Strong Bad Email

[@jamestouchette859]

It's 2024 and I'm only just now remembering those groundbreaking interactive popup ads, and also that I'm old as garlic balls.

[@theimmortalrain867]

If only “Sit In The Men’s Room and Play Tetris For An Hour” breaks were easier to come by.

[@PSIHedgehogChris]

Man, the last job I had got mad at me when I took my "Sit in the Men's Room and Play Tetris For An Hour" breaks. Strong Bad must have some mad job security.

[@ladymantis]

I AM TOTALLY NEVER GOING TO QUIT THIS JOB BUT START COMPLAINING ABOUT IT A LITTLE BIT MORE!!! Lmao!!

[@dangerdantheone]

Welp, thats what all fast food and customer service people say when they have no other options for jobs, and something bad happens at their jobs

[@GabrielusPrime]

It's the American way!

[@hamursh]

Here's what he should have said "I QUIT! I AM NEVER GONNA WORK HERE AGAIN!"

[@fritzy8318]

@@hamursh that wouldn’t be a joke though. It’d just be a statement.

[@hamursh]

@@fritzy8318 Well it'd be funnier than a joke that overexplained itself!

[@Exarian]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime That's why I sbemail on company time

[@ExStepsister]

Nice

[@hrrproductions553]

Okay, THAT was cool! 😁

[@thaitemple1807]

“BLOCKED!!! Back to work, drone!”😂😂😂😂

[@Gryphon1-1]

At the end: Computer over? Virus equals very yes? That's not a good prize!

[@agen335]

Ooh! And the Corpy ... just peed my carpet

[@hamursh]

Actually it wasn't a virus...

[@Growlzagra]

Oh that's it! I am totally never gonna quit this job but start complaining about it a little bit more!

[@Waifu_Hunter69]

Growlzagra we’ve all been there in one way or another

[@agen335]

Well, I better get back to tazering that gnome, or, upgrading the tazer in that gnome server.

[@c.j.stanbridge4560]

Instinctively tried to press "TAB" to see if it would highlight Easter Eggs...

[@Alex_K221]

C.J. Stanbridge Wait what? You could hit tab to see Easter eggs? How come I never knew about that?

[@TheInkPitOx]

@@Alex_K221 Back in the ol-den days of the site, holding down tab would highlight the Easter eggs

[@Alex_K221]

@@TheInkPitOx Oh I wish I knew that. I would just move my mouse around looking for something to click on. Why did I found out about this after flash died? :-(

[@tbuddy888]

Never forget that the Cheat invented VPNs.

[@Dinofly4]

*No*, I mean, *no*, I mean, *no*.

[@abejones9218]

that's what she said

[@L0vely_B0nes497]

you missed the gnome tazer game

[@italia689]

"I'll have that DNA evidence on your desk by five."

[@BorisFangirl]

Nice. "Oh you are Soooo not going to work here again.

[@joeywomer]

The next time I'm working, I should take one of those "Sit in the Mens Room and Play Tetris for an hour Breaks"

[@dustinthehuman8626]

CHEAT WARE is written in the OCR A typeface.

[@BlueGhostofSeaside]

"Yes, sir! Sorry, sir! Right away, sir! Hallelujah, sir!"

[@NerdyZigDood]

“I’ll have that DNA Evidence on your desk by 5.”

[@TheInkPitOx]

Hallelujah?

[@bakidk]

As I recall, it was something about Bubs using it in lieu of green apple syrup in a sno-cone.. can't remember who he sold it to, but someone ate it.

[@GuitaurenHero]

"I don't know how those bloggers do it." I wouldn't worry about that Strong Bad. The closest bloggers came to work, these days, is mowing their lawn when they were 12.

[@Maverick180c]

I miss those mini games in the ads. I punched osama like 12 times!

[@TheInkPitOx]

Those drove me nuts until I got ad blockers

[@shelbythibodeau5506]

I thought "logging off" and "logging out" were the same thing!

[@TheInkPitOx]

They are

[@otaku34]

I'll have that DNA evedince on your desk by five

[@glitchedoom]

I was a kid when this came out, but now I'm the one with the admin pwivleges.

[@rosskerr1439]

I wish they hadn't cut that one scene. You know the one.

[@pikminfan6778]

I'll have that DNA Evidence on your desk by 5:00.

[@TheInkPitOx]

I didn't notice him calling the guy nitwit before.

[@quantumharmonizer3514]

did anyone ever try to press esc, ctrl, tab, both shifts, numlock, and ~ just to see if anything would happen?

[@15kimig]

i did

[@wxfwbackyard4299]

aaaaaand...

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

Yeah. It didn't do anything.

[@tanith117]

Flickered through my open windows a bit, but that was cause of Shift tab.

[@KairuHakubi]

It's nice to know Pom Pom bought a business with his filmmaker money

[@TheInkPitOx]

My school doesn't trust ad blockers.

[@autobotgodzilla]

I'll have that DNA evidence on your desk by five

[@bobalinx8762]

I was hoping Cheat Ware would be a microgame collection...

[@TheInkPitOx]

Pixel Granny could be their mascot

[@otaku34]

AAHH, THE BIG CHEESE

[@pikminfan6778]

Pom Pom: (Bubbling)

[@hamursh]

So the Big Cheese is Pom Pom? Strong Bad is friends with Pom Pom so his imagination should work!

[@TheInkPitOx]

You'd think Big Cheese would be a nickname for the Cheat

[@TheInkPitOx]

My class has Facebook blocked and KZbin comments disabled.

[@manuabousaid5683]

Cindy Botsford’s mouth:

[@micahlehrke9]

hold esc ctrl tab alt shiftx2 numlock ~

[@miketrudel2405]

What could possibly be the difference between logging off and logging out?

[@jamestouchette859]

Homestar became Patricia Tannis???????

[@Lucius1958]

"Nudules and crudules"? What happened to the plodules?

[@berrim26]

Does anyone know which hr toon 'the Nitwon' is from? I named my cat that but can't show anyone the origin of her name!

[@TheInkPitOx]

This won

[@joeywomer]

I wonder what's the name of the office building the gang works at?

[@TheInkPitOx]

You mean the business?

[@dangerdantheone]

DOes that esc ctrl shift shift numlock tilde(squiggly) work?

[@TheInkPitOx]

Do you want a BSOD?

[@SorakuFett]

It doesn't

[@syafiqjabar]

That Dilbert parody even gets the misogyny right.

[@tifforo1]

Dilbert's author likes to mock all the characters and make them all look bad, but once people started complaining about female characters being portrayed as brittle, he toyed with it by doing it more.

[@syafiqjabar]

Most of Scott Adams' terrible opinions and paranoid ramblings are in his blogs instead of Dilbert, but occasionally they pop up there too.

[@cheatsenabled1662]

Hehehehehehe. Misogyny. You think that's what it is. Although actually the more I think about it the less "funny" and the more "pathetic" I think it is. Okay scratch that giggling at the beginning, now I just pity you.

[@Toonrick12]

Well this comment... Aged.

[@sotosbros]

Hey, Damonte the ultimate gamer, do you go to offices?

[@sotosbros]

***** WWWAAAHHH!!! Why are you so mean to me?!

[@sotosbros]

+Carlos Eduardo WWWAAAHHH!!! I'm sorry for adding you to my circles! Please don't block me and remove all my stuff! WWWWAAAAHHHH!!!!