Joe Rogan Freaks Out Over Giant Dinosaur Bird

Taken from JRE #1452 w/Greg Fitzsimmons: • Video

[@kaladin7487]

We need Joe to host a show on animal planet where he just looks for and freaks out over crazy animals

[@mikehawk1673]

When a predator gets a kill “OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH” -Joe Rogan

[@RSMoreno]

He would be a good co-host of Plizzanet Earth with Snoop

[@NaturalHypertrophy]

He already commentates the UFC

[@AlexRodriguez-li7jk]

It is all over!!!!

[@canadasblinky]

And no one tells him the correct pronunciation

[@Jezeriah]

Fun Fact: This is the 93rd time he's brought up this damn bird.

[@ForkInTheRoad33]

Because it's more about symbolism than the actual bird. 33

[@NaturalHypertrophy]

He won't be satisfied until he has one on the show

[@shangtsung1362]

@@ForkInTheRoad33 Please expand (that's what she said).

[@andrewjacksonbr]

Sad Fact: That you know this is the 93rd time you heard him bring it up.

[@markstewart4501]

its the bird bruh. the bird survived and stuff, bruh. do you kick a punching bag bruh. Don't you get it yet? Connor and khabeb stuff bruh?

[@kingjames7904]

Fun fact : shoebills are friendly with humans and greet them by doing a lil head shake while bowing

[@jortkebabopjebord]

Really😂, whats your source

[@morgancasey]

@@jortkebabopjebord kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y6GVg6x8o9qXetk

[@tiberiu_nicolae]

Only those from good neighborhoods. The shoebills in Chicago shank you in the neck and steal your sneakers.

[@thedude1083]

Um...I've seen a few nice ones but most online are going head to head with a goose lmao 🤣

[@knalwortel]

Not in Joe's world

[@mahatmaghandi1382]

I would kill to see joe’s reaction when you tell him that shoebills can fly

[@zebavila9834]

Better watch csi first

[@johndc2998]

The first thing he read was that it flies.. so they already told him he didn't react so you'll never see it !

[@johndc2998]

He knows they can fly since about 45 seconds in, he didn't give a crap

[@lorddemonoss3945]

Hahaha 😆.........wait.... 😐They can what!? Somebody! Get me my shotgun!

[@Dragon-Slay3r]

They killed Ghandi too? Oh no

[@markdudley1431]

Hahaha I'm the guy in that Shoebill Stork video :-) Sushi the Shoebill Stork was injured and has been in captivity his whole life. I've known him for many years and he's incredibly tame and very gentle. I've visited him many times.

[@Petroglyph1]

Good to know, I was worried too, at first....!!!

[@Dragon-Slay3r]

Nice meal ticket

[@JamesHahnII]

That’s when I realized this was no girl scout at all. It was a crustacean from the Paleozoic era trying to trick me into giving him tree fiddy.

[@fonz-ys6xu]

Lock Ness monster is that you?! .... I'm gonna need about tree fity.

[@brandynwood5872]

Well no wonder he keeps coming back

[@JamesHahnII]

@@fonz-ys6xu Dammit we work for our money in this house and I ain't giving you no damn tree fiddy!

[@JamesHahnII]

@@brandynwood5872 Hold on now let me tell the story!

[@nadiadelphi6850]

Oh lord the curtains

[@chad4158]

Joe Rogan's animal segments are the best!

[@ItsameAlex]

I can't believe this is the first time he saw it.I knew about it ages ago (maybe more than 3 years ago)

[@NaturalHypertrophy]

Gorilla segments are top notch

[@thesponge836]

For real. I hope we can get back into more positive topics after this blows over, less politics!

[@MrOuchiez]

BY FAR the most comedic he can possibly be, though his display of ignorance is clearly unintentional.

[@martink9701]

@@ItsameAlex He's talked about it hundreds of times lol, he just freaks out so much he'll act as if he's never seen it before XD

[@jayzenitram9621]

Fun fact: The currency of Guatemala is the Quetzal.

[@strongoria7069]

Ari Gold just got triggered

[@Krustyhoes]

Is it really ? Woooow that’s sooooo crazyyyyy

[@mckfade]

krust you’re the worst kind of person

[@danielabatabogdanov8586]

Don't trust wiki

[@danielabatabogdanov8586]

@Mr. H did not know Americans went to school.

[@stephenmiller2544]

Terror birds definitely ate some of our ancestors. Those things are truly terrifying.

[@captainblacktail8137]

And we killed them off. We killed off everything that was terrifying...

[@stephenmiller2544]

@@captainblacktail8137 I think an asteroid broke into many pieces and hit the Earth like 30000 years ago, Created an ice age that humans were able to survive Where other species like the wooly mammoth died out because they couldn't adapt

[@baaldiablo8459]

@@stephenmiller2544 You right about that, but it was just 12k years ago

[@shadowedknight66]

@@stephenmiller2544 Yo what? The Ice Age is not what killed wooly Mammoths dude.

[@jhinthevirtuoso4886]

@@stephenmiller2544 humanity killed of the whooly mammoth by overhunting it to extinction

[@SBZFlyFishing]

Joe “He was like a Aztec god or something...” Graham Hancock listening at home “Time to do JRE again”

[@markstewart4501]

100 millions ago big bird. You on the pulse...cause gram points out lies from 100 years ago. Staying real, yeah?

[@he_is_a_GOOBER_dont_disrespect]

@@markstewart4501 put the pipe down mark

[@markstewart4501]

@@he_is_a_GOOBER_dont_disrespect the pipe sound like your gig. You put it down, bruh. You're on some contorlled smoke for control dipsh!t level. I was a child one day. I know your type.

[@bryanroy111]

@@markstewart4501 Wtf dude really put down the pipe.

[@markstewart4501]

@@bryanroy111 yeeaah, were going to need your tcp report on that...Sorry, bruh, not on your dipcrap level. guessing at you. oookay.

[@danneilson7768]

36 foot wide wingspan sounds like a dragon to me

[@BobbyJD123]

"Face like a bolt cutter" lol 😂😂

[@19MacRazy]

Don't you mean, Joe "Face like a bolt cutter" Rogan ? Heh.

[@speeddemon8977]

@@19MacRazy It wasn't rogan who said that

[@19MacRazy]

@@speeddemon8977 Thank you, Helpy Helperton...

[@thepigmanlives6721]

north london 4:57 Joe Rogan says an eagles got a face like a bolt cutter.

[@19MacRazy]

@@thepigmanlives6721 ... And a non-sarcastic thank you to you! ;b

[@joshmartin1938]

Joe: What do they eat? Jamie: Comedians

[@betteldottel]

Thank god joe is safe

[@Ysumbruh0]

The human females are safe then

[@ArthurGoodness]

I feel like Joe always ignores Zapdos. Now that's an electrifying bird

[@stevenhuynh8843]

Arthur Mel He’s clearly a zapdos denier. It’s a shame really. All the poor electrifying birds deserve our respect.

[@blinkingintensifies8212]

Danny Zuko: “It’s electrifyin!”

[@Rmachine91]

I cannot believe they did not mention the sound this bird makes with its beak. Its like gunshots. Absolutely insane.

[@fatmunch6318]

Is there anything better than joe freaking out over some extinct animal

[@martink9701]

Nope, that's why we're here

[@AssassinoSighted]

Yes,telling uncle joey about lee's latest food adventures 🤣

[@elmartillo7931]

Joe "could you imagine" Rogan

[@markstewart4501]

Joe "taking idiots on a possible informative ride so he needs catch phrases" Rogan.

[@Jerbrousky]

😂😂😂😂

[@paigehennigar6557]

i read this right as he said it

[@boxingmmaclips8709]

0:08 I knew this was going to be hilarious soon as I heard Joe rogan doing dinosaur noises 😂😂😂😂

[@swampThaang]

The native Americans called birds that would take away children Thunderbirds

[@tyronechillifoot5573]

Same in south Africa

[@cerberusnovaempire9483]

Yup i love those stories

[@thedriftingsamurai8476]

Those stories scared me so much that I told everything, and now I am seen as a snitch. Wow it's crazy what those stories do to you

[@andresmoreno2750]

I seen one they exist tell this Day

[@triciasomogyi5431]

Giant Condor

[@420]

Omg! I saw this bird shown in the thumbnail (Shoebill Stork) at a zoo and I legit stood there and said, “man, that’s a crazy looking statue of a bird. Imagine if that was still around.” As I zoomed in with my camera it slightly moved its head and blinked. I lost my mind! I’ve now seen this bird twice at two different zoos and remained impressed.

[@bananka4905]

Thats so funny. I would have jumped. Hahaha

[@dylonjackson8863]

Yeah they really are amazing to watch. Instantly became my favorite animal as soon as I saw one. Coolest part is their scientific name is the Balaeniceps Rex aka the B-Rex

[@thesunflowchannel1995]

Imagine being that ancient Aztec guy trying to explain finding a 35ft long dragon looking skeleton

[@MJtnp]

Joe, you were waaaaayyyyy too high for this podcast bruh.

[@alexl.4362]

Michael?

[@tonyoso1391]

Michael Jackson just the right amount 👌

[@ThaiMyShoose]

too*

[@slymongoose420]

@@ThaiMyShoose fuck you*

[@groomedtodie]

Gotta agree. 5 to 10 minute clips of Rogan ranting w/ no guest interaction...he stockpiled herb the way everyone else stockpiled toilet paper.

[@JayJay-ne9nh]

6:54 everyone's gangster until Joe gets serious face lol

[@Gblonkers]

Jay Jay 😂😂

[@AnusDiscors]

LLLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL

[@F0X_H0UND]

Joe Rogan: Has had a large amount of scientists all with diverse backgrounds of expertise on his show. Also Joe Rogan: "Puhterosaur"

[@AtlasTurner]

'Did dinosaurs exist at the same time as humans?' Joe sees one episode of The Flintstones...

[@jaystarr6571]

1:46 Everyone's gangster until Joe starts making giant bird noises!

[@_-martin-_]

Man, Joe is high as a kite in this episode!

[@jamesgannon4514]

Well, that's a predatory carnivorous dinosaur that happens to be alive for some reason.

[@TheJeneralJU-ICE]

That "caine" mane. 😖😆😂

[@BloteAapOpVoeten]

Base on what?

[@_-martin-_]

@@BloteAapOpVoeten Based on the video you fool!

[@Imrano_Rex]

Pterosaur is pronounced ‘tera-saw’...not petro-saw. The P is silent.

[@StevenMKifer]

Doin' Gods work

[@eeee-yt6ik]

petro is the right word that's where we got our petrol

[@raava5648]

@@eeee-yt6ikUm no...ptero means "wing" in Greek. So I'm guessing Pterosaur means something along the lines of "winged dinosaur" or something like that.

[@ShockwaveITB]

Probably winged great lizard

[@jamesgannon4514]

Winged fuckin bird

[@spookypen]

7:47 "That's flightless right?" "Yeah." *Nope, they fly.*

[@a.v.julian9917]

Yep!

[@markstewart4501]

Joe "if I get this wrong, they will miss the point and win on basically a google about a throw away bird thing nothing" Rogan.

[@ajaxtelamonian5134]

XD

[@shitaru5474]

came here to this cos fuck my sleep right

[@WearingGoldluck]

Yeah, theres no reason for it to have wings that large if it was flightless. Ostriches, chickens, and turkeys all have wings adapted to be walk first, fly second.

[@dylonjackson8863]

It's technical name is the Balaeniceps Rex aka the B-Rex. One of the closest things we have to living dinosaurs aside from Gators/Crocs and Cassowarys. These things are so awesome and the way you have to bow to them for their respect is too cool.

[@youtubeviewer5363]

Joe's always freaking out about something. 🤦‍♂️🤣

[@minibikemorgan4992]

This thing again? This is like the 250th time we talked about this bird

[@user-eb9hy4yq6m]

How many people hear this and immediately search “bald eagle vs goat”

[@user-eb9hy4yq6m]

kemp Davis k?

[@jowabl]

1:47 BWAAHHH BAHHH!

[@leonjee4245]

FUCK YOU!

[@dutton420z]

Lmao

[@brdolivadar]

Fuck you man. Fuck you! FUCK. YOU!!

[@michellescarfSpacex]

I love how Joe always looks at Jaime for the answers 😂 Jaime get that flamethrower 🔥

[@XDNEB]

I fucking love listening to Joe freak out and react to animals, honestly makes my day 😂. Please please please get on an animal tv show/documentary 😂😂😂.

[@TristanBehrens]

Haasts eagles had a short wingspan for their size, similar to harpy eagles so they were bulkier even than their wingspan would suggest

[@kylermurray1845]

“The eagle hits the ground with it and bounces its Fckin madness , crazy madness “ “That’s beautiful” HahahH

[@Krustyhoes]

Kyler Murray Hahahaha omg Thats soooo funny

[@Vutermelon20]

krust omg hahaha

[@MonkeyBall2453]

They have one of these birds at the Dallas Aquarium, right when you first go in past the ticket sellers.

[@Dondlo46]

Animals and DMT are the best momest of JRE, would watch these topics endlessly till I die

[@landonic81]

Joe "An eagle has a face like a bolt cutter" Rogan 🦅

[@markstewart4501]

Joe" bolt cutter bird while virus kills more" Rogan. Soooo fascinated by millions of years ago.

[@notricky1680]

@@markstewart4501 Joe "ruthless cunt of a flying dinosaur" Rogan

[@innerpowerup]

I want to see Joe react to a picture of a Moa bird. There was a bird in New Zealand that stood 12 ft. Tall that wasn't extinct till a 100 years ago.

[@rockey13gt]

Or the bird of prey (Haast's eagle) that used to hunt them which was the biggest eagle to ever exists. Maori people caused the extinction of both after their arrival to the island.

[@AnAdorableWombat]

100 years ago??? Wow! I have to look that up!

[@postmillennial1177]

All moa died 577 years ago around 1445 AD the dodo bird survived longer and died out 360 years ago around 1662 AD

[@HBC423]

That opening scene from one of the first episodes of off the air.. where the eagle pulls the sheep down

[@jhonathandelossantos6530]

I'm reminded of the time when they found dinosaur foot prints along side human foot prints together

[@theknave4415]

Carnivorous flying dinosaur! "My friend's parrot..."

[@markstewart4501]

millions ago and bird stuff...ah, distracted enough...jame pull up dipsh!t video...ah, rogan stuff.

[@markstewart4501]

Joe "god damn it, they got the bird thing out of all this" Rogan.

[@damyr]

@@markstewart4501 Dude, what are you on? Your comments make no sense.

[@markstewart4501]

@@damyr this bird comes up so often. It's on the level of now knowing they have nothing to talk about.

[@ledernierutopiste]

Well, parrots are flying dinosaurs unlike pterosaurs, who are only relaitves of dinosaurs (like crocodiles).

[@Zer0Spinn]

Landlord: Where's my rent Me: 1:51

[@MF-LXRD]

Must be a freeloader huh? Get a job bum.

[@thebeatgoeson8484]

@@MF-LXRD yes, what a perfect time to go out and find a job.

[@ricercr44]

“That’s flightless right?” Joe - “yea” The shoebill definitely flies 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@dom2760]

1:10 LOL "dude that's a plane" image that thing flying towards you....

[@kevley26]

Someone needs to tell Joe about the thunder bird, a flightless bird that lived in Australia when humans first arrived there. The bird was around ten feet tall and weighed over a thousand pounds. Pretty much a dinosaur.

[@jamesross160]

Thunder birds are regarded as a mythical giant flying eagles in the west. Not disputing your facts, just pointing out how it will confuse some.

[@robtintelnot9107]

Thunderbirds are apparently still in the American deserts. Several reports in Nevada.

[@themookshit]

@@robtintelnot9107 lol

[@robtintelnot9107]

@@themookshit- Haha dont laugh. Its real shit. People actually say they see them.

[@jamesross160]

@@robtintelnot9107 same as bigfoot, and nessy. It's ok to have open mind but unless their is evidence other than human accounts, bones, feathers, or such. Then it's still mythical.

[@djlane74]

Shout out to the BBC. They do make very good animal documentaries.

[@he_is_a_GOOBER_dont_disrespect]

@@brianmckenzie4603 although I would love to hear him talk in long form like this I seriously doubt he would go on a podcast like this 😔

[@Swiati]

He also admitted he believe in bigfoot, look in to it

[@kaeso101]

True

[@bonesthegod585]

Big black c*ck?

[@TReaperMusic]

-gay guy

[@chancemcginness8744]

"Imagine the teradactyle days." Lmao I'm in for a treat. Lolol

[@DradeyGick]

Butchered ass spelling

[@Murmurrr]

This is the kind of content I’m here for. Joe Rogan and guest talking about animals

[@sofasogood7164]

Fitzsimmons: Rhett from GMM ang Bill Burr's lovechild.

[@KRAFTPUNK]

I’d say he’s way more like Link than Rhett.

[@ravingbiologist3656]

Shoebill Stork or Shoe-billed Stork (Balaeniceps rex). While they look intimidating, the species as a whole is very docile towards humans. That said, any animal may attack if it feels threatened, so remember to give wildlife space.

[@BinaryzeroNYC]

As a Pigeon owner, I must agree...they make WIERD noises sometimes....like little Dino noises lol

[@lukehanson126]

Quetzalcoatlus, in my opinion, is one of the most terrifying things I’ve ever heard of. Look up pictures of it; someone made a scale model of it and it is absolutely horrifying to think about that thing running around and possibly flying. Fuck. That.

[@jakebradminster709]

The DMT is strong with this one.

[@NaturalHypertrophy]

4:55 "That would just be annoying, I don't think they would kill you" You sure Joe? Considering how vicious seagulls are NOW when they're only roughly the size of a football I don't want to know what the giant monster at 5:00 could do to us if we got between it and its fries/hotdog

[@thechazz8080]

Well, its the millionth time he mentions this bird, So maybe he does know something. Maybe he's caught one of these with a corn dog on a fishing pole.

[@markstewart4501]

Joe "they think its about this particular bird, maybe i will try to get them to think using again" Rogan.

[@plack_benis382]

Hit em hard enough and theyll shatter. Hollow bones

One of the most Joe Rogan videos ever.

[@Emmanuel_Ramirez717]

The Quetzal is Guatemala’s national bird and the name of their currency. It’s a green colored tropical bird, with a red chest and a long tail. It’s found in southern Mexico and all over Central America.

[@chrisfrombeyond4240]

Someone should tell Joe about the condors that grab mountain goats by the horns and throw them off mountains.

[@WhiskeyToro]

@swiggity swooty It's called Google, dumbass.

[@caitthecat]

Why? Those kinds of condors don't exist.

[@benhenderson8952]

Yea but also Americans: “That’d be a big fried chicken”

[@niceandflyy]

Ben Henderson nah Americans fight over toilet paper , seeing one of these can’t imagine what Americans will do 😂

[@S.C.-wo8hq]

We'd fight over the wings.

[@coktoe4487]

Pokemon Go. To the polls.

[@troillandford7679]

@@S.C.-wo8hq bat wings?

[@S.C.-wo8hq]

@@troillandford7679 Naw, giant dinosaur wings. And brontosaurus ribs.

[@1down5up426]

I had to look this thing up, I genuinely thought the one in the clip must be animatronic or cgi. It’s amazing that they can even fly at that size

[@huskiehuskerson5300]

Shoebill is compassionate, very friendly

[@DanLuxe]

00:03 Yes, this sure is a Joe Rogan video.

[@larrymartin8146]

The Shoebill would be an excellent mascot for a metal band!!!

[@Spectrumpicture]

Shoebills are not flightless, they are pretty majestic actually.

[@CrystalSmith-uk6hd]

6:11 is legit a southern catfishing thing! Even Gordon Ramsay did it!

[@livingcolours1541]

Luckily no birds were injured during the sound effects.

[@yrureadingthis]

Jamie's screen needs to be a physical screen that's in camera shot where he can have stuff pulled up throughout the whole podcast.

[@mr.silver7471]

U ever see those fuggin eagles glide with a goat like bruh.

[@TheTinlaar]

2:45 "By the way, fuck that too" had me creasing

[@jimmyTimtam]

The Australian bird you talking about is called a Cassowary. It's one of the most dinosaur birds out there. It has like a horn on its head which is left over from prehistoric times, has massive talons on its feet. It's been known to decapitate people with its claws. It's classified as the most dangerous bird in the world. It's actually closely related to a velociraptor. kzbin.info/www/bejne/onOwaHR_Zd6jbZo

[@matthewmangum6320]

Eviscerate not decapitate.

[@theST1NG]

That's a Loftwing, my dude.

[@ItsameAlex]

I can't believe this is the first time he saw it.I knew about it ages ago (maybe more than 3 years ago)

[@Chriselt]

Even the Harpy Eagle is scary as heck!! 3.2 meter wingspan, 3 feet long, and looks like a human in a costume, lol!

[@TidePodsRFood]

"Thats a plane" My man, THATS a FOB

[@JohnnyUtah13]

pretty sure the "p" is silent in Pterosaur.....

[@chaos_omega]

PETROSAUR

[@stoicsavage509]

It is... Joe always acts like he knows everything but regularly fucks things up

[@kylesteele4876]

@@stoicsavage509 don't we all

[@stoicsavage509]

@@kylesteele4876 nope

[@kylesteele4876]

@@stoicsavage509 we all definitely do at one point or another, I think the issue lies in weather we are simply missinformed and doing it unintentionally, or fronting to seem intelligent

[@dudemanbroguy3464]

Shoebills are metal, it only raises the strongest child and just let the others die. Usually by the strongest child, just kills its siblings

[@gerardmagnarelli558]

Burps ironically dude that episode was crazy those shoebills are fucking terrifying and merciless lol

[@kai223noa6]

There is one bird, that lays it's egg in other bird species nest. Apparently the mother bird isn't aware of the stranger and feeds it like it was one of it's own. The chick then proceeds to kill the "siblings" until it's the only one left.

[@blinkingintensifies8212]

Animalogical explanation my friend.

[@gerardmagnarelli558]

Kai223noa holy shit 😂 what species?? Pls find, that is wild, must learn more.

[@nothingforyouhere418]

Gerard Magnarelli , cuckoo

[@noneofyourbuisness3247]

Feathered serpent? Sounds like dinosaurs with feathers.

[@tylerhowerton8518]

Joe literally talked the whole time I just kept fast forwarding and it only landed on him speaking hahaha

[@timothyfurey369]

That’s Beautiful 🐐🦅

[@ScottieSobel]

Joe “Petra-saur” Rogan.

[@burke817]

Trevor Valle getting mad mad at his boy Joe

[@extraterrestrialhorse9722]

Death Quetzalcoatl 125RDF is also an amazing balance type beyblade.

[@kennethreuter5596]

"Nothing bad happens in the video" Me: ..damn

[@bigjames4rmpa]

"They USED to live in Texas" Texans are the only ones who could survive something like that. Lol

[@uncledrewshoereview3886]

Yes we would survive them but floridans would tame them and keep them as pets

[@bigjames4rmpa]

@@uncledrewshoereview3886 I'm pretty sure us Texans and our neighboring Louisiana folks would eat em. Lol

[@JM-pg2lw]

Uncle Drew shoe review as a Floridian I've already got the saddle ready in my garage in case one shows up.

[@modjuarez7690]

Resembles Howard the Duck to me

[@chancefoy6287]

this is the most joe rogan title ever

[@smokeyshoebill8241]

Shoebills are my favourite bird. Love em so much I got Shoebill tattooed on my fingers!

[@SemperCopacetic]

Joe Rogan: "Can you imagine?" also Joe Rogan: "Did you see that 'Imagine' song all those knuckleheads got together & sang?" 😂

[@riccardosartori3822]

Birds brains and eyes process images like 40-50 times per second compared ti humans which do it at 12 times per second, they basically see in slow motion, that's why they are so precise and fast

[@cblaskoski]

Wow I never thought about time being based on perception until now.

[@markstewart4501]

Thank you. You are f'king actually adding to the conversation. The, if I lived back then stuff, and they do fly, comments are just grass chewed up going to the 2nd stomach of some random cow.

[@JonnyBeoulve]

@@cblaskoski Since time velocity is purely based on the observer, think about how fast things might actually be moving. A day on Earth might just be a split second in the greater cosmos, and our planet is actually flying around the sun lightning fast.

[@SuperKamiGuruu]

@@JonnyBeoulve shit

[@cblaskoski]

@@JonnyBeoulve man that is such a mind blowing thought. Going to read into this more.

[@45axelh]

Reason eagle didnt let go off the sheep / goat is they have trouble retracting their claws when they're getting pulled. Same reason they drown sometimes while catching fish.

[@ArchangelWolfy]

I didn’t even look at the thumbnail. That title got me brah

[@AztecWarrior1993]

Joe “this one video of this one eagle “ Rogan lol

[@michaelczajecki5470]

I know this Video 😂👌

[@markstewart4501]

Joe"Im just an ape" Rogan bruh.

[@dylanvickers7953]

Damn Joe I really thought you would remember that 20+ foot Eagles would jack humans all the time like 20,000 years ago.

[@jasonthebullet]

Joe smokes a shit ton of pot (as do I), which sometimes leads to memory issues lol

[@Andrew-ly6yf]

Argentavis( thank you ARK)

[@markstewart4501]

it's the 20,000 thowwwwsand we be at right now, totally bruh. birds, and big feet stuff. bruh.

[@markstewart4501]

Up to date on 20,000 years ago. Ah, will keep your comment at top of mind if I run into a time machine. Thanks Bruh.

[@Lunatic5306]

How many pigeons tied to your body does it take to take flight????🤔🤔🤔 asking for a friend

[@LS-fc7nx]

Some one needs to show him the beginning of that monke game with the giant hawk

[@user-gg8nf4xo4m]

Well down here in Australia we have black and white pterodactyl. We call it a magpie here.

[@israeldelaluz3024]

MARCUS

[@MorrisWilsonFvcks]

Joe: Birds can pull a salmon from the river and fly away with it. Also Joe: imagine holding a salmon. Me: they have claws..

[@Ofinfinitejest]

But also the grasping power of eagles is insane. Handlers use huge, stiff leather mitts because if they grabbed your hand they would crush the bones.

[@broadyherridge6613]

Cretaceous Period is the last time section, (which includes the triasic and Jurrasic periods), from when dinosaurs rained supreme. 65 million to over 100 million years ago

[@harashiSAN]

Futaba is my favorite Shoebill. She lives in the Kakegawa Bird Sanctuary in Japan.

[@joeyzapata6786]

Is that the one who bows? LOL