eggdog dance battle

[@Higglebert]

The turnip would think he just got an easy win. It’s impossible for an eggdog to do such beautiful footwork with stubby legs. Little did the turnip know eggdog had been training, waiting for this moment

[@billyprogamer8806]

I recommend watching it two times speed after watching it

[@Lawliet124]

Yep

[@snuffysheep]

This needs to be an actual anime

[@Higglebert]

Bruh I just realized this has 300 likes wtf

[@Higglebert]

deadmeme boi best decision ever

[@interrobang9513]

this video has more character development than the entire live action Mulan movie

[@bananabreadloaf]

That movie was awful, lol they totally took away any female empowerment by not making her work for it, she was just already strong, like that don’t empower normal people who have to work for their strength and skills. Too bad they missed the Mark on the entire point of mulan

[@iwakuralain6655]

That is an insult to this masterpiece

[@avagene3335]

Lets forget that movie

[@Yakkolicious]

There's a live-action Mulan?

[@interrobang9513]

@@Yakkolicious unfortunately

[@jemy044]

He isn't just a legdog, he is a full mandog. Also, the song is : kzbin.info/www/bejne/jqOXk6ermdKrpJY (found by Dana_Stern and YAKOII)

[@tsimpson787]

@MR. X no

[@dana_stern8212]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jqOXk6ermdKrpJY This is the song Since you are the first comment, you could put the link for people to see it. :3

[@Lenszel]

@@dana_stern8212 the music is already credited in the video description.

[@dana_stern8212]

@@Lenszel but not everyone has sound cloud

[@Pluck135]

DogDog

[@zyrese]

What’s so amazing is at the end he’s brought a trophy, but he doesn’t even pay attention to it. He just keeps on dancing. It was never about winning or the glory and attention. It was about the dance and doing what he wanted to do despite his stature. Visionary.

[@dohabenz8434]

Not that deep bro 😂

[@zyrese]

@@dohabenz8434 balls deep hah gottem

[@JokeHatesItHere]

It more about beating up turnip than winning

[@davismcarthur1724]

but where did the arms come from? in the flash back all he had were legs... tumors?

[@scrappydoogal804]

@@davismcarthur1724 shh laddie, we don't talk about that!🤫

[@Yakoii_World]

Song: Yasuha - Flyday Chinatown I don't know who is wondering but I can already see the comments asking xD (?

[@thechurchofdorime9769]

Thank

[@beep9019]

You can also find the song in the description

[@MrMarvel12]

Never knew the name but it always appeared in city pop mix's xd

[@nyohohoo]

Thamk

[@konpeki2037]

Thank you, god

[@marabus6776]

1:25 nobody gonna talk about hwo smooth that edit was

[@David_Duckylove225]

That so smooth

[@David_Duckylove225]

Must took like hours or even weeks

[@David_Duckylove225]

Make that months

[@aidenbrown7458]

No need, we all know it was perfect

[@chocolatechip7137]

Fr it was amazing

[@300IQPrower]

The moment he donned Kiryu’s suit....it was over.

[@panzalinopanzultimate4796]

KIRYU CHAN!!!

[@mitsubishilancerevox8707]

@@panzalinopanzultimate4796 Majima

[@creashaksorgazine2788]

567th like

[@majorpeepo]

Lmao

[@Splitcyclewastaken]

The Eggdog of Dojima takes no prisoners

[@k-snowbeats]

I love how the eggdog is wearing kiryu’s suit from Yakuza🔥😂

[@nami7333]

Kiryu Kazuma！！！😂😂😂

[@randombox.]

Dame da ne~

[@nami7333]

@@randombox. Dame yo 〜

[@megamaggotman7025]

He's wearing his body.

[@delktrossthebonedragon6832]

And doing the psy gentlemen mmd dance yep pretty good

[@ItsDragonsAllTheWayDown]

The fact that Eggdog gained his humanoid body by working out means that that body is built ENTIRELY out of muscle.

[@juanalvarado4723]

Lol. He's too powerful to be kept alive. Then again he's too beautiful to kill.

[@justaguy.9477]

His clothes are muscle too.

[@mr.personalspace7831]

I mean, his whole body is more like an organ accord to the anatomy video.

[@saiasi1579]

Jesus Christ

[@depressed_bulls]

Yes

[@OrcaTheDorka]

*Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most important event in history.*

[@austinsnell515]

Everything that has ever happened has led to this piece of art being made

[@CharlieWilson1987]

*y* *e* *s*

[@OrcaTheDorka]

@@CharlieWilson1987 y e s

[@KitsuneRagnell]

I can't believe Eggdog was actually the Dragon of Dojima the entire time

[@OmegaHamster]

The Eggdog of Dogejima

[@mianoxide1199]

Eggdog of Shimano

[@2Ducks.]

The king

[@Magol0r]

King of eggdog

[@tetsupannn]

Everybody gangsta till eggdog does the Mr Libido dance

[@internal.rage.]

All jokes aside, Eggdog is an extremely good dancer...

[@magentasky234]

He did grow Kiyru's body, it's only natural

[@megamaggotman7025]

Dame da ne-

[@alexandrodonie5129]

i would love to be able of dancing like him

[@lizasarkar584]

Frr😭🔥✨️

[@galacticheroman]

*"HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!!"* The DJ calls out to the Eggdog crowd as the new dancer in town stepped their way down to the floor. At the center of the stage, stood the (in)famous champion of dance known across every corner of the Eggdog world: *Trevor Turnip, otherwise known as just "Turnip".* Supreme Dude of Dance. Mr. Legetables himself, already showing off to the metaphorically hypnotized crowd with his graceful moves. For years, this leaf headed menace had been taking root in the culture of Eggdog City, plastering his smile on every billboard he could buy, placing his image on posters everywhere that was seen by the common eye. Fortune and glory was his, but he wanted more. He wanted the entire city all to himself, to become the epicenter of its culture and grow even more. Nobody stood to oppose him. Not only did the majority take a liking to him, not knowing how his actions could change their town forever, none of them were able to dance as gracefully as he could. After all: Their legs were too stubby to keep up. All they could do was bob their heads to the music... _But one dog bravely stood to oppose this plan._ Adorned in huge afro and coolguy glasses, Eggdance stepped up to the plate to return the culture of the town to who it belonged to: The Dogs. Turnip, in all his cockiness, believed there was nothing that a dressed up Eggdog could do against him. He believed he'd mop the floor with the poor pup. So, he took the challenge to show off to everyone and improve on his fame even further. All while tarnishing the good name of Eggdance forever. This battle was to be broadcasted to every inch of the city that Turnip had a reach for! In homes, in businesses, even out in the streets! It picked up enough traction that their "battle" was being broadcasted live on the news! The outcome of this competition would be known to almost everyone in town... The stage was set, and the grueling battle begins! - - *"Round 1!* *_F I G H T ! "_* Turnip's turn begins, and already: He's throwing out a spectacular display for the crowd! Graceful crossings of his legs, twists, and squats abound in his opening act! The crowd eats it up, obviously, and yet to Eggdance's surprise: Turnip is only using his weakest moves! He knew what this was: Turnip was taunting them, showing how even his most basic movements were enough to impress the crowd. These moves were some of the best dances that the Eggdogs had seen, simply because his legs were longer and allowed for better movement. After just a short set of moves? The eggdog crowd was ecstatic, bobbing their heads away to the beat of the song with the rising energy of the club! Even the DJ couldn't stop himself from bobbing away! Everyone was on Turnip's side, and Turnip knew this. He knew Eggdance knew this, too. He reeled back, laughing at his preconcieved victory as a way to smother out the Egg's hopes of squaring against them... _. . . But this fight was just beginning._ *Eggdance takes a deep breath, and remembers how he got here...* - - A flashback plays back through his mind. Eggdance was formerly just a regular Eggdog, like everyone else, and was sick and tired of all the broadcasts about Turnip, _unlike_ everyone else. Most other programs seemed to have just been set aside just for media involving Turnip. Shows about Turnip, commercials about Turnip, _news sections about Turnip._ He couldn't even look out his window to try and stop seeing Turnip, because he was also taking to the streets and performing for people just to get more attention! Eggdog city was losing itself before Eggdance's very eyes thanks to this invasive root plant. What happened to the strawberries? The Egg _cats?_ The H Beasts?! Where was the culture of the Eggdogs anymore, after Turnip came around? When would it end? ...It would end by his hand, he decided, after having discovered his Grandfather's huge afro and coolguy glasses alongside a diary. A diary that contained memoirs of his Grandfather's time as a dancing star in his youth. Most importantly it spoke about how he _trained his body to give Eggdogs a dancer's body._ Eggdance would follow these instructions to the "t" as though it had become his moral code, knowing that his legacy may be the only chance to return the Eggdog culture to the city he once loved. - - Over a year of training later, and Turnip's influence had only gotten stronger. His moves, more graceful than ever in the eyes of the Eggdogs. He had only one shot to put an end to this. But Eggdance... *_Was ready._* Leaping up, he began to summon the strength that his training had brought him! The entirety of his Egg-like shape began to radiate with an unknown "Dance Power" as he began to transform, stunning everyone in the club into silent staring. Especially Turnip, who had stepped back as Eggdance displayed what his Grandfather's instructions had given him! His stubby legs sink away... and in their place? _An entire humanoid body in a fancy white dancing suit._ *_Legs... AND ARMS._* Eggdance took the opposite approach that Turnip was using! _Right off the bat, he went ALL OUT with every move he knew in a stunning display!_ The entire dance floor seemed to almost glisten with stars with every move he pulled off, completely trouncing anything Turnip pulled off in the past! He wasn't just defeating Turnip, *_he was DESTROYING them!_* The entire crowd extended their necks in shock at Eggdance's spectacular performance! Turnip himself was frozen solid in fear! Eggdance had shown that Eggdogs could not only dance... they could be excellent at it! Everything that Turnip wanted to do was crumbling apart before his very eyes. The mere fact that he had long legs meant nothing now! Everything was going to be taken from him. His fame would plummet, his broadcasts would be canceled, people would demand their money back for his mediocre performances by comparison... Realizing all of this? He faints on the spot, if not flat-out collapsing dead on the dance floor. Eggdance had done it. Eggdog City was saved. Now he no longer dances to succeed... he dances in victory. He dances with pride, with joy, and with relief that it's over! Eggdog culture would be restored, and all would be well. The DJ steps forward, offering EggDance a Strawberry Trophy. He had officially won. Won the hearts of his fellow dogs, won against the Turnip, and so much more to come in his future. - - *"Game over!"*

[@youarentyouwhenurhungry2379]

*10/10*

[@bloop8056]

Who the dang frick made this entire NOVEL have only fifteen likes?

[@galacticheroman]

@@bloop8056 me, apparently

[@gmblin]

This comment is do underrated, your detail of this simple two minute video is an absolute masterpiece

[@deadthroughout]

Woa there bud you expect me to read I’m illiterate but I am guessing what your wrote is cool

[@gagerowbury2687]

I feel like theres a secret message in all of these

[@TAREKOZA]

I think thats if you lose never give up

[@spencerherold4895]

I think that there's some hidden symbolism in the fact that Turnip has two faces.

[@brendenartis4143]

There is lyrics for this song

[@midnightgamer2158]

Bahahahahaha

[@davidstevens8519]

@@spencerherold4895 how do you know

[@segnoggin]

Bro this story hit D I F F E R E N T like the backstory was incredible and the animation for this anime is easily the best I've seen in a while. 10/10 Would recommend

[@n0x823]

yuppp

[@superSaturn77]

i firmly believe that zamsire is a professional and this eggdogposting is all being used for a demo reel to demonstrate proficiency because this editing is so smooth i'd hire on the spot

[@hrpang]

Top 10 anime character arcs. It all started 20 years ago. Back then, few knew the art of Disco. It was hard, for many who wish to perform it lacked the legs to even bust a move. Then Turnip came. He gave the town the joy of Disco. His dance was awe inspiring. Many would attempt to be on league with Turnip, and the Turnip encouraged it, he loved new dance mates. However, he slowly became paranoid. No one would watch his disco as much as they used to, they had their eyes on the upstarts and newbies who brought to the floor new moves. That was when, he decided to create "Dance Battles", and it gave him the edge he needed. With every win, his victories would demoralize his opponents, causing them to lose not only fame, but the will of Disco. With no one left to challenge him, he became a supreme ruler of the dance floor. One however, knew him before his days of dance tyranny. He saw Turnip in his first days. He no longer saw the same Turnip that danced on the streets just outside his house, the Turnip that inspired him to disco on the path he took to this moment. So he trained, trained till his legs were no longer mere stubs. He donned the essences of Disco, an oversized afro and shades, and stepped onto where Turnip would dance the night away. Turnip would laugh, "Stubby Legs cannot beat me!" but accepted the dance off. It was going to be an easy victory. Turnip danced, however as he danced, he felt a great fear well up inside. He knew something was up, so he disco'd like there was never going to be another disco in the world. When he finished, he could not shake off the fear of what would come. As he watched the dog before him sprout the body of a man, he knew he had lost. Every move, every step, everything his opponent did shook his Disco Soul to the core. Had he lost his edge? Surely not! He had danced and danced like never before. Then, as the Dog does a butt shake, the crowd goes wild, the cheers had never been this loud, this happy. Turnip was overwhelmed with emotion. He had corrupted the art of Disco. He had sinned on the dance floor. The laser wizards and DJesus no longer shone their heavenly rays of dance upon his body. He had lost. As he stumbles to the floor defeated, he sees the dog, dancing with a smile. The dog had no need for a trophy, all he wanted, was to dance under others under the Disco ball once again.

[@coolrob0t374]

Beautiful story

[@kawiikorntato6402]

this is... BEAUTIFUL!

[@ewacidal]

I literally cried when I read this

[@OlgaG18]

Wow then they should make a video of turnips revenge.

[@petitbrie9868]

Fanfiction award

[@Cyranek]

no mercy

[@joybuzz3r]

yes mercy

[@trumpet_boooi]

im getting mixed signals

[@TVsMyBeloved]

this is just great

[@premium_user123]

.

[@aszear118]

yes

[@Lumalee_Jay]

Dancers: schmoovin Crowd: groovin

[@natsukineh2720]

As all things should be.

[@COVID--si1iz]

Yes

[@mangoinc.3128]

@@COVID--si1iz please go away

[@Violet-qt4dc]

haters: booin (jk there are no haters)

[@x50413]

1:18 When your little sibling gloats about beating you in Smash and you stop holding back.

[@veethebeaniest]

“YOU FOOL! THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!”

[@enderguy2424]

This is the best dance off in the world, can't change my mind. Not just because the dancing is a amazing, there is a backstory and an amazing come back, it's epic.

[@AnnaSue81]

Yas

[@h2fae]

👌

[@jcma.archive4378]

*we're hitting funk levels that shouldn't even be possible*

[@memerman9268]

ABORT, ABORT! *huh* WHY IS EVERYONE DANCING?! WHY AM I DANCING?!

[@KurisuBlaze]

Because Funk Goes On.

[@sheklamaletie3813]

Objection funk

[@sheklamaletie3813]

Your welcome

[@KurisuBlaze]

@@sheklamaletie3813 Well, that's one way to Win the Race, or dance battle in this case.

[@stupidjojofan6515]

Every character here looks like a viable earthbound enemy

[@jess648]

eggdog earthbound hack when

[@gunterhunter9943]

@@jess648 yes wen

[@comicbillcomicbill1656]

@@gunterhunter9943 I concur, when?

[@gunterhunter9943]

@@comicbillcomicbill1656 wen

[@megamemes7998]

Earthbound lol

[@nathanmuruganantham1201]

this music absolutely slaps and also everyone is ignoring the fact that dog punched himself at 1:25 instead of dabbing

[@MyronDaBossCat]

The song is called Flyday Chinatown

[@mireillediakite317]

Bruh so true

[@avatheartcup]

It's snowing right now, and I'm cold as ice. But eggdog just warmed my heart by watching him.

[@louiss138]

wait it's snowing?!

[@Harrisbrinson]

Same here

[@avatheartcup]

@@louiss138 From where I live, yes.

[@poohwithtimbs7027]

Me : (laughs in sweat while in the heat)

[@ireplytoeverything3122]

You don’t want your heart to be cold or you’ll turn evil and or die

[@minana2785]

Lets just all thank Zamsire for bringing a smile to everyones face everytime he uploads

[@fireynotfoundproductions950]

Zamsire is god.

[@wintercandle4221]

Thank you Zamsire!!!

[@AnnaSue81]

Yea

[@evacardenas4310]

THX ZAMIRE :)

[@hopokter780]

Yup

[@gab_gabriel7091]

When they said the Yakuza games were weird, they weren't kidding

[@Miguel-dy9lw]

They aren't weird, they're awesome. But, dumbasses who thinks that it's an anime game and/or likes the game because memes gave us that kind of expression.

[@gab_gabriel7091]

I mean, you kinda need to have a smooth brain to fully appreciate the humor of the games. Its definitely weird from an outsider's perspective. And its still weird to a veteran's perspective

[@lunaticcultist3764]

Video of a giraffe giving birth kzbin.info/www/bejne/g4W6ZaZ_gZ53ptk

[@Stupidhead17]

What do you mean it’s normal

[@staticturbulence]

@@lunaticcultist3764 ahhhhhhhhhh whyyyyyyyy

[@danielbarlev1901]

1:46 the DISRESPECT is real swagging out over his corpse with the straight bop

[@nopers4117]

This feels like a more wholesome version of Surreal Enterntainment.

[@Tom-uv9uo]

Nah, Surreal Entertainment is Wayyyyyyyyyy more cursed

[@subnautical_vibxs7537]

Yeah, Surreal Enterntainment is cursed as hell, i am not a person that gets scared easily, but one of their videos did get me scared, but zamsire is more wholesome,but still, cursed.

[@Halzone]

What do you mean by “cursed”? I see nothing wrong.

[@SliceJosiah]

@@Halzone Bruh Surreal Entertainment is cursed 300%

[@rainboafternoons6281]

Nope

[@exyl_sounds]

oh my god this is amazing

[@Evil_Jason88]

Loved ping

[@ev6466]

so is your music

[@mickmarino1635]

Better

[@livinginjoy]

you have more than 100k subscribers but no verification tick.

[@mlgninja4503]

I disagree

[@CK9C]

Moves like those are gonna start a panic at the disco!

[@filisora]

lol

[@Elis_Epic_Life]

Hee hee

[@somedumbguyidk1465]

DUN-DUN-DUN DUN-DUN

[@urenbywife2007]

@@somedumbguyidk1465 NO!

[@urenbywife2007]

@@somedumbguyidk1465 The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage is a thousand times better than I Write Sins Not Tragedies.

[@pedrooliveira3585]

I thought he was only going to shake his head. Honestly, this feels a whole nother level.

[@jinyang8620]

Stuff I have learned from this: all you need to achieve your dreams is sunglasses and a big wig

[@jurgenklopp6885]

Also that Kiryu's suit

[@snowfish7294]

And then do some weight lifting

[@merileopardisaksassa7030]

also no skipping leg day

[@Trashproductions2]

And to suddenly grow a whole entire body because you worked out your legs

[@requiem165]

And working out

[@-paimon-718]

Zamzire: Making everyone’s day a little bit better

[@joiiyfire4324]

Little better? It more then that

[@minana2785]

A LOT better

[@matthewcoates5533]

One egg at a time

[@thepan4ever]

*zamsire

[@dizzy2023]

A whole bigger biggest bigger biggest biggerer biggester better time 100000000000

[@squidward3780]

This is like watching one of those movies where the protagonist reviews his past experiences before the epic battle and lets out their true power.

[@tetchedtea00]

Yes anime

[@randomassduck3944]

Yeee

[@mcdooge3143]

And then realizes the true pose of friendship can’t forget that

[@mohuuua]

THEY GET A STRAWBERRY FOR THE REWARD THAT'S ONE BIG ADDICTION OF STRAWBERRYS

[@mohuuua]

@@zoesarlis yesh

[@Your-Pal-Void]

This is perfection, I love this so much. Like honestly this will now live rent-free in my head forever now. Thank you for blessing me with this today.

[@codex1742]

Therapist: All dreams have meaning. My dreams:

[@wubcarp3319]

I'll have you know this is extremely meaningful

[@calamaribowl8683]

It's a prophecy

[@blueyapsulesenjoyer1491]

Ur lucky to have those dreams

[@Awesomeness-iz3dh]

This is the most meaningful thing I've watched in a long time.

[@dianavallecillos6758]

I literally had a dream like this though, it was about me dressing up as a backyardigan and performing a whole show of me dancing to their theme song in a cold stone ice cream place infront of my family.

[@harrisonphillips3408]

How could he not win with a body like Kiryu’s

[@basedyui._.3775]

I know, once he transformed the victory was in its hands

[@rablaxyum2484]

all egg dogs can only use 10% of their bodily potential... he controlled 150%

[@janarthurevalle2922]

Egg Dog of Dojima

[@the_laughingmask640]

He is the Champion of Champions in dance

[@petercrisp5243]

KIRYU CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@m.oonkissd]

*For those wondering, the background music is "Flyday Chinatown."*

[@zashsz7413]

Thx boi, wae ur comment is underrated?

[@lazymumbler]

THANK YOU

[@nickelblock784]

THANK YOU

[@SquishyZoran]

Thank you! I was wondering what it was!

[@tigernaroar9481]

Kokichi

[@agaldoo]

This never gets old.

[@almondmelk5830]

The storyline is more interesting than anything Christopher Nolan ever shat out

[@AnnaSue81]

K

[@art3gance82]

Llol

[@dripberd1004]

Teacher: why are you laughing? Me: nothing. My brain:

[@shimmerdazzle3892]

Lol

[@shadowalpha34]

My animation teacher showed this video to the class.

[@TAREKOZA]

@@shadowalpha34 that's awesome

[@TAREKOZA]

@@shadowalpha34 i think evethone died from laughing

[@justsomegirl627]

*YOU DARE LAUGH AT HIS GREATNESS?*

[@quackerdoodle2831]

nobody: bowling alleys after you get a strike:

[@rolandom.valenciano3086]

@Ayessa kaye Giray Villena me.

[@rablaxyum2484]

*bowling pins after you get a strike ;)

[@akusghost]

If this played at my local I’d go bowling every night

[@cinnamonnt7793]

Plot twist: this is bowling alley screens when you miss

[@TerminalSaw]

@@akusghost same bro

[@tristanpaolozzi2888]

This is the perfect balance of weirdness, cuteness, great music, and good animation. 10/10 👌

[@PencilsAndToast]

And I kid you not, he pulls out a comically large afro and puts it on his head.

[@austinsnell515]

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[@timothy6583]

@@austinsnell515 funkiest shit I've ever seen

[@wewewewewewewowowowowowo]

@@timothy6583 best shit I've ever seen

[@diamondjplayer5599]

soooo, have you ever heard of t+pazolite

[@sweetheavenpancakes3605]

What is this? A crossover episode?

[@Squidcaster]

Fact: you have seen this multiple times and will keep coming back to it edit: nice I kinda like cheese

[@llmkursk8254]

Shut up... *Watches it again*

[@Hm-wr9pm]

I hate that you’re right

[@sydney6434]

You're right

[@SirusStarTV]

First time seeing it

[@Hm-wr9pm]

@@SirusStarTV won't be your last

[@anony8602]

My therapist: Every dream has a meaning. My dreams:

[@gabrielequintana729]

Ikr it do be like that

[@hamsham5937]

The meaning is that you were meant to be a dancer in Chinatown

[@shedinjauser292]

My diagnosis,you like to dance or you want to dance well

[@cabracadabra_4256]

Put in effort and you'll get there one day

[@A_Fren]

The therapist is right, very meaningful dreams.

[@ВзрывоопасныйПоцык]

song plays: EVADE FROM 宇宙 - フライト 日 '89 (FRIDAY) which is a remix of: Yasuha - Flyday Chinatown

[@maximilianozagal2195]

thanks

[@sw1ndlr]

0:48 who could beat a chad dog who sleeps on a *MINECRAFT BED*

[@lux2caligo]

*N O B O D Y*

[@lux2caligo]

*H E H A S N O B O D Y*

[@amogussussus558]

*_N O B O D Y_*

[@weirdobeardo735]

N O B O D Y

[@Ethan-lx1vv]

*N O B O D Y*

[@ratspaghetti1541]

wtf this guy doesn’t deserve a trophy he deserves a nobel peace prize

[@onlyteagan]

Agree

[@Elis_Epic_Life]

YES

[@MuchHappyWolf]

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

[@bananabreadloaf]

I nominate him for Nobel peace prize

[@jaydenmclean2486]

barney ur scary

[@garbage_child6528]

The backstory☑️ The emotional build up☑️ The visuals ☑️ The choreography ☑️ The cast☑️ Soundtrack ☑️ This is the best film I have ever seen ✨

[@Guineapigsandcats]

This film gave meaning back to my life 🔥

[@Michelle_Ghostface_Miller]

This film brought back my dead grandma

[@SmudgedSketch]

Yes my fav Zamsire vid got recommended to me again, time to rewatch it 8 million times

[@mnbun7344]

Lets all agree: We've watched this more than 3 times.

[@plateofbacon877]

And you have a problem with that

[@raulcook8164]

I got this on my music playlist...

[@flyingfoxpeach]

Well um... I watched it 22647447478358448745993751936820363927391073820383646281730481664929749202747301749274 times

[@plateofbacon877]

@@flyingfoxpeach good job

[@flyingfoxpeach]

@@plateofbacon877 thanks

[@andrewcurtin7003]

Im terrified at how long this would have taken to render

[@nicolaspaglione]

Depends on his GPU

[@megamaggotman7025]

1 second

[@11thShadowDragon]

Probably a whole week, at minimum, for what machine can handle such mad glory in any less time

[@Jukebocks]

It's only SFM so not too long, the animating and making those effects probably took most of the work

[@antonliakhovitch8306]

Yeah, those graphics are all easily renderable in realtime

[@EVETHUSIAST_]

I swear this video is going to be recommended 10 years later.

[@eliproductions8507]

Don’t be disappointed this needs to be sent out to the future

[@thedeadpanman9565]

Hello 26 year old me

[@hi.241]

Hi

[@austinsnell515]

The Algorithm Never Fails

[@alienslayer8542]

@Lucas Krelle *german*

[@mishmarsh2029]

This animation needs to be turned into a 1 hour movie

[@Cameronluvs]

My best friends dream: Rich, married her crush, famous and has two kids My dreams:

[@justinfabela4899]

Yours are better

[@basedyui._.3775]

@@justinfabela4899 agreed

[@gameseeker6307]

Worthy

[@Cameronluvs]

@@gameseeker6307 I am worthy of seeing that in my dreams lol!

[@DarkEssence66]

God I had a dream I was just falling and as soon as I'm about to wake up the dream ends with a dog driving a car and hits me as I'm falling like what the hell

[@sarahglee9224]

This video has no business being this well animated. It's truly a masterpiece.

[@Yabuturtle]

Eggdog should be marketed in Japan. It looks like something Japan would create and it could probably really take off there. xD

[@V3ssyw3ssy]

@Andrew Stanton He is real, it was a cute haircut that a dog had :D

[@mildlyinsanegaming2800]

@Teal_foxes_UwU eggdog was cbi

[@potatothegod4483]

If this was a anime the TV show market would crash

[@multichannel8279]

Oh boy if they would I 2ould order every single thing the had on eggdog

[@uhohstinky1613]

I forgot the name but theres a like lazy egg yolk thing there i think

[@ironwraith852]

Wow, Kiryu really stepped up his dancing!

[@GolnazElectric]

You know when you see “dance battle” in the title that this video is very important

[@justanotherperson7774]

Yes 100%. Totally important.

[@justanotherperson7774]

Bless Your Perfection

[@oofedultra]

*pretty much.*

[@davismcarthur1724]

1:38, the therapist after i tell him all my problems

[@MistyShnekin]

it's downright embarrassing how emotionally inspiring this video is for me dfhjdkhfsf

[@HyeinBiggestfan]

You can do it, be as good as eggdog

[@samoshka9870]

It is not embarsing

[@Moonie_18]

@@samoshka9870 it's motivation

[@samoshka9870]

@@Moonie_18 yes

[@kubotheinconsideratefool4208]

same

[@Funnee75]

This video is the best I can't explain how a dog shaped like an egg having a dance battle with an onion is amazing, but it sure is.

[@fearme2619]

actually it’s a turnip

[@chardab8824]

I actually showed this to my parents and they said “This why were never going to have grandkids”

[@squirrelcoom]

As if having grandkids was a good thing

[@hiyokosaionjitheultimateba6671]

Kids are annoying let me adopt an eggdog

[@じゃぱねせらっと]

😂

[@abonzabay7693]

I showed this to my dad and he said he'll never watch anymore vids I recommend

[@jascki9279]

I will be gay soooooo no grand kids for my mom and dad either

[@amosan9974]

Everybody who disliked this is probably in a really salty mood because they cant dance like eggdog

[@staticturbulence]

LOL

[@pikachu-jf2oh]

Hi pika bro

[@lus0927]

Lol so trueeee

[@khalifasaid2796]

Turnip cult pog

[@lostangeles5138]

ikr

[@lucky458]

The dislikes are from people that wanted turnip to win.

[@bigtoefungusvs.friedpochun7612]

shh, spoilers

[@squimpy22]

Lol lucky was one of my favorite villagers

[@herohunter311]

Goodbye turnip! Hello eggdog

[@avaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

@@archaniac529 if they don’t like egg dogs suit and Afro they are too jealous of egg dogs beauty.

[@cursedhamster4843]

The dislikes are because eggdog has a body

[@kingcryonical]

This genuinely may just be the best video ever created on the KZbin platform

[@laplace2601]

The storytelling is marvelous and the character developpement excellent. The effort put in these videos must be tremendous to summon such a masterpiece to reality. I can't believe this to be the doing of a single man, it requires too much power.

[@miumiu39]

Eggcellent

[@kyubayas]

Remember, little Eggdogs, with enough training and discipline, you too can acquire the body of Kiryu-Chan. Literally.

[@humorlessink2658]

K I R Y U C H A A A A N N-

[@ajrook09]

Can i have this as a live wallpaper-

[@-cornchip-7403]

Nezuko

[@Wonki284]

@@-cornchip-7403 da funk

[@-cornchip-7403]

@@Wonki284 look at his pfp, it’s zenitsu, which I’m pretty positive has a thing for Nezuko

[@Entertainment0verdose]

@@-cornchip-7403 ah a person of anime culture

[@-cornchip-7403]

@@Entertainment0verdose yes, even if you look at my pfp is some solid proof lol

[@Pie34565]

I’ve come back many times, and this might be my favourite video on KZbin. Which may be the highest praise I can offer.

[@gabrielequintana729]

I'm addicted to this and can't stop watching it when it is in my reccomended

[@8megabytes0]

Me too

[@VGMaster1]

Why would you want it to leave.

[@gabyzz1331]

Alien 1: "so its that all?" Alien 2: "unfortunately yes" Alien 1: "no it's okay it's perfect"

[@zalien_]

Me too. This appears all the time in my recommendations, I can't even control the click!

[@wingdinggaster17]

Who else secretly wants a 10 hour version of eggdog dancing?

[@dakrabking]

I do

[@charizard_8826]

Not secretly.

[@Slothy2509]

Me

[@luxiwayfarer369]

I am most aware of my deepest desire to see such beautiful move for 10 hour, thanks

[@Deoxyuis]

you can right click and loop the video to see eggdog dancing for "10 hours"

[@brockdowdle]

They gave him a backstory and everything. Truly a masterpiece.

[@Cardnal]

The betrayal, the drive for egg dog. The weight of this story in all it's forms is something to be admired for all ages.

[@deathlylotus6584]

1:22 this part is so satisfying to watch

[@0pium-w14]

Yes it satisying

[@Dragons_Watching_You]

I have an addiction to this video and I don't regret a thing

[@HunterQc]

haha same!

[@Peachyshork]

*Y E S*

[@coskea3916]

Hell Yeah!

[@acoconut5635]

Same

[@joeysfuneralmusic3547]

Same

[@assainwolf5704]

Ads: symptoms may include diarrhea, heart attacks, stroke, liver failure, brain damage, loss of sight, liquified bladder, internal bleeding, hearing loss, vomiting, lungs bursting, flesh rotting, bone decay, heart failure, eyes popping out of sockets, hair loss, tooth decay, skin falling off, trouble breathing, skin peeling off, blood boiling, *melting into a pile of flesh and bones* and death within 10 seconds The people in the ad:

[@EvanOM]

Underrated af lol

[@lostangeles5138]

😂 LMAOO

[@bananabreadloaf]

That’s so true. Like often the issue they’re treating is no biggie compared to the deadly side effects. Like shit yo I’ll just take the Crohn’s disease

[@sockening]

I'm just imagining that✨

[@assainwolf5704]

Add your suggestions for more deadly side affects i should add, i will put the updated version in the comments bellow

[@bluecrossfire2375]

This is so catchy I just wanna go back to this video and watch it everytime.. the whole thing

[@Kenpachi416]

POV: You're fighting the final boss after doing all the sidequests

[@austinsnell515]

Then you slap the boss and it dies and your like bruh what about my 348 move combo attack

[@bananabreadloaf]

In some games I end up doing so much running around on foot I build up my stamina without actually doing any fighting. I slapped an npc once because I was bored and they just died... from one slap 0.o

[@bobbytherandompersonispathetic]

my friends dreams: marries crush gets rich gets good grades my dreams:

[@TVsMyBeloved]

Yeah i had a dream that i was in japan and everything was colored lime i think. also one where i was apparently dating my best friend lol

[@oofedultra]

wait, if you get good grades, that means you're in school, but you marrying your crush?? wouldn't you be 22-28? (idk)

[@oofedultra]

@@TVsMyBeloved i don't know why about the first part, but the 2nd part isn't very suprising lol

[@AnnaSue81]

Ha

[@oofedultra]

@@AnnaSue81 i mean, this is a better dream tho

[@skuffy4930]

Welcome to the greatest drug trip ever, An egg shaped bipedal animal having a dance fight with a huge turnip.

[@user-pz4um9hi1j]

Yes

[@lilnyxlc7357]

Sometime I question what has humanity come to.

[@subnautical_vibxs7537]

@@lilnyxlc7357 don't offend this masterpiece

[@ireneshelton3661]

@Skuffy don’t forget that the turnip had the finest legs you’ve ever seen, nor the fact that the egg-shaped bipedal animal responded to that by growing the body of Kazuma Kiryu.

[@ohmaplaymaker]

I can't stop rewatching it Everything in this video is perfect, it's even better with headphones

[@marshmaIIo]

Parents: The internet is a dark place that should never be used The internet: *eggdog dance funne haha*

[@OfStarrySkiesandFireflies]

KZbin: 40 views, 400 likes. *Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.* But in all seriousness, THIS IS SO AMAZING AND SMOOTH IT MUST HAVE TEKEN FOREVER RESPECT 100.

[@COVID--si1iz]

Yes

[@Grgrqr]

I don’t think 3D animation is “smooth”

[@annetterains7927]

yes

[@annetterains7927]

ikr

[@Ratty-Toast]

@@Grgrqr what did you say...

[@drinkwater5766]

"You should hydrate right now" -Sun Tzu The Art Of War

[@aobaseragaki]

Ryo..

[@aobaseragaki]

You are the only one talking because u killed Akira...

[@HelterwithoutSkelter]

thirsty for EggDog

[@kgpz100]

How in the world did I never look up fly-day Chinatown after watching this when it came out? I LOVE this song

[@mia-lq5hb]

The dislikes are the turnip fans and turnip himself

[@jeffhenslee2213]

And the likes are egg dogs

[@mia-lq5hb]

@@jeffhenslee2213 yos

[@adriancole745]

Honestly, the turnip is pretty sick. Their both protagonists in my book.

[@lilykaplan6094]

@@jeffhenslee2213 Well then I guess I'm an eggdog...

[@saintslay]

there is 82k eggdogs

[@deckerdonat8529]

This was a totally unfair fight, Turnip can’t even pick its nonexistent nose

[@Nico_Monster-fh2df]

Bruh he didn’t train like eggdog did

[@atownicpepperoni7217]

Of course 4 limbs beats two.

[@tyheartfilia2054]

Therapist: “Dancing turnip isn’t real it can’t hurt you” Dancing turnip:

[@Su1xq]

The dancing turnip as been real for a while

[@summerisforblackberrycobbl9972]

Good news is that he died

[@CookyEscanilla]

I feel bad for cute turnip

[@Jroobelucios]

I read dancing trump

[@EggscellentTree]

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[@wickedraptor2651]

why did that egg dog just become the most dangerous man in all of kamurocho and beyond

[@williamcypress3693]

0:48 “You may not rest, there are monsters nearby”

[@mrrainbrow423]

"Sir, this is a McDonald's driveby."

[@misschuckito1311]

shhhh

[@theunpopulargamingchannel2116]

ratattatat

[@undefined06855]

Sir, this is a KZbin video

[@mrrainbrow423]

@@undefined06855 "Sir, this is Patrick"

[@mrrainbrow423]

@Aaron Rios Sir, this is not my name.

[@Exoticlight]

I NEED A EGGDOG GAME WHERE EVERYONE JUST CHILL AND TALK TO EACH OTHER 😩 WITH MINIGAMES AND ACCESSORIES TOO AND DANCE BATTLES YES 😩

[@Hyacinth77]

Discord but eggdog theme

[@auskid4377]

So just vr chat but with an egdogg morph thing? Yeah I’m pretty sure that already exists

[@abigmood3389]

*CLUB EGG*

[@bigdaddydons6241]

You mean yakuza?

[@tealstar_3_]

YESSSSS

[@randomotaku5500]

I wish they made this into an anime ;-; PLEASE ANIME STUDIOS BLESS US WITH AN EGGDOG AND HIS EPIC MOVES SEASON 1

[@miramilili]

Normal people: Boys vs Girls Us, intellects: Turnip vs eggdog

[@TVsMyBeloved]

i love society at times. this is one of those times

[@oofedultra]

pretty much

[@discoknight161]

Therapist: eggdog of dojima isn't real he can't hurt you Eggdog of dojima:

[@josemanuelmurguia8970]

WDYM HE IS GORGEOUS

[@zedzed4122]

Turnip: You have no chance of winning Eggdog: Im bout to end this guy's whole career

[@マダ-j2p]

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