EFAP Bites! EP.6 - Tywin Lannister: Apex Homosexual

[@hasranman]

“I will fight our best man!” “Uh, no. We’ve got 10000 soldiers, we’ll just storm your house.” “What are you, gay?” Kills me every time

[@jeckjeck3119]

I'm still waiting for ''Renly Baratheon: The Ultimate Heterosexual.''

[@hectorbarrera8046]

He was showing dominance to Renly and other heteros

[@stelmaria-mx]

All hail Bigideas and his heretical explorations into massivity

[@wcw2793]

Stelmaria Now we have Bigideas, Freudian, and Hiddle Subbledeese 😂

[@EggsAndBacon222]

I love how EFAP is becoming a language. No one on the outside would be able to comprehend these comments.

[@EggsAndBacon222]

@@wcw2793 Heil, Hiddel.

[@JohnSmith-op3qj]

Remarkable Republican is a true alien. His debate with Shad showed how close he is in taxonomy to a xenomorph :v

[@diegodankquixote-wry3242]

That was an ogrewhelming debate. To quote the last ogre himself lucke onionwalker, "everything you said was rightn't."

[@martinmortyry7444]

Wait, this isn't a satire? I was 99.8% sure it must've been.

[@MalachiCo0]

pOsT mOdErN kNiGtS

[@HarrisBoe]

“And as my final piece of evidence, I’m just going to let this picture speak for itself” RR then shows a picture of Charles Dance in drag from Ali G Indahouse

[@notareptilianiswear.6600]

As a jealous, petty, and immoral homosexual myself, we need to take this guy out. He’s too close to the truth.

[@EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher]

This comment really made my fucking day

[@erco9167]

oh my God he’s a

[@lcoulter9428]

Doing the cosmic chickens work, truly it is appreciated

[@BlackBrisingr4]

One of the main character attributes of Tywin Lannister is that he loved his wife. It's one of the reasons he hates Tyrion so much since she died giving birth. He loved his wife, to the point his wedding day was one of the few times he smiled. He also...you know...slept with Shae, in secret, meaning he wasn't trying to prove to others he was straight or something. Sorry, I know everyone's laughing at this guy, but seriously, he's dumb. Edit: Also, there are quite a few, very successful homosexual/bisexual generals/military commanders. Alexander the Great was bi, and Emperor Trajan, who brought the Roman Empire to its largest extent and conquered numerous, powerful enemies, as either gay or bi. So yeah, nope.

[@roflcopter_launchpad1116]

You can't conquer the globe unless you swing both ways

[@kvltofsobek90]

Band of Thebes who clapped Spartan cheeks on multiple occasions, Emperor Hadrian who crushed the revolt in Judea and sacked the Second Temple, erecting a temple of Jupiter atop its remains. Very limp and effeminate

[@BlackBrisingr4]

@@kvltofsobek90 True on both counts.

[@enclaveherewhyisntyourvide3089]

@@kvltofsobek90 Band of Thebes is fictionalized

[@kvltofsobek90]

@@enclaveherewhyisntyourvide3089 cope

[@BigBroTejano]

There is a historical debate if Richard the Lionheart was gay, but there has never been enough proof to determine he was. Especially when you take into account Richard had a illegitimate son named Philip of Cognac. You have to take into account things we label as gay behavior today weren’t back during this era. Kings sharing the same bed was a sign of respect, not homosexuality. Also need to recall that just like today political rival attempted to smear each other with accusations to damage their opponents character in the eyes of their peers and supporters.

[@Chordus_Gaius]

True.

[@chriscross8547]

Couldn't agree more

[@comradestarbucks2726]

I mean Lion El’Johnson is pretty gay, so...

[@sigismund1617]

@@comradestarbucks2726 To disrespect the Lion..you must be one of the heretical fallen.

[@jacobmatthews7524]

also bisexuality exists which everyone seems to forget about. if there is a lot of evidence that someone is in love with men, but also has a bastard son, that doesnt mean they cant be gay or cant be straight. it means theyre probably bisexual. FFS all of ancient greece and rome and classical japan and china and medieval russia and ancient celtic lands were full of bisexual men. strange how in societies without homophobia most of the men become bisexual. bisexuality is hidden by homophobia, many people you think are straight are bisexual and even they may not admit it to themselves.

[@RebiTHC]

"Real men kill through bloodshed" - Rags, 2019

[@laurenceroberts1]

5:09 My memories a bit hazzy on GoT, but I'm pretty sure Tywin and the Lannisters are seen as ruthless and immortal by the standards of Westeros. He's infamous for his cruelty.

[@nilloc28]

This guy lives completely in his own world. It's like he's never met any other person.

[@jgamer2228]

Tywin never remarried or had a lover because his wife was the love of his life. Her death devastated him and he never moved on

[@roflcopter_launchpad1116]

"Brothers, be it homosexual to be in love with thy wife?"

[@dinkleberg684]

Lol gay boi

[@aerithroses2683]

@@roflcopter_launchpad1116 🤣🤣

[@Destroyahx2]

​@@roflcopter_launchpad1116Thatvis why he is the Apex Homosexual. Not just any Homosexual can love his wife like Tywin.

[@erco9167]

Loving a woman is super gay

[@Ramsey276one]

6:15 that sounds like online insulting logic "I'm so Mexican I'm ARAB???!"

[@notbothered7510]

This is some good rat!

[@waffleonquaffle]

I just checked RR's channel and OMG he's actually using the APEX homosexual meme now

[@azh698]

I count this as an absolute win.

[@Phoenix0F8]

Poe's law is in full effect here. Genuinely can't tell if RR is doing an elaborate troll.

[@monopolizeme]

Bless you for doing the Don's work!

[@Chordus_Gaius]

Remarkable Republican is an odd anomaly. He probably have the Ghey.

[@rotisserieprotocol3582]

Tywin is not a skilled general so therefore, he is a homosexual XD

[@STHE04]

This guy makes Joe biden look capable.

[@erco9167]

“Come on, man”

[@muttonsword]

He HAS to be trolling

[@Ramsey276one]

We could hope, BUT...

[@RorytheRomulan]

"Curated debris from a virtual wasteland" Yeah, sounds about right. I really like that as the subtitle for a channel lol

[@christo-gj1qk]

Man remarkable republican just amazes me a lot.

[@ianhines2302]

He’s a troll

[@miles9760]

Excellent editing my dude

[@mainsails2892]

You know how in coding if a value gets too big it overflows and becomes a negative number? That's what happened to this guys IQ

[@Ramsey276one]

2:34 obviously in medieval times YOU REMARRY IMMEDIATELY!

[@houstonionthegreat]

do more this is epic

[@jarnodatema]

Tywin is actually married to his niece in the books

[@Chordus_Gaius]

😂😂😂. Twyn the Apex Ultimate Homosexual!

[@Ramsey276one]

Okay Just searched for the channel Got me a NICE screenshot of one of the MANLIEST Thumbnail I saw from his channel that I saved to Watch Later along with BULL HOMOSEXUAL PALPATINE! XD 8P) Lulz Doggo

[@Ramsey276one]

11:15 what ruse? Tequila Joseph???

[@KneelB4Bacon]

19:01 _"Joffrey is actually very smart about how he uses power to advance himself."_ Lol. No. Joffrey tries to have Tyrion killed very publicly during the battle of Blackwater Bay. Tyrion figures out immediately that Joffrey was behind it and he even comments to Cersei on what an amateurish attempt it was: Tyrion: "Only a king may give an order to a King's Guard. The King, orders a King's Guard to kill the Hand of the King in front of multiple witnesses. The boy's an idiot."

[@crimsonpotemkin]

A work of *beauty*

[@aaronbaron3155]

Now i wanna see the show from Tywins perspective. Hed be like an anti hero or anti villain or something and everyone would love the mountain and hate the starks😂😂😂😂😂

[@MichChats]

Where are episodes 4 and 5 ?

[@kaisermongol4447]

I tend to work on projects simultaneously and in batches. If something just isn’t working, instead of banging my head against it until I’ve solved it, I work on another project and come back to it later. This is why the episode numbering and releases don’t completely sync up. Ep 5 has morphed a couple of times and still in prep stages. Ep 4, which I am actively working on at the moment, is based on “Rhino Milk” and should be out soon. Sorry about the confusion! And THANK YOU for taking a moment to check out my work!

[@MichChats]

@@kaisermongol4447 oh thanks for the reply i just thought they were removed or something

[@doommetaldarryl6689]

@@kaisermongol4447 I'm just glad they didn't get taken down for copyright or something!

[@Edax_Royeaux]

@@kaisermongol4447 You could probably make an amazing mini-bite video from EFAP 93, the Lord of the Rings nightmare.

[@thebluepsycho4947]

All hail Bigideas

[@poodinky80]

4th time revisiting this video.

[@Ramsey276one]

I don’t count, but I sure keep coming back! XD

[@dergeradeweg1413]

Is tyrion lanister gay? I don’t know… he reads a lot of books. That sounds like some WOMAN SHIT!

[@kasaibouF29]

3:48

[@bijibadness]

it's really quite sweet how these guys, younger than myself, don't catch on immediately to the "Sexual Deviance" angle. they didn't catch on to what he was saying at first, because it's so odd for people their age. they didn't catch it at first, but I did. see, for us old[er]s, it's not that hard to remember catching the tail end of Homosexuality As Sexual Deviance -- as in this Remarkable Republican is saying that Tywin's two kids being Incesutuous, something we'd all agree is rank sexual deviance, comes from Tywin's OWN sexual deviance -- his homosexuality. Remarkable Republican doesn't see much of a gap, is my point. and I just like how the EFAPPERS didn't catch that nugget of embarrassing, out-of-time trash, since it's so out of their generation. things have come a ways. I was a teenager when George W. Bush was getting elected, I 'member. Gay As Sin -- Gay Is Tantamount to Incest. it still exists, it's just such a far-gone, ridiculous thought even just seven years later that it's not brought up. there's something encouraging in that. it's like the Star Trek episode Rich Evans once brought up, where Abe Lincoln [??] says something old-timey racist to Ohura in the orginal series, and she's confused instead of outraged. they'd moved so far past racism as a thing that she didn't even know what he was talking about, much less be angered by it. we'll get there. no incest, though, please.

[@Your-obliques-are-poor]

Gay

[@Rabbit-uc5kg]

So the comments section has put forth the following either possible or confirmed gay military leaders: Richard I of England Frederick the Great Alexander the Great Julius Caesar All, of course, remembered for their total ineffectiveness in battle.

[@chriscross8547]

Caesar? Huh... I don't know why that's the most surprising to hear.

[@Abysalss]

How about fucking emperor hadrian

[@ivanthemadvandal8435]

So Ceasar, the dude who boned Cleopatra is gay, alright. Also The Lion Heart had a bastard child, and Alexander the Great also liked himself some ladies.

[@alesksander]

@@ivanthemadvandal8435 Yeah that was normal. I mean Antient Greeks/Macedonians liked orgies LOL Romans copied all culture from greeks and keep the best part of it. :D

[@lyone2983]

@@ivanthemadvandal8435 Ceasar had a lot of marriages with women yes, but was also known for his male lovers. That was a thing in ancient Rom. Literally, ALL the men had a marriage to a woman and a man for a lover.

[@snakeguy8646]

Btw Alexander the Great was gay or at least bi, and he’s considered one of the best generals in history

[@ivanthemadvandal8435]

Alexander is overrated, his father built the best the best army in the world with one of the best collection of generals ever to fight on the same side. He wasn't incompetent by any means but his main trump cards her inherited from Philip.

[@snakeguy8646]

@@ivanthemadvandal8435 Well yes in my mind this is undisputed, while Alexander was a great commander he would not have had a stable kingdom or an army capable of facing off against the Persians. To claim otherwise is debatable, as Philip was the more shrewd and savvy ruler able to use diplomacy as well as his tactics to raise Macedon, which was a backwater shithole when Philip came to power. A horribly underrated man who deserves more credit obviously.

[@lordjimbo2]

@@ivanthemadvandal8435 I think Victor Davis Hanson's analysis is the best - he was a tactical genius but strategically weak. He was Suvarov in a era where that could make you a legend.

[@Ussurin]

Renly is actually theorized to be gay.

[@snakeguy8646]

Well no, it’s fairly blatant even when the characters speak of him, mentioning he preferred looking at boys instead of his WIFE, and also that he and Loras were fucking