Eddie Izzard - Learning French

Clip from Dress to Kill

[@fuckoff69]

I think the real talent of this act is taking people who don’t know any French, getting them to understand a few words, and then making jokes with them that they wouldn’t have recognized before.

[@seanfoley5447]

I couldn’t agree more! I took a little French in high school but nothing that I really remembered and his standup made me recognize most of it! Also your user name is fucking magnificent

[@ltfrmhvn00]

@YOU LiTTLE STAR I too was marveling at his accent.

[@ltfrmhvn00]

Fucking brilliant!

[@fifski]

No. It's because english and french have a lot of similar words. Both of those languages have influenced each others for milennia. Obviously, his way of expressing things helps, but it's just pure 'languages from the same root' magic out there.

[@eliasgarcia-melo1343]

@@fifski Your comment is absurd on so many levels. English and French are not of the same root at all; the exerted mutual influence is not nearly as relevant as you make it to be; and most people native to the English language have ATROCIOUS accents in French. Eddie is TALENTED - that's why his accent is that good.

[@terencejay8845]

'I must leave now because my grandmother is on fire...' I'll try to fit that in.

[@TCt83067695]

Isn't it en feu to be on fire?

[@terencejay8845]

@@TCt83067695 but 'est flambe' means 'is in flames', or 'is flaming' so I take it to mean she's on fire. There are a number of ways to say it.

[@ThePsiclone]

"The mouse is under the table..." "Ah, Mr Bond, we have been expecting you"...

[@luisalmeida1391]

Good one :)

[@Muryxkitteh]

BEST ANSWER EVER (Admit it. You're actually Eddie.)

[@debbiethomas3687]

Hahahaha... Love it!

[@MrGeorgeFlorcus]

I love how he used his gestures and physicality to to communicate that he was repeating a joke from his "puberty" bit, only in French, so that even non-French speakers can follow along. Such a clever way to tell stand-up.

[@danielbtwd]

I recently asked a couple if they were animals? I thought I was asking if they had pets? The gentleman gamely replied; "no more than anyone else, I expect." It had me giggling most of the evening.

[@2degucitas]

In what language?

[@danielbtwd]

French.

[@AnnaPxx]

That's a good one! Thanks for sharing 😂😂😂

[@PantsuMann]

"If you dont speak French by the way, all that was fucking funny, alright." Hahahaha, I love him. xD

[@liamnotlast4571]

He identifies as a woman now.

[@horusschnopp1882]

@@liamnotlast4571 And this comment was made.... FOURTEEN YEARS AGO. Probably older than you are. Also, why are you trying to correct someone's pronouns... when you're using "he" as well? Hypocrite.

[@liamnotlast4571]

@@horusschnopp1882 I'm not correcting him, I'm just putting it out there, you mug.

[@horusschnopp1882]

@@liamnotlast4571 Then put it in the comment section, not on a fourteen year old comment, you bug.

[@brandonlabbe1725]

"Vous avez un chambre, monsieur?" "Oui nous avons les chambres. Nous sommes un hotel!"

[@GingerSpiritSmurf]

This killed me xD

[@dengueberries]

Very Airplane-y humor. Love it.

[@chnglngcheung]

Monopoly

[@laurenwalter1359]

Me when someone walks into Barnes and Noble and tells me they’re looking for a book lol

[@alysononoahu8702]

Mais oui

[@jeffdawson2786]

If I had had a French teacher half as interesting as Eddie, I would have learned something. 😹

[@Gutoknust]

AND he can run off on heels...

[@JaneDoe-ci3gj]

Funny story, our male soical studies teacher in high school Thomas (in Sweden we use the teachers first name) a wonderful guy taught us how to walk in heels! I don't think he was a transvestite, he used to like teach us little life lessons apart from all the normal stuff! He said he just could't stand women stomping around in heels! Thanks Thomas! 😂👍

[@taylorcole8225]

Eddie Izzard is the only reason I know LA VITESSE means Speed in french 😂 .... no thanks to GOOGLE TRANSLATE for that one 😂

[@nitroxwolf2098]

So true HAHA

[@malinahlner1357]

Thw one I had was a disaster but not of the ordinaryt-- byt the churchbellsongs here in Ystad on top of it...

[@AnthonyMeynet]

I'm French and I think this video is really funny... this guy is quite good to imitate some French expressions, and he doesn't deal with clichés that some others artists usually deal with.

[@patriciawhite619]

Eddie is amazing.

[@colmcq]

j'ai kiffé, et toi?

[@leecourtney8443]

"The mouse is under the table." 🤣🤣🤣

[@lewisbreland]

Moi aussi. 😂

[@jean-fabl6187]

100% d’accord!

[@nerfherder4284]

What other comedian could speak a foreign language to an audience for that long and still be funny? Besides his wit, I've always thought Eddie's physical comedy is top notch! Man! the facial expressions 😂🤣😂

[@NeungView]

Most europeans speak 2 or 3 languages.

[@jadedimage]

@@NeungView while true, I think Nerfherder is getting at the fact that the show was in the US (San Francisco, CA, to be exact) and Eddie could do a bit in a language most people in the US only took briefly in high school and never kept up with, and still have it be hilarious.

[@sergarlantyrell7847]

I was delighted to find out that all that French I learned years ago is still kicking around up there somewhere as I understood almost all of that.

[@Lady_Phoenix]

Same lol. My sis speaks like 5 languages fluently but I stopped after high school French. Last time I even used it was an elder somalian in Alaska who's English speaking was about as bad as my French speaking. So I spoke English and he spoke French and we got by just fine. The only other time I use it is like reading the backs of shampoo bottles lol

[@brookes2610]

Me too! lol

[@JordannLouise123]

my french teacher actually showed us a clip of this about ten years ago and it's stuck with me ever since. love eddie izzard!

[@nunnayrbznez7745]

I speak NO French but followed and laughed the entire time! What an amazing communicator!

[@SpiritmanProductions]

What made this even better was that he already did those French parts in English earlier in the show. That way, everyone could understand what he was talking about.

[@userdetails1]

Even from this video alone I think non-French speakers can get the hang of it. Because French is so similar to English and with the context and gestures.

[@SpiritmanProductions]

@@userdetails1 Yes, but you're missing the point: There's already a familiarity with the material that makes the repeat in French so much more enjoyable to follow; any potential tension for non-French-speaking audience members trying to follow it, which there definitely would be, is alleviated.

[@drawmechurros]

I will NEVER get tired of "mais pas un travesti typical, je suis un traveti exécutif" xD

[@alanlock007]

Mais, ça veut dire quoi, exactement ?

[@mojevalka]

@@alanlock007 Que le chat est aux dessous de la table dejeunant le sourris n'est-ce pas?

[@CaptainAMAZINGGG]

@@alanlock007 it's a joke in reference to things he said earlier in the show, in English. Its worth watching the whole thing if you can find it. His stand up shows where my favourite :3 i miss this Eddie Izzard

[@khimaros]

@@CaptainAMAZINGGG you’re so right, the best thing about Eddie is how he strings characters together and returns to old jokes embedded in new ones.

[@imouse3246]

@@khimaros It's called a 'call-back', and the better comics use them.

[@thaprophecy240]

He’s a genius. Unbelievably talented. Stand up is already so difficult. Speaking two languages in your routine is amazing. Hilarious material and multi lingual?! Unbelievable.

[@bigboredthing]

She's done shows in German, Russian and Arabic as well. Absolute legend.

[@esotericintrovert1669]

@@bigboredthingHe. Eddie Izzard is a man.

[@stevenhowe6677]

@@esotericintrovert1669 YES he's a MAN, he is a Narcissist that uses this 'false self' as a means for Narcissistic Supply.

[@ferrumignis]

He was a genuinely funny and talented comedian back when he made this, and was brutally honest about himself, using the term "action transvestite". His numerous back to back charity marathons where an inspiring show of dedication. It's very unfortunate that he's now fully on board the alphabet cult bandwagon, gaslighting people about his sex.

[@stevenhowe6677]

@@ferrumignis His 'charity running' is just another example of someone craving SUPPLY [Jimmy Savile style] Narcissists will use ALL SORTS of things to create their 'fake self'

[@delko000]

I'm french and I'm liking that, it's funny and it avoids traditional stereotypes brits have on french, which is rare enough to be noted.

[@lowearthsurfer]

Like what?

[@catnerdadrian7601]

As an American thanks for helping us gain independence, that very nice statue, probably several other wars, and Daft Punk.

[@feebeejeebees]

Merci pour Plastic Bertrand, from an English Francophile.

[@josephcoen665]

Plastic Bertrand was Belgian!

[@feebeejeebees]

@@josephcoen665 Dang it and darn it ! Belgian you say ? Like Poirot, and KFC.

[@manneianevski]

Wow, his french is very perfect! I'm french, and actually I think that would be funny to include "la souris est en dessous de la table", "la souris est sur la chaise" and "le singe est sur la branche" in a randomly in a conversation xD "Bonjour, comment ça va? - Très bien, le chat est sur la chaise, il joue avec la souris sous la table" xD

[@Tairneanach]

Since you're here, is it true that there is no stand-up comedy in France? That's hard to imagine, frankly.

[@manneianevski]

Tairneanach LOL What? We actually have PLENTY of stand up comedian. I don't like all of them (matter of taste in humour), but personnally, my favorite one is Muriel Robin. She is known as the queen of humour in french. That's too bad that they don't include english subtitles in french stand up comedy, cause believe me, if you would understand her comedy, you would laugh your head off! ^^ Florence Foresti is also GREAT, Les robins des bois (even tho their humour is very poo/pee but hey, they make me laugh), Les Nuls (I can easily compare them to French and Saunders, as they did a LOT of excellent parody with many celebrities)... I can't name all of them, the list would be too long. But believe me, we laugh a lot in France ;) So no stand-up comedy in France? That's a huge lie ;) We love humour (who doesn't?)

[@Tairneanach]

Manuel Gaisne Oh, of course you love humour, I thought maybe you had a different format. But it's true, I didn't really believe you had no stand-ups. Thanks for clearing that up, though. :) Thanks for dropping all those names, by the way. I do speak a little bit of French (really, really badly), so maybe I'll have a listen - if the humour isn't too much based on regional stuff, I might improve my understanding.

[@manneianevski]

Tairneanach To be honest, you gave me the envy to put subtitles in some french stand up comedian to make them known by foreigners! But unfortunately, I think that you'll be so far the only one interested in this :/ It's also very hard to translate it correctly, especially because of the play of words which couldn't make any sens once translated... Languages can be such a barrier sometimes :( And I know that french language can be VERY hard for you to learn... As I always said, I'm glad to be french for this reason : I don't have to learn it :P And obviously, you're more than welcome ;)

[@Tairneanach]

Manuel Gaisne Wordplay is really hard to translate, I know. I gather you know that Eddie Izzard translated his program into French and German? It's amazing that he managed to do that. Well, if you ever get around to subtitling something, let me know! I won't be disappointed if you don't, though. :)

[@strutherhill]

'il conduit l'autobus' -- the cumulative effect of mounting absurdity -- hilarious!

[@mralan5743]

Brilliant. Still makes me laugh after all these years and all the Times I've watched it. "quick, someone's coming, positions!"

[@Gregsplays]

I've watched this sketch three times now, difference being now I've been learning French for six months, I was in stitches watching this

[@Chrysaries]

Wow, every time I watch Eddie Izzard I get happy and laugh out loud. My favourite comedian!

[@logunech]

I am french... Eddie Izzard...you are a great man...!! Thank you...!! :)

[@bebeysmael1.]

agréable

[@sergiothelifeguard1]

yo0u should put caps in these videos

[@RaskolnikoffAnna]

Similarly, when I started learning Hindi, one of the first sentences were: "My name is Raj, I am not ill..." Not a way you want to start a conversation :)

[@Sekusamu]

In the age of COVID-19, this is the way I start all of my conversations!

[@tejaswoman]

@@Sekusamu You have provided the exact response I clicked the comments to provide.

[@mamboitaliano46]

Well that comment aged like milk xp

[@btarraf]

I lost it at "La singe no par du le chambre... Michelle est dans le chambre, avec le président du Burundi!" lolll

[@Taylorkaraoke]

n'est pas dans...

[@dinedine79]

Eddie Izzard could be a very cool and perfect French teacher !!!

[@stofferrussell]

And a history teacher too. I've learnt more about British history than I ever did at school. His Richard The Lionheart sketch is hilarious!

[@Spiralpaladin]

@@stofferrussell Always remember the Ottoman Empire was full of furniture and the Austro Hungarian Empire was famous for FUCK-ALL!

[@itsacarolbthing5221]

I first saw Eddie do the skit on 'Le singe est dans l'arbre' many years ago. I went to work next day raving about it, but no one else has seen it. Eddie then went on a self imposed ban on British TV for years, before he started making small appearances. I still know his Definite Article show word for word.

[@joelenaghan8493]

I was first introduced to this via my French teacher in high school when she let our whole class watch this (God bless you Miss Swindell!) and loved it ever since

[@thejacal2704]

Ah, MME. Escroquerie.

[@MaritimeFox]

When I worked in a ski resort we used Eddie's line to have fun with the ski lift operators who were French. We'd arrive at the lift with our guests and we'd say. 'Ou est le singe?' On cue, they would reply with 'Le singe est dans L'arbre'. We'd get on the chair lift and off we'd go. As our guests spoke French too they were bemused, not knowing that the ski lift guys were in on the joke. :)

[@jesmarina]

He just has NO competition - he is miles ahead of all the others.

[@heversantos7006]

ive always thought eddie izzard stands in a realm of his own. theres not any one close to his creativity and his ability to submerse you into his imagination so easily!

[@SteveGouldinSpain]

Precious he elusidated expressions from French lessons I'd forgetten from over 40 years ago - tears!

[@camilogarciaylasaari1857]

Best part about this: if you know already the joke about the president of burundi or if you've watched enough of eddie's stuff, this is twice as hilarious :)

[@dropkickmurphy4114]

Oui, je suis un transvesti."! 😄

[@warrenbutt3746]

@@dropkickmurphy4114 First listen I thought he said "travesty" which still rang funny, but seemed a bit out of left field.

[@thejacal2704]

@@dropkickmurphy4114 Il a dit 'travesti.

[@Noutchka]

His accent is really good I must say.

[@ChuckPlains]

Ohh, poor Eddie, I didn't know he had an accident. What happened?

[@kamilebalciunaite3532]

An accent is a distinctive way of pronouncing a language :) Sophie is saying that the way he pronounces French is really good!

[@persnicketyguy]

Kamile Balciunaite I think chuck is being sarcastic

His pronunciation of "disparu" is suboptimal, though.

[@stijnvandamme76]

I'm sure he spends a lot of time in la Sud de France.

[@zalinrock]

This is very funny, by the way we learn english with "brian is in the kitchen" in France

[@estebandekokoshniki1284]

Où il reste!

[@Neen88]

LOL...thats brilliant

[@tomtomthebear]

Brian fucking loves kitchens mind..!!!

[@moilematin520]

Lucas Lopes dans le nord dans les années 80 c'etait Jean. Pourquoi vous c Brian?

[@Numaticin]

I got "Ist die Kuh schwer?" for German, which means "Is the cow heavy?"

[@PanaMV]

I went to a zoo and there I heard a french family say "le sange!". So of course I had to come back and re-watch this. The few words in french that I do know I know them from Eddie.

[@lrandall83]

I am moving to France soon and have been trying to learn it as much as I can, I didn't think I was making much progress but I watched this and laughed out loud at some of the French parts, which means I fully understood them, being spoken at a fast rate, enough to make me laugh out loud! I'm very pleased with myself now 😂

[@ferise1]

Dork. How did the move go ?

[@mcquaidbros]

This makes me laugh every time! Can't believe tomorrow Eddie is going to complete a huge goal of performing 3 hours of stand up in 3 languages.

[@rezabadei3229]

Hilarious! Such a classic! It still makes me laugh after 12 years since I saw it first back in 2008!

[@dianaw10]

"do you have a room to stay the night?" "yes we have rooms, we're a hotel" HAHAHA

[@hexalia]

I love that you can tell what he's saying even without knowing a lot of French...it's brilliant

[@FishTheJim]

Eddie Izzard est l'un des êtres humains les plus drôles sur la planète et j'aime sincèrement son humour quand il parle la langue française

[@susanbonsor7064]

C'est vrai.

[@FishTheJim]

@@susanbonsor7064 C'est vrai

[@nekyokusai6400]

i'm a french fan, i knew him since he make a show in Paris he's so awesome !

[@JenamDrag0n]

Sometimes I wonder if I'm losing my French, and then I see stuff like this, and I'm reassured that I can understand every word.

[@tamaman1468]

I'm french and this actually made me laugh. Et ce qui peuvent me lire seront surement d'accord avec moi.

[@pseudonameable]

***** No, it's "ceux" qui peuvent.

[@tamaman1468]

I knew that...I usually don't pay attention to my grammar on the internet...

[@dannytouet818]

***** This is not an excuse !

[@Remyria]

danny Touet he/she said he/she doesn't give a shit, basically

[@jeffreylundin4716]

+Olivier Poulin (Remyria) I guess there are grammar nazis for every language... lol. :P

[@kruspeperrine6448]

"Quoi ?!" I'm french and this man is awesome!!

[@hookbeak3516]

' awesome ' causing feelings of great admiration, respect or fear. My fear is the 'a' word is greatly over used globally, something I show no gratitude to the 'A'mericans for.

[@e.g.systems6146]

The man's a genius. I watched him live at Southampton Uni, and have never laughed so much since then.

[@heterosapien8426]

I watched this years ago, without knowing French, now I know French and it's a lot funnier.

[@JinStyles]

How can you know French in one year? I want to learn French, but their grammars are difficult. I would like to know your tip.

[@heterosapien8426]

Duolingo, Brainscape, France 24. Spend several hours a week 15+ What he is saying is actually pretty simple. And its been about 2.5 years actually. But you will be surprised how much you can learn in 2-3 months if you are honest about the work you put in.

[@barrycarleton4326]

I keep coming back to this scetch after 15 years in France and he is just as funny. even the comments are funny too.

[@davok73]

Don't speak a word of French but still laughing, man is a comic genius :)

[@mancebo7]

Best stand up comedian on the planet... by a VERY long margin. Brilliant.

[@ferise1]

Louis ck is much better , as are most Australian comics

[@mancebo7]

@@ferise1 Yes, of course. And since you're at it, also throw in most French, Canadian, Swiss, Nigerian, Portuguese, Mongolian and Ukranian comedians (not "comics"...). Come to think of it, Eddie Izzard is not even talented, is he...?

[@pdcockrum]

Oh god I was crying I was laughing so hard. Just made learning french worth it

[@MedEighty]

Finally, I now know enough French to understand what the hell he was going on about all those years ago, when I first watched this.

[@CreeperCrafterz34]

I used this in my French Exam

[@CreeperCrafterz34]

Well, I must say I got an amazing B with an after school detention which was a double bonus to be fair. I got a lecture from Madame Lange herself on how not to use inappropriate language during an exam. Got a good laugh out of her though which was worth it!

[@ZeHoSmusician]

Did you manage to slip in, "the mouse underneath the table"? XD

[@wellefabien9640]

I'm french and this guy made my day ! Pas facile pour les anglophones de prononcer convenablement les sonorités françaises, tout comme nous on galère avec les leurs (le fameux "th").

[@AndrewCheshire]

The problem with this clip is that he uses sections of his act that happened during the previous 2 hours, so if you just show this video to somebody because it's "f---ing funny," they won't get a sizable chunk of the jokes. On the other hand, the great thing about this clip is that if you watched the whole show, you don't even need to know french to get all those jokes, because he's just that good at delivering his act.

[@SamaraXX]

Please don't be afraid of speaking French. We are not all arrogant and rude. In France, we suck at languages and this is why we are not always helpful. Some feel stupid if they don't understand your question. It's not against you. It's our pride talking. We are always happy to help when we are able to. I learn languages, Russian in particular. It's not always easy to speak to Russians too, but it's all about getting to know a different culture, right? And, no worries, we love your accent! :D

[@edvardasbalika5813]

So true! Thank you!

[@Ksenazavr]

I'm Russian and I know French a little so I think we could help each other to practice language!

[@craiglist879]

La plume de ma tante

[@BDON]

This was funny! Je suis canadien et je parle français et anglais. nous apprenons le français à l'école. Eddie est très amusant à regarder :)

[@BDON]

+Matt Silverstein there are others in Canada who speak French. I'm from Ontario, and there are a lot of people here who soeak french, most people from New Brunswick are Acadian and speak a different dialect of french. Not just the Québecois who speak french. You're pretty ignorant also. I know a lot of people in Québec who are the nicest people I have ever met. There are rude people ever where it's not fair to paint all with the same brush.

[@BDON]

+Matt Silverstein the younger generations of Québecois(e) want to learn english and there is less politcal BS, but to be fair the French colonized Canada first. The reason they and so many Canadians speak french is because when the british took over they allowed them to keep their language and religion and over time they were able to keep their culture. I respect that. As for "Québecois" language because they were cut off from france their language didn't evolve the same way and they use a very old style of french, but Québecois slang is mostly spoke to other Québeckers. They can speak formal french also. Our english isn't proper english with all the slag we use. A person learning english may go wtf does "whats saying?" Mean or sup

[@Londronable]

+B DON Kind of amazing how, yes, after 10+ years of getting French at school I understand most of it perfectly. Just never ask me to speak it.

[@Jeremy101Jeremiah]

dude really , quebecois french ? why do you say that , im genuinely intrigued , you think that when you learn french in canada it is not "french french" but quebecois french ?

[@k.a.u.4599]

Jeremiah Nihilo It has been observed to be quite a different dialect/accent than French in France. It's actually closer to colonial French in the way that American English is closer to colonial British English!

[@unseelie63]

I had absolutely no idea that Eddie even existed when I found an advert for this 1999 HBO special in an entertainment magazine.Something about it just reached out and grabbed me.You must watch!!! So I did and it's been bringing me joy and hilarity ever since.I love this bit.And creating empires with flags,and being told that one must choose cake,or death...

[@pineapplequeen13]

Thought of this today because duolingo asked me to translate "The cat is on the table" into Italian lol

[@pasqualepacicca-languagein5597]

Great comedian, he simply doesn't care if he says something uncorrect, he simply turns it into a joke to amuse the audience... un travestit executif....ahahahah!

[@ingriddubbel8468]

Its incorrect to write or say incorrect. It isn't a word.

[@esquilax5563]

@@ingriddubbel8468 it's a reference to an expression he coined in English, earlier in the show

[@omikronweapon]

bit of a shame to assume he's just winging it at times, when he's clearly very proficient in French. Not to mention the basic fact that most (if not all) comedians know their routine by heart, so there's really no "he just turns his mistake into a joke" at ALL.

[@pasqualepacicca-languagein5597]

@@ingriddubbel8468 it's uncorrect!

[@airevacrn]

I'm the president of Zaire and I thought all that was fucking funny.

[@josecartin825]

bellboy what was said about the president of Burundi that was funny?

[@kennethmccamish4092]

Je suis le président de Côte d'Ivoire et Danemark.

[@tejaswoman]

@@josecartin825 In guess you didn't get the reference, while I don't have the link, it's referring back to an earlier piece in the same special, in which he was talking about trying to flirt. The original bit was in English, and I forget how the president of Burundi fits into the whole thing, but he's counting on people recognizing little by little that he's just translating the nonsense from earlier in the evening.

[@aigooboy]

Probably the most brilliant sketch ever.

[@C1984_FR]

I'm learning French and I am really proud that I understood ALL of that 😂😂

[@parkviewmo]

This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen! I have just become aware of Eddie Izzard. This is so wonderful!

[@USCol]

It's funny because he's repeating his stand up in a different language. And he's got timing.

[@johnsmyth6283]

I'd forgotten how much French I remembered from my schooldays!

[@coucoubrandy1079]

I love this sketch ! He's wonderfully bonkers. Brilliant !

[@cbhaessig]

This is hilarious... I just love him.

[@oscar_jacques]

I literally know this entire video off by heart, I've seen it so many times. I know every point where he stumbles and repeats himself, every movement he makes. Nerdy? Maybe. Awesome? Yes.

[@joeroganjosh9333]

Oscar Jacques Passion knows no nerds.

[@rafflestraveller]

"Je dois partir maintenant parce que ma grand-mère est flambe!" hahaha best line it this already hilarious sketch :)

[@Francesco-cj3oi]

Incredible how back then there was no standup comedy outside of the US and UK, and now it's everywhere

[@ringo1029384756]

I will fit one of these lines into the speaking portion of my French exam.

[@09yulstube]

This is the pencil of Ester Píscore! When learning English we also get a lot of "The cat is under the table"

[@lasciamidasolo]

Watching this in the middle of prepping for B2 exams. Legend

[@Tzipporah7]

my faaaavorite from Eddie Izzard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zecle]

repeat after me. the cat is in the kitchen. ze cat is in ze kitchain

[@Sekusamu]

Listen very carefully, I will say zis only once!

[@zecle]

@@Sekusamu *vis

[@Sekusamu]

@@zecle Why would you say "vis" only once?

[@zecle]

@@Sekusamu bicoz of ze diffrens bitouine VIS and ZAT.

[@Sekusamu]

@@zecle You mean ze differens bitouine ZIS and ZAT. If you replace a ​voiced dental fricative with a voiced alveolar sibilant in the one instance, then you must do it in the other instance as well. Put another way, because French doesn't have a ​voiced dental fricative, in the stereotypical French accent, a ​voiced dental fricative is replaced with a voiced alveolar sibilant. It is not replaced with a voiced labiodental fricative. That would be weird. It would be especially weird if the same speaker did it in one instance but not another.

[@MakeupaddictPun]

Celui ci c'est tres amusant. Eddie est fantastique, et son humour et l'acte est drole ...amour d'inde [pardonnez ma francais, j'encore pratique] 😻

[@samielkhayri9272]

I never get sick of watching Eddie. :)

[@missrrjohnson9846]

Same is true of French Canadians. My sister was in Quebec and asked a man if he could tell her the way to the bus station. In impeccable English, he replied, "Do you speak French?" She said no. To which he replied, "Then no, I couldn't, could I?" and walked off. But at least there's Belgium, a/k/a French Lite. All the culture, half the attitude.

[@bicyclist2]

This is classic. I love it. Thanks.

[@tracylf5409]

Eddie: genius.

[@TheDSasterX]

Came back to this classic after my first year living as anglo in Montreal and i actually followed the French where i used to only get the three animals and then a bunch of gestures. Learning a language is so rewarding! 😃

[@akeleven]

It's his gift of expression.

[@titoumcaleera52]

I'm French and i find it fucking hilarious. And he has a pretty good accent when he speaks in French. I was wondering how many English speaker understand what he said in French

[@AtlasBlizzard]

View of the sea? In Paris? Good luck with that.

[@cascinosilvio]

he is trying

[@cascinosilvio]

He is a little lemo... para mi es bastante basico su humor... y no tiene tanta apertura como veria el mono que decis...hay mejores..con humor croscultural mucho mas rico. No deja de tener talento pero no llena mi interes.

[@lukascielocaminante257]

You can have a beautiful view of the Seine and the distinctive green brownish colours that comes out of it, along with dead fishes and rusty cars.

[@LauraMorland]

Nowhere does Eddie state that the hotel is in Paris... just in France. ;-)

[@parioceanchicago]

Tu m'as fais rire alors que je buvais. Je vais nettoyer.

[@tenaciousDprincess]

J'adore Eddie izard Il a amusant Treis bien

[@graceroseline]

This is one of his best routines.

[@kimifur]

The only phrase I know in Dutch is "Ik ben tandarts" which means "I am a dentist". Since I'm not anything close to a dentist, this is very hard to work into a conversation!

[@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.]

"Je suis le président de Burundi." To be fair, if I'd been sitting with someone that enraptured by a spoon, I'd say anything to shut them up, too.

[@videoluvr2]

Eddie cracks me up.

[@bizou16]

I am in love with this man.

[@Kuatiqua]

Vue sur la mer...à Paris, oui bien sure XD

[@Bubba1960.]

I don't understand a lick of french, but laughed my ass off through this entire segment. The entire show was quite epic really.

[@martinmanifold2241]

Eddie izzard Best listened to on audio broadcast ..

[@BlissCKir]

ROFLMAO!!!! "with a spider" and the bit about "ofcourse we have a room, this is a hotel" hahahahahaha this guy is awesome!

[@saoirserosenstock8144]

Just came back from my 'final exam' french orals..A girl I know who spoke no french went into her exam saying in french "as you can see madame I am the crem de la crem". She was unable to speak anything else 😂

[@getoffthestageyoufatf1870]

I have no idea how anyone could make "Le singe est sur la branche" so damn funny, but Eddie finds a way. Can't understand all of it, but what I do pick up is hilarious :D.

[@marjorieford4584]

All the French I ever learned was in ballet class, and the few cognates between French and English, and I found this hilarious!

[@michellebates4744]

I just love him x

[@WiggysanWiggysan]

Jan 2017 ....... still brilliant !