Eastenders: The six bury Keanu under the Cafe

[@fairlyvague82]

Lol at Sharon still in her wedding dress. You’d think she at least pull on some sweats to dump the body but hey, it’s Eastenders after all 🤣

[@PritchardDirector]

dean just chilling in the vic whilst this all unfolds 😂

[@shaneryan7417]

He’s probably having a few beers I know I would 🤣

[@muppetsshowupatspeakerscor579]

Nah

[@bigdadda3863]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-sv3qs5rv7p]

Hes definitely gunna blackmail Linda.

[@shaneryan7417]

@@user-sv3qs5rv7p unless Linda kills him to keep him quite

[@stuartcumings8026]

New property will go up where the cafe was and they find the body…. Call it “keanu’s Cafe”

[@shandiamapp3470]

Yeah. That really shows. How much . She cared for him.

[@liamkelleher6279]

All in heels running across the square with a dead body …. it definitely has Wysteria Lane/Desperate Housewives feels 👠

[@louwinters508]

The plan is so stupid. 😂

[@manvirshergill1739]

What would you do that in that situation, you would be so scared and you'd think illogically.

[@minibates1232]

@@manvirshergill1739I would’ve just blamed it on nish say he tried to drag his ex wife out of there keanu stepped in nish stabbed keanu then Denise grabbed the bottle and hit nish in self defense

[@moeyr6]

they should've just gone with the truth

[@user-tx3ho6fl3s]

So Walford has no cameras that would have caught the group taking the body from the Vic to the Café?

[@liamkelleher6279]

How many people have been killed by that queens bust and they still have no cameras 🎥 😂

[@andybrookes3519]

Of course they got cameras, they just turn them off when something dodgy is happening 😂

[@ahmedst5735]

@@andybrookes3519 exactly like Theo posting staceys onlyfans pictures around the square like where is the cctv cameras

[@gloriempaka9474]

It's like a Chicago gas station all the cameras are broken 😂😂

[@s.l.l2001]

Yeah I feel like a lot of TV Shows/Movies should Take This Into account more, people get away With all sorts of Crimes because Of No cameras which may not happen irl. Might be a little different in Gangster type Shows as the characters could be wearing masks or commit a crime in a remote location But Not On EE

[@stevenwilcox8631]

Even though it was Linda that killed Keanu, Sharon played a huge part in his death, when you think about. For most of the year, she used Albie to play on Keanu's emotions, selfishly kept the paternity of her son a secret and then tried to provoke him at the Vic. It doesn't take someone long to be pushed so far that they end up snapping back. It wouldn't surprise me, if they don't play this out long enough that Nish will end up being arrested for Keanu's death, given they buried his body in that disused cafe.

[@lukedaley17]

Bernie is also to blame for Keanu’s demise. Selling him out like that to Phil thinking it would bring Karen and Mitch back home.

[@tessy28]

​​​@@lukedaley17 Bernie is an idiot but Karen and Mitch are so thoughtless and terrible parents. They couldn't even leave that girl a couple of grand to give her a headstart to take care of her bills. They made Bernie desperate herself. They just ran off with the whole 50k without a thought to how Bernie was going to manage. They knew she wouldn't be able to pay for it on her own amd yet they left her with nothing. The whole family is absolute nonsense.

[@Becksnnc]

@@lukedaley17 She is hardly to blame. The blame is on Keanu for faking Albie's kidnapping in the first place and for trying to strangle Sharon. Why are people trying to pin the blame on people that are completely oblivious of his death? Keanu brought his death onto himself.

[@robynheavner4689]

They are crazy! Disfuntional lot!

[@stevenwilcox8631]

@Becksnnc Everyone says it's men who are controlling, manipulative, and used coercive behaviour to get what they want. However, Sharon has controlled the narrative from day one when since she thought Keanu was his dad. Sharon was always unreasonable, unfairly shot down any attempt Keanu made to see Albie, and used him as a weapon to play on Keanu emotions, until the very end where she was taunting him about going to prison. So, Sharon was partly responsible for the events that unfolded.

[@calamcouzens2090]

They make keanu look like the bag guy but Sharon a complete scumbag , she let him look after albie knowing he wasn’t hes , was ready to ruin people’s life’s just to stay with him ,then said she was gonna get him done for kidnapping then he gets stabbed because he don’t want complete phychopaths looking after albie he’s or not obviously strangling Sharon after he had a mental break down😂 if he never met phill he’d still have a decent life 😅 I’m so glad I only watch these little clips now

[@wearenotthewalkingdead]

Saying you only watch these little clips make sense because if you watched it in it’s entirety and had a brain you’d realise that Keanu is absolute scum through and through. He faked her sons kidnapping and sent her fake ransom notes ffs

[@s.l.l2001]

When you think about It If Phil's Dad never killed Keeble's Dad then Keanu would be still alive, cos that was the reason he returned in the first place as Phil needed his help. Or obviously If Keanu never got with Sharon in the first place, which I and obviously most other people wouldn't have done

[@calamcouzens2090]

@me-sr7ve there’s not a single human who would see a mother murder someone with group of ladies then be threatened like she did and not react the way he did so he suppose to smile and walk of like he’s emotionless . Like that boy should be with a woman like Sharon 🤣

[@ndf9990]

​@calamcouzens2090 Strangling someone is NOT a normal reaction. Most humans would've called the cops on the ladies, not try to kill one of them. Linda was defending Sharon from a monster that pretended to kidnap a child when his first real attempt at kidnapping him didn't work. Keanu only has himself to blame.

[@calamcouzens2090]

@@ndf9990 men who have normal levels of testosterone will get violent when they get frustrated I had a mental break down. I tried to chop my paralysed from elbow down arm with a blunt axe for 20 minutes . Phill and Sharon broke him with there need to feel special and in charge. Yeah he kidnapped the kid for ransom but let’s be honest see how he was with albie he would never hurt a child even as a last resort

[@samd1571]

Oh yeah he ain't gonna be found is he just under the floorboards and the place going to be redeveloped,may as well left him out on the open.

[@AdxmPlayz]

hes hidden under a table haha

[@godofgrudge4532]

Mark my saying , next Xmas or sooner they will do the “I know what you did last Xmas” storyline. These six will start receiving threatening messages by someone who saw them. It’s such a copied storyline by that movie

[@t3mpomusic]

Keanu was trying to kill Sharon and Linda saved her life and there's multiple witnesses and evidence of strangulation around Sharon's neck and they dont call the police lol they most likely would've been fine

[@gibbcityTR]

Pisses me off how keanu is the bad guy when sharon the slapper has been hiding the fact the kid isnt keanus 😂 this whole feminsm we hate men storyline is pathetically shit

[@insertname2035]

Take your meds

[@as11sharma67]

It's the extreme wokeist BBC. They have been making snide, veiled digs at men in most episodes in the last few years.

[@michaelohara49]

There is certainly something pathetically shit around here, and it ain't Eastenders. Keanu staged the kidnapping of Albie then threw his mother under the bus to save his own skin. He also played a significant role in the death of Sharon's other son so knew exactly the pain his staged kidnapping would cause. If you think Sharom lying about Keanu being Albies dad, something she only found out about a couple of months back, is anyway close to being as bad as all that then you need help.

[@lefez9015]

​@michaelohara49 Are you forgetting that Sharon tried to kill her own husband, Ian by poisoning him? She's not so innocent herself yet she has the nerve to point fingers at others.

[@JB-qf5ep]

​@@as11sharma67 Engage your brain for one moment. Five out of these six women have been abused and raped by men, repeatedly/over long periods of time, and the one who I don't think has has lost a child and had another one kidnapped because of men, and more specifically because of the man who had his hands around her throat. I mean, they should have made it eight and added in Kat and Whitney. It isn't just out of the blue undeserved anger, they have hard-earned their anger and fear. They are tired of men abusing them and making them live in fear. They want to be free and loved with kindness, not control, violation and violence. So yeah, when women get together and acknowledge the pain that men have caused them, understand that men have well and truly earned that reputation and deserve it.

[@user-hd9nc7zp1v]

Just like Gray burying Tina in Argie Bargie.

[@fwplayz_0]

But this is Keanu. A bigger and better character

[@MoInspire]

Keanu's body will be found a year later just like Tina!!

[@fwplayz_0]

@@MoInspire it better be les go

[@tomgardner2253]

Tuna got rolled up in that carpet and no one missed her

[@harold3165]

Yeh but they're women so it's fine

[@benrichards399]

The one upside to burying him under the café is that his rotting corpse will take away the smell from the food on the menu...

[@jameskidd900]

Burying a his body under a cafe is a bad idea builders will notice the body

[@edwardmullins2716]

just like that corrie story line great spot like no ones gonna find the body the writers need to think better

[@deanscott4956]

Not like shite street ee was great much better than that drivel

[@edwardmullins2716]

also its london cctv on the vic would have seen them to lol its just like shit street they hid that guys under that house then workmen found it its gonna happen in ee to its just a copy of that storyyline@@deanscott4956

[@jamespalmer7885]

Isn’t rocky also drunkenly stumbling around the place, for all we know he will walk in on this and they kill him as well, to add to how far fetched this already is

[@danielhindson1840]

and is Dean hiding in the vic we didn't see him leave we assumed he did he could be lurking somewhere inside

[@jamespalmer7885]

@@danielhindson1840 he very well might of have recorded it, and use it against Linda, cus he was hiding upstairs weren’t he

[@jaimeleonguzman4328]

​@@jamespalmer7885that's exactly what i said. He probably filmed it on top of stairs. And yet some people all they say is he left through the back. We saw no one, we assume. Dean could easily be upstairs

[@megan-ashleighphillips-shu2218]

Anyone else getting dirty den death vibes?

[@TheLadylexy]

I'm sure in all the build up we saw Linda scrubbing blood off the floor of her living room?

[@Becksnnc]

In the promo trailers yes. In hindsight it was definitely symbolism that Linda will have to clean up the mess she's made because she was the one that killed.

[@theenigmaalie2792]

Technically Linda is the one going down for it the others would probably get a few years max

[@user-xb1pv4pe4h]

I don't want her too, she killed him, but she was trying to protect her friend.

[@theenigmaalie2792]

@@user-xb1pv4pe4h nah I’m glad because Linda aways seems to be involved in every big storyline last year her and mick Year before that her and max Year before that I believe was the Keanu death fake out Year I can’t remember that year

[@hivemistressherguineapigfa8563]

Erm...why are this lot burying him under the cafe?! Soaps don't exactly have a good track record for people staying buried under buildings!😂

[@samuellewis571]

I bet ya no one is going to prison for this 😂

[@hilltoptanks2975]

Jesus, that’s gunna stink within a few weeks

[@user-xo3hw6bb9k]

Tina Carter’s body was in the argee bhajee for almost 2 years and it didn’t stink at all if I’m honest with you, soap logic doesn’t work in real life 😂

[@hilltoptanks2975]

@@user-xo3hw6bb9k good god 😂 literally haven’t watched it since the whole who killed Lucy story line was wrapped up. I had a gut feeling it was never gunna be as good as that so I checked out. Glad I did 😂

[@s.l.l2001]

​@@user-xo3hw6bb9kI think Tina's body did smell a little bad, as when you see Phil discover the body he touches his nose a bit

[@lillianflorence6056]

Stink in 2 week, and under cafe, flies should be every where

[@pagethreemodel]

​@@s.l.l2001yeah when he discovered the body. The smell wasn't so overwhelming that people walking past the Argie Bargie suspected a dead body was there.

[@Bijo69]

Linda just made Dean look like a Disney villain

[@kehindeomolaoye8020]

I do agree what they are doing is messed up, but at least Linda feels remorse.

[@spencerreid2086]

@me-sr7ve calm down chief no need to act offended over someone's opinion even if you find it to be completely wrong.

[@eddherring3088]

Im putting it out there, actually my wife suggested it, the tape used to bind the body in the tarp will have Suki's DNA on it. Also you have 6 women all with long hair and Suki with a hair loss issue, it is almost certain that at least one of them would have shed one or more hairs, assuming Sharon would be eliminated as a control specimin even though the wedding didn't go ahead. There was also about 3 droplets of blood on the sink washstand in the female toilets when Linda washed her hands and if this isnt a plot point then why didn't she wash her hands in the kitchen? Finally as I've said in reply to another person's comment, the moving of the body seemed like a remake of Fawlty Towers The Kipper And The Corpse, Keanu being Mr Leeman.

[@jaimeleonguzman4328]

Fuck me check out sherlock holmes

[@mizanurkhair2896]

I hope Linda goes to prison for this and I don't care if it's defensive but she is a complete monster now.

[@Bijo69]

She’s worse than Dean now 😂

[@dopedup222]

​@@Bijo69they're all as bad as each other. All toxic people the lot of them lol

[@jm-nv5bl]

Anyone else getting den watts vibz

[@YoutubeUserLife]

It was only 3 people who buried him

[@blackphantasm8478]

@@KZbinUserLife It’s still the same near enough. A femme fatale accidentally killing off a man.

[@dianebeggs8425]

Yea but den was also killed in the Vic then buried in the celler when u think about it 3 men died in the Vic den archie now keanu and Stacey was there when 2 men got killed as she killed archie and was there with keanu being killed by keanu

[@jakeratcliff9926]

I still don't get what they're gonna do about Nish though. Like I know he isn't dead but they'll still have to explain what happened to him. Like I thought they were gonna frame him for Keanu but clearly not if they're getting rid of Keanu

[@chloec22]

i think they will say keanu hit nish with the bottle and done a runner

[@kavangillespie5413]

This is pathetic. All they had to do was ring police and argue self defence. So far fetched as ever

[@tracyjacob7091]

Ffs good grief, they would know for a fact keanu never died there 😂

[@zerogee768]

Just a thought, but I wonder if Bernadette makes money enough to buy up the cafe and winds up finding her dead brother during reconstruction.

[@user-hd9nc7zp1v]

😮 . I love that thought.

[@muppetsshowupatspeakerscor579]

A big No

[@s.l.l2001]

​@muppetsshowupatspeakerscor579 it's a possibility. If Not Bernadette Then someone else may find his body

[@zerogee768]

On the plus side at least Keanu is already in a suit ready to be buried in. But on a serious note, it'll be the only thing to get Karen back to the square. Might be the foundations for the shows fortieth anniversary that looms ahead in 2025

[@pagethreemodel]

Nish bought the cafe.

[@norahsearle7237]

East Enders Christmas-s haven’t changed 😱

[@MoInspire]

I bet ya Keanu's body will be found a year later just like Tina!!

[@Darskul]

Why do they always hide the damn body?? I'd just do my time and go down, rather than the inevitability of it being found out and going down for 25-to-life.

[@robynheavner4689]

Should of called th police! Kathy should of completed the call! This is rather stupid!

[@ohwell94]

Again?

[@huss353]

If walford had doorbell cameras these lot would be doomed

[@flyinghorse2739]

Can someone explain how when the workers come in to fix the cafe, surely they will notice a body in the floor.

[@AdxmPlayz]

they will definitely

[@HateJJ_YT]

At least give my poor man a proper burial

[@dehewitt341]

Come on now, surely a local cop would know who Linda Carter was lol

[@jugularzeus1157]

there dna is all over the body and bet she throw the dress away and and kife with blood on it and someone find it and dean use it to blackmail them all of there crime

[@dannynix2732]

Lost all respect for these women. Well actually I never had any respect for sharon to begin with.

[@tamzvand3325]

CCTV anyone?

[@Davemac189]

It’s funny how morally none of them women are saints at all

[@lefez9015]

Exactly, but oh no, men are the evil ones. I'm glad people are starting to see this.

[@dopedup222]

Haha this show was attacking blokes all year. All these women are gross lol

[@littleshoemaker]

I’m annoyed I’ve seen this video title, I haven’t watched it but it spoils it before the episode has aired. The BBC should have waited to put this on iPlayer.

[@dopedup222]

It is on iplayer lol

[@littleshoemaker]

@@dopedup222 I know

[@andyfletcher7535]

Right ok so when keanu starts to whiff under cafe he be found.

[@lukedaley17]

Unpopular opinion: Sharon and Bernie are also to blame for Keanu’s demise.

[@MrSkullMerchant]

Thats facts

[@s.l.l2001]

I don't think Bernie Is To Blame Keanu was being rude to her & not helping Her Out and he's the reason her Mum is gone, she was just trying to do the right thing and stop his lies for once. Sharon though yes I think she is also to blame

[@kaykay_2]

@@s.l.l2001Karen could of left her with some money when she left considering she knows she’s broke lol

[@ndf9990]

Linda was defending her friend from a homicidal a-hole. It's only keanu's fault.

[@dogsbollocksgenius9480]

What a daft storyline

[@RandomHero_85]

Not as bad as the Carry On Christmas heist a few years ago

[@dogsbollocksgenius9480]

@@RandomHero_85 🤣 that was genuinely absurd

[@fairlyvague82]

@@RandomHero_85I don’t know that one. Who did it involve and what’s the best search terms to find it please? 😊

[@MrMmnngghh]

I know, right? I love it If EastEnders ever becomes realistic it won't be worth watching

[@RandomHero_85]

@fairlyvague82 Christmas 2017, i think. It involved Phil, Vincent, Mick, Keanu, and an Irish gangster called Aidan.

[@jangoslin8258]

If the airport part is true and Lauren sees keanu, Lauren is possibly going to go back to the square and mention she saw him , then they worry .

[@zarasedits4u]

Why the hell did Denise say she was Linda? She could have just brought Linda out?

[@TheLadylexy]

Linda was in the cafe dumping Keanu under the floorboards at that time.

[@zarasedits4u]

Just watched the full episode, thanks!

[@hafizur91]

When was this aired, have i missee an episode

[@littleshoemaker]

It hasn’t aired yet. The BBC have put it up on iPlayer already though.

[@AdxmPlayz]

rocky walked into the vic at the end, he has found nish so maybe rocky dies tomorrow and the six kill him? or he calls the police and by the time they leave the cafe the police be there so they have to change their story. also dean is hiding in the vic i think, i dont think he left, he just opened the door to make linda think he escaped. i bet he recorded it and will blackmail them or linda

[@Rose-ko1pw]

This happened to Sharrons dad ... Den!!! Despicable awful Christmas Special

[@rickysfilmreviews3825]

Oh for SHIT SAKE! Do they really think sliding a thin floorboard over his pit means nobody will ever find him? At least Chrissy had the smarts to layer Den with concrete. In addition, that Denise - copper moment WOULD NOT HAPPEN LIKE THAT. She appeared disheveled, looked stunned, shifty, AND could barely speak a word! And those pauses between her stuttering.. in ACTUAL present day London that copper would have been straight through that front door. Christ, Eastenders gets worse. The Christmas eps used to be THE BEST (no wonder Angie buggered off over to Doctor Who) 😂

[@dopedup222]

Not to mention that once the police do those welfare calls they enter the property and look around. This is so badly written lol

[@BrOoKlYn-sq2bi]

I defo think Keanu is still alive…idk- if Lauren seeing him in the airport is true then returning to the square to tell all she saw him, this plan is going to be fucked!

[@AdxmPlayz]

he is definitely dead. they made them fake scenes so we would think he wont die

[@Rose-ko1pw]

Disgusting

[@CanYouChoose]

Do bodies in soaps not decompose 😂

[@dopedup222]

This was a good episode but I just think that what they're doing has been done too many times already. I'm thinking Steven and Saskia, Den and Chrissie.

[@claireemson9968]

Why post spoilers? Ffs Eastenders

[@dopedup222]

Because its been on Iplayer since 6am this morning

[@claireemson9968]

@@dopedup222 so? It doesn't mean spoilers need to be released for people that haven't seen it at the normal time

[@dopedup222]

@@claireemson9968 don't click on it then lol.

[@claireemson9968]

@@dopedup222 duh, it's in the title

[@dopedup222]

​@@claireemson9968 And like I said it's on iPlayer early and they count that as it's airing and most people view it then. So duh yourself lmao. Getting all worked up 🤣🤣

[@robynheavner4689]

That's stupid burying him at the cafe'. Already burned down by Rocky! What if they rebuilt and or clean the depree, the body will be found.

[@abbieroseholden4174]

This is basically copying Dirty Dens death 😂😂😂

[@tauhidulislam2290]

Merry fuckmas i know this Christmas was the worst one and u lot had the worst christmas cuz i spoiled it by egging ur yard and windows

[@user-ii4sk3zy6b]

What English is that rubber dub stiley 😂

[@markdyer2574]

Eastenders is totally ridiculous

[@dogsbollocksgenius9480]

It’s genuinely pathetic, how people watch this absolute nonsense is beyond me

[@GalaxyWarrior-mm6ty]

?

[@GalaxyWarrior-mm6ty]

Aren't u watching it buddy?

[@markdyer2574]

@@GalaxyWarrior-mm6ty Nope. I just watch the highlights on KZbin. Eastenders is trash, " buddy"

[@insertname2035]

​@@dogsbollocksgenius9480yet here you are

[@user-rz3zv6ex9w]

Imagine if it turns out Keanu is actually still alive, but barely.

[@jaimeleonguzman4328]

Its Eastenders. Even if he literally dies, he'll somehow come back alive (if the writers want him to that is )

[@lillianflorence6056]

Wher is dirty den buried,

[@michaelmorris6897]

What a load of rubbish😂😂

[@Denchanter]

I don’t that any of them care about CCTV

[@ChaeLaLa1111]

Recycled storylines

[@endlessglizzys_.0233]

Bad writing. They should have instead done it as a shocking death like an accident in a car crash etc why always a murder in The Vic.

[@elvynbirch795]

Denise is taking the wreath for Linda by lying to the police where Linda and the others were buried Keanu under the floor board's of the cafe Linda could cleaned the knife and put it in Nish's hand and framed him for killing Keanu off for murder he didn't commit

[@alangiles2763]

What an absolute crock of camp shit this story is.

[@JackassJunior627]

It’s basically like Tina all over again. They will find the body in 2-3 years. 🥱

[@the_hopelesshobbit]

Ffs