Elaine Hosts A Bachelor Auction | The Barber | Seinfeld

"Look at him, he's grotesque!"
From Seinfeld Season 5 Episode 8, 'The Barber': George starts a new job he knows nothing about and may never have even been offered. Jerry tries to switch barbers. Elaine hosts a bachelor auction.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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[@mobus1603]

Gotta love that Kramer insists on being honest about not actually being a high school graduate, but rather an equivalency program graduate. No shame in his game.

[@freemason4979]

Kramer's got what it takes

[@mobus1603]

@@freemason4979Polio?

[@claytonadair2623]

I believe they've had a cure for polio for some time.

[@claytonadair2623]

No shame.

[@elgiacomo]

Kramer walking backwards off the catwalk and onto the table was an absolutely brilliant piece of physical comedy. One of his all-time best "moves" on Seinfeld, IMO.

[@apprentessgooden2680]

The look on his face when he's walking backwards is what takes me out 😂😂

[@Kellnaved]

The dive under the sofa in the episode where Elaine dates the furniture mover guy is my personal favourite.

[@evansutton6760]

That awkward moment where Jerry takes his hat off and it's your current hairstyle

[@AnimalBlundetto-12]

Doesn't mean you look bad. It's just that hairstyle doesn't work for Jerry's massive head.

[@jeffryphillipsburns]

Well, it’s grown out now, anyway.

[@jd0879]

It looks great imo

[@Asahamana]

And looks like Ben Stiller 😄

[@CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs]

I wonder if Elaine's laughter was unscripted? 😏

[@Sergio2006A]

"He likes...fruit." 🤣

[@osmankovacevic6135]

Probably top 3 jokes in the whole series, presenting a grown man to grown women and he doesn't go above 5 year old preferences in life.

[@uneedtherapy42]

Only from Joe’s though no supermarket fruit

[@Sherwoody]

@@uneedtherapy42 there’s never a Mackinaw peach when you need one.

[@bradford_shaun_murray]

4:47 ...woah

[@mauertal]

Better than..........vegetable lasagne.......

[@WGlass-ws5pe]

Kramer should sell like hotcakes, he's 6'3" and he has the Kavorka

[@rickrose5377]

He's been reading a book about Leonardo da Vinci... Hey, did you know that means 'from Vinci'?

[@NH-tb2sm]

He got rid of the kovorka.

[@PurpleBox89]

I was actually waiting for a bidding war to immediately erupt and have it go way higher than the other dude's. 😂😂

[@SoFloCo-ne4rk]

And he was a Calvin Klein underwear model.

[@worsethanhitlerpt.2539]

And he never yelled the N-word 50 times at a club

[@huzaifshah2139]

Elaine stopped laughing in an instant once Jerry said he will not come to the bachelor auction.😂

[@malfaroangel3896]

Soooo many times it hinted they still love each other

[@huzaifshah2139]

​@@malfaroangel3896 At this point of the season, it just showcases how selfish Elaine was.

[@stoneylonesome5826]

“Thata Edward a Scisscorhands, he a makea me cry.”

[@johns7530]

The character of Kramer has to be some of the best physical comedy ever. His walk and body language/mannerisms never got old and are still hilarious to this day.

[@yojanderh9259]

Me two 0:00 hey Kramer again 1:10 Elaine and gorge are laughing 😂 at Jerry’s haircut 💇‍♂️ 1:49 hey again one time baby 2:48 yes 👍 so 4:09 Kramer in the stage what’s up Kramer just fall 4:49 😂 4:56 two ladies starting at Kramer so funny

[@12classics39]

Julia’s delivery of that “Yeah, too bad” to George is PERFECT…and also literally what we all are thinking.

[@SoFloCo-ne4rk]

And the way George says he can't do it with total confidence that he's giving her bad news.

[@Mowgleey]

Elaine laughed the same way when Jerry wore that pirate shirt aye aye pirate!! 😂

[@edp3202]

He looks like he'll come swinging into the room on a chandelier.

[@HYPERI0N.]

“I believe they’ve had a cure for polio for sometime.” “POLIO???! 🤣

[@SoFloCo-ne4rk]

Actually, there is no cure for polio, but there's a vaccine so people don't get polio.

[@trevorgollaher1251]

I like how is reality his haircut is much better than any haircut any Seinfeld character ever had 😂

[@gutsfinky]

Agreed, I like it much better than his usual style

[@Jim_L]

Sometimes physical comedy really works, and Kramer slipping off the runway is such a time. 🤣

[@jc4evur661]

He falls so naturally!

[@deirdre108]

He's a high.....school.......graduate............................................equivalency, equivalency.😂

[@Darule514]

Elaine : " *he's high school graduate...ummm equivalency high school equivalency program graduate* "

[@mattm7798]

He likes fruit....

[@kpopfan674]

Me: We watched the same video, no need for the quote.

[@rsaran1288]

🤣

[@devilmancrybaby2101]

@@kpopfan674no need for you to be rude either 🤷‍♂️😂

[@flowerchild89]

​@@devilmancrybaby2101exactly!

[@Wes36Man]

After watching every season multiple times Kramer is my favorite character in the show 😂

[@gutsfinky]

Oh mine too. Without a doubt. He's just so... weird.

[@kenhoward3512]

Yet, post-Seinfeld, it has been suggested Michael Richards was the most serious actor of the crew.

[@ftroop8462]

"Take the K man!" I still use that line to deflect an invite

[@gpk9699]

“Do I hear five bucks”

[@sanjaygandhi7962]

More like $2 or $3 max

[@stephenpenrice1230]

@@sanjaygandhi7962 Still more than enough to cure polio.

[@Natedawg38]

Kramer is self employed. That's got to be appreciated. It doesn't matter that he's employed himself to do nothing.

[@moncorp1]

I don't know how Richards never got hurt making Seinfeld. That guy did some physical stuff.

[@commandershepard96]

Apparently he broke a cheekbone or his nose or something in the parking lot episode. The part where he tries putting the box in the trunk at the end.

[@rixxy9204]

He did get hurt. Multiple times.

[@fromthehaven94]

Newman finding out how clean Jerry is when he can't find a stray hair in Jerry's bathroom, I loved that part.

[@UnpleasantDog]

"No way my Gino did that. That's an Enzo!" 😂

[@starlingswallow]

I actually think Jerry's hair looks so good! WAY better than the fro-mullet! 😂😂😂 fade it near the base and grow a beard~ would look amazing!

[@johnnyboy1586]

I don't know about that he looks like his name should be Eugene 😅

[@natekenworthy7367]

1:20 That face works for many of life's situations. Too funny!

[@DhooomKetu]

Kramer has got a solid resume for bachelors auction 😂

[@mattm7798]

Well he does like fruit...so yeah :)

[@edp3202]

​@@mattm7798for five bucks.

[@michaeldavidfigures9842]

I had a tenant in my rental house once who had a diploma from the Los Angeles County Department of Corrections high school equivalency program.

[@StarKushExoticGalaxy]

Did u immediately think about this episode when u found that out ?

[@michaeldavidfigures9842]

@@StarKushExoticGalaxy Well I watched every episode during the 90's, and had recently seen this one which made me think of the tenant.

[@StarKushExoticGalaxy]

@@michaeldavidfigures9842 ohhh I see, cool story, love this show

[@christophermccoy5724]

When Newman sneak cut some of Jerry's hair for Enzo 😆😆

[@NevermoreVendetta]

You know I'd bid on Kramer, because he was honest about his academic standing and also to me he would seem like a fun and genuine date.

[@skwisgarskwigelf7191]

When I first saw this I thought: “Kramer is probably going to fall off the stage.” And sure enough he did just that 😂

[@josemaria8177]

The best thing is that Jerry's bad haircut aged better than his actual hair cut

[@fozzybear8878]

It is a young prince charles haircut- vile.

[@will.a.benjamin]

Exactly, that Jewfro mullet thing he always had was just awful lol

[@gutsfinky]

​@@will.a.benjaminomg I'm dying. Jewfro mullet.

[@PP-gy8gg]

​@@will.a.benjaminI've never in my 59 year heard jewfro...it took a while.thanykyou ....

[@TheStuport]

I instantly thought of an adolescent teenage Seth Meyers when Jerry removed his cap to reveal his haircut! 🤣 And the nerve of George laughing while his Dome Shines Under The Lights!

[@seveneey]

This barber things is so real and relatable 😂 guys have a very sensitive relationship with their barbers.

[@kpopfan674]

The weird thing is that Elaine's hair looks like a beehive, she had no room to complain about any other hair

[@ironcito1101]

I cut my own hair, so yes, it's a very intimate relationship with my barber. He knows me better than anyone 😋

[@edp3202]

​@@kpopfan674back then every woman has that hairstyle. Very early 90's.

[@kpopfan674]

nonsense@@edp3202

[@hood_TheJoker]

Kramer owns his own company Kramerica Industries..easily the most eligible bachelor, not to mention his time in Hollywood acting 🤣🤣🤣

[@BrianD0313]

And the Coffee Table Book about Coffee Tables

[@user-hi5lu1oo6h]

And a Calvin Klein model!

[@stoneylonesome5826]

He can also prepare a meal in his bathtub.

[@Octoberville]

"You tell-a the joke, I cut-a the hair"

[@goodvibez693]

The music and that walk 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@timtim2500]

*Do I hear 5 Bucks* ? 😂

[@mattm7798]

The funniest part is it seemed it wasn't the haircut, it was the styling to make it look like a kids haircut....actually the funniest part was Kramer falling off the stage but I'm a rebel ;)

[@asheland_numismatics]

One of my all-time favorite episodes! 😎

[@bcvc3365]

Comedy gold! I watched this episode yesterday! 😂

[@Cookieboy70]

I'd bid $5 for a night out with Kramer. Imagine the shenanigans you would get into.

[@stopthenonsense123]

Kramer is not a bad looking guy. He's nice/respectful to woman (though honest to a fault). Has good sense of humor (though clumsy). He's also 6 foot 3..... 😏 All that automatically gets him major points. Most woman would be MORE than happy to have a guy with even 1 of those qualities. So lol

[@lobear3074]

You are shallow

[@stopthenonsense123]

@@lobear3074 How. Explain your "issue" with the comment. This should be interesting. 🍵

[@stopthenonsense123]

Kramer: Attractive. Respectful to woman. Good sense of humor. And tall.... all things a majority of woman actually look for and/or prefer in a partner. Basic facts right? But I get called "shallow" with no logical basis from someone. I guess he just felt like insulting a woman for no reason. That's usually the case. 😆

[@danthemankhan]

@@stopthenonsense123 The internet's midgets accuse any woman with a height preference of being "shallow".

[@kpopfan674]

With that beehive hair, Elaine had no right to complain about anyone else's hair.

[@WhenImBackInChicago]

Elaine's hair was the in-style, of that decade.

[@susanb2015]

Beehive was a 60s style.

[@MLennholm]

Just like Jerry was silly for being embarrassed about his new haircut when it was a big improvement over his regular hair helmet. And just like he had no business mocking George's toupee in that other episode.

[@kpopfan674]

@@WhenImBackInChicago pfft

[@WhenImBackInChicago]

@@kpopfan674 😘

[@Tritiuminducedfusion]

I could raise enough money to cure polio. 🤣😂😅😆

[@Dannyperez1]

We almost got caught 🤣🤣

[@JosephineB63]

I love Elaine's laugh 😂

[@elscorcho7033]

Music to my ears 👍🏼

[@isabel1983]

The way Elaine tried to fix Jerry’s hair lol! And when she started the bid for Kramer at $5 😭😂💀

[@redacted2275]

What about it?

[@autoblu6175]

4:48 The Barley Grind... on a Table

[@guguigugu]

that must have been a genuine reaction from julia, not elaine 😂😂

[@tobiasstrm-blakstad687]

Yeah, same with George. They're both reacting naturally.

[@PP-gy8gg]

Anyone pick up the brilliance of George in the first scene

[@encarnacionvillazana3270]

It's was the pizza man... He's a going bald.. 👨‍🦲 🍕

[@anthonyvasquezactor]

I would have thought the women wouldn't stop bidding on him. After all... he's Kramer.

[@windowpain1]

Maybe long-time barbers or stylists can tell us if you could identify a regular customer by a lock of hair

[@MotoVio]

Kramer is something else 😅

[@Mat-ew4rz]

Jason defo broke character when Elaine started to laugh at Jerry's haircut

[@homelandsecuritytoday]

6' 4" and full of muscles..

[@georgiasmith64]

I said to the man, do ya speak my language....😂

[@Stellaluna88]

@@georgiasmith64He just smiled…

[@georgiasmith64]

@@Stellaluna88 and gave me a vegimite sandwich

[@PP-gy8gg]

Which I traded for a good singalong of Khe Sahn and five fried Dimmies

[@SkiKoala]

The bit was a highlight in an otherwise average episode

[@keithrickson8522]

"Ah yes, kavorka. De lure of de animal!"

[@Gabriel-ws5zd]

The episodes about hair are very funny on Seinfeld😍😂 for example George and the wig, this one about Jerry's hair, and that episode where Elaine has a date with a guy with big hair

[@fromthehaven94]

Where she grabs a pair of scissors after she learns the dress she wants is available, but was told otherwise.

[@yuvgotubekidding]

Good for you, Jack 👈

[@PP-gy8gg]

Also the clowns rainbow wig... Ooops disrespectful to the y'know who....🎉

[@fromthehaven94]

@@PP-gy8gg Probably Christian conservatives who hate that the rainbow symbols by LGBT people to the point wherever they see any rainbow, they get up in arms about it.

[@shonda79able]

😅😅😅 George 1:23

[@TheStuport]

The nerve of him!

[@shonda79able]

​@TheStuport George can laugh even if he was bald. That haircut was hilarious. I loved him pounding the table in laughter.

[@TheStuport]

@@shonda79able The Haircut Is Spectacular and follows Jerry's guidelines of Neatness and Grooming in Styling! 😂😂

[@robertfootball1]

George would have raised millions!

[@12Blueace]

Until his date realizes the kind of person he is and demands a refund.

[@thingmaker67]

I like Jerry's haircut.

[@walkerpaulp6526]

Now i'mma go answer that question earlier 🤣

[@matthewkuhl79]

JLD has the best laugh😂

[@knessing7681]

the bidding starting at 5 bucks hahaha!

[@attyla2926]

5$ starts the auction for Kramer😂

[@shonda79able]

$5

[@PurpleBox89]

I've got 5, do I hear 10? $10?

[@zerofox8756]

​@@PurpleBox89 $10!

[@redacted2275]

Well, now I don't have to watch this video...

[@jenniferadams7582]

Uncle Enzo is a super sleuth with hair!

[@joycampi7233]

I would bid on Kramer ❤😂

[@Darkgemstar]

Kramer never worked, but says he's self-employed. 😂😂😂

[@flowerchild89]

Kramer's cheesy smile 😂😂😂

[@autoblu6175]

3:45 Get Out😂😂😂😂

[@destineetyson7756]

I love Seinfeld you are my favorite TV show ever ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@brianjenkins8699]

Julia is a beautiful woman, but when she smiles, she moves into the "dazzling" category.

[@Sunshineom]

Am I the only one that likes his hair cut!?

[@johngonzalez4298]

Zio Enzo 🇮🇹 💈 ✂️

[@FantometteBR]

Jerry has quite neat hairdo with Enzo

[@waynedexter]

Howdy Doody, much? Lol

[@lacouerfairy]

Jerry's haircut looks way better than his regular hair.

[@element5092]

But Kramer has the jacket on. He should've been irresistible.

[@christophergolfer]

High school equivalency graduate

[@xjcrossx]

I wish they would have been bidding through the roof for kramer, confusing and surprising elaine.

[@themonsterunderyourbed9408]

The puffy Zoolander fro with a mullet is a much better haircut 🙄

[@LuccaBraziATM]

🗣equivalency...😂

[@NH-tb2sm]

Did anybody bid on Kramer?

[@dagalfheim7056]

I think the laugh about the haircut was real

[@grhinson]

I think hos hair looks way better parted

[@DruzenjeSplit-nn2um]

Suprised Kramer didn't go higher...considering the kavorka....😅😅😅

[@skunkycatog]

Elaine being into writing, I’m surprised she didn’t mention he’s a published author

[@DeesonJame]

$6!

[@UnpleasantDog]

😂😂😂 uma das melhores cenas desta série!

[@gb2530_CA]

Do I hear $5 bucks!? 🤣🤣🤣

[@autoblu6175]

3:36 Chibolo

[@bobbylee2853]

All she heard were crickets and a cough.😅

[@POPLSEV7]

Love seinfeld🤣❤👍

[@nilnor2870]

0:39 polio 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@scottbarker9058]

this is....hillarrious!!!!!

[@alanrogs3990]

The funny haircut works better in 2024 than his regular hairstyle in the show.

[@user-iu6ug5cr9g]

Be nice to know what went wrong in high-school. And the army.

[@Surfmus]

Is better than the mullet he always had.

[@weon_penca]

I'm I the only one that thinks that the Seinfeld's new haircut is less ridiculous than his classic one?

[@20alphabet]

A black Harvard graduate? Lol 😆👌🏼yeah right!

[@danthemankhan]

Ever hear of Affirmative Action? Didn't we have a President who was a black Harvard graduate?