Rob U. Blynd - I Am The Motherf*cker [1942] N!CØ

[@Watershed-Records]

OUT NOW! (USA Only) I AM THE MOTHERF*CKER CD & VINYL! 👇🏻👇🏻LINK BELOW👇🏻👇🏻 CD: kunaki.com/Sales.asp?PID=PX00CNBE1N&PP=1 VINYL (Includes 4 Bonus Tracks!): kunaki.com/Sales.asp?PID=PX00BCTHZ8&PP=1 Due to the manufacturer having issues with shipping outside of The States, this is currently a USA-Only release, however, I am looking into other options to make this available globally. Once everything is in place and I can get CD's shipped outside of The States, I'll also be adding Blynd Deception to the catalogue.

[@adambernache3210]

With a sing along?

[@Watershed-Records]

@@adambernache3210 I mean, you can sing along to it in your car if you have a CD player 😆

[@adambernache3210]

@@Watershed-Records That's offensive that you think I got a CD player in my car. I have a vinyl player.

[@Watershed-Records]

@@adambernache3210 Oh nice! Well if you ever decide to pick one up, the Vinyl contains bonus tracks not available on the CD and there's a link and QR code on the sleeve to a hidden playlist on KZbin to listen to the bonus tracks online too.

[@adambernache3210]

@@Watershed-Records Make it available. It's an order.

[@ptah31]

I want this played at my funeral

[@Watershed-Records]

Funnily enough, I said the same thing on Twitter last week!

[@THE_HMRC]

Play it your birthday party!

[@ptah31]

@@THE_HMRC I played it for my daughter and she agreed. I am the motherf*cker!

[@JismIsm-en4kz]

I 'WAS' the mfker

[@ptah31]

@@JismIsm-en4kz 🤣🤣🤣

[@AC-ih7jc]

I have GOT to find a way to sneak this into my swing-dance loving friends' playlists...

[@txmetalhead82xk]

😂

[@Watershed-Records]

Let us know how you get on! 😂

[@charlesbratt2504]

😁😆

[@mlarson3107]

Do it ill add it to mine lol

[@hainesy67]

Please film that😂

[@ernestcruz6316]

This would've been really, REALLY huge during the 1990s swing revival. Unfortunately, neither the technology nor KZbin existed then. Hellacious tune!

[@Watershed-Records]

Looks like we'll just have to kickstart a second revival for Swing's 100th anniversary (Depending which song you believe was the first Swing song. But usually sometime between 1926 and 1935)

[@M0butu]

​@@Watershed-RecordsI'd prepare some Fallout like tunes. Might come in handy if that Ukraine business escalates further... 🤗

[@Watershed-Records]

@@M0butu Funnily enough, one of the first things I ever written (for this kinda stuff, not first ever!) Was a fallout inspired song by The Pink Lips! However, I didn't want the clean so to be their introduction to the channel so I haven't posted it yet, but I will be doing on 9th Aug!

[@M0butu]

@@Watershed-Records A 50 retro swing/ jazz title talking about the nuclear wasteland might be funny. Or tragic.

[@SteamnaPan]

In the Afterlife...

[@edwinmartin9120]

at least he is honest he tells the whole sad story

[@Cowboys8Panel]

Got to love an honest man!😂

[@Blakkrazor69]

This one song has replaced my whole Fallout 4 playlist. If there's anything better than crushing the wastelands with this song blaring I don't know what it is.

[@Watershed-Records]

Damn! Skipping out on Diamond City Radio to listen to this?! What an honour! Appreciate you man!

[@violetoblivion2900]

Omgs!! Yasssss!!!!

[@Jeffroh]

I saw Rob U Blind with Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe live in 1948, great show but tickets were too expensive

[@melanieburg7614]

Ironic that is the name of my former attorneys office Dewey, Cheatham & Howe Esq 😢

[@Jeffroh]

@@melanieburg7614 its a chkn and egg which came first kinda situ

[@Watershed-Records]

Howe Dewey Cheatham?

[@Jeffroh]

@@Watershed-Records to the utmost extreme obviously lol

[@Watershed-Records]

@@Jeffroh Haha clever! I like it!

[@tonydavidson4272]

And they say todays musicial lryrics are bad..Gotta love it..

[@Watershed-Records]

Oh this guy was.. well, he says it himself!

[@someguythatlookslikeme8306]

Badass Holmes!! Wish my grandmother was still alive to hear this! She woulda loved it, God bless her.

[@swissarmyknight4306]

Well, there's something to be said for knowing exactly who you are. I'm not sure what should be said, but...there's something.

[@Watershed-Records]

Ih, and Rob certainly knows who he is, and he wants everyone else to know, too!

[@5226-p1e]

I Am The Motherf*cker

[@5226-p1e]

@@Watershed-Records yeah you should do more of these oldies style hits using the AI lol, especially the funny ones. i looked at your backlog and to many of the songs are modern, they have less shock value over the oldies style ones lol, plus it's funny listening to the old timey talk in these songs when they are talking about sex lol.

[@TristanOlsonKnowledge]

It's perfect 🙂

[@6stringgunner511]

WW2 was popping off at THAT time!!! It was a time when young men were vocal in their Time of uncertainty! I subbed & Rang 🔔!

[@del2591]

Now why's this on my playlist? ... brilliant!

[@Bentriverrusher]

I would like to hate this generated stuff, but it is just too good to ignore.

[@Watershed-Records]

Stick around, you may find more content you like, hell, join in on the "Roleplay" in the comments, one of yours may just be the next big hit! (For example, "This Is Crap (Remove It)".. "I'm Taking My Covered Wagon Up The Dirty Trail" and "I Only Have Eyes For You" were all songs which were written because of a comment on the channel)

[@michelestevenson8769]

Ahhh fuck I love it! Period!

[@widdershins5383]

And so the abominable machine intelligence tempts us all with its abilities to replicate its creators lol

[@Watershed-Records]

@@michelestevenson8769 Thank you! Glad you do! There's definitely plenty more where that came from, and there will sure as hell be more from Rob too!

[@Watershed-Records]

@@widdershins5383 Hahaha, wow! Well, if you like this one, check my channel for Part 2 and look out for the full "Rob U. Blynd" album coming either next month, or the month after, keeping in theme with his scumbag persona ;)

[@allisonshaw9341]

My grandmother was a young adult during the Swing Era and she would have loved this song! FYI, heard my first dirty joke from her.

[@Watershed-Records]

Your Nan sounds like my kinda woman!

[@allisonshaw9341]

@@Watershed-Records She was a hoot, that's for sure. Could shoot a gun better than most men and even made pockets in her clothes (women's clothing rarely had pockets back then) to carry her .38 snub nose Saturday Night Special in. Had a pretty good aim and arm when it came to throwing knives, coffee mugs, or whatever else she laid her hands on. She was also a card sharp and usually invested the money she won. Got a mink coat made by one of NYC's finest furriers after winning one big shot's gold anniversary watch in a high stakes game. His wife had bought him the watch and would know he'd lost it (not to mention the fact that he had NOT been in a late meeting like he'd told her), so he traded the fur coat he'd bought his mistress for it. We still have that coat, btw. Her gun, too. Grandmother had no filter and said what she thought - told the city council one time that if brains were boogers the whole bunch of them together wouldn't have enough to waste a Kleenex on. She was smart as a whip, funny, sassy, feisty, and absolutely the best grandmother anyone could have. She died in 2002 at the age of 92, and I miss her dearly.

[@nancyorlando4127]

im eighty two and lovin this. yuppers

[@Watershed-Records]

@@nancyorlando4127 I feel blessed, thank you! Hopefully you'll find more here that you enjoy! If you look in the comments there are 2 links that will take you to Part 2 and Part 3 of this song

[@restorefilm1111]

Sounds like the last guy I knew !! This is f******hilarious. Fabulous.

[@Watershed-Records]

Glad you enjoyed it man!

[@richardlincoln8438]

Pa used to be singin' this cheerful ditty when He came rollin' in from the bar. After He beat Ma and kicked the dog things sometimes quieted down ..... a little.

[@BigBlack81]

GOLD. Nothing need else be said...except to keep this fellow away from anything you care for. XD LOL

[@Watershed-Records]

Tell me about it, this guy is the worst of the worst! Rumour has it The Devil is has been trying to get out of a deal with him since 1941!

[@spcg9796]

Bravo! Bravo! Best song I’ve heard in a while! 👏👏👏

[@Watershed-Records]

Thank you very much! Glad you enjoyed it! Definitely going to have more from Rob in the future (There's also a Part 2 to this song on my channel)

[@stephnie7326]

My new favorite 💯

[@terrencecarter1153]

I do like how KZbin be just putting gems like this on my page at times they be so unsuspecting that they be hitting like this

[@Watershed-Records]

Glad you found us! Check the comments for Part 2-4 ;) And there'll definitely be more from Rob coming soon!

[@coloursmoke]

so glad I stumbled on this today! its amazing! Thanks 🙂

[@Watershed-Records]

Me too! And glad you took the time to check it out and comment, it's greatly appreciated!

[@VantaBlack-es6zt]

King of the scene ! 🔥👑🙌 Livin' that N!CØ dream !! 💯😝 Thank you 🤗

[@Watershed-Records]

Right! Certainly knows how to get what he wants too! Strolled into the studio just last month, slapped the producer, pissed on the dog, had a line of what I can only assume is Ketamine, based on him gurning 20 minutes later, then laid down this tune and said "Nico, you're releasing this!" and fucked off.. Not seen him since!

[@VantaBlack-es6zt]

@@Watershed-Records That's Rob U Blynd for ya ! 🙌⛓🤩 At least he didn't slap the dog and p*ss on the producer ! 😝 I find it's best just to do as I'm told Nico 😇😋🍭xxx

[@Watershed-Records]

Well yeah, that's true.. Producers don't tend to be big lovers of golden showers. Ah, a proper woman!

[@VantaBlack-es6zt]

@@Watershed-Records Hi Nico ! 🤗 Hope you're having a great night 🎶🌿❤ Room for 2 in that shower ? 🙌🚿Only if I'm allowed of course 😇😋😝xxx

[@darrellbenedict3397]

I want this on my tombstone 🪦

[@Watershed-Records]

You and me both! Hell, I want burying in the "I Am The Motherfucker" Hoody and track pants!

[@elvis_to_you7805]

This put a huge smile on my face. Absolutely so smooth and cool. Genius. So catchy, I will be singing or whistling this tune at some point each day without even realizing it. I can see this being used in a movie soon, a villain dancing around while this song plays. Cash in bro 💪🏻

[@Watershed-Records]

Haha thank you very much! So glad you enjoyed it! I've had this title in my head for a few years and never knew what I wanted to do with it until this year, really happy it turned out the way it did! There's also a part 2 on my channel, and a whole album from Rob coming soon ;)

[@dwaynedaugherty9054]

Love it ❤❤❤❤❤

[@kylej.8648]

Thank you I needed this today!!!

[@Ricardo-i3s7f]

How did the algorithm send me here. Oh well, I must be a m***** f***** 😅

[@Watershed-Records]

@@Ricardo-i3s7f Oh you'll fit in well around here! 😆

[@michaelrandle8316]

This makes my Playlist. Cool 40s big band vibe.

[@Watershed-Records]

Much appreciated, thank you! Glad you enjoyed it. Stick around, there'll be plenty more to come.

[@SurreySoundsystem]

I'm blown away bruv...who knew you could write songs 🎵 proper pleased for you mate. This definitely explains why you've been quiet 🤫 ❤

[@Watershed-Records]

Everyone, mate! Haha! I used to rap back in like 2006 to around 2018, from 2001-2008 I also MC'ed and I've always wrote "singy" songs (since 2001) xD But they're more personal, and I haven't posted them here yet, only personal song I've posted is one I wrote a couple month back called "Father, I Love You", but yeah, been busy man! Drop by the premiere on the 1st Aug, join the live chat! I'll get you on facebook and remind you mate!

[@kevinbartoe7881]

This is so awesome

[@Watershed-Records]

If you enjoyed this song, Rob U. Blynd has also dropped: I Am The Motherf*cker Part 2: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iImagqOdirumiNU I Am The Motherf*cker Part 3: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pmaqaamkbLaNrJY I Am The Motherf*cker Part 4: kzbin.info/www/bejne/epybgaZmrrCbbtE He's also currently working on a whole album, so don't forget to subscribe if you don't want to miss it! Update: You can now become a member to get access to perks: kzbin.info/door/Px9pZzk21LWiBQBtzfipWwjoin For more from Rob U. Blynd check out the playlist: kzbin.info/aero/PL4JrEa1IRsTYcYl0-gjYUTV_N-tAt5hX0&si=EgSLL6qHZnd_ROmD

[@James-pq7nf]

love his face

[@Watershed-Records]

I think he looks similar to Lil Mabu.. Great Grandad maybe?

[@Err_we_gon_again]

best so far in the comments thank you

[@LazloH]

this is soothing af, reminds me of me of my old man.

[@MommaLousKitchen]

😂😆🤣

[@davegilmore7420]

AWESOME!!!

[@yarlkymcfirblatherington9879]

That describes my son in law perfectly.

[@patrickm7483]

Even the coke and slapping his wife with his "thang"?

[@petercondos1018]

Straight To The Point Bravo !

[@Watershed-Records]

Rob don't fuck about!

[@fatpanda9999]

Damn ive on a bad binge and these somgs are hitting good 😂

[@Watershed-Records]

@@fatpanda9999 Haha! Appreciate it man! Rob has a whole album (Blynd Deception) on the channel and another, currently unnamed, in the works.

[@fatpanda9999]

​@@Watershed-Records he'll yeah man that's what's up just wants to make me wanna keep going though

[@lindsaygook5550]

These songs should be on high rotation on all Radio Stations. 😂😂😂

[@Watershed-Records]

If only! Ha! I don't know a single station that would be willing!

[@PriestessEnergy1111]

Love this guy

[@jamesmikita1107]

That's a good swing beat .

[@Watershed-Records]

Much appreciated, glad you like it!

[@georgepechlin4955]

We all knew that guy growing up.

[@RichardBarnett-hs1qy]

Some grew up to be the 45th President.

[@James-pq7nf]

if I had not heard this I would not have believed it

[@Watershed-Records]

Quite a guy is Rob, eh!

[@yalilbrothegonewild8164]

This is my new theme song for life!!!

[@Watershed-Records]

@@yalilbrothegonewild8164 there's a Part 2-4 too if you're interested ;) Part 5 in the works 😉

[@JismIsm-en4kz]

1 word: CLASSIC!

[@Watershed-Records]

@@JismIsm-en4kz appreciate you!

[@RichardErven]

I want this played at my wedding

[@JamesDavis121]

Added to drink night playlist

[@leolambert5949]

Wow! I never knew they wrote songs like that back then. 😅

[@marysheamahiques3712]

Me either. Hope my parents didn't hear this!😂

[@Bob-jl2oe]

They wrote songs like that in the 1600’s.

[@davidbusen545]

​@@Bob-jl2oe I have always written songs like that. Check out the twenties.

[@emotown1]

They didn’t. This is fake.

[@chrisjohnston6490]

Finally found my theme song

[@nomfsurrender]

Artificial intelligence is going to be our demise but as long as it keeps making me laugh I guess it's fair

[@SuperLisalis]

Got away with allsorts when Mary Whitehouse was nt around n theres was major war going on, HAAA. Brilliant.😊❤❤

[@Watershed-Records]

Oh Rob certainly got away with it all and then some, this guy is in a league of his own!

[@kuntymckunterson]

There's something aboot his face that makes me think of "We Happy Few" or Jim Root's "Subliminal Verses" mask.

[@Watershed-Records]

I'd never noticed that before, but now you mention it.. haha!

[@lindaquinlan1471]

Just goes to show low lifes have existed forever!! Thanks! This could not have been easy to find!!

[@Watershed-Records]

@@lindaquinlan1471 Oh wow, my first ever super! Thank you very much!! And thank you for checking out the channel, both of which are very much appreciated!!

[@JoeyWiggins-iv2fj]

Skip used to blast this in our Sub cruising the Atlantic looking for Nazi ships in WWII

[@ArturoDiaz-qw4gc]

Hahaha right on keep making these gems . So epic . Makes me smile

[@Watershed-Records]

I'll do my best xD There's also a Part 2 & 3 to this song too xD

[@victorsmith3946]

Wow, love to see a live show!! 😁

[@KristinaHaus]

This song is f****** awesome.🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 LOL

[@Watershed-Records]

@@KristinaHaus Appreciate you, thank you very much! 😀

[@AlastairCreed]

More Rub U. Blynd content, please, sir

[@Watershed-Records]

Absolutely! Here's a playlist for now, and there's more to come: kzbin.info/aero/PL4JrEa1IRsTYcYl0-gjYUTV_N-tAt5hX0

[@Yendorhawk]

Damn man. Smooth, colorful, old style jazz. LOVE IT!

[@v-manbob7063]

Awsome!

[@Watershed-Records]

Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it!

[@enriquepina9829]

Hell Yeah!!!!!!!!!!! Great Song!!!!!!!! Rock n Roll!!!!!!!! M F !!!!!

[@Watershed-Records]

Stick around, there's more where that came from! ;)

[@mistyjames810]

🎙️Swing & hit🎵💥😂

[@MyOkGarden]

I love what you find when you

[@ELECTRICMOTOCROSSMACHINE]

Amazing history.

[@MikesOrganicVideos]

Not vintage, but an incredible simulation. Looks like the dude didn’t get enough sleep.

[@Watershed-Records]

Probably because of all the coke he was sniffing the night before the photoshoot xD

[@michaelmontano4280]

​@@Watershed-Recordsand hanging around at the dance halls too.

[@Watershed-Records]

@@michaelmontano4280 He certainly loved those dancehalls!

[@venm5887]

Coke off a hooker's tits, I wouldn't be sleeping either 😵‍💫

[@HollieFisher-sd7hj]

Love it I know i be singing this just cuz

[@annfarmer9704]

this just made my night! 🌸❤️🎶🙏🎶❤️🌸

[@Watershed-Records]

Glad you enjoyed it! There's also a Part 2 & 3 on the channel if you're interested.

[@annfarmer9704]

@@Watershed-Records I will check it out! thank you! 🌸❤️🎶🙏🎶❤️🌸

[@Watershed-Records]

@@annfarmer9704 You're very welcome! I've linked them both in the [pinned comment on this video. Hope you enjoy!

[@gavinsmith6658]

Badass Jingle..👍

[@Watershed-Records]

Appreciate you!

[@chopeltashhi]

my new theme song

[@Christopher-qe9fu]

Have more respect for my enemy that isnt afraid to show me who he is , then my allies that are snakes in my yard two faced cowards

[@Watershed-Records]

@@Christopher-qe9fu 💯

[@jeremyw.norwood1453]

DAMN! That is bold, I dig it! 😅😂❤😊

[@Watershed-Records]

Haha thanks! Parts 2-5 are also on the channel too xD

[@danielchadwick8513]

I love with my whole heart I ain't mean I don't do self destruction I live life my clean If you love me to then be on my scene and we'll live together beyond our wildest dream

[@ChrisGurin]

I think there's a cabinet opening just right for this guy.

[@Project7-qj1yp]

Your hired 😂 C.I.A. thinks... 4🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@squaids2112]

And here I am thinking I was the only one...

[@BobGuthrie-w1k]

I can't help but feel like a.i. or whoever made this drew alot from artist GG Allin for this.

[@drgonzalez2257]

😂 I think you're right. This totally sounds like a gg allin song

[@col.greasebagmcqueen9933]

Very reminiscent of his classic "Gypsy Motherfucker". Perhaps a lil Seth Putnam thrown in.

[@HGates-hl4eq]

My new theme song 😅😁😅😁😅😁

[@231lghtwrkerbrntout]

🤯best song I found

[@slicksnewonenow]

The funniest part about it, is that there REALLY WERE songs that were just about as "dirty" back at the time. From the late Twenties through the early Fifties, quite a few Rhythm and Blues titles were pretty "risque".

[@Watershed-Records]

Banana in your fruit basket, My pencil won't write anymore, Drill daddy drill, I like my baby's pudding and It ain't the meat (it's the motion) to name a few :L And some of these older folk are saying "Music was never like this back in my day" .. They were, sweetheart, they were just more selective with their wording :L

[@ava.artemis]

Yeah but definitely a different flavor than this. There was lots of tongue in cheek humorous innuendo, the jazz era versions of bawdy tavern tunes. This explicit celebration of being a terrible person is a little different 😂

[@Err_we_gon_again]

boobies

[@HyreMee-qg2si]

My intro song

[@siriusbhue5923]

I've been looking for you

[@Watershed-Records]

😶‍🌫I'm innocent, I swear!

[@KingSouthern900]

​@@Watershed-Recordssounds like he wants to fight. Lol you got this daddieO

[@thomassage9941]

Yeah... I guess I'm a muphukka too....🎱🎸

[@canadianmob590]

YES!!!!!

[@Watershed-Records]

@@canadianmob590 🤘🏻

[@canadianmob590]

@@Watershed-Records keep em coming you mother!

[@Watershed-Records]

@@canadianmob590 Definitely more where this came from!

[@canadianmob590]

@@Watershed-Records Trump 2024! Make motherfuckers great again!

[@DastardlyD9]

Just found the song of my life real, cue this song as I enter any room or situation😂

[@RyanCarney-u5m]

So good :)

[@Watershed-Records]

@@RyanCarney-u5m Glad you enjoyed it! Part 2 & 3 in the comments ;)

[@skywarr10r74]

OMG I love this ❤

[@Watershed-Records]

@@skywarr10r74 much appreciated, thank you! There's also a Part 2-4 on the channel with Part 5 coming soon ;)

[@ernestpeele7282]

You have a new subscriber!

[@Watershed-Records]

@@ernestpeele7282 Welcome, and thank you, I appreciate your support!

[@GeraldWood-ig9rw]

Love it 😀

[@Watershed-Records]

I'm glad! Thank you!

[@mollyfyna2144]

I love this so much

[@Watershed-Records]

@@mollyfyna2144 thank you! Glad you do! There's also Parts 2-4 in the comments 😉

[@JSTNtheWZRD]

Hey they got me right on

[@mgatewood5157]

❤😂 I get it completely

[@jessesmyser5931]

Behold the pinnacle of human technology!

[@Watershed-Records]

Funny thing is.. If it isn't yet.. It WILL be, and look how it's being abused today :L I'll regret it why Skynet takes over xD

[@tsonofjohnson489]

I should not have been so conscious! 😂😂😂Damn.

[@freedomtobeintheknow-kryst9705]

Omg I 😂 love this

[@Tovenaar13]

Are these lyrics from a modern song? They are perfect! Every line hits!

[@jamesfraser4039]

❤ Love this, laughing my ass off 😂

[@Watershed-Records]

Haha thanks, glad you enjoyed it! There's a couple of links in the comments for Part 2 and Part 3 (May even have a Part 4 coming soon too!!)

[@briandouglas8959]

I love that song

[@Watershed-Records]

@@briandouglas8959 glad you do! There's 3 more on the channel, and Part 5 is out on the 20th

[@deniseperez6858]

Super rad to get this song sent to you right before being accused of a ton of shit I know damned well I didn't do and am not. This should have been the first damned song this for played for me

[@Watershed-Records]

That was Rob's defence too, then he just burned down the court..

[@sivispacemparabellum7633]

Fu(kin epic, savage...🔥🔥🔥...need more🤘

[@skipcurtis-s1e]

I certainly love it I certainly do❤

[@Watershed-Records]

Glad you do! There's also a Part 2.. A Part 3 too..

[@ericwood8409]

I felt his words!😂

[@DarksteelHeart]

Makes me think of a swing jam for prohibition, ?a mobster hit "Where's the goods? (Light 'em up, boys)

[@Watershed-Records]

Search my channel for "Fill 'Em With Holes" .. That what you had in mind?