How To Behave At Parties | Seinfeld

The fabric of society is very complex...
00:00 S8Ep4 The Little Kicks
00:12 Intro
00:16 S5Ep13 The Dinner Party
01:15 S2Ep5 The Apartment
01:48 S9Ep12 The Reverse Peephole
03:00 S2Ep5 The Apartment
03:34 S9Ep12 The Reverse Peephole
03:52 S2Ep10 The Baby Shower
05:55 S8Ep4 The Little Kicks
06:36 S2Ep5 The Apartment
7:13 S5E6 The Lip Reader
09:31 S2Ep5 The Apartment
09:56 S5Ep19 The Fire
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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[@Tondelli1]

The double dipping incident should be included here.

[@fromthehaven94]

Technically that was the wake for Betsy's Aunt Clarice.

[@gregwalker1913]

Well, Timmy...

[@joycampi7233]

It's like putting your mouth right in the dip! Lol

[@ShaithMaster]

I dont dip that way

[@MmCelliste]

Prescient of the covid era. No. Double-dipping.

[@pepsitate8019]

Pushing kids out of his way to get out of a burning building is such a great illustration of the exact type of person George is. Absolutely brilliant.

[@setheldridge329]

The fireman asking George how do you live with yourself? It’s not easy. 🤣

[@calebstevens7487]

THEY NEEDED A LEADER!

[@peterfitzpatrick7032]

He's a survivor & I applaud him... 🤔😂

[@OlgaSmirnova1]

🤣

[@kev3d]

It's fun to rewatch the episodes with the lens that they're all actually terrible people. They illustrated it pretty well in the final episode but in a way it was too ahead of its time for the audience to find it really funny. But in retrospect, I think it was brilliant.

[@yokaijem]

The lady in blue yelling at Jerry is one of the best monologues ever

[@petya7105]

i just realized it's a very newman-ish monologue. very newman except psycho level ramped up 10X.

[@baconbap]

She played on the soaps.

[@malovina]

@@baconbap ahh!! Which ones??! She was excellent!

[@trollshamanpwnage]

@@petya7105 yeah Larry David has a talent for that stuff

[@T3t4nu5]

I'd have asked her out on that second date right then and there.

[@blabla-rg7ky]

3:47 LMAO Puddy playing the security guard so well! Love that moment xD

[@820monster]

I like the way that Joe Mayo fella operates. Everyone has a task at his party, and dammit they take their role seriously

[@fh9061]

All the characters hate it but I think I would enjoy it

[@Hamlet-wp2ri]

Almost every character if not all characters throughout the entirety of the show were perfectly casted imo, they all delivered.

[@SolicitorRandolph]

Except Susan. They literally killed her off because they didn’t like her lol.

[@christinescheiner5194]

Absolutely. Casting was brilliant.

[@auxorion]

@@SolicitorRandolph Almost like the show was giving us an analogy through George regretting to propose to her about their regret to cast her?

[@ticketyboo2456]

It's cast not casted.

[@CatLover-23]

Right.... 👍

[@marthar4983]

"You mean just going there because I'm invited, that's rude?" lmao 🤣😂😅

[@elijaprice]

The way George shoves that old woman out of the way is a kind of visual poetry.

[@martinsmith5520]

No way wine is better than Pepsi

[@steverogers7601]

*snorts*

[@chocolatemilkhotel96]

The snort!

[@andrewg3768]

Coke is better then Pepsi even.

[@nemi-mout1874]

LoL 🤣😆

[@jfq7223]

@Zek Kiel Wine and Ring Dings might work.

[@lawrencelawrence3920]

I could see this show being watched and appreciated for generations to come.

[@dylanmerritt3396]

Definitely. It's a show for an adult audience for sure. I was always into older sitcoms growing up but didn't appreciate Seinfeld until I was out of college and working. I think the same will be true for the younger generations.

[@ace1usmc]

No way. Although I think Seinfeld was the funniest show of all time, these idiots of the current generation are too stupid and too easily offended by everything under the sun to ever enjoy anything humorous or funny.

[@andreaholcock8992]

@@ace1usmc ok, grandpa, let’s get you to bed

[@LeoWhalen1933]

Not sure because I read somewhere the gen zs already are calling it problematic.

[@Dagger-Deep]

​@@ace1usmc People have always been soft and easily offended. I remember in the 80's my sister and I went to go see a Christmas horror movie and their was tons of people protesting it outside, then a week later the movie was pulled from the theater.

[@Ryan-zt2xw]

Seinfeld is one of the greatest shows ever.

[@ShaithMaster]

You mean the

[@clashnytech]

🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯

[@OptimusPrime_79]

THE GREATEST EVER!!! CORRECT URSELF PLZ!!!

[@SASBurner]

THEEE GREATEST

[@nickgoldring1446]

Thank you. Scratch that. THANK,.,.YOUUUU!!

[@truthhurts3524]

I always found it extremely funny after Leslie is pushed from behind and she slams her cake into George’s shirt, she blames him.

[@xjcrossx]

I just went to comment on that. She is actually the same woman who sold him a suit later on that made noise.

[@ncapone87]

​@@xjcrossx I don't knoeow

[@NasrinZzzz]

I love the way George eats in the whole show. He really loves food 😊

[@SlapthePissouttayew]

Until he flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami. 😆

[@excrono]

@@SlapthePissouttayewUltimately, George adding watching Mets games to his repertoire melted his wings.

[@lucadipaolo1997]

'Tis truly a shame his double-dipping endeavors weren't featured in this video lol

[@BeranM]

0:24 Jason's "Why?" is perfectly delivered. Makes me laugh every time.

[@cadpanacea]

The fabric of society is very complex George.

[@Bersztipflag]

Yes. Uooij...

[@plasticvideo]

That "Why" and his whole delivery is explained on another youtube video about how he came up with the "accent" George uses. It's an interview with Jason Alexander and after watching makes total sense. It's what makes him such an amazing actor. Underrated in my opinion.

[@steverogers7601]

Classic jason

[@smaakjeks]

No joke, I rewound just to hear him say it again. I love that someone else appreciated it enough to write a comment about it.

[@lyndylou3642]

George and the fire evacuation. Cracks me up every time!

[@artsmith103]

Apartment door opens outward

[@Factboy12]

Firemen instructor : Remember recruits, it's George Costanza first, then the children, after that it's the elderly, then the women and to conclude, the men. You can leave the clown.

[@stephenpenrice1230]

@@Factboy12 The clown can take care of himself. He’ll put the fire out with his big shoe.

[@aggressiveblaze]

Fireman: How do you live with yourself? George: Its not easy.

[@sameerolail]

Good compilation. It's just missing the long Island party,when they waited for kramer to give them ride.

[@mr.peanutbutter6969]

Nice recommendation lol

[@joycampi7233]

That one was great!

[@johnpiassek2224]

"620 million people died!" "(Thousand)" "THOUSAND! 629 THOUSAND!"

[@PepeDeezNutz]

Lol

[@shareofmoney]

The “Elaine dance” is as bad as it gets 😂 😂 😂

[@bettysmith4641]

Elaine's dance is hilarious 🤣

[@edtheman28]

Sweet fancy moses!

[@ApolosXV]

That ain't dancin' Sally

[@ShaithMaster]

Arms akimbo, legs kicking up dust

[@patricadacre5968]

That was the best 🤣🤣🤣

[@patricadacre5968]

Georges response should have been in it though 🤣

[@cremebrulee4759]

This humor never gets old.

[@AlessandroCardano]

6:13 Was a comedy breakthrough, no one was doing something like this on TV back then. It marked a whole generation.

[@ctdieselnut]

The word twerk comes to mind, but not in the usual sense. Lol

[@toddchavez8274]

@@ctdieselnuttweak you mean? Lol

[@angeleyeszarai]

How do you NOT add the party where Jerry & Elaine were saving each other from people's boring conversations 😂

[@cadpanacea]

Denim vest?

[@fromthehaven94]

@@cadpanacea The episode was so old, George was still in real estate.

[@tangleshootburrfoot36]

"The dingo ate your baby"

[@MerkhVision]

That’s a classic! Really should have been in this!

[@EdithCardellini]

People think I'm a mental patient!

[@christopherbako]

Mary Contardi wax Amazing! She put her all in that.

[@sitcomchristian6886]

Can you imagine her audition?? Lol

[@drunkweebmarine9492]

The fire was too funny. That clown, him pushing everyone out of the way and the HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF?

[@melD0217c]

That was an exceptional monologue from that beautiful girl in blue.

[@voltorb3246]

Huge props to this channel for posting clips in the original aspect ratio

[@bluecollarlit]

What does this mean?

[@jonathansykes2581]

Brightness too low tho

[@tanya-xoxo]

They own the content so they don't have to mess with it. Other people HAVE to mess with the content so they can post it.

[@Tripp393]

Not that 16:9 bs. On the remaster the composition is all off, literally makes it not funny.

[@AyratHungryStudent]

George was pushing the kids out the way to open the door and save everyone, not to selfishly run out first. That's what I choose to believe.

[@donnah5378]

😂😂

[@deantheodosiou2886]

Elaine's Witchy-Woman dance is actually a great underrated display of physical comedy.

[@saritamohanty2217]

George’s coat😂😂😂😂

[@vanrajsindha9918]

George looked like an astronaut👨‍🚀 in that coat

[@mikeobrien6704]

"You were wrong Jerry, you were wrooonggg!!!" 😄

[@cityhawk]

Thank goodness I never saw any of my exes again.

[@adams5989]

I almost choked to death from laughing after George confronted them and Kramer kept interpreting then George got mad and charged him. Literally lmao

[@jonathansalazar4630]

I'm with George here why is it when you are invited to a party you are required to bring something or else you're castrated

[@rotimijohnson6536]

Same like why do I need to bring something if you wanted me to come

[@ShaithMaster]

Exactly. I'm a cool, funny guy and I tell jokes. Thats my contribution.

[@EB-gt1pq]

I bring myself 😀

[@scottmatheson3346]

dang, how many times have you been castrated ...

[@collandriaginn3444]

😂😂😂😂he push everybody down 😂😂😂😂 the clown 😂😂 the old lady with the walker,the children 😂😂 he forgot about everybody he didn't even try to grab NOBODY,nobody hand he just knocked everybody down and kept going straight out the door😂😂 I watched 4times and getting ready to go back 😂😂

[@Juzman]

Seemingly...Seemingly, to the untrained eye.

[@bonek350]

lol! He's such a schmuck.

[@aussie8114]

Love how George adds his little snort 😂

[@vaiolover1997]

That fire scene makes this the best episode ever on Seinfeld.

[@sexhaie]

“I’M rude for being invited to a dinner party???” Being invited to parties and expected to bring something I’ve always had this energy.

[@sitcomchristian6886]

I just always thought it was to show appreciation for the trouble the host goes to. I mean, set up and clean up alone are a lot of work, not to mention cost of food, etc. It also gets you invited back again next time :)

[@Plaspos]

Mary contardi has the best pronunciation I’ve ever heard

[@keyweststeve3509]

She's a damn good looking woman too!!

[@jediknightjairinaiki560]

George is right. PEPSI all the way baby!

[@WavyFBaby]

05:45 “Thanks a lot.” That line and delivery always made me hate her even more. Yeah, because it’s George’s fault huh? 😂

[@theintrovertedaspie9095]

You know how people are. They always need someone to blame for their misfortunes. Even if it is irrational.

[@arvindhmani06]

@@theintrovertedaspie9095 Yeah but that lady, argh.. the worst

[@chunksloth]

George is 100% right about bringing things to get-togethers (and also right about bringing pepsi instead of wine).

[@andersonsmith979]

Nah. He's just a cheapskate. And not everyone likes Pepsi either.

[@thecrow3350]

Happy New Year's Eve

[@bettysmith4641]

Happy New Year's Eve to you too🎊🎉

[@fromthehaven94]

Why don't we get together New Year's Day, watch some football!

[@cariannette1]

George's jacket has Michelin man written all over it 😂

[@cariannette1]

💯

[@theTaxIsTheft]

"It's gortex" "you like saying gortex don't you" 🤣🤣

[@beefcake1973aus]

"Careful, you're going to start a war with that thing"

[@terrellp22]

should've added a clip of fire at the end, to see George's selfish & hilarious explanation of why he started the hysteria

[@fromthehaven94]

Fortunately, the whole scene is already in a clip.

[@chriskeck3689]

I recently did the Elaine dance to get a laugh. I truly almost threw my back out

[@stevielagan1948]

I love the black girl. She was just oozing in her scene!

[@sophistichistory4645]

Yes, a bottle of Pepsi would be very gauche. A bottle of RC, however..........

[@vanrajsindha9918]

People do drink Pepsi at parties🎉🥳🎈

[@mr8883]

You definitely want John Mayo to be your Manager. He can make sure all your staff stick to their roles & do their jobs on point!

[@xjcrossx]

His "giving jobs to everyone" is so funny and so underrated lol

[@mr8883]

@@xjcrossx Yaaa, is the best LOL No one likes it but they still agree to go to the party & do what they're suppose to do ahahaha

[@sitcomchristian6886]

Dude could delegate.

[@mr8883]

@@sitcomchristian6886 200%, If I had a business, Mayo is my man to be manager for sure LOL

[@garymatson2964]

Incredible ensemble, outrageous themes, brilliant scriptwriting. The Fab Four in comedy are like The Fab Four in music. There will never be another.

[@neonfroot]

Fab Four of music is overrated. Theyre not excpetional.

[@rutles4everdudleycooper441]

@@neonfroot Learn to spell.

[@steverogers7601]

7:13 can you imagine if Rick Moranis was thrown into that mix. Lol

[@ianfinrir8724]

The "carrots and peas" bit The Lip Reader is a reference to how background actors mouth the words "peas and carrots" over and over to act like they're talking.

[@Anthony-hu3rj]

I think Mary Contardi's speech is one of the very best.

[@slimsyn1616]

To btl that up n explode like that was gold🤯🤯🤯

[@kamal26183]

Jason Alexander looks like the Michelin man in the second clip lmao...

[@JayZombie1216]

Its goretex!

[@ragejinraver]

Sure thing Joe Mayo 😂

[@larrydotson2625]

This show is my response to people who think that friends is good.

[@OlgaSmirnova1]

They copied it, cheap copy cat

[@tictac-nscale]

These are all classic episodes and I love them all.

[@slimsyn1616]

Elaine dancing is it

[@tonygrowley5275]

Actually, George helped everybody by opening the door.

[@jamesfountain6183]

I'm w/ George...Pepsi is better than wine

[@kamnapavon4638]

George, Eating out of the Garbage....... Classic.....

[@attyla2926]

Sweet fancy moses 🤣🤣🤣

[@rewanji]

Sweet fancy Moses!…🤣🤣🤣

[@andoncroft5154]

I can picture Jerry at home enjoying a big bottle of Pepsi with a pack of lamingtons 😂

[@whatever305j]

the lady in blue screaming reminds me of newman but your wrong jerry you were wrong lmao

[@questionauthority7377]

You have big problems stay in your parents basement

[@harryt988]

Great compilation

[@we8463]

George’s outfit makes him look like the Michelin Tire man 😂

[@userbasba]

I just can't help but ROFL LMAO every time I see this episode with George in that jacket.

[@blackribbongirl]

Such a great show

[@KoRnBaL19]

I can't wait to bring packets of Kool Aid to a dinner party! 🤣 Then I'll break out the wine🍷

[@rhuephus]

.. just make sure it isn't grape Kool-Aid ...

[@june2420111]

Lol i feel the women were messing with George 😂😂😂

[@freyrsta1076]

Love those episodes!

[@bossfan49]

Puddy: EYYY!! Cocktail off the speaker! =D

[@coolboyrbx2866]

HEY, cocktail off the speaker 😂

[@Levilight12]

Should not have cut the scene where George reacts to Elaines dancing

[@gooddaysunshine17]

PLEASE.... that part is the best!!!

[@nyfolkhero]

Joe Mayo was lowkey a legend

[@davidholzer4155]

kind of a pompous jerk if you ask me

[@fromthehaven94]

Quite frankly, he sounds made up.

[@Meltedcheese567]

Sure thing, joe mayo. -Puddy

[@TheStuport]

The Long Lost Date Jerry was reminded of from that Walking Red Flag was A Keeper...and I always loved Elaine and her reactions AFTER Jerry got Nuked!

[@AMHarbinger]

Pepsi is better than wine, I'll die on this hill.

[@gokaury]

Sweet fancy Moses.

[@sustainfem]

I'd love to get a jump on the next batch. Where do you come out? Love the look she gives George.

[@SalesforceUSA]

The Best Complilation.

[@mithrandir491]

oh my, that dance really is abnormal. It always gave me shivers.

[@AaronaCreates]

Is this Elaine and her BAD dancing???? YES IT IS!!! it's a dry heave set to music😂😂😂

[@jesush.christ3003]

AYYYYY! 🍸 cocktail off the speaker 🔊

[@phillipyau4234]

Hi I loved the way elaine dancing to this song from earth wind & fire👋🙂👍♥️

[@michaellalli7693]

George plays the perfect dink

[@inncogneato6341]

Seinfeld party etiquette is hilarious.

[@starcrafter13terran]

I really wanted george to plop a bottle of pepsi in the middle of the table during dinner XD

[@jeremytung1632]

I too am befuddled by the idea of people being upset at me showing up when invited without some offering for the party.

[@AndrewReevesArt]

That snort 😂

[@LadyAngelaYaYa1966]

“She’s an entomologist.”😂😂

[@t99155]

JLD dancing😂 she was gettin down 😂

[@jdog929]

Lol George’s winter jacket

[@danrion8839]

At 4:50 that girl acting is amazing. Everyone is kinda chilled and don't care.

[@avosmash2121]

I think everyone is too freaked out to wanna get involved. Or maybe they just know she is always this melodramatic and are unphased.

[@vanrajsindha9918]

All characters in Seinfeld were carefree !!!

[@kolos2006]

0:26. George is absolutely right(LOL)!

[@streamofconsciousness5826]

4:45 one of the Five funniest things ever put on TV.

[@maryjohnson4189nnkb]

Elaine dancing in 😂😂😂

[@phillipstubbs8776]

hands down the funniest thing in all media still to this day

[@yvettejirsaraie5185]

George! 😂😂😂😂

[@vancewilson9413]

Pepsi & Ring Dings // so good 😁