Eagles Are Hungry, Flying Monsters!

Taken from JRE #1406 w/Brian Redban: • Video

[@prestonbrady6925]

Joe “wolves are scarier than rats” rogan

[@justApigeon.]

“That’s America bro.”

[@paeden5431]

@@andreitiberiovicgazdovici nooo, we have the Bald Eagle. Murica

[@billybob7596]

Aleksandra e Andrei Gazdovici bald Eagles*

[@DazedMMJ87]

🤣🤣🤣

[@onomeadeyemi4780]

That hit different eh!! 💪🏾💪🏾

[@Zazzaro703]

I used to see Bald Eagles all the time when I lived at Lake Tahoe. They are a sight to behold in the wild, what an amazing bird.

[@UhgeneIgnorian]

Joe is higher than usual in this podcast

[@VeritasIncrebresco]

I had to light up to level up. It's hysterical high hahaha

[@kenneth27205]

Dmt

[@tomniraq]

Seriously. That last comment under his breath about the chick jerking off the wolf... yikes.

[@texantornadomma]

Every time he puts on the astronaut outfit you know he's going off

[@707romo707]

Uhgene Ignorian legit my first thought after he that quite pause at the begging lmao

[@eaterofchickens5438]

"Eagles. That's America...F**k your chickens" - Joe Rogan Awesome

[@cgaal17]

Eater of Chickens yes I was laughing so hard

[@michaelsparkson]

Joe "make a puppy the US bird" Rogan.

[@Underscore12301]

😂

[@allengiger8064]

On a serious note Couldn’t call it a pit bull!?!. both words for{ Pit ... Bull } IVE never seen flying cattle and im sure it’s never happened. And like Elon said nobody cares if you dig a PIIT UNDER LA oh but basically holding a plant that we care about lol

[@philg7528]

JR was crazy faded on this one.

[@Skeeze20]

He said why not make the US animal a puppy rather than a eagle.

[@sparky6086]

Bald Eagles were on the Endangered Species List, until around 1991. They've made quite a comeback. Saw one swoop down and grab a fish right out of a lake Wild Kingdom style, in Alabama in 1990, where they hadn't been seen since the 1950's. No one believed me, but everyone wanted to know where they could get, whatever I was drinking! Not long after, other people began seeing them, Their "Bald" (white) head makes them unmistakable. They looked much larger to me, than I thought, that they would.

[@Treize132]

They do not get the white heads until they are 5

[@glitzandgratitude1170]

Yup, my wife and I saw one in Ontario Canada. It was ripping something apart by the river side. Haven't seen one here since but it was huge.

[@timkiebzak6735]

Im a simple man. I see Joe Rogan and ANY animal in the title, i click🍻👍

[@amberblack9587]

Joe “you can make a deal with a wolf” Rogan.

[@lordferro218]

“How’d he win the case against” 😂😂

[@RyanStonedonCanadianGaming]

Who'd* = USDA... Protected species that really can protect itself...

[@RyanStonedonCanadianGaming]

$13.75 a chicken. Those birds got a serious free deal outta that one.

[@brandondrew1257]

I'm pretty sure unless he is selling them at his personal grocery store they aren't paying a chicken farmer $13.75 that would make the price in store like $40 for a chicken and rotisserie would be $65 and wings about $3.5 billion per pack lol

[@DanLuxe]

Florida man should be an American national symbol.

[@AslanW]

Nothing sums up the chaotic insanity that is America like reading about Florida man.

[@kenwelch198]

Try being born in Florida. Everyone I know has been in the paper for something stupid at least once, including myself. We can't help it.

[@adamrubinger2644]

I keep hearing about Florida man, is this one particular man? Or just every single solitary man in Florida..?

[@kenwelch198]

@@adamrubinger2644 it's all of us living in Florida. I think it's the summer time heat that makes everyone do stupid stuff. That, and our Sunshine laws that allow all police reports to be public information.

[@adamrubinger2644]

Florida man Ken Welch was captured by Ft. Meyers deputy Francis Crincklfink after attempting to rob a bank with an alligator. After passing a note to the bank teller that read "give me the money or she'll BLOW" the teller refused and stated that she was calling the police. Welch then through the alligator at the bullet proof window then with a surprised look quickly fled the scene. Upon questioning Welch stated that he knew he couldn't blow up the bank with an alligator however his uncle had told him earlier that day that an alligators skin is bullet proof and being that the glass bank window was bulletproof, throwing the gator into the glass would cancel each other out. The gator was captured by Florida State Wildlife authorities and released back into the wild. Welsh is pending court trial however has an extensive record of attempting to hold up 7-11's and also a Dairy Queen with a Nintendo duck hunt gun while wearing a Smurfette Halloween costume.

[@carliep123]

Joe "shoot a coyote in the D" mthphkn Rogan 😭

[@inaaronshead7331]

He also said imagine if that woman reached down and started jerking off the wolf Hybrid.. like WTF? Lol

[@pokerdealer2003]

Joes stoned AF

[@2010kgurl]

The chickens on my farm are free range and hang out with the horses and goats, but every once in a while I'll find a clump of feathers on the ground and a bald eagle or hawk in a tree nearby.

[@jasonmgavitt2357]

There’s eagles all over the place where I live.they are always chilling by rivers giving away their fishing spots to me.

[@repetemyname842]

WI, MN and MI have always had plenty of bald eagles, I remember back in the early 70s our teachers would talk about the chace of extinction and they would have to remind us were were "special" due to the Mississippi river.

[@tedogg640]

Last time I was this early Tyrone was telling Joe he smokes rocks

[@theekiddunknown6069]

-But Eagles.. You Can’t Shoot A Eagle.. That’s America Bro, Fuck Your Chickens😭😂

[@jefferybrown6473]

Heard that little kids in Alaska walk in groups to avoid eagle attacks.

[@johnnyfunke2482]

"Imagine if that wolf was a rat and it was trying to kill you?" Hahahahahahahahahaha!!

[@lagoonrd4173]

Johnny Funke rats will go through body’s to save themselves ... eat and drive thru

[@bryce4325]

@1:40 “who’d he win against” 🤣

[@itsmjeezy2596]

1:37 dude was thinking exactly what I was: who tf did he win the case against 😂

[@sylviabennan]

Saw a bald eagle for the first time (in the wild) just last fall in the Adirondacks. Flew over the lake while I was kayaking. I was speechless.

[@pashapasovski5860]

I saw at least 10 Boldies flying over a lake in Catskills! They were fishing like crazy, I thought that that's what they do!

[@rishiramkissoon6976]

Eagle:-Hey KFC has buffet

[@2BaSedP0l0Swagq]

Joe “Imagine if that wolf was a rat” Rogan

[@lagoonrd4173]

KodakBlacksBrain only if you truly understood wolves... and you owned livestock where they come around... “ignant”

[@evanrutherfordlazyahole9079]

Redban is intimidated by Joe's extensive knowledge of animal fight videos.

[@OmarScruggs]

Birds....closest thing to Dinosaurs genetically

[@olivera6743]

Omar Scruggs they ARE dinosaurs genetically...

[@thecloneguyz]

Then what are crocodiles and alligators?

[@dickjohnson3967]

Pffff. Sure, if you believe in genetics...

[@harrisb1994]

They absolutely grab those goats lol one of my favorite vids ever cause of how crazy it is

[@sparky6086]

Bald Eagles were on the Endangered Species List, until around 1991. They've made quite a comeback. Saw one swoop down and grab a fish right out of a lake, Wild Kingdom style, in Alabama in 1990, where they hadn't been seen since the 1950's. No one believed me, but everyone wanted to know where they could get, whatever I was drinking! Not long after, other people began seeing them, Their "Bald" (white) head makes them unmistakable. They looked much larger to me, than I thought, that they would.

[@V8.777]

'He even got fucked up a bit' lmao. Good to see things back to normal Joe.

[@fulavision]

Joe reads news of Eagles 🦅 attacking chickens... *evil grin activated*

[@johnnyllooddte3415]

The Elephant Bird, Vorombe Titan, reached weights of 730 kg (1,600 lb) and stood 3 m (9.8 ft) tall, making it the world's largest and heaviest bird, slightly larger than the much older Dromornis stirtoni. Other members of the family were also very large, exhibiting the phenomenon of island gigantism. Elephant birds have been extinct since at least the 17th century.

[@HazzySW1]

Yea but they didn't fly so meh, fake birds

[@Dhatshim]

“Jamie, *ahem*”😂

[@wavydavey5134]

joe cracks me up sometimes lmfao, the shit that comes out of his mouth hahaha

[@allanjim3]

As soon as Joe said, ‘it’s licking her’ I knew someone would go there ...

[@tvroped9824]

There's a fuckload of those things in northwest Montana. They hang out at the dump/landfill. I've seen like 7 in a tree at once over there.

[@sparky6086]

Bald Eagles were on the Endangered Species List, until around 1991. They've made quite a comeback. Saw one swoop down and grab a fish right out of a lake, Wild Kingdom style, in Alabama in 1990, where they hadn't been seen since the 1950's. No one believed me, but everyone wanted to know where they could get, whatever I was drinking! Not long after, other people began seeing them, Their "Bald" (white) head makes them unmistakable. They looked much larger to me, than I thought, that they would.

[@tvroped9824]

@@sparky6086 Yeah they're pretty damn big. There's golden eagles up there too, and those things are MASSIVE. I live in south MS and pretty much all I've seen here is red tail hawks, swallows, and turkey vultures.

[@kevintheboxer27]

Joe “ eagles are hungry flying monster” Rogan

[@thefalcon7512]

Joes response to this is hilarious

[@islandaerial3414]

You almost had the Wild Turkey as your bird emblem...

[@yodablack2337]

Happy New Years JOE

[@ericolesky1569]

Wolves are way scarier than rats. Yes, yes Joe they are haha Love you bro

[@jonnytheboy7338]

Those chicken numbers are ridiculously absurd. I don't care how many eagles are in the area

[@embracethesuck1041]

If you've eaten wild animals, you start to realize chickens are freaking delicious.

[@antiochghost2318]

Fuck that! Eagle tries to take my dog, it's gonna be more than bald!

[@guybroyles48]

The bald eagle is as good of a choice to be our national animal as any. Joe said they're emotionless ruthless beasts. Every animal is emotionless, indifferent beasts that only operate on instinct. There's never any malice involved in the behavior of any animal. The bald eagle is cool because they're vicious predators like any carnivious animal, but they have the ability to fly. In our strange human thought process, the ability to fly has always represented a level of freedom that flightless animals don't share. Rogan knows all of this to be true, this was strange coming from him. I guess he was just being silly, joking around with his friend.

[@santosfibonacci9023]

Joe wearing a NASA jacket? I guess he now believes in the Apollo lunar landing! 😆

[@aussiecowboah8825]

I love Joe Rogans laugh.

[@timkelley8319]

Scotland's official animal is a unicorn

[@andyface5618]

In Australia the wedge tail eagles pick up goats and kangaroo

[@JP-ho4kr]

"Losing 2.2 million dollars worth of chickens", lol and couldn't protect them... Bro go buy $50 of mesh and build a cage for your birds.

[@timtam8771]

The guy probably has 20,000 birds on his farm at one time. You don’t think $50 worth of mesh would be overkill to house them all?

[@jessieb9384]

You can't keep them in cages it upsets the sjws and the animal rights folk who don't have any common sense

[@j.jbinks9669]

You say that asif a Bald Eagle couldn't tear through a bit of mesh 🤣

[@dickjohnson3967]

Well I'm quite sure he would be embarrassed to find out that the internet's version of Sherlock fuckin Holmes here thought of the simple solution that would have saved him millions for only 50 dollars out of pocket...

[@ryansmiffey96]

"imagine if that was a rat... and it was trying to kill you"

[@alexhodgson7254]

so high 😂

[@jpr97alch83]

1:53 LOL 😂

[@joeschmo7145]

I hoot back to owls and howl with wolves every night, I sleep outside and it's fun to communicate with friends

[@joshuafisher2530]

Look up the Australian wedge tail eagle so much bigger then a bald eagle

[@jessieb9384]

Not any more they're all roasted

[@ShrimpDaddys]

@@jessieb9384 they can fly though 🤔🤔

[@romaholcomb7768]

Isn't the golden eagle the biggest?

[@taymcmahon1858]

@@jessieb9384 hahaha funny but sad

[@taoist32]

Shrimp_ Daddy The fires are too high, and don’t forget about the smoke.

[@jrthetravelingsalesman6357]

Everyday I let my little dog out I have to watch for hawks in my area. 3 times in the past month a hawk has swooped down and tried snatching my dog up.

[@markpaton1659]

Ben Franklin suggested that the turkey should have been the nation's bird because it was a more noble bird. Fun fact

[@19DeMan77]

Joe “that’s a wolf, wolf” Rogan.

[@edgaramora1319]

the philippine eagle has 7 feet wingsspan. it preys on monkeys and snakes. As a forrest raptor, endangered but pretty scary.. Ive seen them in real life those talons i think would kill me in one strike.

[@slicksouthpaw489]

NZ had the Haast eagle . Biggest eagle ever

[@elcappcollins8851]

Joe "Jamie... of course you are" Rogan.

[@silentroad8422]

@ 6:22 im done 😂😂😂😂

[@kenwelch198]

News flash, you can kill anything if nobody sees it.

[@steggs69]

Chickens.... Pfff. Australia's biggest eagle take KANGAROOS AND SHEEP!

[@nickialaskanyogi]

It’s called MacKenzie River husky. Huge dogs

[@doubledee3027]

Watched a eagle swoop down on my chihuahua one day in the park.... almost got him,leashed him up and headed for the treeline.

[@AsifLicious]

You can tell Joe is high af because he’s being unusually kind to Young Jamie

[@israymervalentin-arias6313]

except that moment about the chickens. He quickly looked at Jaime and said *clear throat* Jaime!?!?! Jaime: im looking it up Joe: Of course you are! hahahahahahaha

[@delongbear]

Tell your friend that people who ACTUALLY raise free range chickens commercially use nets overhead it cures his problem

[@dankurtis5738]

The bald headed eagle is a glorified seagull. Check out the size of Australian wedge tail eagles if you wanna see a monster.

[@dickjohnson3967]

What is this "bald headed eagle" you speak of? Does it look like a condor or whatever with it's skin exposed on its head?

[@dankurtis5738]

@@dickjohnson3967 google it pal.

[@dickjohnson3967]

@@dankurtis5738 uhh did I offend you somehow chief?

[@Logan_93]

That's a bullshit meme you bought into. Bald eagles weigh more and ALL eagles eat carrion. A bald eagle would FUCK UP a wedgie

[@Logan_93]

I've seen the exact image you got this bullshit from. It is part of my job to know these things. Stop spreading misinformation.

[@MrChainrule]

Franklin wanted the turkey to be the national bird

[@donalddeblieux]

I love Joe's point he often makes about if that thing was the size of a rat you would be scared shitless and run from it now imagine it's the size that it actually is you are at the bottom of the food chain all the sudden just like that

[@disbitchemptyyeet2246]

I live in the east and every winter I see bald eagles going into the river by my house those fuckers are huge

[@Ben-cn9kw]

6:20 what the fuck , someone needs to talk to his retriever

[@christiancabrera7577]

Joe”Imagine If That Thing Was A Rat” Rogan

[@rickc2102]

So high lmao

[@mcmccrane]

Do a video on CoyWolfe's....millions in the NE. Hybrid between Coyote, Wolf and some Dogs.

[@paulmolloy7206]

I heard Ben Franklin wanted it to be the wild turkey

[@dickjohnson3967]

Apparently this guest doesn't realize a "woof" is the sound a dog makes. Not an actual animal related to the dog...

[@paulbaker7500]

harpy eagles are scary

[@alexisjuillard4816]

Joe is way high up there ^^

[@RandallFPS]

I see Bald Eagles in Dedham, MA in the summer. They fine.

[@nickg2162]

It's not just eagles, hawks too.

[@torfuncke4532]

Council of watersheep Will make infinite war on Eagles!!!

[@JohnConnor12]

Bald eagle populations have exploded. They're all over in Michigan now. Hell, they're even in Detroit. I never saw one growing up, but I see them all the time now.

[@karl8621]

Joe “humans make deals with wolves” Rogan.

[@kiyan17171717]

Is Jesse wearing a nasa jacket too?

[@donaldmack2307]

So its basically a miniature dragon.

[@johnnyllooddte3415]

Pouākai - The World’s Largest Eagle Yocum points to the lacerated pelvis of a female moa weighing 180-200kg, about 14 times that of the Haast eagle.

[@Melkia83]

Lol That's America bro😂 Wait They was going to make a puppy America's bird😂 🗣Bro 😂😂

[@luemoua2640]

Yeah let's make a puppy the United States bird lol.

[@TateStevens10]

Joe “imagine if that was a rat..” Rogan.

[@nizodizo9549]

Put a line of fishing line over your chickens. The eagles see it and know it can kill them so they stay away.

[@jesspeck5127]

"Hand feeding eagles" . If you wanna see an amazing eagle video . Guy in the red sweater

[@PackHunter117]

It makes sense though. Because of Rome and Greece almost all European countries have the Eagle as their symbol.

[@johnmarks227]

Ben Franklin wanted it to be a turkey.

[@skinfluithero4885]

Joe “what if that wolf was a rat” Rogan

[@kreevoldar9917]

Like Eagles? Look up the Haast eagle, biggest eagle ever. . .

[@ericwall3526]

Ben Franklin pushed for our bird to be the wild Turkey. He founded them to be as noble and way more plentiful.

[@mrmurder75]

It's annoying as fuck when they don't show us what they are looking at on their monitor.

[@SoberbioNumeroUno]

They are not monsters. Why is Joe being a baby again about predators? They are just trying to survive.