Eddie Izzard - The Holy Communion

[@ClarkKent3rd]

"Drink this wine, it's a Merlot" lol- so funny

[@somegirl558]

Eat this cheese, that is my entire nervous system 🤣

[@RedKincaid]

​@@somegirl558 I'm going to be using that one, and "eat these oysters they are my knee caps"

[@BinaryFlareRC]

“Did you say anything else?” and the silence that follows is one of the best religious jokes I’ve ever heard.

[@richardbrimmer429]

Oo[[)9l89ppppp

[@jake12step]

Or not heard, as it were. Ba dum

[@CommissarMitch]

Sometimes being silent is the best comedy.

I love him so much. He is so hilariously creative. Every 6 months or so for the past 10 years, I've come back to get my Eddie fix again!

[@solooverland3666]

Nailed the absurdity of religion to the cross of hypocrisy. Bloody brilliant!

[@Mrz-sb1hw]

I really can't see what the point in laughing at something that doesn't exist if your an atheist. Your just wasting your time. Do something more productive like improving social conditions.

[@mikaelabowen5781]

Eddie is just the best!

[@westaussie965]

No.

[@ELDIABLO-jl1xw]

He would have been a big hit 2,000 years ago.

[@ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869]

Remember though, in Rome, when you die at the palace, you really die at the palace Mel Brooks

[@lorenanders702]

Yes, it would have been...glorious!

[@janetlieb2507]

Brilliant!💙💙💙

[@mjproebstle]

Eat this bread, it is…my…favorite!! Cheers!

[@claudiamanta1943]

Pure comedic genius 😂

[@thusspake9526]

LOve love Eddie

[@instereovideos]

"Eat this cheese, it is my central nervous system."

[@rowley555]

Drink this wine, it's a merlot....lmao

[@TuomasLover90]

YOU KNEW ALL THE TIIIIME!!! :P

[@cestwhat1317]

Well that clears it all up!

[@somegirl558]

🤣 I love this joke: - Drink this wine, it's my blood. - eee, ok. - Eat this bread, that is my flesh - aaaaaa ..yeah, ok Jesus.. - East this sausage... - 😶 - ...and spread this mayo all over... - ok, fuck that, I'm out .

[@theyank9036]

Genius.

[@spiralingcompass]

she’s gorgeous!!!

[@jacobneumann5021]

She?

[@PuadafaProductions]

I haven’t laughed that hard in a minute

[@rachell4417]

Bravo 👏👏👏👏

[@lindaj5492]

‘He died on a different day every year’ 😂

[@AtlasBlizzard]

I think more people would go to church if the priests carried huge trays of various food.

[@tm502010]

Funny as hell!

[@6lu5ky86]

I think most of Eddies American exposure was New York.

[@mickjones55]

I ordered the body of christ once in a road chef... by the sounds of it

[@gezbanks1277]

The genius that is Eddie Izzard

[@thesubhumancomedy]

"That's a technicality" XD

[@Kameleonic]

Eddie is a literal genius.

[@kenhollis6197]

As opposed to a figurative genius?

[@angelaleigh4116]

Also a literary genius 😅

[@ChipArgyle]

Christianity: vampirism and cannibalism are OK, especially when it's your god that you're ingesting, BUT eating lobster, crab, and bacon - that'll get you sent straight to Hell.

[@freddypowell7292]

No christians believe that. There are a lot of very weird things we do believe, but the dietary restrictions were cleared up pretty early on.

[@urbankotto9685]

Ha ha all is PAGAN.Jul,påsk,midsommar,måndag tisdag onsdag torsdag fredag lördag söndag.And so on.

[@MaryscottOConnorinTC]

💖

[@MofroStone]

"I don't eat my own sick!"

[@thesubhumancomedy]

That's a technicality

[@gaelpache6776]

Le you be needing a trey to carry all this flesh and blood back to your table? Eenthough It. Is cold , lord Vader?

[@gaelpache6776]

Thx mister wich weeks the canteen. He could have been killed by a single tag, but his common sense saved his life

[@AmiUnhinged]

Noooo, surely not. Surely princess prissypants is made entirely of Meringues

[@paulmaloney2383]

He is cleverly funny

[@tonyarichards5430]

Nothing makes me laugh harder than religion.

[@harryfaber]

Nothing makes me more joyful than religion.

[@solooverland3666]

Religion is genius - nothing makes me laugh harder than the self-serving, ignorant hypocrites that believe that nonsense!

[@diosnoexiste898]

Blasphemy at its best.

[@RoyBattyLives]

😂😂❤

[@Crystalonetheco]

😆😆😆

[@burrellbikes4969]

Maybe if God made more of an effort to be more obvious to humankind we wouldn’t be getting all confused about what to worship…

[@helenaquin1797]

A type of divine intelligence is evident in everything we look at around us and in the universe.. (Unless you're alone in an ugly alley behind a 7-11 at 4 am..(ha)

[@burrellbikes4969]

@@helenaquin1797 I don’t see ANY evidence to support your claim.

[@TNT-km2eg]

HelenaQuin Low IQ intelligence

[@AmiUnhinged]

I don't think i was in that book. I think i was in the other book. I'm sure my name is Twirly Tufts or something right?

[@a.t.c.3862]

And next week, in a two-part series, Eddie will speak about Israel and Islam. 😊

[@holidaysinsweden]

HilARious 🤣

[@nyalltimothy]

:)

[@GnosisMan50]

Try as I may, but he’s just not funny. Must be a British thing.

[@samcroft7084]

Plenty of non-British people find him funny so it must be a you thing.

[@svenkoprek2566]

@@samcroft7084 She's very funny, but I guess it would be nice of you not to misgender her

[@johnDukemaster]

@@svenkoprek2566 He is really funny!

[@johnDukemaster]

I'm not British and I find him extraordinary funny!

[@GnosisMan50]

@@johnDukemaster My brother likes Eddie too...

[@JohnKerr-bq3vo]

hitchens used to say religion should be ridiculed... izzard made sure of that this time....

[@markmarsh27]

ON what planet is Izzard's drivel funny?

[@kenhollis6197]

Mine.