RE-WATCHING HARRY POTTER Marathon!

we're heading back to hogwarts! What's better than a two hour commentary on all eight harry potter films?
0:00 - Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
15:12 - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
26:04 - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
39:50 - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
54:24 - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
1:05:20 - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
1:19:11 - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1
1:32:17 - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2
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[@fire34fly]

Dylan: "Someone should write a fanfic of Harry Potter that after his abuse he uses his magic to torture and murder and becomes a serial killer, there should be a fanfic where he goes dark..." So.. Voldemort

[@EJ-bn3tc]

Literally I was just thinking that lmao

[@eMrsFreakyy]

but harry potter though

[@harrypotterrocks55]

there are so many of these fanfictions

[@Sylrien]

Should read the League of Extraordinary Gentlement comics then, in that Harry's the antichrist and Mary Poppins smites him because she's literally God

[@lazyking8445]

Omg I literally said that out loud lmao

[@oziomaokeke4477]

WE'RE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT MISOA IN THE STRAWBERRY DRESS?!!!!! IT'S MISOA IN THE sTRAWBERRY DRESSSS Edit: thank you all for talking about misoa in the strawberry dress

[@ObamaToyreviews]

IKR WHEN I SAY THAT I LITERALLY SAID “SHES WEARING THE STRAWBERRY DRESS!!! SHES WEARING THE STRAWBERRY DRESS!!!”

[@laurawild2371]

I‘m so in love with her... Sirius is my daddy as well.. also, yes, the strawberry dress 👸🏿

[@lizsun261]

YES ITS SO BEAUTIFUL

[@for.tax.reasons]

Pls give timestamp

[@laurawild2371]

@@for.tax.reasons 26:07

[@LilyChilyFries]

“Do creepy people get creeped out?” Dylan’s asking the real questions here

[@BigKnecht]

I'm creepy and I get creeped out sometimes

[@Viod753]

I asked an AI and this is what it sent: As an AI language model, I do not have personal opinions or subjective experiences. However, it is possible that creepy people, just like anyone else, may feel uneasy or uncomfortable in certain situations. It is important to remember that being creepy is often subjective and depends on individual perceptions and contexts. Generated by AI Chat Android App.

[@ChiaraTapiarene-fn3mw]

Yes, we do sometimes, depending on the context.

[@kirepaha5781]

No matter how many times I rewatch it, I lose myself everytime on - Dobby must punish himself - Dobby has a kink

[@ellie925]

SAME😭

[@priscillamalkieh6496]

When he called Dumbledore, Hormander… idk why but I couldn’t stop laughing for a full 10 minutes!

[@KaixoDenek]

"Dobby has a punishment kink Sir"

[@lusinebaghyan8864]

​@@KaixoDenekI did too 😂

[@nleahc]

I just fell on the floor and cling on the chair as I laugh at this

[@Subxenox15]

The movies did Ron so dirty. They gave a lot of his bravery moments to Hermione, and warped the times he stood up for Hermione and Harry into a comedic line of dialogue instead of loyalty. Ron in the book is a true G

[@idkhbtfmandnowimsad994]

The Wesley’s in general really (except for Fred and George) were kinda fucked. And the movies all had a weird obsession with Harry and Hermione, Hermione I kinda get because they needed a strong female lead for little girls to look up to, but seriously, Ron was screwed up.

[@aster6756]

Ron and Ginny both. They did them dirty.

[@coin5207]

@@idkhbtfmandnowimsad994 nothing more cringe than the harry x ginny movie entanglement

[@jasminescott2841]

Quinn Curio has a really good video about this

[@floweredinfebruary]

@@aster6756 it’s so annoying. Ginny is so much more confident, self assured, and funny in the books. You got to see her grow from this awkward shy little girl into a bad ass girl.

[@jenanhoumsi5710]

literally anyone: crying because Cedric died Dylan: its okay. he's a vampire now :D

[@user-jp6zl5yd1h]

I said the same thing

[@jenanhoumsi5710]

@@user-jp6zl5yd1h shit sorry if you commented before me

[@user-jp6zl5yd1h]

@@jenanhoumsi5710 it's ok

[@user-jp6zl5yd1h]

@@jenanhoumsi5710 I told my mom that

[@jenanhoumsi5710]

@@user-jp6zl5yd1h lmao

[@mit_irwin]

"He was petrified" Dylan: "was he first afraid??" That killed me for some reason

[@kiera-makenziemoore143]

At first i was afraid, i was petrified...

[@dysmissme7343]

@@kiera-makenziemoore143 ✨kept thinking I could never liiive without you by my my side ✨

[@TheUnkindledTarnished]

Rest in peace

[@stickmind]

Yes. Agree. Yes.

[@DaliaKendall]

“He fathered you?” gets me every time 😂 and when Snape was slamming the windows and Misoa was like “this scene turned me on” Dylan’s face was HILARIOUS 😂

[@mischr13]

she's so real for saying that lol

[@hil619]

So...whos going to tell dylan that literally every one of his fanfiction ideas has already been slaughtered to the death there are no hp tropes/ideas that haven't been done already to the absolute maximum

[@antidave]

Ikr i think we need more dark magic fics tho

[@kookat011]

Right! 😂 someone tell this man about Wattpad 😂😂😂

[@BewareOfMpreg]

@@antidave girl ao3 is full of dark magic fics, theres more fics about dark magic and dark pureblood familes than there has ever been about "light magic"

[@habitsrabbit]

Uhuh though it feels a lot of Harry Potter fics have really slowed these couple years. They aren't as active as they used to be...is that just me?

[@green7apocalyptica]

@@BewareOfMpreg thanks!!!

[@orionb2918]

McGonagall is the only reasonable adult in the whole series. 'hey maybe we shouldn't leave the chosen one with his abusive relatives' 'maybe we shouldn't allow a 14 year old to compete in the death tournament'

[@leonorgomes791]

Ikr everyone else just seems to not care about the fact that Harry Potter is the fricking boy who lived, and is a human who could die. They seem to just be like 'oh everybody dies at a certain point, so, why to stop a kid from putting himself into situations that could lead to it?'

[@eleanorcb9125]

Yeah mcgonagall is the best but Harry did have to live with the Dursley’s so his moms protection could live on in petunia- if he hadn’t lived with them he would’ve died in the first movie when quirrell attacked him

[@Myst9066]

@@eleanorcb9125 well from my understanding, the protection that saved him from Quirell would have still been there. The home protection came from petunia being Lily’s blood, and as long as Harry could call the Dursley’s house home/under 17 nobody could get to him at the house.

[@eleanorcb9125]

@@Myst9066 Good point- does that protection only work at the house?

[@Myst9066]

@@eleanorcb9125 I think that’s how it works. It’s why he had to continue to go back each summer.

[@thehappyheartwanders]

Draco’s lack of redemption arc is so frustrating, even in the books. I remember being absolutely certain that Draco was going to turn after reading HBP and then he just….doesn’t. One moment, he’s carefully not revealing Harry at the Manor, but then he’s attacking Harry in the Room of Requirement. Even in the final moments of the battle, he’s just doing what it takes to survive. The only Malory who truly turns on Voldemort is Narcissa. I love that moment for her, but not getting one for Draco was the biggest letdown of the series.

[@ilbwfy1550]

not everyone has to turn into a good person and draco is the proof of that. he is a pure slytherin and only thinks of himself in the end

[@elinama7061]

@@ilbwfy1550 I think it's fairly realistic too, like his family fell out with the Death Eaters, but that doesn't mean he's gunna turn into a goody two shoes after that. Sometimes people don't like the group they're in and distance themself. But it doesn't mean they want to be good people. They do whatever they can to survive. Def felt like staying on Voldemort's side any longer would've gotten the whole family killed so naturally they would aid his enemy subtly.

[@carlotta4th]

Personally I think it was fine, because some people are assholes but they're not *murderers*.

[@noureldeheiri3110]

no, this just shows that not everyone is fully capable of redemption. and not all the characters will get the ending the readers like, because that will be very HEA of them

[@ASHLEY.397]

Just because draco is not a murderer doesn’t mean he’s a good pressings, for a good redemption to take place it needs to happen over time not at the end of horgwats it wouldn’t make sense then since he’s still had his family values

[@nothingiseverperfect]

39:24 “Is it the fact he looks malnourished and pale?” “Yeah.” “How you doin” LOOOOOOL

[@luiiiandmovieee]

I loved that part

[@noureldeheiri3110]

that was so flynn rider of him

[@dysmissme7343]

I ship it

[@Cute_cuppa.]

@@noureldeheiri3110omg yes

[@ayeshamajeed22]

Joey

[@glamourgurlz16]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT MISOA IN THE STRAWBERRY DRESS

[@supersizesenpai]

My eyes are focused elsewhere. 😂

[@SkyLene]

EXACTLY it’s the strawberry dress the internet was obsessed with lol

[@emmastone8779]

She looked so pretty, it really suited her, and her makeup was tailored to it as well, literal perfection💖

[@habibamusse]

My girl looked gorGeous

[@francineharris6661]

A BUNCH of people mentioned it earlier

[@anoukdc]

"the fact that he looks manourished and... pale." "yeah." *stares* "how you doin"

[@miaborges3674]

OMF I DIED 😂😂😂

[@Chansmirrorselfie]

Fav part

[@mariahkilgore2662]

Malnourished

[@jjlinny1376]

LMAOOO DYLAN😭

[@fatima_nadeem]

Joey Tribbiani😂

[@rachelvanderzee414]

After re-reading the books, I actually feel so sad for Dylan, because everything is WAY funnier and better in the books. The twins are easily main characters, right behind the golden trio, and they’re not just comic relief. Ginny is a freaking bad ass. Ron isn’t a brat and isn’t constantly jealous of Harry, it’s Harry who’s jealous of Ron. And Draco is an absolute villain. Harry says he’s worse than the Dursleys who abused him. Not to mention PEEVES. AND CHARLIE. AND WINKY. Oh man. Dylan would love it and would roast the shit out of these movies for screwing it up so badly.

[@4everGirlStar]

okay you’ve done it. I’m reading them (after having read through everything harry potter related except books 3-6 for whatever weird reason please don’t ask i cannot explain it either)

[@maritzahernandez9129]

Harry Potter is the only books I could ever read I’ve tried reading other books but nothing could take me out of the pages and into my head like the HP books I love them it’s constantly smiling and laughing

[@mia-ji8mh]

i was so mad when S.P.E.W. just didn't exist in the movie???? AT ALL?????????????????

[@spencercorpuz]

​@@maritzahernandez9129Definitely try the Dresden Files! You can tell the author took a ton of inspiration from Harry Potter. The premise: Imagine if Harry Potter grew up and became a private investigator for supernatural stuff in Chicago and had a bit of a troubled past. It starts out really episodic/monster of the week, but quickly grows into a big arching story and it's PHENOMENAL.

[@FabricatedPheonix]

​@@mia-ji8mhI mean it wasn't an important part of the book that had a huge impact on the progression of story. It's easy to see why it got cut

[@HieuVo-ne3yw]

"There should be a fanfic where Harry goes dark!" Oh man, one search away from an endless rabbit hole.

[@NishaJakrebet-rr1py]

:0

[@saraborjag.5430]

I loved the fact that Dylan looks at Umbridge and he’s like: “She looks annoying to me” dude same

[@briannad7702]

As soon as I saw her character I was annoyed, every time I saw her I’d roll my eyes and be like UGHHH can’t she be killed off already 😭

[@wiltedrose7988]

The most Karen character to ever exist on screen

[@timeea.i19]

Everyone hates her. That it is why some potterheads call her Umbitch

[@crossenmorgan]

I vividly remember throwing my book off my bed when she locked up their brooms in her office. I hate her with such a passion 😂

[@saerimiese]

She’s probably my most hated villain ever, like she doesn’t have any redeeming qualities that could make me like her even for a bit

[@sintijanice]

*Talking about Draco and Hermione*: There has to be some fanfiction about these two. Oh, Dylan, my sweet, summer child...

[@suus8518]

LMAO

[@ButchieTuffington]

Mortal Instruments was a Dramione fic originally, no? Or Ginny and Draco...?

[@meganclouse7423]

@@ButchieTuffington I’m pretty sure it was a Ginny and Ron one because of the incest plot line

[@ButchieTuffington]

@@meganclouse7423 OH YEAH

[@sintijanice]

@@ButchieTuffington Both actually. :D It started with Draco liking Hermione, but he ends up with Ginny, I think. It's called The Draco Trilogy if anyone's interested.

[@chantellemakoni8714]

1:12:25 Draco actually had another task they didn't mention in the movies, but they did mention it in the books. That room was the room of requirements, and dracos second task for voldy boldy was to fix the vanishing cabinet. This one scene with the apple was him testing it to see if the cabinet worked. If you wondering, it didn't LMAO. but he did end up finishing it and that's how all the death eaters were able to enter Hogwarts in that scene where Draco was meant to kill Dumbledore. So he actually was doing tons of work, but the movies failed to explain that clearly.

[@4everGirlStar]

wait what-? i always thought that was clear to anyone, there’s SO much about the vanishing cabinets and burgin and burkes that it must have been obvious draco was doing sth with the vanishing cabinet, i mean… he even says it in the scene where he kills dumbledore and he asks him how, and draco explains that he fixed it!

[@EstherRab]

Voldy boldy😂😂😂

[@anikaru547]

yeah i feel the fact he was fixing the cabinet to transport death eaters was glossed over. he was basically the only reason they got in

[@carlotta4th]

The movie didn't fail to explain it. They slowly show Draco's progress (way too slow actually) AND Dumbledore outright verbally explains it to the audience afterwards. Dylan can miss stuff because he's also doing humor and comedy at the same time but a general audience definitely wouldn't.

[@SoWhatImASlytherin]

The amount of spot-on fanfic commentary that Dylan has is INSANE. also “malfoy” “you little shit” is a perfect unexpected AVPM reference, this video sparks so much joy.

[@cdnde]

What's AVPM?

[@earnestdeclarationofmedioc1706]

@@cdnde A Very Potter Musical, I think

[@elliottelf1634]

oh man Dylan NEEDS to watch AVPM huh. the draco x hermione plot is even in there he would love it

[@dysmissme7343]

@@cdnde I can’t recommend it enough Fair warning for some rocky 2010’s humor, but for a play with zero budget it’s ducking fantastic The sequels even better in my opinion

[@felicity3072]

@@dysmissme7343 omg i would love if he watched it!! i agree abt avps, lupin's introduction kills me every time.

[@blancaherreroespana5035]

"he's been petrified? was he afraid at first?" underrated joke

[@lukrecijamestrovic2245]

This was my absolute favorite

[@JohnSmith47534]

@@lukrecijamestrovic2245 +1 the worst part is that I started singing

[@JohnSmith47534]

It's funny cause she... survived... (I'll show myself out thank you)

[@caseyoung1527]

YES that one actually made me chuckle

[@ANA801234]

Idgi lol pls explain

[@jace9987]

Malfoy: Calls Hermione a slur Dylan: They should date

[@IrinNovy]

That's how it started for many Dramione fans :))))

[@arunr1627]

I was like "bruh"

[@localthottie1255]

@@IrinNovy and reality 😔 my best friend started dating her bf, after he called her a slur 😐

[@ibuprofriends]

@@localthottie1255 bruh....

[@withniejules2244]

@@localthottie1255 Nooooooooo😭😭😭

[@lolo.hem_2377]

41:05 fun fact: dan and Rupert had to grow hair out before they started shooting for this movie. The hairstylist would cut their hair but the director was like nah lets keep the hair. Dan and Rupert were pretty pissed about it

[@ceciliaamato4707]

Dylan pointing out that Hogwarts does nothing to protect students killed me 😂

[@shaydy393]

Dylan: looks at Misoa weird for being turned on by a Snape scene Also Dylan: had the hots for Madrucula

[@halenuryazc442]

😂😂😂

[@MinhChuLe]

@@slevinchannel7589 shut up

[@sxsch0791]

@@slevinchannel7589 stfu

[@emfontanez9041]

This is it. The loudest comment👐🏼

[@emma4211]

harry: “nicolas flamel” dylan: “who’s that?” ron: “who’s nicolas flamel?” dylan: “i don’t know.” hermione: “i don’t know” dylan: “me neither.” THIS KILLED ME 😭 10:36

[@skyem5574]

😂😂

[@meganmcleod6152]

hahahhshdhdh I am dying

[@erinkatem]

SAME BAHSHS

[@mintavfall]

Me too, so funny!!

[@skyetrowbridge5663]

It j gets funnier every time you watch it 😂

[@svetaAFG]

Tropes that Dylan guessed: Harry going dark - ✅ Hermione and Draco - ✅ Harry literally with anyone but Ginny - ✅ Harry going ballistic on the whole world - ✅

[@shaeryannn]

i love the half blood prince so much. its so strange and offbeat, we finally learn more about Voldemort and the horcruxes, and all the characters are shown in a new light. especially the Dumbledore death scene. wayyy underrated

[@ciomrion2816]

Have you read the books? Because imo it's the best book out of the series but the movie did not do it justice. There is just so much more in the book i love it so much.

[@tparkerevans7165]

Ron in the books wasn’t Harry’s sidekick. He was truly always there for Harry. Hermione’s line in POA, “If you want to kill Harry you have to kill us too” was actually said by Ron in the book.

[@MW-xd6hy]

Yeah and also they kind of made it look like Hermione is Harry's bff while in the books it was always obvious that it was Ron, Harry says that himself couple of times

[@Jen-iv5nr]

lol nah he wasn't "truly always there ", movie 4 the perf example. He acted like the worst lil bitch. And many other times lol

[@MW-xd6hy]

@@Jen-iv5nr well yeah, they had a big fight in the 4th and 7th, but still Ron was always Harry's best friend, and during that fights Harry was always miserable

[@robyndare7723]

@@Jen-iv5nr during that time tho Harry says a bunch of times that hanging out with Hermione just wasn't as fun

[@ilyMiickeyBee]

@@MW-xd6hy yeah and Harry even noted that hanging out with Hermione was pretty nice, but it was nothing compared to hanging out with Ron. I think it was during their fight in the 4th book. Also, Harry in the movies is completely different than Book Harry, despite literally doing all the same things.

[@katiemendoza1211]

Dylan- "he must have all the girls." me who has read the books- harry being the biggest dork of all time and cant even get a solid date

[@dobbythefreeelf390]

facts

[@blackharmonics4518]

Yes.

[@missserenity1090]

True but he had money and fame. Someone would’ve taken advantage of that.

[@estelagrabiel1835]

Harry thought that Cho was asking him the date of the next D.A. when she was asking him on a date

[@katiemendoza1211]

Wow all these likes holy crap. I just remember the fourth book when he discovered girls. Idk why but that’s my favorite part of all the books

[@zulu32656]

He had to be left with his aunt so his mothers protection charm would continue to protect Harry. It’s bound by blood and his aunt was LITERALLY the only family of his mothers left. That charm keep Voldy from being able to touch Harry until Harry became of age and this no longer under the blood protection charm as he’s an adult now.

[@freyja6360]

Plus we don't know for sure how the Dursleys would behave if they weren't living with a literal horcrux for a number of years.

[@SephTheHuntress]

And the reason the blood ritual was SO important in GoF was because of the blood protection spell.

[@crematedfelony]

@@freyja6360thats just blatantly untrue, if nothing else we know mcgonagall calls them awful before harry was dropped off in one of the first lines of themovie

[@Mins_Moon]

I lowkey highkey Need Dylan to sit down with the super carlin brothers and ask them all of his questions. It’d be so funny watching him understand everything whilst cracking jokes- meanwhile J & Ben are just really getting into their potterhead mind, explaining and telling him theories etc 😂

[@brilong5792]

That needs to happen it would be amazing

[@freyja6360]

I second that. It would be an awesome collaboration.

[@00juls00]

Ah man, when your fandoms collide! haha This would be the most unexpected collab but I definitely want it now.

[@flynn9345]

NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT “Dobby must punish himself sir” Dylan: “Dobby has a kink😏”

[@pauvretori]

I KNOW THAT WAS SO FUNNY

[@nicolaweinbacher7712]

two words: underrated quote

[@nicolaweinbacher7712]

Oh and don't forget the doBby-oNly -wEars-a-sOck-kink

[@z.b.6447]

I literally cried laughing, I had to pause

[@TheMichelleasaurus]

@@z.b.6447 same Dylan had me rolling

[@3pa15_latisiasyarivahartaw4]

“My father did not strut!” James in heaven: “actually..” Sirius, Remus, Lily, Peter (who had to put up with him): “actually..”

[@Wired4Life2]

And Severus, who also was literally a classmate of him.

[@AddsWatches]

James pranced

[@s4kurabl0ss0m7]

“He’s been petrified? Was he afraid at first?” AHAHAHAHAHA good job Dylan

[@ricachu5640]

Dumbledore actor in movie 1 and 2 was super on point! I was so saddened when he passed away and wasn’t able to continue to play the role. 😢

[@lizzieolson7436]

I know!! Wasn’t he in the Count of Monte Christo too?

[@eyesofivy]

Literally Michael Gambon did Dumbledor so damn dirty and it makes me so sad to watch 1 & 2 and think about what could have been if only Richard Harris was still around

[@ricachu5640]

@@eyesofivy Yes! I guess I'm not alone in saying that Gambon's Dumbledor is really weird after seeing Harris's good portrayal! Gambon's take on Dumbledor made me hate the character (at least in the movies). LOL

[@monkyznblondz]

Just want to say: Thank you all for your correct take on this matter. That is all.

[@steph66062]

I can't believe nobody's talking about Misoa's "This scene turned. me. on." at 31:00. Her timing was immaculate, I was absolutely dying

[@klippitykloppity]

Dylan's reaction to it had me cackling 😂

[@amelieweber1398]

I can relate. (Pronounce that like Dylan did when he mimicked Amanda Bynes in She’s the man)

[@genie2362]

dylans face is killing me

[@micky2be]

That's call editing

[@bellabear8016]

Honestly definitely can relate 🤭

[@mollycthorpe]

To answer the “who won the game?” question: it was Hufflepuff! Cedric Diggory caught the snitch, but didn’t realize that Harry had fallen off of his broom. When he found out about it, he offered to replay the match so that Gryffindor could have a fair chance at winning, but Oliver Wood (the Gryffindor captain) declined.

[@Seungberrysmine]

I thought the teachers declined bc Oliver prolly tried to drown himself after bloody Hufflepuff won

[@NichtVorhanden]

@@Seungberrysmine That's freaking dark

[@ThePokadot1234]

Finally someone who read the books too 😂

[@annadandrsn]

Yep! And tbh it's such a small thing that could have been put into the movies with a few extra lines. Especially bc it's such a small detail that remains an excellent introduction to Cedric's character and kind personality. ❤️

[@virginiaallison2172]

@@NichtVorhanden they literally say that in the books - something like “he’s in the showers probably trying to drown himself”. It was meant more jokingly bc Oliver is known for being super extra when it came to Quidditch.

[@bailey6082]

I hate that the movies never explained there was a jinx on Voldemorts name, so whenever someone said it the curse triggered and destroyed any magical defenses a wizard put up so Death Eaters could find rebels and capture them. It's a detail sorely missing from the plot of the last two films

[@loddekarodde9996]

1:32:25 when you said „you might not like voldemort but the boy‘s got flair“, that‘s almost exactly what kingsley says about dumbledore in harry potter 5 (you might not like him, but damn, dumbledore‘s got style (or smt like that)) :D

[@cococovers1333]

he says "you may not like him minister but dumbledores got style" and in the books, its not kingsley who says it, its armando dippet (one of the portraits in dumbledores office)

[@reynaramos2931]

Talking about hermione and draco “They’re has to be fanfics about theses two”...... ughhhh funny You say that

[@lunalimi9798]

Cassandra Clare must have watched this video

[@emilychu396]

@@mavimelek6 I don’t think so. That would be so out of character for them both

[@kathrynunknown1365]

@@emilychu396 I think that there was the potential for it to happen, but it didn't get written so they wouldn't be a good couple at this point.

[@teeyteey9388]

and thats on isolation

[@creatureleigh7378]

he should read them in a video

[@khushishashidhar491]

hermione: "three unforgivable curses" dylan: *lists the three wishes a genie won't grant*

[@avanidatar9571]

Bruhhhh 😂😂😂

[@h.alih.3145]

I was looking for this comment 😂🤦🏽‍♀️

[@ariana55T]

how??

[@anaisabelpais7389]

@@ariana55T 43:02 1. Resurrecting someone from the dead 2. Controlling someone 3. Love curse Genie's three rules in Aladdin: 1. Can't kill someone 2. Can't make people fall in love 3. Can't bring anyone back from the dead So Dylan was off on one, but pretty close

[@ariana55T]

@@anaisabelpais7389 Yeah that's why I didn't get it haha, the pain curse had nothing to do with aladdin. But well, it was a good idea, 2 out of 3 are a match.

[@lakshitadidwania2251]

"either ur with hermonine or ur dead" LMAO I LOVE HIM. HE IS LITTERLY US

[@BoraIlgi]

53:41 the twins did give voldy a nickname "you-no-poo" (to mrs. Weasley's horror) in their joke shop's advertisement

[@inappropriatemouse7549]

39:19 "So love him, though. He's my daddy." "Is it the tattoos?" "No." "Is it the fact that he looks malnourished and pale?" "You know, yeah, that's it." "How you doin'" 👁️👁️

[@devinasonsana8447]

I SCREAMED when I saw this, it was too funny 😂😂

[@itschelseakay]

I laughed out loud! The set up fir the joke was SO good!!

[@flores14777]

I screamed !!!! hahaha, it was such a good joke 🤣🤣👏🏻

[@mifrahsalman]

"don't worry I will be." "He's so badass and he's 12." Fun fact: Daniel radcliffe actually improvised that line, after Jason, (Mr Malfoy) improvised "let's hope mr potter will be around to save the day.", on purpose, to see how dan would react.

[@inbal9743]

so he was a badass 12 yo in real life 😳

[@maria8943]

I know this is random and off topic, but I’ve watched this video so many times. A lot of times to fall asleep. I went through a horrible break up that crushed me and still does sometimes. This video and the lord of the rings video I’m so comfortable watching that it helps take my mind off of things so that I can finally sleep well. Thank you, Dylan.

[@ziab1400]

We all know by now Cedric's true fate: he got turned into a vampire, then became the Batman!

[@sawanna508]

Adn went forward and back in time (Tenet).

[@bouvardia9166]

Misoa: "Still love him though. He's my daddy." Dylan: "Is it the tattoos?" Misoa: "No." Dylan: "Is it the fact that he looks malnourished and pale?" Misoa: "Yeah, you know, that's it." Dylan: ... Misoa: ... Dylan: *smirks* How you doin? Bruh that cracked me up 😂😂 Smooth, Dylan, smooth. 39:20

[@Alexa-benjamin]

I came to the comments looking for this 😂😂

[@sakareeh]

Here comes the smolder

[@macabreromance]

He’s so slick 😂

[@JJ-cb8gv]

the only comment i cared to find.

[@juliaoutlaw4008]

are dylan and misoa together? their relationship is adorable if they’re dating or not

[@caitlynl02135]

The amount of times Dylan is like "They should have done this! Are they stupid?!", and all those who have read the books are like: well actually, Mr Dylan, sir, in the books they did do this exact thing you are talking about, they just decided not to put it in the movie...

[@madeleinenicollette2524]

I give my dumbledore applause of agreement

[@elinebrandsma4673]

@@trvjcbsn We q

[@kiwisvideos0]

That's why plot holes in movies should be explained in the movies, not in the 300+ page novel...

[@aylin6756]

The beauty of the ambiguity of Sirius falling through the mirror is intentional. Too often people are separated from their loved ones without ever really knowing if they're still out there alive or dead, hoping against hope for someone to come home that never will. It becomes a massive point in the books where people try to convince harry that sirius is gone but he is in denial and won't accept it.

[@eyesofivy]

Also the fact that it was never said that Belatrix used the killing curse, iirc the books said there was a flash of red and Sirius fell back thru the arch and when they looked on the other side Sirius was not there.

[@donenone2544]

I swear misoa is the prettiest, also her wardrobe is the absolute best (no wonder her great taste to guide Dylan on a shopping spree)

[@emma4211]

ginny: *literally about to die* dylan: “oh no, save her 🙄”

[@beestoenail]

The Ginny slander in this video is uneasy

[@jellnae5407]

I will forever slander movie ginny

[@r.3721]

Mood

[@enriquev1271]

@@jellnae5407 Bonnie Wright deserved a better script

[@yamanibryant-mccray2243]

lol

[@caitlinterri9966]

“I would ship Harry with Ron if I had to ship him with a weasly”😂😂😂😂😂

[@kathleenhill3177]

What is wrong with u lol

[@realme0218]

@@kathleenhill3177 ?

[@fionamulder08]

Yassssss😂!!

[@fionamulder08]

@@kathleenhill3177 what do u even mean?

[@wiktorialewinska7962]

I think he said "mom" not "Ron"

[@Dr.ShayInSpace]

LOLing at the “owl’s just chilling” part 😂😎

[@alex-fs9yt]

Mrs Weasley (one of the more wholesome, caring characters in the series) cussing Bellatrix out in audible fury before absolutely obliterating her is always so satisfying to watch. I love it every time.

[@paulinadarowska]

“There must be an alternative dark story about Harry becoming evil because of the abuse” Tom Riddle: you see, dog...

[@anjelvernon5200]

I was looking for this comment haha

[@gillpop]

He said that and I thought what you wrote.

[@TinycanKill]

Bruhh that is the villain 🤣🤣🤣

[@TewifyingUwU]

There is actually a LOT of dark or grey wizard harry fanifc. Its actually a very popular subset of harry potter fanfics

[@alessandrot9877]

*dawg

[@naomiadel4759]

Plot twist: Dylan was THAT kid that threw up in class resulting in no one dating him until he was in college

[@caseyoung1527]

Yeah that was so specific :0

[@talliedolls12]

are you projecting? 🤔

[@thehomiesrule123]

Lol what

[@jenheart914]

Idk, he's kinda cute and funny. So...😂🤷

[@alyssawalker3374]

I think that every time he brings it up....

[@kit-us4fy]

him using mudblood so carelessly while watching chamber of secrets is so funny for no reason 😭

[@eternalgaming5295]

I know its a nerdy answer but the reason the death eaters don't just spam the killing curse is because spells take focus and emotional control. they would have too have pure anger and specific intention too kill every person they try too use it on which just isn't possible, they don't know everyone they kill enough too have that hatred for it too work. in the books. Barty crouch/mad eye says something like you could point your wand and me and say all the words and I wouldn't get so much as a nose bleed. its the same reason they cant just make up new spells on the fly very easily or "improv magic"

[@NassersReviews]

OH MY GOD BRO THIS IS THE REMAKE I ALWAYS WANTED edit: thanks for all the likes! wow!

[@maggiewilkinson1815]

Dreams do come true!

[@96grunge]

RIGHT. ITS REALLY ALREADY BEEN 3 YEARS

[@tatumfox4776]

AAAAA WHY IS EVERYONE SO EXCITED OMG

[@carolinaurieta3811]

YESSS

[@emma4211]

WE’RE GETTING ALMOST 2 HOURS OF THIS CONTENT TOO 🤩

[@julietmckaig3236]

Movie version: horse gets stabbed. Ron screams. Book version: Ron gets brutally beat over with a piece of marble and goes to the hospital

[@tuopsy]

wait, that happened?

[@julietmckaig3236]

@@tuopsy the chess scene from the first movie lol

[@arunr1627]

@@tuopsy Yes

[@jeffreyquinde6707]

Didn’t he fall off that horse and get knocked unconscious in the film?

[@julietmckaig3236]

@@jeffreyquinde6707 haha yeah that too. I was confused on how a four foot fall did that too. 🤕😂

[@random-zz8ut]

not a hardcore shipper of anything, but DYLAN THANK YOU SO MUCH for saying the same height thing. I always like it when they're the same height rather than have a drastic height difference when everyone else always seems to eat it up. It just makes me so uncomfortable for some reason.

[@ruby-qy5fv]

dylan impersonating hedwig in the back of the weasleys car gives me life

[@sofia_with_an_f]

Dylan: He looks like a walrus The literal, actual books: He looked like a walrus

[@Wired4Life2]

Got the quote(s)?

[@mdCreationz]

That's how you know these movies had good f-ing casting!

[@jmeahd1953]

@@mdCreationz yeah, a lot of the cast was absolutely amazing

[@washedblue]

@@mdCreationz but it makes me wonder what his casting call was now that I think about it. was it just "looking for very large British man who resembles a walrus for upcoming 8-part film series"?

[@mdCreationz]

@@washedblue 😂😂😂😂

[@7renabena]

“He looks like a walrus. Has anyone made that observation ever?” Vernon having a walrus mustache is literally how he’s described in the books. They casted the characters so well in these movies.

[@mangojuice2792]

Most of them, I mean, couldn't they cast a young Lily with blue eyes? 😂 (yes, I know both Harry and Lily are supposed to have green eyes, but they could've at least matched Daniel Radcliffe's blue eyes)

[@7renabena]

@@mangojuice2792 Truueeee still bugs me to this day. Green or blue eyes would have worked, but they managed to find like the one red head that had BROWN eyes, looking the exact opposite of Harry’s.

[@Saif-eh9nb]

@@mangojuice2792 idk if this is a reputable fact but i think i read somewhere that they tried to give dan green contacts and they irritated his eyes so they dropped it

[@emptymermaid7384]

@@Saif-eh9nb yes I think they said it in a behind the scenes cut

[@cetaceous_rex]

Did they say that about Vernon? I only remember Slughorn being described as walrus-like

[@katieturner4053]

The second one, The Chamber of Secrets has my heart. Maybe it's the basilisk, maybe the mood or the colors, but I just love it so, so much

[@cynicalperson161]

Also with the inclusion of Tom Riddle.

[@AW_13_swifties]

the cringing and eye rolling at Romione and Hinny is so relatable IM LIVIN FOR IT

[@esmeralda-3736]

Dylan in every movie: “Harry is the chosen one, he’s the most important person in the world”

[@yaquelinsanchez4518]

As he should

[@elite_rock_god2292]

Yet hogwarts try to kill him at least once every year 😂

[@ilyMiickeyBee]

@@elite_rock_god2292 Three times minimum lmao

[@callmedelirium]

Wish someone would tell him that Neville could be the "chosen one" as well... in fact...

[@jacquelinejanna]

@@callmedelirium Yeah, and since he was the one who killed nagini he might actually have been the one to do the final deed. It's just that voldemort thought it would be harry and in that way chose to go to harry and kill him when he was an infant

[@robertgeraghty4454]

Dylan:”Harry Potter fanfic abused child becomes serial killer” Lord Voldemort:Am I a joke to you?

[@86upsmaya]

Well, its the fault of the movies. They never gave his back story. The Gaunts werent even present.

[@beanboy9672]

@@86upsmaya the half blood prince book is the best and none of the good parts are in the movie

[@clockworkoregano]

but hear me out, twist is that voldy still exists and everyone is elevating Harry to beat their supposed enemy but really they just installed a new, worse version after all of it.

[@lukvanleeuwen7603]

Voldemort wasn't abused though. He was born from a love potion which caused him to be unable to love and that led to his 'reign of terror'.

[@zarag9966]

@@lukvanleeuwen7603 yeah and i'm pretty sure the orphanage was good to him

[@klnzmagame2142]

I think I remember hearing that the reason the durslies are so terrible is because Harry is technically a horcrux and as we know the horcruxes mess with the emotions of the people around them.

[@freyja6360]

Yes! And he has to stay with them because being in close proximity to Lily's relative is prolonging the power of the protection created by her sacrifice.

[@sawanna508]

But they were aweful before Harry was with them. Besides it should effect everyone in Hogwarts as well in that case even nice people like Hagrid, Ron and Hermione.

[@freyja6360]

@@sawanna508 There were just a regular folks that were jealous and a bit of a snobs. A lot of people are but that doesn't mean that they would treat a child like that. They've took Harry in and Petunia even remembered Dumbledore's letter, they knew it was important. Harry's powers grew with age and he lived with them the whole time. Nobody at Hogwarts had this prolonged exposure to the horcrux as them. Actually, the closest to that was Ron since they've shared a dorm and even while loving Harry, he fought with him the most. After destroying the horcrux Harry and the Dursleys weren't super close but they weren't enemies either, they remained in contact, just hadn't much in common to spend a lot of time together. Let's not forget that muggles are weaker to those things than wizards. Which is probably the most important thing here - wizards are biologically stronger and even with that - Harry still was more of a curiosity at Hogwarts than anything else. People closest to him were mostly great wizards and those who just liked him weren't spending enought time in his vicinity. Remember Slytherin's locket? It was enough to take it off their necks for it to stop affecting them. It was still near but it wasn't working. So yeah, the most important here was the fact that they were muggles, not wizards and were with him longer than anyone at Hogwarts. But that's just how I see it🤷.

[@blueskieskoda2833]

Absolutely adored the interaction during the review with you and your company. She was just the cutest and you both seemed to have such fun. Loved watching!

[@audreybonjour6668]

“There has to be fanfic about Hermione and Draco”. Oh, the innocence is so pure. Wait till he learns about people that ship Harry and Draco

[@stephaniescarlet1]

Also Harry and Snape🤢

[@logan.saige5910]

i ship harry and draco🧍‍♀️you know what, i don’t care, they should’ve been together 💃

[@sadtimesalways]

harry and tom too lmao. i was surprised about how many fanfictions are written about them

[@lilenwasnothere6867]

@@sadtimesalways forgot for a second about tom riddle and i thought you meant felton 💀

[@rav3nhaus]

harry and Tom riddle makes more sense than harry and draco ;-;

[@khushboovaish1950]

Who's gonna tell Dylan that the tiny voldemort who talks to Dumbledore the first time goes on to play hardon in the after series?

[@kawaiunicornkitty7047]

Fun fact: Harry gave the twins his winnings from winning the Tri-Wizard Cup and that was how the twins started there joke shop

[@Cool231]

Was looking for this comment

[@cori-leighdiggs4290]

@weeb master yeah but there's people who haven't read them and only seen the movies, so it's for them

[@BaileyPolice]

@weeb master fact: a thing that is known or proved to be true. So, yes, harry giving the twins his winnings is a FACT from the books, as you so kindly pointed out. And its a fact that I personally find to be quite fun... I.E. a fun fact. Thank you for joining class today, it's always a pleasure to teach those who feel the need to be a negative bitch.

[@caoisekamay1175]

@@BaileyPolice what a polite way to absolutely demolish someone. I applaud you.

[@brendanhunt7534]

Duhh

[@baileeskavland2325]

"HARRYDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE?!" Dumbledore asked calmly.

[@chakra6409]

Pretty much it 😂

[@tacxcat]

Someone already got the likes. try again somewhere else

[@baileeskavland2325]

@@tacxcat I wasn't copying anyone. I didn't even look at the comments. I just say that with my friend whenever we watch GoF. No need to be so rude :)

[@ingrido.202]

We'll never get over it, will we?

[@JezReyesOfficial]

Damn

[@graceleslie9758]

I just love that Dylan loves these. Dylan knows the spectacular-ness. It kind of breaks my heart that he likes reading but hasn't read the books, because his incredible ability to tear something down to the core of it he'd see just how fantastic it is. This was spectacular and thank you for all your hard work, Dylan!!!

[@STUDIOQUESO]

During the intros to all the movies, the sky gets darker and stormier the darker the movies get, a small but awesome detail

[@violetnorwen8491]

I LOVED THIS DETAIL!!!!

[@Syeda237]

“This man looks like a walrus, has anyone made that observation?” Me who read the books: Yes. Harry has

[@clara-le3jl]

that's just good casting right there lmao

[@katierasburn9571]

@@clara-le3jl yeah pretty much, harry said Vernon looked like a walrus and Petunia looked like a horse, and while idk about petunia (they did still get the thin face aspect but she doesnt look horseish to me) they nailed Vernon perfectly lmao

[@kinagrill]

and anyone that haven't read the books gotta be insanely confused about what the hell is going on in the movies since the plot is so BROKEN if you dunno the books or dun read up on booklore.

[@addangel]

imagine going to an audition for the role of "man who looks like walrus"

[@user-wh5fj6pj6m]

@@katierasburn9571 And weren’t they supposed to be blonde?

[@emma4211]

“do serial killers get scared of serial killers?” WAIT THAT’S A GOOD QUESTION

[@ameliasanford1075]

omg wait do they

[@mayrose9387]

I recommend hannibal

[@18shuh]

i wouldn't be surprised lol brain is a wierd thing

[@timoteahorska2088]

They probably both think of how they would kill the other instead

[@noodleify4665]

🤣🤣

[@kyrahumbert5321]

It’s so funny because any slight question or criticism that Dylan has of the movies is pretty much answered in the books.

[@mariaeduardaescorel914]

never in my life been so glad I’ve learned English because this is truly hilarious

[@malslslb5394]

Someone tell Dylan that the story about “dark Harry” exists right in that story. The orphan whose birth history was dark, whose childhood was dark, who went dark with his abilities. He is literally the main antagonist in here

[@calliepickering2480]

Yeah, I was watching this like -you are literally describing Voldemort-

[@beanverse69]

ahahahah I was screaming at my screen the same thing

[@mossmortis]

Okay, but not the same thing. I want to see dark HARRY. 👀

[@yomommasofatthanoshadtosna3479]

I love this comment to much

[@AKBANGTAN7]

But voldemort's situation was different because he was born from a love potion therefore he could never feel love that's why he was dark

[@just_another_editor2956]

"There has to be a fanfic for-" Me: "There's a fanfic for everything, Dylan..."

[@blackandalittleyellow]

Trueee

[@acteriunous9102]

I've read that fanfic

[@ryleeasm]

With Dramione I feel like I have read at least 50% of fanfics. (On AO3 and Wattpad)

[@ThiccFurryBoi34]

It’s for the ships and better storylines and more swearing and action if you catch my drift ;)

[@satiricwriter]

Best fanfics i love: Snape mentoring/adopting Harry Draco stands up to Voldemort at the final battle/redeption arc Harry is political/high class/is a Lord Snape saves Harry from Umbridge Severus as a "fith marauder" Dramione done right/unclichèd Harry makes smarter desicions in tight situations Hermione the death eater Hermione saved from abusive Ron by Snape or Draco Gryffondor!Draco

[@faithtrustandpixiedust...8414]

Dylan naming every magical property as silver is iconic🤣🤣🤣

[@lavanyailankovan]

someone stop me, i watch this once every week, i can't stop!!!! but i like. i have literally recited the whole video by now, love you dylan.

[@Carolina-wz2qo]

I feel like Dylan would enjoy knowing that the kid who played young Voldemort in the 6th movie is Hardin from the After series

[@Clumsymercy]

WHAT

[@audil7401]

This comment is deeply underrated and hilarious😂

[@Polin-dx5ru]

I was waiting for someone else to point this out 😂

[@emilyherrera287]

YOU ARE LYINGGGGG 😂 that is sooo funny

[@LaraM2424]

Also his uncle is Voldemort

[@stevenpuckitt212]

Harry gave his winnings to the twins to start their business. They also made a bet with someone and won if memory serves.

[@MsMaggyW]

Yeah but they never got that money, they were paid in fake money and therefore lost their entire life savings, which is part of why Harry gives them his winnings.

[@carolinahernandezdesmery8327]

Which is yet another unexplained undeveloped storyline the 4th movie robbed us of

[@lkcullen1918]

And at first he tried to give the money to Cedric's family when they visited him in the hospital wing but they refused to take it.

[@tyrariise2919]

Yes and they also bought a party cut for Ron because it was part of the deal for them to get the money.

[@stevenpuckitt212]

Yeah, all this just reminds me how much of the story was cut out of the 4th movie.

[@lissalemonscrafts]

I have rewatched this at least 5 times I love this so much and just wanted to throw that out there! Thank you Dylan the commentary is super entertaining!

[@moonknights2when91]

this is literally my comfort video, ive been watching it for almost 2 years now lol

[@elviravanmook1978]

i loved it when dylan was like "he's so badass and he's twelve" when harry stands up to lucius in the second movie because that scene wasn't actually in the script and they sprung it on a young daniel radcliffe who just puffed out his chest and improvised so well

[@carys7417]

That’s not the actual improv shot though, he did it then the director was like hey great idea let’s do that. And that’s how most improv ideas happen in films.

[@shreeyagarg2131]

@@carys7417 but a 12 year coming up with that is just so impressive

[@veronaloirejade5826]

@@shreeyagarg2131 exactly!

[@gwennyfubitch]

I really wish they had included in the movie that the reason Hermione had everyone sign the paper for Dumbledor’s Army is because the paper WAS binding. And when cho’s friend tattle tailed she got terrible blisters all over her face so that they knew who ratted them out. I have no idea why they would cut something like that out.

[@oliviatagoeduring]

i like think it was to make umbridge appear more sinister, because i’m pretty sure when cho’s friend snitched it was because her mother’s job at the ministry was threatened. however having umbridge use veritaserum on cho knowing the use of it on a student is strictly forbidden rather than having her friend willingly go and tell her everything she knows highlights that umbridge will break rules and laws to have her way. i have no idea if what i just wrote makes sense, it’s 5am.

[@katiebenson1637]

@@oliviatagoeduring exactly, so many little details that were so crucial were left out that would take 2 seconds to include

[@Moonstruck07]

Sneak!

[@idkk2731]

it might've been cus they wanted cho to stay as 'the pretty girl and they thought putting awful blisters on her face would ruin it I guess. idk.

[@oliviatagoeduring]

@@idkk2731 i agree with what you’re saying about them wanting cho to stay as ‘the pretty girl’ even though she wasn’t the sneak but they had to make her it in the movies to avoid introducing a whole new character

[@Tangycoffee]

2 hr long video with dylan feels so quick to get through! Goodness!

[@lizzlocke3130]

God this is brining it back for me! I use to watch 1,2and 3 on repeat so many times!! I had them memorized, I haven't done that since high school but watching them all back to back like this is bringing it all back. This is small but I love the way his glasses shine, they reflect the fire !

[@bendavis6236]

Best part of the video Harry: Nicolas Flamel Dylan: Who's nicolas flamel Ron: Who's nicolas flamel Dylan: I don't know Hermoine: I don't know Dylan: Me either I think in his mind he was in the movie

[@c0llapsingst4rs]

time stamp?

[@liamkc1998]

@@c0llapsingst4rs 10:35

[@ObamaToyreviews]

@@c0llapsingst4rs 10:36

[@luarasilva8361]

Why is Misoa me? "Sirius Black was my daddy" "This scene... turned... me... on. Ngl"

[@macdemarcaroni883]

Aggghhhh Misoasss in this videoooooo☺️

[@luarasilva8361]

@@macdemarcaroni883 Yes! It was a nice surprise for us

[@MissAlmonster]

She was charming! She needs to come back more!

[@MrSVD92]

she has an insta?

[@luarasilva8361]

@@MrSVD92 yeah, it's @yurwelcome_

[@delia9459]

Everytime I watch the Harry Potter series I come back here and watch Dylan's video too, it's became my routine, sometimes I just watch it for fun, I think it's my most rewatch video ever.

[@Melodymeli]

The dementors are actually more attracted to Harry because he has one more soul inside him, and they can feel it.

[@eziospaghettiauditore8369]

JK Rowling is truly a genius author

[@Gre4g]

No it's because it's voldemorts soul I think

[@SportySkater420]

@@eziospaghettiauditore8369 and transphobic

[@eziospaghettiauditore8369]

@@SportySkater420 having independent views about biological human sexuality does not make her afraid of transsexuals

[@Hannah-vq4cz]

@@eziospaghettiauditore8369 yeah she’s just old and has bad views on things, and hates trans people, but that doesn’t mean she’s transphobic.

[@santanas1879]

Dylan: I dont think the director has humor. Not his style. Doby 15 seconds later: Doby never meant to kill. Only to maim or seriously injure. Dylan: Hehe, that's funny

[@UltimateKyuubiFox]

That’s dialogue though. The Moody death was a shot and timing thing.

[@tsiyon6747]

Misoa: They think… Dylan: He’s Sirius? Misoa: yea! Dylan: But he’s just joking around? 😂 Love how she didn’t react to it! 😂 love that joke

[@RandomlyAchievedBrilliance]

that joke is a staple in this fandom😂