Monkey's Were Livid About Charles Darwin's Book | Suzy Eddie Izzard: Stripped | Universal Comedy

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Word on the street is the monkey's were really annoyed at Charles Darwin's new book.
Stripped is back to basics stand-up from Suzy Eddie Izzard, and is a continuation of her style of comedy, full of "stream-of-conscious banter and predilection for nonsensical detours and frequent tangents." Recorded live at the Lyric Theatre.
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[@DaDudeClub]

Eddie delivers orders of magnitude more punch lines and laughs per minute than the 2nd best, whomever that might be - but even then, no one does what Eddie does - which I'd call it "intelectual fantasy comedy". By far the best that ever lived. We want more material!

[@annalieff-saxby568]

Eddie Izzard's good, but Bill Bailey's better.

[@markopolo5695]

Hes got to be the worst ever comedian

[@annalieff-saxby568]

@@markopolo5695 (In your opinion).

[@KCC1956]

Really, 🤣🤣🤣 your comment is the best laugh I've had in years you do know that to make people laugh, you actually have to tell a joke, something this whatever it is, is incapable of doing, as we the sane and normal people of planet earth know

[@KCC1956]

​@@markopolo5695 Him/Her or whatever it is isn't a comedian,never has been one and never will be

[@totalskull1639]

Brilliant!!

[@meee6836]

I so love this mans nutty sense of humour, and he has beautiful eyes . Two outta three aint bad lol?

[@judeirwin2222]

@mee etc...”mans” ? Are you inventing a new language ?

[@jesse_cole]

Sometimes Eddie doesn’t do "stand up." He just pretends that he's the teacher, and everyone in the audience signed up for a class. It's genius.

[@AmiUnhinged]

I hear you. I personally find myself to be less common than extremely rare. However I hate those polite euphemisms. I've always had this limp from a childhood hip bone shape disorder and basically the idea that I was "speedishly challenged" is frankly, vomit inducing. Some said I was lame just said "Yes! Cover it in gold!"

[@rogersledz6793]

Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me get through the pandemic!

[@becky2235]

We aren't in lockdown anymore

[@dadaolujare6940]

what pandemic?

[@derin111]

@@becky2235 Shhhhhhh…..don’t tell him! 🤫🤫🤫

[@CrisSelene]

OK. We found the bot

[@AmiUnhinged]

I had a dream about a girl who was having a relationship with a giant rattlesnake with a human face which lived in her garden . It was a huge green monster, about thirty feet long and draped all over the plastic slide and between the swings. Then a jewellery shop appeared in the wall and tried to sell me some silver

[@judeirwin2222]

Caption “monkey’s were livid” is illiterate. Susan Izzard would never have written that. Monkey’s = that which belongs to one monkey. Or monkey is. You mean monkeys ( plural) are etc.

[@dejanmarkovic3040]

If Izzard saw that apostrophe in the title, the irony would kill him.

[@gaynorhead2325]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SomeUserInternet]

He used to be so cool and funny! :)

[@highdownmartin]

Women can’t be funny ( being clever and post ironic)

[@SomeUserInternet]

@Alexander Wardrope what do you mean by "used to be a man"? He still is. Wearing different clothes and makeup won't make someone to have two X chromosomes. Steven Tyler is doing this for years and still is one of the coolest guys(just old).

[@davidabremner]

He's still funny, even if your smallmindedness doesn't allow you to see that.

[@SomeUserInternet]

@@davidabremner Yes, he's still one of my favourite comedians and I also love his charity running things. But why lie? He is a man. He knows it: put any makeup you like, wear what you like - it's fine, nobody cares, we'll still say what a great comedian!

[@SomeUserInternet]

@@davidabremner I'm sorry lady - don't get me wrong, he's even funnier now - have you seen pictures of him recently :) By the way you are calling him "He", miss not small mindedness...

[@stevencarr4002]

When your Philips Ladyshave has run out of battery and you still have to go on stage.... It's tough being a woman.

[@zweigackroyd7301]

As tough as being obsessed with and threatened by how other people live?

[@stevencarr4002]

@@zweigackroyd7301 I'm not threatened by transvestites like Eddie Izzard. Because I am not a woman. It is women who have now to fight for their right to safe spaces without men having access to them.

[@melciveng]

Monkey’s? Learn how to spell ffs

[@littlemouse7066]

lol. we don't descend from apes we have a common ancestor and a very similar DNA.

[@sugarnads]

We are evolved from earlier apes.

[@jdm0101]

I really don't find this funny - he tries to be smart but he's missing the laughs completely. Sad, there is something but he needs a comedy writer to get the jokes/situations over the line.

[@danmar007]

I'm a big fan of Eddie, but I didn't find this routine funny.

[@Sprecherfuchs]

This is his style. I think it's brilliant but if it's not for you, you can always watch a different video 😂

[@BiscuitGeoff]

I really think this hugely successful and popular award-winning stand up needs my advice…

[@Hayri2011]

That's a weird way to spell "this flew over my head"

[@deniswilliams2212]

And some people need to be told that they are gits 😶

[@markopolo5695]

The Title says Funny He's Not funny at all

[@markopolo5695]

@Flynn Spunks i wont unfortunately he's in the news for wanting to be an MP

[@annalieff-saxby568]

"I don't find him funny, though many people do". There. Fixed it for you.

[@markopolo5695]

@@annalieff-saxby568 not fixed he's still rubbish

[@annalieff-saxby568]

@@markopolo5695 So it seems that you _really_ consider that your individual opinion, out of a world population of 8.1 billion, determines whether Russell Howard is funny or not. You seriously think you're the Great I AM, now don't you?

[@KCC1956]

​@annalieff-saxby568 only the alphabet people and perverts There, I fixed it for you 👍

[@dea9273]

I miss Eddie's stand-up!

[@lizisler9415]

It’s beautiful to see a brilliant mind using comedy to open our minds. Love you Eddie.

[@danmar007]

I rather believe that the House of Commons should be renamed to illustrate the complete lack of real people in there.

[@jonnewman6332]

or talent.

[@Xogroroth666]

"Ever seen birds chasing fish in the air?" Ever seen the opposite? "God fuckin' hell, flying SHARKS???? I'm fucking off, too insane!!!"" And off, he fucked, rite there. Uh huuh,.

[@barryoneill7016]

I saw him recently in Ottawa, CA. It wasn't his best work and he was looking a bit aged and ragged as a full on woman. It was still very funny though, and I was laughing from my third row seat where he noticed me more than once. His fanbase (ticket sales) will take a hit with how far he's taken it, but I'm glad I saw him/her at least once.

[@riaagarwal6840]

He/ she/ they or any other pronoun..... amazing

[@deborahduthie4519]

Looking fantastic Eddie. More Comedy live shows please. Brilliant Actor and hilarious Comedian. 💚😆🇦🇺🙋🏼‍♀️

[@adrianwalker8054]

So monkeys evolved into man but some monkeys were just slow at evolving that’s why they are still here ,working on it 😂

[@tomdauben]

And those are the ones in the House of Commons

[@joshualeppard4175]

well, no, monkeys did not evolve into Homo Sapiens

[@publicguy1664]

No, that's wrong. Monkeys, apes and humans evolved in parallel from the same common ancestor. He probably knows that, but plays off the common misconception.

[@zajournals]

Only the ignorant think monkeys evolved into humans.

[@MarcosCodas]

"Monkey's" is misspelled. It should just be "Monkeys".

[@mrnice7570]

Thanks God your here to correct our grammar in this pre apocalyptic world. What would we do without you

[@oxymoron02]

@@mrnice7570 Imagine having such a fragile ego that you can't bear to be corrected. Except OP wasn't even correcting YOU; they were correcting the error in the title of this video. Such a fragile little ego...

[@leafglock253]

The meaningful pauses and all... truly no-one does it like her❤

[@docthemetalfreak]

I would hate to take a shot everytime he said so yes or so yeah

[@dmisso42]

The "House of Corportions"? or "The House of Companies"?

[@theWinterWalker]

She's brilliant ALWAYS

[@mrnice7570]

He is isn't HE

[@Darkblue4269]

Don't encourage his insanity.

[@VeryVeryBigJ]

She? He is a transvestite who has never identified himself as female

[@TNT-km2eg]

Should be " She's always brilliant " . Try simpler sentences

[@MantisEnergy]

How can a Were belong to a monkey?

[@oxymoron02]

"Monkey is were livid about Charles Darwin's book."

[@ginnamin]

Eddie looks so much better as a Man with nails and makeup !

[@dumaskhan]

They lose him with all his jokes but they awww his one pun!

[@beakyfree7023]

Society, evolution, god, there's nothing you could say that George Carlin didn't already beat you to.

[@zweigackroyd7301]

Are you suggesting Carlin was original?🙄

[@beakyfree7023]

@@zweigackroyd7301 his delivery was.

[@zweigackroyd7301]

Gee, then why did you mention what was said? Izzard's delivery is also original.@@beakyfree7023

[@kalikalimai1]

Eddie Izzard is a gorgeous man. And a wonderful human being. Thanks for all your integrity E.I. The bit about the royals is spot on brilliant.

[@starskyarsky8374]

Wow, when was this filmed? Eddie isn't looking very feminine here. Must have been in boy mode!

[@joshualeppard4175]

90s at a guess?

[@helengillespie143]

I love Eddie’s comedy but he’s too much the activist now and into politics. I wish he’d have stayed on the comedy circuit.

[@shaunm9025]

this is boring.

[@davidabremner]

Then why are you watching it and taking extra time to comment?

[@shaunm9025]

@@davidabremner Because it was recommended by the channel. what else would you like to know?

[@linebrunelle1004]

it takes a bit of prior world knowledge to appreciate the irony, the innuendo, the reach of the comedy. How many languages do you speak? how many degrees do you hold? etc.... k well, that explains why you are bored.

[@mdmurray17]

A bit like Robin Williams stand up occasional gems but the rest of the time just pseudo intellectual rambling without much point - or laughs. Clever but just not rolling on the floor. Or laughing very much

[@tammyperez6652]

Investing in crypto now should be in every wise individuals list, in some months time you'll be ecstatic with the decision you made today..

[@DemstarAus]

No, because Solar Flares.

[@neildmedia]

Please go away

[@mrnice7570]

Indian scammer Alert 🚨

[@sugarnads]

​@robertgrant4784it works like an enormous ponzi scheme.