Elaine Borrows Kramer's Meat Slicer | The Slicer | Seinfeld

[@ARKHAMxMaverick]

"Thatsa lotta potatas" makes me laugh every time.

[@MadWorld75]

it goes right there.

[@yellowblanka6058]

"HEY!!!! GETDEHELLOUTOFHERE!!!"

[@michaelparks6120]

Me too !!

[@alexthompson9516]

The whole building smells like potatoes, so there would have to be hundreds.

[@hannibalburgers477]

Somebody is making his own alcohol. Then again, wouldn't the apartment smell like whisky or vodka? Maybe he has a well isolated room for his moonshine and stores the potatoes on other rooms

[@JanetStarChild]

I love Kramer's reaction to Jerry's reply. Kramer is thinking: _"We have a stockroom?"_

[@radonstone]

Emphasis on "WE".

[@sama-uk4wg]

Well he completely forgot about the stockroom it seems!

[@zmh8595]

"We," lol

[@PCSamsung-qp2wv]

@@radonstone What's mine is yours. If we can't take each other at our word, all is lost.

[@RyanPowerhouse]

Thanks for explaining the joke Grandpa

[@SkiKoala]

Kramer getting electrocuted never fails to make me laugh.

[@maxten]

R.I.P kramer

[@gallaxian]

It’s no picnic.

[@007vikatan]

RIP Nikola Tesla

[@maxten]

The reason i say R.I.P is because "electrocuted" means death by electric current. What Kramer got was a nasty shock, not electrocution. If he was, he would end up dead.

[@luckyDancer100]

“I’m gonna lose that nail!” 😆

[@madelinemedellin1500]

Kramer's friends he has outside the group are amazing 😂

[@12Blueace]

“You sure do have a lot of friends. How come I never see any of them?”

[@GHC3]

@@12Blueace they are too good for the show that's why. It would take attention away feom the main characters

[@johnwiand1167]

That happened to my friend, Bob Sacramento

[@dinobravo852]

​@@johnwiand1167Bob Saccamano

[@joelluongo7419]

Kramer.. " I know somebody down here ". Seinfeld.. " Who "? Kramer.. " Bob Sacramentos' father ". Lmao! 😂

[@DarthWill3]

_"Don't worry, kitty. Dinner's comin'."_ Aw, the way Elaine says it is so sweet. 😊

[@redacted2275]

She kidnaps and gets rid of a neighbor's dog in another episode. 🥰

[@Helmuesi911]

Cats are different though.. their meows are so sweet and innocent. I adore cats 🐱🥰🐱🥰

[@lucadipaolo1997]

@@redacted2275 AND she considered "taking out" her boyfriend's cats in a previous episode because of her allergies.

[@ryanschultz4119]

It's divine justice that someone ruins something of Kramer's for a change!

[@nightmare674]

Gotta love how he leechs and borrows stuff all the time but he hates borrwing his own stuff.

[@tuxedomask7071]

God wasn't sleeping, for once.

[@LordTalax]

@@tuxedomask7071 God is imaginary.

[@arvindhmani06]

You know what'd be real divine justice though.

[@shadow776]

“Just…. Do it quickly.”

[@mikeg1378]

It’s just… it’s no picnic.

[@kev3d]

I love how it never occurs to Elaine to just call the super.

[@jtirello3_111]

The cut back to Elaine folding laundry to In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida cracks me up every time! 🤣

[@MountainMan.]

Kramer falling back and into Elaine's neighbor's apartment is so nutty and so Kramer

[@Sammysgrl22]

I’m glad to finally know where the potato smell was coming from.

[@josemaria8177]

Kramer and Elaine is the most underrated duo in Seinfeld. You would not think that they'd work together, but they perfectly complement each other

[@sstills951]

Woah. Don't tell me what I would think would work together.

[@redacted2275]

Nah... Elaine in later years has moments of patience but overall she becomes grouchier and grouchier to the point of resenting her friendship with all three: in one of her and Kramer's antics involving a dog she questions what she's doing with her life, for example... no fun.

[@edtheman28]

Elaine and Kramer waiting for obrien and Murphy at MSG 😅

[@Ted_Sheckler]

Meaning what? Why do people use this term "underrated" so much nowadays? Like you see something that the majority of other people don't see.

[@kingayy9267]

@Paul Some people throw around terms in inappropriate ways. The three most common on KZbin are: underrated, gaslighting, and narcissist/narcissism. It's ridiculous how people think they can diagnose strangers with NPD and accuse others of "gaslighting" them when they've done nothing of the sort. It's a very specific action, not merely lying. You've already seen an example of "overrated" being misused in the original comment.

[@rafaelmartinvannostrand2084]

The bloopers from the socked scene are hilarious, plus Julia was stunning with the hair like that in the final seasons

[@4seeableTV]

Indeed. Her hair was WAY better than those first couple of seasons when she had that giant puffy front bun. I think only Amish women wear it like that.

[@redacted2275]

​@@4seeableTVIt's so nonsensical the frequent praise of Julia's looks from some fanatics in the comments regarding her earlier years! Apart from the hair, her character dressed like a hipster with hints of hippie and hoarder mentality. Awful...

[@luckyDancer100]

I loved her big loose curls in earlier seasons

[@rohitchaoji]

@@redacted2275Don't be salty that nobody in your life compliments your appearance.

[@CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages]

Eh, I think her hair looked old fashioned, like something out of an old high school yearbook.

[@omarc9977]

😂😂😂 I did not remember Elaine's dancing from this episode

[@fozzybear8878]

It's a wonderful bonus. :)

[@nthgth]

The little kicks, and the thumbs 😄

[@51StPi]

4:25

[@AdamZimmerman-c6i]

1:25 Elaine trying to hide her laughter 😂

[@unknownbrother273]

This is one of the best episodes. How everything ties together, and they even bring in the little kicks! "It's no picnic" "That's a lot of potatoes!" "Turn it off! Ohhh"

[@timtim2500]

The bloopers from this episode were 10X hilarious 😂😂

[@arvindhmani06]

"Just... do it quickly!"

[@RomanesEuntDomus.]

I hope so. The show is 0% funny. So the bloopers are 10 times that, you say?

[@virginiatrailcameravideos]

That second...but where does the meat go....gets me every time. Hilarious.

[@projectburpees]

The good ole paper clip in the socket move...

[@reallymakesyouthink]

Kramer has cut slices so thin he couldn't even see them

[@4403323]

Then how does he know he cut it?

[@jasonsaraf9123]

@@4403323I think he just assumed

[@incarnateTheGreat]

That look Elaine gives Kramer when he asks where the meat goes is something special and hilarious.

[@fiqirtesfa5297]

All this could've been avoided if Elaine just hit up the manager who'd have a spare key 😂.

[@yellowblanka6058]

Love how he goes through slicer withdrawal and has to come over to her apartment vs. waiting for her to bring it to him, lol.

[@redacted2275]

It was new, he barely used at that point.

[@geraldframinghammer2626]

I forgot that she did the Elaine dance in this episode. I can't get enough of it!

[@CelticMudkip]

Yeah, but WHERE does the meat go?

[@KHoltzie]

4:04-all she had to do was turn the deadbolt though! 👍🏻😄

[@Scubamike4499]

Yes!!! And...would blowing the outlet take out her phoneline?

[@LTDANMAN44]

HIS FALLS ARE THE BEST 3:48 LMAO

[@ethanvanloan6510]

That’s a lot of potatoes!

[@renaissance18]

Reverend Lovejoy: Wait a minute... This sounds like rock and/or roll! at 4:31 LOL

[@goodbadbill]

The nineties were so good for TV

[@DrSlick]

Best show ever written

[@joestoolbox5675]

I love this show always makes me laugh,The way kramer licks the paperclip gets electrocuted bounces on the floor and says Im gonna lose that nail hilarious 😂

[@Coconutyorkie]

These two had a fantastic chemistry , they were hilarious together

[@sopyleecrypt6899]

Elaine’s dancing 🤩

[@bigh7972]

Remember Kramer…. Playing with electricity is no picnic.

[@nthgth]

"Sometimes, even a picnic's no picnic."

[@12classics39]

“Wow, that’s a lot of potatoes!”

[@truthhurts3524]

“Gonna lose that *nail* “

[@sublimejets]

"Its no picnic"

[@gnrEJ81]

“Guess i just assumed…?”

[@lestergarcia247]

❤❤❤❤ Elaine is so beautiful

[@T3t4nu5]

Some folks call it a sling roll, Kramer calls is a kaiser roll

[@jonvia]

...but where does the meat go?

[@qasimjaffar802]

I love Elaine

[@guguigugu]

a good slicer is a massive quality of life improvement

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

But what do you slice, with it? A block of cheese? A chicken breast? A beef roast?

[@guguigugu]

@@hxhdfjifzirstc894 assorted cured meat products

[@moldren5263]

@@hxhdfjifzirstc894 i slice up inferior slicers with mine.

[@viperatech]

Flavor has nowhere to hide.

[@Coconutyorkie]

These two were hilarious together

[@LowLevelNC]

@3:48 = That slicer sure disappeared quickly.

[@BoldWittyName]

The ground: *exists* Boom slang: "It's unrealistic someone could put down an object out of camera frame" Me: 🤦

[@LowLevelNC]

@@BoldWittyName Floor: Exists. Ground: Exists at the base of the building. Me: 😂😂😂

[@amonralice]

The dingo cat ate the meat! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@hawaiian8213]

It's no picnic 😂😂😂

[@jimsauer2453]

Perhaps the best show ever? And before this was Cheers.

[@theprinceoftides6836]

Tru Dat. The only 2 shows that I can watch forever.

[@altorres5988]

Iron butterfly in da ga da vida playing in the background 😂 great song

[@krishnanneeraj]

Is that a Bose Wave on the side table? Introduced in 1998, and the design is nearly identical today -- timeless, a bit like Seinfeld :)

[@virginiatrailcameravideos]

2:28. Little know fact, that is actually Larry David pulling that meat from the other side of the door.

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

That doesn't make sense. Not like anyone saw him.

[@unknownbrother273]

Is he meowing too?

[@virginiatrailcameravideos]

@@unknownbrother273 That's Mr. Marbles.

[@4403323]

Pretty pretty good.

[@speabody]

2:19 when are they going to open a meat slice hall of fame already? I'm booking my ticket now

[@kandoo1316]

Would've been funny if the potatoe guy said "I'm gonna lose that nail" after he electrocutes himself at the end. :)

[@JKE-dt4nm]

Love the bloopers

[@JonatasAdoM]

She's not worried about the cat. She's annoyed at the meowing!

[@Spiritual318]

That potato dude yells Kramer after he blows the Circuit 🔌

[@samwilson6554]

Elaine rarely wears heels in Seinfeld only a few episodes that I know

[@dan_hitchman007]

Julia often did for shots having to line up eyelines when blocking a shot since she was so short compared to Jerry and Michael.

[@ATMyles]

The only problem here: When Elaine and Kramer are in the hallway, there’s no sound of an alarm clock coming from the apartment.

[@1984Phalanx]

A simple call to the building manager would've fixed all this.

[@shonda79able]

That's too easy

[@zmh8595]

Yeah, but WHERE does the MEAT go?

[@dan_hitchman007]

Seinfeld doesn't do simple. 😂

[@awakeupone5066]

Yes but then no show.... Just play oblivious and enjoy 🤗 I mean if you want to 🌷

[@zonedog1]

i always wish they had an actor for Lomez

[@MoveConsistently]

Bob Sacamano

[@ConstantChinner]

Just...do it QUICKLY!

[@keithrickson8522]

Kramer hates it when people borrow his stuff? How ironic.

[@the6ig6adwolf]

Licking your fingers would make it worse 🤣

[@davemarr7743]

We have a stock room? And where is it??

[@mikerodger7049]

It's 330 am right now lol

[@FilmsandCinemaCollection]

This is one of my favorite part of the scene that makes me laugh (3:51-3:58) 😂😂😂😂😂

[@grogtgs]

Can’t she just ask the Super to turn off the alarm ?

[@alexshank1414]

That’s what I thought. Seems most of the situations in Seinfeld have simple solutions.

[@Eric-rm4uu]

That did it for me thank you 😊

[@arthurlevine1840]

At the end I believe that was a Bose"WAVE," a very expensive "high end" clock radio at the time. I think that that was inconsistent with her supposed financial status, although perhaps it was a gift from one of the many men she slept with according to her colleague at Peterman.

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

It's a mini, so not that expensive. Try the larger one, they were like 1500 back then. But you'll never hear better sound out of such a small unit, tho. Unless you use a Sound Blaster sound card w your laptop and their headphones. I almost cried listening to Titanic on blu-ray that way.

[@SKa-tt9nm]

Elaine ran a company at one point in the series (episode when she buys lunch for George). She wasn’t poor.

[@taxidancing87]

good music 😎 slow riiiiide 🎶

[@donq2957]

Im not a NY Jew but I feel every episode. That's the magic.

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

The point of the show is to demonstrate how Jews, that is Jerry, view the world. Most don't get it.

[@latenightlogic]

How’d you know you cut it?

[@rayamat01]

I love how this all could have been solved by just calling the super

[@Helmuesi911]

It’s no big deal 😂😂😂

[@mickwoodfield9980]

I have a slicer like that at my work

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

Everytime I hear "Slow Ride" I think of thumbs and little kicks

[@PCSamsung-qp2wv]

In reality the hallway circuit probably wouldn't be connected to the tenant's apartment, it would be on the landlord's electric. Possible it wouldn't be, but slim.

[@nthgth]

Yup. And there would be more than one 15A circuit in the apartment too

[@PCSamsung-qp2wv]

@@nthgth Right probably at least 2 or 3 plus 1 or 2 20 amp circuits in kitchen

[@bezantler23]

Why can’t we hear this alarm in the hallway?

[@jcv_7690]

"it's no picnic"

[@el_opinador]

Hey thats a lot of potatoes.

[@ModMokkaMatti]

But where DOES the meat go? And what does it do when it gets there?

[@stevenanderson7046]

How did they plug in the slicer if the outlet circuit was broken?

[@Darthdoodoo]

If you fold up a foil gum wrapper from some wrigleys you can blow a fuse and it wont zap u

[@SteamGrace]

Love sitcom logic. She couldve just had kramer slice 20 or so pieces for her right then and there, no need to borrow the slicer.

[@diamondhands8505]

What did Kramer say at 0:57 after “You go”?

[@jibjibb4719]

Instinctive Kramer noise

[@ajpgraphics]

Does anyone know if that paper clip trip actually works? Asking for a friend lol

[@jimcharles9705]

Oh, it works!! Actually, one of two things would likely occur: It would start a fire in the walls and the building would burn down, or, it would trip a circuit breaker (or fuse, if the building was that old).

[@manusebastian39]

Elaine is the worst person ever

[@maryjohnson4189nnkb]

I guess I just assumed 🤣🤣

[@bradford_shaun_murray]

3:51 woah

[@rosealldays]

Couldn’t she just ask the landlord to turn off the alarm? He has a key for the apartment

[@keepyour2cents218]

😂1:23 ha

[@wgcds7jyg897]

Poor kitty

[@MrWhite3777]

They could’ve just called the super.

[@SKa-tt9nm]

You could have just read the dozens of other comments that point this out. Yet here we are.

[@jeffgrubin1874]

It would have been funnier if the same thing happened to Kramer's friend Bob Sacamano. Who the heck is Lomez?

[@oddduck9798]

Lomez was the one he got the hot tub from, Kramer also traded his vcr to Lomez for some steaks

[@gallaxian]

@@oddduck9798 He’s also an orthodox Jew. Kramer took over the Jewish singles event for him when he was out of town.

[@arpitsharma8947]

but where does the meat go

[@outtakontroll3334]

i tell you what a slicer is way cool, if you can afford a bunch of roast beef or whatever.

[@samuelmorse784]

The cat is going to die of thirst what a silly scene

[@katherinelikesstuff]

the potato guy had a legitimate reason to show up and testify at the trial at the end of the series.

[@michaelparks6120]

Who even buys a slicer ??? 😆

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

Kramer has perfected the art of the sandwich. He even uses special mustard.

[@75aces97]

I know people who have one. I’ve been tempted to get one myself 😁

[@linkdk59]

I wonder why Elaine didn't simply use earplugs at night.

[@shonda79able]

Too easy

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

Can't hear the alarm.