Eating at the Worst-Rated Buffet I Could Find on Yelp | One Star Reviews

Taji and Coolr eat lunch together at least four times a week. But it’s always a challenge to find a place, due to Coolr’s very specific diet restrictions. Coolr is celiac, which means he has to have a dairy-free, gluten-free diet. He’s also allergic to shellfish. So naturally, Taji decided he’d be the perfect person to bring to one of Yelp’s worst-rated buffets, with hundreds of items on the menu.
Things could go either way on this one. Coolr could leave satisfied, with a full stomach... or in an ambulance.
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0:50 Finding the Buffet
3:02 The Royal Hibachi Grill & Buffet
4:10 Meet the Chef
5:10 Testing the Food
8:05 Addressing the Reviews
10:40 Taji's Review
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[@jeffpesos6554]

Dude dresses like a professional Yu-Gi-Oh card player

[@cryptogf]

3 blue eyes white dragon cards head ass

[@MinhNguyen-ik4iq]

Ol banish you to the shadow realm head ass

[@CJ9007]

Got every zodiac card head ass

[@seize3]

Dark magician dark magic attack head ass

[@kerbs_7652]

bullshit turtle catapult headass

[@YersiniaPestisNPO]

A ganster with a super sensitive diet is kind of hilarious

[@bruhcode7103]

just imagine the toughest guy out there asking people if the food is gluten free and organic LMAO

[@MrParis215]

WORD..🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SAYIN (BUTTERS PIMP VOICE... SOUTH PARK 😂)

[@onemorething100]

That fucking made me laugh!!! Thanks Man!

[@CANControlGRAFFITI]

Dr Doug get cultured man. He’s got a jersey accent. Bronson’s from down the way from queens.. he has a similar accent just like a ton of dudes

[@kx250fforlife]

Hes a wigger

[@olliesabet6672]

‘ “gross” no sorry wrong one “absolute shit” ‘ that had me dead asf😂😂

[@dholaholics]

Hahaha

[@JaqoBlaque]

🏆🏆🏆

[@Alexander-eu3mu]

Awesome that made me cry reading your comment. 👍🏼👍🏼

[@seize3]

Bro he's so unintentionally funny, it's hilarious 😂

[@MrAgmoore]

Don't know why he didn't mention the food poisoning.

[@marvinshenk]

"All the clean plates is dirty". That was mad funny.

[@charlielanda5140]

I wish he said "are" but yes I laughed at that too

[@pasifikbwoy7278]

@@charlielanda5140 gay

[@tmac1572]

When theres a tornado of garbage outside the restaurant, well you might not wana eat there...

[@therealgdawg7348]

That’s just all of Jersey

[@Jeremy-ob4gm]

The real gdawg Nah, you been to Asbury? It’s pretty dope.

[@SassyMa_]

Thanks for the tip, it makes sense!

[@nadruf]

😂

[@donb2527]

If you don’t know how wind works... you might be an idiot... I would explain it but you still wouldn’t get it.

[@TenThumbsProductions]

“All the clean plates is dirty” hahaha

[@AeonSaturnal]

Yeah that was funny

[@TheBnizzle69]

hilarious

[@dom7634]

We in dirty Jersey baby

[@YourMomPussStink]

I approve of this message 🤣

[@awilson816aw]

'But ya gotta remember we in Dirty Jersey baby, Let's do it!' 🤣💀

[@massarkold]

The way him and his boy met at the corner had me dying. It’s like they rehearsed that scene for 45 days and still managed to make it awkward 😂😂

[@quartzuniverse3763]

It looks straight out of a school video project😂

[@weidles]

Like the owner said, what do you expect for $12.00, find 3 to 4 items you love and it's worth it. I go to Taco Bell and spend more.

[@BboyCorrosive]

Food

[@TonySomething.]

I agree as long as it doesn’t harm you, you get what you pay for.

[@BaronVonBielski]

You do realize there are buffets that ARENT rated one star for giving food poisoning? Lmao. also, you’re a clown if you’re somehow spending more then 12$ at Taco Bell. I can 4 people food there for under 20$ and they can get as much as they want. What are you so butthurt about? This buffet is nasty, and got alot of people sick.

[@BaronVonBielski]

@@TonySomething.this place has given a lot of people food poisoning. They don’t even wash their plates

[@TonySomething.]

@@BaronVonBielskiIt’s a 12 dollar buffet of courses it may cause food poisoning. Golden Corral and hometown buffet have outbreaks to, I don’t go to buffet it’s gross and the people who go tend to be very gross, buffets are literally a fear for me but food poisoning and unwashed hands are to be expected.

[@viperishyin]

Cooler sees the dirty plates, "that's just Jersey baby, let's do this." Had me rolling.

[@flintsky7706]

“we in dirty jersey, baby”

[@JohannesVanDerStuyvebode]

Literally can't eat anything but dirty dishes? _no problemo..._

[@chrismartin5759]

@@flintsky7706 right. Dude quoted something that wasn’t even said smh

[@rvpstudioscanada3991]

Moral of the story... *DON'T* EAT in Jersey ... baby.

[@nicholascage9186]

@@chrismartin5759 it’s called paraphrasing lol

[@kevinchung564]

This guy is the most dedicated reporter on VICE, his botox one was crazy.

[@trillcollins7847]

im dying to know how much he makes annually

[@kevinchung564]

@@trillcollins7847 I know right

[@ReggieR3gg]

Stolen from Phil Solo

[@trillcollins7847]

@@ReggieR3gg Reggie is speaking the TRUTH. aint that right bucko?

[@Shalvus]

Yeah clearly those noobs that went to Korean camps in Russia or in Cartels clearly can't compare to the risks he takes.

[@maxtm3000]

News: "Local woman and her shopping cart swept away by ravaging trash tornado outside of dollar tree"

[@jewelsverne9027]

I'm pretty sure New Jersey gets at least a couple f2 trash tornadoes daily.

[@selfishstockton6123]

mcfallen That’s next at 11. Sports when we come back!

[@evilproject]

Rip to her?

[@rubbernun66]

Be careful out there !

[@alexandrawhitneyedwards312]

Rip in peace

[@tacocado89]

It’s like kitchen nightmares minus the help but with extra denial

[@tweisbek2]

Xie Yu Zheng Yeah this restaurant should get a court-ordered visit from Gordon Ramsay

[@blythesaunders3124]

exactly

[@JoeyMace28]

"All the clean plates is dirty." Underrated.

[@Diego-es9yb]

dirty jersey

[@baklava6138]

😂😂

[@surrealbeauty4520]

Lmao I'm cracking up

[@killedbyaninja1655]

Why is he dressed like a character from a 2000’s Disney movie

[@riderwestgate6368]

its blue Guy Fieri

[@Cardinalbins]

Because thats his secret Obsession?

[@MyFictionalChaos]

He always wears shit like that LMAO

[@x.xtrusted3179]

The brink special

[@hugokp2845]

Anyone know where the blue flame shirt is from?

[@RobD-jq7ry]

This owner is a good ambassador for his business. Handled this situation quite well.

[@lvlcnrnanco3402]

i feel bad, this man seems really passionate about this restaurant and i can tell he is really trying to impress them. This must hurt his feelings lol

[@eb1422]

Nah he knows what he's doing

[@TranquiloCamilo]

He still got 2,4 million views . And as he said you get what you pay for , great variety of food for 11,95 in NJ is still not bad at all and he know it

[@mckevinleetan1850]

Yes but hes cooking trash food. Its like investing and getting scammed

[@rachaeljones4731]

I agree this guys didn’t give me intentional “bad guy vibes”

[@arielevans9291]

That food is obviously old he should feel bad

[@goaway8610]

Brings someone to a buffet with a super particular diet. Doesnt seem like he could really test the food properly 😂

[@nunliski]

No. You think!?

[@JessicaGail]

They seem like the most unlikely pair of friends but I love it

[@thegentlemenrat3727]

I think I luv u 🥺👉👈

[@DUMPTHECHUMP]

White hat needs a little white washing

[@JessicaGail]

@@thegentlemenrat3727 omg thank u 🥺

[@thegentlemenrat3727]

@@JessicaGail for I have traveled the internet and abroad to ask for . That snap tho

[@alexlogan202]

They are both complete tools. It works

[@secretworldcomics]

"You can't make everybody happy, but at least I try." Honestly I can respect that. Guy obviously has some learning to do about running a restaurant, but end of the day, guy seems like his heart is in the right place.

[@MyNamelsClarence]

He has some learning to do about running a restaurant? lol. He's been successfully running his business for YEARS. The guy in the video actually owns 3 different restaurants. Who the fk are you to tell him he has some learning to do lmfao. Guy goes through hundreds of customers a week. Yelp page has some bad reviews = he needs to learn how to run a restaurant according to you. This place is literally rated 4 out of 5 stars with over 2,300 reviews on google right now.

[@frenchtoast9926]

Imagine how savagely Gordon Ramsey would tear this place apart

[@russellgarza9059]

It would of been shut down as he saw just the plates.

[@Andrushka12345]

Can't think of a scenario where Ramsay shows up to a Buffet, I don't care what Buffet it is, they are all crap, when one kitchen is pumping out that kind of volume of food, nothing will be care for.

[@Chuked]

He would destroy it to its last atom

[@warflame5912]

@@Andrushka12345 thats not true ive just gone to a pretty good buffet

[@HaplessOne]

@@Andrushka12345 that actually isn't true. If you have cooks that know what they're doing, and they replace the food when they're supposed to then usually it's pretty good. Used to love hometown buffet.

[@chris77jay77]

A man is going fishing so he needs to give away his video games. Naturally.

[@madisonweber2480]

Why did the "yeah I will" sound vaguely threatening?

[@brennanperry8001]

That's new york

[@tylerm0089]

No crack involved whatsoever.

[@zayanmendoza4506]

Ask MiName 😂😂

[@thehaunted8055]

@@madisonweber2480 nice wig

[@VICE]

It’s time to set a reminder! A new episode of One Star Reviews is airing on October 22nd.

[@iamreborn3463]

4 years later lol thx

[@milesbennett]

"these guys know what my influence on the rap game is." No we absolutely do not.

[@MonaLisaFire]

Miles Bennett 😆😆💀💀

[@milesbennett]

@@MonaLisaFire Forgot I wrote this but holy hell the delusion on this guy with his tummy aches and shit lol

[@milesbennett]

@@Max-kq8kg why not lol

[@majawest4800]

Miles Bennett i’m pretty sure he’s self aware tho

[@milesbennett]

@@majawest4800 nothing in this video tells us that

[@pinkcooky]

Those stomach noises when he was showing the food felt like they were coming from my stomach🤢

[@mihail7767]

pinkcooky edits lmao

[@youngnick1800]

😂😂😂me too

[@user-up1qr1tq1p]

The editing in this video is unparalleled.

[@maxwelsh6121]

If you love funny and weird editing tricks and wipes you're going to love Brutalmoose oh, he makes these edits look like trash LOL

[@macdee6040]

Those are nothing, check out Tim and Eric videos lol

[@maxwelsh6121]

@@macdee6040 oh yeah , most definitely !

[@patriciolongshore5889]

Only surpassed by Most Expensivest

[@matimi0sbackflip455]

He needs Eathan Klein

[@VICE]

Watch Next: Visiting a Worst Reviewed Chiropractor - kzbin.info/www/bejne/jWOkfoiqftd4e7c

[@TheRealRL7]

Hey vice

[@Dizzydawne]

@@TheRealRL7hey

[@loganmeekis6751]

When he shook your guys hands with his serving gloves on, i already knew it was going to be shit

[@JoeJoe-vc9xs]

“All the clean plates is dirty.” 🤣💀

[@millennialmalcolm484]

“I don’t want to eat again in my life” *Takes plate of cake and proceeds to eat it*

[@papefb6803]

jack daniels Yea he cant eat the dairy or the bread of the cake 🤷‍♂️

[@lennypena5587]

The gassy like sound effect when the chef was digging into the mac and cheese and the other foods in that short sequence had me dying OMG!!!! LMMFAO hounds down one of the funniest Vice vids I've seen

[@conke7765]

"All them clean plates is mad dirty"

[@greyorange3046]

Buffet owner is a nice guy, you can see the hard work in his face man, ngl.

[@ad4994]

no, he's cheap and in denial

[@madisonbrown8851]

@@ad4994 nah

[@lavie5104]

@@ad4994 someone watches too much kitchen nightmares

[@BillClinton228]

Vice is fake news

[@christianfritz3373]

Dude facts the guy works 8 days a week easy he's not relaxed

[@albertpoulsen7550]

Gordon Ramsey gotta get on this ASAP

[@DaughterofZion1440]

Chef wouldn’t dare step foot in a place like this 😂

[@That420Gamer]

You fecking *DONKEY* !!

[@redinstrumental7535]

He would be like this is shit omg wtf

[@StreetBikeTakeoverYT]

He would fucking destroy this man 😂😂

[@dylanterrazas2342]

Albert Poulsen ramsey would shut that bloody place down

[@森田としろ]

The food looked fine to me. The owner is genuine and seems cool. He tries to please his clients with variety. Good man. 👍

[@stefanobonaiuti8243]

I mean, I agree with him, for 11 dollars it seems fine. It's not the fancy restaurant you would get for a marriage, but for a worker at lunch, it's legit

[@AlyssaFizzy]

those were some interesting characters outside the restaurant

[@ilovetrainallday]

let me be your soulmate for the night

[@randomsodaez293]

Theblackahsa bro, this ain’t Grindr

[@Musesucksbigones]

thats just Jersey lmao

[@crash1522]

The trash tornado really tied the strip mall together

[@jay-yp]

Dats dirty Jersey

[@zpuddy1355]

Can the tummy trouble Gangster have his own movie

[@moshunit96]

Rofl!

[@vasiovasio]

You nailed! :D

[@BenStarner]

At least his own show. “The Celiac rapper”

[@loth6088]

deadass😂

[@forslavjo]

He should start his own KZbin food channel. He'd explode. Possibly in a literal sense, even.

[@fearlessfrank8266]

"Bok choy you know how we do" this dude is so gangster with his bok choy.

[@toledo448]

"All the clean plates Is dirty" 😂

[@dadaniel2k11]

Big problem with yelp and other sites like that is, that people usually only comment when they have some bad experience. Very few people give good reviews in low price restaurants...

[@joaosimpson99]

True

[@MrAgmoore]

I shat myself 1 *

[@donb2527]

Wrong, I go to a cheap barber, less than half the price of most «professional» chains, the reviews are all 5 stars, because good price + good quaity is always going to be appreciated

[@MrAgmoore]

I started cutting my own hair a year ago.

[@TheNotoriousIAN]

Also yelp is known to be very shady and hide positive reviews on businesses that refuse to pay for advertising with them.

[@sauceyflow6193]

Of course it’s in nj... the trash flying around had me dying😂

[@LunalovaniaGaming]

Yeah most cities in NJ have trash all over the place. I live 45 mins away from Atlantic City, and its a suburban area. Very clean, but if i decide to go to AC, i see trash and garbage littered all over the sides of the roads, especially near the casinos. Philly is like that too, probably because they are so close to Jersey lol. I've been trying to leave Jersey ever since i turned 21. Im 31 now. Too expensive here, and a lot of ppl where i live are assholes.

[@momanskiakabiffbuz6004]

@@LunalovaniaGaming i Think he was talking about the ppl there 😅

[@LunalovaniaGaming]

@@momanskiakabiffbuz6004 im well aware. I was sharing my experiences based on what the OP said about the video. 😉

[@powsniffer0110]

Trashnado

[@TurkAllah]

@@LunalovaniaGaming Then Leave! only the strong Jersians Survive!!

[@FartBux]

I can't help but feel that if you actively chose to get married inside a New Jersey buffet, you should lose your right to vote.

[@jdoe37362]

Or breed

[@keztukariri]

😂😂😂 brilliant

[@The-three-eyed-Prophet]

lol sadly some people can only afford to get marryied in this kind of place but i understand where you are comming from ...

[@BobsVagene]

@@The-three-eyed-Prophet yea man, let's disenfranchise the poor. that'll show them for being so poor!

[@bigterrance_4341]

That’s why it’s a liberal state lmao

[@morganjones3060]

Dude seems like a genuine person that’s just trying to run a restaurant. He seems passionate about it. I wish him the best of luck

[@ImliterallyaMF]

Humble hearts are not meant to be in this sick youtube commenters.

[@koentalks2888]

I felt bad for him cause hes gonna watch this video excited to see how it turned out only to become really sad.

[@alexanderhallingskov9047]

I mean the dirty plates was pretty disgusting.

[@ImliterallyaMF]

@@alexanderhallingskov9047 yup people can just only tell him.He seems like he's trying to accept the critic's to.

[@xxalmightyxx2304]

We need more positive people like you on this comment section

[@calnivore]

The subtitles were killin me😂 When Cooler said his name, it translated to Cool Little Gong! Lmfao

[@billybuckmusic]

I love how the chef constantly calls the food "steamy" as if that is the most appetizing description for food. hahahah

[@kcee7841]

Those wings were soggy asf. 🤦🏽‍♂️😄

[@Lacuadraboxeo.]

@@kcee7841 huuhh😂

[@Rob0tacon]

@@kcee7841 when he said "steamy wings" I audibly gasped

[@Mruncuttt]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 STEAMYY

[@mthz333]

Chef? Where?

[@gabrielwang4321]

This guy is like Ethan Klein and Shia labouf had a child

[@rebeccamellito2857]

Omfg yes

[@nikkiseashores82]

OMG yess, i thought he looked like Ethan, but you threw in the shia, now i see it

[@branscombe_]

bingo

[@frankmiranda707]

That's quite a combination.

[@drewdude2484]

Wtf

[@BR3IF]

The subtle stomach gurgles throughout made me lose it 😂

[@saschaschmitt592]

Same... 1st i thought its a wet fart 😂😂

[@mallorypallory7176]

BR3IF i kept thinking it was me cause I was eating while watching 😂

[@jaynunez9535]

That’s the part that damn near made me piss myself

[@jmill09]

It was literally making my stomach hurt

[@WaterMeA-biscuit]

There is too much food on the buffet at once that probably sits there too long, if he would maybe get rid of some of the amount of food in the buffet then it may help his restaurant

[@frednugent2310]

Closing down would be better for the surrounding community

[@lm-rh3qo]

He literally shook two peoples hands with gloves on...…… I CANT EVEN

[@floradozens6828]

I peeped that 🤒 yuck

[@averywilson-hannah8111]

Who tf let him leave the house with that blue flame shirt

[@eroc198231]

😂😂😂

[@pedroloto]

Kinda dope

[@stonersimpson_]

His husband

[@quickcali1377]

It's not the first review he's worn it in.must be one of his favs lol

[@firepower01]

He was headed to flavor town, can you blame him?

[@ReaperAHHH]

Dude looks like it’s his first day he’s ever dressed himself

[@elijahmonnier5229]

ReapeR it’s ironic fashion like how Tyler the creator

[@poopman73737]

wore that shirt for my primary school graduation

[@McBurgle]

He is dressed exactly like a 7th grader in 1999. Definitely a move of some kind.

[@archieblue2801]

Lol! I had a similar thought, this legit looks like something I wore when I was 10 years old 😂😂😂

[@RosinGoblin]

@@poopman73737 I wore that shirt for 2nd grade picture day in 2002 lol

[@FromMemphisToYou]

The "King" made a good point when he said "if there was a bad batch of chicken and 100-400 people eat there daily, why is there only 1 review about it". But sure the food at any buffet in 2022 is terrible. Honestly, I don't know how buffets still exist in 2022.

[@xakuq4123]

“I don’t even waenna eaat dis maaaaan, ima pop 2 potato’s on ma plate” Lol

[@GoblinGobbler2069]

What’s cruddy is that the owner has such a good vibe and is energetic! The environment looks welcoming and colorful, but the food just doesn’t match that, unfortunately. :/

[@FalconPunch1978]

I knew a guy with good vibes and was energetic. He used that energy to go home and beat his wife every night..

[@SheriffWhipple]

I once knew a girl who had a dozen guys.. one day one of them found out; beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital on guerrero street.

[@farihaltgs]

TWO haha what a funny story

[@XusernamegoeshereX]

Dude are you on meth? Did we watch the same video? Owner is a scumbag!

[@animelovergirl8461]

@@SheriffWhipple How is that related to food?

[@pandamilkshake]

I mean...he charges 12 bucks per person for a buffet of over 200 items. You can NOT expect high quality there and if you do, you're naive.

[@samferber1102]

I actually felt bad for the owner here. I liked his energy and his smile. He seemed like a nice guy

[@creatorraft9197]

Sam Ferber obviously not if it’s 1-star

[@TheTotallyNotMysteriousGuy]

@@creatorraft9197 Rating doesn't always mean the owner is a Dick.

[@bastion5686]

@Black Panther Emm Probably not, but dirty plates are a symptom of lazy staff. We have a place where you kinda have to go in different and hunt what's good and avoid eating any of what feels bad and the non fresh seafood. Guy seems decent but buffet are harsh prices, considering that was for a review video though, it could very well be even worse. Feel bad for the guy, obviously excited and accomodating for video but unhappy about it.

[@snb9887]

Keep in mind you pay 11,95, that's cheap, food comes with the price. Hygiene is not ok though, no matter what price.

[@dooganchode9447]

Genuine question, how did you guys not feel robbed after watching this mtv styled garbage? The editing was super questionable in regards to intent and actuality.

[@jacobfeltman45]

poor dude just tryna run a buffet. life’s hard man. 😔

[@MrAgmoore]

Maybe get a decent dishwasher for starters, that way you don't kill your favorite customers? *Italian accent* Ah there's Johnny - he had his appendix removed after eating Sunday dinner here ( riperoni ).

[@graydawg6949]

This

[@dianaroche5542]

Work smarter not harder gonna hurt somebody.

[@andrewnmontemayor]

Dat boi that's exactly what I was thinking. Poor guy is trying to run a business and their bashing his business to make an episode

[@Wadson]

this comment legit made me sad

[@wchu702]

I f*%king wretched when they show the "clean"plates.

[@yougottrolledbythebest8117]

10after10 it’s New Jersey every buffet there is like that

[@wchu702]

​@@yougottrolledbythebest8117 Looks like I won't ever be eating buffet when I'm in NJ.

[@jesss.7788]

10after10 looking at this part made me feel oily and dirty 😂😂🤔🤔😭😭 like I had just touched that plate myself!! Ahahah

[@StonedNT]

“I feel things goin’ on in my stomach already baby” should have followed this video up with a 1 star public toilet review 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@TrunxKraft3000]

9:16 “... he said GROSS - oh sorry that’s the wrong one” 🤣🤣🤣

[@ronlyon4645]

you just missed the best part

[@TrunxKraft3000]

Seafox huh?

[@nitrotech769]

bruh this is like a high school film project with a huge budget and i love it

[@jtaylor3609]

He's perfectly right. You can't expect to go to a buffet and pay 11$ for high end food. Your getting the cheapest stuff.

[@t.j.7908]

But you can expect to have clean plates.

[@RoronoraZoro666]

Idk I had no qualms with Old Country Buffet

[@jtaylor3609]

@@RoronoraZoro666 yea haven't been to one since I lived in PA. I think like a decade ago when I lived their those chains seemed to be alot less packed. Use to be packed all the time. Shady Maple was the spot.

[@lazer2365]

There are too many dishes. The only buffets I've been to which were satisfactory had a limited amount of dishes which were taken by diners and replaced regularly. But having trays and trays of food which will sit for hours is a really bad idea.

[@arvisarvids7350]

Not really i mean i Can spend whole day in some Chinese buffet having some chicken

[@ethankamphof3014]

Everyone’s gansta until Gordon Ramsay shows up.

[@jjtorres2850]

What was the purpose of filming him walking away from his laptop for like a minute 😂

[@xilencered7788]

To make it a 11 minute video instead of an obvious 10 minute video.

[@HarrySarge96]

He left his mug out

[@harrisonbrand8985]

do it for the swag

[@HavanaSyndrome69]

I noticed that too. I actually feel like the whole documentary was bad. The two hosts are unlikable and did a bad job at interviewing the buffet owner. Vice has always had terrible interviewers though.

[@nathanharmon5872]

JJ Torres the host is purposefully awkward, it’s part of the comedy

[@louivee7168]

"We IN DIRTY JERSEY"😂😂😂

[@TheAmericanNomad352]

Slap that on t shirt i would buy it

[@fishhead90]

Coolr is a whole legend in these streets and absolutely no one, not a single soul, not even his momma knows it 🤣

[@ssjrose4502]

fishhead90 🤣🤣never heard of him

[@rustyshackelford3371]

"Honey, I just found the venue for our wedding!" Now maybe she'll stop nagging me with wedding planning.

[@jackvoogle5776]

“Bok Choy, baby. You know how we do it.”

[@maxb1770]

yes it’s very amazing, your low life won’t understand the power of this statement. “Bok Choy” is a very elegant word combining with the word “Baby” is very creative. I do not realize why you don’t like this amazing sentence.

[@feistylilthang9453]

@brett linthicum seething as you typed this

[@XiangYu94]

Should put it on a T shirt or something

[@allupinthevideos...allonth3234]

My pee pee really swollen and big one

[@CurbUrEnthusiazm]

Bok choy is delicious af

[@SarahSmith-df7ny]

“Maaaaan I might get diarrhea tonight but it’s all for the content” ❤️😂 thank you so much!

[@warpath6666]

LOL!!! Yes, that too will be "nice and steamy" 😄🤣😄🤣

[@ItsJustRoseLove]

3:14 Literally watching this the day they announced the Queen has passed away

[@Jizenlois]

If Ethan Klein, Michael Cera and Buzzfeed had a child

[@ollyholmes5194]

Jizen Loh and dressed like Even Stevens

[@neb2612]

YES

[@ChrisJamesProject]

The owner of the buffet must have been mind blown to meet someone who totally changed the rap game...

[@TapalKuda]

more like a poser if u ask me, at least eminem is talented

[@JB-js8uv]

No one bigger right now then that white guy in his two sizes too large of a white hat off center, a three sizes too big t shirt to hide his skinny ass frame ( with a black square?) Not gonna lie I don't even know how to describe this so bare with me. and snow camo shorts he stole broke his younger larger brother. Like wtf hahahahahah what a goof

[@cherylametewee8716]

lmao!!

[@Fizlay]

3 years later and they still haven’t fixed their website

[@fordrsd]

The guy who offered his Nintendo 😂😂😂

[@Andrey-pw5fm]

@Death Omen too late. He already went fishing

[@GioMero4Eva]

Funny asf. He describes all the food as “ hot and steamy” but never “fresh” 😂

[@joshlewis575]

All that food, and that place as dead as a door nail. No way it's good at all. Buffets are gross in general, let alone ones that dont actually sell the food

[@isaacb5968]

“Oooo, I think I just might have sharted.” *4 Stars*

[@blythesaunders3124]

Rigged, I know. lol

[@hilmiamrullah5082]

Why he still give him 4stars tho. Taji really being too kind, and I don't hate that

[@jdl9623]

The owner seems very genuine and heartfelt. I'll be going there to try his buffet. Wish me luck

[@salmontoenails4265]

GOODLUCK HAVE FUN

[@lyricspop9792]

How was it

[@jessebrucepinkman9353]

@@lyricspop9792 he’s dead yo

[@WWE2KUNIVERSEELITE]

Are you alive? Please comment.

[@jdl9623]

@@WWE2KUNIVERSEELITE Hey sorry guy,s, I'm alive and well....thanks for your concern. I didn't have a chance to go there yet as it's not near where I live. But I have made it a mission to try out the buffet once I'm around that area then keep you updated.

[@sauseee4567]

“All the clean plates is dirty”😭😭

[@JohannesVanDerStuyvebode]

I thought I was the only one noticing lol

[@your_daily_reddit_posts2539]

They are labelled as clean plates by the restaurant, but they are not

[@eqbert]

I like how the chef is just over confident a f.

[@TheIndogamer]

Wait till Gordon Ramsay and his Kitchen Nightmare crews walk in

[@AngPur]

Likely has some kind of personality disorder.

[@justanotherveganonyoutube710]

The "chef"

[@xxlizziezxxful]

All chefs are

[@jordanCOD16]

All the food is "nice and steamy"

[@Staxx_OnG]

“You know the impact he has had on hip hop”😆😆😆😆 never heard of him in my life

[@CheySenpie]

Exactly what I said. Who's this knockoff wannabe

[@ACR909]

its a joke lol

[@CleanGhettoKids101]

@@CheySenpie r/whoosh

[@nuglife9400]

He might be a slept on rapper

[@slopro]

LMAOOO legit was like is this jersey, then he confirmed it lol 😂 I swear we have better buffets then this

[@x0nks]

“All the clean plates is dirty”

[@whodeycinbengals]

The owner seems genuine. And he’s right, you cant make everyone happy

[@24News-t5i]

@Art of War Arm Wrestling It's Gordon dude.

[@fabe61]

He could hire an extra (or new) Porter though to take care of those plates…

[@JRBowling1997]

@Art of War Arm Wrestling facts!!!

[@V3racious3]

Your mom made all my boys and me happy.

[@michaeldonnan6767]

@@V3racious3 Pegged the lot of you, huh? She sounds nice.

[@kyf3173]

As a Black woman with celiacs disease too, I gotta say I found some pleasure hearing "Cooler" lose his "accent" when he started feeling sick. 🧐🤣

[@suezannemarie292]

😅😅😅😅

[@aniqshardin]

hes just a character lol

[@bennyg2208]

That guy was cringe af

[@CadgerChristmasLightShow]

(In super white guy voice) “I think I’m going to throw up.”

[@PIEL10]

I caught that too. Man's went from gangster to "ma can you wash my polo shirts" real quick

[@jarvissdot7700]

"you wanna Nintendo"? "We don't do the games" 🤣🤣🤣

[@JavierFlores-st7mg]

That buffet owner was more gangster then your dinner date.

[@mztweety1374]

Or his stomach yikes

[@chahal_s]

Than but yes

[@wesleyhempoli5548]

Then?? You literally change the meaning of what you intend to say because you said _"then"_ Its THAN**** shit head...

[@Seraph89_]

Wesley Hempoli show me where it hurts.

[@chahal_s]

@@wesleyhempoli5548you said "its" ironically when you meant to actually say it is or "it's" but that's OK people come from many different backgrounds. Sometimes we make mistakes when we type quickly. No big deal.

[@Emsix]

The owner is honest. He says that it is a cheap place, and you get what you pay for. Truth spoken.

[@talandelana6873]

No matter how low the price, look at his "clean" plates. That's just the tip of the iceberg. When you see that, shut it down.

[@Emsix]

Tal And Elana Then go to a Michelin Star restaurant boomer. You think the best restaurants are different? You only get clean food at home.

[@talandelana6873]

Dude, first of all I'm 34. I've been to plenty of hole in the wall restaurants. Never seen one that had their serving plates be that nasty. It's a buffet. The standards are as low as they go. I've seen dirty plates that are cleaner than their serving plates.

[@Tobbe1000FTW]

@@Emsix Are you really defending the dirty plates?

[@Emsix]

TB No, I’m saying that you should be prepared for the dirty plates since you pay near to nothing.

[@downwiththesneaker9933]

Hey look its real life J-Roc from The Trailer Park Boys HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@adrianborinsky2989]

"you get what you pay for" is not an excuse for unsanitary food. I've been to 10-15$ buffets that had a smaller selection of foods but were very clean and tasty

[@itismefresh4204]

Where they in new Jersey though?

[@FarmerFpv]

@@itismefresh4204 *Was it in Jersey though?* Damn, you must have skipped English class! 🤣

[@graveygraveyard]

@@FarmerFpv no, they were correct

[@playnation289]

Farmer Fpv shut up, you sound dumb

[@linkprettyass3707]

@@FarmerFpv you tried to roast someone but made yourself look stupid as shit, congrats dummy

[@kookle658]

Just the dirty plate made my stomach turn and wretch.

[@jonmcclane7433]

Kookle yes!!!! So gross

[@MrAgmoore]

I could feel the diarrhea seeping through my underoos. I could smell the sour pickle farts. This buffet was sent, like a biblical plague as punishment.

[@j.fragoso7451]

You thinks that's bad? Try finding out that the plate was dirty after you ate half the plate. # FuckChilis

[@myxoangel]

“All the clean plates are dirty”😂😭

[@Deenique16]

Lmaooo

[@talbotdorr682]

Yo I fuckin died when the garbage tornado formed around the shopping cart lady @3:35 like she was a sorcerer warning them of the hell to come

[@samparker4235]

"I can't make everybody happy, but at least I twy" - Buffet King

[@mckevinleetan1850]

Dont fucos about that fucos about the trash food he cooking. U dont know whats happening at the back i imagining hells kitchen scenario back there lmaoo

[@samparker4235]

Mc kevin lee Tan I have nearly 200 likes on this and would have never known without this reply. Thank you!

[@galamonkey]

“I do this and that, that and this.” When a wannabe rapper tells me that, I just assume that means they do handyman work, landscaping, and roofing.

[@destroyer841]

Landscaping and hanging drywall.

[@thedoc8876]

@@destroyer841 always with the drywall

[@BeaEmBee]

You know the impact he has made in the hip hop game....😶😶😶

[@Tryo707]

He's a painter with the other tweekers no doubt.

[@Neon-lt5jl]

I did all that stuff back in highschool and half the dudes I worked with were "up and coming" rappers

[@wyattabrachinsky956]

New title: Limp Bizkit and friend get a bellyache

[@Jackwagon]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Mikethamanc]

Wyatt Abrachinsky don’t you mean the No1 selling album ‘Shite Starfish & the Celiac flavoured crap’.

[@tylerdempsey2712]

Got me 😂

[@Nickersons-Theme]

And *Ethan Klein

[@MrAgmoore]

"I did it all for the fortune cookie".

[@LarryMonteforte]

Honestly looked better than a lot of other buffets I've been to

[@sourgrapekate1003]

The chef can’t even spell the word Mediterranean, but at least he tries.

[@kentjg32]

You know you Googled how to spell it.

[@sourgrapekate1003]

Kent Galloway My phone put it in for me. Though my comment is just a League of Gentleman quote that I changed a bit.

[@kentjg32]

@@sourgrapekate1003 I had to google it, that's a tough one! Also, can never spell Lieutenant without spell check.

[@Lucaz99]

Kent Galloway well, he should have tried googling it before putting on his website lol Wasn’t even close either on that spelling hahaah

[@adonygrapes]

Bunch of low lvl people here I can spell (hello hi who when where) beat that >:)

[@t1lly]

"don't forget, we in dirty jersey baby, let's do it"

[@MonaLisaFire]

Hayden T. JERSEY 😩🙌🏾😌

[@dudewitfood9661]

When he said that I replied back, JERSEEEEYYYYY

[@randymossfan9883]

Nadir Esmail I’ll hurt u

[@IBoxzah]

As a celiac that gave me untold limits of anxiety. Thats a brave man right there

[@justmeechie5154]

@Kat IBS people as well I try to avoid them at all cost. If it's not the food it's the customers that suck their fingers then go back to groping the community tongs. My stomach says no bueno.

[@raecheljj241]

Celiac myself I also had anxiety watching him try the food not knowing 😬😅

[@nicematerial]

Well, he IS a Don.

[@kawiirainbownewko]

Same. And I’m pescatarian, too. Man’s a true gangster. Buffets are dangerous territory.

[@mholtebeck]

My friend's celiac, and I've travelled with her. She had an auto-immune response in San Diego, with an 8 hour flight delay. She was miserable, and I was miserable trying to keep her from being less miserable. It's no joke. I know when the server knows, and when the server is trying to fake it.

[@JackFHerrera]

Him asking the local about the Hibachi grill with the little dust devil of trash going on killed me. “Be careful out there” lol

[@ashtentygret]

i literally had tears in my eyes when the trash was flying around 😭

[@ThatOtherRaccoon]

Dude FOUR stars? No..just..no. A 3 star rating would have been generous.