Eddie Izzard's Encore on Computers

[@lcolsen22]

The fact that he wrote this in the 90's and it's STILL accurate. Just amazing.

[@DrPhr0]

He forgot the part where it prints out 50 pages of the same thing because you pressed it so many times.

[@TimoRutanen]

In the company printer room.

[@vickiebunch5703]

Yeah! Technology is not my friend! I'm still learning how to use my phone. Merry Christmas all!

[@u4riahsc]

@@vickiebunch5703 As soon as we figure it all out, they will change everything.

[@LoveGuitarS2]

Classic 😂😂😂

[@02smithm1]

The 2023 version... Clicking a link but it doesn't open. So you click again and again... ...143 tabs open in 3 seconds.

[@kookiemonster9172]

What really makes Eddie Izzard awesome is his ability to act. An addition to being funny as hell, he's an amazing actor. He really sets up the scene for you and gets you to visualize everything. It's hard to believe that this is a one-man show! Brilliant!

[@LittleB2007]

I watched a boring movie called "Victoria and Abdul" last year. The only character I liked was the douchebag Prince of Wales but didn't realize it was Eddie Izzard until I saw the credits. He is an amazing actor indeed!

[@mokshababe]

loved that movie

[@matthewjohnson5741]

It's terrifying that 20 years on we have exactly the same problems...

[@paulglitch2119]

This man is a genius - really brilliant timing and delivery - has to be one of the funniest stand up routines I've ever seen.

[@JumpinJAKEFlash]

HILARIOUS. One of his best bits of stand up comedy.

[@Wrxrtd]

I actually spoke to Eddie on the phone today. He called in to the company I work for as he uses our software and he needed some assistance! I couldn't believe it when he said ''it is Eddie Izzard'' I was actually speechless! Completely star struck! I absolutely love Eddies work!

[@theholidaylady1]

Lucky you!!! When he was in Toronto, we saw her from front seats. She held a Q & A afterward and I chicken out asking if she'd like to go for a drink with us after. LOL

[@jj26566]

"I've got a Macintosh computer" Well there's your problem

[@janermaher]

jj26566 this bit is from 1997

[@MissKateUK2]

Immediately after this video was released, a Pentagon spokesman said "We've changed our password".

[@okaybrandon8021]

LOL

[@zombieporn99]

I saw him in Vancouver and he got a standing ovation when the show began!!! he is brilliant!!!!!!

[@MrAronRobinson]

Breaking into the Pentagon computer... Double click on 'yes' LOL

[@darrennz2008]

I have 6 DVD's of Eddie , watched them like 10 times over , NEVER get sick of him and I always laugh again at the same jokes .. He's just brillant

[@garryb374]

His delivery is so good and his jokes really don't age so you can watch him over and over and it still holds up as being very funny.

[@walterpisante]

BEST GENIUS OF OUR TIME

[@jhutton10]

I've watched this so many times and it still makes me laugh because we all do it don't we? Control P Print!!

[@CaluMew]

He is literally the coolest person ala world!

[@comanchio1976]

+Calum Robert Mewett So you've measured every person in the world's temperature, and found Eddie's to be the lowest? I literally don't believe you.

[@jetfreak4]

This is my favorite Eddie Izzard scene ever. Very funny man. I've seen tons of his gigs...this one is by far the best. Cannot access printer? It's here! Breaking into the Pentagon...double-click on yes. LMFAO

[@mplungjan]

And you finally turn the printer on and it prints the 12 identical pages from the print queue

[@MsTWILIGHTLOVER13]

"There's something defenitely wrong with the-... There's an on switch on the printer, is there?" xD I freaking love Eddie Izzard!

[@AtlasBlizzard]

The terminology's outdated, but the core problems remain. Printers are STILL very uncooperative, even if you remember the on switch.

[@Fermion.]

I've been in IT for several years and have multiple IT degrees and certifications. That being said, getting a print server to function correctly in a corporate domain environment still makes me facepalm from time to time. I have a printer fail pic in my office of a printer with the caption "YOU HAD ONE JOB!". It always gets a laugh from techies.

[@CyberBeep_kenshi]

@@Fermion. i concur. HP printer driver cd's.... with 100 shareware shit software ads fests, except the printer driver....... Today, still the same, now you need an account at hp, so all your prints n scans go through the hp cloud...... i am suuuuure they are soooo honest not to keep copies

[@ShaddowChief]

Never heard of him before tonight, but that was funny as hell,

[@PolishPolackski]

"there's ON switch on the printer, is there" Every time :D

[@dirtyharry1881]

Nice spoiling it for everyone who looked a bit under the video...

[@bustermllerandersen4565]

"Password protected, 20 billion possible combinations. Eeeeh Jeff...... EY" xD

[@flyinggeese426]

2018 and this is still my relationship with computers

[@blousecollarupturned8300]

Cannot access printer? It's here.

[@tammycuteness]

"Cannot access printer- it's here!" I have actually done that.

[@HemGlassBilen73]

he is gr8! watching the same clips over and over and over and over again!;) Can't get enough!

[@11spike7]

The Brits produce some of the best comedy on the planet. Eddie is really a bit of all right then!

[@MrMjwoodford]

It would be nice if error messages did actually tell you what you've forgotten to do.

[@lacarolish]

One of my favorite bits he does - and really hits home on my first computer experience. Control P print...hahaha. Eddie Izzard is excellent.

[@Matt1yu]

I've probably commented on this before, but I'd just like to say that this may well be the funniest, most realistic and best piece of stand-up comedy I've ever seen. It's definitely Glorious, despite his little jokes in between that don't go down well. I'm gonna see if I can find this DVD so I can buy it.

[@Finnegeas]

this is by far his best show. one of the most original uses of material by a comedian.

[@justicekeyes]

Awesome humor, just fantastic! Thank you!!!

[@jimthestuntman]

"I can access printer" "Of the 2093 other problems, ive just managed to get another one"

[@AtlasBlizzard]

I love this stage design. Like the ruins of an observatory on the moon.

[@loganweitzel3014]

I Can Access Printer! Why de F*** Can't you access printer!?

[@MiroslavBegov]

I really like Eddie Izzard. He is fantastic. I think I watched all his plays and for me this one is the best. And this scene with the computer is divine. I watched it I don`t know how many times and every time I laugh to tears.

[@mariancraig]

The printing joke cracks me up every time - has to be one of his best

[@Urbanfire123]

Wow, one of the rare occasions a comedian can set me on tears. This guy is seriously BRILLIANT

[@piper42]

The GREATEST comedian! Smart and funny while relating to the audience. Love eddie!

[@prncsleah]

First time I heard this, I was driving... had to pull over from laughing so hard... that and the lawnmower bit!! Eddie Rocks!

[@KMRmusic720]

how can anyone not find this guy hilarious?!

[@emmaleekirkpatrick6547]

My printer, "I'm gonna use all the paper in the paper tray at once no matter how you fill it!!!"

[@BennyLlama39]

That would be me. "I've wiped the internet? I don't even have a modem!" 😀

[@danieljago8200]

Glorious is amazing one of the best stand up DVD's of all time.

[@TexasAmericana]

"Network device not found" the deathstroke of any hacker movie.

[@JarnBjorn72]

Eddie's a genius! Great stuff always!

[@dangercat93]

I recently saw this whole show and I thought it was hilarious I love Eddie Izzard

[@lulamidgeable]

I saw this show in London back when he was touring with it. I'm not sure I've ever laughed that much in my life before or since. My stomach muscles were in so much pain the next day.

[@simonsimon325]

Same. Had one of those moments where I wished he'd stop being so funny because it was starting to get really uncomfortable. Couldn't get my breath and my stomach muscles were aching.

[@TheComedyconnoisseur]

Eddie is so funny, i love the way we can relate to this very good comedian

[@GKAwithavengeance]

The "Double-click on yes..." line was priceless! xD

[@simonsimon325]

Are you sure you want to hack the Pentagon?

[@ahalala8]

This is masterpiecelevelofcomedy. So good it defies laws of grammar and has to be written together like that.

[@Bikutolu]

The thing i love with this sketch is that it is so true!

[@samv98]

Awesome lol the guys laugh at 3:04 ! I sure Eddie heard it as he looks like he’s smiling as the guy cracks up in the crowd

[@kelnahxo]

"cannot access printer? ...its here. I can access printer!" lol i love eddie hes so funny

[@Gendekk]

Enjoy Eddie, and just luve this one... Thank you Marcus! Old server engineer here ;-)

[@jewfroDZak]

Him miming picking up the computer monitor to show it where the printer is located is one of the most genius bits in the history of physical comedy.

[@curtismapman]

Oh my God that was funny. I am in tears. I just discovered this guy!

[@revalashun]

Possibly the most brilliant comedian. Outstanding.

[@unlsoccer1]

He is the best. I have watech it like Million times but never get tired

[@veraparagouteva5412]

Eddie Izzard, you are brilliant!

[@snaredrummer3]

"I, I wiped the file? I wiped all the files. I wiped the internet. I don't even have the motum.: My favorite part.

[@MatiPryjomko]

Going to see Eddie's new show live in May. Can't wait. :)

[@solberg05cz]

Why isn't this video the most viewed on KZbin? It is unbelievably hilarious!

[@TypingTornado]

I wish there was a love button instead of a like button. This was absolutely hilarious... every moment of it! Definitely a new favourite.

[@Pamathey]

I LOVE this bit. I'm going to see him in 2 weeks. CAN NOT WAIT. This is a fantastic outfit, too, I have to say. Possibly his best.

[@usedpumpkin]

"Hello, Amsterdam? You speak very good english, well done!" :D

[@AlisonBeach]

Seeing him in Boston next month - can't wait!!!

[@jajayatzi]

This is so funny! i've only discovered him recently and I'm hooked!!!

[@Transformergirl]

"I-I've wiped the file? I've wiped all the files? I've wiped the internet? I don't even have a modem!" Eddie I love you! XD

[@Wrxrtd]

''No I can' tell you!'' hahaha love the way he says it!

[@ftmichael]

The show is called Glorious. It was filmed in 1997 in London.

[@Deadnature]

this guy is my new fav stand up.

[@cacaoueterealisateur]

thank you for those very nice stand up performances free

[@Uphadis]

LOL! Best description of being happy I've heard in a loooong time!

[@lesr131]

"and u throw the instructions out the window!!" hahahaha...so, so true

[@superhamzah85]

Imagine a film, 2 hours long, 1 hour 55 minutes is password guessing. lol Last 5 minutes is hammer.

[@Ghettotechki]

I'm a tech and that's my face at work everyday. "Oh no no". LMAO!!!!!

[@gradgurl2007]

This whole thing brings me joy!

[@usedpumpkin]

"I've wiped the file?" Love the face he does xD

[@TheOBOM]

Ar-ma-geddon' outa-here! My Aussie brother-in-law wil really dig that!!!

[@Archaosthegemfish]

I performed this in front of my school and they said it was one of the funniest acts they had seen in years

[@Marstic666]

Omg I love this joke. I listen to it all the time.

[@kathyarnold8539]

i have done the "it's here" A FEW times...lmao..

[@amarilrose]

I think this may be my favorite of his outfits that I have seen! :)

[@diskosimpa]

oh, man that's tough. but i agree. watching some clips of eddie and you feel a lot better. he's just completely awesome!

[@Pamathey]

I'm going to see him in Chicago Friday. I CAN NOT WAIT -- Did I say that already? Let me just say again. Can not wait. I'm glad you got to go. Some day a bunch of us will have to say up and go to every show. haha. That'd be great.

[@Wrxrtd]

Glorious and Definite Article are definitely his best two shows. Followed by Circle and then Unrepeatable and Dressed to Kill. Hard to rank them as I can sit there and watch each show over and over which I frequently do. He is just the greatest! How Peter Kay was ranked ahead of Eddie Izzard on the All Time Best British Comics List is beyond me!

[@Simply_Sadie]

Thank you so much for posting this! I love him. Going to put this up on my page :)

[@AlwaysHereAndNow]

I laughed sooooo hard my belly hurt a d I had to pause.

[@ellafischbachbrock2352]

Are you ok now? 😆

[@markfox1545]

Real genius filming.

[@MrTjl81]

Glorious is Eddie in his prime. The whole show is f*****g brilliant!

[@alphuez]

To tech guy in Amsterdam: "You speak very good English -- well done." (Then under his breath): "Bordered by four countries. Just a lot of problems in land wars". His impromptu asides are terrific. Brilliant.

[@MrWoopie]

one of the best original

[@LodemaiT]

Gosh I just love this guy!

[@beccaakakratnoff]

Eddie's demonstration of people with technofear just has my mum written all over it Genius XD

[@chromelemon]

Whenever I print something I legitimately always remember Eddie saying “control P print!”

[@damarh]

you know the close captioning adds to the hilarity of this sketch :D

[@MusicalJoe99]

my favorite eddie izzard clip

[@AKINAC16]

It's 2 am and my printer won't work. So I logged in and watched this instead.

[@VoiceofCthulhu]

I love his fail pose. :P "I don't even have a modem!" *Slump*