[DWPoop ♪] Vale Decem True Lyrics

Vale Decem isn't so sad after all, it's just a strange tale about a person wanting a chair.
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[@FlooshPointFilmsLolcatLord]

"We will sing to you doctor, about the lack of chairs in our planet"

[@maniraptavia4008]

Sounds like Skaro. 😂

[@hornattila]

Am i the only one who heard ood voice when reading this

[@lunahetfield]

Not Chris *POTATO*

[@CloudtheCommander]

Not Chris “We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your seat.”

[@thetasigma370]

Graham be like

[@joshthompson5267]

"I dont want to go... " "But i REALLY need a chair-" *regenerates into a chair*

[@Pixie-o8e]

And someone sits on it

[@gpinion29]

"This song is ending, but your need for chairs carries on."

[@gernie3322]

"Be ready for.... A Hot Tea On DVD" Hands down best lyrics ever wrote xD

[@THOMAS_VANN]

That's the British orientation video

[@Spadestiel]

I can never unhear any of this.

[@thetasigma2843]

neither can I

[@Rebel_Friend]

Spade-kun *Coffee Intensifies*

[@accounthasbeenhacked3044]

Yeah ... I just watched that two parter with my husband last night. He had NO clue as to why I was cracking up at the end. That scene will never be the same LOL!!

[@casehamatojones1369]

Spade-kun Me either, me and my best friend *love* Doctor Who and have both seen this; oh Thor, we were cracking up with tears !

[@chloetudor2259]

Spade-kun I know the real lyrics

[@couscousboy]

Once you've heard this once. You can never listen to Vale Decem without hearing this again..

[@Darkhooper]

True

[@amypearson2369]

You can also never sing it again.

[@sean8144]

My lil bro keeps on saying coffee and i neef a chair

[@thetasigma2843]

same, I can't get it out of my head

[@273_degrees_kelvin]

You can run, but you can't hide...

[@George_06.]

We can tell a lot from the ood from this They hate Lego They have a lack of chairs They like tea on DVD They like to comment on shitting Now we really know who the ood are.....

[@murdermcmurderface]

They’re... ood

[@ShadyLampShade]

Introducing: Doctor Who(re) Now with more comfy chairs in the TARDIS 6 new hot tea on DVDs

[@NN2484]

Shady LampShade ha you made me say comfy chairs

[@lunahetfield]

Rav3n does David doing the duck face comes with it?

[@matthewkalasky2891]

We have no need of comfy chairs.

[@oddworldpenguin2270]

Pre order now to get strong egg and coffee bonus

[@poogie_5031]

I most likely think that he did a shit on dvd.

[@hbuss12]

That picture of David with the coffee! Best duck face ever!

[@_variamoon_8934]

That_One_Nerd_Guy I'm dying xDD

[@lunahetfield]

That_One_Nerd_Guy i need that pic of david doing the duck face, next to scrooge mcduck!

[@aidanhickey5270]

So when do I get my Hot Tea on DVD?

[@aidanhickey5270]

+Espa Roba Ok...Are they remastering the Hot Tea on DVD to Blu Ray quality?

[@e-spaceproductions]

What a splendid Idea!

[@robloxideryt7506]

Lol, I get that.

[@toba_2029]

T-800 Cybernetic Tardis you get it when the new back to the future movie comes out

[@WidthTomJones]

You aren’t ready

[@lunausnac2827]

Whenever I hear this song, I used to cry but I can't stop laughing now 😂😂

[@Tesana]

COFF-EE COFF-EE COFF-EE COFF-EE COFF-EE COFF-EE COFF-EE COFF-EE COFF-EE COFF-EE COFF-EE COFF-EE COOOOOOO_FFEEEEEEEE! HAAAAAAAAA! HA! HA! HAAA! HA HA! HA! HA! HA! HAAAA!

[@lunausnac2827]

Artemis Fowl 😂😂

[@accounthasbeenhacked3044]

Same!!

[@kobizarre2003]

I used to cry but now i cry with laughter

[@FieldMarshalTalionOswaldC]

@@Tesana 😂🤣

[@doinkadect7395]

Get me a chair, I don't want to go.

[@lunahetfield]

Gallifrey Rises LOOOKK AT MEEEEEEEE

[@dalekapocalypse5727]

now no one will take the tenth doctor regeneration seriously after watching this

[@lunahetfield]

Dalek apocalypse lol i use to cry but now, i cant take it seriously:p

[@Purpleguy76776]

You still can, if you focus on the regeneration, not the music

[@timsawbridge4596]

William your wrong LISTEN to the music look at me I like coffe

[@timsawbridge4596]

HAAAAAA

[@fromthethirdplanet]

Your picture and username make it 10 times better.🤪

[@monkeydude952]

We have no need for comfy chairs...

[@smegheadbaker5091]

+Onkledonk ha.... i get that

[@pottaishi8679]

your picture is a weeping angel which makes it even better

[@the_kovic]

+ThatStrangeSuit The only way to fight the Weeping Angels is to troll them.

[@Pixel-Planet]

apparently someone was staring at you for 3 years

[@burgerboss1016]

Okay who made him say comfy chairs

[@matthewlo55]

This song is ending but the chair never ends.

[@DWPoop]

Some say he's still drinking his coffee now

[@Bobbyandmog]

@@DWPoop While Watching Series 13 of Hot Tea on DVD

[@superplushtiman7ti075]

Yep… "I recognise those teeth….. What? What? What!?"

[@for.tax.reasons]

I used to well up to this song. It wasn't even a choice I would hear that first "Vale decem" and start leaking. Now there is only potato whore. Thanks for that buddy.

[@weegee721]

I will never hear this song the same again.

[@vaeluagaluseiuli5676]

weegee721 wait this one?

[@vaeluagaluseiuli5676]

weegee721 I listen to other one is normal not this one of DW poop

[@MelissaHash]

I absolutely never cry when I hear the original anymore because of this Poop version!

[@Fodimin]

2:20 That is how I laugh at funerals.

[@wavewingman5993]

HOLY STRONG EGG!

[@darth_autie_117]

MY BUTT ACHE WENT TOO FAR!

[@lunahetfield]

Ben The Birb LOOk AT MEEEE!!!!!

[@georgetheconqueror2574]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, HA! HA HA HA HA, HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!

[@sarge2385]

This man needs a chair...preferably TARDIS blue...

[@RegularTimeMC]

i think i coughed up blood from laughing too much at this

[@thejimb7363]

Coffee... Tennant's face was just beautiful XD

[@herecomedatboi986]

IKR!!!!!!!

[@SpiderBatFan]

Well. I'm never gonna see that scene the same way again. At least it won't be sad ever again. Thanks doctor who poop !

[@phykasilverbird9245]

0:55 I DID A SHIT! Get's me every time

[@darth_autie_117]

HOOOOOOLY STRONG EGG

[@J54893]

2:17 "I don't want coffee"

[@superplushtiman7ti075]

*massive burst of energy*

[@יוחאיגורלי-ק6ו]

"be ready for tea on dvd"

[@theyotemstrikesback5502]

מה קורה

[@vectorzz6396]

@@theyotemstrikesback5502 זה רק סרטון מצחיק

[@kristofferahern78]

Jeez... she really needs a chair.... GIVE HER A CHAIR ALREADY!

[@pacitticlubjohnny2238]

The person who sung this was a man

[@kristofferahern78]

John Whittington Wut

[@pacitticlubjohnny2238]

Yea The person singing is male he was at the doctor who proms thing and sung it

[@kristofferahern78]

John Whittington Oh

[@CookietheNutGamingAwesomeness]

+Derpy Who!? Lol

[@justaweepingangel.]

0:48 I was drinking a cup of tea and when it came up “On DVD” I almost spat out my tea in laughter 😂😂😂😂

[@itisasecret3370]

I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe

[@itisasecret3370]

***** Yes yes we do

[@professionalmemeenthusiast2117]

Even when parodied it still gives me chills

[@tnn1nja]

Incredible, I can no longer watch the regeneration scene without hearing this

[@aaaaaaaaaaaa_99]

Lol this was posted on my 14th birthday. The best present

[@joshthompson5267]

Happy 14th birthday!- oh- it was two years ago- WHY DIDNT YOU INVITE ME TO YOUR PARTY??? XD

[@aaaaaaaaaaaa_99]

@@joshthompson5267 Thanks!! I’m only just seeing your reply two years later myself! 😂 I’m sorry I didn’t invite you 😂

[@TheBuddy5211]

THAT WAS THE MOST FUNNEIST VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN

[@prof.evilpictures8696]

When you realise the Ood are singing this...

[@eddieegger9319]

The sad thing is that I would watch that hot tea on DVD.

[@voidtyy8742]

“My butt ache went to far” IM DYING 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@michaellee2387]

Ryan Sinclair I need a chair!

[@BabPenguin]

At 2:05 I hear "krabby patty"

[@RandomizationE]

Wow...I remember leaving a comment on this video 2 years ago, and it was just SO BUTTHURT. Apologies for that. Looking back at his video, it's actually pretty funny. Sure the song's sad, but we can all agree KZbin's auto-subtitles would've picked up something like this. So please...give me a chair.

[@darth_autie_117]

And a HOLY STRONG EGG

[@jaycie586]

8 years on and I still can't help but think of these when I hear the song

[@FujiAppul]

Me: **gets a big dopey grin in the middle of class** Teacher: Why are you smiling? Me: Oh, it’s nothing. My brain: 2:04

[@zabbas9371]

I...FEEL....ENLIGHTENED!!!

[@nampsi]

COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE! Omg I'm dying right now!

[@superspecial6358]

I lost it at that part 😂

[@chancellorzimolo594]

IKR XDDD

[@rbreathnach17]

Need CPR or an ambulance?

[@goose_]

So is the Doctor.

[@lunahetfield]

Nampsi i hate LEGOS

[@nilbuyukknac2746]

* dramatic chairs flying around *

[@Jones578]

I was trying to sing vale decem. But struggling to pronounce Latin. So found this. Now I cannot sing it as laughing so hard!

[@IllusivePrime]

"I need a chaaaaair, and a piiaaaanooooo!"

[@LukeTheGeek]

omg when it said hahahahahahahahahaha I died lol

[@lubeeloo]

Oh god, can you regenerate in time?!

[@janusandri4208]

potato got me lauging and coffee got me peeing in my pants

[@alaynaviskovich8688]

"I made him say comfy chairs" -The Doctor

[@arryredknee9144]

Petition for this to be the new anthem

[@WiryCoolGuy12345]

COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE

[@OzzieBo]

I lost it at “holy strong egg”…

[@lilyisacat29]

The “ha ha”s whilst the Doctor regenerated was too much 😭😭😭 laughing with tears

[@bugsy1015]

I have never laughed so hard while watching a video in my life!

[@whitepointstarproductions8905]

I lost it at the hot tea on DVD for some reason. Great work!

[@ktadventures7569]

does anyone find it weird how this actually goes with the song

[@sarahcollier1908]

This has made me laugh more than anything for quite a while!! :D Keep making these, they are great videos!

[@justanormalhttydfan9804]

When i heard "You went to far" i thought something, maybe that's a reference to The Waters of Mars where the Doctor went a bit to far and bended time to his will.

[@e3gr674]

This was uploaded 3 years ago and it's 2016 how have I not seen this

[@PieStation]

This is amazing! Now we all finally now what all that was about. 10 just needed a chair.

[@Pandagirl4200]

In the prom the other day, when they played Vale Decem to represent the regenerations and be all emotional 'n stuff, I couldn't help but sing this! I really wanted to go to the prom, but if I did, I'd probably get kicked out for laughing so much...

[@inferlogic]

So the Ood are just saying baisically "WHERES MY GODDAMN CHAIR!"

[@yissnakkjr8230]

This video has corrupted this song for me because I'll just be listening to the Doctor Who Soundtrack, then suddenly Vale Decem starts playing and I still hear 'I need a chair...'

[@rosie3929]

cannot....unhear

[@TheOneTrueLeo2002]

Tennant’s regeneration has been changed forever.

[@wofi784]

“I don’t want LEGO” “Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha”

[@GeniTLK]

2:20 onward summed up my exact feelings about that scene

[@BadJ63]

DW poop predicts TARDIS door sign

[@JohnSmith-te4ll]

Oh my god, well done! I've been laughing so much my chest hurts. XD

[@gpinion29]

Adds some humour to a downbeat piece of music. Great work.

[@thecookie2103]

2:07 has made me say it a lot

[@isaacahern3660]

everytime i rewatch doctor who and i rewatch this episode instead of crying i think of the true lyrics

[@annabellakaitlin7675]

I NEEEED A CHAAAAIR!!!!! Haha dying of laughter!

[@JohnSmith-te4ll]

This is one of your best videos, in my personal opinion.

[@hystari200]

Lmfao thanks KZbin for recommending this of all things you’ve cheered me up Seven years later

[@zjoshuac4373]

0:58 Me in class when it's to late to use the bathroom

[@kristofferahern78]

I'd totally watch the hot tea movie...

[@zackthetimelordquizdoctor7702]

Uh, it's hottie?

[@kristofferahern78]

Zackthetimelord Productions wat

[@zackthetimelordquizdoctor7702]

Maybe they were referring to Clara?!?!

[@kristofferahern78]

Zackthetimelord Productions Dun Dun Dun!!!

[@RealCryptoTest]

“I hope you are grateful. It wasn't easy to procure. And very nearly unique, of course. You should feel privileged. The only other chair on Skaro.”- Davros

[@MadmanWthABox]

This actually translates to different stuff, well, I wish this was what if meant

[@ishaq3728]

EGG-STIR-MIN-ATE

[@LovesomeLisette]

OMG!!! I NEEDED THIS!!! THIS IS HILARIOUS!! I end up crying my eyeballs out every time I hear this song (ugly squishy face included!) Hopefully this will help next time I watch The End of Time Pt 2!

[@class87fan54]

Every time I listen to Vale Decem now I hear a holy strong egg!

[@mjolner6792]

If i don't have caffeine at work i too have an emotional regeneration

[@zachgreenninja3885]

I challenge you to not cry or laugh at this video.

[@Spectahman2.0]

For God's sake give him the damn chair!!!!

[@Mr_Polandball4]

I rewatched this when I got a bunch of chairs in my suggested products

[@yermumeatssausagerollsforb5979]

I was crying at this part of doctor who but you made it funny How dare you ?!?!

[@princeofhope7436]

same

[@kevinpoole6233]

this makes me sad and happy at the same time

[@user-uz6ft1or3g]

*OK THE SUBTITLES ARE JUST RANDOM* *But majestic at the same time*

[@marcsthug2693]

THIS SHOULD BE A SAD SONG AND VID MAKES ME LAUGHS SO HARD

[@mechomo]

With the winter season approaching yet again it is time to listen to my favorite Holliday song

[@georgia95]

Get that person a goddamn chair already. And a hot tea

[@TheHC09]

You need to do this for the Dalek music (The Daleks, Evolution of the Daleks and Dark and Endless Dalek Night)

[@Pokecatch03]

I don't wanna go......Without watching this one more time!

[@doctoranonymous122]

Every time this makes mw cry! Why did ten die in such sad way? :,-(

[@OzzieBo]

This what it would have sounded like if Richard Hammond was the tenth doctor…

[@JohnSmith-te4ll]

Somebody who understands. Thank you, my good sir.

[@michaellee2387]

Comments during live feed for Woman who fell to earth got so stoopid now I really do need a chair and am SO ready for a hot tea.

[@erilinapolly]

It's been so many years since I saw it for the first time And only now I understand how this changed me I am such a potato whore now

[@imakelegostuff8684]

I can’t unsee this.