Eight Maids a Milking (1968)

[@347Jimmy]

Don't forget to leave a glass out for Santa!

[@Samwise1776]

"The pipers all start piping with their pipes..." Never has a truer phrase ever been generated.

[@Gerald3merald]

Something every man wants for Christmas.

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

"All I want for Christmas is her two front teets..."

[@observer.b_e_l_l_i_s]

Sniff* Sniff* Otakus don't need girlfriends!

[@Gerald3merald]

@@HardArchiveVinyl As long as she isn't a carrier of crabs.

[@MadeInChinaPlat]

Rather have this one on loop at the supermarkets than the usual one, to be honest.

[@TheYoungDreamer-v1t]

They would only play it once… then the DJ would lose his job.

[@laitofangirl5805]

If they played this on loop, I’ll go to supermarkets just so I can hear this song

[@nept1974]

With their skin flutes they bang out tunes all night 😂😂

[@pinerider19]

Well… that does it. I am officially in the Holiday Spirit.

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

It's still No B*tch November. Stay strong pimps.

[@observer.b_e_l_l_i_s]

Pimp hand strong daddy 😎😎

[@Mushr88mBreW]

Ahhh bihhhhh who? 👂 🧏

[@orvelorten5586]

Unite 👐

[@AlfredFJones1776]

Shoulda had chocolate milk when you showed the sistas. 👩🏿‍🦱

[@ArtyRecordsOfficial]

Now THIS is a holiday hit up to our standards.

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

I got a dangerous one for tomorrow, stick around. Cheers!

[@PancakeGamingLLC]

This song has a great message at 00:36 seconds.

[@yog-thaquasleeperofrlyeh2816]

All those split streams feeling kinda personal💀💀

[@digitalexcavators535]

Amazing

[@Rasdock]

I'm usually not that good at math, but in this case, I know that 8 x 2 = 16.

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

That's a lot of milk...

[@observer.b_e_l_l_i_s]

And on the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to meeee

[@tombondcrispy6585]

Merry milkmas

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Cheers!

[@matsy7450]

Amazing 🤪😅👍👍👏

[@zach7193]

Think of 12 days of Christmas.

[@robertmiles1603]

delicious milk straight from the jugs. it looks like some will even be chocolate milk ;)

[@dihexa7256]

Reminder that one of the most common birthdays is approximately nine months after Christmas so…

[@radiokaizo]

Many people still can't believe that Tiny Herman was lactose intolerant.

[@MichaelKrahulec-f6o]

Leave SANTA a glass of what? Whiskey? Gin? Scotch? Rye? Vodka? Slow Gin Fizz? What exactly does HE like to drink? I know, how about if I just leave the ENTIRE wet bar open with plenty of ICE. Do you think HE would like that? I hope so?

[@illegitimatefilm]

Aretha Franklin's "Think" only went to number 1 out of placation. The public was terrified, and rightfully so, that she would try to top this by pulling a disgusting stunt no one wanted to see, so they said "Atta a girl! Just keep doing what you do!" The Blueprints for this averted abomination was later discovered in 2003 by a young artist named Kelis.

[@nept1974]

I feel a crossover with Superhand is incoming 😂

[@Raiko_Star]

🥛😂

[@WhatIsAPig]

Are The Milkmen related to The Dead Milkmen?

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Yes

[@artisticsoldiers8105]

00.38

[@digitalexcavators535]

More propaganda from Big Milkers

[@poly_g6068]

Awww hell no!!!

[@poly_g6068]

I'm actually deceased

[@JayPadrig]

Haha, I guess you can sexualize any of the 12 Xmas days you want, but this is the most obvious one