Dylan Moran's Own Fifty Shades Of Grey | Off The Hook | Universal Comedy

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

"His gaze was stern, unyielding, like an Easter Island head stuck in traffic" has to be the best line ever written in the history of literature. There is no Shakespeare. There is no Dickens. There is only Moran.

[@crewby3]

I love your last three sentences! So apt!

[@dambrooks7578]

I was just about to write that line, it truly is too funny for so few words 😂 🤣 😆 😅

[@pjsmoulder]

@@crewby3 There is no Dana. There is no Zuul. There is only Moran. From the Edinburgh Fridge.

[@tom.lox.ralphs]

I worked with him recently - I expressed this exact sentiment. He was graciously funny and charming from start to finish.

[@__7000rpm]

I am curious. Any chance the 'There is no Shakespeare' part of your comment was inspired by Virginia Woolf's quote? :)

[@Shawwblagoo]

I would absolutely purchase a graphic novel written by Dylan Moran

[@margaretcollins8332]

I want the audiobook

[@silvio.r8443]

He has short stories and illustrations available on his website 🙂

[@booshmani8841]

/illustrated

[@alexandercyrus7511]

I realize it is kinda randomly asking but does anyone know a good site to watch newly released tv shows online?

[@evelynbaron8357]

I LOVE Neil Gaiman's graphic novels and everything he's written but one by Dylan Moran would leave me incontinent with laughter and probably save my life for another day.

[@Ramberta]

1:56 "I shrieked as I fell, I'm a practical person" lmaoooo

[@BrianPolson]

"His gaze was stern, unyielding, like an Easter Island head stuck in traffic" XDD bahahaha that made me spritz my drink all over my keyboard

[@snoookie456]

yeah, I only spat it back into my glass lmao

[@MoonchildOfDarkness]

Which means Dylan is chaotic good.

[@axljax]

I can't stop 🤣

[@thehellyousay]

Thanks for the heads up.

[@madamebkrt]

I replayed that like 10 times hahaha

[@sparrowwilson4514]

His delivery of jokes is just so effortless and casual but his material is so funny. There is no comedian like him.

[@bagofhammers7479]

"As she stood there fiddling with her hospital bracelets" 😂😂😂😂 wheezing

[@amaryllisnightingale6309]

intense fiddling

[@amandadonegan2137]

I roared with laughter at that one. Scared the dogs 😁

[@chopperaxon6171]

That cracked me up.

[@koalaeatinganiceblock]

I thought he said "hospitable breasts", is heaving considered hospitable? Who knows.

[@wendyburrows4178]

No matter how many times I've heard all of his videos, I still burst out laughing like I've never heard them before. Just love him to bits

[@morrezzo1987]

likewise

[@saeidk736]

A comedian that actually improves my English lol This guy is the best comedian I have ever listened too . The humour is unique . He is the best

[@monicarodrigues985]

Try Dara O'Brien and the late Dave Alen, both Irish like Moran.

[@spaceowl5957]

I really like John Mulaney and Bill Burr, but Moran is definitely one of the best comedians I’ve heard

[@milicamitic5982]

In an intense fit of stupidity, I thought this would distract me from how much I need to pee during my trolleybus ride home. 2 stops left. Pray for me.

[@thehellyousay]

Sure, okay. 6 days later, it's still the absolute least I can do for you. Consider your bladder control duly prayed for. I'll look forward to hearing the results, yes? 😁

[@wethepeoplenews]

About a week ago... Week ago...

[@victoriafordaysthechannel6848]

Hope you made it ok!

[@D4RKBRU73]

"intense fit of stupidity" - I love how you express yourself : ) But not only do you seem very literate, you also seem to be very brave. I think you just invented the UUCC, "Urinary urgency comedy challenge" :P

[@milicamitic5982]

@@D4RKBRU73 Thank you! Also, UUCC should totally be a thing. Like Drunk History, only better!

[@mikeyo1O1]

Genius smith of words. Wears his heart on his sleeve, a uniquely Irish trait.

[@iamfishmind]

what a total genius, i've missed him so much. Hope he releases more comedy soon. Black Books reunion? I can dream. "'yes' she said, looping with her fingers a wayward glossy comma of fringe from her brow"

[@Witchygoth]

This man, why can't I find one like him? He's sooooo funny and adorable.

[@assassindelasaucisse.4039]

Because you stay inside watching KZbin.

[@sechmascm]

@Houda unknown Those have insecurities and probably wouldn't approach her

[@ricebeansrockroll882]

Been to Ireland?

[@gitavalimaterdey267]

@@ricebeansrockroll882 "Not yet", she said right before the door slam, heading to the airport...

[@CountPenta]

"Hide my phone charger" Wow! That's way too kinky for me.

[@dawidrogala6168]

sadistic you mean

[@trinityadams5417]

How shocking

[@thareelhelloagain]

This man is the greatest standup alive. Seen him twice already live, can't wait to see him again. Also got to see Tamsin with the RSC, so only Bill Bailey to go and I'll have the full Black Books set.

[@silvasilvasilva]

I saw BB last July, it was great! I hope to see DM some day...

[@kimcarsons7036]

Yes Him and Stewart Lee are the best

[@maddison6952]

Bill was the best live! Saw him with my mum and brother, ribs and cheeks definitely hurt afterwards. Best experience

[@Damezumari1]

I am utterly in awe of this man. I'll be emailing this link to everyone I know. And I too spat tea all over my screen at the Easter Island line.

[@madamebkrt]

Awesome dude XD

[@layersoftheonion8168]

‘Like an Easter Island head stuck in traffic’ - too funny. 🤣

[@laurawillits176]

I love the way he looks at the audience, like, "What's so funny?"

[@dawidrogala6168]

That easter island head metaphor was lovely though

[@Sjade83]

I'd buy that novel.

[@netringotam]

yes

[@Rat_Queen86]

Same! And I would buy the audiobook too 😂

[@katharina689]

He's the only comedian with that specific mix of intelligent humor, poetry, philosophy, and his posture, his movements, everything is so sorely poetic and funny at the same time, really high-level!!!

[@ericamac3525]

And The Big Yin gigs before Parkinson’s disease got him😔

[@katharina689]

@@ericamac3525 :(((((((

[@maysaniyazova]

I am crying. He is the best comedian ever.

[@michaelritchie2968]

It's all brilliant, but for some reason him getting ready to read by saying, "I hope my hair looks good" does me every time.

[@InJusticeAustralia]

“Fling me into a windmill!!” 😂😂

[@adamwilliams4993]

Caught me off guard with the cleft joke as somone with one however not offended, this is comedy and its gold

[@fishstringcrabforest]

Same. I stopped laughing but it was still a good bit.

[@JoRiver11]

I forgot that there are grocery stores in the UK called Tescos. I honestly heard testicle. Which made the soup bit confusing.

[@LovelyDay11]

JoRiver11 Ooooh, thanks for clarifying lol, I heard testicle and then soup out of nowhere...

[@glowcloudwheatproducts495]

Omg. Every time I think I've gotten a hang of his accent lol

[@j.cheeverloophole9029]

Many moons ago & a long time in dog years, I met him, in Edinburgh .....I kept waiting for him to break character....after more moons, and glasses of wine, I started to suspect there was no character....that is literally him...he is literally Dylan Moran....I know right? I was shocked...

[@dacksonflux]

I need so much more of this guy.

[@johnmcdaniels9231]

Black books!

[@gerardstephens58]

Seeing Dylan Moran live IS my bucket list.

[@hey34]

Showing just the right amount.... Because, ladies and gentlemen, there is a right amount!😂

[@aravenlunatic9028]

Well at least he didn't trip over his scrotum. *cough cough* That'd give a new spin on the phrase.."fall out with your sac out..." 😳😁🙄🤦🤷😁

[@zeedebeer7506]

I think there could be some money in this book, we could create an entirely new genre combining erotica and comedy. I shall call it: cumedy

[@shaunpenne1840]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@elektra81516]

Then sell it exclusively at Black Books

[@ado75]

@@elektra81516 Brilliant

[@SanaRaskolnikova88]

you, miss, are light years ahead of us all.

[@gerryvanheerden1330]

Hahahaha!

[@Zero-gh9lp]

I got stomach cramps laughing at his version of 50 shades of gray

[@john-paul-walsh]

Dylan Moran is the best of all Comedy. What a legend

[@vijeth12345]

Reading those lines were a ruse... He really came back for that glass of wine

[@dnomyarnostaw]

" .... fling me into a windmill, hide my phone charger", more like a Stephen King novel.

[@GreyPunkWolf]

The fear, the chills, the thrill... What an excitement

[@dkmorris713]

What an amazing man. His humor is unparalleled.

[@joesdi]

I survive the lockdown better, coz of you, Moran. Come back. 💜💜💜

[@GerLeahy]

Still one of the finest comedians out there.

[@poppymoon1165]

A leaf, a leaf 🍃😂😂😂

[@Ramberta]

Best part lol

[@esraeloh8681]

My good god he should absolutely write these as short stories, holy christ he could get a whole mini series running. His mind is just too funny man.

[@Sciencegrinds]

He did already. Have you not seen Black Books?

[@davidjackson6835]

you should watch "Black Books"

[@schnook11]

I laughed so hard I drooled. Also, he's a better flirt than I am.

[@MorbidxDesire]

I'm waiting for an interview and this has me giggling like a maniac in the lobby. Gods!

[@thhseeking]

I loved "unyielding like an Easter Island head stuck in traffic". Yep, unyielding :P

[@DannyMercer1993]

This man is a genius. I adore everything he does.

[@davidmeier7191]

I love hearing Jimmy Carr laugh his arse off at 2:42 xD

[@fallensway855]

Pretty sure it’s not Jimmy Carr, he has a higher top note in his laugh but it made me happy to think he was the for a moment lol

[@paranoxxxx]

That was so much better than 50 Shades of Sexual Disappointment. You should make a movie, I'd laugh.

[@ericjourdain892]

I come back to this 50 shades segment every three months or so and everytime I cry with laughter. "SOUP! He said" must be my favourite bit of comedy ever.

[@behzadahmadov9076]

"she approached him like a panther, a drunk panther walking on her back legs like a party trick"

[@janewelsh8578]

I love his work. I went to see him twice when I lived in Newcastle the first time around

[@Kittymouth]

She thought she might COME right there all over the LOOFAH and everything! 😂

[@jamesfitzpatrick8300]

And everything!🤣🤣🤣

[@andrewcreed4558]

Great start to the book, Dylan, now finish it and get it printed! I for one will kick down the doors of Waterstones the day it hits the shelves!

[@J.W.Ellenhall.BookLover]

Dylan, I am still waiting for this graphic novel and audiobook. You can't hire anyone else to read it. Only you can do the recording. THE WORLD NEEDS THIS.

[@ThisisFit]

"fling me into a windmill and hide my phone charger!" 😂

[@kiztorres3218]

What a finale... Just crying... 😂😂

[@gillianr-w8720]

It’s the pause as much as the speaking. Genius man.

[@kotsoskotsou8864]

hahaha, i'd buy that book. Those Netflix specials are abominations compared to this.

[@nj4132]

"Hide my charger!" --> That's some pretty hardcore BDSM if you ask me... And I am intrigued 😂

[@arjuscarlet55555]

I love this guy.🖤 Thanks for uploading this.

[@tedvanmatje]

"Cloup!!" hahaha,that's me fooked for the rest of the day! Dylan is a legend - on the ball, man :D

[@twinflames_111]

Love these waves of laughter

[@JadisAmalthea]

That was horrible, yet absolutely amazing!!!! This is the 5th or 6th clip of Dylan I have watched and I'm wondering why am I only JUST now discovering him! 😂😂😂😂

[@fannywidell2270]

I would absolutely unironically LOVE to buy that book. It would be a masterpiece.

[@SplotchTheCatThing]

You shrieked as you fell? Wow. I envy your skill at multitasking.

[@rivertam7827]

"Hide my phone charger" fuck what's the safe word? 😂😂😂

[@barnabyjones3708]

I had my appendix out yesterday. I the pain of laughing at "Her OTHER breast heaved" damned near made me black out...

[@cosmoreverb3977]

Dylan sounds like a child telling a story when he reads out loud.

[@ElvarMasson]

Exactly 🤣

[@jenn976]

He is so great! I love his stuff, can’t stop laughing!

[@bec9255]

He's such an incredible talent 👏

[@howardkerr8174]

Dylan Moran, makes apologizing for his forgetfulness wonderfully humorous.

[@bernardblack6116]

I don't feel ashamed because everyone else was aroused.

[@lilpixie25]

“Hide my phone charger!” 10/10

[@rjwasser8312]

This dude said "hide my phone charger." I'm dead, lmao.

[@notadoctora7956]

No idea why that was so funny. I could not stop laughing

[@andrapopa7961]

I'm wheezing...omg, send help 😂 😂😂😂😂😂

[@molimolinana]

Can't help, I'm dying here too 🤣😂🤣😂

[@ianclarke5404]

Dylan ,marvellous you are .

[@nancybrown8338]

Just finished watching several of your comedy bits and I laughed so much but now I must pee. Loved Black Books.

[@lsamsa]

What an absolute treasure!!

[@Andy01833]

Now that’s a book worth the film rights! He’s so bloody funny 😄

[@MystiqueHorizon]

Hide my phone charger!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@isabelabassett2764]

I need his Errotic blockbuster to be published

[@amandajstar]

OH my god -- an actually HILARIOUS comedian! I love it! (And I loved Black Books, too.)

[@miguelzino598]

Flip me into a windmill, haha. Reminds me of that one scene in Bruno

[@vincecallagher7636]

Dylan is the funniest, non stop wit

[@einahsirro1488]

Geez, he's just adorable.

[@johnnyjoestar356]

"she saw the tesco's bag twisting against his knee!"

[@peterlloyd5285]

Thanks, I thought he said "Testicle".

[@gregrefon]

That is so brillant....

[@Hekamiah112]

Fling me into a windmill hahahaha oh my god 🤣🤣🤣

[@dgf4955]

Fling me into a windmill 😍😍😍😍

[@michaelaclarke3228]

His gaze was stern, unyielding, like an Easter Island statue stuck in traffic! hahahahhha

[@1c2h3e4u5n6g]

Hide my phone charger !! 🤣🤣🤣

[@paigegilmar]

When Dylan Moran's fake erotica is better than most real erotica.

[@ferinca7655]

Nah...yer just looking in the wrong places. The real erotica is the Sonic X Hitler erotica you'd find on 4chan or reddit, to which is not held back by the political views of society... So it gets... detailed....the kind of detail that would get you shunned from church, and the Amish community that church resides in...

[@paigegilmar]

@@ferinca7655 Oh, the PTSD of the comment section.

[@silvasilvasilva]

@@ferinca7655 Kinkier than "hide my charger!"? You're making it up.

[@n.ayisha]

i would buy that book in a heartbeat.

[@stawmy]

Dylan, you are a fking genius mate. At 1:08 you tell that joke but it actually happened to me! I got up to to fetch a drink, and my wife switched from the horror film to the same real life horror that you described!. And yes, my reaction was the same! LOL and kudos for uploading this priceless material. :D many likes.

[@CARambolagen]

Just brilliant - comedy genius!

[@LearnUkrainianwithme]

You absolute flipping hero!

[@mandarin408]

Listening to this at work was a mistake lol couldn’t keep my laughter down

[@dawnbastan2208]

I love him!

[@WhiteRabbitTricks]

Sentences sculpted by the most random accumulation of thoughts and perceptions

[@LaLaLadi10]

Seeing him in November, yezzzz!!!!

[@atifarohman3342]

I adore this man so much 🤣

[@NoodleCollie]

I watched his entire show on Amazon recently and it was all great, but the 50 Shades thing fucking cracked me up from start to finish.

[@GBfanatic15]

I would buy the audiobook I was CACKLING this is hilarious XD