Dwight's Emergency Management Chart - The Office US

[@facelessman9224]

"I promise to give authority back as soon as this crisis is over..." The last words every Democracy hears.

[@BeaverChainsaw]

Except rome and sparta but those were the weird ones (Sparta is technically an oligarchy but there was always emergency monarch that return power when crisis over) (Edit forgot to mention Turkey which the military can intervene if they feel the government doesn't live up to the founder's vision which as of yet works with them rewriting the constitution and giving up power to civilian government which is shitty but shocking)

[@ZackNeill]

Isn't that how Rome became an Empire?

[@jd2192]

Its what happened in star wars lol I love democracy

[@RandyBoBandy.]

Just ask every blue state governor.

[@chrisk6668]

@@BeaverChainsaw it's exactly how rome fell.

[@rohanbains2009]

I love how on the chart Dwight put himself slightly higher than Jim by putting "original assistant regional manager"

[@mattearl1270]

I love little details like that

[@zakesters]

Jim also is apparently assumed to have died in the emergency.

[@0Chujo0]

Assistant TO THE regional manager

[@razkable]

@@0Chujo0 no he became officially assitant regional manager without a pay raise in the fight at the end of episode 6 season 2 where he remained until he lost that position going for mike's job in the coup season 3 episode 3 i believe ...they just do not mention it....

[@TXnine7nine]

Or how he put dual “male” symbols next to Oscar’s name because he’s gay 😂

[@schismaticsci1458]

Adolf Hitler asking President Paul Von Hindenburg to approve the Enabling Act (1933 colorised)

[@Damo2690]

Lol

[@jorgen1990]

It’s German so that sounds about Dwight.

[@aurora_stream]

But President Hindenburg did sign and pass the Enabling Act lmao

[@tommyagosta30]

Lol

[@SRTBahndosi]

“i promise to give authority back to you when this crisis is over”

[@vonKarasz]

Dwight's emergency disaster mode is hilarious, it includes Mose and all his family members on the right side of the chart. :D

[@Zeldus123]

vonKarasz lol it also has Andy crossed out and everyone in shipping behind bars 🤣🤣🤣 oh the details

[@yogainstructor4437]

Camilo Morfa HAHA Jim is the assistant manager. Yet Dwight has his name above Jim listing himself as the “original assistant manager”. Dwight is the assistant to the regional manager. Oh the details...

[@andriotabuzo591]

How do you guys even see that

[@jbolanowski1]

I just realised that on the original chart all the black people are marked (they have black fist next to them raised in black power gesture :p ), and Andy is a Cornell graduate :D

[@jbolanowski1]

and Oscar has double male sign next to him (You know... because of gay) and Toby apparently is Jewish (had no idea btw)

[@toml3051]

The classic statement: I will return authority when this crisis is over.

[@Nothing-1w3]

Dwight: I love democracy, I love the office

[@matthewdunk]

I was just going to say Dwight is very Palpatine is this scene.

[@_Stormfather]

Dwight is every world government right now

[@hazmatt3250]

@@_Stormfather yeah… about that…

[@paul_vlad]

Canada taking notes

[@soumitrasaxena1993]

I love the attention to detail in the chart (pause at 0:02) -> - Dwight puts himself as the "Original Assistant Regional Manager" above the "Assistant Regional Manager" Jim Halpert. - Darryl and Stanley have brown fists next to their names, you know why. - Oscar has two male symbols (because gay) and Toby has the Star of David next to his name. - Creed Bratton is between " " because he knows that there is a chance that it is not his real name. - Kevin Malone has the Irish shamrock next to his name.

[@luxtenax9175]

Also, Andy has a person wearing a graduation cap, probably because he's the only one who has graduated from college? or maybe because he never shuts up about it and Dwight considers that to be his only redeeming quality.

[@DoctorReflux]

That creed bratton thing is great. Sometimes Dwight can be legitimately badass and it makes it all the funnier when Michael dissed him

[@gracianoalvirde4957]

Soumitra Saxena They also had Devon on the chart but his name is crossed out.

[@cheesesteakphilly]

Soumitra Saxena Andy also has a silhouette of a guy with a “graduate cap” because he prides himself in graduating from Cornel. This chart is incredibly detailed! Even the menstrual cycles have different moons on them lol.

[@soumitrasaxena1993]

Oh damn I saw the moons but did not realize that they meant this. Dwight's knowledge of his colleagues (and future subordinates) is really deep.

[@excellentbill69]

"It zigs past your name, hence zagging you and making you appear weak."

[@KingGreatness2355]

Thus the yellow color, yellow meaning cowardly

[@deathsdoor07]

*pass

[@DeathDiety365]

@@deathsdoor07 ZAGG

[@deathsdoor07]

@@DeathDiety365 I don't get the joke.

[@DeathDiety365]

@@deathsdoor07 me too

[@MankyDanky]

“I promise to give authority back to you when this crisis is over.” -Julius Caesar 46BC to the Roman Republic Senate

[@Timotainment]

Did Dwight just trademark his own name

[@cedriccanlas2717]

Timotainment I just realized.

[@cienzen3077]

to prevent identity theft. Millions of family suffers from it.

[@Orangeflava]

only for 1000 years. lol

[@hankkingsley2976]

Just like Billy Joel

[@RIFLQ]

Timestamp?

[@meterplej2379]

Only now i realized that the warehouse crew would be locked in prison under dwight :D

[@kylepodulsky]

Peter Mlej and he wants to fire andy lol big red X on his name

[@matthewriley7826]

Probably both!

[@yamnayaseed356]

those are worker cages probably.

[@vanshgarg5514]

"Do it. Say it. Now. 5. 4. 3. Say it. 2. 1" Dwight used this exact method to buy Andy's car cheap. He must think this method is super effective in fools, but forgot Michael is a secret genius

[@Helladamnleet]

People forget that for as silly as Michael is he became manager somehow.

[@rentisme]

I love dwight's opportunism, like he always has a plan to turn any situation into a dwightuation

[@artzequer1143]

Jim: “corporate will decide your fate” Dwight: “i am corporate” Jim: “not yet” Dwight: “its treason then!”

[@wimpwampwomp]

I'm picturing Dwight attempting to Force-lightning Jim while the latter just smirks at the camera

[@medilyesoudhini7411]

0:35 "to not duplicate or transmit the intellectual property of Dwight K Schrute for 1000 years " epic attention to detail

[@IronVigilance]

I love Creed's name is in quotation marks, indicating that Dwight doesn't really believe that his real name😂

[@Cpenguiner123]

0:37 I love michael's face.

[@Karla60100]

yeah, this kills me! 😂

[@dingers5days]

“It zigs past your name, hence *zagging* you” gets me every time

[@aidanionescu1459]

I like how Devons on the list even though he has like 2 minutes of screen time an didn't even last more than 4 episodes.

[@Joe_Parmesan]

It's a good nod to an older episode, but an updated chart probably shouldn't have included him

[@JiJi-sl6tk]

it also has Tom from accounting who commited suicide... the detail is a little concerning from dwight

[@Joshua-iz1go]

Dwight always liked Devon after all. He gives him his job back years later

[@africankingjon]

@@Joshua-iz1go When? I never watched the new episodes sorry but I’m still intrigued

[@africankingjon]

@@Joshua-iz1go newer seasons (7-9)

[@Somnus88]

00:33 Andy gets fired under the emergency disaster mode.

[@ryandennison8754]

While still having authority over him.

[@PurdyGood91]

Michael: what's the pink? Dwight: Menstrual Cycles Michaels face expression kills me....he like OOOKKK 😂😂😂

[@marylangleytaber1785]

Julio Chavero I googled the actual chart and it's at stalker level honestly he has all the weeks and everything it scares me

[@The.Morrigan]

The pink under meredith's name has an X for menopause hahahah!

[@rickytickytimbo9182]

Dwight Schrute and Abed Nadir are the only two men I know who chart women's cycles

[@bossgandy]

He is totally onboard. Also, Dwight likes to menstruate himself so he can get rid of stupid calendars and sync with moon cycles

[@darkmatter5940]

@@The.Morrigan No, it's because of her histeroctomy

[@NYCGemini2000]

"emergency disaster mode" it gives me full authority over everybody 😂 Dwight is hilarious

[@antoniomontemarano8885]

Taurean Simmons thanks for the play by play

[@anponmon]

Honestly this video actually shows how organised dwight is when creating the diagram

[@mihikaroy1643]

This is the first time I've seen Michael look into the camera like Jim Lmao! 0:37

[@matthewriley7826]

Lol he usually gives the camera a glance when Dwight’s up to his antics.

[@DelQOTSA]

He did it when Andy punched the wall aswell

[@carlosmedellin1214]

"I promise to give authority back to you once this crisis is over" ~Chancellor Schrute (Darth Beetus) c. idk when

[@mellhurstg4148]

I would serve Darth Beetus

[@aakksshhaayy]

circa a long time ago, location: a galaxy far far away

[@r_jean7174]

I like how throughout the show they dont forget about Devon. Like in the last episode dwight rehired him and the emergency chart has his name crossed out. Nice little touch

[@jorgenunez4455]

The moment Devon is fired and is destroying Michael's coupon he invites everyone in the office for a drink at Poor Richards, everyone except for Creed, Dwight, Angela and Michael. Michael and Creed just get him out of a job, but Devon never liked Dwight or Angela because of reasons. However, is funny how Dwight kinda likes him.

[@loei9898]

I see Dwight is using the same tactic as when he got Andy to sell him his car.

[@mayancrampton6704]

Well it’s the same episode lol

[@Hmoo424]

The little details they put in that chart is what makes this show a masterpiece. The board is only showing for seconds but they cared to make it funny even if the audience didn’t notice.

[@kgfes]

Michael doesn't habitually look at the camera but when he does 0:37 it's pure gold

[@PurdyGood91]

Imagine trying to win a Search and Destroy game with Dwight

[@hardspumoni6940]

Julio Chavero I'd take him over the 0 kills in 5 round teammates i usually have.

[@PurdyGood91]

The Casual Gamer me too lol we will go undefeated lol

[@skierskater1000]

You should play Second Life with him.

[@swordfireguy5869]

"Intellectual Property of Dwight K. Schrute for 1000 years."

[@nrdaniel1994]

Eagle eye man 😂

[@a_leis7]

“It zigs past your name, hence, zagging you, making you appear weak” lmao

[@S1mp1n]

i love how dwight acknowledges jim as assistant regional manager, but still puts himself higher as original assistant regional manager.

[@isaiahbiggs8070]

I love how michael is immune to dwights pressure technique unlike andy

[@arbitrarystuff1229]

Dwight's Manifesto as he attempts to be elected chancellor of Germany, 1933. Colourised

[@omarmir8426]

Do it do it do it. Well done DK Schrute.

[@Raw_naq]

that's what she said

[@endlessfreedomful]

Shia Lebeouf is his student

[@Goatlover1027]

OMG for Stanley and Darryl, he has the "fight the power fist" 😂

[@foodbug]

"Emergency power" reminds me too much of Jar Jar proposing the same thing lol

[@newtonchambo]

Dwight be like:“I love democracy, I love the office. The power you give me I will lay down when this crisis has abated!”

[@justinholtbayette2485]

I went looking for someone else like me. I found him. Thank you.

[@sonoftheway3528]

a few months later: Dunder Mifflin will be reorganized into the FIRST OFFICE EMPIRE!

[@ronanclarke798]

He just wants to make it a safer and securer office

[@davidkippy101]

DO IT

[@victorselve8349]

And so democracy dies

[@mijreed]

I love how Dwight is just slightly higher than Jim on the org chart

[@naterk9460]

0:50 Anakin: "I shouldn't." Palpatine: "Do it. 5, 4, 3, 2, do it."

[@jemert96]

DEWIT

[@jmmypaddy]

What I love about the original chart is this: 1. The cross through Devon. The fact it has Andy Bernard means that Dwight really likes showing who has been eliminated 2. Phyllis and Stanley report to Andy, but not Dwight who was moved down from Assistant Regional Manager when Jim became the new Assistant. 3. Also Dwight put himself above knowingly he report to either Andy directly or to Jim indirectly 4. Creed's name is in speech marks 5. The pictures and symbols next to each person, so bad 6. There is also a crossed out name in the account team In the emergency disaster mode: 1. He eliminates Andy 2. All the warehouse staff are under lockdown

[@FerHardRocker]

The corssed out bame in the accounting area probably is the guy they mention that killed himself in the episode Michael reads from the sugestions box.

[@jacobangeles5539]

Also in emergency mode, Dwight adds his relatives (Especially Mose) in his chart

[@matthewriley7826]

Good thing Darryl never saw the emergency disaster mode chart.

[@ronneyrocksray1586]

0:15 Dwight Schrute Original Regional Maneger 😂

[@minecraftWithDanielD]

“Ryan disciplining Stanley”? Well............flashback to that one time?

[@NavidIsANoob]

0:02 Lmao holy shit he actually kept the women's menstrual cycles. And it even makes sense because Meredith had her uterus removed and Phyllis is... too old? To get children.

[@marylangleytaber1785]

NavidIsANoob the actual chart is online and the intense detail scared me and makes me wonder if he has a copy including everyone on Earth because it wouldn't surprise me. The fact that Meredith had her uterus removed doesn't surprise me either

[@lordofthought]

1:08 IS THE BEST PART WITH THE BEST ACTING

[@AsifImran]

I love how Michael kept denying Dwight's request despite being put under pressure. Can't mess with a master of sales.

[@michaelrjburnside]

Dwight put Andys position as “Regional Director in charge of sales”

[@mark-ish]

0:35 Terminates Andy

[@nigelmrweirdo]

Dwight’s pressure can only intimidate Andy into selling his car to Dwight, Michael is too strong!!

[@maneoj46]

Andy is genuinely a doofus that’s almost the textbook definition of “yes man”. Michael may be a idiot, but he’s also a people pleaser that hates confrontation. Dwight’s been reading The Art of War to get to this level of “know your enemy”

[@matthewriley7826]

@@maneoj46Also even Michael knows a Dwight with “authority” is an extremely bad idea😂

[@Anon-h4f]

0:36 that look Thats the only time you can see Michael acting mature

[@matthewriley7826]

He has some underrated glances at the camera for situations.

[@shosho_hrubblefongers9311]

Dwight is a Sith Lord

[@gregorymoore2877]

Yes, and at Halloween he reveals his true self.

[@asdas8887]

Dwight K. Sheev Palpatine Shrute!!

[@KTK44]

What are you? A monk?

[@asdas8887]

+KTK pfff!! I'm a Sith Lord!!!

[@ChernorizecHrabyr]

0:33 hahahahahahaah Michael's look man lolol

[@fallonrishiva7841]

I love that Dwight thinks that if Michael gave him authority he would be able to keep it game of thrones style. Like this isn't a company with positions and legal documents.

[@cherrybomb4184]

“All right, you’re gonna have to deal with this yourself” and storms off. Bahahhahaha

[@TotoDG]

A little detail I don't think anyone considered: Earlier in the episode, Dwight is quite easily able to scam Andy into selling him an X-Terra so that he can flip it for profit. As is well-established in the show, Dwight is consistently one of the best (and usually _the_ best) salesmen in the Scranton branch, whereas Andy is one of the most pathetic. So why isn't Dwight able to convince Michael so easily? Well, if there was ever a better salesman in Scranton than Dwight, it's Michael Scott. He sees right through Dwight's tricks, and knows better than to agree to his proposition. No point to this comment, I just thought it was a nice little touch that I don't think very many people picked up on.

[@stephansteele2357]

🦵🏿👃🏽

[@jacobp249]

Why yes, I noticed that the first time I saw this years ago

[@noraabb]

I thought of the same thing when Dwight started persuading him by saying “do it. don’t think. Say it.” it’s the same method he used on andy but it didn’t work on Michael because as you said he saw right through it. I love that detail.

[@Ranger1812]

There was a point: education.

[@nachorodriguez2822]

“Original Assistant to the regional manager”

[@finkretana]

is the people of the warehouse in a cage? ROLF

[@MarloSoBalJr]

Prison

[@matt9741]

Are you speaking of Dwight’s good friend Rolf?

[@tommytwomommy]

They’ve all been to the clink!

[@selkirkswift]

“I promise to give authority back to you when this crisis is over” - emperor palpatine

[@jackcassidy9963]

I think it's funny how Dwight trying to become a dictator is a running gag throughout the show

[@anthony.morini]

“Do it! Do it! Do it! 5 4 3 2 Do it! “

[@Hella_Nghifindaka]

I love the way Michael said: "NO!" When we all expected him to say Yes! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@DerexArchives]

i love how michael does the camera look at 0:37

[@danieltobin4498]

One of the few times where I approve of Michael’s decision.

[@MrRetlav]

I noticed that Dwight's way to try and convince people is counting and saying "do it" a bunch of times, and he does this A LOT!

[@nightfox2607]

Dwight's way of disciplining Stanley would have been to tranquilize him until he obliges. 😂

[@mrmickfran]

*DID I STUTTER???*

[@hanzc9166]

MrMrmickfran I think you did s s stuttee e e r

[@Bruthalko2553]

The Palpatine reference lol

[@ysammo214]

What time stamp?

[@jacobhoover1654]

Give a time stamp. Dew it. Dew it.

[@Kveldrunari]

"Do not duplicate or transmit intellectual property of Dwight K. Schrute for 1,000 years." XD

[@shakir1998]

I was really hoping Michael would give Dwight the power here as I really would've like to have seen how he would discipline Stanley.

[@cousinmose3193]

It's amazing how many of these video clips have been posted, yet there are at least 40 more clips that need to be posted. Keep up the good work🙂

[@elric4957]

Dwight is whispering like a devil here 😂

[@MoneyAfterDeath]

“Is there anybody, anybody at all that can deal with this?... except for me?” 😂

[@isaackim2559]

Michael looking at the camera is one of my favorite moments in the show

[@ijneb1248]

Dwight really put everyone in the warehouse behind bars

[@varies4487]

I’m sure if Dwight finished his countdown Michael would’ve actually done it but he got to 2 and stopped.

[@razkable]

this is why i love every dwight mike one on one scene...you can't even tell if mike is agreeing with him or not and every second theres a change in expression momentum whatever making all their interactions interesting to rewatch to see what their feeling at a given moment or thinking unlike say jim or pam talking with people when they usually are just being boring..usually inside hes agreeing with him but outside he has to front knowing dwight is insane and he will get in trouble for giving him total power cause he will abuse it and never give it back...i love moments where he says he will think about it lol...he could be telling the truth but he may just be lying..he is so frazzled we have no clue....

[@varies4487]

@@razkable well said. I think anyone with Dwight naturally have really good chemistry but with Michael it’s a whole other kind of chaos. It’s like they’re having mind games against each other but at the same time, may both just be really dumb

[@keeperofthetriforce7]

Dwight is Julius Cesar and Michael is the senate

[@Raw_naq]

Phyllis and Meredith reached Menopause 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gracefreeman1016]

Meredith had her uterus removed

[@rlascelles3361]

Anyone noticed Dwight is “original assistant regional manager?😂😂 gold

[@tomnguyen8546]

"Execute Order 66..."

[@0megaFan]

I like that the chart implies that aside from Michael and Toby, Ryan _only_ has authority over Stanley and no one else

[@AmericasComic]

I wanna see how Dwight would have managed if he was in charge of the Quarantine.

[@Alex_K221]

Everyone stuck in their homes for three years. If you wanted to go out you’d have to enter in your 28 character long code. First time you’re caught out side you get a demerit. Three demerits and you’ll get a citation. Five citations and you’ll get a violation. Four of those and you get a verbal warning. Then a written warning. Another one of those get’s you a disciplinary review written by him and placed on the desk of his immediate superior. Also you wouldn’t be able to have any large gatherings for anything. (That includes birthdays, holidays, funerals, protests, sports, etc).

[@radhikavij5921]

Michael’s expressions at 0:36 🤣🤣🤣

[@dwightschrute9618]

I track the menstrual cycles of every female employee I work with.

[@marylangleytaber1785]

Dude I fear you. Well done

[@loverunriley]

that’s creepy

[@herlastvoyage]

Dwight Schrute, how do you manage to do that? Do you go through the trash or what?

[@SoapinTrucker]

😖💨 erasing visual

[@isabellalam08]

I didn’t notice before that there’s quotation marks around creed’s name, indicating it’s probably not his real name

[@Gid-J]

Dwight sounds a lot like Trudeau this last week.

[@ImperatorClass]

Dwight literally trying to be granted Emergency Powers. His speech at the conference was apt.

[@thenman23]

greatest show ever

[@naterksmr]

"Good Anakin! Good! Kill him. Kill him now." "I shouldn't..." "Do it. 5, 4, 3, 2... Do it."

[@BearKub13]

"This office needs a strongman" Dwight I don't think you actually know what that means buddy.

[@antmakov]

Thank god we have this channel to remember all the great scenes in The Office, thank you

[@Aussienewslover]

"I promise to give authority back to you once this crisis is over" HBAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@einar_p5069]

"Intelectual property of Dwight K. Schrute for 1000 years"

[@TheMinesweeps]

*"Creed Bratton"*

[@ReverseJuxtapose]

The Minesweeps William Charles Schneider. 😁

[@WillSkiboi]

I love how "Creed bratton" is the only one in quotations

[@kevinmalone1141]

how come i’m never in charge of anyone?

[@rishivachaspathyastakala866]

I read it in Kevin's voice

[@DJArpit1]

Me too 😂

[@josie4065]

Me too

[@Shadozetsumei]

I love how "Creed Bratton" is in quotes, even the office doesn't know who he really is lol

[@marcioaso]

But he is Creed Bratton, even in real life.

[@iamstorm243]

It would've been interesting to see if Dwight would give power back to Michael

[@razkable]

we saw in the coup he would not...he loses his mind the moment he gets power

The best thing about this episode is to notice that Creed is the only one with " " in this chart. Genius.

[@laurocoman]

He'd b such a good Palpatine "DEW IT"

[@TheReflectiveCoachPodcast]

I love how everyone's names are normal but Creeds is in quotes😂😂