Butterfly Dream - Re:Zero Lust IF Story

[@nicholaskattula5306]

This is literally just Re:Zero as a "normal" isekai

[@VarticTube]

underrated comment right here

[@jauneark2824]

Vartic well its kinda true

[@mochi7833]

That is so true man, your comment is underrated lmao

[@mikkodoria4778]

*normal Isekai trash

[@Chomusuke1]

Sorry but Isekai protags dont get this kind of action. They might have a harem, but it comes at the price of either anxiety that holds them back or complete obliviousness.

[@explorercompass0167]

"That lucky bastard." A phrase i never expect to be used on subaru

[@madweeb6860]

After dying like 20 times I think its still not fair to use

[@TrapConnoisseur.]

@@madweeb6860 dont forget the trauma

[@Aditya-jt8qk]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Makemyluck]

Kasuma would disagree 😂

[@night_hat4948]

@@Makemyluck He would rage but he already has THAT place to go to with the boys XD

[@iamjaiguy]

"Not only is he a pimp, but hes also a daddy." No greater words have ever been said

[@karlsnod2784]

Lost my shit when I saw and hear that he is in fact the king pimp daddy

[@BigFatSweat]

1.4k likes and no comments let me change that

[@Chadniger]

1.4k likes and only 1 comment lemme change that

[@supremegod_1]

1.6k like and two comments let me change that

[@matterking1]

Also a diddy

[@SiriusGI]

Other IFs: If Subaru made a mistake Lust IF: If the Author made a mistake

[@_DashingAdi_]

Lmao

[@davidford3115]

I kind of hope that the author goes back to the Lust IF and re-writes it into a credible scenario, incorporating much of the original while expanding out the lead up to that point.

[@crimsontheworld772]

This the bes 'what if' you're tripping

[@murtkhafoor464]

Sloth if: If Subaru made the right decision

[@EdenHeartfelt]

@@crimsontheworld772 If you think this is the best, Then you have no freinds and need to stop self inserting yourself as Kirito.

[@gilyahalom9150]

The way you read this so seriously just made this ten times funnier.

[@laurentiumiu751]

At 2:49 in the video I already paused it, wondering: wtf am I listening to?

[@Samuel-te8cm]

@@laurentiumiu751 i just started and my head already hurts so much from when he mentioned Petra being married as well

[@sittingcrowd912]

SlimyLark I laughed so hard when he said that Petra was pregnant too 😂

[@hari14m]

Haha this is definitely a joke

[@Amandeep68Singh]

@@laurentiumiu751 "WEEBO69, GOING DARK"

[@XxriroxbaixX]

“He married all 5 candidates, including Rem” *YES YES YES YES YES* “And Petra” *NO NO NO NO NO*

[@footballvideos5183]

Jojo???

[@iplay10101]

@@footballvideos5183 Always has been.

[@TheGreatAndYOU]

@@iplay10101lmfao

[@No-yr9rs]

iS tHaT a JoJo ReFrEnCe?¿? (but srsly was that intentional?)

[@ThunderDragonRandy]

My exact same reaction

[@ignoremypaststupidity2719]

Purge king Subaru kills thousands of people for no reason “Aight that’s cool” King Subaru marries two minors “YO YO YO HOLD UP HELL NAH”

[@alinastanescu4430]

Wait that's ilegal

[@astrotecn]

yeah the hipocrisy

[@orange6259]

Subaru and felts age gap is only like 3 years right?

[@alinastanescu4430]

@@orange6259 Subaru is 17 years old and Petra is 12 years old so I am guessing 3=5

[@calimorale9880]

@@alinastanescu4430 oh God XD

[@alexwilson1757]

The fact he pulled Priscilla is enough to make him king

[@petershury7135]

Facts

[@hitblank2320]

I mean isn't Reinhardt his subordinate then?

[@xnortheast1106]

True

[@kubiishere]

hottest babe in rezero

[@xavierperes]

True

[@meshiu]

"Why are you crying Kazuma?"

[@chiefhooligan4563]

Meshiu - メシウ yoooo that’s funny af

[@lackGsfn]

"he stole my lighter idea"

[@irvinchasc]

I read that in aquas voice LOL

[@megumin4012]

I asked him but he won't give me a clear answer so I don't know sorry.

[@FrarmerFrank]

To be fair he slept next to Aqua in the Stale but just wasn't ",)little Kauma's type, shared a room with Megumin via Megumin's Mom',# set up but they got interrupted by Silvia just as Megumin limbed on Kazuma,and Only reason Kazuma and Darkness are still Virgins amid. their " wrestling" on Darkness Wedding night was when "little Kazuma" grew right into darkness still clothed crotch(which made her yelp) Oh and it wasn't till the end that Aqua made his heat go doki doki with a genuine thank you but I think was just finally seeing her godly Aura with genuine emotion

[@ApfersPL]

"Pride, Sloth, Wrath, Greed and Gluttony all show us what would have happened if Subaru made the wrong decision at a specific point in the story"... And Lust shows us what would have happened if he made all the right choices D:

[@rishabhpoddar6735]

Lol 69 likes I hope it stays this way

[@mattblaster2378]

Rishabh poddar nope

[@LoliMaster69227]

Plot twist: Lust is just the endgame of the main story.

[@otakudesfedido194]

Lust is if the author made the wrong decision

[@derekjohn7535]

@@otakudesfedido194 Lmao your comment is way too underrated

[@hellishere5615]

The author just wrote a fanfic of it own novel

[@7onitee708]

What a bold move...

[@alinastanescu4430]

@@7onitee708 You are a bold one, general Kenobi

[@icantperson3962]

Fr 😏👍

[@AirSkyyy]

Lol

[@nezunish-898]

"Fine i do it myself" lmao

[@B10-HAZARD]

I have to commend Subaru in this one for somehow getting Priscilla

[@Echidnut]

True, he really did deserve to be king after accomplishing that

[@smallpp8891]

Pro tip: Keep someone in the basement long enough and you’ll get them no problem

[@psf_dioufmaulana3040]

@@smallpp8891 ummm you just left with a skeletal corpse

[@dariuscahyadi9607]

@@Echidnut "that lucky bastard"

[@incognitoincognito4160]

@@dariuscahyadi9607 -Kazuma, probably.

[@llollth]

“With his harem that consists of all five candidates... including Petra” Imma need to stop you right there my man

[@raawesome3851]

Well, our morals don't exactly influence the if storylines. I mean, doesn't Rem and Emilia both marry Subaru?

[@1mol831]

Do we have the cat?

[@raawesome3851]

@@1mol831 felix? No.

[@drippeeboye607]

@@raawesome3851 Nigga how does polygamy = pedophilia BRUH

[@raawesome3851]

@@drippeeboye607 fair enough

[@Wulfspyder]

"all five candidates" You go man. "as well as Rem" YES "-and Petra" NONONONOABORTTIMELINE

[@Yuki_Ika7]

it is missing Felix unfortunately, can we replace Petra with Felix (among a few of my opinions on this)?

[@nuthsw]

Weeeeeellllll... for them the adult age is 15 years old, sooooo technically petra is almost an adult, but yeah subaru is a lolicon EDIT: Holy shit thx for the likes

[@ameliamercado1594]

@@Yuki_Ika7 uhm... hentai >:o

[@Yuki_Ika7]

@@ameliamercado1594 yes

[@rhysson]

this is like helltaker but theres no bad end

[@notme8652]

Kazuma: *WHY IS YOUR LIFE BETTER THAN MINE?!*

[@masrikbarat9834]

*OOF*

[@deathrouter3443]

if ayamatsu Subaru was summons in isekai quartet, I don't how Kazuma deal with the dark lord

There should be konosuba if story

[@fraymakerfan3628]

@ Kazuma is the "What IF all Sins" story of Subaru.

[@Unknown-mi4ih]

Sometimes he goes dumber than possible

[@tsg_frank]

The Lust If is what Kazuma imagined Subaru's life to be like

[@VictorF0326]

I love how annoyed he sounds reciting his script

[@jesusvilla5907]

I wasnt the only one who noticed looolll

[@RickAltair]

That's what made this video so great.

[@lonew872]

At the beginning he was basically saying he didnt like it

[@2551987ezio]

"You lucky bastard......anyways."

[@manishmayank4199]

@@2551987ezio "visit his main bitch" lmao... I lost it there.

[@aurum3747]

"He married all 5 candidates, including Rem..." Oooooooh niiiiice "And Petra" Hold up

[@Noob-gr6yl]

FBI OPEN UP

[@mxruko4582]

My exact reaction

[@lian2kin]

big yikes

[@anontob]

I cringed so goddamn hard

[@flintlol5166]

Dwayt Anims bro he’s got reindhart they ain’t doin shit

[@Max2ds]

Subaru, chilling with his harem: this is the life Betelgeuse Romanee-Conti, slaughtering thousands of innocents: Sure is.

[@alinastanescu4430]

Satella:"Let me in!"

[@buzzlightyear3771]

@@alinastanescu4430 Satella : "LET MEE IIIIINNNN"

[@Orekiri]

@@buzzlightyear3771 LET MEEEEE INNNNNNNNNNN LET MEEE INNNNNN

[@justaguywithamask6505]

@@Orekiri LLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTT MMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE * inhales * INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN(I didnt use any auto-clicker, I like getting praised for my effort)

[@dawg4603]

sure is

[@asakayosapro]

Personally, after all he has been and is / will be going through, if Lust IF was the grand prize, he absolutely has earned and deserves it. Hell, he might give Rudeus Greyrat a run for the money shots.

[@titanus261]

If that happen can we congratulate his **** of steel for keeping up with 7 girls?

[@enigmabloom]

​@@titanus261 return by *NUT* 💀

[@titanus261]

@@enigmabloom death by snu-snu

[@يومياتأمها]

Im dying

[@motafu1]

​@@enigmabloom the sin archbishop of COME

[@321Leviathan]

5:25 subaru to ram: "you're cute when you're not talking" damn lmao, is that a compliment or a roast

[@bruh-sw8zy]

Lol

[@raawesome3851]

Both.

[@undeniablySomeGuy]

obviously

[@highgih4655]

Ram says insults to Barusu everytime she breathes

[@imayeti.4674]

Yes

[@o_9yx86]

This madman wants his own daughters to marry him, he's is truly the Harem King

[@yaheem59]

Some Berserk shit.....

[@jauneark2824]

Idk if i like that thought

[@andrewacacia9851]

You know, I've seen more than one hentai where that happens...

[@kiwitokiwigaya4560]

Even Issei must bow to his power

[@seyi8049]

andre pereira Tf are u watching.-.

[@dominiczygmaniak6194]

This is basically an 'If Subaru did something else than get traumatised.'

[@carlosb.9032]

Sooooo. This is the what if, happy ending.

[@ianr.navahuber2195]

@@carlosb.9032 pretty much. And unlike the Rem if where that is "rem and subaru get a ahappy ending while everyone else most likely died" this is a "genuine happy ending for everyone"

[@otakudesfedido194]

Happy end for subaru, sad end for us

[@akihui3846]

@@otakudesfedido194 wdym?

[@mattgoggin3831]

i'm actually surprised the author never revisited this concept for lust route cause i can easily see a Subaru he uses his power to treat the world like some dating sim constantly replaying events even if he gets a good ending to make himself look better and to discredit anyone he see as a potential rival emotional manipulating any woman how gains his interest to being completely dependent on him

[@aethix1986]

FBI: "Stop! You've broken the law!" King Subaru: "I AM THE LAW!"

[@Flu3nt916]

I am the Senate

[@warcrimes390]

FBI: “not yet”

[@petermills3814]

@@warcrimes390 Subaru: It's treason then... with his newly acquired 2000 invisible hands gifted to him recently by Satella in power beefs proceeds to butcher all the FBI agents sent to arrest or execute him, while using them as a meat shield one after another too.

[@sabishiihito]

"You have no power here!"

[@petermills3814]

@HAMZA BIN BUDI MAWARDI Moe Doubtful, he's loyal to Felt for the time being due to her being of royal blood = and she's married to Subaru now as one of his wives... so no he's not, FBI have no rights in that world.

[@link6776]

"King Subaru now lives in the royal castle with his harem that consists of all 5 candidates, as well as Rem..... A N D P E T R A"

[@raawesome3851]

Yeah, even though Petra is cute and all, like, Subaru is 17. Then again, I guess my morals can't reach to a fantasy world where people have magic and even the possiblity of a harem.

[@relatableguyreva8065]

That one got me choked up lmao, I didn't expect a kid on the list

[@GachaLord]

"He married all 5 candidates, including Rem" Me: "Perfectio-" "And Petra" *Holy music stops, siren starts echoing*

[@okaberintarou2515]

xD we are in the defcon 1

[@LEVIACKERMAN-im9xz]

Fu** fbi

[@dogani1g]

Felt is also a candidate

[@dankmemer6576]

Even better

[@savoirino9187]

remember

[@kallekulmala1876]

*subaru hangs out with anastasia* Me: :) "After some time passes subaru returns to his room and sees Felt on his bed" *bass drop mp3* 😐

[@Kuroshiro24]

What a great way to start my morning

[@slimeknight6726]

yep waking to subaru banging all his harem

[@highgih4655]

What a great way to end my evening

[@blatantslander]

what a great way to end my afternoon.

[@thatdudemoe9109]

Couldn't agree more

[@jokersubaru2831]

Same here dude

[@allmight801]

So if subaru is a king that means reinhardt is his subordanite FBI ain't doing shit to him

[@leyrandomthoughts507]

They can't touch him

[@OfficialFedHater]

The blessing of anti-FBI

[@lostmark1545]

Subaru is 3 dimensions ahead of everyone

[@gabzomo1977]

Oh yea reinhardt has the divine protection of the FBI

[@pipemong]

Thats funny because thats exactly how it goes in real life

[@NickNitro]

yeah man, a kiss is so lewd we gotta censor it. 10/10 hilarious video man!

[@Ghost1628-0]

Holy shit you're here too man

[@sundragonspark7391]

NANI

[@sundragonspark7391]

YOU MAKE GREAT UNDERTALE REMIXES

[@HeckinLeBork]

No F-ing way

[@Oxygen1004]

*:o*

[@gibusspy5544]

So, Tappei decided to troll everyone. We need an actual legitimate Lust IF.

[@Zakiyfarhanfuad]

everyone is asking "why petra" but never "how's satella"

[@chriss.249]

Ever seen the Tyler Perry movie "Arcimony"? Shes basically Taraji P Henson from that movie😂

[@sandwichjones6995]

Satella is Cucked: the Alternative Ending

[@chaosarray8374]

i'll one up you who's rem?

[@justarandomsovietofficerwi2023]

A i S h i t e r u

[@PizzaDwight]

What about satella

[@justarandomsovietofficerwi2023]

Subaru's birthday is on April Fools. Well that explains his constant suffering.

[@sadsadist185]

Actually april 15

[@calimorale9880]

@@sadsadist185 shhhhhhhh

[@FrarmerFrank]

Naw, from what I've seen (2 seasons anime only so far) most of it is self inflicted Simping for Emilia cause of that first Time she saved him To my understanding the Witch cult only found Emilia cause the Witch cult was tailing Subaru cause he smelt of the Witch (aka he was Causing the village and Castle to be attacked by going the for Emilia) He also caused his beat down for calling himself a Knight in front of actual Knights that took offense(good thing speakiing out of turn wasn't a prison or execution sentece) Kazuma mention Japan casually to anyone who asked, Subaru's silence on this and many other subjects is why he took a morning star to the knee more then once

[@Eat_The_Rich142]

@@FrarmerFrank True. Except Lust If...

[@skullknight1465]

@@FrarmerFrank the witch cult would’ve attacked emilia whether Subaru was there or not, remember that their goal is to use emilia body as a vessel for the witch, after the royal competition started, everybody knows about emilia.

[@Kickdrawl]

“With all five candidates, and Rem...” MY MAN- “And Petra.”

[@lynarisevershadeshadowfall1684]

Us: "................................................WTF?!"

[@highgih4655]

"Yes chief this comment right here..."

[@guyclykos]

"Holup."

[@silence7661]

Me: *NO NO NO NO NO*

[@zeno.7519]

"And Felt." Me: *grab my phone*

[@bapitisedtea5377]

when subaru goes into the petra room, the FBI agent loading a HEAT shell into a 90mm cannon

[@leek6654]

Lust IF no more like Chad IF

[@MrSomuplays]

fr

[@pooppoop3154]

This is the best if story.

[@МартинТончев-ж4ы]

@@pooppoop3154 name checks out

[@fourkun9504]

Subaru is an absolute madlad

[@ocaraloho4652]

Chad IF is oboreru

[@mrpurplewhite]

i find it funny that out of all the IF stories, one of them he becomes a mob boss, another he becomes a cultist murderer, one where he marries young girls, etc. and then there’s the only one where he’s a good person and runs away with rem

[@Phapchamp]

I mean he left Emilia and others to die. That sounds pretty bad to me

[@tristanboss7319]

The greed route has him be a hero, so it's no less a "good" ending than sloth. Each route represents subaru failing and giving into a certain sin, losing his full nature. In sloth he gives up and abandons his heroism to live a normal life with rem. Wrath he gives into violence and does whatever he wants, killing anyone who opposes him. Pride he becomes completely focused on one goal, to make Emilia king, even she's just the king of ashes. In lust he becomes a piece of harem shit(I'm 90% certain this one was just a joke and not a real possible route). In gluttony he becomes so desperate to regain his sense of self that he loses it forever. In greed, he becomes a perfect hero who saves everyone, but loses his heart, and takes away everyone's happines in exchange for keeping them safe. Even Echidna is sad in that route, since she liked/loved him more when he was human.

[@alinastanescu4430]

@Leonel Alvarenga But he is at least with best girl(Satella), so it's not that bad

[@arithearriana4938]

@@tristanboss7319 Late reply but in Greed route did'nt he succumbed to greed aswell?

[@thetraveler2224]

@@Phapchamp But you forget that he possibility that he saved the town from destruction and he has two kids.

[@harrisonyt641]

It’s weird how everyone focuses on Petra or even Felt while Subaru claiming he will make his *OWN DAUGHTER* married him.

[@harrisonyt641]

DyingMeme This is Lust Subaru we are talking about, I think it’s very likely that Subaru is serious when he says it.

[@unculturedswine5583]

@@harrisonyt641 no don't do this

[@grelkie]

Welcome to the medieval era

[@desintegrator3675]

*Sweet home Alabama intensifies extremely*

[@Eat_The_Rich142]

@@harrisonyt641 o noes

[@ryujinkaminari9646]

The "you lucky bastard" part got me laughing so hard like hell,heck this guy is so disappointed XD

[@__Rasse__]

"with all five candidates and Rem." Okay cool. "And Petra." ...WHAT!?

[@tzo_ghoul7167]

same

[@shinichiyoshida5999]

i was like WTF

[@artisticbang9111]

Same reaction WTF Meanwhile Kazuma is biting his lips in frustration 😂

[@legendaryhacker4030]

Same

[@putrakacak5994]

@@artisticbang9111 I get the feeling about that

[@Mewwiee1]

"-Petra's also pregnant" *spits out echidna holy fluids Wait, what?

[@raawesome3851]

I mean, he could be 25, when she is 20.

[@Fidy50]

@Lionard Kirsch We all are, Including you

[@dockc4685]

holy....... tf

[@Fidy50]

@Lionard Kirsch I know, but you're also pregnant

[@uwu.-.5873]

@Lionard Kirsch surprise pregnancy Also why petra before Emilia? The order should be rem/emilia then the 5 candidates, then her because she's a kid

[@genericsidecharacter8915]

Imagine if this was animated, out of all the IF stories that could have been chosen

[@RandomPerson-cm2wg]

If that happens, we are gonna go to Japan and burn down White Fox.

[@sharifzareeai8954]

@@RandomPerson-cm2wg yeah!!!

[@Alacachoo]

@@RandomPerson-cm2wg YEP

[@thewhatever993]

White Fox : "We animated Lust IF just for the meme"

[@sharifzareeai8954]

@@thewhatever993 yeah😂

[@ianabe636]

Damn! This is hilarious! I hope this gets animated someday along with the rest of the IF stories, it will be a nice contrast along with Sloth to the depressing themes in Greed, Pride and Wrath. I also hope the author rewrites it to make it a proper IF story with details on how did he end up as king rather than just waking up as one.

[@wolfancap6897]

"Subaru is interrupted by Emilia saying 'daisuki'" Me: *intense S2E11 flashbacks*

[@kevingaleas8166]

Aishteru

[@troublesomeloner1051]

@@Winter2025 nope its emilia but she has lost it

[@aretidiatireitai7859]

Subaru! I missed you! Where have you been?

[@orionstarhunter6548]

Same vibe as "oh you broke again? But I just wound you"

[@Subaru474]

😅

[@GIRru11]

Rem is the pregnant one Probably the best decision Subaru has ever made

[@alinastanescu4430]

And Petra

[@Codex951]

👍👌

[@RegressorJin]

@@alinastanescu4430 no god no

[@Winter2025]

@@alinastanescu4430 isn't she like 12 or something??? Damn

[@echidna1335]

@@alinastanescu4430 ✨No✨

[@Tommonius]

"Why don't you take a seat Subaru" "Take a seat right over here" -Chris Hansen

[@asakayosapro]

_watches as Chris Hansen gets tossed into the Royal Dungeon for attempting to usurp the authority of the Chad King of Lugunica_

[@kyvilfongkot3591]

I like ya chris handsome I want in my harem

[@doorsmenu4050]

@@kyvilfongkot3591 it's more important than food , it's more important than water, now we can do this the easy way or the hard way the choice is yours

[@asakayosapro]

@@doorsmenu4050 *"HEAL."* ... _After an unknown period of time, in a dungeon room in the castle, Chris wakes up feeling sluggish and heavy. Looking at a nearby mirror, he sees an unfamiliar woman with nothing but a chemise on, moving the same way he was..._

[@drippyog3935]

@@asakayosapro closeeted pedo much?

[@MrBone-afide]

I know i'm late but i hope you read this Thank you for sacrificing your sanity for reading this and posting it on youtube

[@notfutomomo3424]

"And petra" Whoooooooa there satan! You caught me off guard there, but i didn't say stop. Never knew my face can make kinds of crescents

[@mikedanielespeja6128]

The "Actually" is important. I think.

[@vaczinate5452]

isnt petra like 5

[@OfficialFedHater]

I thought he was into the older sister types.

[@fabreo4041]

@@OfficialFedHater then he should have been into Ram instead of Rem

[@JamesTodorovich]

​@@vaczinate545213, though someone said she is 15 in the what if.

[@datafro8140]

The author is just writing his own doujins at this point, also, your search history for those images must be quite interesting

[@orphiuscarves4756]

Ikr

[@tvoypapic8615]

Nah, all of them are from Kiss of Death uncanon vn.

[@natsukisubaru2763]

So I'm a man of culture lmao. This was the most fitting song for this video lol

[@RegressorJin]

Subaru fbi would be knocking at your door because of the bs of you marrying Petra

[@natsukisubaru2763]

@@RegressorJin It's all good bro. FBI doesn't exist here

[@RegressorJin]

@@natsukisubaru2763 you won’t be the only one who was dragged into that reality

[@RegressorJin]

@@natsukisubaru2763 also fbi may not exist in that world but reinhard does

[@natsukisubaru2763]

@@RegressorJin meh, don't think he would come for somethin like this.

[@ishigami-senpai2669]

The only harem king that deserves this after so much suffering

[@donatsuobrasco3593]

Chad Subaru: "I am not in (stranger) danger, I am the (stranger) danger. A guy marries two minors and breaks the law and you think that of me? No. I am the one who writes the law"

[@nikhildominic1565]

Underrated

[@unchartedisawesome]

This Makes Me realize in the wrath if story Subaru basically becomes Walter white

[@nikhildominic1565]

@@unchartedisawesome more like the joker imo. He even did a mad speech at the end.

[@sonkokun6824]

@@nikhildominic1565 Im pretty sure that was pride

[@JamesTodorovich]

Felt is an adult actually, she is at the age of adulthood in their kingdom by latest chapters of main story.

[@MrRyanplaysminecraft]

"...A N D P E T R A"

[@Tom-id1hw]

Lucky FBI is in the next room lmao

[@ikanberapi2189]

General: *SUBARU SAMA THERES A ARMY OF MAN IN FRONT OF THE GATE WEARING BLACK ARMOR AND WRITING READ AS FBI*

[@simpgod2170]

What is the legal age to marry in re zore? Ik now petra is still to young, just asking

[@Retronyx]

O W O FBI CLOSES DOOR SLOWLY

[@denrirayder8057]

Freebird That’s the best part

[@Xurican]

Damn, Kazuma would be jealous of his harem

[@Mosdra_Kazuma]

he already is in isekai quartet

[@yuriusutr7284]

@@Mosdra_Kazuma yea but he with masochist, a *USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS* goddess and a crazy loli

[@luisazanza7393]

Juriusu the random Good Point.

[@sand8630]

Juriusu the random MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

[@caderfirasmoosa299]

All he got is a useless goddess 😂

[@BloverCraneIsBadAtBTD6]

“Drake”-if story 😂

[@yehanravindu7221]

If we being real.. 😭

[@pleasuregaming2601]

"Drake" - The untold real story

[@Sjsjejsjsjaiwusizix]

drake jokes in October of the big 2024💔

[@Haiderextra]

"lucky + drake"-if story

[@nazispy4537]

As soon as I hear "and Petra", I knew the FBI didn't exist in this world.

[@kaenryuuart543]

Plot twist: they exist but can't do anything because of reinhardt

[@sunjan-aoc]

@@kaenryuuart543 doubleplot twist Reinhart is the FBI

[@frenzonevirus745]

Gon Freecs Triple plot twist:Subaru is the King of Lagunica so he can’t do anything

[@sunjan-aoc]

@@frenzonevirus745 quadruple plot twist Reinhart is also married to subaru

[@randomthings8732]

@@sunjan-aoc infinity plot twist, *he's me*

[@ultrainstinct7855]

"That lucky bastard" thats the most emotional sentence ive ever heard him say in these what if stories

[@bigdot2355]

I was expecting they all turn yandere on him and he would meet a violent end.

[@ChippiChippiChappaChappaCat]

Hand Over Your Fluffy Tails that would’ve been interesting

[@alecLogan]

There’s more than one reason why this is unlike the other IFs, and this is one of them.

[@Malpheance]

This isn't school days, this is "Highschool PTSD"

[@jaredlim3496]

Here’s your 69th like. You’re welcome.

[@jaltersimp9639]

I mean that red dressed one could of tried lol

[@chillylytical9410]

Imagine all the knights are also in love with Subaru

[@mr.wescottx7129]

Female Knights?

[@thicc6979]

@@mr.wescottx7129 No.

[@NicholiGriffith]

Peak idea

[@redkillshr1mp70]

Gluttony has eaten my past text

[@highgih4655]

Who knows Satella loves Subaru so she is a member of *the squad*

[@Madochii101]

She isn't, she waits, waits and *waits*

[@IdiotN4]

Nobody ever asks why is Satella smh

[@alcatrazvongola]

Satella's playing the long game as the true route. Once Subaru dies, he's all hers.

[@alecLogan]

In this route Satella is peak voyeur.

[@boyochan7549]

Kazuma: "and thus my popularity phase began" Subaru: "No me" Kazuma:*Sobs and lies on the ground*

[@TheYoshiller5]

Kazuma: *sees Subaru with Petra* Kazuma: "FBI OPEN UP"

[@Hkung-mu6cd]

@@TheYoshiller5 Megumin is 14

[@FiensZy]

​@@Hkung-mu6cd only 3 years age difference

[@dango6266]

​@@Hkung-mu6cd he doesn't make a move till she's 17 anyways. And a 3 year difference isn't bad either For Subaru and Petra through it's more like a 6 year difference.

[@tofu54ztu]

welp doesn't a person becomes adult at the age of 15 in re zero , it was stated in the first season when they had a party at night.

[@soullessking2126]

"Married all candidates" K, wait felt is one of them "Including Petra" ... "If its a girl I will spoil her so much she will want to marry her own father" Wtf

[@shoobzy3431]

Harem king subaru is one weird fucker

[@mvalthegamer2450]

The average ck2 player

[@pol8808]

MVAL The Gamer I- uh- I- You’re not wrong

[@CD-zy9cv]

Well harem anime are always weird so makes sense. Makes u wonder about the author tho......

[@correlgamers7518]

Well I don't think he was serious about the part about his daughter but Dawn Petra, someone needs to call the FBI

[@Engineer_the_gear]

3:05 P DIDDY

[@neelgusain9471]

Isn't he also a minor ?

[@joshuachavez468]

Why we here 4 years later

[@Greatcelestialkaligo]

​@@neelgusain9471 She's 13, he's 17, it's very weird, just because their both minor don't make it any less weird, Felt is a bit different since she's 15 so no problem at all being with a 17 year old.

[@arthorization]

Revised: There should’ve been a “true” Lust IF. Like, it would be very nice if they dive into lust as a sin and why it is painful. But I don’t think there was anywhere this can fit into the story. Anyways, I can’t wait for the other IF stories.

[@SilverYPheonix]

Hmm just like Magical Witch manhwa huh

[@transforgoku]

Kinda like School Days?

[@1Maklak]

I would fit it when he kissed Priscilla's foot, only in this timeline she would be amused.

[@arthorization]

Unironic username, Non cynical sarcasm Yeah just like School Days

[@arthorization]

*Even though School Days is bad enough.

[@haomakk352]

Ironic how the IF story about being lazy is the longest one and that probably took the most effort and time lol Such diligence amirite

[@erikweltz8187]

Palpatine: “It’s ironic”

[@1mol831]

Erik Weltz Palpatine lost

[@OggerFN]

I mean being lazy just makes it harder for you in the end if I'm being honest

[@awesomechainsaw]

Ogger That’s only if your lazy in the wrong way. Being proactively lazy can actually make work easier.

[@zeuscallahan6616]

Erik Weltz Jojo and Star wars, they are fookin everywhere

[@deceptivecompactmemoryseal610]

Petra as wife Me: Okay Stop right there. 9:45 if Subaru's Baby is a girl She gonna spoil her much as she wants to marry her own father. -.- Me: *I SAID STOP RIGHT THERE YOU CANT GO ANY MORE FURTHER*

[@originalfinalslasher]

Then 13:11 appears

[@ncb4_69]

he can go , "IF" he (subaru) spoil own body in front of FBI

[@youtubedeletedmyaccountlma2263]

#NCB Subaru is the king lol

[@WearyExile_]

The Interspecies Reviewer's ost in the background is a cherry on top. Gold.

[@theakiwar9118]

Mainline Subaru: virgin Simp Lust IF Subaru: Chad Pimp

[@raawesome3851]

Nah, the mainline Subaru is a Chad after arc 4.

[@serjoerickii3262]

*chad pimp daddy

[@1mol831]

Chad Pimp? More like Maps Simp

[@ChippiChippiChappaChappaCat]

6:57 “out of her cleavage”. I spat my tea out 😂. You’re not wrong, but the bluntness of that statement lmao

[@vectra9_957]

U brit mate?

[@ChippiChippiChappaChappaCat]

Tze Cookie Man hahahah no

[@vectra9_957]

@@ChippiChippiChappaChappaCat oh ok....

[@terakoinfinity9523]

@@vectra9_957 lol imagine thinking someones a Brit cause they drink tea

[@ninjaghost6144]

Basically Fanfiction but it isn’t made by a fan.

[@franxx941]

When the author write a wattpad fanfic about his own story...

[@pbovymligsvim4182]

Fan service of the highest quality

[@_MNF__]

What a mad lad.

[@justcama]

Authorfiction

[@electricburst0986]

Hot take lust is 100% the most interesting route I hope we actually get a proper one eventually

[@LeagusDaemon]

As Emilia pulls her lips back from Subaru, she says, the dreaded words... "Who's Rem?"

[@juanestebanariasarias737]

Oh no

[@eclipsedninja1346]

@@juanestebanariasarias737 white whale: oh yes!

[@titangaming1831]

Didn’t know your mom was in the story

[@mtkira]

Everyone: "who's best girl, Emilia or Rem?" Me: Obviously the best girls are: Emilia, Rem, Beatrice, Satella, Shaula and PETELGEUSE

[@deathrouter3443]

also patrasche and minerva

[@ricardokujo3028]

Appa man

[@mtkira]

@@deathrouter3443 of course u.u

[@EbonyBrotherhood]

@@mtkira Don't forget best waifu, Otto

[@user-mm2zj3mz3u]

FELIX ITS NOT IN HERE

[@cameron5515]

Priscilla: Mom said its my turn with the Subaru

[@retard3226]

Love the interspecies reviews background music, really sets the tone

[@NarutoUzumaki-ko2te]

“Subaru has married all 5 candidates” Me: 😏 “And Petra” Also me: Now hold tf on

[@cznyeet6818]

AND FELT! AHHHHHHHHHHHH REEEEEEEEE

[@eren7kruger129]

The WHAT?!

[@JackHanma267]

Subaru you lucky bastard

[@bananagod5530]

Petra is 12-13 years old. Subaru is 17. Only 4-5 age gap. So i guess Subaru is safe????

[@haootic]

@@bananagod5530 ONLY??

[@GetdonkedOn]

Lets all be honest this "IF" story was so impossible with how almost of these characters ego is off the charts heck only Rem is the only one willing to "share" Subaru, but in the back of her mind she's probably thinking of killing these girls lmfao. Even the kid Petra doesn't even want Emilia coming close to Subaru so its really funny how out of character they are in this Lust story. 😂😂😂😂

[@ianr.navahuber2195]

this IF's subaru's greatest accomplishment wasn't becoming a king or getting all girls to love him. His greatest accomplishment was convincing every single one of them of sharing him

[@BoneDaddy_]

@@ianr.navahuber2195 considering how big the ego of the other candidates is. Well that really is a great achievement

[@unculturedswine5583]

@@ianr.navahuber2195 putting aside loving a guy who's this horrible, that reminds me of dungeon defense(korean ln) where *spoilers for a pretty fun and clever novel with some great prose and a "genius" mc if you're into that * the mc shares his memories of how fed up he was with his family situation as a child, with his mothers trying to kill each other and even his father on multiple occasions, and the children and especially him being caught in the crossfire, and him being sent to the hospital and almost dying at one point cause his trash of a father used him as a human shield(lol) to block his stabby mother . that series is one where the mc's father is extremely brilliant and so pulls all that off but it's still a living hell, what the shit did subaru do to them to make them this meek?

[@ianr.navahuber2195]

@@unculturedswine5583 God knows. Maybe This subaru was more of a "psyquiatrist" type. as in maybe this subaru Used "Return by death" in a way that kinda took a page of echidna's book, BUT without losing himself like his Kasenaru self (as in, NEVER did the crazy thing of dying millions of times, but thought "Dying 5 to 10 times tops" to get to know more the people about me and try to know them emotionally and mentally so they don't try to kill me more is safe approach; never trying to emotionally manipulate them, so sometimes i will need to just wing it and hope for the best); and did what he did towards Rem in canon, as in took the patient forgive and forget and help approach at best expecting to end up on "neutral friendly" terms with everyone surrounding him BUT by accident ended up charming all the girls present and making them fell in love with him; and most likely ended up making all the ones who don't see them romantically look him as a close friend and brother

[@seg162]

@@ianr.navahuber2195 500 IQ

[@МартинТончев-ж4ы]

Now, to ALL OF YOU hAteRs and cRitIcs "Lust if" is *technically possible* . "In Greed" If he dies over a 100 million times just so every single thing in his life goes his way every single time. Hell, if he dies enough times just so he could learn all of your behaviours and reactions he can most likely seduce you as well.

[@Atlas-br9ks]

I've always been estimating subaru's capacity to be very op as a fight technique, because basically no one can beat him, but... this new perspective is way more frightening XD.

[@unbannablebanjo3744]

Subaru can die a near infinite amount of times, it would only take a couple billion to figure out exactly how each girl could fall in love with him. But fuck that

[@andrewacacia9851]

Yeah with infinite time everything can happen but it would be hard to keep thing going...

[@bastion8804]

@@Atlas-br9ks He doesn't really need to. Technically, if he becomes king, Reinhardt would serve him and we all know how powerful that guy is. Either way, yes, his powers are pretty OP. I always get stunned whenever people say he isn't. Sure, he probably won't do it the first time but given enough time, he can achieve whatever his goals are.

[@tyfhd480]

@THE NEWMAKER Kinda true, dark souls even have similar side effects.

[@cod9323]

HOW DID BRO EVEN PULL PRISCILLA???

[@-R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D-]

Re:Zero *BRUH* IF story

[@darrenzou2483]

No no no.. CHAD if story

[@buzzlightyear3771]

This shit sent me 😭

[@mnry497]

@@buzzlightyear3771 same

[@Lily_Lillie12]

This had me dying, the greatest thing to come out of this is that anastasia has hair as soft as baby animal hair.

[@highgih4655]

Yeah cute af

[@assthetic7445]

After I heard Petra. The FBI straight up shot me dead. They didn't even gave a warning.

[@Xeraghusta]

Then how are you typing this? Admit it you're an undead

[@GlacialBolt]

@@Xeraghusta its pandora they just respawned duh

[@Xeraghusta]

@@GlacialBolt if watching this video will get them shot, then I'll ask again. How they typing on this video?

[@GlacialBolt]

@@Xeraghusta because, PANDORA. did you not watch season 2 of rezero or even read anything about Pandora, the Witch of Vainglory?

[@Xeraghusta]

@@GlacialBolt to answer your question. No I haven't. correct if I'm wrong but when subaru dies he returns to life in the past (or parallel world). So if playing this video gets you shot and killed by the FBI, then how could the op possibly post this comment. If they return from death, when they clicked on this video to post this comment, they would be shot and killed by the FBI again. This would forced return from death to activate. So they would never be able to post this comment. So clearly they cannot have subaru's power. That is why I truly believe that they are in fact, an undead.

[@stormingboy6016]

Took behold an unthinkable present to a new level

[@souldestroyer1696]

Not only is Subaru a pimp, he's a daddy. Cue the wheezing

[@drupins9511]

"He married all 5 candidates, including rem..." Nice good for him! "and petra." EMERGENCY MEETING

[@hypermax7975]

[Petra was the Impostor]

[@smellslikeanvil9257]

4 impostors remain.

[@hugosinclair6798]

story kinda sus

[@sotoro2154]

Yo who else hearing the emergency button being pressed?

[@Itsme-nc3dr]

Me: ( cocks gun )

[@danielxiong8592]

Fbi: open up... Suburu: I am the king you have no power over me Fbi: sorry

[@Retronyx]

kazuma: HEY HEYYYYY

[@highgih4655]

FBI - Female Body Inspector

[@Genji-Agito]

I actually see that happening. Hail to the king baby.😉

[@NoobPro-cd2fz]

*"that lucky bastard"* i fuking never thought hearing someone telling subaru lucky up until now.

[@no3ironman11100]

He channeled his inner Isekai quartet Kazuma.

[@simpgod2170]

So in this story, he a king, a pimp, a father and a lilcon He got more game then kazuma, naofuimi and tanya combine

[@lightsprite6128]

Instead of Tanya you really should've said Ainz. Edit: Or maybe Seiya or Subaru.

[@LoliMaster69227]

@@lightsprite6128 You summoned me?

[@simpgod2170]

@@lightsprite6128 wait does tanya even have a harem?

[@mezaforiskeren2665]

Wait.... Tanya?

[@alfinalfitra6508]

@@lightsprite6128 wait, what?

[@duozgamingtm6700]

Other if story: depressing dark bloodlust Sloth if story:A little bit happy bcs rem and subaru married each other like a dream come true Lust if story:Full of laughing(me)

[@szymonslusarczyk2299]

Full of boner(for me)

[@jkarma3356]

sloth if is the happiest ending in this entire show basically.

[@unterhau1102]

Lust IF deserves to get another story, change my mind

[@kingzingo1784]

@@szymonslusarczyk2299 FBI OPEN UP

[@kris_user7744]

I'm still laughing

[@dablazingbryan5559]

This is the if story Kazuma was hearing from Subaru.

[@WinterGirlRules]

Knowing the personality of the Lust Sin Archbishop, Capella Emerada Lugunica, the story is actually quite fitting in terms of its content. The story is not only being in poor taste, kind of naughty, the pedo aspects, the characters acting unlike themselves & the whole thing being a prank, is very much in line with Lust.

[@sigmar2331]

Kazuma's dream Kazuma: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt!!!!!

[@reisushi3459]

kusoooooo kuraeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@vaunghangelocastilla4777]

Hahaha the words that i can hear.😂😂

[@yeeyee9779]

Getting a notification from you is like there’s a new episode. It’s sucks how underrated you are :/ but I’m happy someone loves re: zero as much as I do!

[@edgelordsupreme3961]

the fact you put interspecies rewievers music as background music makes this that much better

[@GauravKumar-tq1kw]

I must say, the background music is absolutely fitting for the lust if story

[@MaidenlessScrub]

“Including Petra...” Subaru’s FBI agent: We have business with... Rein steps out from no where. FBI: We’re here to give king Subaru the loli license

[@a.princeft7385]

Plot Twist: Reinhardt and Satella are Subaru's parents

[@TimeNVoid]

@@a.princeft7385 lmao, 1 wrong word and you end up in your worst nightmare.

[@hellatze]

rein is fictional mary sue. FBI is fking real

[@shibitoyakaze929]

@@hellatze r/wooosh?

[@hellatze]

@@shibitoyakaze929 please. Stop being unfunny

[@reguluscorneas6426]

*Subaru and petra hugging* The fbi agent in that room: Ah, my brain trembles!!

[@kiba7043]

this story had transformed re:zero into echi/comedy story i just couldn't stop laughing through out the entire vid. Anyway i really love your re:zero videos i hope you continue

[@srlaito4061]

The dark secret of this is the death of Felix, Julius and Reinhard

[@ChippiChippiChappaChappaCat]

ツSrDark 🥺🥺

[@МартинТончев-ж4ы]

@@ChippiChippiChappaChappaCat Not true - the reason we don't see them is because they have consentually agreed with Subaru to stand alone in his dark basement with the promise of some steamy bromance

[@Moon-ep2yk]

@@МартинТончев-ж4ы 😂 cant unsee it now fu

[@МартинТончев-ж4ы]

@@Moon-ep2yk You're welcome

[@ChippiChippiChappaChappaCat]

Мартин Тончев somehow I think.. I could’ve still led a normal life without knowing this. But now I can’t get it out of my head 😂😂😂