El Segundo Reminisces on Jiu Jitsu's Dumbest Moments

[@funboxvxxiii]

The ground is my swimming pool. I'm peeing through my swim trunks. Everyone else is just soaking in it

[@bebop4874]

God bless you

[@HarleyJones101291]

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[@leeallday3069]

Craig your such a good role model, thank you for keeping your autistic integrity!

[@Hi.Jay.Low25]

he beat autism

[@JamesRobinson04]

@@Hi.Jay.Low25 he just learned how to harness it

[@Grandroborox]

I read 'autism tx' on his hat.@@Hi.Jay.Low25

[@PinvinoPiggg]

😂😂😂

[@gorillag2044]

He also beat his girlfriend a few years back, I'm glad she got away

[@davidoconnor1773]

"One of our guys, I won't say his name, but it was Salvatore" Craig is the best! 🤣

[@kungfupanda431]

Craig if you want to combat the growing menace of alpha male land shark humble lion cringe, you guys need to start selling demotivational quote merch. Just take any dumb quote: "I walk around everyday with no idea what it's like to fear another man. Jiu jitsu made me like this" - Mark Cerrone flip it to "I walk around everyday fearing every man. Jiu jitsu made me like this" - Craig Jones B(eta)-Team Slap a picture of a goofy sheep on top and start printing that cash. No need to thank me, you can send my 10% of the profits to The Autism Society of America.

[@LiquidityThieves]

" I had the beef with Gordon online, best days of my life!" 😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉

[@SKRATCH1988]

"i love when people that have been through hell walk out of the fire carrying buckets of water for those still consumed by the flames. " -craig jones

[@Ktv.24]

time stamp?

[@SKRATCH1988]

@@Ktv.24 that is an inspirational meme that I'm sure he would hate, so I attributed it to him.

[@JamesRobinson04]

slap that over a black and white image of a lepoard and you've got yourself some inspirational tellings

[@MuayThaiDreadlock]

@@SKRATCH1988 sensational

[@randomdude6572]

Standing ovation for that "Alpha" Content rant Craig, lmao. Spot on as usual!

[@zagreb2012]

Navy seals / stoic / jordan / quotes / ice baths.. 😂😂😂

[@skepticalhippo6376]

Had this old that would post tik tok training videos with Jocko and Goggins yelling in the background. Thought he was cool because he got up early 😂

[@bine35]

black and white colour ohh yeee thats tough lmao

[@doyourownresearch7297]

i am a girl boss.

[@DCJiuJitsuGeelong]

so many good things in this pod cast, the motivational posts the NO ego in jiu jitsu, just how insecure jiu jitsu competitors are !!!! all so so true

[@MehaulUhaul]

"You are doing adult karate here, not going to war." 😂

[@loghawgtv]

“These humble lions” 😂😂😂

[@sahl1698]

😂😂

[@scarysun15]

tom deblass

[@S0CD0C]

Craig your attitude is one of only three reasons I still train at 45. The other two are so I can post alpha memes and talk shit to other old irrelevant men about politics.

[@BPchadlite]

Bullying Yuri for the 50 Cent video is heaps good

[@owenschmowen5313]

aw yeah heaps

[@overyourbed666]

Love the content on the channel. Y’all should get ryan hall or Eddie Cummings as a guest

[@notoriuspgg]

Omg what a Craig Jones Challenge.....Track down Eddie Cummings. Detective Jones from the Federal B-Grade Investigations

[@erdngtn9942]

12:05 there were mornings in basic training boot camp that I’d have thrown it so away or preferred publicly crying instead of running a couple miles at 530. I can remember wanting to actually cry from not sleeping. Then 20 minutes late I was fine. But there were moments I’d pay $100 easy to miss a fire guard.

[@davidoconnor1773]

Craig, have a BJJ challenge match against Jocko, and the winner gets to post a motivational video on the other's social media accounts! Think about the potential, no matter who loses, the public wins!

[@dominicheath9213]

Need more of these Craig. True jits heads love this shit lmao

[@thelastchimp]

someone make a craig jones sigma male motivation clip

[@jacoblongoria4291]

That’d be pretty gay

[@MichaelSmith-ny9qh]

love those 30 year old IT guys who take training so seriously. I get wanting to better and wanting to be intense but it seems to increase chances of getting injured.

[@devindoherty184]

i'm confused he wants us to keep messaging Yuri? ok craig 🤝

[@alfiesolomon3531]

I love that first segment so much i feel it needs piano on the background to stimulate my affect more

[@DarkArtsDeepDive]

Craig a red belt in trolling.

[@TrollsGetMad]

It makes sense now why Gordon wants to wait on the Felipe match, maybe even Nicky Rod, he wants to wait until his contract is up w Flo and use the big matches as negotiation tactics likely.

[@Kapauhawaii]

I think it would be so sick to have government issued jujitsu tournaments that settled world issues instead of war

[@maximilianpetterka5207]

Am I the only one getting an ad for shark vs. octopus board game after the video ends? This is hilarious 😂😂

[@pninnan]

I’ve been silently fuming about humble lions for a decade. Finally someone to stand up to them

[@ah64Dcoming4U]

Fuck it. I'm going to make a Craig Jones motivational.

[@OwlsCoffeee]

This podcast is so good I actually drink a beer and watch and don't grapple at all just a big MMA fan this is where my life is at lol Craig is fucking hilarious!

[@MMARavid]

Same lol

[@tomjones6347]

Go learn to grapple! Sounds like you'd enjoy it :)

[@ariojalilzadeh3821]

Go train! 😤

[@tatecomedy]

You robbing yourself of experiencing how truly gay jujitsu is

[@jellophant9716]

Why say that? Just lie about doing BJJ like the rest of us.

[@WadeMD]

Craig. Look up the Krueger dunning effect. It’s a cognitive bias in which people with limited competence in a particular domain overestimate their abilities. Ie. The dumber you are, the more likely you think you’re excellent or expert at something

[@marknicola3336]

9:16 "Oss, that was powerful right there." -Freddy

[@sirpibble]

Of the 6 main branches coast guard is one of the harder bootcamps, cold water exposure always sucks Airforce by comparison is adult summer camp playing on jungle gyms

[@ayykay9987]

lol yeah I laughed when he said coast guard. I put them right behind Marine Corps basic. Coast Guard keeps it pretty intense.

[@justin8865]

​@@ayykay9987boot camp was the easiest part of the corps.

[@ayykay9987]

@@justin8865 lol I thought it sucked. I didn’t have the “kindest” D.Is. Boot camp was very simple. Just the least enjoyable experience by far. Heavy ended up in prison.

[@justin8865]

@ayykay9987 I mean my heavy got demoted and what not for hazing. But still I think bootcamp was the easiest ever. The cruicble was little hard but that was cause no sleep. Boot camp just kinda sucked and then you get used to it and then it was fuckin funny The stuff we did in the fleet was waaayy harder. And ya running around in afganistan waaaaay harder than both of those. Fuckin combat is like exhausting yo

[@liamdoes8580]

“Losing is losing, there aren’t different degrees of losing. You either win a championship or you’re sh**. It’s very black & white to me.”-craig jones

[@alialvarez5131]

my favorite episode to date, thanks for the laughs.

[@theryan9590]

Fantastic. Craig is the pre-eminent thought leader in the multiverse right now. El segundo is filling the void left by classic Martin Molloy and Roy&HG commentating grand finals/olympics. Gordon is done. The real question is who is smart enough to pay $10million to sign Craig Jones as the bleedingly obvious smarter funnier cooler version of Joe Rogan😂

[@konstantinrafailov1135]

Craig pls do a guide on how to do drugs stay healthy and compete!

[@juliusthompson4794]

Thank you Craig. For saying what needed to be said.

[@omann725]

32:51 poor Gabi catching a stray

[@benphilo4672]

The Tarzan blue belt graphic needs to be made

[@kingbenjamin92]

I've known about Craig for years, but i just recently started listening to the podcast and it's quickly become one of my favs?! ✊🏼🤣🤣

[@johnnyvegas3979]

Bateman shirt is the real deal that's some hard shit bro. Craig is legit as fuck. Protect this man at all costs.

[@LIRCB]

Craig Jones is the man that has zero fs to give and I love it. Brought Gay back to BJJ. Second best of all time. Would love to hear a Bruce Buffer Main Event call out for Craig. The combination of Bruce’s voice and the resume of Craig would be fantastic

[@user-dd7pq2to3o]

Fruity Bruce would be perfect, as long as he isn't busy at the bathhouse

[@Jmw_gt]

Most important video in jiu jitsu

[@Human-ll5yv]

If you watch Bas Rutten talk about the hardest puncher he’s ever worked with he will say Benji Radach. Benji and Ninja Rua ( Shoguns brother ) in Elite XC is a banger 🎉🎉🎉

[@yemaste]

I was there in 2018 for that stinker of a match vs Paul Harris. I always wondered what the deal was, now i know! That was the same night that Vagner Rocha submitted that polish guy with a mercy grip lol. What a weird event.

[@solomon796]

unrelated but can we get some rolling footage between Craig and Dorian? Those must be some epic rolls too

[@aydibbs89]

Freddy getting that Barry Bonds head from Juicing.

[@michaelm9710]

The best is when Craig says “you could have laughed it off, but you answered seriously” and then looks so disappointed before moving on seamlessly.

[@christianhickman5677]

Did u get a cease and desist 😂😂😂😂 u look so upset to be ending the yuri saga

[@craigjones8662]

I’m coming down from a Thursday night at the red rose

[@Arrogan28]

​@@craigjones8662 At first I thought no way that's the real Craig Jones, then I saw the old videos of you posted a decade ago from Australia, and remembered the red rose shirt you had in one of your CJI lead up videos... Beautiful Job by the way, you have managed to totally upheave the entire sport, and both athletes pay and woman's fair fight, legit proportional pay representation.... and... the content on your site, specifically the lead up to the CJI event has been some of the best stuff I have watched all year... just the Ukraine visit, the Turkish Traditional Oil Wrestling with Luke Rockhold, the Meragali, ADCC, trolling, alone are netflix special level, etc.. I mean, seriously, well done... I think you have unofficially stolen Gordan's crown as the most important person in the sport at the moment... and well deserved! Seriously hope both, the CJI and the content (and the athletes pay and woman's proportional compensation) continue into the foreseable future...

[@Jeditilt]

2nd best team and the 2nd best podcast.... that's pretty F'in good!!!

[@armedjoy3045]

Reddit trying to ruin Yuris career is so weird. They did the same thing to Keenan. It's a weird vibe like they really delight in this type of stuff. I'm not saying he's right but why the joy in smearing the dude.

[@orgANGmo]

No, Keenan tried to ruin everyone during covid. He started calling people out for training during the lockdown, when he himself was training daily.

[@resto9393]

People are stupid everywhere, you can't escape it.

[@7inn79]

when is the japan doc coming out ?

[@marknicola3336]

Watching again for the millionth time... speaking of a million, Craig calls out Flo at 46:16 and says he wants "a million dollars" to compete for them again... This guy is like Doctor Evil with his million dollars... He oughta get a shaved cat to hold and also finally shave himself bald too.

[@erdngtn9942]

Is that table…an octopus? I need it.

[@Dolph-fe2ks]

We need a Craig Jones stoic sigmale documentary. It should be called: "OUS!"

[@chefntoast]

Buahahahahahahahah "coulda laughed it off" . . Hahahhhahhahhahhaah

[@GKJusticar55]

Man do I love this content.

[@kingbenjamin92]

Craig is EXACTLY the personality that BJJ needs! And he's also funnier than most comedians 🤣🤣🤣

[@ByproductRebelMind]

"Don't tell your problems to people, 80% of them don't care and the other 20% are glad you have them." Crowded elevators smell different 2 midgets. You think 80% of the people would give two flying squirrels? No..

[@joeyzig]

Can somebody link the Danny Lefevre vs. Benji fight? I can't find it...

[@TheProducer7sk]

Drop the link when you find it

[@ItsMeDanielT]

“From my opinion. Allegedly. Don’t sue me.” Harvard Law paid off, Craig.

[@priley817]

Oh my gosh this rant is of epic proportions in the beginning.

[@Cookie_Monster89]

“Astrology for men” is fucking hilarious 😂 killed me ❤

[@TyTy-te4fl]

The jui jitsu alpha male community making sure jui jitsu stays gai

[@omann725]

Best El Segundo episode yet. ❤

[@Roman-xk7fk]

Craig Jones giving Flo free business advice (I would know I’m a business expert of sorts…)

[@FFmaxxx]

Flo in the same position as wwe back when the rock and Cena went to Hollywood. Instead of focusing their energy on the product itself and building young stars that kept chasing the unicorn for someone to hopefully be another rock. Backed themselves into a corner for a long time

[@leonufchampfan1258]

How is there not millions of views on these?

[@Mjhavok]

I am so here for this.

[@kyleblandon2250]

Craig: “we’re doing fckn adult karate here, you’re not going to war.” BTeam BJJ Channel: “WNO 22: The Boys Go To WAR in California!” …chill bro, you’re not going to war, it’s fckn adult karate 😂

[@StevenOyston]

When a regular person gets a black belt but noticed it came from a cult. Been saying for years that BJJ is lame, but God I love it.

[@linuxisbetter0]

Now that Gordon pulled out...this is so much more interesting

[@underthecanopy1093]

Saying coast guard boot camp is hard is gayer than any alpha motivation quote

[@bansenpy5553]

Coast guards are fkin hard,I saw videos of them training mid storm getting dropped in the ocean by helicopters and told good luck try and survive ,in the middle of the fkin night!!!imagine huge waves and u in the middle of the ocean ,I would take any other form of training anyday man

[@frankiecal3186]

Isn't Australia a dictatorship tho?🤔

[@lokiJ-m8x]

only stupid americans think that, we're literally governed state-to-state

[@frankiecal3186]

I bet you anything it's Gordon Ryan on the thumbnail with a wig that Creig is kissing.

[@cameronsnyder1246]

20:35 I just saw a preview for a Flat Earth documentary on Twitter and Eddy Brah is in it.😂

[@zebulunashcroft6623]

This is the most alpha video ever made.

[@dannyeap2764]

The spladdle is hands down the dumbest move. It forces the opponents face into his own crotch

[@stakesishigh516]

The intro rant was absolutely on point. Hands down the most annoying and corny thing in Jiu-Jitsu. Just go train and have fun.

[@theempath]

“Stop listening to your navy seal podcast, get out of the ice bath, and just enjoy your adult karate”

[@JimJonesKoolaid]

After spending last night listening to girls talk astrology all night, ive never identified with a podcast segment more

[@TheUrbanBeekeepers]

Craig Jones is a merciful God.

[@jamespearce3172]

I love the world we live in,, An Autistic Australian can get a platform.. well done little mate 💙

[@TaintedNate]

“This is the shit we live for.” lol. Ok I like Craig now

[@chll6529]

international shipping for b team merch when?

[@bradybingham7605]

Just so you know coast guard is actually revered second toughest behind marine boot camp

[@MrSpicabooo]

I was in the coast bro, basic training is not hard. I would say i was already a grown man when i went, i can see how its tough for kids straight outta highschool.

[@priley817]

Holy shit i’m crying 4:25 this is gold.

[@tristanbarton5115]

I love what he said about the alpha male stuff. It’s so cringe

[@thelifeofpieman]

Craig woke up this morning and smelt napalm.

[@BGale47]

Craig Lo key is def a sneaker head. The vomeros are aight

[@jeremiahtalley1936]

I hope you get the million

[@TyTy-te4fl]

Can someone explain to me the beef with guru and b team ????

[@deadpool8340]

Cant wait for the Alpha Stoic Merch soon !!! #GayLion

[@1Live2Love3Thrive]

42:00 "Just call it a Q&A" haha

[@Blake-gh8xl]

Adult karateeeee, love it!

[@heavyion]

It's not about bjj, Craig. It's about internet in general. Here in Russia all the gopnicks love to use imaginary quotes from famous people and pictures from "Brigade" or films with Jason Statham to post it together and maybe some new school hip-hop music. And sport-oriented people are the strongest at this competition of cringe and taste deprivation.

[@heavyion]

Also, it was a good reason to incinerate instagram from my phone (I was posting photos of my electric hobby and other small shit and chatting with my friend there).

[@BPchadlite]

Tried to stalk Kreg. Found an In-n-Out near something called 'Ann Richards school for Young Woman Leaders', I'm hot on his trail.

[@Human-ll5yv]

I know Benji and Danny, am from the town this fight went down 😂

[@Luke.1779]

craig jones is the caitlyn jenner of our generation 😊

[@jeremyzentveld5672]

Craig Jones & Tim Dillon. The ultimate podcast. The only American that's going to get the Aussie Sarcasm and step up to take it on.

[@fusuyreds1236]

their humor is actually very similar. not sure what theyd talk about though.

[@rustyshackleford4958]

Whats up y’all. I’m in a podcast drought. I’m jumping aboard