I tried speedrunning Deepest Sword and felt extensive emotional pain

[@FenexTheFox]

I love that the Just One Boss run is barely a speedrun, it's just a perfectly regular run of the game.

[@whosaidiwantedahandle]

Until you run the glitched categories

[@goosifyed9717]

I need more Just One Boss Content

[@strawberryjam0585]

There's....theres glitches in that game for speedruns...​@@whosaidiwantedahandle

[@LegitUsername85]

@@whosaidiwantedahandle the what now?

[@humanduck4293]

@@goosifyed9717same

[@shellfire6931]

"No, it's okay, the big swords hurt!"

[@DemonAltAlt]

they're supposed to cause they're sharp?

[@hawk1515]

@@DemonAltAlt no one tell lil bro

[@originalname8770]

@@DemonAltAlt😔wish I could tell you bro

[@DrGiggleTouch67]

@@DemonAltAlteither he’s joking or is like 5 💀

[@siteofgrace]

@@DrGiggleTouch67”DemonAltAlt” username makes me think he’s innocent/5 years old

[@Brown95P]

"Is it even in?" "He he, that tickles." "Ah, felt something that time..." "Oh, so deep..." "AAHHH!!!" ...I mean, do I even *_need_* to say anything else? The jokes just write themselves at this point.

[@Tolbert-c9m]

I might play this game.

[@Blud525]

@@Tolbert-c9mbro Wydm why do u want to play it 💀

[@dylcuzcolon6451]

​@@Tolbert-c9m💀

[@JayIvo]

Why does it sound sus☠️

[@GodIWishIWasTonton]

​@@JayIvoI'm pretty sure it's intentional. It's supposed to sound like that.

[@KindaNoice]

I love how the entire comment section is talking about deepest sword and not the other speedruns

[@jcola477]

Well to be fair, it is the thumbnail, along with the title.

[@dayingmuck]

proves how many people actually watch the video

[@caldercockatoo2234]

@@dayingmuckCan you blame them when the title and thumbnail are specifically related to only one game?

[@bobbananaman2509]

What other speed runs

[@robles1008]

@bobbananaman2509 Bro did you even watch the video he also played pineapple on pizza and the game called Just one boss in the video

[@GoodOlPastaCake]

“Is it even in?” 20 seconds in and we’re triggering flashbacks:(

[@uraveragepotaato2960]

im sure you have a great personality

[@DeadCow04]

696 likes LMAOOO

[@UFound.Alexxx]

It’s not about the size is what you do with it

[@Sanstheskeletonreal]

The endscreen makes it worse.

[@Nyerguds]

@@Sanstheskeletonreal Sadly wasn't shown here...

[@Exodyr]

Thank you eazyspeezy for penetrating the dragon with your sword 😊

[@spice4life.64]

👀

[@FurretAnimationsIsEpic]

😧

[@Andi-jk6ds]

👁👄👁️

[@DrGiggleTouch67]

💀

[@Malpais-Legate]

Just gonna ignore that....

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

The premise of the Deepest Sword in a nutshell: _"I said you slay the dragon, not lay the dragon."_

[@spacechase9705]

I mean the dragon WAS slain It just so happens the dragon was a severe masochist

[@AlaskanHuzky]

I'm looking for a quest to lay a pack of wolves.

[@gadielgonzalez2755]

Sir this is a Wendy's

[@catnap-zm5pg]

We do not care

[@Hardcore_Remixer]

​@@catnap-zm5pg I care.

[@younes._.]

Indie games are so fun

[@JoeFresh4]

Just one boss is on cool math games

[@jafengaming]

​@@SuperlexPlaysbro, stop yapping

[@Addonzs]

@@SuperlexPlaysstfu no one cares bot

[@GreatestNate888]

Games are so fun

[@Oli_gap]

Peak*****

[@Flii_]

0:14 The dragon is wild for this one

[@YoloYester94]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[@Taoddddd]

What happened

[@RaitoInHere]

​@@Taodddddit happened

[@AveragealienWhocosplays-gj2tg]

The sword and the dragons kidneystone

[@Skilled_Idiot]

you foolishly fooled fool

[@lolliii5477]

*open heart surgery noises*

[@Nyerguds]

He didn't show the end screen of the game. She looked "slayed" in a certain way all right. Remember, the hole was already there 😏

[@jettsett9354]

@@Nyerguds Ain't no way

[@FutureOre]

Dont i know you from somewhere????

[@Loren_Arg_6816]

Fun fact: the turtle from the archivement in Pinapple on Pizza is a reference to the youtuber "DEValen"

[@mesasil1]

Ah... I see you're a man of culture as well (or Spanish)

[@Dominique-mq6su]

English or spanish

[@conchipazpazpintos2939]

confirmo

[@unfandechandelure8280]

Todavía estás ahí?

[@conchipazpazpintos2939]

@@unfandechandelure8280 alva majo :v

[@malpal8711]

We actually tied in the deepest sword I used to play that game in school and I got really good at it

[@beans.6527]

freaky ahh

[@Cendrail0001]

​@@izzqyhere Excuse me, have you seen the game in the video? It's a giant innuendo

[@Nyerguds]

@@Cendrail0001 Well, he didn't show the end screen, where she has a very... "slayed" look on her face, all right. @@izzqyhere: do keep in mind... the hole was already there. Just waiting for him to put his big long sword deep into it. Also remember what his end goal was. That's right. A pussy. 😏 The innuendo was a very deliberate part of the game.

[@YouTubeWithoutstuff]

I beat it below ten minutes and in my school that was a achievement

[@josephjoestar953]

@@KZbinWithoutstuff Nah bro that's slow I last only five minutes

[@michaelliu5260]

*crying* *sob* i think that that first sword is plenty big enough

[@lolliii5477]

is it enough to grind an ơrpĥan? just asking for a friend.

[@Nyerguds]

Yea, but, c'mon, man, you gotta understand. She's a big girl.

[@DearAnem0ia]

It's not the length of the sword, is how you use it. ... Unless it's a dragon.

[@wilb0401]

@@lolliii5477 what?

[@streled5361]

Ah yes, Deepest Sword, totally not an euphemism game By the way, the dragon's name is Long the Dragon

[@Nyerguds]

She's Longing for something, all right.

[@epicpro5575]

@@Nyerguds you pronounce 龙 as long in Chinese and 龙 means dragon

[@epicpro5575]

@@staticvitality146 yes

[@VictorSivtsev]

​@staticvitality146 drag on deez nuts

[@epicpro5575]

@@Duothimir wdym

[@merl_]

The world record for Just One Boss is super impressive, it's 3:35 which is actually a theoretically perfect time, being tied with the TAS. Also, you should totally check out some other PICO-8 games! They have a really unique style and they're super fun to speedrun!

[@sassymcbassy4351]

Ayy fancy seeing you here haha, nice to see my time being mentioned before I got around to it

[@sassymcbassy4351]

The hard mode WR is also TAS tied

[@merl_]

@@sassymcbassy4351 goat

[@BinknotLink]

yeah i love PICO-8 :D DUNGEON! by deklaswas is one of my favs

[@sub7se7en]

After all the Karl Jobst I seen I don't trust it.

[@evan2kewl632]

Eazy explaining this game in a way where its family friendly is amazing. The sword game. Props to eazy

[@theghost4593]

why did it take me this long to realize the deepest sword is just getting over it dragon porn edition

[@Orange_AvengerYT]

Dirty mind lag

[@Monst3erCube]

yeah the dev new what they were doing

[@bingussigma-m5b]

monster, are you 8? you used the wrong knew.

[@Monst3erCube]

@@bingussigma-m5b Bro is accusing my age just because i accidentally missed ONE letter.

[@Orange_AvengerYT]

@@Monst3erCube Real

[@RambunctiousTomfoolery]

Just one boss and deepest sword are amazing games. I played both a ton in school. Just one boss has a hardmode, which is really cool. I hope you decide to speedrun it!

[@realitycheck5345]

ive been trying to beat 3:30 seconds on this game for almost 2 years now i just cant learn the tricks with the larger swords

[@verygoodprofilepicture5466]

For 2 years and not beat 3:30 is crazy but hey i belive you will get is soon

[@dardanik]

Don't feel ashamed about it, bro. The larger swords hurt anyway.

[@DraconicMaster]

Just like real life, except you DO have a big sword...

[@AskaXSI]

Dont worry bro , you dont need to learn tricks with larger swords when you can just use your own sword on that dragonesse 😊

[@Zippsterman]

The dragon's expression going from condescending to amused to scared is fantastic

[@eduardomunhoz1581]

0:53 OH GOD i GET IT

[@Fox_RZK]

There's important lore reasons for the dragon to have eyelashes.

[@supremeduckissupremetheduc9896]

8:04 My brother used to speedrun that game! You can get the damage spot to double-spawn if you collect one right as it gets crushed by a coin.

[@Jakob0re1]

Bro knew what he was doing 💀

[@ecw613]

And who.

[@Ksescel]

No way really?!?!!,

[@finallydan]

so corny

[@ANormalBlockOfTNT]

I went in expecting a deepest sword speedrun. I left satisfied having watched multiple interesting speedruns

[@chesspizzaplays]

Just One Boss was (and still is) my favorite Coolmath game so imagine my excitement seeing a youtuber I like playing it :)

[@Jackisacoolperson]

I love how he can penetrate the dragon so quickly 😊

[@Nyerguds]

Hey, some -girls- dragons like it a bit slower, you know!

[@The_Moth1]

I like the speedrun too :)

[@a.s.raiyan2003-4]

The first game is basically Getting Over It, but it's about slaying a dragon. Or laying her, if you know what I'm saying.

[@YoutubeAccount7135]

wish i was the dragon

[@ZanderB227]

@@KZbinAccount7135nah that’s wild

[@thisguyisfine1512]

@@KZbinAccount7135 you do you i guess

[@YoutubeAccount7135]

@@ZanderB227 and you have a caeso pfp

[@YoutubeAccount7135]

@@thisguyisfine1512 indeed i do

[@Awe-Tistic]

“Ah So Deep” 💀

[@MarxistMomentum]

I feel like this game is supposed to be one big sexual innuendo.

[@FieryBlazer9]

That's cause it is

[@Heisenbergmethcooker]

@@FieryBlazer9r/wooosh

[@Roberto-nn6kb]

naaah, you trippin

[@Demeanors]

im ngl i think only you thought that

[@therealstjimmybean]

Yeah

[@seancalkins3550]

I'm sure the first sword had a great personality

[@adelaestrella3338]

I love the mirror guy from Just One Boss! I love his magician asthetic and even when he's losing he still has a smile on his face

[@ChoomGuy]

Holy shit, i used to play one more bossfight ALL THE TIME in 2021. Im so glad you found it and played it. Its such a charming game and with great music to boot!

[@zulta]

6:14 yoooooooooo, I love that game

[@JacobMorales-jo4gk]

Same

[@BusterWithACupcake]

That dragon was down bad for it doe 💀

[@HPRC-o8q]

Your comment has 34 likes

[@Mars_Blends]

31 seconds ago, eazyspeezy is speedrunning youtube recommended now

[@Lesquidliestone]

You know what they say, it's not about the length of your sword... Ah, who am I kidding

[@LilacMonarch]

yeah girth is important too for uh swords yeah

[@MrBelles104]

It's about the motion of the ocean.

[@StuffandThings_]

Its about how good you can swing it

[@ShaunCasabar]

It's about how long it is

[@Charles-xc7hb]

The funny part about this game is that this game is just one big innuendo The first one

[@justsomething0]

"Is it even in?" Hits hard man.

[@the_legendarybeef]

I saw my sister had Pineapple on Pizza on her library, so I tried to play it. I was very surprised at how good it was, even if it had barely any content. Favourite part was the turtle. Then setting off the volcano was the tip of the peak. I have never felt so happy seeing innocent people BURN.

[@Kaitri]

The dragons reactions to having a sword... inserted in her are a bit weird lol

[@Nyerguds]

Well, you should be suspicious from the start about the fact the hole is already there.

[@Kaitri]

@@Nyerguds monkaS

[@blackday1013]

My elementary students loved playing Deepest Sword. I kept reading the dialogue from the dragon and kept wondering if I should be stopping them.

[@ericb3157]

one of these games reminded me of a silly old game called "you have to burn the rope". there is only one enemy, that cannot be killed in a conventional manner, although you CAN try to fight him in a "normal" manner. if you win, the game sings a very silly song: "you are a hero, you managed to beat the whole damn game!" that's just the first line, the full song is actually longer than the game itself!

[@Crimgon]

6:13 I love Just One Boss so much that it was so surprising watching you talk about it.

[@quagsire413]

i remember playing deepest sword when i was like 13. i didn’t pick up on ANY of the jokes back then it’s crazy 😭

[@snakycarnival9119]

Pineapple on Pizza is one of the few games I have 100% on. Thank you for showing the world the beauty of Hawaiian culture

[@4ac112]

BRO just one boss gave me some crazy nostalgia goated game

[@stubby3621]

Omg my comfort streamer eze peze (thank you for helping me fall asleep all the time)

[@Humveevr]

My school banned cool math games were done “There’s nothing we can do” *French music starts playing*

[@sassymcbassy4351]

Just One Boss has very interesting and fun glitched categories along with a hard mode to boot. It would be great to see you give one or all a try. Thanks for playing the game, it's great to see it get some recognition after so long.

[@allererstesahnesam3531]

That dragon looks kinda HOT

[@yaboitrae45]

chill

[@Roberto-nn6kb]

donkey from Shrek moment

[@minutosdesapercibidosesp-e4508]

Only the eyebrows ok? Not ok

[@Super_tails949]

@@yaboitrae45nah that dragon bouta warm me 😈

[@cyan789]

I mean duh, she breathes fire

[@AlexiNico-nj5oo]

That dragon had me acting unwise (got drunk, komodo wife)

[@Theplumna]

6:15 yo childhood game

[@bupstertarvin6468]

I respect you, for only playing the game for the merit of it speedrun potential and physics puzzles.

[@TBOMBDABAUM]

I’ve been waiting for this game to be on here for a while! It’s so fun

[@just_a_n0rmal_person]

Damn i love the 3 in 1 offer thanks eazy!

[@Gramoler]

Im getting a... feeling. that im missing a hint. an inuendo one could say.

[@ThisSourKraut]

Three games I've never heard of, and am itching to play all of them now. Thanks, mate. ❤

[@Acudit]

I am so happy someone knows about Just One Boss! I thought no one knew this existed!

[@DevMan2342]

“Is it even in” is a bit crazy to say to someone with such a small sword. 1 centimeter kings rise!

[@TyCollins-c6g]

When it said “is it even in” I started dying😂💀

[@Superersonic19]

So cool that you speedrun deepest sword, I remember playing it in like 20 minutes and then seeing a speedrun :0 Love the game

[@danielparish2000]

"is it even in?" me: now that just hurts *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*

[@re1ive456]

I remember playing this when it released and suggesting it to a small streamer. I caused him a lot of pain.

[@-Raylight]

Donkey from Shrek would be proud xD Not pineapple on pizza! Run baby!! At least the turtle is safe 🤣

[@initiald975]

nyoom

[@existinginaspace8347]

Poor dragon already has a massive gapping wound that leads directly to their heart. It's clearly not healing. Poor girls doomed. She just had to give up the cat.

[@Rhyspectable]

Bro was speedrunning trough the parts that I struggled on. The pain I feel

[@CrazyDoodEpicLeaves]

Ghost Trick pfp!

[@nummers9037]

I love these small anthology speedrun videos

[@Endycat1]

I love games that are just a giant innuendo

[@Strawberry-sandwhich]

Oh…no..the memes of this game with how long the sword is with the dragon….

[@CatMuto]

Once you see someone repeatedly head towards you with a longer and longer sword, maybe just give them their cat back? XD

[@Nyerguds]

Oh, she _wanted_ that sword deep inside her. He didn't show the end screen; she looked "slayed" all right.

[@MrLordofawesomeness]

Listening to eazy say. “And we’re gonna stick it into the ground and lift” 6 times in a row feels like an April fools joke

[@red_the_fox]

Very good choice of words

[@snemt2716]

Feels like only a moment ago you hit 10k. crazy.

[@KhangAJ]

Getting over it but 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[@neyphutapie]

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ing over it

[@carrot.j]

👅

[@kingvulcoon1752]

You should try a speedrun on Just one boss Expert mode, you unlocked it after you beat the normal mode. It’s much harder

[@funnyrat5341]

EAZYSPEEDZY!!!! SPEEDRUN JUST ONE BOSS HARD MODE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!!!

[@hughjass2493]

bro just one boss used to be my favorite coolmathgames game I trained on that thing for weeks man

[@Proxy606]

The dragon just lets it happen, she doesn’t even try to ensure bro is dead She asked for it

[@arandomname3575]

4:03 no you are just dead

[@IBZogTheGreat]

Does it look like he’s dead?

[@advance64bro]

He isn’t dead, that is extreme room temperature IQ

[@mathieul4303]

@@IBZogTheGreatyes.

[@mathieul4303]

@@advance64brohe is dead. Y’all never played the game

[@I_animated_it]

i remember just one boss. i also think that you unlock a hard mode after completing it the first time, and all i remember from that is 4 of the the mirror guy

[@theok7423]

"Watch the world record here: [former WR]" Someone's been busy

[@Drag0nmaster]

I feel like i recognise this game from SOMEWHERE like some youtuber but i cant determine exactly

[@phantomlyaxolotl]

Pointcrow was suggested it by his chat and played it. Hope this helps!

[@Drag0nmaster]

@@phantomlyaxolotlNah not him. I think it was a game dev youtuber but they didnt make this game but they did participate in that game jam iirc

[@phantomlyaxolotl]

@@Drag0nmaster huh. idk then...

[@donovanchin1559]

personally I recognized from captainsauce's 3 random games

[@mrrfyW]

Someone on the Vinesauce team played Deepest Sword

[@thebingogaming2979]

The nostalgia im having from just one boss is insane

[@strawberrydelta2144]

Seeing this vid is crazy, I played this game on newgrounds like 3 years ago, and started doing speedruns of it for like a year. I think my time was something like 3:26

[@postpost1069]

First time I’ve ever beaten EazySpeezy at a game 🥳 (deepest sword), really impressive time :D

[@sya_7489]

Honestly, that dragon looks pretty voluptuous and bad tho Would.

[@Platinum_Commander]

Just One Boss is one of my favorite cool math games. I wish the speedrun had you do hard mode.

[@FalsePlayz-d3w]

I just tried a Deepest Sword speed-run (my first ever speed-run) and got 7:04:88. Is that a good time?

[@dimis9054]

Idk😊

[@ImPuffed]

I had to play the game myself before watching the video I got 21 minutes lol well done

[@Pasakoye]

Would. I mean swould. I mean sword!

[@Orange_AvengerYT]

Donkey would be proud

[@joo3414]

“Thankfully we might be immortal because we don’t burn up.” Actually, you can see your body fall into the lava for a split second. You’re a ghost.

[@Øknap26]

Speezy never fails to penetrate us with giant swords 😊

[@THELOVEPUPPETS]

Goodjob for this game, do you ever try speedrun enter the gungeon or the next up coming Mario party? 🎉

[@fsdsf7970]

The last game has such cool fighting mechanics I loved it

[@AndrewAnufriyev]

You basically have to hit the g spot of the dragon to win lmao😂😂

[@Espagueti_cocido]

PINEAPLE ON PIZZA SHOULD BE THE GOTY 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@monkfishy6348]

When you get duplicated in Just One Boss, you should position each character in the center of their half. It's a bit faster.

[@necomni]

Yo this is my game! Thanks for playing and contributing to the speedrun community 👍

[@Nyerguds]

Ooh, you made the art for Deepest Sword! That's so neat :)

[@Q_D1N0]

5:17 "Unfortunately, there is an old lady on the ground, hope she's ok, but we still dont have time to worry about that" -EazySpeezy 2024