A True 100% Speedrun of Papers Please

[@NStripleseven]

90 percent of the endings are just “You messed up. You are arrested. The punishment is forced labor. Screw you.”

[@charallave1000]

"The penalty is death. Your family's fate is uwnknown. Fuck you. Glory to Arstotzka."

[@NStripleseven]

@@charallave1000 that’s the other 10%

[@LeventK]

Actually, 3 of 20 endings are good endings, which makes at least 15% 🤓

[@filekop]

Accurate description of Soviet life

[@brentrichards1200]

Socialism

[@ChiangKai-Shrek]

"Honey, why are you taking away the heat?" "You don't get it, I NEED to get ending 4!"

[@ultimateloser3411]

The plot thickens

[@sp1cemelon]

I don't know what this game is, nor have I watched the video yet, but I think I'm satisfied not knowing the context to this comment.

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

@@sp1cemelon You're basically playing a genie. Whoever scratches the lamp first, gets to tell you who to bark at

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

@@sp1cemelon And, also, you can kill most of your family, which is kinda nice for saving money on hard mode

[@joakimberg7897]

@@sp1cemelon play it

[@piboy1484]

Hey, I'm the guy that currently has the WR in the all endings category, as well as the person who wrote the guide that I'm fairly sure you used for this video. Just want to say great job on this video, it does a really good job of explaining the different mechanics and endings clearly. Plus your time is actually really good, only 27 seconds slower than my original WR using the same route, and I didn't spend the time collecting tokens in that! But yeah, 10/10 video and of course, Glory to Arstotzka!

[@SenkaBandit]

haiii :3 hiii ^_^

[@daffydj]

:0 Hello comrade, Glory to Arstotzka!

[@yoshi7530]

Whoa didn’t expect to see someone like you here

[@eskibileyci198]

hats off to you pal

[@eagle56786]

goat

[@derekrequiem4359]

"Having a family is expensive which means we want to kill everyone except for our wife." - EazySpeezy, 2022

[@finnwheadon8547]

So, teh first speedrun strat is the kill our family

[@greenslider9058]

Best husband and father

[@Twinster20]

No risk of generational trauma if there's no next generation

[@reinhardheinzwarfelr8215]

"I can always make another"

[@bigchunga4982]

"It's a simple calculation"

[@vellizz]

Just FYI, something I learned from playing this game a lot is whenever there's new rules implemented then the first applicant will always be approved for entry in most of the cases, i.e first applicant on the day when the entry tickets are implemented will always be an approved applicant, so you can always approve them instantly to save time. The only thing i can think of when this is not the case is when the game tells you there will be forged stamps in circulation

[@maro0155]

or when you start looking for wanted criminals - the first applicant will always be on the wanted list

[@timonobel615]

And the one day rule of no imporians

[@OverseerMoti]

A little optimization strat: - Put the passport in between the stamps; you only need to see the green or the red instead of the full stamp. - Starting from the reason stamp being implemented, put the audio transcript on the table.

[@nickrustyson8124]

Also when you get something new, the first guy is always correct

[@DrEcho]

You can also alternate food and heat and keep everyone alive if money's tight.

[@kuruju_vtube]

@@DrEcho pass, it's so expensive to have a family, rather kill them all.

[@F.B.I]

@@DrEcho i played this game for 100+ hours and i didnt have any problems with money and family both on PC and Mobile, i cant even think HOW people can mess up THIS bad

[@DrEcho]

@@F.B.I I understand that. All I'm saying is that it's a safe strategy that I don't think Pope intended for players to figure out.

[@lumiinousity]

“You are hot like fire, object of desire, wrap my heart in wire. Approve my visa” Eazy: “I appreciate it!” Seconds after denying her 😂

[@vincenttt8289]

You are my fire The one desire

[@VGF80]

@@vincenttt8289 Believe, when I say I want it that way

[@cyberqueen201]

@@VGF80 TELL ME WHY

[@dddant]

@@cyberqueen201 AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEART BREAK

[@yeet21tuamiamidolphinscheetah]

@@dddant tell me why

[@Tabsau]

I love the thought of the main character just talking to himself predicting everything while rushing through his work

[@masterofdoots5965]

That's funny

[@logangoodwin451]

"uh, why are you talking to yourself?"

[@Donerci_Pikacu_Usta]

1:08 “It might seem there aren’t much speedrun strats for this game but don’t worry because there is a lot more than you might think” “The first one being killing our own family” Yeah it just a speedrun strat (!) That went dark REEEEAAAL quick

[@cheesydanishgaming3333]

EazySpeezy, the speedrunner that doesn’t really care about the time he gets only the fun that comes with speed running

[@buzzsawwyrm1595]

Like 301 and ye

[@TheSoulCalledZuzia]

True!

[@lod4246]

speedfunner

[@benro6564]

This game is great. I wish it got a VR version like their other game "Please Don't Touch Anything." Being in the booth in VR and having to actually shoot terrorists would be so intense Edit: Yes I am aware that they weren't actually made by the same guy. I heard it once and just went with it without looking more into it. I didn't want to edit it earlier because in case my comment got hearted, the heart would be removed. But there's no chance of it being hearted now so whatever

[@joshlegacy1101]

Was this made by the same people? Lucas Pope made this.

[@LucasPlay171]

@@joshlegacy1101 yup, 100% sure

[@winglessdraco4865]

This. This NEEDS to be done. I loved Please don't touch anything in VR but Paper's Please in VR sounds like an insane experence.

[@JohnJohnson-lr3ve]

Nowhere have I seen it say that this too was made by Lucas Pope, not on Pope's personal website or on the please don't touch anything site. Thought this was a completely separate dev

[@NightlyChart86]

That’d be sick as hell

[@TroyVan6654]

18:51 This is because if you help EZIC on all the tasks (or all but one), they will trust you and basically consider you one of them. On day 31 when they plan to blow up the wall, they will give you a heads up to hold your fire and let them do their thing, and that you won't be harmed. If you then kill one or both attackers, you will have betrayed them, and all endings (apart from the ones where you escape the country) reflect the fact. If you don't do the required number of tasks for them, they will see you as just another obstacle in their attack plan. If you kill them, you won't be considered to have betrayed them, and they won't communicate to you in the endings.

[@UltraPoyoColt]

Neat to see a quick overview of all endings, and a speedrun too! Awesome!

[@UltraPoyoColt]

Here before 1 hour!

[@julka_he9292]

The tip for future speed runners: the first person ALWAYS have the new things correct, or if u just unlocked wanted people then first one is always wanted

[@julka_he9292]

Hope u guys understand, I’m not fluent in English

[@arvi4766]

@@julka_he9292 no its ok

[@kosmosfan01]

Game: Almost all of your family has died. Eazy: Looks like I'll PB this time around with that time save 😆

[@TroyaNR]

This is one of the first games I ever played on PC. This video made me happy to see it again

[@serjgaming1622]

idk why i was laughing so hard at 16:10 when he went from Dmitri in the stall to being arrested to back to dmitri being in the stall in the span of 5 seconds

[@BatuhanDere]

Its cuz of dimitri's moustache

[@xavierputman2304]

As a random Irish man once said: GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

[@Fowlplay141]

I saw Jorji and immediately went POTATO MAN!!!

[@ilovemugs]

It is a fictional universe taking place in USSR, so I don't understand how is there an Irish person

[@F.B.I]

@@ilovemugs not really USSR, but something similar

[@dividedstatesofamerica2520]

@@F.B.I Yes really, it is.

[@floppa_nature9840]

@@dividedstatesofamerica2520 the devs themself said it was based on the border between east berlin and west berlin i think? though it's close

[@princeofpersia8232]

You sat almost 7 hours for this speedrun.Huge respect man!

[@Russia_Moscow_countryhuman]

I remember this game! It was fun and I’m glad people are still playing it

[@pixilfygaming4086]

I think we can all agree that watching easyspeezy play this older game gives us nostalgia

[@iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis]

this ain't that old. still gold doe

[@majorpwner241]

Gen Z kids can all agree on that.

[@jeff9400]

o... older??

[@Muffinmurdurer]

If you were born after Papers Please came out you shouldn't be allowed on the internet.

[@ADuxk]

older?

[@lilypad2245]

I always wondered how a speed run of this game would work

[@TheAirsickParrot]

I love it how he Causley says "And then we got a bomb we have to defuse" saying that like thats a normal statement. lol. Love this guy.

[@micheru3563]

this video made me want to play some papers please for the first time in a while. unfortunately, i tried to get other endings, but it wouldnt register that i did. which sucks. pretty cool seeing an old game get some recognition in 2022

[@memeweirdguyn.0019]

What this would probably look like to the border guard: *madman takes five seconds to process all the immigrants, the Arstotzka government is panicked not knowing what to do to stop this man that seemingly escapes prison, kills his family, collaborates and/or destroys a entire terrorist organization and if that wasn't enough keeps buying tickets to get out of the country and get back in for the next day*

[@Benny_AUT]

Also, he is a psychopath, let almost his entire family die of starvation, comes back from death and is capable of time travel

[@Matt561]

My wife's name is in this game, He was taking submissions in the beta.

[@polargames6693]

"DETENTION!! " "DA FUC OUTTA MY LINE" and last but not least.... "Potato Man!"

[@charliewooderson7573]

I know this is late, but I heard somewhere that if you deny someone that can be detained, you can give them back their passport, which should count it as a processed entrant, then detain them, which adds towards the detaining bonus. I may be wrong, but I’m pretty sure it’s correct.

[@IngwiePhoenix_nb]

"The day ends early" is an unironically funny way of describing being almost killed. Ima keep that x)

[@gustavogcoelho182]

Im loving these longer videos of summed up long gameplays

[@cq4538r]

I'm curious as to see how Eazy would do speedrunning all endings for "Please, Don't Touch Anything"...

[@Gamering22]

“There actually are a few speedrun tricks we can do here, the first one being killing our family” Well okay then

[@mrgamer-sn1tp]

lesson learnt: if you want to illegally enter a country, bring shiny things to give to the guards

[@stacey9377]

the amount of time and effort it takes to do it over and over again for covering this video is insane subscription deserved

[@xx_robotkrew_xx1446]

If it takes this speed run over 6 hours to 100% complete the game, then I wonder how long a normal 100% play through would take

[@shadowwolf3455]

Honestly thank you because in never see anyone do a 100 percent speed run of papers plz

[@pigoverlord8250]

Honestly, I think a lifetime in the gulag is worse for Simon than getting tortured for like a day or two

[@guy990]

Looked forward to this video, learned a lot about the different endings!

[@regelepalmierilor4582]

Bro the damn memories of his game. Good times

[@MartijnMos]

Great to see such an awesome play through of the game. While watching I thought there was a "perfect" ending as well, but after the video I remembered that you always get at least 1 citation from the friend of your boss. So I guess that's not a thing. Also thought there were different endings if you managed to leave with different family members alive, but I suppose they're the same "Escape with Family" ending. Weird that there are 4 different versions of "You go to Jail!" yet only one "You escape with the Fam!" Anyways, awesome video. Makes me wanna replay the game again :)

[@mytiliss682]

I thought you have to get less than 2 citations for "Glory to Arstozka" ending. Maybe it's only for achievement.

[@729MendicantTide]

Doesn't the forced citation have to do with Jorji offering you his passport to confiscate without authorization?

[@bartudundar3193]

"It's kind of an annoying check though so I mess it up a lot" It's usually pretty easy actually. Check if seal is there first and then remember that Square seals don't have M.O.A. written on them and circular ones do. That's it. Work permit seals are much more troublesome since they are pressed on writing and their writing can be obscured. There are also four different versions of those seals so you might as well not care about them for the purposes of a speedrun.

[@Yashuop]

Don’t we all love a daily dose of watching EasySpeezy?❤

[@kianyt7987]

🫧

[@kianyt7987]

bubbles

[@YourLocalCommenter0]

He doesn't upload daily

[@kianyt7987]

Say ABC if you like dinosaurs.

[@kianyt7987]

Abc

[@acekungaming3385]

this was cut and edited so well, great job, very watchable as i've always been curious about all the endings c:

[@IAMTOMSAWYER]

I loved playing this, it was really enjoyable reliving this game with you!

[@nyanSynxPHOENIX]

Your editing made it seem like this was easy and quick, then I would look at the timestamp and realize a few hours have already gone by.

[@Auugghughg]

An amazing game, can’t wait to see how well you do

[@pooriap837]

Hell yeah i always wanted a papers please speedrun

[@mincecriftYT]

There's no good ending in this game, just bad endings and okay endings

[@taxavation]

I think for all we know the Obristan ending can be considered good but the rest range from genuinely horrible to decent

[@usptact]

I was born and lived in USSR, and have seen my fair share of life then. This game is fun and not fun at the same time... memories.

[@yungratpoison]

just checked my steam and i havent played this since 2014 wow time flies im about to go play it again

[@randomperson3935]

Petition for EazySpeezy to speedrun FNAF: The Glitched Attraction

[@mattan44]

The world of Papers Please is full of awdul regimes, but this video shows us who the real monster is

[@husky0098]

Speedrunners

[@Athenaa13]

A strat: Have your rule book just at the corner of your booth and have it be opened at "rules".

[@ObsidianHunter99]

Wait doesn't Sergiu's whole story end with a token that you technically missed here by letting him die?

[@VGF80]

@@uncreative172 It's worth the citation, but not for speedrunning.

[@timothymclean]

Nope, you only get credits and a warm fuzzy feelings, neither of which is required for a 100% speedrun. Especially not the warm fuzzies.

[@Name_coming_soon]

I’ve watched this video like 10 times this week and it only gets better

[@daniflorin5350]

I literally just replayed this game like 3 days ago, god i love this game. I would do anything for a sequel or a dlc.

[@nyanSynxPHOENIX]

The Brexit one was a spiritual successor, right?

[@adityarajkhowalama5081]

There's a short film named "Papers Please" which u might like

[@Geobeetle]

8:22 Ezic doesn’t report you, the person you’re letting in is supposed to cover up the investigation into you about the money and if you don’t let them in the investigation goes through and you get arrested. They aren’t threatening you.

[@steampunkenDoctor]

Ohhhh that’s pretty cool, and it makes it kinda more funny with context because he’s complaining about letting in someone trying to help him lol

[@lektik2941]

As an avid Hades fan, who remembers when the hydra was added (before it was even called Learnie), I'm hyped to hear about Hades 2 early access! I can't wait.

[@alonfarji]

I can hear in my head Jacksepticeye yells "Glory to Arstotzka!"

[@lucabelcea1510]

GLORY TO ARSTOZKA

[@roadstarification]

Little potato man

[@dream_walker9726]

same

[@prokaryoticcellwithanucleu2438]

I love this game. Thank you for Speedrunning this. Glory to Arstotzka!

[@ariesdemiurge]

The only thing I've learned from this video is you can't win in Arstotska. Work with the rebels? Jail, credits. Refuse to work with the rebels and rat them out to your boss? Jail, credits.

[@Sirkowalski1]

Refugee: help can I go through although I don't have a ID? Easyspeezy:no Refugee:how about I give you this token? Easyspeezy: YES YES YES GO AHEAD

[@ElliotsLegoCreations]

"And this is the worst bomb I've ever seen in my life, kinda embarrassing." -EazySpeezy.

[@hazybee_]

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY I LOVE PAPERS PLEASE SM

[@diegohinojosa4882]

You can hear his sanity slowly leaving because he’s taken hours speedrunning

[@ogorekcyfrowywdupiekota]

Great game and a great speedrun my man!

[@Anonymous-gj4yi]

Oh my god, you just speedran my favorite game, thanks for speedrunning this game.

[@anustin3439]

Fun fact: this game came to mobile this year, 100% worth checking out!!

[@lum7311]

where can i find it

[@ricku7765]

@@lum7311 playstore but it's paid

[@theonlybigsmoke]

@@ricku7765 Of course it's paid, the original game was also paid so it would make sense to make the mobile game paid as well .

[@ricku7765]

@@theonlybigsmoke vampire survivors is free but paid on steam which is original 😑

[@maee]

Yay, you finally did it!! Papers, Please is one of my favorite games of all-time :D Glory to Arstotzka!

[@Brice__420]

I’m starting to love these speed runs finally something that isn’t a reaction on KZbin😂

[@ironwolf4065]

I that it would be awsome is you tried to speedrun “a way out” if there is a speedrun for it with your brother, sister or one of your KZbin friends. Its a cool game and i would love to see you play it!

[@tgyk80642]

I'm surprised there isn't an ending for keeping every family member alive for the month.

[@Tristlox]

Didn't he miss an ending? There is a different ending for escaping to Obristan with the whole family instead of just a few.

[@thorgidogofthunder]

you just have to escape with whoever's alive, which he did around 17:30 if you listen carefully, the good ending music is playing in the background

[@notreal5265]

maybe the real glory is the people we detained along the way

[@bloodwolf2002]

Can I say this The boss sucks that he wants you to let this friend through, but you get a citation if you do , but he said you're bad if you do

[@oskiesullano3150]

The saddest part of the game:a person doing awful things to a person's daughter Meanwhile eazyspeezy:Kills his entire family

[@psyclic2800]

love your vids man, keep making em

[@ymir77777]

“There are actually speedruns strats in this game, and the first one is killing our family”

[@Someone_HereImgflip]

Aaaaahh yes

[@jeremysepicrun]

Glad i watched your speedruns, rather than trying to figure out each ending myself

[@plumbus09]

Man really tried his chances with social credits this time

[@mikuthedragon]

casually uploads a speedrun on a game with 20 endings, props to you man

[@zombieslayer1468]

man the nostalgia from watching jacksepticeye play this

[@Dot878]

so this is the original from the comedy version “paper please” in “there is no game.”

[@santaslilhelper4945]

Damn man, how do you learn the routes for these games so fast? How long do you usually spend on a video? I’d love to make content like this someday. seems fun, but like a huge amount of work though.

[@Ijiraq05]

He uses guides made by other speed runners

[@fabien1443]

I would Love to see a Stackland Speed run from you. I allways Love to see your Speed runs, and i think you will Love the game as much i do

[@kivaHBRO_04]

This game was also so scary to me like the vibe is so gloomy and weird. And I’m always anxious with anxiety. Edit: like I feel so emerged into the world if that time era

[@Potent_Techmology]

imagine living in German occupied Poland or the East Bloc just within the last 70 years

[@kivaHBRO_04]

@@Potent_Techmology oh yeah, you right

[@Potent_Techmology]

history is taught so poorly this stuff is so interesting, makes you think special interests control what/how you learn about the past for a reason...@@kivaHBRO_04

[@Name_Pendingg]

"The first one being killing our family!" EazySpeezy 2022

[@crafthermanos758]

i think he might not like simon very much, don't know why

[@depresseddoggo1104]

12:26 “we get our next early day home” *motorcycle explosion*

[@Conix316]

you know its a long game when the speedrun takes almost seven hours

[@nick1181]

best husband of the year award goes to EasySpeezy

[@BlitzerXYZ]

I didn't realize there was 20 endings. I feel like I watched all of them

[@MageSkeleton]

was nice to see this game get some love. That was actually neat to watch and you'd think there's be more and other dumb "trinkets" lolz

[@volcanhacks]

This would be great as a VR game

[@veev.1298]

You’re so right

[@Krystal_Gaming_]

The person you call jorji I call potato man and he's honestly a great guy

[@RepostCollection]

This is proof that small game devs make way better games than multi-billion dollar companies

[@aluberthegoober]

"After we go to sleep our Wife finally dies." Cold

[@Jack-kz4nb]

Ay, can you play not for broadcast next? It’s like Papers please and I’ll love to see it get speedrunned.

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

for a while my autism latched onto this game, this is nostalgic

[@zclementsgod3087]

What about sergiu and elisa