Earth's Next Balance Patch

Some might call it a hotfix
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[@DinoJake]

Other Nature Channels: "It's so tragic that so many species are being threatened by climate change!" TierZoo: "Lol, play a better build, frog players."

[@3denZer0]

RIP Kermit

[@user-kg2lp8jz2r]

Uh um MEGA FROG

[@villerintanthillith1762]

Lmao noobs

[@Some_Dutch_Kid]

Send this man to haven

[@ValunarTonix]

Toadally Awesome has joined the chat

[@kamsteel1346]

Buffing the Orca?! Do the devs even playtest?

[@konradhomiak3700]

Kamsteel 1 ssshhhh let us orca mains have our fun. My last main the spinosaur totally got blasted, I need this one

[@fallendevonish1869]

@elijah mikle when there not dropping astroids on the server

[@Switchfork]

It's possible they're trying to buff the Orcas to the point where they can contend with the still far superior Humans, though good luck with that, I say.

[@mathewklatil5455]

Not just buffing orcas but also debuffing already weak classes. Maybe they want to remove the weak classes from the game to have some space for the assets for the next update, the martian one.

[@cardsfish]

This game is run by valve

[@tomynator8875]

I'll never understand the Orca rework, they were already broken

[@samu_gg]

ikr so annoying

[@fluto6997]

im glad the devs are nerfing us humans, cuz were too broken and we have no competition

[@sarunightamber701]

@@fluto6997 i dont like it, bc my mom human and i love my mom :(

[@dasstigma]

Says the #1 class in the game. Do you even hear yourself?

[@-_-brutus-_-]

@@dasstigma cry harder, should’ve spec’d human‼️

[@fleebles897]

I feel like there was a secret nerf to human’s intelligence, though. Some players might’ve found a way around it but I’ve seen a lot of players recently with a much lower intelligence level than some

[@kaito0022]

Those are just noods that don't know how to play human builds and even get scammed by others players into believing a fake meta

[@zindikit73pedrajas86]

Oh you mean cringe kids on tik tok

[@michaelstephenvargas8821]

It's the tiktok and twitter balance patch.

[@Kanyeeast294]

They just noobs and didnt figure out the learning things missions

[@drpgaming8554]

honestly im just waiting for someone to say something political at this point

[@LesGrosPiedsDeDeejay]

Orca getting a buff this is surely the worst patch in history

[@sardonic7727]

I hate those tryhards

[@justanotheruser6744]

Keep in mind once the other players ragequit that server, they will no longer get exp, forcing them to delete their game data. The whole server will have a reset, for the first time ever!

[@pieterpietersen9438]

This truly is the darkest timeline.

[@Nitroshot99]

@@pieterpietersen9438 The dankest*

[@Aryc11]

As a walrus main, I'm a little bit concerned by the coming changes. It might lead to a faction dispute between us and the orcas, but they should definitely be wary of instigating such a conflict. Sympathies out to my narwhal mains out there, though. That's rough, buddy.

[@tratamarack441]

I'm surprised on how much easier it is to understand these stuff when it is described using gaming terms.

[@Taurellejr]

Ikr

[@windywind9985]

Yeah

[@MackingCheese99]

For Mandalore?

[@oimate6357]

It’s not easier to understand It just makes it sound interesting

[@AK-jt7kh]

@@oimate6357 No, it’s more than that. It changes the context in which you interpret the information by phrasing evolution in terms of a series of logical, strategic decisions. When they say “humans evolved to walk on two legs”, you don’t learn about why that decision made sense over other decisions, or what things they had to sacrifice and what those sacrifices mean when compared to other builds that chose different stat allocations and special abilities. This channel accomplishes what very, very few educational programs accomplish - which is to both deliver the facts, but also to impart the context and understanding in which to put them. That “context and understanding” is usually what you get when you go to college…verses the “facts by wrote memory” you’re expected to barf out for tests in highschool. Also, though, this channel stimulates neural circuits associated with learning and memory retention, such as relating content to something you feel is relevant to your personal survival (through the vector of suggesting you’re maining this character), and hooking knew knowledge to data points you already learned in your brain (game terminology). There’s a whole branch of education called game theory, and in psychology and neurology, it discusses, at length, why learning in a game-like context has been scientifically shown, extensively, to be far superior to other methods of learning. So yes, actually. Teaching the knowledge in this fashion improves your brains ability to understand it, remember it, and use what you’ve learned creatively to understand related things you haven’t learned yet - which is one of the highest measurements of information comprehension.

[@beywheelzhater8930]

As an octopus main I am happy to see us getting one step closer to being the top tier species, hope to see more buffs coming our way

[@zeno9462]

i hope the dev update the octopus with kraken evolution (mythic tier)

[@amanpuri7079]

Guess,i need to change my species

[@wistfuloptimist1238]

Splatoon real

[@crystalcat3696]

as a squid main, i feel the exact same way

[@snowytooktheacountbacklets9473]

as a human main, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Lawsonomy1]

Don't forget that the ocean acidification has one more consequence. It has caused the phasing out of the coral reef biome. Many ocean builds that specialized in this biome had been completely abandoned by players.

[@j.r.6271]

Wolverine Players: *snow running less effective* Wolverine Players: *specs into adamantium and regeneration*

[@thecyberer2468]

Wolverine player: adamantium results in debuff for regeneration

[@caab0516]

That was orichalcum my man

[@susannamountcastle1945]

Don’t they’re watching

[@Endershock1678]

I hate to tell you this, but the Adamantium buff was just a popular mod. It's not accessible in the official servers, and even if it were, the debuffs to swimming just aren't worth it in the "Rising Sea" expansion.

[@MacDarf]

Good joke.

[@infidelcastrato1844]

"Humans can't actually fight weather" Boi, I'll fight whoever and whatever I want

[@Heydelios]

**Texans shooting at Irma intensifying**

[@Chronosmaster002]

In before tinfoil hatters mention HAARP

[@mouseprotector5081]

@@Heydelios i live in texas and one of my nieghbors actually did pop off a couple shots at the storm when it went over us. Dudes fucking crazy.

[@spilkspmilk6798]

its called HARPA and DARPA weather manipulation throw metal particles in the air and control the weather

[@livedandletdie]

Can't control weather, pfft, hold my beer, now where did I leave my detonator for Yellowsprings?

[@shadowatch4767]

I wonder if they'll bring back the Ice Age event for this patch. Yeah, it would be kinda out-of-place in the middle of a patch that's specifically designed to make things warmer. But the devs have thrown us so many curveballs already, and it would have great nostalgia value once players are adjusted to the heat. They even dropped the "Little Ice Age" in the recent pre-industrial lore for the Human players, and we never heard about it again, so I'm convinced they've just been forced to push back a bigger cold shift-themed event while they're busy with the development for 1.3.7. I'm also a human player that really enjoys the cold weather playstyle, so any part of the "two degrees Celsius" that the leaks community keeps talking about that we get respite from will be splendid by me. Even if they don't make the event permanent like how they left most of Zealandia underwater after "Land Down Under the Sea" back in 1.3.2.

[@QuadratusTiberium]

I feel like they should add the prehistoric zones again

[@austinlange3154]

I feel like if the human guild manages to unlock the "nuclear winter" achievement we could possibly see the addition of a new ice age biome

[@xergiok2322]

I heard that the new climate patch might be incompatible with the current ocean current system. This glitch might actually make the climate colder in the European server. If true, they've really messed up this patch.

[@shadowatch4767]

@@xergiok2322 I heard that too, and it wouldn't surprise me. I've noticed that patches almost never seem to get as much playtesting as they should. Just take what they did to the Saurians in the 1.2.x to 1.3.x rollout: They just dropped a big ass rock on them, without so much as an update bulletin. That's pretty rude to pull on a playerbase that stuck with it for almost 200 million years.

[@amiiboguy7288]

And that is how Shiver Star from Kirby began

[@JustSeth._.]

As a wolf main I am extremely mad they didn’t update us in anyway. I’m sick of using the same moves to take down prey.

[@hellod7961]

As a Barn Owl main, I feel the same

[@dihong4497]

Waterbear main here, stil don't understand moves. Instructions unclear, ended up in the simulation codes, send help

[@zephyr6896]

As a fox main, I feel ya

[@jackwright5146]

wolves already got a huge update about 40,000 years ago, probably the quickest and most extensive of any species, you should have opted in at the point of domestication if you'd rather avoid repetitive prey seeking quests

[@shashankbj3804]

Dev team here .. working on a rework

[@TylerAlbers01]

As a clam main, this makes me a tad bit salty...

[@mostlysure1077]

Good one!

[@manictiger]

You just have to sea the cup as half full.

[@thomasjenkins5727]

Don't worry too much. Humans like pearls too much to let you go extinct. You'll just end up moving to pearl farms and being fed pig or something. Who knows, maybe there'll even be oyster farms in the Rockies.

[@lock_ray]

Don't be shellfish now, this patch was great for many builds

[@bioente7492]

Yeah like why remove the ability of spiders to troll humans when we also can nerf shells

[@reiteration6273]

"It's been over 500 million years since jellyfish were top tier, so I see this as a fair balance change." When you put it like that, it's hard to argue...

[@monjier]

Imagine turtle xp gains from this. Absolutely insane.

[@chaorrottai]

Yeah but then turtle players are just going to have to invest some of their experience into intelligence so that they can learn to see the difference between jellyfish and plastic bags. The meta is always updating got to keep on top of it.

[@thewildcardperson]

@Tsz Ho WONG a bacteria arrived on scene that eats plastic now I winder if life can be based on eating plastic

[@aarona.3261]

I doubt it. The devs added humans, which were buffed so heavily, they actually had to delete many of human mains' save files (part of this update, new virus). Now they are dropping trailers that are potentially introducing new intelligent builds that can COMPLETELY break out of bounds. The human players are a little upset more intelligent builds are being added.

[@robymaru03]

Now imagine there are some jellyfish that's been waiting for this buff this whole time because they're practically immortal.

[@MuhaamadAreeb]

Ok , but can we just take a second to realise that these do actually feel like balance changes from an actual Dev to keep the earth as a whole alive rather than randomness That's just mind blowing to me

[@alexpav845]

This is because self-regulation is one of the main properties of life. If we consider the Earth as one big living being, then there is nothing strange in the fact that nature regulates itself.

[@we-must-live]

@@alexpav845 mhm - everything is connected. those jellyfish mains might be having the time of their life, but what happens when their main source of xp is spawncamped and forced to quit the game?

[@steelballrunner636]

God

[@MuhaamadAreeb]

@@steelballrunner636 that I exactly what I was hinting at with this but I don't think many people got it

[@SimuLord]

As someone who practices a polytheistic religion, "the devs" works just as well as "the gods" to describe it.

[@TheAllYouCanPlayLP]

We DEFINITELY need an yearly patch notes update from you. This is just brilliant. Informative and funny af!

[@Kambyday]

Yearly patches will be too difficult for the Devs to make So we'll stick to decade patches I think Unless some major exploit gets found that is

[@mooseears9849]

@@KambydayI feel like if there is a major exploit, it’s the human mains who will be responsible. Surprised they haven’t been hit harder by this patch

[@KooriKurayami]

that 2020 event that lasted 2 years is not enough for you? dayum

[@deathmeter7243]

@@KooriKurayamiThat was exclusive to the Human mains, didn't have too much of an impact.

[@JohnnyJonathan]

"weather is one of the few things in the game that humans can't actually fight" yet

[@sanstheskeleton679]

Hell, humans are already developing something to control rainfall. I heard it is still in prototyping and can only increase rainfall.

[@Nuclearburrit0]

Just wait until 1.3.8

[@bernardo8993]

Soon, brothers, we will take the battle to the heavens.

[@LongDistanceLobotomy]

you left hook that hurricane, johnny

[@cmb9173]

@@sanstheskeleton679 cloud seeding has been a thing since the mid 1900s. for as useful as it can be, you can't stop a hurricane with it

[@Grandflea02]

6:41 While the devs didn't reduce the human intelligence stat, they did massively reduce the number of human players with the "common sense" skill

[@whyismynamejeff]

You get the clout skill if your intelligence skill starts to dip

[@nivyan]

This isn't true. Social media and news have made it easier for groups of people to find each other. In effect, people lacking 'common sense' have a much easier time finding each other and sharing their 'ignorance'. But because only shocking/misleading news/social media posts are interesting, you're vastly more likely to be misled/misinformed and led to believe things are the way they're presented, when reality is different. For example, flat earthers aren't as stupid as they sound - most people could actually learn quiet a lot from their sceptical view of governments and science. That doesn't change the fact that 'flat earth' is very wrong: But the fact you think it's just idiots and people lacking common sense that believes it to be so is even more ignorant (or arrogant, depending).

[@Redguy-mr3er]

@@nivyan wow,you arent fun

[@nivyan]

@unk Did I hit a nerve? You're being abundantly pathetic. Plural of friend is friends, not friend's, kid. You're projecting hard, work on your self-esteem.

[@fart63]

@@nivyan who hurt you bruh. Take a nap or smth

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

So we just have to start maining a different class for the next patch in the main menu “the selection screen” AKA reincarnation.

[@handzze7341]

I love bean

[@drinkingsomething]

So, you arrived there too

[@WalterWhite717]

hello mr i am everywhere

[@pingpong0523]

Jellal>Garou

[@revoltage4181]

Caught you early! Also yeah

[@HiftyTriftyD]

Next patch should be where the worldwide temperature is nerfed, causing a smooth movement of the seasonal-class entities. It appears they are going from desert heat to tundra cold in no time flat ( only in some areas). For smoother gameplay, I as a human main with a wolf secondary with friends of the season-supporter class recommend this nerf to smoothly transition heat to cold. The movement is too buggy playing as them.

[@Desocupad0]

I'm not sure the devs are leaning towards making those changes to Outside.

[@triceratroytv2292]

I always love it when dev's let the community make the updates

[@averageinternetchristian]

Your welcome!

[@iceteal3mon108]

Fuck me, thats a great comment

[@user_hat]

@@iceteal3mon108 I will not. It is a good comment though 📃🤠👍

[@-everynyan-]

@@user_hat THIS ONE HAD ME LAUGHIN MORE THAN IT SHOULD

[@thedeed8740]

@@iceteal3mon108 don’t worry man I will 😅👍it also is indeed a good comment

[@NotHPotter]

Cephalopod buffs gonna unlock Cthulhu.

[@StarboyXL9]

We can only hope :P

[@dureremu5897]

Im betting on it

[@jbkesselman]

That leak was shown to be fake.

[@jeffreysian-salas1689]

@@dureremu5897 I'll bet against you then, cephalopods would need a reason to adapt to such form. So unless they need to face cthulhu, I don't see it happening

[@dreamkast4435]

And Kraken

[@sssniperwolfsbiggestfan1]

I'm a tick main and I really like this quality of life buff. Looking forward to more of these!

[@oerlikon20mm29]

No one likes you, not a single class in the game appreciates what you are doing... killing the game my guy, you are literally killing the game

[@damthatssick]

Sure, but as a lion main, stop giving me diseases, omg it's so annoying to have to respawn every few years.

[@daviio]

@@damthatssick ocean type users W

[@ashurean]

We might see more frequent cross-teaming between birds and mammal species

[@mnkash2007]

tick mains pretty rare also basically 99% of the mammal population hates you (including me)

[@giadabilbao4156]

I'm a reptile main, and the Dinosaur Season was my favorite. It probably had the most brutal season end ever.

[@Sketchzin2511]

Bro after that event i immediatly hanged to fish main because if you look real close the reptiles got nerfed by 35 percent after the event when while the event i was the most broken and op class

[@erikhanek4902]

Rumors are that the Devs concider bringing them back in future seasons

[@imaMONKE725]

sadly dinossaurs were banned, i even had the deluxe season pass so i could grind them just for them to get banned, now i need to start random off meta(european grolar) just to see if i can stop the human's currently broken build

[@chipdawolf4355]

The ending is actually rlly sad, I’m gonna miss the amphibians

[@somedude3977]

As an amphibian main, me too

[@CalvinNoire]

@@somedude3977 what guild should you be switching after the fall of amphibians?

[@Jedislayer19]

@@CalvinNoire I'd consider aquatic reptiles like the Marine Iguana, Turtles, and some Snake builds. You get a similar visual aesthetic to amphibians, and you get to spend a decent amount of time in water biomes. You also gain the benefits of superior terrestrial mobility.

[@kg7518]

@@CalvinNoire imo the amphibian plan has already fallen from grace since the newer expansions , it kind of makes sense

[@shibefy]

@@Jedislayer19 I tried turtle main before, but it kinda suck since humans keeps hunting and eating me, and the ocean is acidified right? I don’t wanna be a human main, cuz it’s kinda boring since ur just gonna stay in a house forever because viruses 🦠 got buffed😡😡😡.. for me, my main is a support class, Dog 🐕

[@jbkesselman]

Are you kidding me? Orcas buffed! Is the dev team on crack!

[@lordlolbit8257]

i know its unfair since we are already op but since i am an orca main its good for me

[@matthewwesterman5337]

Orcas really didn’t need a buff at all

[@runningfast206]

Orcas are such bullies, it's not fair for them to get buffed! They always gang up on me and spam kill me. Seriously, I'm getting sick of it. If the DEVs don't fix this problem, I'm deleting my account.

[@lordlolbit8257]

that sure aint happenning anytime soon

[@djweebo]

as an Orca main I am happy but I'm kinda worried for all the land mammal nerds.

[@smithno41]

I would like to see more videos on previous server patches, although it looks like the really important ones have already been covered.

[@phantomphoenix8828]

It's really brilliant how he promoted the sponsor in a way that sounds like a tip for human mains As a human main myself that's pretty cool

[@ghostrick9824]

everyone: EARTH IS DYING! TierZoo: octopus and jellyfish buffs :)

[@brain_tonic]

Everything with tentacles got buffed. "Earth v1.3.7: Age of Cthulu".

[@passerdomesticusfemale7936]

@@brain_tonic We are getting more hentai now

[@StaRMaestroS]

Earth isn't and will never "die" because of anything us humans do. Unless maybe in a couple of millions of years when you have planet destroying bombs like the black hole bomb. But until then stop saying this crap.

[@jonwicked7031]

StaRMaestroS Maybe we won’t kill it, but we for sure make the servers harsher and deadlier for any other player and other human players with less experience and that means the human player base will end up falling with everyone else , in the long run the best thing to do is to keep the servers like they are now

[@reike6731]

This is my favourite comment on KZbin, well done

[@kot4311]

What do you mean there are still natural disasters? I thought we turned off stage hazards before the match

[@Clarkbardoone]

Damnit jimmy I said FD, Fox only

[@rumpsprung4520]

Last destination, no items, and Captain falcon only!

[@Metroyeti17]

Apparently we're all just a bunch of casuals

[@LeroyJ12]

Rofl

[@robinchesterfield42]

It's what comes from letting too many server masters use the "randomise seasons" settings. After a while it sets in too much and the game does huge weather disasters on its own!

[@PostedPaladin]

This really just puts new into interesting terms, he can explain it so simply and still get the important news to us.

[@johnny4554]

I think this was a great update! Many prevouis unviable species are now getting buffs to help them back into the meta

[@Cogstok]

Make this man the English translator for Nintendo Direct!

[@TierZoo]

I wanna be the new Reggie

[@michaelsiders8973]

YES

[@GlebShvetsov]

He does sound a lot like the translator for sakurai in the smash directs, doesn't he?

[@rodigoduterte9192]

cogstok question is: does he know japanese?

[@1lobster]

TierZoo, I hope this is just a sham like we saw in the 90s, but I'm afraid it's not.

[@SmolTerribleTornado]

"the human intelligence stat didn't get nerfed" update: *anti-vax and flat earth handicaps added* uh, ok

[@heartbust4624]

@@iziryu Like barely anyone is

[@hoppybonz5978]

I heard from E3 that update is actually a DLC from EA games. For players, that are stupid enough to buy it. :p

[@Revenant-oq9ts]

Don't you just hate it when players run low-INT test builds in open world raids?

[@Nazdreg1]

Though I feel that the most influencial human players on the NA or EU server where the most competitive human meta seems to be, don't realize that they need to invest less time in griefing non competitive human players in Africa or Asia for cheap mainly cosmetic loot (an overabundance of which actually triggered the devs into thinking about a new update in the first place) and start to form larger teams and use the crafting skill more effectively to adapt to the imminent changes due to the new update.

[@steinitzsidis1959]

Human intelligence has been dropping steadily since 1750.

[@jackiedoherty1716]

I'm definitely an fan of these changes. I felt the human centric meta was getting very stale. I'm glad the devs went this route instead of nerfing their intellect as that is what draws so many players to the human class in the first place. This, I feel, is a great way to shake things up while keeping the feel of the class the same. I look forward to see what innovations humans make to their playstyle as a result of these changes.

[@beywheelzhater8930]

Sadly a lot of human players are actually majorly misplaying their class rn by not specing into int, many of them are apparently trying to replicate the nostalgia of the early human meta before they gained the civilization perk and thus are focusing on aggression

[@obamagaming3792]

some guy leaked the database for the next update, alot of people are saying they are adding a new trait in the lizard skill tree that will allow them to spec into a unique "Growth Trait" And unlock the dinosaur class again. The devs are still looking for the guy who did it.

[@ashurean]

Honestly, it seems like the devs are punishing humans for underutilizing their intelligence more than anything. The human playerbase has a bad habit of not even bothering to pick up all the xp they get, or destroying areas that give them and their structures massive passive buffs, like wetlands which decrease the damage floods deal. This could be a temporary patch just to see if the human playerbase is at the point where they can use their unlocked technologies to directly counteract the patches and stop lagging servers with their inefficient resource management. Regardless, I'm thinking of changing classes to an orca, they've always seemed to have one of the best builds.

[@JhoF79]

Can't wait to see the buffs to jellyfish, octopuses, electric guitar and spiders

[@brightonbetoit463]

Amphibians: pool your points into aesthetics. At this point, you need to find a human teammate to stay alive.

[@flygawnebardoflight]

Adapt or die Amphibians, Poison Dart Frog should stop being poisonous!

[@john-michaelcollier4409]

@@flygawnebardoflight Actually, captive poison dart frogs lose their poison if they can't eat the venomous ants they predate on in the wild, because unlike most poisonous builds, Dart Frogs don't make their own poison, they collect it from prey.

[@BenadrylNumbercrunch]

axolotl players have already made the full transition to only being a human support class

[@flygawnebardoflight]

Oh damn so they actually stand a chance?

[@SJNaka101]

@@john-michaelcollier4409 wtf I want a poison dart frog now

[@ethanotoroculus1060]

Nerfing human intelligence would be completely jarring to the entire fanbase. Admit it; Every single one of us here has at least one human account.

[@catdogfishdogcats]

Nah, I've seen my Cat using the laptop with it's stomach.

[@AkiseAk]

My human account can't even recall the names of the people he sees every day. Please no nerf...xD

[@agatha968]

Yeah, but i'm to bored to pass to lv 18+ tho

[@koelkast9]

As a human main i can say that they are a powerful, but complex build. Just the sheer amount of social skilltrees makes playing one a challenge.

[@nathanhollander5336]

Ill admit its true i like speed running

[@abrahamkirkham269]

First TierZoo video I ever saw, glad it happened.

[@lliyon.8886]

This is hella brilliant, creative, and informative. Great video.

[@Ignideus]

I was so conflicted between enjoying this video and being concerned for the state of the world

[@carlcunningham7750]

Ignideus Think that’s the point.

[@Username-1939t9]

Imagine if the world was just one big TV show and each balance patch the show's reboot

[@Waffl3time]

Yeah...me too :(

[@blahthebiste7924]

Didn't expect to see you here, big boy

[@LuckyFlesh]

No need to worry. The World has been changing since day one.

[@Kisuke323]

As a Octopus main, this patch will be sweet. Too bad my second is a hooman build.

[@Kisuke323]

#teamctulhu

[@benjaminradez2679]

Octodad?

[@Bananakingchad]

@@Kisuke323 lol am a Rhulk main hybrid human I get increased bulk and intelligence with high common sense

[@edgyone2273]

Woomy!

[@Best-name.ever-_-]

I’m a tardigrade main which is getting buffed with nuclear war so having a group of microcreatures in my party

[@alvinaeth9393]

Love how you introduced the ad

[@elyison84]

As a former octo main, I’m happy to see my old build get buffed and want to try them out again sooner rather than later.

[@jeff6430]

5:52 "Oh, Humans are ruining the meta? Better nerf Greninja!!!"

[@surprisednt]

So many references in one small sentence

[@sgtwolf7391]

BAYONETTAAAA! damm umbra witches ruining the meta.

[@rcksnxc361]

This comment is amazing

[@sgtwolf7391]

@@rcksnxc361 Who's comment mine or his?

[@vampyricon7026]

@@surprisednt How many?

[@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz]

I love how the representant of the human race is *David Attenbourgh*

[@pastlife960]

Zwyrx Hgqfyggz Well he is the highest levelled human player in terms of the goodwill, epic voice and general awesomeness stats.

[@Chaenke]

The best dataminer.

[@Levi_Skardsen]

He's the game's community manager so it makes sense.

[@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz]

@@pastlife960 Using Mark Zuckerberg would have been super ironic

[@ChauNyan]

Zwyrx Hgqfyggz I’m pretty sure Mark is part of the bipedal reptilian build.

[@eledomingu]

Most brilliant ad placement Ive seen in decades.

[@joeobama7036]

Love the update! Can't wait to go back to being a jellyfish main since they got a buff, wish me luck.

[@omegalul589]

Genuinely concerning how my parents think that its all fake.

[@BrianZuma]

Sometimes human builds try to over use their intelligence into a trait called overthinking seems to be very counter productive in current meta

[@Maarsmals]

nah not fake, greatly oversaturated. the ipcc is proven to be very wrong in a lot of way's.

[@SteveB-nx2uo]

it is fake. hence why all their predictions fall flat. the worst things humans ever did to the atmosphere was deplete it with old school aerosols, which we banned and stopped using, and would have resulted in if anything, cooling - which Earth has been for millions of years.

[@CiphersWon]

just disown them

[@planescaped]

It's easier to just pretend it's not happening when it is a problem so global and insurmountable as this. Just ignore it, it'll go away, or I'll die before it becomes a problem. MIRITE?

[@adriandoliveira172]

One of the worst patches ever, mosquito players need get nerfed

[@passerdomesticusfemale7936]

I hate that stupid campers. Human players gotta get rid of them now.

[@max_too_lazy_for_an_name5601]

@@passerdomesticusfemale7936 me as an human main, i can say that we will make mosquitoes go extinct sometime near in the future

[@Seasmus99]

​@@passerdomesticusfemale7936 There is a glitch that humans discovered that disables mating for mosquitos after about 7 generations, but they're hesitant to release it as it could devastate the food chain because mosquitos make up a very large portion of available insects at any given time, so i don't they are going to get nerfed any time soon unless their numbers dwindle to the point that they wouldn't mess up the food chain

[@StrazdasLT]

@@Seasmus99 They tried to test this in a valley in south america. Turns out affected omsquitos escaped the valley and noone knows how they ended up.

[@georgecastle9626]

Ticks need it more I live on the east coast and you have to check and be extra careful every time you go on your front lawn

[@parsnipproductions8875]

The oil and gas industry human party build is unbeatable

[@simonlinden7589]

As a frog main, this patch is going to hurt a little, but I'm sure we'll find our way through it. ( ._.)

[@Slackker_]

"the humans int stat didn't get nerfed" idk, a lot of human mains are denying this update even happened.

[@ethanplog2212]

Callum Fettes and health items are poisonous even thou they have been shown to work since they were first crafted

[@jacobm2625]

Humans are gonna be the ones to Nerf their own int stat

[@armorfrogentertainment]

Humans have stopped speccing as heavily into INT builds

[@cyberhacks69]

I dont think to many deny the climat change, more about what effects the climate change actually have on the world and if the small efforts individuals to to reduce it actually has any effect on it when the rest of the world isnt on board with stopping it, its just a dissagrement on if reducing climate change is actually possible, if individuals and buisnesses can make change as long as other buisnesses wont, and if it is even a viable solution to try since it would mess with the economy grately, less production means higher prices to produce, and to sell, solving one problem by creating another one isnt a viable solution no matter how creat the cause is

[@cyberhacks69]

i cant spell, god damn

[@koshkamatew]

humans are still way too overpowered, there is physically no counterplay while they single handedly destroy entire servers

[@DynasticG]

dwayne

[@JosepiThe13th]

The only way to take out a human main is with another human main. Maybe we should start a revolution, where we human mains who want other species’ players to be able to thrive fight against those greedy human players who just want to be the richest players in the game.

[@jkdking12]

The biggest counter to humans is disease. Especially because it constantly gets updated to counter anything the humans do. The developers clearly have a bais.

[@StopSignn]

Monke

[@ulty1472]

Bro get good

[@notkrisssssss]

love the title and the terms used for this video

[@ImNumberJuan69]

that ad transition was SMOOOOTH

[@lolmanderp6355]

The devs do a another Meteor patch with the quote “Parry this you casuals”

[@schwarzeseis4031]

Humans respond by starting to dig. Like: No matter what goes on in the overworld, if we get some km of rock between it and ourselves and capitalize on geothermy...we might run into trouble concerning Water and Oxigen and cave gases...

[@thechosenone729]

I think there is a higher chance that we fuck up and come with AI that will exterminate us all.

[@patrickjanecke5894]

A meteor worthy of an extinction event can be detected and parried with current human technology.

[@newromanianmappernrm4420]

Inb4 humans parry it

[@Natefurry]

NASA is literally trying to learn how to "parry" astroids.

[@jinxhead4182]

"Human INT stat didn't get nerfed" ... **Looks around on the street** **DOUBT INTENSIFIES**

[@elijahpadilla5083]

The stats haven't been nerfed, it's just bad players who don't know how to use a good character.

[@prixiusnecrolance8531]

Ya, i mean cmon, false conspiracy detection? Thats a straight passive debuff. Why did you take the social ability then

[@respektertfilosof9005]

@@elijahpadilla5083 i agree

[@Kargalagan]

@@elijahpadilla5083 filthy casuals that always go for op characters without knowing what to do. Am I right

[@lilsmolcrow]

@@Kargalagan this is scarily accurate

[@GreenSupper]

As a scorpion main, the buff is HEAVILY appreciated

[@TechnoSon06]

I have to be honest, that was a pretty dang clean ad at the end

[@oscarkaa15]

The music is so inappropriate but very appropriate

[@catdogfishdogcats]

also on a loop because Tierzoo is getting lazy

[@petervilla5221]

@@catdogfishdogcats it's an quick update video on the new patch, they're generally lower quality than the core gameplay analysis videos.

[@CreatorProductionsOriginal]

For any players in the 1.3.7 patch, there’s a secret way to go back, it’s by completing a very hard sequence of missions like cleaning

[@JosepiThe13th]

I don’t think we can ever return to the old patch. We can, however, make newer patches better than what they’ve been so far by completing the missions you speak of.

[@Iiveichibanreaction]

Wrong patch, its 20.2.2

[@gumbymage7349]

@@Iiveichibanreaction I wonder what the next patch 20.2.3 will bring

[@Iiveichibanreaction]

@@gumbymage7349 Eh, probably some intelligence nerfs for the human class. Like always.

[@user-bc3ri8ez9c]

@@Iiveichibanreaction True, The Intelligent RNG has been nerfed. It's gonna be really rare to find a Human Player with 100 IQ.

[@Tenger.]

whats pretty cool is the devs are working on a sequel. its called "mars" it will have mains that live in the toxic water layers and beneath the surface there are caves filled with potential spawns for new mains.

[@sadmansadat]

Thanks KZbin for Recommending it after 4 years

[@HydrallUrakan]

This is a pretty depressing video overall. I hope this patch gets reverted quickly, before it damages the playerbase too much.

[@CugelTheClever458]

The community is toxic. The game should be shut down.

[@MozzieWozzie]

The best way to solve problems with the current meta is by forcing the best S tier out of the game becaise it has been on a killstreak for way too long and we need to shut it down 🙃

[@j4streamzz]

We got nerfed

[@kababdadkababmom8805]

I am a cat main and I dont care tbh gg wp ez

[@5H4D3]

Tbh, humans could do with a bit more nerfs to the player count. We have more and more players who only spend the bare minimum into intelligence and just throw away the leftover points because they "don't need them", would be nice to have a patch that focuses on weeding out these players, maybe force them to swap to a house cat or something more fitting for them.

[@jamescornell5297]

- Rat’s have also been getting buffed with more poison resistance skills because humans keep subjecting them to more new and different poisons. - Elephants are giving up their tusk trait so humans don’t hunt them as much. - Snow owls are becoming more rare while brown owls are becoming more common.

[@yackk9474]

Rat's what?

[@lillyie]

@@yackk9474 he's probably a non native speaker

[@martianunlimited]

What about bacteria and their antibiotic resistance stats... Bacteria mains are almost ready to take back the server from human mains.... But I hope that the devs do not notice that we have been spending all our evolution points in this and give humans a new buff, or launch the dreaded gamma ray burst reset ...

[@DarkRobotics]

@@martianunlimited -when bacteria upgrades their antibiotic resistance stat, they'll start to lose their bacteriophage resistant stats, meaning they'll have to decide whether human antibiotics or bacteriophages are a bigger threat

[@ultimatedude5686]

@@DarkRobotics They can't put points into both abilities.

[@austinrimel1150]

The most accurate thing here is that cats have us on their party instead of the other way around.

[@Zequax]

incredible how relevant this video still is 4 years after it was made

[@redshots5275]

Man, hearing you talk about Outside™ will never get old.

[@manthe3711]

And apparently, it's a Blizzard game 0:19

[@Vgamer311]

Kind of like all those amphibians.

[@schweckel5332]

What Game are you talking about... but to be honest it sounds like it would suck

[@nathanporter7985]

Schweckel yeah the graphics are unparalleled and it’s a mmorpg but there’s very limited function

[@LimeyLassen]

Great, just what we need. A parasite meta. Just when raccoons were finally catching a break for once.

[@josephs9303]

Limey Lassen found the raccoon main

[@Ass-ct5tp]

@ Cameron W. Have you seen raccoon hands? They’re on there way

[@StarryxNight5]

yeah no one likes parasite mains. honestly i think the devs have too much of a workload cause otherwise no sane person would make a patch this bad

[@trazyianajones456]

@@cjstrashvideoemporium6484 you mean oceania server

[@pilot_bruh576]

its nice to see animals are adapting

[@lgnormalyay9514]

I love how this is like a game

[@twentyneleafyfangirls1616]

Other leg reveal when?

[@TierZoo]

10M subs

[@wishmaker7863]

@@TierZoo We can make that happen.

[@malcolmgrant13]

@@TierZoo assemble the forbidden one!

[@MajkaSrajka]

hairy boi

[@somberflight]

boi thats a thin leg..

[@monkeman2954]

The devs have buffed the “virus” class again.

[@silentspeaker8352]

It's no big surprise, virus class players have hard time during the last years due to human leveling up in medicine. Devs are trying to bring ballance every 100 years I think. See patches from 1920's and 1820's for more info

[@nitzan3782]

@@silentspeaker8352 Plus virus classes are the only ones who gave humans any real pause since they left Africa. Now that humans started crafting vaccines and specialized poisons against parasites and bacteria, there needs to be an S-tier virus to keep humans in line.

[@MrMalix]

And they also nerfed some of the human intelligence so that's nice

[@pandoratheclay]

Darth Cookie No I believe they have just made data collection give a potential to debuff intelligence for a small amount of time, which’s effect can stack

[@mak63gmail]

Since Viruses arent technically alive, do they count as AI enemies for PvE combat?

[@sleepie143]

As a house cat main with 2 humans in the party, i’m glad about getting a slight buff

[@whohacker1153]

I’m actually excited for this update been waiting for a while

[@Yeah....178]

2020 patch notes •added virus •global temperature increased •Karen's balance changes +50% rage +37% annoying +73% dumb •buffed anything dangerous and threatening to society

[@epgamer1145]

You sure these aren’t Ubisoft patch notes?

[@Eur00s]

@@epgamer1145 💀💀💀💀💀

[@deletodraw1944]

thank GOD they nerfed those bullshit human mains.

[@Eur00s]

@@deletodraw1944 when

[@axel5441]

2022 patch notes • removed virus • added server war between Ukraine and Russia • nerfed human intelligence with twitter

[@jayantiraphael8655]

This... Is the coolest fucking idea for an educational channel. Subscribed 10,000%

[@toastermcmeme3347]

Yeah

[@redirk2633]

Yup

[@afriendlycampfire260]

No swears in child friendly channel

[@deadbabyseal3356]

@@afriendlycampfire260 dont try to police people on the internet. it usually doesnt work and just makes you look like a dingus

[@mareksicinski3726]

it is an ok idea

[@outlaw3705]

Just stumbled upon this vid and it’s the greatest thing

[@TheRayzGold]

How am I only finding this channel now. This is incredible xD

[@pierson9728]

i’m so excited! did you guys hear that devs are releasing it earlier than we were expecting?

[@ciandaly4065]

Humans are getting removed from the game right now

[@bird-war]

The update is unofficial at the moment

[@eyes5204]

*WHAT* ᴴᴼᵂ

[@lintangbyanthara507]

Some of humans characters started getting permanent banned by the dev and/or heavily nerfed due to "too much" PvP, thus reducing their eusocial points and leads to breaking the game environment by exploiting unreported glitches

[@KingOfTheCrows-xj7bb]

Yeah, cant wait for the zombie crisis update. Gonna be my special character and just watch the chaos

[@dglinsma]

Devs didn't outright nerf Human INT; they just made them smart enough to change the game balance overall and effectively nerf themselves.

[@jaws1698]

Until they make a human only server.... already in beta by this player called elon musk

[@matchlockashigaru9755]

Humans will get replaced by the time of the Synthetic Dawn update, Robots could just learn much faster and don't need food.

[@amigay1816]

@@jaws1698 I heard about this Elon Musk, he's been holding the highest records in the Int Stat effectiveness recently.

[@sleepyboysaturn1365]

Yeah he may just help us all I'm rooting for the player

[@Brakvash]

@@matchlockashigaru9755 Robots use health items too, called "battery" so it very well has weaknesses apart from not possessing the "Billion years of Evolution" perks which all builds but Robots possess.

[@ass-kp4zk]

I like how they are slowly letting the players roll out the update themselves

[@MHE202]

Really sad about the amphibian builds... Tho I think axolotls can still use their quick-regen skill to survive these times. Even though they dont have a very good capture resistance

[@Nuclearburrit0]

Devs: Humans OP, better nerf clams

[@cllcccic8270]

yeah wtf man... really not looking forward to this upcoming patch

[@dkbroman]

LMAO Greninja

[@unknownherrscher]

nature's balance team is like bronze 4 in rank

[@AravindPradhyumnan]

@@cllcccic8270 I'm thinking of being a cephalopod main in the next playthrough, so I'm pretty hopeful.

[@el_mr6439]

They already created a new virus to counter them, but anyway, humans eventually will develop a cure for the Coronavirus and break the meta again

[@5up3rp3rs0n]

Tfw an actual Smash direct is announced after this came up

[@NJcrazysk8r002]

YO forreal though

[@nutshelledturtle1759]

A F T E R ?

[@kshayes6935]

@@NJcrazysk8r002 yes it is real

[@1Madlycat]

REALLY?!

[@blitszina2570]

When is the next direct?

[@sezaremadehliel5849]

This is the first time ever watching a Video of yours. Bro, This is True comedy Holy Shit!

[@instant7856]

Dude I love that he put Smash Music and Character Styles in the Vid

[@keelanmurphy9941]

"This channel can't get any more likeable" Tierzoo: lol *puts David Attenborough as poster child for humanity*

[@MegaTroubleII]

That was a smooth ad transition, I'm not even mad

[@znkhucast4447]

I didn't realize i was watching an ad until too late

[@-missklik3215]

Wait, wtf, I don't have ad block but I don't remember seeing an ad ... should I worry? xD

[@mark9099]

great patch, looking forward to it coming out

[@KizzyAmong16]

I was waiting for this patch for so long I’ve been maining octopus for 2 weeks leveling up I’m so glad they buffed them

[@lawrance3810]

I love how he just turned global warming and certain animals dying out into a game

[@TrinityCore60]

That’s one of my favorite parts of the channel. Also, it somewhat surprised me to learn that not all creatures will apparently not die out because of global climate change- just those that can’t adapt, which I guess makes sense. Also, as a fan of Splatoon, it made me happy to learn that Cephalopods will benefit from climate change. At least, in theory.

[@yesshh2952]

I mean...natural selection is basically a game, everything dies off eventually

[@Cybrtronlazr]

That Smash Bros Ultimate music makes everything sound better... I am a human main just so I can play the game when it comes out.

[@JA-nv4zb]

DIRTY HUMAN MAIN. FIGHT ME LIKE A TRUE WATERBEAR

[@bernardo8993]

Yeah, otherwise I'd go straight for the Goshawk or Harpy Eagle. Those guys are BIG time fun looking

[@fallenghost1760]

I loved the osrs healthbar and hit

[@Fireretnal]

I’ve been playing jellyfish (box type) lately and I’m glad that we got a buff

[@ElvenAngel]

This... actually kind of depressed me.

[@user-rt8sh7xt1d]

it should

[@karolkozik5918]

same.

[@nv_johan8711]

Same

[@AapoJoki]

I've always been worried about climate change, but now I feel really excited about all those upcoming changes in the meta.

[@moony5308]

Grolar bear is gonna make me fucking cry, being a codiac bear my species will be a laughing stock

[@mrpengalin8048]

As a penguin main I am still unable to fly!!??? What are these game devs doing!

[@2cashofficial]

Penguin players definitely need a buff

[@WaveOfDestiny]

Well you chose a bird like build and went to the ice servers where there is no advantage whatsoever in flying, maybe go for more swim points later

[@islootsk]

This is why I switched to Puffin. Trade in your swim points for flight.

[@PoofyKittyPants]

The devs clearly have a path for penguins and it doesn't involve flying. Wanting to be a flying antarctic pescatarian is like wanting to be a half-orc bardish rogue.

[@john-michaelcollier4409]

But flying has no benefit for them in the arctic, and it'll continue to lose benefit as more ice melts. They should really just focus on swim, perhaps even become the first purely aquatic birds.

[@juicygalaxy773]

I'm so glad I found this video.