Dwight's Schemes - The Office US

[@jamesr5741]

"He eats his yoghurt like he is punishing it for disappointing him." LOL!

[@tigerroselili5765]

That’s not that bad actually

[@GSFigure]

MIND YO BUSINESS DAVID

[@SirFaceFone]

When Ryan berates her for adding the PS-

[@rexeritygaming9866]

this lives rent free in my head

[@darnmiller1143]

Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KEVMAN7987]

"My Diabolical Plan" is a great name for a diabolical plan.

[@Freakbob28]

word

[@dougg2012]

Yep

[@kossend1]

I like it. Simple, easy to remember.

[@humanchannel7825]

Sounds like a GarageBand project

[@shootinghoopswithnoahsmith2426]

Takes all of the heat off of you

[@AlphaCentauri24]

The Mallard/duck/pen thing had an absolutely superb climax!

[@fluffy3401]

@Anton Anton max iq

[@justafrenchpotatoe1257]

Thats what she said

[@Myopnion123]

Dwight executed his plan perfectly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@atch300]

@@justafrenchpotatoe1257 oh… oh no

[@pulkitgaur]

"Did you see saw?" "Of course I see saw. Mose and I see saw all the time."

[@rbrachy2518]

There are captions, we don’t need someone to write out what they’re saying for us.

[@vapnash2555]

@@rbrachy2518 triggered

[@rbrachy2518]

@@vapnash2555 😭

[@Alph4raoN]

ohh you saw the video too?

[@pulkitgaur]

@@Alph4raoN No I didn't. Did you?

[@StegDarkhorse]

"I'm not insane." *Proceeds to listen to a pen for 8 hours*

[@SbLox]

LMAO

[@schadenfreudebabe]

That was kinda the joke

[@michaelhernandez8772]

He wasn't listening to the pen, he was listening to the recording device on the pen

[@xuechuanmi5345]

@@michaelhernandez8772 oh gee thank you so much for the clarification

[@byronee]

@@michaelhernandez8772 ... so he was listening to the pen then.

[@unclebill977]

Michael Scott's "Brain Food" 1. Instant Ramen 2. Bagels

[@jimmyhulton9374]

I’m a very pic fan of your profile pic sir Juan

[@raymond3603]

And mayonnaise and olives

[@babblingalong7689]

and an entire family sized chicken pot pie

[@ChicBeautyxo13]

And fish sticks sandwich’s (aka an aphrodisiac)

[@WalkingwithWendy]

And a soft pretzel.

[@carson11100]

Never ever was there a scheme more diabolical or effective than the snowball torture of Jim Halpert.......😳

[@alski200]

That was the only one of his schemes that didn't backfire on him.

[@felismargarita9135]

Jim kinda deserved it lol

[@carson11100]

@@felismargarita9135 definitely

[@alski200]

@@felismargarita9135 Totally agree

[@madzz10]

I honestly felt bad for Jim, but in reality, he did deserve it

[@claytonbaker49]

Jim has pranks, Dwight has Schemes

[@drwatson221b]

WOORRDD BROTHA!

[@BreadMine]

And Michael had what she said

[@obsidianreign3976]

The reason Toby didn’t want the police searching his stuff is because he is THE SCRANTON STRANGLER

[@michaelscott2410]

Micheal has meetings, Dwight has lectures

[@zombiedevin9679]

Yeah dwight has schemes that fails

[@Zolnierzu]

"It sounds awfully mean.. But sometimes the ends justify the mean" as a non-native speaker it took me a while to get the wordplay and that it's just another of Michael's golden thoughts

[@summeralloe5822]

As a native English speaker, it also took me awhile

[@БранимирМилошевић]

It's supposed to make Michael look stupid because he actually thinks that's the expression but it's genius at the same time.

[@j.madelozo8222]

It actually makes sense lol

[@gian3008]

It makes sense. Sometimes he gets lucky.

[@piyushmahajan5609]

He used different meanings of MEAN in a same sentence so technically it should be absurd but it sounds perfectly meaningful sentence. Genius writing!!

[@SeArCh4DrEaMz]

the writers were absolute geniuses, but none of this could have happened without the immense acting talent of Rainn Wilson

[@Nietabs]

O

[@fan9775]

I want to see a movie with Rain, Bill Hader, Ricky Gervais, and Jackie-chan.

[@rrosomasa]

Haha you fool, Rainn Wilson is a character name

[@mohamedyusuf6479]

@@rrosomasa idek if you’re kidding but😂😂😂😂

[@J7T800]

@@fan9775 Bill honestly looks like Rainn if he had a sharper jawline. People usually can't tell, but it's true.

[@kamariweaver1536]

The whole employee of the month plan was genius

[@monique7885]

It really was. My respect for Dwight grew that day

[@AuroraNora3]

@@monique7885 odd definition of respect but okay

[@smellthel]

Ikr

[@drwatson221b]

Ifkr! It truly was!

[@hadhamalnam]

I guess but in real life people wouldn't get mad like the office characters, they would actually understand it was a mistake

[@shrivigneshsenthilkumar3114]

07:40 "I'm Sorry to have been bugging you for all these years" Dwight's Pun Game is so Strong.

[@creativeandfunnyname3744]

I'm not following.

[@ericmartinez9997]

@@creativeandfunnyname3744 bugging means to annoy someone and it also means to hide a microphone

[@creativeandfunnyname3744]

@@ericmartinez9997 Oh. I'm an idiot. I watch a lot of cartoons. And instinctively associate that pun with literal bugs.

[@freezinghawt]

IT Guy: "You should call the cops" Dwight:" No, the cops called us" I CAN'T xD

[@GSFigure]

Cause thats how 911 works, lol.

[@Imboz]

are you unable to?

[@vasyan123]

His name is Nick

[@dearsal6761]

the episode where he gets everyone to sign a paper without them knowing is epic

[@AryanShahGamingMusic]

stress relief? For his apology letter right

[@ChernorizecHrabyr]

Are you a woman? Cool photo

[@lightningbolt4560]

Can you tell me the name of that episode?

[@softrealms]

@@lightningbolt4560 stress relief part 2 i think

[@KEVMAN7987]

"I wish I had a lair." Don't we all, Dwight. Don't we all...

[@metalpotionalchemy8084]

I do now.

[@Nietabs]

I do now.

[@engihere5434]

I do now.

[@sergeantsainsburys9181]

Hes got MEGAdesk

[@dimlightbulb10]

Everyone has a lair, they just don't refer to it as such. Most people just call it their home.

[@willmares138]

You can see the regret in andy's eyes when Jim points out the accountability booster like a doomsday device

[@iminumst7827]

My favorite part about Dwight's mallard plan, is that it works perfectly but still accomplishes nothing. He gets fake "caught" but is still actually punished by Jim by making Dwight clean his car, and Dwight obviously never finds any real dirt on Jim by listening to hours of Jim's work calls. So all Dwight did was make himself clean Jim's car, yet he still felt so accomplished because his plan "worked"

[@nihaalsandim9986]

😂

[@productcareer]

"I did not" "that was not" "how come not" Listen to this in Kevin's voice🤣

[@johnbarber4549]

I listen to everything in Kevin's voice all time. All the times. All times.

[@Джонатан-р8д]

Say few words. Save time.

[@andreablount3503]

Lol I swear 😂😂

[@bingewatcher6150]

The reason Toby didn’t want the police searching his stuff is because he is THE SCRANTON STRANGLER

[@BreakfastSnack]

Facts!!!

[@T-rexHunters]

No

[@mentos93]

Creed was.

[@luckypule4978]

How do you know?

[@cloudcovercreations]

@@mentos93 There has been so much evidence towards Toby. - He's writing murder novels - He is absent whenever the strangler is mentioned by anyone else but himself. - He feels guilty for putting George Howard Skub on death row. - When he went to talk to him, it's heavily implied that George choked Toby because he admitted the strangler is actually himself. Creed committed other crimes irrelevant to the strangler.

[@S4TANAS.]

Creed: Just pretend like we're talking until the cops leave 😂😂love that old man 11:19

[@babblingalong7689]

Old? He's 30, well this november he'll be 30.

[@RR-xz6bv]

@@kaituminaro6648 creed we need to talk, PM me your coordinates

[@j_iron5049]

I just love how Dwight uses Andy as his cover to escape every time

[@rubysroom9469]

What's even funnier is Andy is so thick he never catches on

[@Subiromba]

And at the end Jim did everything he could to SAVE Dwight's job ...

[@jayakumarkannan3579]

What really? How? Spoil me!!

[@benimou2349]

@@jayakumarkannan3579 dwight was goin to be fired because the was the vp of this project and jim fought dwight so he couldn't go into the room where he would be fired, thus saving his job

[@jayakumarkannan3579]

@@benimou2349 thanks bro appreciate it

[@jf752]

@@jayakumarkannan3579 yeah Robert California was going to fire Dwight for the failure of Sabre in a meeting. basically whoever was in Dwight's position would be the scapegoat. even though it was Robert California who implemented it. but Jim saved him by preventing him from going to the meeting. and since Dwight didn't show up, Todd Packer was immediately promoted to Dwight's position and was fired instead.

[@bwingbwinggwiyomi]

@@aeoyndjuric1679 sure, but Jim has made Dwight destroy his phone like a billion times through Jim's pranks lmaoo which puts an unnecessary hole in Dwight's wallet. Gotta be unbiased here.

[@ivangonzalez-otero429]

Dwight would be an expert at Among Us.

[@Copy_Right_]

Jim is sus guys-

[@ivangonzalez-otero429]

@@Copy_Right_ That would be the first thing Dwight would say.

[@user-ty4dv9ej9f]

@@Copy_Right_ No, he would go with the person he most medium suspects

[@Copy_Right_]

@@user-ty4dv9ej9f true

[@kittylarkin1236]

@@user-ty4dv9ej9f lol nice

[@SourRobo8364]

I never understood why Jim didn't say Dwight made the employee chart. Or clarify that he never asked Dwight to collect cash. Should have just said, "There is no cash prize, Dwight give them their money back."

[@sarwatarannya8786]

Well, that logic can literally be applied to every prank in the show

[@SourRobo8364]

@@sarwatarannya8786 Uh, I don't follow. A lot of pranks in the show use physical comedy. Like Jim moving Dwight's desk to the bathroom. What are you talking about?

[@naumen6508]

@@sarwatarannya8786 you're just pulling this out of nowhere. No, it can't be applied for every prank. In fact it applies very rarely, which is why OC took notice of it.

[@Swiftbow]

When directly confronted, Jim is not on his strongest footing. Like when Roy found him in a compromising position with Pam and he immediately gave away their prank, or again with Roy attacking him directly. Also, he's frequently thrown off by Charles Miner. Or silly mistakes, like blabbing about Pam's pregnancy at the wedding or using his real cell phone at the Sabre store. 'He's also good at turning little issues into bigger ones inadvertently, like when they were trying to get accepted at the daycare, or drawing WAY too much attention to his tux (back to the Charles Miner thing). I think there may be more examples. Jim is quite clever when he has time to think, but if put on the spot, he sometimes stumbles.

[@KwassaKwassa_]

Cuz he got flustered and starting stumbling his words

[@butterspike680]

I like how Michael couldn't bear to wrongfully frame Toby, no matter how much he hates him

[@abhinandj3377]

10:18 "Well that's just mean" "Sometimes the ends justify the mean" Hilarious wordplay

[@rnrtruestories]

Craving bagels at midnight

[@timewarpdrive77]

yo, same

[@runningjalapeno4707]

Same

[@mr.mustard0524]

Sammmmeeee

[@fugit1vegaming397]

Threat level?

[@saiyaf5301]

sammeeee

[@itzhope3787]

Dwight: IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM MILLIONS OF FAMILY SUFFER EVERY YEAR Also dwight: I have a wig for everyone in the office

[@ammo7204]

That's what he said. Jim takes identity theft lightly while Dwight is serious about this stuff.

[@shreyasbhat4126]

"5 strikes in a day equals a home run. 1 home run and you're out" I don't think that's how baseball works XD

[@sciencefiction1097]

1 out and you win the game

[@Rakerong]

I never noticed that when the cops are searching Toby's desk and find the baggie and start to arrest him, Kelly is in the background all concerned and Ryan gives her a kiss on the head to console her.

[@elijaprice]

8:43 I just love the way Dwight evaluates his own punishment and deems it appropriate to the crime he perpetrated. It's little stuff like that that's so brilliant.

[@FloridaWaterAdventures]

3:02 Michael puts both bagels on his keyboard. LOL

[@enzidoso9320]

Nice detail! Hahahsh

[@GHOSTSULLY]

and?

[@Hjaelteomslag]

@@GHOSTSULLY Keyboards are disgustingly filthy.

[@jevondismuke5252]

Brain food lol

[@stjohnsilver9538]

Whoever came up with Dwight's character is a genius and it was very well acted too.

[@charlesjester739]

"Can't a guy just buy some bagels for his friends so they'll owe him a favor which he can use to get someone fired who stole a co-manager position from him anymore??? Jeez, when did everyone get so cynical?"- Dwight Schrute

[@FrenchPaul1988]

I feel that's awfully elaborate.

[@JonJones-lb7nd]

Yeah I watched it

[@feylone1596]

I was waiting for this

[@NoNo-uy2bq]

Wow, we watched the same video, weird that

[@stealthassasin1day291]

"It just seems awfully mean, but sometimes the ends justify the mean." Another golden moment

[@Tojohiruma]

I love how Dwight thought that Jim would be fired for giving himself employee of the month 😂

[@dominickjustave3558]

It would turn the employee's against him

[@Tojohiruma]

@@dominickjustave3558 yeah but he wouldnt get fired for that lol

[@leek7064]

"I'm sorry to have been... bugging you all these years," Dwight says while bugging the room LMAO

[@ameybagal4441]

The Mallord scheme was so genius of Dwight

[@thirdanimator3347]

Not really, if Jim were to even grab the Mallard, he'd immediately know the mallard was watching him. And he'll most definitely pick it up.

[@rexeritygaming9866]

@@thirdanimator3347 its a decoym the pen he puts in jims pen jar right before is the real listening device.

[@thirdanimator3347]

@@rexeritygaming9866 Yes, I know. But that would make Jim immediately suspicious of anything Dwight gives him..

[@pfclex6737]

No it wouldn’t cause he thinks Dwight is dumb

[@thePompousRhombus]

“what the hell is a mallard?” 🦆 -Kelly Kapoor

[@alt-monarchist]

Toby was freaking out because he truly has something to hide. He thought they were on to him, and his strangling activities

[@dennislopez9620]

“Just pretend like we’re talking until the cops leave” hahahahaha

[@adamdonahue2079]

You didn’t have to include the bit with Creed near the end, but you did and I love you for it

[@jamesthereaper7]

“People say, ‘oh it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace.’ Well I say, it’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.” - Dwight Schrute

[@littlebutterfly884]

👏👏

[@pepebeezon772]

This but unironically

[@kozzao]

Yeah I guess Meredith agrees

[@RR-xz6bv]

Gun rights activist 100

[@jevondismuke5252]

That tai chi sword did it for me, he's a true patriot that's for sure.

[@rurururu01]

Ryan: Did you see 'Saw'? Dwight: Ofc I seesaw. Mose and I seasaw all the time. LMAO

[@eliben4066]

I love how Michael decided he didn’t want to go as far as to framing Toby for drug use, no matter how much he hates him

[@alinursayat3854]

1:20 Jim: I was not.. I did not.. Everyone: You did Jim was not an impostor

[@rainbitz9835]

Pam kinda sus

[@alinursayat3854]

@@rainbitz9835 vented

[@amorales1069]

I saw meridith vent

[@koutaless]

Dwight is totally clear

[@ZJasmineDragon]

the fact that ryan just wants to cut Jim's leg off XD

[@Skyte100]

And Dwights instantly not cool with causing physical harm.

[@laportlaportlaport]

@@Skyte100 And his delivery was comedy gold

[@airsofter2247]

"And I framed a bear for eatting out of the garbage" is such a great line that just flys under the radar

[@aakritiroshan523]

Eliminating half of the life from the universe to make it more functional and productive sounds like something Dwight would do.

[@jevondismuke5252]

Dwight Kurt Schrute is Thanos!!!

[@Tonyhouse1168]

3/4s

[@andydavidson8253]

Honestly, the way he addresses the camera directly from 9:13 - 9:35 is like something out of a Stanley Kubrick film. That scene specifically made me realise just how talented an actor Rainn Wilson is.

[@eddysmokes7]

“the cops called us”

[@musicandhorsefreak]

10:15 Michael: Just seems awfully mean .... *But sometimes the ends justify tHe MeAn* Omg how have I never heard this before 😂😂😂

[@alionking1023]

*Nick:* "I think you should call the cops" *Dwight:* "No, the cops called us." 13:14 My fav part XD

[@Hulk_Hoagie_Bread_Master]

Oh, the IT guy has a name . . . Cool

[@kirukato5083]

best part! :D

[@CerebralBuckets]

“The cops called us” gotta be one of the most underrated lines lmao

[@innovativeengineering3210]

Ryan trying to be intimidating has me dead 😂

[@jonas763]

I like how Jim calls Dwight, "Dawight."

[@thoroughlywithfoil]

Dwight is one of the best TV characters of all time. Played to perfection by Rainn Wilson.

[@drmedwuast]

8:07 would have been even funnier if Dwight pulled out a second wooden mallard as receiving device

[@smellthel]

The employee of the month scene made me so mad

[@justbg]

@@zanguusu exactly. The joke completely failed because it relied on Jim inexplicably becoming mute.

[@daniglover3871]

@@justbg guys guys....use this thing called mind a little...jim is a human that makes mistakes...the joke totally worked u just have no taste ...😂😂

[@funfactory4059]

"I'm not insane". Proceeds to listen to 8 hours of Jim talking about paper.

[@karthikn4048]

5:11 "Just smile and wave boys, just smile and wave"

[@narayansolanki1577]

It seems awfully mean. But sometimes the end justify the "mean" -Michael Scarn

[@melvin2467]

2:23 Stanley is always a mood that smile whenever he sees food😂

[@user-ih6vs3eg3o]

1:05 Dwight’s background laugh 😂

[@H3cTicBenj45]

His most diabolical plan was without a doubt switching to 1-ply toilet paper

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

I shudder to think what would've happened if Dwight had stayed the Office's "prankster".

[@Copy_Right_]

This is the only comment you've made with under 1k likes

[@lelouchvibrittania5172]

When's the beard coming?

[@timber72]

The surveillance pen was Dwight's single greatest ploy. He outsmarted Jim by a country mile.

[@devocionn]

3:50 "5 strikes in a day equals a home run and one home run, you are out" *Jim makes the face* I must have seen the office 10 times but this is the first time noticing this gold.

[@calvito-7]

“I’m not insane” - Dwight Schrute

[@madisonmorris7394]

That is something someone trying to convince you they aren’t insane would say to try to convince you they aren’t insane.

[@wakizashiholder]

“The cops called us.” was so badass of Dwight.

[@douglusco5439]

Kevin mocking Jim is just so...devastating...

[@daybeers]

the length of this new video was much appreciated, truly a cinematic masterpiece

[@sukruths5257]

Just your daily reminder that Ryan started the fire!

[@trickshotkid3152]

RYAN STARRTTED THE FIYA!!!

[@riksflx]

RYAN STARTED THE FIRE

[@multifanderisverycrafty]

IT JUST STARTED BURNING! HEY THE TEMPS STILL LEARNING!

[@eugenijusdolgovas9278]

The Temp at Night.

[@multifanderisverycrafty]

@@eugenijusdolgovas9278 lmfao

[@memelordmarcus]

I love the "I'm not crazy" moments from Dwight. "You think I would hide my spy device in a mallard? I'm not insane." "I brought a spud gun into the office and no one knew. Could you imagine if I were deranged?"

[@wwfix3224]

“Did you really think I would put my primary listening device in a mallard?”

[@user-kv9uj3gn4x]

It's a duck

[@bigshaqeatsbeanos4770]

@@user-kv9uj3gn4x no, it’s a mallard

[@kossend1]

@@bigshaqeatsbeanos4770 A mallard is a type of duck

[@bigshaqeatsbeanos4770]

@@kossend1 yeah I know it was a quote from the show

[@FRHFourteen]

At 10:06 Michael says "But sometimes the ends justify the mean" instead of saying "But sometimes the end justifies the means"

[@samuelbrown4764]

His best schemes by far was the accountability booster, the employee of the month, and the fake listening device.

[@Colinkrauss1]

“I wouldn’t even know how to begin a diabolical plan.” Is not how anyone would ever counter being accused of having a diabolical plan. 😂

[@nathanielrotunno4278]

13:48 I chose to believe that the part with the apple was unscripted.

[@jakejackson2670]

"punishment fits the crime, I accept" I'm dead

[@janez6077]

XD this is a whole 15 minutes of my life! Dwight- "I've framed animals before. I've framed a raccoon for opening a Christmas present. I framed a bear for eating food out of the trash."

[@senpai4454]

“Threatening you? ...No” Dwight: *crushes apple*

[@itsjustjuju7945]

**Dispicable Me flash backs**

[@zushiba]

This show was amazing. We need more shows like this and Parks and Rec. Why isn't there any new shows like this anymore :(

[@1cont]

Woke writers are not funny. That's why. Comedy is dead. PC culture killed it.

[@stephaniemorrissey123]

Comedy isn't allowed anymore

[@turboeddude]

Dwight genuinely scares me. If he always got his way, it would be a really bad situation. He's like an evil dictator.

[@nathanielrotunno4278]

“The cops called us.” I’m gonna use that later.

[@juliebelle1756]

Honestly, it does warm my heart that Michael kept trying to stop that investigation at Toby's desk. He's very, VERY, hard on Toby, even basically telling him to kill himself many times, but he is his employee and therefore part of his family. Edit: Forgot Toby is from HR and therefore from corporate :/ Toby is definitely the strangler though, so maybe he deserves to go to jail for that?

[@adriancrevan]

Maybe..?

[@gregorymoore2877]

Toby works for corporate so he’s really not part of the Scranton branch family. Also, he’s divorced, so he’s really not part of his family.

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Shame he never gave me a NY bagel

[@rickylafleur9855]

Wtf dude at least change you're username we can see its u

[@yodukenukem]

„Should have been there“

[@Copy_Right_]

@@yodukenukem geography joke?

[@romanabramov1079]

Lol @Ricky LaFleur .... it's a spoof account

[@rickylafleur9855]

@@romanabramov1079 thanks for the info. Had no idea

[@rsx5294]

“He is melesting people via the internet” - Dwight Shrute

[@JerryDaBes]

Molesting

[@lucaswoods1725]

Discord mods

[@miro5052]

Absolutely love the interactions between Dwight and Ryan. Wish they had more screentime together.

[@Mia-db4vr]

11:17 that moment lmao

[@nogozoo2582]

I love that line: "I think you should call the cops" " No The cops called us"

[@nate-ox5lw]

Dwight's exaggerated laugh at 1:04 is amazing 🤣

[@masterchief5437]

11:55 Michael feels bad for Toby for once

[@TheFiddleFaddle]

Creed's panic during the drug search 🤣

[@narayansolanki1577]

Did anyone notice that Michael says "it worked" at 2:56 when he and Dwight are arguing about Michael's breakfast being an aphrodisiac? Doesn't that mean he got some in the morning?

[@tilinapple]

Just noticing this now, I feel like the see saw scene reveals the ultimate difference between ryan and dwight, ie the final straw that reveals ryan's sociopathy/psychopathy. Things used to be funny pranks or inconvenient schemes until Ryan suggests that he saws Jim's leg off. Its very subtle but its there

[@bhmch39]

Ok. Should not be dying at the fact he got Stanley a pumpernickel.. But 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@ivangonzalez-otero429]

I just realized that I’ve watched every single video about The Office on this KZbin channel.

[@taistanback2054]

Wow!!

[@ivangonzalez-otero429]

@@taistanback2054 I couldn’t find any Th Office videos that I hadn’t watched so I scrolled through the entire channel of The Office and it turns out I’ve seen them all.

[@j_iron5049]

“I think you should call the cops” “The cops called us” Lmao

[@steveschmidt3961]

lol "you should call the cops" dwight: "the cops call us"

[@conversationswithmla]

Creed's surrender when the cops came through for Toby is comedic gold.