TF2 - WAR!

[@HERMES097]

R.I.P. Rick May, voice actor of the soldier.

[@666og]

F

[@longfang8117]

F

[@mr.zomboss]

F.

[@Kaledrone]

@@solomonpro414 No they aren't, they are the greatest form of respect you can show someone over the internet, F.

[@longfang8117]

Sorry

[@connorfilby5888]

11 years later and its still one of the most iconic tf2 fan songs

[@freshwater4701]

True

[@beep616]

no

[@connorfilby5888]

@@beep616 Y E S

[@commandandconquer3tiberium65]

yeah that's true

[@kidshipley69]

All of this guys crap is_ oh. I thought this was the guy that made force of meh

[@FJhGB1]

I miss old TF2.

[@258thHiGuy]

+Bash Cat grizzled veterans badge*

[@Lawlsomedude]

Same.

[@thatonedude]

Same... ;-;

[@dongeratti]

I'd always listen to this and make youtube vids with this but never posted them

[@2madgamer]

I KNOW RIGHT

[@VesperLilly]

So think about this: The Soldier is 52 years old during the events of TF2...

[@Blackmorerainbowcatch]

@@Majin_SAS demo is like 30 probably

[@Blackmorerainbowcatch]

@@KEEsIndex hmm okay thanks for correcting me pardner

[@stefan7484]

I don't think he is 52 yrs old

[@_Shadows__]

dude almost retiring

[@jonssinator]

@@stefan7484 Facts don't care about your opinions

[@Aski_Baski]

God this is horribly nostalgic to old TF2. I will forever have those rose tinted glasses playing TF2 on my potato pc, watching gmod animations, and listening to this song specifically.

[@Aski_Baski]

WOAH! Thanks DWL for engraving this song into my childhood, it's genuinely really really nice to receive a heart from you! Thanks for all of the memories :)

[@epicshinji9258]

I can't believe he is still hearting comments after 12 years.

[@vintagememelord8168]

@@epicshinji9258 |XD same

[@MrCrazy550]

Yes sir yes sir I am a toaster

[@anyarr]

Original for those who are wondering: Yes, sir, yes, sir, I am a soldier.

[@anyarr]

SD6 i hate you r00d

[@Artemis-ms7wq]

all toasters toast toast

[@ariamae-922]

MrCrazy550 cannot unhear

[@hensta_o]

hey you there who made this comment sorry but i had to remind you of this comment you made 3 years ago on this video uploaded 6 years ago which is a landmark of tf2

[@hweaponsguy8800]

What a Marvelous Weekend to listen to this

[@DarkX148]

"You cannot beat me. You are french!" - Heavy, 2024

[@trollking6315]

What a cringe fanboy. You dont need to dickride a youtuber to enjoy a piece of TF2's history.

[@jean-bastienjoly5962]

@@trollking6315 Man, we just come here to enjoy the nostalgia, no need for violence.

[@vintagememelord8168]

Seccellent

[@bibinator9600]

I remember watching it 11 years ago, still strike a tear in my eyes. This is what ruined friendship looks like, never let your true friends become your worst enemies.

[@cyanistanimation3896]

I watch dis since i was 8 And i was like Ugh another Coubter strike ripoff And i was like hmnn Seems cool And uh im a fan lol

[@C.A._Old]

People always will remember it!

[@vintagememelord8168]

Yes, there is some secret dialogue to suggest that Soldier and Demo were still good friends

[@SimplyDuker]

Thanks SilentManJoe for introducing another hidden gem from a different era.

[@ShiroTheDumbass]

"hidden gem" aight buddy there isnt anything hidden in here

[@SimplyDuker]

@@ShiroTheDumbass Well, I didn't encounter this video until Joe's introduction to it anyway.

[@Bruhnaccia]

@@SimplyDuker yeah but that doesn't make it a hidden gem, the TF2 community (the OGs at least) know about this

[@C.A._Old]

People always will remember it!

[@nakedpear3558]

Silent man sucks

[@Oxygen97]

I remember this update, it's a shame they don't do things like this any more.

[@BoberBoomMan]

me and you buddy

[@Oxygen97]

***** Didn't they already do that years ago? O.o

[@BoberBoomMan]

***** no that was spy VS sniper update

[@bobsaget1091]

***** um no dude it came out YEARS ago

[@ChaoticHedgehog3]

Bob Saget he said Engi vs Spy

[@matthewclayton6733]

The Soldier Location of Origin: Midwest, USA Role: Offense Though he wanted desperately to fight in World War 2, the Soldier was rejected from every branch of the U.S. military. Undaunted, he bought his own ticket to Europe. After arriving and finally locating Poland, the Soldier taught himself how to load and fire a variety of weapons before embarking on a Nazi killing spree for which he was awarded several medals that he designed and made himself. His rampage ended immediately upon hearing about the end of the war in 1949. The Demoman Location of Origin: Ullapool, Scotland, United Kingdom Role: Defense A fierce temper, a fascination with all things explosive, and a terrible plan to kill the Loch Ness Monster cost the six year old Demoman his original set of adoptive parents. Later, back at the Crypt Grammar School for Orphans near Ullapool in the Scottish Highlands, the boy's bomb-making skills improved dramatically. His disposition and total number of intact eyeballs, however, did not.

[@nathanadams3446]

Nice copy and paste m8

[@matthewclayton6733]

Nathan Adams Thanks, Sherlock Holmes.

[@FalconTheCpt]

Matthew Clayton Actually, demo lost his eye to the Bombinomicon

[@matthewclayton6733]

DeadlyDerpTime In Da House When did I say he lost his eye to something else?

[@FalconTheCpt]

Matthew Clayton No, I'm just clarifying how.

[@corphoenix5579]

Slient Man Joe Returning the old songs to their place with strange remixes.

[@natasgudelisjustnatas9554]

ah... i see ur a man of culture aswell

[@Univer3eTwist3ers]

>yes sir yes sir i am a soldier God, that part of it just depresses me. The tone of it and all, it's like he's worrying and trying to reaffirm himself of who he is.

[@Univer3eTwist3ers]

Scootish?

[@namesurname2018]

+Univer3eTwist3ers I will never listen to this song the same way

[@erikaliai3345]

hey at least in the end they became friends again so that's good . right ?

[@danielusmany3745]

It's just a song m8 -_-

[@combineadvisor7309]

Fuck off

[@kamikazered0]

I remembered this song and how long it had been since I had heard it still love it. I also miss the old TF2

[@rust7429]

Me too...

[@cantevenflexinohio]

​@@rust7429me too man

[@vinnyandlin8510]

I wish I played tf2 back then. I started in 2020, right in the middle of the era of neglect

[@JGskittles45]

"You run fast I run faster" Demo is faster than soldier :/

[@ShunGoukuSatsu1]

rocket jump....

[@purplepanda4847]

ShunGoukuSatsu1 sticky jump

[@ShunGoukuSatsu1]

you cannot chain sticky jump unless you want to land infront of a heavy with 15 hp... while the soldier can do extreme rollouts with gunboats and still have his rl firepower, the only solution for the demoman is the sticky jumper, which takes away 2/3 of his fire power.

[@JGskittles45]

ShunGoukuSatsu1 Chargin' Targe

[@ShunGoukuSatsu1]

still cannot do super rollouts

[@daptol7053]

my favorite tf2 song

[@mauno442]

I'll sap yer' arse

[@ghostpengi9629]

Daptol They sapped my building... So I sapped their lives.

[@mauno442]

Did thee just call me useless?

[@mauno442]

I'm triggered

[@C.A._Old]

Yeah Me Too ! 11. Year Anniversay And 100 Likes ! :-O :-D X-D :-D :-O :-D :-)

[@TheRadicalOneNG]

It's been over 11 years and "Yes sir, yes sir, I am a Soldier!" still grips me...

[@commanderrepublic7914]

I was 13 watching this years ago. Now I’m about to be 27. I miss those good ol’ days.

[@UserHaZoNotaku]

So emotional

[@LordVader1094]

Ikr?

[@bungertheboring2037]

People who say they miss the old TF2 are wrong. TF2 will always be young in our hearts

[@bxbgba]

I wish

[@meathead6155]

The only good things about the TF2 isn't wrong, because back then there is no troll, spam, free for all, and politics bs. It's no wrong, it always be our hearts. Neveragain.

[@asadekai]

I like how it starts exactly 10 seconds after the announcer says it starts 10 seconds later

[@saxshton]

"You were still me best mate..." -Demoman to Soldier

[@Twisted_Code]

Rest in Peace Rick May ... you know, sometimes it's like I can *still hear his voice.* Crazy right?

[@bigbig3841]

;-;

[@Isaiahvaldez-lp1sb]

Rest in piece Rick may😢

[@bel_unoffical]

I think you are just crazy but Rest In Peace Rick may

[@sentryinventor]

crazy? i was crazy once they locked me in the room. rubber room. rubber room with rats. and rats make me crazy

[@TheBlackSpy54]

You run fast.I run faster. Seems legit.

[@RenGraes]

... did the soldier forget about the Chargin Targe or the Splendid Screen?

[@thebluspy6134]

It does. Soldier can rocket jump. Or DISCIPLINARY ACTION!

[@TheBlackSpy54]

The BLU Spy rocket jump=run?

[@thebluspy6134]

Nada de mais Fast, faster doesn't necessarily mean running.

[@TheBlackSpy54]

The BLU Spy Read the quote again.

[@Gangle99]

Demoman in 2020: Ive won, but at what cost?

[@AnUnusualEg]

Gosh its been over a decade and hearing this brings back every bit of nostalgia in me. Rest in peace Rick May you made one of the most remarkable characters in history.

[@neko_birel]

10+ years since this masterpiece came out, man if this doesn't make you feel nostalgic, i don't know what will. i remmember finding this back in 2013 by accident. god such good memories.

[@keksdeeXD]

I miss the times

[@kikenriacoacosta6919]

Simpler times ;'(

[@pugs8mmybrain854]

Better times

[@Stardust_Lei978]

Soldier: you run fast, I run faster Scout: are you *really* in charge, here?

[@Max-im3ik]

I find this suprisingly motivating.

[@Skhighglitch]

I was 11 when I first herd this song with my brother. Now I'm about to be 18 in August. Thanks for the memories TF2 and TF2 Community!

[@legoheimerda3rd]

you 22 now?

[@Skhighglitch]

@@legoheimerda3rd Yep.

[@screentimer]

oh my god your name matches the last 2 numbers of each year

[@NotYourAveragePyro]

Spy vs Sniper Soldier vs Demoman Heavy vs Pyro What's next?...

[@FilthBastard]

medic vs engineer

[@FilthBastard]

team pyro forever

[@NotYourAveragePyro]

Ayyro Gaming Yes my dude...

[@FilthBastard]

***** i just said that -_-

[@FilthBastard]

Bro how would that hold up

[@unr34L-]

I remember listening to this on a 2011 night while playing BO2 with this on repeat, take me back man.

[@thedevilisaloser666]

I used to listen to this while playing tf2. I remember when the Love and War dropped, and I would jam to this while looking at sfm vids of the blightcaller. I hope this game never dies. c:

[@mulliganger4893]

I always keep coming back for more!

[@Ryebread1983]

I've already downloaded this so I can listen to this on the bus

[@andreoidmem]

Ryebread1983 bloody briliant !!

[@kolecnik]

Still here ? :)

[@mulliganger4893]

@@kolecnik Hell yeah!

[@OnyxBooVoiceActingIthink]

The sad thing is that not only we lost a voice, Demoman lost a best friend. R.I.P

[@uaexhunter23-thepunisher69]

can't believe this was 12 years ago.

[@tabletriktor1482]

now pyro vs heavy

[@NightBoyPlays]

I am Team Pyro

[@NightBoyPlays]

***** Yeah Pyro

[@NightBoyPlays]

***** Pyro is Love

[@tabletriktor1482]

NightBoyPlays Pyro forever

[@maddummy1239]

Next is sniper vs spy

[@Finppa]

I remember playing Minecraft for the first time and listening to TF2 songs, like these. Goddamn it's been 6-4 years...

[@patricknijs2368]

Didn't know Painis Cupcake could sing.

[@slenderman98999]

Supershadow301 SoooooS

[@Supershadow301]

Booty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) SeeS

[@slenderman98999]

Supershadow301 SoooooS

[@Supershadow301]

Booty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) SEEEES.

[@epicman3048]

+Supershadow301 6 months ago. WHATEVER "SuSSSS"

[@TheRealBatabii]

My god, 13 years already...

[@Felix-pi9gf]

"I will eat you" Painis Cupcake saying!

[@kingdemomidas2397]

Respect to the old fans of TF2 that remember when this song came out and are here for nostalgia, not the ones that just got done circle jerking STBlackST.

[@jean-bastienjoly5962]

Hey o7

[@The_Endless_Now]

Never apologize for being a powerful fv(k!ng fanboy

[@JonathanSouza-ge8on]

Most TF2 fans of any time knows about this song, all STBlackST did was make people remember it, you are not special for bein an ''Old og true tf2 fan''.

[@The_Endless_Now]

You are not special, you are just a boomer

[@Rasserboan]

In their backstory, were they best friends.

[@EddyBravo]

***** Or you could just give the answer/a link to find it. Would be easier honestly. Don't tell me to Google it either as I just did and I can't find to what you are referring to.

[@DrGoatens]

SargetheGamer In TF2 War, the Administrator (announcer lady) found out that they had become best friends (from opposing teams) and ordered that they kill or be killed. If you want to read it, go to the Team Fortress website, click Comics on the front page and scroll down the list until you find WAR! on the bottom row.

[@Supershadow301]

SargetheGamer There's a sfm video on KZbin about the story of the BLU soldier and the RED demo.

[@NinjaStar531]

Sarge, go onto teamfortress2.com or something like that then look around the blog for the latest comic, it'll take you to the comic library. There is another way, but this is just the way I do it

[@zuchi1i]

the memories, man TF2 and all it's glory shall never be forgotten

[@VynalDerp]

Straight classic. Found this browsing through old videos I downloaded from youtube when I was a kid, and had to come back to give it a like and another view.

[@thebonapettit9828]

Lyrics: Mission begins in 10 seconds! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BEGIN! You are weak! You are bleeders! You are maggot! You are traitors! You run fast; I run faster! You are funny; I am funnier! This kill is mine, this death is yours! This point is mine, this point; not yours! You are failure, hit the shower! Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE! This is MY world! Do you get that? You are nothin' but a maggot! I will kill you! I will eat you! You are weak! You are bleeders! You are, you are, you are, you are You run, I run, you are, I am This kill, this death, this point, this point You are, hit the, can not, FIRE! -Chorus- You are weak! You are bleeders! You are maggot! You are traitors! You run fast, I run faster! You are funny, I am funnier! This kill is mine, this death is yours! This point is mine, this point; not yours! You are failure, hit the shower! Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE! This is MY world! Do you get that? You are nothin' but a maggot! I will kill you! I will eat you! You are weak! You are bleeders! You are maggot! You are traitors! You run fast, I run faster! You are funny, I am funnier! Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE! Sir, yes, sir! I am a Soldier! YES! (Repeat x4) Demoman: (Burp) Soldier: Demoman? Uuagh, no! Damn it! Damn it! You are maggot! Demoman: Hey, Private Hair-Cut! Soldier: One-eye cross dresser! Demoman: Go to hell! Soldier: DRUNK! Demoman: DEVIL! Soldier: Englishman with a dress! Demoman: Oi! ........What just happened? DOMINATE! I'll be gentle! DOMINATE! Shaggin' your wife! DOMINATE! Big ugly girl! D-DOMINATE! You're all bloody dead! DOMINATE! Eat lead, lads! DOMINATE! Bloody blockhead! DOMINATE! DOMINATE! DOMINATE! Hah heh heh heh... DOMINATE! All ya dandies! DOMINATE! Thanks for the ride! DOMINATE! Our bloody point! DOMINATE! That will teach 'em! DOMINATE! Gon'ta strangle! DOMINATE! (Falls asleep) What?... BLOODY HELL! *Repeat Chorus* Soldier: Boo-Yah! You deserve a medal! Demo: Ah, nooooo! Soldier: YES! You're like the cyclops of Greek Myth. Except you are Scottish, and I LOVE you! Demo: Ahhhhh love you man.... Soldier: You are good son, real good... Maybe even the best. Demo: (Weeping) Soldier: C'mere, cupcake! Spy: .... You disgust me! Soldier: SPY! Demo: SPY!

[@digirex6681]

i always come back to listen to this masterpiece

I like how 2:30 shows that their earlier hostility was but a facade.

[@longingalone7237]

I remember listening to this over and over back in 2011. I was like 13/14. I'm 21 now and this makes me want to cry.

[@LCOfficerUNIT097]

How could I forget this?

[@chris-daniel_lillebekk]

If you guys listen closely on 00:10 you can hear like a google translate lady saying Shut Up. LOL!

[@stormreynolds4101]

That's true LOL nice find dude :P

[@Hexarth]

She's actually saying forever. That's the actual name of the song.

[@Spudtron98]

That freaks me out every time. Sounds like Mum trying to get my attention over the headphones, and man is she not happy.

[@Viclis_]

Dude that's just the word "forever" from the background song.

[@charr9563]

Hit hard knowing this after 10 years

[@moviemaker1986]

This is an awesome song! I found it poignant, probably because I really like the story of the Demo and Soldier's friendship and it's end. Good stuff, maybe even movie worthy stuff. :D

[@EpicMelonGuy]

Soldier wins alltime except melee (demoknight )

[@YesbutalsoNo]

And sticky traps

[@danic_c]

YesbutalsoNo Depends.

[@creamgravy1]

Danic C. Sticky Spam?

[@danic_c]

No, see who weapon jumps better if you fully max out everything on MvM. Stickies=FLYIIIIIIING! Rockets= Hopping from place to place. The sticky experience is much better.

[@Memanruler]

MvM You said MvM *laughs offscreen*

[@gdastral1095]

Silentmanjoe moment

[@danielolejniczak5232]

Damn this game was sooooo awesome with great community. Then Gaben saw unlimited source of cash in this title.

[@biggzmcgee2.017]

I still jam out to this in my car with my friends in 2020

[@justajohnsmith]

Why is this video's category under "Autos & Vehicles"?

[@Kyle-ov8pc]

yeah, why?

[@calmpupper]

because the song is too good it has been promoted to cars and vehicles

[@R4V3-0N]

Ben Dover TF2... not the weirdest catagory I saw...

[@MechSniper]

It's so manly it's under autos & vehicles.

[@littlegamer1392]

.

[@falkey9737]

Thank you Rick May for all your awesome voice acting :-D

[@ZeroStas]

Rewatching it till 2016... damn

[@HumanTooth]

+Zero Stas and it's STILL good

[@thetulenchik346]

2018 ;(

[@Zooptastix]

I remember when this song dropped I used to listen to it on da school bus and get home and play tf2 for hours lmao

[@SalsaE621]

tf2 doesn't even need autotune

[@herkload]

I miss old TF2 so damn much, I don't even recognize the game anymore

[@PuppyQueen69]

Godspeed Rick, Give Jesus a sensible haircut

[@In3F]

People still argue what class is better?

[@minh-nguyethuynh8654]

In3F its scout, too many people like him. :P I EVEN LIKE HIM!

[@snoiparsamazinvideos3759]

In3F pyro is best clas, i just shoot my flamethrower at people and they die lol why does pyro even hasve other weapons?

[@mungdaalgaming]

Best class is the GabeN

[@calmpupper]

In3F THE BEST IS ME!

[@BigJack-1872]

Demo is because he is Scottish an i am Scottish so he always wins.

[@258thHiGuy]

I thought he was saying "This point, up yours!"

[@mauno442]

I love yer' face.

[@ZNemerald]

Give this man a medal for not deleting these videos.

[@sbf5914misterfeikecksdeeeeee]

Rip Rick may

[@JoshThePinkGump]

*D O M I N A T E*

[@FloridianMenace]

"you are funny, I am funnier" -Soldier professional funny man

[@mi252zsupershow6]

Rip To Rick May For Being the Best Person Ever Existed

[@candystorm-p6s]

After 10 years I came back to listen this. How long do you think Tf2 will last? We all know it can't be forever so enjoy this timeless masterpiece till the end mercenaries.

[@digirex6681]

forever

[@DrUrlf]

No idea but this sounds really really epic^^ Nice work!

[@isgaemin3964]

If your from 2021 and your still watchin this- Your a legendary gamer-

[@JackHonim]

Best part from 1:21 to 2:02

[@ginguCZ]

2024 and its still banger

[@viikkari1]

You cannot burn me! FIRE FIRE!

[@viikkari1]

I will eat you... :3

[@insanegodofhvh]

@@viikkari1 i dunno if this commenter its still alive but nice comment!

[@AgentTasmania]

After all these years, still no one has made a 4th pair for the set.

[@munchkin5848]

12 years BABY!!!

[@onkelschmerz]

2019 already... That time I played TF2 was so good... I miss this...

[@buster1890]

In 2018 this song so nostalgic

[@tiagocunha4821]

damn, 14 years? really? i'm getting old

[@latesnowfox474]

Sobs I wish the tf2 community didn't have to suffer this early

[@shane_toon]

We need a new music video of Heavy And Pyro this time

[@ClassicJoan]

Yes, sir. He is a Soldier. Fly high Rick May, we're all thankful for everything you done for us, we all love you.

[@blastoid444GAMES]

Cmere cupcake! You disgust me Sniper: SPY AROUND! *gunshot*

[@raVtf]

i miss old tf2

[@SolaireOAstora]

I'm going back through old tf2 videos and it genuinely is making me so sad..

[@Shephard99]

Epic Rep Battles of History - Soldier vs Demoman

[@myriam8396]

This song just came in the radio. GGWP boy xD

[@myriam8396]

***** It was actually! On a british radio, thats how I get back here tbh xD

[@DillGurt]

I remember when this song came out 6 years ago. I was in middle school and this song was apart of growing up , contently listing to it haha. I'm graduated now and listing to it now brings back old memories

[@Alex_Guy1011]

Here's proof that the Early-Mid 2010's really were the best.

[@RinelFleischeuermcdodo99]

Back when I was in high school and had a simple life I want it back

[@0101-c9f]

This is 10 years ago. Shit I am getting old.

[@hobgoblin8396]

I used to listen to this and I didn’t even know what it was from, I used to watch TF2 music remixes and watch the SFMs. This brings so much nostalgia it’s like a time capsule for me. Danm man, I feel old now

[@alexandervoicu5309]

I refuse to believe it's been 8 years there is no way

[@digirex6681]

screaming eagle 🦅

[@nilasaksijonaitis3704]

Seeing the community live on fills me with hope for it

[@zombies5100]

Once friends...now rivals... "WAR!" will do that to you...

[@homunkulus819]

): This song will always remind me of Rick May and his amazing voice acting, he was a great man and will always be in our hearts.

[@nyebo]

Happy birthday!

[@VERGIL...-]

Im posting these lyrics here for phone users (scrolling is bugged on phone) Lyrics: Mission begins in 10 seconds! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BEGIN! You are weak! You are bleeders! You are maggot! You are traitors! You run fast; I run faster! You are funny; I am funnier! This kill is mine, this death is yours! This point is mine, this point; not yours! You are failure, hit the shower! Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE! This is MY world! Do you get that? You are nothin' but a maggot! I will kill you! I will eat you! You are weak! You are bleeders! You are, you are, you are, you are You run, I run, you are, I am This kill, this death, this point, this point You are, hit the, can not, FIRE! Chorus You are weak! You are bleeders! You are maggot! You are traitors! You run fast, I run faster! You are funny, I am funnier! This kill is mine, this death is yours! This point is mine, this point; not yours! You are failure, hit the shower! Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE! This is MY world! Do you get that? You are nothin' but a maggot! I will kill you! I will eat you! You are weak! You are bleeders! You are maggot! You are traitors! You run fast, I run faster! You are funny, I am funnier! Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE! Sir, yes, sir! I am a Soldier! YES! (Repeat x4) Demoman: (Burp) Soldier: Demoman? Uuagh, no! Damn it! Damn it! You are maggot! Demoman: Hey, Private Hair-Cut! Soldier: One-eye cross dresser! Demoman: Go to hell! Soldier: DRUNK! Demoman: DEVIL! Soldier: Englishman with a dress! Demoman: Oi! ........What just happened? DOMINATE! I'll be gentle! DOMINATE! Shaggin' your wife! DOMINATE! Big ugly girl! D-DOMINATE! You're all bloody dead! DOMINATE! Eat lead, lads! DOMINATE! Bloody blockhead! DOMINATE! DOMINATE! DOMINATE! Hah heh heh heh... DOMINATE! All ya dandies! DOMINATE! Thanks for the ride! DOMINATE! Our bloody point! DOMINATE! That will teach 'em! DOMINATE! Gon'ta strangle! DOMINATE! (Falls asleep) What?... BLOODY HELL! Repeat Chorus Soldier: Boo-Yah! You deserve a medal! Demo: Ah, nooooo! Soldier: YES! You're like the cyclops of Greek Myth. Except you are Scottish, and I LOVE you! Demo: Ahhhhh love you man.... Soldier: You are good son, real good... Maybe even the best. Demo: (Weeping) Soldier: C'mere, cupcake! Spy: .... You disgust me! Soldier: SPY! Demo: SPY!