Eggerson Keaveney // Jazz Emu

[@JazzEmu]

My sweet Ovulates. The song herein is available to stream on streaming platforms - NOW! open.spotify.com/album/6Ud9E5XzJXT4glJNgG4Wu3?si=a5dNRAl-T4uSU7xcP-qo7Q And why not consider donating to the Patreon to help sustain the creation of Magnificent Art: www.patreon.com/thejazzemu And never, ever forget that Jazz Emu Loves U xxx

[@destroy2enjoy]

Best fan base name

[@minaunohf6062]

The song is so catchy ❤

[@perplexedamanita]

Mister Emu, you are truly an inspiration. Your musical talent caused my toes to fall off of my feet and become productive miniature human beings that take time off every Sunday to listen to your greatest hits, in a cult-like ritual they’re calling “Taco Tuesday, but on a Sunday with no Tacos.” Truly magnificent, thank you good sir.

[@hopeless1617]

I love your voice, it is AMAZING! (You're vocal range is astonishing) And the vibe of this song is so catchy

[@Dizzula]

I can't stream it, because then I wouldn't be able to see 3:56 and that's the coolest shit I've ever seen

[@tomcardy1]

hell yeah the emu strikes again and this time with NO MERCY

[@delededendboyyt]

My favorite weird musical men interacting

[@Ansemguy]

My only hope in this world is that you guys work together, but that might be like splitting the atom

[@chrissymcnuggets]

It’s the red flags guy himself

[@tesseract5569]

No shot. My hopes for a collab are still possible

[@inwemeneldur2025]

I was just thinking about how your music subjects are similar and here you are

[@GingerPale]

This man is my favorite content creator

[@SoNextJenn]

based

[@crit7514]

He is legendary, and his content only gets better

[@zombotanycmc]

There's something about his music and humour that makes him special

[@dove_inblack3546]

Based???

[@uhjn]

dayum, fair tho

[@gl00myharvester]

My apologies to Eggerson for watching this on my phone and therefore scaling him down

[@Slymeball]

My apologies to Eggerson for watching this on a computer screen and still scaling him down, only less so now.

[@kiffley]

Shame on you. I've played this in a movie theater so I can scale eggerson up. A lot more. It will be playing on loop until it's been played more than the views on other devices that have scaled eggerson down

[@fragglet]

Projectors are only about 100 quid on Amazon folks

[@skedfinger]

@@fragglet So it costs approximately two Eggersons to get one?

[@poopshiestyreal]

@@skedfinger THE EGGERSON TO TURKISH LIRA RATE IS FUCKED IT'S OVER FOR OUR ECONOMY 💔💔

[@alfredmus3876]

Eggerson Keaveney is the level of mental stability that I aspire to be.

[@onehalfspin]

I read this to the tune of the song. Not sure I was supposed to, but I liked it.

[@frankharris3308]

I presume you have fewer than six tattoos which say that?

[@ratticusmaximus69]

Dedicated to his craft!

[@youssefbencheikh8637]

I feel like I should be concerned.

[@dangerfloofprincess]

Barely and same

[@Vrathal]

Just saw Sam Campbell on Taskmaster and went, "Wait, is that *the* Eggerson Keaveney?!?"

[@GuardianOfTheFloodedFortress]

Who's Sam Campbell? Is that like eggerson's nickname or something?

[@Damooe]

@@GuardianOfTheFloodedFortressI’m pretty sure he’s the after for eggerson

[@Pixelusually]

No i think thats his cousin

[@andrewbowden6982]

I just saw this video and saw Sam Campbell

[@Crunggthedino]

me too i just started watching that show im a huge jazz emu fan and i saw a clip with him and recognized immediately! now i have to watch that season immediately

[@jesterismmannerism939]

My favorite part is when Emu replaces the old, boring people on the money with two equally old people before getting to himself and Eggerson.

[@UltimateHairDryer]

The problem isn't that they're old, it's that they're drab. Those boys are anything but drab

[@SorowFame]

I’ll admit Duncan is no spring chicken but he’s a little short of 149.

[@berenromkey4225]

don’t you fucking diss my mans duncan

[@iamaweirdo5210]

Old, maybe. Boring? Definitely not

[@Krog517]

Have you seen him hold two drinks ?

[@sadie_hall]

I'm convinced that every time Jazz Emu makes a new song, the universe does a little jig. Pure gold right here.

[@GetawayFilms]

Well if we look at the evidence we can see that when each new song is released, the energy that went into it's creation transfers to a parallel vector in 3D spacetime. Using the famous equation E=mc² we find that mass and energy are equivalent, obviously stating that the entire mass of the Universe shifts ever so slightly. Thus, triggering a 'little jig'. So, yeah it seems unavoidable... Or.. My tattoos are lying

[@SavagelyBadAtLosing]

​@@GetawayFilmsbut did you remember to take away 4 for the slight differential in the continuum?

[@justinwitty9847]

You’re overthinking it- according to the EXTRA Special Law of Relativity, energy cannot be either created or destroyed, except when Jazz Emu drops a nee track. The “Universal Jig” you’re describing is merely all of the matter - and thus, energy - in the universe making way for this new injection of heat.

[@davidjoelstevenson]

Actually, I think the inverse is reality. Whenever the universe desires to do a little jig, the energy from that jig is Jazz Emu.

[@BwingleBorgus4]

​​@@davidjoelstevensonOF COURSE the energy from the jig concentrates onto one point In the universe therefore creating jazz emu which in turn creates more energy making the universe dance even more! Now the only question is why it congregates here and what was the original burst of energy?

[@jakeritter3287]

There are countless wonderful things about this video. Some of my favorites 1. The contactless-only man reaching out and touching the cash while saying contactless only. 2. It seems like these two are strangers at first, but then they both say Eggerson Keaveney in unison 3. Eggerson Keaveney is a freakin fantastic name. It’s so catchy. 4. The beautiful pink font and how it hovers around Eggerson 5. I don’t know why learning that Eggerson served in the US Navy is so funny to me, but it is. 6. Eggerson’s pet is an icon.

[@alexthewrecker4666]

We love Robert 😍

[@stead2275]

Oh my god I just realized that eggerson lives in britain. Did he go to the US, serve in the navy, get discharged, then just head back to britain? What a fucking icon.

[@toastwell6488]

My favorite part is the "Contactless only, boy" sign. It's just so delightful.

[@gitstautusgitstutasgitstatus]

I want Robert lore

[@ManiacOfYouTube]

"It seems like these two are strangers at first, but then they both say Eggerson Keaveney in unison" I like to believe that they are strangers, but Eggerson is just insanely popular

[@yeastov5470]

I love how the main justification of putting himself on the £20 note is being "okay at cooking"

[@Wrior]

the "oh yes pls" at 0:32 was delivered with such charisma and fervor. truly one of the most powerful lines to be delivered this year.

[@largehenne5988]

Eggerson Keaveney is even on Taskmaster, what an incredible guy!

[@siucracos]

Ah, I thought that was Sam!

[@magicpanda-xuk5007]

When I first saw him on taskmaster I was like why do I know him then I was listening to this and went... wait!

[@s0mniosidae]

Eggerson Keaveney *won* Taskmaster, he can do it all!

[@cubisttubist]

I thought it was him in the thumbnail! This is wild

[@MustBeM]

everyone is talking about this guy! @@cubisttubist

[@american_jackal5956]

Eggerson Keaveney was the finest sailor I've ever had the privilege of serving with. I would gladly go lifer if he re-enlisted.

[@Sus_pumpkin]

Idk his screaming was weird, always had candy and booze tho

[@j-mc2144]

Everytime I think I think one of your songs is the best, your new ones break the mold. Holy fuckn groove.

[@notaperson9831]

So good even the mold breaks a groove 👌

[@RKC33]

I love the 70s morbin sound I will not watch his content in weeks and it feels like I have never stopped watching

[@forestventuredev8380]

I love that Jazz Emu can just make a song go anywhere and you'll never expect it

[@seanvalentinus]

Sam Campbell was great as Eggerson. Have been listening to this one a lot. A lot of the reason it's got legs for me IMO is I feel like I've met one or two Eggersons. A guy who one or several people have a really high opinion on, displays more confidence than I'll ever feel in my entire lifetime, and has absolutely *no understandable reason* to warrant it. Sam captured it perfectly.

[@rustyshackleford83]

Tbf you need to have serious confidence to rock a name like Eggerson

[@MrRikardoe]

@@rustyshackleford83Reminds me of a boy named Sue. Pheraps his challenges he had as a kid due to his name made him grow character and confidence.

[@mr.smileytm]

I think we all grow up knowing at least one dude like Eggerson. Mine's name was Breckyn.

[@thatoneguy9417]

At approximately 3:57, existence of the Hœrgüpjelly was confirmed. It was even seen in the shape of a muesli bar, which may be a reference to its supposed taste. Needless to say, this is the single largest discovery of our generation, and could have unprecedented ramifications that affect the entire globe.

[@diamerald39]

Thank you for noticing that! I almost missed it. We need to spread this quickly, it truly is a major discovery.

[@benmoore6234]

I think I'm the only person that saw this and thought that's Sam Campbell that was on taskmaster as opposed to watching taskmaster and thinking "that's eggerson keaveney"

[@minniethriver]

Naming my first born Eggerson is the only worthy tribut to this masterpiece

[@IndustrialBonecraft]

I can only make the wildest speculations as to what could possibly have served as the inspiration for this, but I'm happy it exists, regardless.

[@miranda.w22]

Wym it’s clearly about his bestie Eggerson Keaveney

[@OnionTheBat]

Your content is so incredibly unique and creative I think generations from now will still talk about Jazz Emu, the legendary content creator, musician, artist, style icon.

[@TehPwnographer]

Sex Scandal(ous)

[@Lucius-Caecilius]

I practically screamed when i saw Mark Silcox in Jazz Emu music video. I promise to never ever forget the love Jazz Emu has for me.

[@kadabuwan]

same 😭 I loudly went “IS THAT???”

[@isadoravasques9302]

You suck, everyone hates you gay bruh

[@Bagofnowt]

I silently screamed when I saw Eggerson Keaveney in a Jazz Emu music video

[@TheNat11]

@@Bagofnowt i cant even express the love i have for that comment!

[@mktj1]

THANK YOU! I couldn't place his face and it was killing me!

[@snarpking]

The beginning of this is my favorite comedy skit.

[@eddypr3]

I absolutely LOVE the flips between falsetto and his normal tone in this song.. The melody is just so catchy!

[@liamdavies2542]

When this video was first released, its title was 'sorry we only take contactless'. Having not known about Jazz Emu before, I thought that the build-up into the song about Eggerson Keaveney was the most random thing ever!

[@LilDeuceDeuce]

PREPOSTEROUSLY funky

[@WuffieGG]

You totally won my heart over in the first few seconds by having the legends Mark Silcox and THE Eggerson Keaveney join ya for this. What a bop!

[@Zekrominer]

Let's go! Two Jazz Emu songs in around a month! Your music is really cool and you're good at just making a concept into something musical, well done!

[@Customfurball28]

SO FUNKY!!! This song is awesome as usual and hilarious to boot. Every upload is a comedic and musical 17-course meal of emu egg flavored deliciousness.

[@oxyharmonic]

Eggerson Keaveney is on taskmaster! And he knew that the leafblower and the teddy bear were of roughly equal weight. What a legend.

[@crystalcove99]

1:01 "Wait, wait, what about the Fifty? *The big one?*" greatest bit of foreshadowing in ̶c̶i̶n̶e̶m̶a̶t̶i̶c̶ music history

[@nechdaught3412]

-why does your struck out text look weird-

[@BenGmuN]

Watching Taskmaster recently wondering "Where have I seen Sam Campbell before" - HE'S ONLY F*CKING EGGERSON KEAVENEY!

[@kerhaidet]

Ahahaha the little cars!!! And of course Hoergupjelly candy!! It's beautiful.

[@Creepyslandofdreams]

The Jazz Emu team is amazing, a lot of people don't read descriptions and I just wanna point the amazing job by Hunter Allen and Hudson Hughes who worked on these videos. Great job to all of you.

[@hudsonhughes]

Thank you! (I definitely wasn't scrolling through comments looking for compliments).

[@Creepyslandofdreams]

@hudsonhughes hahaha, yea I didnt notice alot of people talking bout the other credits. Alot of yt watchers tend to think of channels as a one man job even when they arent.

[@goombadoagnew9358]

I didn’t know I needed a Jazz Emu and Sam Campbell colab but now I can’t live my life without it

[@Pixelusually]

*Eggerson Keaveney

[@zx85]

3:28 the detail in this video is astonishing. Even down to the protein bar labels. What a work of genius. 👏🏻 Bravo, once again, gentlemen.

[@Reasonable_Cheese]

It's one of the only stores that sells hoergupjelly

[@gm1590]

Sam Campbell (aka Eggerson) has had me drowning in tears of laughter. He fully deserves to be on the fifty.

[@_bouldering_3688]

Wow, I'm truly amazed by all the effort you put into these high quality mini movies (you really can't call them just music videos)

[@LukeLavablade]

Holy fuck - when I first saw Sam Campbell on Taskmaster, I thought he looked familiar. I watched his standup specials on KZbin, I was randomly recommended the DVD logo anthem, recommendations compel this video before my crispy eyeballs too, and there Sam Campbell is - the original exposure I had to him finally came full circle. It makes so much sense now. Sam Campbell can have my firstborn child as long as it's part of a meandering tirade to make a postmodernist performative point.

[@tiagov.s.2693]

Why do I keep coming back to this every single day oh my god even the intro is unskippable this is so good and hypnotic

[@ignazioacerenza9881]

Jazz Emu made me feel like a friday mid week.

[@TheNat11]

yeah, jazz Emu is like the Eggerson Keaveney of weekdays!

[@standard_limbo]

Mr. Emu, I daresay you've done it again. Your falsetto is ecstasy, your rhythms, intoxicating.

[@TartanArmyDcfc]

The casting of this video alone is deserving of endless praise.

[@potatocaesar1434]

I'm not really sure why this came up on my recommended feed, but I am very glad it did.

[@williamwalsh630]

🎼"he tells me that the TWENTEH, sEvEHN, EMPTEHS, in the BUH-SHEZ" drop really hit me in the soul. i think i relooped it like 26 times... that is such a great flourish "whenever he goes shop-ping he picks up - things and he drops them" 🎶 top 5 best ever. along with PHONE CALL - PINEAPPLE and You can just keep em. im waiting fo the 5th best.

[@krix6827]

Came here after watching Season 16 of Taskmaster and definitely did a double take seeing Sam starring here. Emu, if you ever get the opportunity to be on Taskmaster, you would absolutely slay out there!!

[@samfur2165]

I would pay for an "I'm with Eggerson" Shirt, paired with an "I'm Eggerson Keaveney" Shirt With eggerson written in that (1:13) font

[@Walleyedwosaik]

Eggerson keaveny having a thick Australian accent out of nowhere is philosophically accurate

[@thatguy949]

Yet another amazing jam from my favorite artist, can’t wait for the next album

[@MrZeplon]

Came here from recommendation of Tom cardy, not disappointed. You have a new subscriber.

[@arkane1732]

Jazz Emu is the epitome of chaotic neutral

[@sirezekiel6156]

I love that this is an absolute banger, and a hilarious skit at the same time. Awesome channel.

[@WhatShouldMyHandleB]

I wonder if this Jimmy Slim ever thought he’d grow up to be a professional Skin Flap Technician. Love the new tune as always!

[@caardappel]

My brain just exploded. The humor, the rhythms, the progression, the melody, the delivery, the mole on the skin flap! Per-Fucking-Fection.

[@yoya.]

This was my number one song of 2023.

[@KnightFox411]

Never in my life has a lyric had more hype and inpact as '27 empties in the bushes'.

[@myspace2001]

Omg it's Australia's crown jewel Sam Campbell! I am very happy about this

[@twpizzaman]

I've listened to this probably 20 times in the last two days.

[@bobjoneswof]

How could I possibly attempt to describe Jazz Emu's humor and music to someone unfamiliar?

[@Tyrannosaurus_Wrexx]

I think this is what getting high feels like

[@GetawayFilms]

Just tell them that it's a reflection of what life would be like if they didn't take their meds... Then turn off the light and ask them to find the switch

[@Kaywaythekaywayhi]

His Spotify bio does a pretty good job 😂

[@typicalwitch]

"Like the taste of a crêpe if a crêpe were the shape of a muesli bar."

[@reedsylvier5250]

Like his name, Jazz Emu

[@Derek-le4er]

I constantly catch myself saying "oh yes please..." in practically every circumstance.

[@ruggafluff]

Jazz Emu and Eggerson Keaveney are a welcome balm to my aching soul in these injurious times. Absolute jam.

[@sugarmada]

no matter how many times I watch this, the delivery of the scream at 2:30 kills me

[@nosmoking5162]

No idea why this ain’t more popular. 100% going to be in my top 5 on Spotify this year.

[@cyclic_infinity]

The horns melody is a fuckin' riot, the funkiest vibes. Like 100% more of that, if you would. And the rest is like, pretty good too or whatever.

[@ericaprioku1704]

I smiled so wide once I saw the Jazz Emu notification

[@smoothreux]

The music is awesome, but your friendship with Sam is the real joy of this video. I wish I had friends who wanted to be that fun.

[@ChillyMakesMusic]

God that groove is so solid. Great stuff, as always.

[@mikkelborby]

love mark silcox just being randomly everywhere it feels like.

[@norvegicus]

I love that the antique seller guy already knew Eggerson Keaveney's name when Jazz Emu mentioned his best friend, like Eggerson is a globally known figure

[@michaelfagan1575]

I've probably listened to this 100 times on Spotify. I just went for a drive around town the other day with the windows down and this song on repeat. So great

[@HammerAndKnails]

Really been enjoying Eggerson on Taskmaster season 16

[@samuraiabstinencepatrol6312]

I have no idea how one man manages to service one genre in so many different ways, this is once again utter excellence my guy

[@JonathanbmillerZIG]

How does this not have millions of views?!

[@Tigeroovy]

This song has been stuck in my head for DAYS. Like going on 5 days now.

[@StrawHatsAreFashionable]

Father, it has been too long, please bless our ears with more musical marvels, for I cannot wait any longer.

[@vazak11]

Everything you do is utterly unhinged, I love it

[@Customfurball28]

I just noticed how the candy that Eggerson takes has joke names or references to other songs, like a hoergupjelly bar. Absolutely amazing level of attention to detail as always

[@PixarNerdStudios]

I have listened to this song about 25 times and it never gets old!

[@25PDHarmon]

omg I have watched this like 15 times and just realized that Eggerson picks up hoergupjelly at 3:58. sensational

[@HaloTropical]

Man I thought "I would rather" was amazing, this has got to be my favorite video on the whole youtube platform.

[@arp_909]

Thank you cats does countdown. This guy is a gem!

[@How-Its-Jade]

I always underestimate just how moving a jazzemu song can be

[@alanisisamess8977]

No way did he get Mark Silcox to do this, what a legendary piece of art 😭😭😭

[@killerquality1446]

Gifted with the miraculous power to give an ear to ear grin every upload, truly the jazziest of emus.

[@fluid321]

This music video tickled my wads of cash just the right way. Keep it up Mister Jazz.

[@Jazzjazzjazz6]

I'm here to celebrate the 1st b-day/anniversary for this song!!!🎉 It's been exactly one year! Eggerson Keaveneyons, messieurs!🎉

[@CheezeLabs]

I feel like I've heard this song without lyrics before, masterpiece

[@speedsprite]

God DAMN this is great music. I've rewatched so many times I think by now I must make up about half of the views on the video.

[@mathsethorus89.5]

Im convincwd that jazz emu has completely subverted sanity and conprehension, and found another dimension from which he pulls his music ideas. Its amazing

[@Gills-wh8nq]

For those not in the know, the ‘grub’ named Robert is portrayed using a puppet toy called a Boglin. I have one that was passed down to me from my uncle (he probably had his in the 80’s), so I wonder how Mr. Emu got one.🤔

[@MatchaGrounds]

I need just a small clip of the thought process this man goes through when coming up with songs

[@mikaelblinnikka4282]

I am calling it now. 12 months from now this is going to be one of the biggest hits of the year. An absolute banger of a tune and gives funny and well-produced vibes from an independent artist not seen since Thrift Shop made it to the radio in 2012.

[@mosesbejon6660]

Hoergupjelly bar at 3:57, this is why we like Jazz Emu

[@BlueBoyBuilds]

Brian David Gilbert, Jazz Emu, and Daniel Thrasher together... it needs to happen... this match made in heaven!

[@wDStarDust]

As an up-and-coming English teacher, i can confirm this song is DEEP

[@rosimoone5068]

these videos are always beautifully shot

[@MahouKat]

It's MARK SILCOX!! (For anyone who doesn't know, it's the guy who's selling the antiques. He's my hero.

[@Yasss7]

The Hoergüpjelly bar... I need it

[@bobkelson11]

One of my all time favourites with one of my new favourites. Sam Campbell matches your freak exactly.

[@Checkers_Channel]

Why is this so underrated ❤