Dwight Schrute LIFE LESSONS - The Office US

[@cheek1983]

“Ryan, you don’t have to wrestle him. Ryan... just get in the coffin.” Gets me every time

[@Joe_Parmesan]

Me too. How calmly he says "get in the coffin", with added reassurance in his voice that things will be ok lol

[@op-fb2cm]

It was improvised.

[@normalnate3447]

Time stamp pls

[@sushantvaid1893]

@@Joe_Parmesan 😂😂😂😂

[@mattslupek7988]

Where are all the animals?

[@theparkinglot_turtle9353]

“I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby”

[@supernerd7638]

TheParkingLot Turtle favorite quote fosho

[@SamuelWang1]

How did u get so many likes wtf

[@theparkinglot_turtle9353]

Oh dang. Thx guys. You are all truly Scott’s Tot’s.

[@julianwulian6547]

TheParkingLot Turtle oh shit free laptop batteries?

[@theparkinglot_turtle9353]

Well... Online courses are a viable option to a traditional college experience

[@__m__a__x__]

"I now have the strength of a grown man and a baby" classic Dwight

[@TheDragonaf1]

May you fight with the strength of 10 full grown men.

[@dwightk.schrute3934]

I still believe I’m stronger for it

[@unseenufo]

And a little baby*

[@mwilliamshs]

Classic misquote

[@aguywithalotofopinions412]

What about the actual life lesson he gives to Ryan? “You know why you haven’t made a single sale? Because you think you know everything. You need to trust that maybe there are other people that can teach you things.”

[@horacevu]

Its called bullcrap and a client can smell it from a mile away.

[@boredhi3454]

Owo you are a guy with a lot opinions

[@krishnaj.6846]

@@boredhi3454 🤣

[@mrmm4145]

Not everything is a lesson ,Ryan Sometimes you just fail

[@amytgt903]

@@mrmm4145 My personal favorite

[@jbear3839]

Everytime the fact the one weapon he chooses to hide in the toliet is the only one he has to put his mouth on gets me 😂😂😂

[@justinhansen9355]

Remember exposing yourself to germs is the best way to build antibodies - Dwight

[@jbear3839]

@Steves Chair Sorry Stanley.

[@03PaK]

@@justinhansen9355 “bowl of dirt.”

[@dirtdiv3r]

It's clean water... geez ppl

[@donalddickerson206]

To be fair, it's in the sanitary part of the toilet.

[@Fifatrill]

“too many people on this earth, we need a new plague.” -dwight k schrute

[@rudiausbuddeln3652]

But please only in third world countries

[@VenViper]

@@rudiausbuddeln3652 including you

[@annewanjiru2617]

@@rudiausbuddeln3652 why?? because people in developing countries are lesser beings? What a foolish statement to make

[@grizzledwarveteran2321]

Thanos

[@XpXpert]

Avengers Infinity War in a nutshell

[@kaylacherry5173]

"don't be an idiot", changed my life

[@natejacobs8132]

Kayla Cherry “don’t be an idiot, changed my life.”*

[@guy_incognito7538]

@@natejacobs8132 " 'Don't be an idiot.' Changed my life."

[@natejacobs8132]

Caleb Teague Right

[@TigreDemon]

"Changed my life, don't be an idiot"

[@guy_incognito7538]

@@TigreDemon ?

[@jacobgasser3093]

Dwight would be that one teacher in school that doesn't stick to the standards and we learn all sorts of wack stuff

[@dragonblaze7133]

I would love that

[@JFLO455]

Not wack stuff

[@iyitoufasader8816]

he would actually be the funnest best teacher ever

[@hoppingh907]

Bears. Beets. Battle star galactica

[@cassiebrooke5908]

But then you would leave the class smarter than everyone else in your grade lol

[@big__dooosh]

Me: *wants to breathe* Mind: "idiots breathe" Me: *suffocates*

[@dwightk.schrute3934]

Josephi Krakowski so do geniuses idiot

[@steeloutdoors9408]

I want your channel name

[@ARealTaco]

Thanks for the li

[@britishwaffleproductions4762]

Josephi Krakowski but idiots also Suffocate we have entered a paradox

[@serenityakers4810]

Oh... My... God...... GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!

[@SooHaaacked]

3:33 *“I did however tip my urologist”* LOL!!

[@Samuftie]

3:33 please edit ur comment and add this timestamp. Thanks!

[@SooHaaacked]

@@Samuftie I will, thank you for asking nicely

[@doubleaa_02]

“Safety is... **CLICK.** *ON.”*

[@dwightk.schrute3934]

Adam Arndt I wouldn’t of shot him anyway

[@billybarty2948]

@@dwightk.schrute3934 👴🏿🚬 GO BACK 2 MEXICO

[@sheluvmase9915]

BILLY BARTY what’s that supposed to mean

[@brieuclefaou3080]

I was the 1000th like!!!!!

[@maxthronson1135]

BILLY BARTY tf

[@norteno149]

0:43 The way Dwight says “resorbed the other fetus.” And the way he shrinks the toy is gold.

[@Joe_Parmesan]

Me too lol I believe Rainn Wilson spoke about on the commentary for that episode (though it could've been a different episode)

[@jkajmo]

Personally I'll never smile if I don't have to, Dwight taught me that showing one's teeth is a sign of weakness. Also that "R" is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it "murder" not "mukduk" Thanks Dwight.

[@a.demifemiflapo5795]

He couldn't have been more wrong.

[@yesipan]

@@a.demifemiflapo5795 *He couldn't have been more right

[@DonGarcia11]

@@a.demifemiflapo5795 I disagree with.

[@Shockwave99999]

@@DonGarcia11 is this a reference to kevins time saving?

[@DonGarcia11]

@@Shockwave99999 It's something Jim tells Dwight to make him angry, something about ending sentences with prepositions.

[@roryhudson5677]

I love how at 4:10 you can see that Dwight isn't even looking at the camera, he's looking straight into the eyes of the cameraman. This show is honestly kind of genius.

[@keeto787]

*dead goose on the desk* “Aww Dwight we talked about this..” 😂

[@duckdestroyer2412]

I want to know his recipe for goose. Anyone who has eaten wild goose can tell you that it tastes awful.

[@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059]

@@duckdestroyer2412 then why do people hunt them?

[@duckdestroyer2412]

Because I'm not gonna lie it is fun as hell. So you choke it down so it is still ethical and not just killing for sport.

[@Joe-Nathan]

The show’s been over for half a decade but this channel is still very active and I love it. Edit: spelling

[@JD.Knight]

Nearly half a million views in 1 day....crazy 😂😂

[@JD.Knight]

@Bicc OG are you sure....as its not original content?

[@araaraurydice]

Has it really been that long?? I've just started watching actually.

[@drServitis]

How many years is half a decade?

[@veridiumundaunted7978]

@@drServitis 5

[@takl1112]

This video has taught me more than 17 years of school

[@bandit1726]

Same

[@arturocaldwell7950]

U must be dumb af then

[@levipeterken4020]

How many years of school are you doing?

[@Lee0812]

Levi Peterken prolly including post secondary

[@assistanttotheregionalmana3002]

Arturo Caldwell yep. Must be fuckin stupid.

[@da.4]

"I say that it's better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally than by a stranger on purpose"

[@dxt4172]

*floop* ;)

[@layyouin6860]

I mean, c'mon, really think about what that means... It is brilliant!

[@zypher4794]

Ok but what happens if your hurt by someone you know in purpose

[@TheItalianoAssassino]

Actually based

[@a-dizzlem-shizzy1206]

“Too many people on this earth.we need a new plague” 2020:that’s a good idea

[@minecraftveteran8229]

A-Dizzle M-Shizzy Coronavirus

[@jimmygeis8951]

A-Dizzle M-Shizzy lol tru

[@colevoncole7747]

Coronavirus is a pandemic not a plague

[@colevoncole7747]

Two different things

[@komugi944]

A plague is an infectious disease caused by a bacterium spread from rats to humans by means of flea bites.

[@kiddosjelken4033]

Dwight- “We need a new plauge” 2020- write that down! write that down!

[@drip1427]

i was 69th like.. i’m the chosen one

[@yamirmedina5136]

7:05

[@PubgmMANTAHL]

Corona is not a plague

[@Junkrr_0]

@@PubgmMANTAHL kinda is

[@FuriousKAMEX]

@@Junkrr_0 not even close

[@Chronas9.9]

Honestly, Dwight was the best part of the entire series.

[@VenViper]

Michael aswell

[@hokispokis9913]

y e s

[@neomcdoom]

It’s different for different people. For me it was Michael.

[@kiddingme01]

@@neomcdoom that's what she said...or he said...

[@kryptev8297]

@@kiddingme01 because of gay

[@albertehenderson1363]

0:40 So That's why His feelings regenerate twice the speed of normal man's

[@crewyt4780]

genius 100

[@NathanCorleone]

The speed of a man..and a little baby

[@dwightk.schrute3934]

Correct.

[@OGimouse1]

I mean, fetuses are primarily stem cells...lol

[@edmondmills4070]

You forgot that moment when Jim asks Dwight: "Why did you come here?" "To socialize. And inform."

[@tamedfoxes2682]

when you realize cousin Mose created/wrote the good place

[@SkankHunt-vb2qc]

I'm on the fence would you recommend that show?

[@ares9607]

@@SkankHunt-vb2qc yes

[@tamedfoxes2682]

@@SkankHunt-vb2qc it’s really good

[@hyperspeed2272]

@@SkankHunt-vb2qc It’s so funny

[@nathanritchie9875]

And Brooklyn 99

[@blackfireacid315]

9:58 Dwight: I can casually stop the blow, Jim: (slap) Dwight: (shocked pikachu face)

[@AlpineShepherdBoy]

How would I describe myself? Three words: hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.

[@PatrickWagz]

I agree with down-sizing. I even brought it up on my job interview!

[@nataliahall236]

and a furry

[@AlpineShepherdBoy]

uwu

[@dwightk.schrute3934]

I don’t do math very well, that’s why I’m a salesman not an accountant

[@imondiscord1177]

UwU

[@themartian3213]

“Don’t be an idiot, changed my life.” This is an amazing line. Thank you so much for all the likes!

[@gerritkruger4014]

Packing in Trump art of the deal😂

[@nakumiseken2]

The real funny is.if the idiot think.he wont do that

[@gerritkruger4014]

@@nakumiseken2 that's why I said it....🤦

[@PFC2018]

New life motto

[@DutchDouchebag]

"Thanks for all the likes!" Wow, you really needed a digital extension of your ego _that bad_ huh

[@ScoutJeanLouise]

I love the moment when Dwight was the sane one. like, Robert California: This medal was my grandfather's. He received it for acts of courage. For excellence. It's a tribute one man gives another. I could give you a job, Dwight. Why not let me give you something even better? Dwight: It's a job interview, not a flea market.

[@batfan1939]

Or when the GPS told Michael to drive into the lake.

[@dwightk.schrute3934]

If I wanted to go to the flea market I would’ve

[@love4soapie]

Batfan1939 ikr

[@ringofasho7721]

Also Dwight: my grandfather also received medals, but they were taken away in the Allied concentration camp

[@meerkat_4660]

“It’s better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally, than a stranger on purpose” That's actually good advice in the context of other situations. This is said a lot by martial arts teachers. Parents complain that they don’t want their children to participate in lessons because they don’t want them to get hurt. In response the instructors always say something along the lines of what Dwight said

[@renanleandro5914]

Tho in the case of guns, I do think it's better to be shot by someone you dont know than by someone you know

[@seanhartnett79]

@@renanleandro5914trueZ

[@wesleeson]

"it's better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally than a stranger on purpose." -Dwight Kickass Shrute.

[@nahumgale9738]

You forgot the best life lesson of all: “That’s how it goes sometimes, you know... you lose everything and everything falls apart and eventually you die and no one remembers you.” That’s a very good point, Dwight.

[@zzig4447]

Nahum Gale and this. “Women are like wolves. If you want one you must trap it. Snare it. Tame it. Feed it!” 😆

[@tracedapig3985]

a

[@deepakmnair4165]

5:56 Nothing to worry about. Just using the scope. Safety is... On. Classic Dwight. 😆🐻🌟

[@deepakmnair4165]

@AmFilms123 I didn't miss that. That's why I put the small pause with 3 dots. 😆😆

[@dwightk.schrute3934]

I’m very good with guns

[@Julio-it1pl]

You missed the beets

[@goldwincs]

7:02 LOL I can't help but think of Dwight's "Too many people on this earth. We need a new plague" line every time I'm in a crowded room

[@mercenariofula2882]

Dwight inspired Thanos

[@davidordaz5251]

Me everyday

[@croonch6538]

I quote it in school daily, lol

[@derpenetrator3318]

There you got it.

[@Powbro1985]

Now its real

[@Jxmmy07]

Dwight: there's too many people on earth, we need a new plague 2020: totally

[@vempor129]

Stolen comment :/

[@jamesr5741]

What a poor excuse for a plague 'that' was.

[@Jxmmy07]

@@vempor129 no..I saw the clip and this is what I thought of.

[@vempor129]

@@Jxmmy07 “too many people on this earth, we need a new plague.” -dwight k schrute 5.6K A-Dizzle M-Shizzy A-Dizzle M-Shizzy 3 months ago “Too many people on this earth.we need a new plague” 2020:that’s a good idea 686

[@lj.853]

2020: "sure"

[@EmpireTextbooks]

The way Dwight says “resorbed” when talking about how he took over his brother fetus is hilarious

[@biggusdickus1689]

His motion with the ball thingy is the cherry on top (anyone know what those things are called I want one)

[@ВладимирКруглов-к9о]

Reabsorbed.

[@annalise7998]

dwight is hands down one of the best characters 😂

[@thomasmcginley7944]

Ron Swanson is better. Change my mind

[@oliverpierce5118]

@@thomasmcginley7944 they're too different to compare, therefore neither is better.

[@ryansavering4115]

Jim is better imo I just get annoyed by Dwight

[@wozthescott2804]

*TODAY, SMOKING IS GONNA SAVE LIVES*

[@sidhanthaneogi8615]

*lights garbage can on fire*

[@PatrickWagz]

"Touch the door handle. Is it hot?" - Dwight "What does 'warm' mean?" - Michael "Not a viable option" - Dwight

[@briananderson7319]

By far my favorite episode

[@layyouin6860]

That entire scene was the best of the best of everyone! I love it!

[@cheradordecalcinhasam5340]

Ads of Philip Morris. Kkkkk

[@michaelhegwood9977]

Dwight is the reason I hide weapons around the workplace... And probably why I keep getting fired.

[@DickiMonster]

Michael Hegwood i make 3 deadly nightsticks and a prison knife but my supervisor “found them “ so a got home suspension for a whole week

[@hamzahajji5814]

As you should

[@veghead05]

😂😂 best fandom ever

[@dwightk.schrute3934]

Hide them better

[@criticalalfredo707]

back when i was in high school i hid 2 pocket knife and 4 improvised nightsticks in the school library since i became a library committee member until i'm graduated no one knows that i brought and hid weapons in the library even teachers have no idea

[@trinayanakaushik811]

I love Dwight Schrute for his honesty. He follows his own principles that do not change with situations. He is so honest, consistent and transparent. As a person who has a hard times judging people I wish everyone would be like him. Just tell me the truth even if you don't like me, I just need the truth. Dwight is my favourite charater in all television.

[@cloudstreets1396]

“I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.” -Dwight Fart Schrute

[@Junkrr_0]

@@tailsntrails you didn’t see that episode huh

[@onemansvoice9132]

@@tailsntrails really

[@ziffy8532]

He’s a security threat

[@leepaynesnake3719]

his middle name is danger

[@padminip9482]

We should have a "Everytime Toby mumbles" compilation. What do y'all think??

[@carson11100]

Best of toby first

[@blankness8]

But all his lines _are_ mumbling lol

[@cylereyes8195]

Why are you the way you are?

[@PatrickWagz]

Just do it Toby... *GAAAAAWD!!*

[@NinjaZXRR]

We don't have that much time in the day

[@sg-df8pz]

"just...get in the coffin. Ryan ?" "Bye Ryan"

[@mehmoodali8869]

"To jumpstart a car first pop the hood and then clip these bad boys anywhere on the engine." -Michael ❤

[@jamighanijr8128]

Dwight: shakes head no

[@dwightk.schrute3934]

I should be teaching his kids

[@brenyatta]

“That is the way to go. Instant death, very smart.” I mean, he’s not wrong

[@Tim-K.]

Research indicates that if one’s brain isn’t damaged, there can be brain activity after one’s death. Therefore it’s not like the lights go out instantaneously

[@theaveragejoe7966]

@@Tim-K. That is true

[@harshuttarwar1027]

THIS IS THE MOST INSPIRING AND LIFE CHANGING VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN... Hats off to you Dwight K. Schrute, Assistant to the Regional Manager.

[@cocochannel9672]

""Don't be an idiot!" changed my life." changed my life.

[@peachtea7269]

""Don't be an idiot!" changed my life!" changed my life." changed my life.

[@oken3327]

@@peachtea7269 “”Don’t be an idiot!” changed my life.” changed my life.” changed my life.” changed my life.

[@Archalias100]

@@oken3327 “”Don’t be an idiot” changed my life.” changed my life.” changed my life.” changed my life.” changed my life.

[@tylers7224]

No I will not continue this.

[@Archalias100]

@@tylers7224 you are everything that is wrong with the world

[@iryairya2008]

Dwight is love, Dwight is life, Dwight is the world, Dwight is everything

[@MrFaDookie]

bha halai.....

[@taberbooth9203]

All jokes aside, this show actually taught me a lot about life and love and just general psychology.

[@biggusdickus1689]

It's an endless treasure trove of wisdom

[@DieGymnasier1901]

Dwight: "we need a new plague" 2020: "I got you fam"

[@hepringle]

“There’s too many people we need a new plague” Dwight predicted 2020

[@dariusdarkshadow1288]

3:06 A rare sight of Dwight pressing f in the chat long before it was a meme 😂

[@why3011]

It was a letter grade for the performance

[@lj.853]

@@why3011 r/woooosh

[@why3011]

@@lj.853 u did it wrong and I don't think it even applies

[@iMDead.]

@@why3011 no he/she was right

[@why3011]

​@@iMDead. in what way

[@annachase4715]

Why did angela looked so turned on when dwight said he resorbed the other fetus???😂😂

[@Vyend]

I guess she sees that like a proof of 'the sronger/capable male' or something in that sense, like when she saw Dwight holding a baby and get instantly turned on, or when Dwight and Andy fight for her, It's her thing haha

[@tonibauer2949]

Because he has the strength of a grown man and little baby.

[@davidr.4042]

Because she's nuts! 😂

[@elenacaglioticosta7866]

They're ment for each other

[@daniglover3871]

cuz she is subbmisive 😂😂

[@Mystic_Christopher]

"Its better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally, than by a stranger on purpose" Changed my life 😂

[@boobsthechemist2067]

Dwight is possibly the funniest TV character of all time. Absolutely brilliant 👍😀

[@bmustiata]

8:13 Dwight with a dead duck. Toby: "Oh Dwight, we talked about this!" Dwight: "No, Toby! This is different. He's already dead". I'm in stitches.

[@loaiel-hoshy3532]

Thank you That's a 10-min life crash course

[@tonightiwillsee]

ll-//

[@frlylcal]

Cliqueee

[@tonightiwillsee]

@@frlylcal AHHH

[@shslhopester7349]

@@tonightiwillsee |-/

[@tonightiwillsee]

@@shslhopester7349 stay alive

[@batsuperman2387]

Just an unpopular opinion: Dunder mifflin is a lucky company to have Dwight as their worker

[@delinseurn]

*Regional Manager

[@tytoalba6573]

@@delinseurn *Assistant Regional Manager

[@delinseurn]

@@tytoalba6573 I mean, I meant like at the end of the show. But anyways its Assistant *to* the regional manager

[@tytoalba6573]

@@delinseurn I know. I meant it as a joke and was hoping someone would add *too the regional manager or something, but I suppose we lost that opportunity. ah well.

[@PaTrick-cf6ev]

Tyto Alba assistant to the regional manager

[@bergerman487]

Bear Grylls : I can survive any types of forests Dwight : Hold my beets!

[@shantanupanda1650]

Bbears, bbattle star Galactica

[@abrunosON]

Didn't bear Grylls got air rescued and sent to ICU because of shrimp allergy a while ago?

[@dwightk.schrute3934]

Bear grylls? More like bear attacked

[@sanam3665]

07:46 Dwight-" I accidentally ran over it ,it's a Christmas miracle". 😈🤣 What a smile he has😅

[@realdavidii]

Dwight: We need a new plague *2020: Write that down*

[@jen6294]

Micheal: And remember no matter what, I will always love you. Dwight: What if he's a murderer? Micheal: He's not going to be a murderer. Dwight: Maybe that’s how you die.

[@sketchycircle1067]

Ah yes. I too can hear

[@karkar3208]

5:14 " watch that I don't hit my carotid artery here" LOL Michael carotid artery is in the neck lmao

[@oestera85]

I heard “corroded” as in messed up... 😅

[@ryandickerson9699]

He meant feemoral.

[@larealexandershort]

Best part of this channel is they let the joke play out even if the video isn't about that certain character.

[@rayyannmurtaza]

How about: "Not everything's a lesson Ryan, sometimes you just fail. "

[@samgu619]

Small detail: Dwight opens and closes the ball whilst saying "resorbed."

[@ldbeastmode0689]

K-I-S-S Keep it simple stupid Great advice, Hurts my feelings every time

[@InsaneFire10YT]

Lesson 1: dont let Michael drive the forklift

[@internettroll7497]

He can and he will

[@InsaneFire10YT]

Internet troll NO YOU DO NOT TOUCH THE FORKLIFT YOU ARE NOT LICENSED TO DRIVE ONE

[@jamess3417]

@@InsaneFire10YT HEY DARRYL HOW'S IT HANGING!?

[@mrsmokeiv6041]

Yes but it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world...

[@frozensolid2335]

"It is your birthday" first time I saw the office, and I watched the show so many times since

[@SH-zn1dm]

DarkHorseGaming what

[@vabez00]

Rainn Wilson achieved something remarkable: he interpreted to perfection a character that would be scary in real life if only he weren't thoroughly ridiculous

[@RONdomStuffss]

Dwight: we need a new plague! 2020: I got you covered

[@RONdomStuffss]

lol i did this before i saw a-dizzle-m-shizzle's, look at his, its better

[@magentamoth621]

*4:36* *"Mr. A. Knife"*

[@prisonmike3925]

Who ever runs this channel does a great job. I love watching these clips og the office. Best series

[@maturelydisapointingmember2699]

Michael Scott actually taught me how to wire a car. It didnt work.

[@rexroeder6617]

Maturely Disapointing Member of Society You’re his son?

[@MarloSoBalJr]

...and, in return, he taught you self restraint

[@abdelkaderalikhoudja7540]

Dwight could easily go for the best character ever created in Series history

[@tommyt1971]

That montage of weapons made me laugh the hardest in this comp.

[@sarahann8259]

"Oh Dwight, we talked about this..." 😂😂

[@SB-ov6om]

Please do Erin and Michael. Their relationship as like almost a father and daughter was so good, they also had a lot of funny moments together.

[@axbdz]

“in the wild healthcare is ow i hurt my leg, i can’t run, a lion eats me, and i’m dead. wow i’m not dead, i’m the lion, you’re dead.”

[@JesusGonzalez-yk9qh]

“Gotta watch out i dont hit my carotid artery here” as hes cutting his pant leg 😂😂😂

[@tjallday95]

3:20 Being a delivery driver before, this scene always hurt. Yes, there are people out there like Dwight. It sucks

[@David-fd8hy]

Your company should pay you better, not the customer...

[@charlesford3028]

Nothing to worry about, just using the scope. Safety is... *_clicks safety_* On.

[@FJSpecter]

"To many people in this earth, we need a new plague" -Dwight 1589

[@johnnyDowe15]

-Dwight 2020*

[@0292-q3l]

@@johnnyDowe15 *1589

[@gabeaddisonmusic]

@@0292-q3l the joke Jonathan made is about coronavirus

[@0292-q3l]

@@gabeaddisonmusic *1589

[@gabeaddisonmusic]

@@0292-q3l 😂

[@jen6294]

of course Creed & Dwight know how long things can survive after decapitation haha

[@Suzukibob69]

“We need a new plague” thanks Dwight. You jinxed us lol

[@gregorymoore2877]

Ok, who's gonna buy him a coke? Hope they're not sold out. 😉

[@chitty_chef6167]

3:44 the way he just throws the paper at poor kevin lmao

[@SpaceOttter]

I’m from China. 8 weeks ago this appears on my feed. Now I’m watching the series 3 times and with a Dwight K Schrute name tag on my desk. Not the nicest person that I ever known, but surely can protect me from zombie apocalypse.

[@alexnunez1951]

“Don’t be an idiot, changed my life” I am literally bill gates now

[@beccag2758]

I would much rather be hurt by someone I know accidentally than a stranger on purpose. The TSA didn't understand though

[@tylerbaker4411]

They missed the most important one You can’t handle my undivided attention

[@humsss]

"No Toby! This one's already dead!" If that was out of context, this show would be even weirder (if possible).

[@diegosza]

-You're thinking of a chicken. -What did I say?

[@SamMorganOfficial]

I implemented all of Dwight’s life lessons and I now have no friends.

[@RishabhJain-rw1rq]

Sam Morgan don’t blame Dwight’s life lessons on that 😤😤

[@RocketGlizzy]

They were all snakes boi

[@ARealTaco]

You messed up, maybe you didn't work at Dunder Mufflin

[@jen6294]

Stanley’s nope when he gets tossed the ball is a MOOD

[@iamatn3317]

The way he shows the sword from the ceiling is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@robobo1726]

7:10 "We need a new plague" NOOOO DWIGHT NOOO

[@NalaniScott]

“Merry Christmas Dwight” “Jim” “Wow, What do we got here” “What does it look like” “....dead goose” “and circle gets the square!”😂

[@chiraggowda8419]

The funny thing is even Michael feels uncomfortable whenever Dwight speaks.

[@davidv7073]

“I saw Wedding Crashers accidentally. I bought a ticket for “Grizzly Man” and went into the wrong theater. After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theater, but I kept waiting. Cuz that’s the thing about bear attacks… they come when you least expect it.” -Dwight Schrute

[@fpsmat3r320]

Dwight: we need a new plague Merry Christmas Dwight you’ll love 2020

[@kav1ar5]

Dwight: “we need a new plague” 2020: “...”