God Mode - If I Were You - 551

In this episode we discuss raising children, playing ping pong, and paying it backwards.
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[@rendog444]

It sparks joy when I see you two sitting in the same room

[@Emmet_Moore]

Greetings citizen of the interbugs

[@SeanClaDesigns]

Sparks joy? Naaww dark soy!!

[@climbitclimate]

It darks soy when I see you poo shitting in the game tomb

[@cigpope]

I hope the algorithm picks these two veteran podcasters and hoists them to their rightful throne

[@user-zf4qu9gf2j]

they just got recommended to me gonna check it out

[@climbitclimate]

Uptoke them to karma heaven baby!

[@BurningRoman]

Amir’s Tucker Carlson impression is goddamn amazing

[@rachel-lo6ty]

god it's so truly funny that they say they're running out of theme songs but also never hide their surprise when the vocals start and they are less than a perfect singer lmfao

[@LegitimateContent]

Jake's Mickey bit at 34:15 made me extremely happy

[@noel1735]

The Mickey jokes made my day!

[@r.6685]

The Tucker Carlson bit starts at 29:26

[@Adloquiem]

Tucker Shmuel is truly cursed to be sure

[@anthony7960]

The Mazda segment really got me lmao

[@julieburnsTY]

i lost it when amir said "like galileo level"

[@begeneiner]

I didn’t know they had a separate channel for the podcast. Todah.

[@Thickolas]

Speaking of history: On a random recommendation from Jake ages ago (either here or on the HG pod, I forget which) I started listening to all the Master & Commander audiobooks while doing mindless work tasks. They wound up being extremely entertaining and modestly educational. Appreciate the tip!

[@grubbzor]

5:20 Talks about the surface being calm and ready 19:48 Unrelated, coincidentally mentions Jake's mom making spaghetti.

[@daninbox]

lol good notice

[@fyukfy2366]

This was a great episode but there's one thing I don't understand Why would the democrats do that?

[@Rocketmanrun]

Hahah ahh this made me laugh as usual

[@RacleandRaHill]

amir showing some Whimsy with that shirt choice

[@joshuakennedy6594]

Jake, chuck us some history book recommendations please!

[@incog.nyto.]

Every read the History of Jeans? I recommend it

[@joeyrozic1100]

I'm more than happy about this.

[@daninbox]

15:04 - The short guitar riff timestamp

[@skalty9868]

Daewoo is actually a defunct KOREAN car company

[@danielweingarten9554]

fun fact ahura mazda is a zoroastrian god

[@allaroundtubin]

2 fine gentleman here

[@non_brewed_condiment]

You could do it for Mazda _what_ Is one of my favorite bits ever. also kind of a good deal for Amir because if I remember Mazda's name comes from Ahura Mazda, a God from the ancient religion Zoroastrianism and that guy was low key goated so kind of a w there.

[@Mariah0810]

Where did you get the shirt Amir?

[@PJonston]

Does anyone know the history book that Jake was talking about?

[@edwardwilliamson1]

was amir pissed off because he couldn't say 'candidate today'

[@NateOfUSA]

Mickey my friend!

[@Cheesefist]

Remember when Amir played hands down one of the WORST characters ever in a Harold and Kumar Christmas?

[@KenmeriCaptain]

a turdy for this comment. absolutely a turdy.

[@mshevchenk]

Why would the Democrats do that?

[@Cheesefist]

@@mshevchenk what?

[@mshevchenk]

@@Cheesefist 30:00

[@Cheesefist]

@@mshevchenk why comment unrelated shit on my thing?