DXFan619 Plays - Dinosaur Hunt: Africa Contract (Top 10 Worst Games of 2015, here we come!)

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[@ixthizzar]

I almost pissed myself laughing when the dinosaur "began its ascension" .

[@MrTheil]

Arialz WE’RE BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAaaaaaaain..... *ding*

[@ChesterBoyReviews]

13:23 Damn, I haven't heard DXFan619 laugh SO hard like that in a while!!

[@IamMunkk]

Your laughing makes this one of the best videos on youtube. Man how this game has changed.

[@DESpoopROW18]

Still better than Raven's Cry. Thank you, Greenlight.

[@xytanvahroee474]

+[Retirado del Poop] - DPR18 that is true

[@Moonslayer01]

That's too true

[@SeuLima1994]

DAMN! This game is pure evil that is disguised as an unintentional hilarious bad game that the purpose is to make the gamer choke to death in his own laughter due to its awfulness! Good to see that you survived this assassination attempt, now waiting to see in which place this game will be in your top 10 worst games of 2015. Keep on coming!

[@krizelandal]

God, I love you so much DXFan. Your laugh just makes everything better.

[@thecinematicmind]

A Dinosaur that air-jumps! Accomplished!

[@akuthelazy7342]

Brontosaurus must be like ''I believe i can flyyyy''

[@Kinnakeeter]

I believe I can touch the sky

[@trevgauntletneu_gaming]

5:32 I'll tell you what happened, the gun farts.

[@trevgauntletneu_gaming]

+legofreak446 hey, I haven't heard from you in a while. What's up?

[@christianrpgserieschannel8770]

legofreak446 I'm sure

[@tenncor2]

Just stumbled upon your channel recently, and for once I can thank KZbin’s algorithm. Definitely one of my favorite creators. I hope you continue to make videos 😂

[@captainbodyshot2839]

10% Dick Marcinko 20% Bubsy 15% Concentrated power of anime 5% F.E.A.R. 50% Shitty games And 100% reason to watch DXFan's youtube videos

[@DZombieDragon]

I don't think I remember the last time I've heard you laugh this hard...at 15:10 you made tears come out of my eyes with your laughter at that ridiculousness XD I live in South Africa, and I don't think I've ever any zombies running around a snow topped savannah XD

[@lainiwakura4059]

As if we needed any more confirmation of Steam's lack of quality control.

[@KingOhmni]

10:46 = infectious laughter for nigh on five minutes. The absolute mad man (I'll have what hje's smokinh).

[@brandonm9132]

It should be called dinosaur pets. Cause that one dinosaur followed you like a puppy.

[@TheBlackBox101]

The best part of this video is DX Fan's laugher xD

[@kondrashovoleg]

Literally a masterpiece I can't stop thinking brontosaurus really used to behave like this Perhaps it was horrendous physics that killed dinosaurs

[@johanjimenez3094]

Your laugh is better than the ladder goat!!! 😂😍

[@TheArchDemon729]

If action 52 was done today this would probably be one of the games on it

[@michaelgay7289]

I think part of the reason why the Dinosaur had terrible collision is because they were not using a collider that fit the dinosaur mesh (called a mesh collider). Instead they used one of the shape of a box (called a box collider).

[@ease-l5330]

"can we get him from here?" *bang* "WHAT THE FUCK"

[@jaycuh6494]

lmfao. your laughter is contagious. love ypur channel. you remind me of lazy game reviews. keep it up!

[@nyalltavernier6218]

The long neck dino must be related to peter pan

[@spongebobfan190]

It's like Turok on the N64 had an abortion, and it resulted in this.

[@jh0347]

Wtf lol

[@KyrosTheWolf]

Holy shit DX, haven't heard you laugh so hard before XD This game looks like it's supposed to be a shitty version of Turok. Not only that but it looks like a horrible port of a shitty iphone game

[@Anquavaous]

10:57 Your laugh had me in tears.

[@lordcakebaker1567]

I wonder if the dev comes back to this video and cries every time.

[@thehellslayer300]

Powered by Unishit engine

[@DXFromYT]

+thehellslayer300 Unity Engine is not the problem.

[@thehellslayer300]

i know but this looks so bad that is like it uses something similar to the shite engine 4

[@Moonslayer01]

@@DXFromYT who wants to play GTA 7 powered by unity engine

[@kissingzombieschannel3708]

I own this same asset pack so yes, it's a Unity asset flip... my amateur projects looked better than this game :D the "dev" didn't even bother changing the stock sound effects that came with the package...

[@qwemlhjsi4386]

Well it's decent now

[@adk4986]

KissingZombie's Channel i bet they looked better. If someone talented uses unity it can be good. But i bet some 13 year old kid did this

[@Purify94]

So i was walking down the street the other day and all of the sudden some rocks appeared in front of me out of thin air.I thought that it was the beer kickin in so i moved on.Made two steps and even more rocks appeared.I followed the trail of rocks which led to a bench.I sat down on it and re-thought my life.In the end i came to the conclusion that i'm a character in a shitty game! XD Man where do you find those games?!Under an invisible rock? XD 4:30 WASD keys to move?Really!?This makes the tips from Ride To Hell seem informative. XD 10:15 Shut up that's how blood works!Don't question the almighty Swedish developer living in a basement!In this new reality he created,bullet doesn't spill blood,blood spills bullet! XD 10:48 Dis includes a brand new kind of gravity where you don't ride dinosaur but dinosaur rides you. XD 12:41 Final verdict?Game of the year.10/10.Better than COD:Whatever. XD 13:21 I never liked AK's but..if they can do that well... XD

[@roboticnaruto]

you make my night bro!

[@carbuncle1334]

All the gaming community needs to watch this video, man Dx is so funny.

[@MrTheil]

10:49 and 13:17 had me rolling

[@KOSHIFROMTHEROC]

I always gotta come back to this video lol

[@thatoneguyirememberbutforg2850]

I came here when it only was 4 views. REMEMBER ME

[@TheRoflcer]

+"that one guy I remember but forgot" I forgot

[@theblackstar5180]

who are you?

[@nakano15]

Nope.

[@redhotface2496]

The game is so hilariously bad that he started crying from laughter 😂🤣 and so did I 😂

[@merpderp420]

By far the hardest I've ever laughed at one of your videos. Keep up the great work

[@PyroPikmin500VivianShadowGirl]

Can't wait to see a top ten worst games of 2015 soon! PS: Love that laugh!

[@satriakemal7515]

This is the funniest video you've ever made XD omg

[@cinderacedr]

DXFAN DUDE YOU ARE A BADASS LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!!! And your laugh is awesome!

[@superstarthomas]

6:06 It looked like it was humping the trees. lol XD

[@The_Minds_Butterfly]

I'm dying laughing.

[@ChesterBoyReviews]

13:52 The claps of a seal

[@Moonslayer01]

Rip quality control

[@rhymegames-puzzlesjigsawst2131]

cool, a nice video. Thanks for the effort you put into it! Cant wait to see what you post next :)

[@vrabo3026]

This is by far my favorite video you've made so far! :D

[@MrAdrien914]

"You change weapon with F", me : Warframe ?

[@TheALPHA1550]

That 'clicking' is when the firing pin in the gun hits a component within the rifle, instead of the primer on a round.

[@mr-furious-nerd8272]

You laughed so hard

[@bravo075]

This was a long time ago but, just to answer, no it's not a Unity thing, the developers just don't know what they're doing and bought store assets.

[@marlyonama]

Isn't it a bit too early to do a "worst of the year" list? I'm thinking of doing something similar on a new show I have in mind.

[@DXFromYT]

+marlyonama Far too early, yeah. The title just implies that this game is headed onto there.

[@Rinukki]

I haven't laughed this much in a while. I thought Raven's Cry couldn't be topped for shoddy Steam releases but this does it.

[@may21s]

In survival mode the dinosaurs explode when you kill them. Also, the bazooka makes shotgun noises and kills everything in one hit.

[@doomteam2326]

They should put this videoclip on a DVD and send it to space so in case someone finds it they'll know what being a human is all about. Oh, and while we're on it, put rogue warrior playlist on that DVD too. Smells like dogshit and gunpowder

[@TheBumblebee619]

Cow jumped over the moon. Or in this case, Brontosaurus climbed over the rock formation

[@kosmosfan01]

Didn't know they made Air Jordans for dinosaurs.

[@blackfiredragonthe13th43]

You ought to start doing your own top 10 worst games of the year.

[@DXFromYT]

+Black Fire Dragon the 13th Definitely happening :)

[@tinathompson2529]

Heh, your laugh makes me smile.

[@ds-iv8gn]

Hey dx Wut do u think about skyrim I can't tell if u luv it or u hate it. I personally think it's great. In ur xbox one video I didn't hear ur opinion on the 360.i play my games on the 360 I would appreciate it if u answer my questions

[@DXFromYT]

+Dom Sim 360 from a hardware perspective was respectable. Fantastic controller. Decent game library too.

[@Sylphella]

The mushrooms look like they were ripped from skyrim too...

[@KingOhmni]

666 frames per second? StyxHexenHammer666 will want to hear of this!

[@KingOhmni]

I am playing System Shock 1 for the first time and frankly it seems less janky than whatever this piece of shit is.

[@Raider0075]

I've never heard DX laugh so hard. Ever. What a terrible game!

[@iamcreepy4936]

Can you please play more of this game DxFan? i want to see how much shittier it can get, and to see if it makes you laugh even more :D Your laugh is addictive...

[@DXFromYT]

+I am Creepy Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe.

[@iamcreepy4936]

+DXFan619 I bought the game anyway :P its so shit, they updated it to make it so you can headshot dinosaurs and kill them instantly, and the zombies are so shit they explode on death, and dont even get me started on the mob map xD

[@spiralpower1620]

I'd only be able to last 10 minutes with this game.

[@nogamename1154]

you moving around in the game made me motion sick

[@ItsRagingRay]

Maybe you should try out the updated version and play on zombies...(small spoiler) they blow up into chunks

[@Zeppola_]

Hi DXFan, i've got a question for you: Which program do you use for editing? Because i can't edit stuff recorded with OBS...

[@DXFromYT]

+Aki Vs The World Sony Vegas Pro 13. Everything I record with OBS is edited there.

[@Zeppola_]

Thank you, friend! Besides, did you ever tried Daikatana?

[@MTLoveridge]

+Aki Vs The World Yes, yes he has.

[@Zeppola_]

Made a video about it?

[@DXFromYT]

+Aki Vs The World Which version? I own the PC version on Steam and have reviewed the N64 version.

[@phantomvulpe791]

you know these developers need to stop making these bad games. not to mention these assholes excuses is Gamergate. really?

[@BlackKoiRecords]

Hahaha!!! He's beginning his ascension!!!

[@mr-furious-nerd8272]

That dinosaur can fly

[@fallthefox699]

That cackle tho

[@zgstenzin2798]

Never seen him laugh like that

[@joshuaprobably852]

Mouse thing happened with me on payday 2 few times

[@aquadude248]

Dxfan619, What console systems do you have? If you don't have any currently, what was your favorite console?

[@DXFromYT]

+Gage Graham Don't currently have one. My favorite may be the Playstation 2, but I'm not too sure.

[@aquadude248]

You should try out the PS3. It has a MASSIVE library of games, and has exclusive Games Like the Uncharted series (They recently got ported on PS4), LittleBigPlanet 1-3, etc.

[@IDGCaptainRussia]

BULLETS LOADED! Feels more like a horrible hunting game

[@MartindoesR3tro]

Well that game seemed more enjoyable then expected. xD

[@Miepasie]

Honey can you get the new drawer out of the box? Sure thing honey BWAAAAAM Honey, what happened Just opening the box

[@cacomeat7385]

the cinematic kills remind me of fallout new Vegas but like you said, much worse.

[@TheALPHA1550]

and Fallout 3

[@coonurkan7765]

I have NOTHING to say about this dungheap of a game. BTW, DX, have u got Shovel Knight yet?

[@DXFromYT]

+Connor Kane Nope, but I have a big backlog of games before I think about getting to it, sadly.

[@coonurkan7765]

That's fine. I don't mind waiting. Remember when u reviewed Sub Zero and said "There's trial and error and then there's cheap and unfair. Shovel Knight is a trial and error 2D platform er. Not as difficult as Super Meat Boy though. Just saying.

[@rickb1875]

+DXFan619 breh u ok? u more excited than when u reviewed Mars of destruction

[@wiiteenchilly4531]

Dinosaurs can jump............ What..............the.................fuck................., game?!!

[@AstrosLittleWorld]

606 frames!!!! Damnnnn need that set up vid or the spec vid asap

[@dogetaxes8893]

I feel like looking through your steam library would give someone cancer because if all the bad games op your gifted

[@TuneBoyOfficial]

With a name like Dinosaur Hunt, it has to suck.

[@TCGProductions03]

Holy cow. What game gets worst than this!?

[@jh0347]

Hong kong 97

[@tatyananumber]

i love your laugh

[@LungsFullOfTar]

HES TUROK THE FUCKING DINO HUNTER HOLY FUCK

[@IDGCaptainRussia]

BULLETS LOADED!!! oh wait, I already posted this...

[@Kinnakeeter]

Omg this game is going to kill me! LOLOLOLOL

[@riverwhite8418]

when is your top 10 worst games of 2015?

[@DXFromYT]

Likely in December.

[@aidenplayzgames288]

If you want to play a decent dinosaur shooting game,try turok.

[@dyea_b_tis5319]

Stll better than Dinosaur Adventure.

[@sorlakvader155]

WHAT... THE FUCK?

[@armandozepeda1486]

is this a gulty plesher

[@dudenugget]

I'm crying 10:47 😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@albertarias8233]

I see the cursor

[@briennaij]

I started crying I was laughing so hard around minute 11 oh my gosh what a crappy game

[@cacomeat7385]

at least the fov is okay.

[@alfianfahmi5430]

1 year (not really) later....

[@alfianfahmi5430]

±10 months

[@Alurazle]

10/10 funny ass shit

[@angrywehrmacht6990]

Hey dx u should play duke nukem forever or enemy front