Schrute + Rainn Wilson = My favorite character in The Office!

[@lunatic_3521]

3:15 underrated xD

[@notaveriebutler8086]

Dwight is my spirt animal😂

[@sharpendesign6604]

3:20 best one of all