Let’s Speedrun Life: The Game

[@zach3684]

it would be so cool to see this guy speedrun a hitman game

[@wstaal4503]

My guy would be slappin people with samons right left and centre

[@some_random_dude13]

If he plans enough then I would love it to.

[@Md5offical]

lol

[@MaskakoBlack]

i mean,he speedrunned Mr.bullet,which is a 2d hitman game technically

[@PatchyPoPo]

I TOLD HIM 2 TIMES TO SPEEDRUN HITMAN 3. I guess I am lonely 🙁.

[@fugyfruit]

Very glad to see you put the fails up because I definitely would have paused for it if you didn't

[@yummynubs3646]

I still ended up pausing for them for some reason

[@thunderwormgacha2926]

I still paused it🙃

[@ijbolll]

Why are u guys pausing it even though hes saying it out loud? 😭

[@_arsonists]

I still had to pause...

[@BagelBagelBagelBa]

siffrin jumpscare

[@twindrill2852]

Fun fact: There’s another minigame that involves you having to clear out your desktop for one of your grandkids to use. Failure to do so scars him for life, leaving him to be institutionalized and creating stickers out of post it notes. I assume it wasn’t shown here due to the suggestive images.

[@progamer21354]

what is the minigame called

[@toizh_x]

they removed it on this version

[@twindrill2852]

@@toizh_x Wait, this is a new version?

[@guyjuprod]

Bro this minigame in on a entirely different game

[@MR-ki4bv]

@@guyjuprod what is the game called?

[@Pineapply_Queen]

I appreciate you putting the text up after each fail so we don't have to have split-second pause timing!

[@silvermoonrain3991]

Pro tip: You can use the . and , keys on your keyboard to move forward and backward frame by frame. I don't think this video had precise pausing, but it's super useful for videos that do

[@fraquero3192]

@@silvermoonrain3991 WHAT THE FUCK SINCE WHEN

[@Harsovoimaa]

wdym by that

[@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel]

@@fraquero3192 I've always known this

[@Chomta]

​@@silvermoonrain3991 FR?

[@lukeguo3966]

at the dating part of the game you can accept and deny everyone to get a different fail for each person

[@SuperDestroyerFox]

I think they were going for one fail per game given how they didn’t do things like reject zoidberg or anything else of the like.

[@justanaverageanimator2531]

I actually found a few glitches on the first game. For example: I found out that you can expand the notes in the talk level by tapping the same notes repeatedly in a comical way.

[@splobby]

no offence but you appear to be a below average animator

[@ИринаКазанцева-ч7ъ]

5:29 Jack plays Five Nights at Freddy's

[@человек-к4т2л]

6:34 u mean greatest time of their afterlives?

[@latexu95]

2:49 Those kids scream like adults.🤣

[@bluey-next777]

2:50 True

[@awmehgoddd]

Imagine waking up one day and saying "I'm gonna speedrun Life"

[@ruby_from_bfdi]

"And get the fails"

[@georgerice6488]

Abortion

[@zahrachughtai3361]

*grabs gun*

[@Y_Aiboh.-]

i love that he forgot a fail, when playing the finder minigame you need to say no to the alien and you'll get a secret fail saying "Why not zoidberg?"

[@bajiwolf]

EazySpeezy did it, he speedran life, didn't think he could do it, but he did it.

[@sophykeosuncheng5952]

Man this is so nostalgic. I remember denis playing this years ago

[@leeeverett495]

Ikr

[@_optical_]

I came here to comment about it. Guess I'm not the only one!

[@overdosedonmelanin]

Thats true.

[@ThoseAverageFries]

Omg yes

[@valjudielbatoc2552]

I'm glad someone knows that vid

[@lucydaeris77]

I watched this at a bus station in the middle of the night, really appreciated the jump scare warning 😅

[@Sleepkirby6472]

1:20 there are multiple fails for this segment if you accept the evil girl, the kitty lady and deny zoidberg.

[@Utah-Forever]

List them please

[@Sleepkirby6472]

@@Utah-Forever "You were always attracted to dangerous chicks. This time you went too far and were found the next day in 7 different cities!" "OMG kittens! Seeing that old lady so happy accompanied only by cute little feline creatures made you get a tiny cat too. Today you live alone with 16.5 cats and spend 18 hours a day catering to their every need." "Why not zoidberg?" Running out of time just gives you the fail message for the one you're on.

[@Utah-Forever]

@@Sleepkirby6472 ok!

[@Alyozya]

"lets speedrun life"

[@Skreemin_dood]

Miscarrige is a world record

[@shannenhickey4790]

👨👩 👶🔫 🫷👨‍⚕️

[@lunacy3]

I feel like so much was happening with how fast he was trying to read out the cue cards🤣

[@ianeyun1978]

6:29 "Greatest night of his LIFE" Bruh he dead

[@sigmaPickle400]

5:43 was that jacksepticeye

[@aren1709]

bro this unlocked a memory i never thought existed. thank you

[@supersebby8376]

I hate and love at the same time the enthusiasm in all the fails like dying from screwing up your placement of pills.

[@abhirajbhokare1989]

I truly love your channel. Keep doing the best work. Such creative videos you’ve on this channel. Just subscribed! Officially the first viewer of any video on this channel. I’ve never witnessed such awesome editing as this one. Following your channel from the last two years, interesting content! You’re working so hard, may all your wishes come true. Congratulations on your first 10K followers, may you reach 100K soon. Whoever is reading this, never give up. God is with you. When watching your videos, I accidentally hit ‘like’ and never knew when. The moment you came here is at 05:17. Love this video, I think I’ve watched it four times.

[@Erased__Timeline]

7:09 this got me laughing so hard😂😂

[@SwiftlyZone]

6:53 CupHead lore

[@30-50FeralHogs]

Fun fact: the failure text is different for when you nope Zoidberg in the first game, where it just says "Why not Zoidberg?"

[@emma512]

1:08 Osu reimagined

[@NosiyCat]

No joke this game Is how I learnt to make coffee when I was like 7 years old

[@emilywoow]

YOOOO! I thought everyone had forgotten about life the game! So much nostalgia :')

[@banzaibean1165]

One of the weirdest things I just realized is that Alan did you're surgery when you were younger for you pimples, stole your job, your girl, and was still alive (and young looking) after you died of old age. Alan is more chad than i realized when i first saw this game years ago

[@taiyoyo1673]

"Highway to Hell" "Stairway to Heaven" There will be a time when no one gets it

[@MoltenLqva]

i love the choice to put the fails in the corner instead of making people pause the video

[@TriggerVR657]

I love that they added Sean in the second game

[@29.trankhoinguyen]

When your life is a game and u need to speedrun it

[@bumchips6736]

5:40 you do know who jacksepticeye is right?

[@rickmondria622]

i love how you tell us one second before the jumpscare that there is a jumpscare.

[@TheBcoolGuy]

Warning: There is a jumpscare in this video.

[@b-17theflyingfortress]

Love how he didn't even tried to add the "clear your search history" in the video 🤣🤣🤣

[@JOCAeNUNO]

8:48 yeah, thats a razor...

[@bayecheek5987]

And a freaking steak what the hell I actually like steak

[@TheBcoolGuy]

There's razors in yo apple on Halloween!

[@ASURA-47]

Such an old game! Nice speed run!

[@hankhillplaysgames4450]

Hey dude thank you so much you brought me into the speedrunning community I practice speedruns all the time while I watch your videos your my favorite KZbinr you’ll probably never see this but I am so thankful for you

[@ruby_from_bfdi]

I finally saw the rest of this game GOD DAMMIT ALAN

[@spooderman6312]

I'd love it if every time that you failed in this game, you get the song from that one random robot chicken sketchthe went "🎵dissapointment in the game of life🎵"

[@penkashow1488.]

9:15 HIIIIIIGHWAY TO HELL

[@starrr_mannn]

2:36 there is an ending where you get everything, as far as i can remember

[@HopePapernacky]

I'm very glad you specified "the game"

[@nicolejones3686]

I didn't know there was a speed run for this game or a sequel to the game 😄

[@itsame43]

The shopping one has two fails the other one is putting everything in the store in your cart

[@ZaktakLol]

I find it way too funny how if the game was just called “life”, the title would be “Let’s speedrun life”

[@tigermcintosh3121]

I LOVE YOUR VIDS MATE KEEP IT UP

[@Itselsarb]

The fact that he was able to fit like a five or six minute speed run inside of a eight minute video

[@PajanAlt]

1:30 a splash can enter a child's mouth causing you to go to jail for feeding a child wrong substances

[@Rengokusrighteyebrow]

"how could beerpong ruin your life?" subtle foreshadowing

[@Sleepkirby6472]

2:24 the fail message changes if you buy everything.

[@bhavishyasinghpremi8949]

You should definitely speedrun jump king

[@simitcicem]

"all these gosts are having the best time of their LIVES"

[@MillerIRL]

Damn this game was so funny loved to watch people play it😂

[@ThoseAverageFries]

i remember a youtuber by the name of "Denis" played this and i really thought it was a cool game so its nice to see another youtuber i watch do it

[@Tennosan]

6:00 Me a person who likes so much anime rhythm game series like Persona Dancing, Hatsune Miku Project Diva and Taiko no Tatsujin.

[@Zephina_and_the_crew]

3:08 i can still hear the legends words... (Markiplier-)

[@ghostdross1660]

@EazySpeezy You forgot to buy everything on the midlife crisis which I is another ending😢😢😢

[@monkeking3738]

eazyspeezy in 2034: TODAY WERE GONNA BE SPEEDRUNNING THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE IN 2 MINUTES

[@WhyEveryHandleTaken]

Always a good day when a speed run shows up in my fyp

[@VaydenVanderbunt-t2q]

Bro, at 1:37 💀 “You imbecile” “GET OUT-“

[@JesusMartinez-rr2ry]

I never knew that an Afterlife part had existed in this game!

[@mynameiswalterhiteyo]

"I hate my life so today I'm gonna speedrun it!"

[@inaraching871]

In 3:05 he drags the girl to the drug and he doesn't fail. 😮

[@phuonganhnguyenngoc1745]

That girl was heading to the fire

[@aaronli7148]

They are having the greatest night of their life even though they are dead

[@SeanXSF]

"God dammit Alan!" Made me laugh so hard

[@EFTZ8430]

Great speedrun.

[@Gasconer]

Honestly I think it would be fun to see a Resident Evil Speedrun maybe a superscut of your 1st playthrough then the speedrun :)

[@R0Z3G0L6]

'all fails' you didnt get all fails! on the findher app, if you say yes / no you get different fails

[@itsame43]

He also didn't do the second shopping fail where you put everything in the cart

[@EazySpeezy]

The speedrunning community decided to do it this way, so I was just going off their categories. It is a bit sad though, since we don’t get the zoidberg fail

[@R0Z3G0L6]

@@EazySpeezy poor zoidburg :(

[@RealCryptoTest]

I’m actually considering speedrunning life myself so this is helpful The game seems fun enough too

[@maniac-df1ei]

that sounds dark

[@idkanymore6897]

this guy is speedrunning games i thought never possible to speedrun

[@mifigor1935]

2:43 I am the monster you created

[@andre_601]

The sound when the first kid gets electrocuted made me laugh for several minutes.

[@Purple_Guy_Ialwayscomeback]

Love your videos EazySpeezy!

[@mooing_cowmilk]

you should try the irl category of this

[@Nightgames_YT_949]

Fun fact:In the level where you talk if you spam click in the notes it gets bigger and bigger the more you click the more HUMONGUS IT GETS

[@youshouldchill6156]

6:29 … I really don't think they are...

[@jonny11bonk]

I remember the Windows 10 update push back in 2016. Even if you haven't opened the Windows update on your Win7 or 8/8.1 machine, it automatically installed the update wizard and a single click of the button, you could've lost everything. Yeah, Windows 10 wasn't that popular back then.

[@4cuck]

Cool info but like, why on this vid exactly?

[@kakkupukki]

2:18 Suomi mainittu! Finland joke there, hehe.

[@Guywithabadenglish]

Hmmm Snow, Happiest country, Himo Haya. Btw hows life like there? Love the country From Brazil 🇧🇷❤️

[@someone0]

*why not zoidberg*

[@Mister64the64th]

Da na

[@James-v8z4u]

Da

[@xrg3064]

1:01 I wasn't expecting for my name to pop up there 😂

[@nemo53]

You forgot to add year to timer cause you had to wait till next Haloween

[@callmeobsequious]

Thank you for putting the full fail texts in the upper left corner!

[@nyx472]

yk how long i haven't seen these types of gaming vids

[@abcd1235-c3x]

would love to see the real version of this speedrun

[@Foxyklan123]

4:03 U win

[@TundeEszlari]

Magical content.

[@shanmoon537]

I thought he gonna legit speedrun the real life

[@maksymilianjanowski6396]

Speed run baldi true ending

[@defireleaf]

2:13 maybe a warning for the eyes? Like i just woke up and got hit with that

[@valleyluvsU]

he did it, he speedran life

[@Astrid.DaCapo]

One day this man is going to speed run real life-

[@jjoyce222]

SPEEDRUN 3 GAMES PLS 1: SUPER MEAT BOY 2: BATTLEBLOCK THEATER 3: ALIEN HOMINID 👇

[@okaymario]

can't wait for the part 2 where he does it irl. 💀

[@Apollo_G]

god i just got flashbacks to watching jacksepticeyes video about this game 6 years ago. exact same thumbnail too

[@N0thlng8]

This game is realistic.

[@tylern6420]

are you real

[@pawpsicl]

@@tylern6420 this game is

[@DaStickman]

Bro just got got born and 2 min in he is a father now *in game

[@Tofukatze]

"and now we see us fly through the sky...idk" is that the moment where we can be shocked that he didnt mention or get the E.T. reference?

[@Alexplaysgames040]

i just got hit by so much nostalgia rn

[@josephjennings3146]

Now to see him actually speedrun the game of the board game of the very same name