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Brother Catelli

Brother Catelli

3 ай бұрын

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@juancarlo888
@juancarlo888 Ай бұрын
Any trouble? Just move on to the next town! Easy money.
@TonyXLXL
@TonyXLXL Ай бұрын
The Concrete Man, sequel to The Music Man.
@WilliamCortez-bc4zi
@WilliamCortez-bc4zi Ай бұрын
😂
@KylewithanL
@KylewithanL Ай бұрын
That’s what the Gypsies do! NA, Sc. If u know u know
@281skunk
@281skunk 29 күн бұрын
Lol
@drozone3658
@drozone3658 27 күн бұрын
That’s how the illegals do it
@cdv130
@cdv130 3 ай бұрын
This guy is why I don't trust contractors.
@Nirotix
@Nirotix 3 ай бұрын
The sarcasm is heavy with this one. I lost it after he said you only need two guys.
@OEF_Vet_0331
@OEF_Vet_0331 2 ай бұрын
Literally says #satire 😂
@boardskins
@boardskins 2 ай бұрын
Take the down payment and use it to finance a bigger job. Repeat.
@kenmorrisproducer
@kenmorrisproducer 2 ай бұрын
If you think this is bad, what till you meet corporations. 😂
@mrhuss4939
@mrhuss4939 2 ай бұрын
If you think that’s bad then just remember a medium sized kitchen takes maximum of 3 days for two guys to install and they’ll be charging £2500. Now the quality will be sublime However people are free to pay certain carpenters £1000 for the same job but will not have the best finish
@augustinf
@augustinf 3 ай бұрын
The owner of that home will be súper happy to see that vídeo 😂
@Danny-fs1hk
@Danny-fs1hk 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@GeneJordan
@GeneJordan 2 ай бұрын
It's probably his mom's house.
@Biscuitsgravy924
@Biscuitsgravy924 2 ай бұрын
Whoosh Right over your head lol The video is being sarcastic about the ease of concrete work
@augustinf
@augustinf 2 ай бұрын
@@Biscuitsgravy924 ok I’ll give you that.. it did indeed go right over my head 😅… It’s true that what he does on the video seems easy but probably needs high skills and knowledge. Definitely sarcasm
@Catellibrosmerchandise
@Catellibrosmerchandise 2 ай бұрын
This is your chance to redeem yourself, simply like subscribe to the channel and enjoy when people comment on the satire videos lol we need people Like you
@bazoozoo1186
@bazoozoo1186 2 ай бұрын
Concrete sarcasm with a serious voice. Makes me crack. 😅
@iviaverick52
@iviaverick52 3 ай бұрын
"You can always just show them pictures of other people's work and claim you did it" dude... lol
@kyleheron38
@kyleheron38 3 ай бұрын
I was following until that point… wtf?
@richlikeg3722
@richlikeg3722 3 ай бұрын
Fake it till you make it. Every one does it. This guy speaks truth
@user-cy1fe4gd4l
@user-cy1fe4gd4l 3 ай бұрын
That is SCUM BAG logic.
@vittocrazi
@vittocrazi 3 ай бұрын
​@@richlikeg3722 a difference between "i can do It" and claiming other people's work.
@youtubehatestruthtellers8065
@youtubehatestruthtellers8065 3 ай бұрын
Stfu. Of you can replicate the result does out really matter? Shut up​@@vittocrazi
@camorris92
@camorris92 3 ай бұрын
You know what they say if you can’t finish high school you can always finish concrete.
@BrotherCatelli
@BrotherCatelli 3 ай бұрын
We require at least a 4-year degree at our company
@boogiebearo3
@boogiebearo3 3 ай бұрын
😅😂​@@BrotherCatelli
@Randy_84
@Randy_84 3 ай бұрын
​@@BrotherCatelli *i can't tell if you're serious or not* 😂
@ClintDaligdig87
@ClintDaligdig87 3 ай бұрын
He meant 4 years for an AA
@viqtahkorir7622
@viqtahkorir7622 3 ай бұрын
​@@ClintDaligdig87😂😂😂😂 lol
@Macomac
@Macomac 7 күн бұрын
That is the most sound advice you can give to a young man/woman thinking about starting a company.
@marcoacosta5981
@marcoacosta5981 Ай бұрын
Everyone missed the joke lmao
@iq6840
@iq6840 21 күн бұрын
People don't get it anymore!!! But concrete is simple to learn!!!!!
@J11b8
@J11b8 16 күн бұрын
Oh we all get the joke, but this seems like the attitude of a majority of contractors so its actually not even really a joke
@GoBack2California
@GoBack2California 15 күн бұрын
Not even a joke bud. I know so many contractors that don't know shh but act like they do and fk shh up but they some how keep getting business. Blows my fkn mind
@RaysNewLife
@RaysNewLife 13 күн бұрын
That he didn't put any gravel down first 😂😂😂
@migmor7619
@migmor7619 8 күн бұрын
It just comes off like the truth lol
@Todo7J
@Todo7J 3 ай бұрын
This dude is a menace to society lol
@kenmorrisproducer
@kenmorrisproducer 2 ай бұрын
This dude is capitalism in a nutshell
@Fire8cooking
@Fire8cooking 2 ай бұрын
Menace or Mason lol hahaahah
@jamesrominger3850
@jamesrominger3850 2 ай бұрын
Why? He faked it till he made it and he actually does have some experience now so he doesn't have to lie anymore. He did what he had to do to become successful. Sometimes it be like that🤷
@Dean543-cc3fd
@Dean543-cc3fd 2 ай бұрын
No, he’s just a piece of crap
@m.jemison764
@m.jemison764 3 ай бұрын
Troll level 1000
@thegingedingo6608
@thegingedingo6608 2 ай бұрын
Facts
@pseudonymn
@pseudonymn 2 ай бұрын
The one true thread in this whole comments section. People's sarcasm and parody filters must be broken.
@goudanomics
@goudanomics 2 ай бұрын
Hello, other folks with sense. 😂😂
@goudanomics
@goudanomics 2 ай бұрын
Bruh their replies to each comment is hilariously sarcastic
@xeptix
@xeptix 2 ай бұрын
The number of people who don't realize this is ragebait is kind of astonishing
@samamber6699
@samamber6699 Ай бұрын
Satire guys. It’s satire.
@rpvitiello
@rpvitiello Ай бұрын
Unfortunately in today’s world, you never know when someone might actually be serious. 😂
@adamrandles4055
@adamrandles4055 Ай бұрын
Yeah, could well be. Poor delivery if so. Better at concrete than comedy this chap.
@reconnectdoo3194
@reconnectdoo3194 Ай бұрын
Pressure washer for exposed aggregate isn't satire, that is exactly sentence in video. "even if you never done it before" "faked till it make it"
@stoparret
@stoparret Ай бұрын
🤫
@user-cy1fe4gd4l
@user-cy1fe4gd4l Ай бұрын
No its not, because there's no comedy in representing what most contractors actually do.
@eldorado111
@eldorado111 2 ай бұрын
Bro has a degree in trolling lol
@d0nn13m0n0
@d0nn13m0n0 3 ай бұрын
My daughters are 4& 6. They just cleared $12k doing a stamped patio. 2 days work. Easy money.
@BrotherCatelli
@BrotherCatelli 3 ай бұрын
Super easy money
@user-hx8rk8nt2y
@user-hx8rk8nt2y 3 ай бұрын
BS no one ganna pay a 4 year old😂
@GayActorMichaelDouglas666
@GayActorMichaelDouglas666 3 ай бұрын
@@user-hx8rk8nt2ywhat?! You really don’t think a 4 and 6 year old did a stamped patio in two days? Is it because they are women? sexist
@Fmc_Devil
@Fmc_Devil 3 ай бұрын
@@user-hx8rk8nt2yis you slow
@studentaccount345
@studentaccount345 3 ай бұрын
​@user-hx8rk8nt2y how can you be so sure?
@joelrussell1662
@joelrussell1662 3 ай бұрын
I poured concrete for 30yrs in Buffalo ny area. Foundations & Flatwork. There is nothing easy about concrete. Everything is super heavy. It’s grueling work.
@Christoph-sd3zi
@Christoph-sd3zi 3 ай бұрын
It's a young man's game
@ja60123
@ja60123 3 ай бұрын
My back knees and hips agree with the Buffalo dude
@texasflood1295
@texasflood1295 3 ай бұрын
I don’t think this guy is doing any of the real work. Hard work doesn’t sound like his style.
@crakerjack3919
@crakerjack3919 3 ай бұрын
Facts
@trubbelsum9908
@trubbelsum9908 3 ай бұрын
Absolutely.
@maskedduelist1380
@maskedduelist1380 Ай бұрын
This satire was so good I thought it was real the first time
@tomoneill2645
@tomoneill2645 2 ай бұрын
The people who know he’s not being serious 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
@tuanas458
@tuanas458 13 күн бұрын
Nah there's alot of truth in what he's saying.
@michaelmcmanus5196
@michaelmcmanus5196 3 ай бұрын
How to run a legit scam in construction part one.
@lifestyleisa
@lifestyleisa 2 ай бұрын
With a job well done
@hectorhernandez8730
@hectorhernandez8730 2 ай бұрын
Aye atleast they got what they paid for 😂, apple does the same ❤
@thinkgood7412
@thinkgood7412 2 ай бұрын
Lol
@olerocker3470
@olerocker3470 2 ай бұрын
You should run for office, you'd fit right in ...
@ChandlerBinge
@ChandlerBinge 2 ай бұрын
I reckon he should get into roofing next, looks pretty straightforward 😂
@SierraStrengthTV
@SierraStrengthTV 2 ай бұрын
He's a mini gavin newsom.
@michellegrimm5487
@michellegrimm5487 23 күн бұрын
I'm a woman and this guy is why I do all my dyi Jobs. Don't waiste your money on contractors . Concrete is easy.. never Pay thieves.
@liambennion9627
@liambennion9627 5 күн бұрын
D y i ?
@angellas.1314
@angellas.1314 3 күн бұрын
Totally agree! Easy anyone can do it, why pay this conman.
@JDillon-qd7fh
@JDillon-qd7fh 3 күн бұрын
Y'all aren't doing no concrete 🤣 made me smile this morning though 😀
@JohnaFactsDontCare...
@JohnaFactsDontCare... 19 сағат бұрын
Seriously? I'm a 56 yr old single female with a horse ranch and fixer upper home. (More fixer than upper) I have a serious issue asking for help, and do everything myself, from replacing my tractor's hydraulics, to reroofing the house to add a metal roof and 12'x60' porch. It's a toss up... Some days I'm elated by my results, some days suicidal, or at least ready to strike a match and walk away. But I have horses, which means never having to buy a ladder! They're awesome, until they walk away, eating grass and I have to figure out a way down. Lol
@M00T3N
@M00T3N 13 күн бұрын
It took me until the end to learn this was satire lol god damn
@gerardoreyes721
@gerardoreyes721 2 ай бұрын
This person ethics are a good example of how NOT TO BE.
@woroGaming
@woroGaming 2 ай бұрын
Read the tags in the title 😉
@sprankthetank
@sprankthetank 2 ай бұрын
Says satire, learn to read
@woroGaming
@woroGaming 2 ай бұрын
To be fair, I only read the tags when I started to get pissed off at the voice -over
@gloxxxx
@gloxxxx 2 ай бұрын
maybe that’s why it says satire, smooth brain
@Its_Esoteric
@Its_Esoteric Ай бұрын
This mindset is literally most companies
@J0HN_3_16
@J0HN_3_16 3 ай бұрын
Promoting fraud is never a good idea. I feel bad for the victims of this scammer.
@Andy-pr5be
@Andy-pr5be 3 ай бұрын
hes being sarcastic....i hope
@slapskate
@slapskate 3 ай бұрын
He probably only screwed up the 1st few jobs & he's a pro now. Ya gotta start somewhere!
@skankhunt3624
@skankhunt3624 3 ай бұрын
​@@slapskateand that somewhere was liesville.
@atedinahalf6288
@atedinahalf6288 3 ай бұрын
​​ @skankhunt3624 You should politically pursue him you leftie. Get him for the sense of humor and wrong thought.
@nofurtherwest3474
@nofurtherwest3474 3 ай бұрын
I can't tell if he's being serious or trolling. i think maybe trolling but idk
@LeonMakovich
@LeonMakovich 5 күн бұрын
I love the Satire. As a Contractor this man is speaking facts. You don’t even need tools. Just use your hands.
@jamespearce5949
@jamespearce5949 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂 please don’t stop. My friggin sides hurt
@Somebody2687
@Somebody2687 2 ай бұрын
How half of contractors got started 😂
@ah-rr1lk
@ah-rr1lk Ай бұрын
You damn right lol
@terrorzacktyl
@terrorzacktyl Ай бұрын
This is kind of smart though. Tell people how easy it is and let them jump into the business and mess a lot of jobs up then this guy comes in and makes bank fixing that work. This guys team obviously knows what they're doing.
@daviedood2503
@daviedood2503 2 ай бұрын
I worked concrete.. this man be bull-shtn son 🤣🔥
@BrotherCatelli
@BrotherCatelli 2 ай бұрын
Worked? Like past tense?
@daviedood2503
@daviedood2503 2 ай бұрын
@@BrotherCatelli yeah I was 22 at the time, did it for a few years in Cali then moved to Texas. Ended up doing a work from home making better money and don't have to deal w traffic at 6 am for 2 hours 🤣
@tonyalston4838
@tonyalston4838 2 ай бұрын
​@@daviedood2503how did you start working from home ?
@bidensniffsithuntersmokesi9413
@bidensniffsithuntersmokesi9413 2 ай бұрын
Can anyone get that work from home job? 😊
@anthonyortegon229
@anthonyortegon229 2 ай бұрын
⁠@@daviedood2503 Fellow entrepreneur and Texan here. Would you be willing to share what type of work from home job you are doing?
@levelupgaming4062
@levelupgaming4062 Ай бұрын
Dude is definitely trolling victory lmfao
@CraigVersheck
@CraigVersheck 15 күн бұрын
I have that thought too. For the jokes its hilarious then.
@JMc.D
@JMc.D Ай бұрын
I actually appreciate his honesty 😂
@KING-FU
@KING-FU 3 ай бұрын
The only aspect of doing concrete / masonry work that’s EASY… is talking about it. 😅
@Fatenarr
@Fatenarr 3 ай бұрын
“Takes very little skill” maybe for your quality of work. what a slap in the face.
@domdraper3221
@domdraper3221 2 ай бұрын
Does take very little skill what are you on?
@Fatenarr
@Fatenarr 2 ай бұрын
@@domdraper3221 your mom
@AEM479
@AEM479 2 ай бұрын
😭😭😭😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@NofirstnameNolastname
@NofirstnameNolastname 2 ай бұрын
​@@Fatenarrthat also takes little skill
@machinemaker2248
@machinemaker2248 2 ай бұрын
In the pinned comment he states it's satire. He's making fun of the fakers.
@cathalkeane-breslin8992
@cathalkeane-breslin8992 Ай бұрын
You look tired Colin, hope you not too worn out. Absolutely massive fan of all you do. Hope your on the winning side of all the projects you have going on. All the best
@BrotherCatelli
@BrotherCatelli Ай бұрын
Who is Colin lol
@Mr_Kenneth
@Mr_Kenneth 2 ай бұрын
Haha. Glad you read my best seller "Blag and Bullshit 'Till yoi make it!"
@tonydobek8908
@tonydobek8908 3 ай бұрын
Fake it until you make it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's 80% of the United States, right now
@marcinarndt7945
@marcinarndt7945 3 ай бұрын
With the UK, not far behind 😂
@chudleyflusher7132
@chudleyflusher7132 2 ай бұрын
Republicans. People with zero education or expertise.
@oscaravila2481
@oscaravila2481 2 ай бұрын
I agree
@psycho8927
@psycho8927 2 ай бұрын
Always has been
@paloma_lopez
@paloma_lopez 2 ай бұрын
Hmm idk why harris K comes to mind 😂
@MrBkshorty
@MrBkshorty 2 ай бұрын
So lie about everything cause that’s the RIGHT thing to do. That’s why this country is the way it is
@thegingedingo6608
@thegingedingo6608 2 ай бұрын
IS A JOKE
@MrBkshorty
@MrBkshorty 2 ай бұрын
To be honest it’s true joke or not
@MrBkshorty
@MrBkshorty 2 ай бұрын
@@thegingedingo6608 (insert sarcasm) thanks for your contribution to the world being screwed up
@MrKelbizzle
@MrKelbizzle Ай бұрын
NGL, you had me in the first part. I almost started a concrete business. Thanks for the #satire tag.
@user-dw4gc2bb7g
@user-dw4gc2bb7g Ай бұрын
😂 worked concreting for years in my early 40s and am broke up with injuries. But i loved the hard graft in the elements 😮
@garrykennedy5484
@garrykennedy5484 3 ай бұрын
His satire is difficult to detect, but it's there.
@its_jimbooh_no6572
@its_jimbooh_no6572 3 ай бұрын
His satire is also how a lot of people think. Granted those businesses don’t last long he’s not wrong about the way some people go about it.
@McNottagoose
@McNottagoose 2 ай бұрын
Agreed, but... poe's law
@charlesloomis2224
@charlesloomis2224 2 ай бұрын
I caught the satire. There is nothing easy about being skilled in what you do. It takes years to obtain the skills that makes what you do look easy. “You just charged me X for 15 minutes of work.” “Yeah, but it took me X years to learn what I just didn’t in 15 minutes.”
@YogaHippie70
@YogaHippie70 2 ай бұрын
Oh yea I am usually good with sarcasm lol totally missed it here. Just sounded rude!
@dogfacedponysoldier5971
@dogfacedponysoldier5971 2 ай бұрын
😂 dude is hilarious
@kevintewey1157
@kevintewey1157 3 ай бұрын
Struggling with the sarcasm; had to make sure 😂 sheesh
@mcminn94
@mcminn94 Ай бұрын
The amount of people that think this guy is actually a scammer is worrying, beautiful job lad
@HesterMgmtGroup
@HesterMgmtGroup 2 ай бұрын
God tier trolling
@zaddy83
@zaddy83 3 ай бұрын
Dude isn't even using rebar chairs lol
@DOWNTOWN_AUDIO
@DOWNTOWN_AUDIO 3 ай бұрын
Neither did we at the first company I worked for lol!! He didn't use them for the first 6 months haha!
@optimoprimo132
@optimoprimo132 2 ай бұрын
No one uses chairs. It is easier to hook the bars as you go especially if you cant pour every section.
@zaddy83
@zaddy83 2 ай бұрын
@@optimoprimo132 bruh for like a walkway or patio ok that would work, but if you’re pouring a load bearing slab like in a garage, it’s best to use the chairs.
@niklasleandr
@niklasleandr 2 ай бұрын
@@zaddy83 Well they are making walkway in video... Guys on video know what they are doing
@jimwest4060
@jimwest4060 10 күн бұрын
Guys always wana sit down on the job
@HoveyFarms
@HoveyFarms 3 ай бұрын
He's not wrong
@da4dim
@da4dim 2 ай бұрын
Well, he's certainly not right, morally or ethically,,he may not be wrong,but he definitely a cowboy conman,, luckily some of us have integrity, although finding out who,can be done the hard way,or the costly way.
@innerwoven_family
@innerwoven_family 2 ай бұрын
Haha
@stephenbachand6223
@stephenbachand6223 2 ай бұрын
​@da4dim you are absolutely correct this is what makes the rest of us look bad this guy will be outta bussiness the first big job he ruins
@da4dim
@da4dim 2 ай бұрын
@@stephenbachand6223 There's a lot of them about,what they lack in conscience they make up for with their audacity.
@bryanmontello5702
@bryanmontello5702 2 ай бұрын
Absolutely, I just hate concrete. I'm pretty sure you still need a contractors license. At least in my state
@BirdwellingtonAmalgamation
@BirdwellingtonAmalgamation 2 ай бұрын
Concrete is easy money? Yeah... we can tell you haven't been doing it long. 😂
@SamSolasdonSaol
@SamSolasdonSaol 14 күн бұрын
You forgot how awesome daily concrete boogers are! 😂😂😂
@DanielMillbank
@DanielMillbank 2 ай бұрын
Funny how many people don’t get that this is satire. It’s even tagged as such! Concrete is not easy work, and this guy knows it.
@stellviahohenheim
@stellviahohenheim 2 ай бұрын
Rules for the internet never assume someone is joking unless they tell you so
@goon009
@goon009 2 ай бұрын
Boomers...it's just the boomers
@goon009
@goon009 2 ай бұрын
​@@stellviahohenheimit's the boomer's, just them
@eight8muzik
@eight8muzik 2 ай бұрын
​@@goon009that's rich coming from an account that is 16 years old. Dude, you're probably in your 40's and talk about boomers...
@goon009
@goon009 2 ай бұрын
@@eight8muzik even if I was 40 that still wouldn't make me a boomer I would be part of the silent generation the children of the Boomers. I myself am a millennial I am a child of the silent generation Boomers were my grandparents. Do some reading u will sound less dumb on the internet
@Joe-jv5mm
@Joe-jv5mm 3 ай бұрын
Concrete Contractors are having Epileptic seizures 🤬
@scoobydooby6180
@scoobydooby6180 3 ай бұрын
One of my childhood friends dad is in concrete and my friend would get seizures all the time. Then he went into concrete too, but idk if he still gets them
@lisaguineau149
@lisaguineau149 3 ай бұрын
What’s it from? Something in the concrete?
@RioGirl16
@RioGirl16 2 ай бұрын
What?! 🤔
@EikottXD
@EikottXD 2 ай бұрын
​@@RioGirl16what don't you understand?
@RioGirl16
@RioGirl16 2 ай бұрын
@@EikottXD the original comment and Scoobydooby6180 response to it. They made it sound like working with concrete and seizures are somehow related 🤷🏻‍♀️😂
@coleelborne2565
@coleelborne2565 22 күн бұрын
As an experienced commercial contractor this is an absolute blast of a video. I love the sarcasm! This guy is awesome. Keep pouring brother. Please try to pour your own concrete guys! It’s easy!!😅
@user-nc8gi5ti3w
@user-nc8gi5ti3w Ай бұрын
You almost got me until the end. Too funny.
@GankTown
@GankTown 2 ай бұрын
Imagine being the customer coming across this short 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@user-jr8te4so1d
@user-jr8te4so1d 2 ай бұрын
I “faked it until I made it” and now that I actually know what I’m doing, it’s not going too bad. 🤣🤣👍
@nursenic03
@nursenic03 3 күн бұрын
My family has done concrete for 4 generations. Hacks like your ruin it for everyone
@sethgnade3530
@sethgnade3530 14 күн бұрын
Not gonna lie you had me in the 1st half
@smorefirewood
@smorefirewood 3 ай бұрын
Easy peasy. Just tell that to my neck and back.
@-Baikal-
@-Baikal- 2 ай бұрын
Lmao at the comment section taking the hook, line, sinker and the entire fishing rod as well 😂
@BrotherCatelli
@BrotherCatelli 2 ай бұрын
😆😆
@lkkrv00rm3
@lkkrv00rm3 21 күн бұрын
Its no bait, its literally the truth.. my 4 year old can lay mud. Dont make this a sience project, its just mud.
@MamaMudskipper
@MamaMudskipper 14 күн бұрын
Too true to be funny.
@EzekielBrockmann
@EzekielBrockmann 13 күн бұрын
Who doesn't like to hit the club fishing, and also love it when the fish to take their entire rod.
@aboogie797
@aboogie797 9 күн бұрын
I got the joke after the fact. Its just in the comments you can tell he’s touching a sore spot for a lot of folks. It’s just happening too damn much out here nowadays to be funny. Everybody has similar stories of these situations that this guy seems to take too lightly. People are fed up. 🫤
@sirifimay
@sirifimay 2 ай бұрын
My guy just gave out all the secrets
@Sorrus-B4lyfe
@Sorrus-B4lyfe Күн бұрын
This is the worst business promotion ever…
@danielmiller9066
@danielmiller9066 3 ай бұрын
This gave me a good laugh. Thank You Sir! 😂
@Bingy111
@Bingy111 3 ай бұрын
They clearly have lots of concrete experience. Doesn’t look like the work of a guy who just picked it up out of nowhere.
@khankhattak8
@khankhattak8 Ай бұрын
He said concrete is always gona crack anyway well not after one day 😂😂😂
@Lyrehcsoulhealing2
@Lyrehcsoulhealing2 2 ай бұрын
Lol smoothing out concrete made me want to pull my hair out
@bashkillszombies
@bashkillszombies 3 ай бұрын
That is EVERY foreign tradesman in Australia. Every time there's a government subsidy on something, Habib and his rental ute become experts in that one trade. He throws eight of his cousins in the back and off he goes to his new trade with no paperwork.
@realtriple7allday
@realtriple7allday 2 ай бұрын
This is the case here in the U.S as well, when I was an apprentice I was partnered up with different workers by the foreman who trained me, and was told if the can't work as fast as me they shouldn't be here working. This was just so they couldn't fake it till they make it. But homeowners have no idea what is going on till payment is secured and then it's too late!
@orwellianyoutube8978
@orwellianyoutube8978 2 ай бұрын
You’re just mad they beat you to it.
@domdraper3221
@domdraper3221 2 ай бұрын
The biggest cowboys in Australia are the Australians.
@lzrdwzrd999
@lzrdwzrd999 2 ай бұрын
​@@domdraper3221Habib is just displaying the traditional Aussie "have a go" attitude, you love to see it
@Hbk-gc7st
@Hbk-gc7st 2 ай бұрын
Awww, look at you. Calling Habib the fore8gner, while I bet you aren't native to Aussie as well. It's not Habib's fault that you suck, not taking any accountability of how your life worked out.
@cyris8403
@cyris8403 2 ай бұрын
Fake it until someone sues you.
@chalkylover
@chalkylover 2 ай бұрын
These brokies don’t have enough money to hire lawyers
@gtcam723
@gtcam723 2 ай бұрын
I can actually feel the sarcasm in this one
@agavebob3462
@agavebob3462 2 ай бұрын
Man, you have got to be the best REVERSE TROLL with these shorts. I just "crack up" at all the PROfessionals who go off the deep end not realizing your "level" of sarcasm. Keep up the shorts!!
@11mimiriri
@11mimiriri Ай бұрын
:-))))) True
@adamr5347
@adamr5347 Ай бұрын
The absolute precision and beauty of the finished product should really give it away.
@canadianroot
@canadianroot 2 ай бұрын
I got my Ph.D. in toaster repair from a Gravy League university online, and I’m clearing 6 feet in high heels. Like taking candy from a baby.
@KalidBokar
@KalidBokar Ай бұрын
🤑🤑🤑🤑
@Joesnewkicks
@Joesnewkicks Ай бұрын
you had me at toaster ❤
@robbglow
@robbglow Ай бұрын
You're hired.
@harley475
@harley475 4 күн бұрын
“ get pics online & tellem you did that ??????”
@user-zs1ud1tu5s
@user-zs1ud1tu5s 2 ай бұрын
The level of inner troll it took to create this narration is diabolical!
@19993gt
@19993gt 3 ай бұрын
After watching this I’ve started my own concrete demolition and hauling service. Please feel free to comment here for any inquiries
@d0nn13m0n0
@d0nn13m0n0 3 ай бұрын
Did we really land on the moon?
@BrotherCatelli
@BrotherCatelli 3 ай бұрын
Absolutely 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
@ShowMeWhatINeedToKnow
@ShowMeWhatINeedToKnow 3 ай бұрын
@@d0nn13m0n0 - No
@American1776free
@American1776free 3 ай бұрын
Dude, you’re giving away all my secrets!!!! 😂😂
@pacerplus8094
@pacerplus8094 2 ай бұрын
the fact people this this is serious is so funny
@Scotford_Maconochie
@Scotford_Maconochie Ай бұрын
Bro graduated from mcdonalds toilets
@alarriag1
@alarriag1 2 ай бұрын
You have a natural talent for sarcasm. BTW, nice concrete work!
@BrotherCatelli
@BrotherCatelli 2 ай бұрын
I appreciate that!
@Frank-os6gq
@Frank-os6gq Ай бұрын
​@@BrotherCatelli the problem is it doesnt sound like sarcasm, itvsounds real cause so many people do timhis exact thing and ruin and rip off customers. This sounds real not like sarcasm i thought it was real cause ive seen this and known people like this .
@marcrodriguez4830
@marcrodriguez4830 2 ай бұрын
He’s being sarcastic. This guys work is top notch
@cookiemonster3522
@cookiemonster3522 Күн бұрын
Love the sarcasm in this. Great work guys.
@88balloonsonthewall70
@88balloonsonthewall70 Ай бұрын
Postponing my new driveway for 5 years after watching this! :D
@Black_Dirt_Contractor
@Black_Dirt_Contractor 3 ай бұрын
If you ever decide to stop making satire videos, it's going to be very hard to tell that you're serious. You do great work either way (judging from the toilet seat). But I'd like to see one day you making serious videos. Not that I want to pick up a trowel, just for the knowledge.
@BrotherCatelli
@BrotherCatelli 3 ай бұрын
You know that's actually a really good point. The only thing that I've noticed is videos that are controversial are the only ones that get views. And right now for some reason the algorithm likes me. Maybe if I hit 50k subscribers I'll do private videos of showing the real work to members
@Black_Dirt_Contractor
@Black_Dirt_Contractor 3 ай бұрын
@@BrotherCatelli I think you're right. People love to hate more than they care to agree. One video I posted I called people idiots for doing something I really disagree with. It's my most watched video. But ones that I actually try to make good points, not near as many views. Keep it up. Great material.
@garrykennedy5484
@garrykennedy5484 3 ай бұрын
@@Black_Dirt_Contractor I don't know if it's hate for most, but sure seem to love the chance to criticize others to distract from their own lives being crappy. Makes them feel better about themselves. It's kind of a public service. LOL
@Black_Dirt_Contractor
@Black_Dirt_Contractor 3 ай бұрын
@garrykennedy5484 you're right about that. Maybe it's the wrong word, but charlatan comes to mind.
@stevegraham3817
@stevegraham3817 3 ай бұрын
Just make sure you put all of that profit in the bank because half of the concreters can't work past 45yrs old, and in the 35 years that I've been in the workforce, I can't say that I've more than 2 or 3 over the age of 55yrs. Back in the good old days, once the knees and back gave out there was project management, site supervisor, purchasing/procurement and safety officer and some other office and management positions to move into, but those have all been fast track into diversity and women in construction positions, So to all of tired, sore and injured over 50s blokes, sorry, but you are on your own these days.
@chriswatts6629
@chriswatts6629 2 ай бұрын
I'm almost 57 n pour crete , lay stone,brick n block. 5 days a week.
@nicoleowens2318
@nicoleowens2318 2 ай бұрын
This is so sad to me. My stepdad worked construction from his teens into his 40's then went to college but never could get his start. He told my sister and I when we were young not to be "stupid" like him and go to school sooner, that he worked like that so we wouldn't have to. Every day he came home in pain, covered in sweat, dust and sometimes blood. At the end of his life he wound up cleaning offices. He was actually the most brilliant, humble, loving, complex and amazing man I ever knew. He died at 52 of cancer. I wish there was something else for men like him, some other fate. It was magical the way he built things. The world would literally fall apart without people like him and other construction/concrete/line/road/etc workers. They should be protected while they work and when they can no longer. This country is a disgrace. We celebrate the useless and throw away the backbones of our society like they are nothing. It's time to turn this around and start recognizing the "little" man. He was everything to us. There are many "Joey's" out there that deserve support.
@SheThe1Who
@SheThe1Who 2 ай бұрын
​@@nicoleowens2318❤💯❤️
@technomickdocumentalist2495
@technomickdocumentalist2495 2 ай бұрын
@@nicoleowens2318 Your dad was a good man. 💯🙏
@nicoleowens2318
@nicoleowens2318 2 ай бұрын
@@technomickdocumentalist2495 the best ❤️
@stuart8219
@stuart8219 2 ай бұрын
If you drive d stakes down past your boards you don’t have 2x4 sticking up in your way of finishing the concrete lol. This video had me laughing!!!
@CreatorsExpress
@CreatorsExpress 26 күн бұрын
Asking as you brush the concrete, there will be no cracks and your customer will be happy 😂
@DCAZPER
@DCAZPER 2 ай бұрын
Sounds like the way the medical field is now
@eddiebernays514
@eddiebernays514 3 ай бұрын
What's really funny is there's a guy on YT who literally says this shit
@Sercer25
@Sercer25 2 ай бұрын
This is comedy gold
@jimwest4060
@jimwest4060 10 күн бұрын
People saying this a troll but its actually an accurate description of what you can expect from most builders
@1978Trevino
@1978Trevino 2 ай бұрын
You can always tell a good concrete finisher from a bad one. Knowing where to place your beauty marks and it should never crack
@LovelessRanch
@LovelessRanch 2 ай бұрын
All jokes aside…. Either you haven’t been in the concrete business long or you’re just stupid. I’m guessing both. Concrete should never crack huh?
@jessethomaswv
@jessethomaswv 3 ай бұрын
This shit is so inspiring frfr
@floridamxboys4521
@floridamxboys4521 Ай бұрын
Saul Goodman of contractors
@hidros1461
@hidros1461 2 ай бұрын
He's not lying though😂
@wheresglide8835
@wheresglide8835 3 ай бұрын
Satire guys. Hes being satirical.
@dign111
@dign111 3 ай бұрын
Yes, concrete is easy. My ass I did concrete work one the hardest Damn things I have ever done
@ColtonBarnett-fw5wj
@ColtonBarnett-fw5wj 3 ай бұрын
It’s only easy if your the boss🤣 and there the boss lol
@Duhshiznick
@Duhshiznick Ай бұрын
"They are com'in ta get ya, they're com'in ta get ya...."
@justingenglish
@justingenglish Ай бұрын
haha, my facial expressions through this spanned all emotional spectra!
@tommyfrancis7174
@tommyfrancis7174 3 ай бұрын
Best one yet
@user-en5ht3yr5z
@user-en5ht3yr5z 3 ай бұрын
How did you start off in regards to machinery. ie Bobcat, in other words how did you break the dirt or how did you remove old concrete. Thanks in advance
@BrotherCatelli
@BrotherCatelli 3 ай бұрын
Cat 307.5
@boone7777777777
@boone7777777777 2 ай бұрын
I know its supposed to be satire but some of that is legit good advice.
@BetaFax
@BetaFax 2 ай бұрын
Honestly, these videos are a real benefit 😂
@chrisschaeffer9661
@chrisschaeffer9661 3 ай бұрын
I noticed tou didnt mention yoir business name. After that, I wouldnt either.
@neillynnez342
@neillynnez342 3 ай бұрын
I bet some people will frog up a few slabs from the motivation you give. 😂 I was a concrete laborer a few years and u wouldn't believe how easy it is to roll a edge or dig into finishing.
@jesuswoke3720
@jesuswoke3720 22 күн бұрын
The satire in this video is amazing! Good jorb homestar. 🎉
@NawYeDidnae
@NawYeDidnae 2 ай бұрын
Shit, you had me right up the last second. Well played, sir.
@BrotherCatelli
@BrotherCatelli 2 ай бұрын
Most people didn't catch it at all!
@NawYeDidnae
@NawYeDidnae 2 ай бұрын
@@BrotherCatelli you played it too well. I was watching like: "Oh ok, I'm listening" "Ok got it" "Wait, that was a bit of a shitty thing to say" "Wait, what" "Fuck this guy!" "Ohhhh.....oh, you got me you bastard" 😅
@michixinqq
@michixinqq 2 ай бұрын
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, DOES NOBODY HERE KNOW WHAT SARCASM IS
@brownwarrior6867
@brownwarrior6867 Ай бұрын
Jesus doesn’t.
@habibifather7681
@habibifather7681 Ай бұрын
​@@brownwarrior6867 he's too busy cutting grass.
@habibifather7681
@habibifather7681 Ай бұрын
Nobody does.
@Charles_N_Charge
@Charles_N_Charge Ай бұрын
We know what sarcasm is, but taking the Lord's name in vain is no laughing matter. Please repent of your blasphemy and turn to Jesus as your Lord and Savior. Praying for you brother.
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