Egg Tweet - If I Were You - 555

In this episode we discuss wet dreams, dry coworkers, and bible study.
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[@anthony7960]

This episode makes Jeff look prepared

[@dogstlks]

Jeff

[@anthony7960]

@@dogstlks I’ve made a fool of myself of myself

[@brianyobbz497]

Egg Tweet: any time Rick Fox tweets

[@nomancanbeatpanda]

Coo coo cachoo jakie

[@80lemon80]

This is one of my favorite episodes of If I Were You. I’ve already rewatched it ample times.

[@zgamer49]

It's so funny to go back and see that the tweet only has 200 likes now. This episode was egggreat - does that work?

[@handfloboxingreview1673]

I can tell this is gonna be an eggsalad episode

[@AndrewPonti]

This is like when Amir was trying to get on the top page on Redditt. Same manic laugh, same "YES!". LMFAO. Taupe.

[@bleusles]

and yet…this is my favourite episode

[@bleusles]

egpisode

[@Skiloose]

@@bleusles that’s REALLY good

[@kaizersoze1950]

I didn’t even realise you guys have been posting videos! Now I got something to do in the weekend while I drink alone in my room when my friends pretend to be sleeping at 4pm in the afternoon

[@robertrichards6964]

What

[@edwardwilliamson1]

Amir it's like the air guitar is a part of your body at this point!

[@auspistic]

I was doing this research study in college (ag-cengric university, food science focus). I wanted to see if living conditions for chickens affected taste of eggs and I started with a survey of existing work. My professor always had really high standards and would always push me to be better and ask hard questions. e.g. in my survey of studies with taste tests of eggs did I have -- for eggsample -- an ample sample of egg samples?

[@donotworried]

Saving monday blues, right on time!

[@manasavachat5101]

30:43 OMG IT HAPPENED!!!

[@scalwi]

e.g. is short for eggsample

[@jellybeanman69]

Eg Gsample

[@TylerTheTiler]

That's very eerie. I was literally going to record a cover of Everlong today. I pressed play and walked away, so I was thinking "did I hit play on a recording I didn't know I had open...?".

[@eiosti]

Ok which is better? "Sometimes, a full mastery of the English language is required to make an omelette. A sample of ample eggs is an 🥚-sample, for example." OR "Your dad eats Bad Beats™, and this is displayed in the manner in which he plays 'Spades'; a sample of ample eggs is an egg-sample, eg (for example) ((🥚))"

[@AltafNanavati]

Saying "example" will never be the same

[@Undhsialfllvlsmwnxjkaknwd]

You said the word “example” so many times in 2 minutes that it started sounding like nonsense

[@skalty9868]

Not sure why either guy would be interested in two women who are clearly not the best partners

[@danwatts9537]

Here for the fucking shebang

[@Devosimms]

The wording on that tweet was just atrocious. How did you not write "eggxample?"

[@palaciosjorge3075]

What is this, guys can you spare me the voice fry?

[@JamScamly]

e.g. 🥚

[@colbywright6068]

Jake was right.

[@Boopbeeboopdeboop]

It’s incredibly inappropriate for someone to hold a Bible study in the office. I would take that to hr in a second.

[@ItssBrian]

Imagine employees talking to each other during their lunch break. They should be fired and blacklisted from their industry.

[@Boopbeeboopdeboop]

@@ItssBrian yeah bc that’s what I said. Religion has no place in the work place, period.

[@ItssBrian]

@@Boopbeeboopdeboop It certainly does for religious people. What does that have to do with you?

[@btk72491]

@@ItssBrian then go work for a church, or talk about it on your own time and not on company property. You don’t have the right to spew toxic bullshit masqueraded as religion in the work place.

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@btk72491 Go to therapy

[@anthony7960]

Jake, Religion is protected under Title VII. You’ll want to double check on that one my dude.

[@Bobbleheads56]

What if they were having a jewish bible study, would that be ok ?

[@Brian-nw3ey]

So ur not even willing to overhear a religious discussion in the workplace but aggressively force ur political views on the people who support you…. Wonder how the fanbase will justify this one.

[@skalty9868]

A workplace is different than the content you make. Their content is supposed to be somewhat them. That includes what they think

[@nutmaster652]

after years of hard work, today is the day that KJ McFlannels has reached a national audience on IIWY. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Merci, merci🥲 22:50