George Hires A Cult To Clean His Carpets | The Checks | Seinfeld

"What kind of a snobby, stuck-up cult is this?"
From Seinfeld Season 8 Episode 7, 'The Checks': Jerry's fame in Japan endears Kramer to a group of tourists and inspires George to revive their TV pilot.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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George Hires A Cult To Clean His Carpets | The Checks | Seinfeld
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[@hood_TheJoker]

when you're dying for direction in life and not even a cult will take you in... how much worse can it get 🤣🤣🤣

[@espensund2878]

😂😂

[@alienated4747]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@emptiester]

Being in a cult was one of the best experiences of my life.

[@Trumpamaniac_223]

@@emptiesternot for George apparently he couldn’t even get in one 😂

[@bsbs5.0]

shut up

[@Corpsman01]

George just wasn’t cult material.

[@1738Crafting]

Couldn’t make the cult, eh?

[@chrisw2963]

He's not cult-worthy.

[@pickleboy487]

George never had the makings of a varsity...woops wrong show.

[@fakename6658]

​@@pickleboy487Pickleboy had this wonderful system for doing the comments. He used to spread them out so thin that they would end up the wrong video with just a little oil. It was a very good system.

[@andrasszabo1570]

He was Penske material though!

[@katie2893]

george was so excited to be asked to join a cult

[@beeto45]

they didndt want him; would you?

[@Madvizion]

"Uncle Leo!? " Gets me every time. 😅😂

[@elijahlivingston9477]

“JERRY!!”😂

[@rockandrolf8611]

Hello....😂😂😂😂

[@SuperNova_2097-nq4ns]

@@rockandrolf8611 La La La… 😂

[@ripley_hicks_newt_86]

"We suspect his friend here is also unbalanced." 😂 Polite description of George.

[@yellowblanka6058]

The turn with George with the plastered-on smile, hahaha.

[@crocadillius6418]

“Life can be so confusing, I’m looking for answers,” “Good luck with that!” 😂😂

[@FOXZILLA5734]

I love how the reason why a cult wouldn't want geroge in because they just don't like him lol

[@LB14745]

They gave him the finger.

[@joshfactor1]

that's right; you're not cult or pensky material

[@guguigugu]

penskE

[@ianfinrir8724]

​@@guguigugu The official caption spells it Pensky

[@johngonzalez4298]

George: Jerry! 📞📞📞📞

[@12classics39]

This episode is written so brilliantly. Jerry’s cramped hand from the check signing resulted in the destruction of the Farbman chest of drawers and the arrival of the Sunshine Carpet Cleaners to the TV executives’ office. Genius way of blending the multiple storylines.

[@elijahlivingston9477]

4:34 Like how the guy doesn’t even try to deny that they brainwashed him😂

[@pex320]

I always thought it was them finally acknowledging they don’t want George in their cult 😂😂😂😂

[@EmpireofSpeedNY]

I never noticed Jason Alexander was left-handed.

[@TheStuport]

So is Jerry AND George both wear their watches on their handwriting wrists which is opposite of what most watch wearing people do! Worlds Colliding In The Bizarro World

[@arvindhmani06]

@@TheStuport Yep can confirm, I used to wear it on the right hand which was weird but so much more comfortable when writing

[@TheStuport]

@@arvindhmani06 Really? Welp...I learned something new! Appreciate the heads up! Cheers 👋

[@christophermccoy5724]

George didn't forget to sign that check

[@TheStuport]

@@christophermccoy5724 A practice he "loaned" to Mr. Kruger 🤣

[@duellingdescartes7950]

I love how the carpet cleaner at the end doesn't even try to rebuke the claim about brainwashing made by George. Lol.

[@49erFamily]

George forgetting to sign off on the check it’s such a great running joke.

[@chrisj5443]

How many people these days will even recognize the Patty Hearst reference.

[@1Clearwords]

Just us old folks.

[@1FaithHopeandLove]

"GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!" Poor George 0:51

[@Vimukta]

UNCLE LEO ???

[@dwaugh2215]

JERRY!!!

[@krishnanneeraj]

Disappointingly, Nakahama Broadcast Corporation is not real :(

[@MatthiasPowerbomb]

Nor is Kramerica. Reality is often disappointing.

[@Yotsukaido]

Although there is a TBS - Tokyo Broadcasting System

[@radscorpion8]

@@MatthiasPowerbomb someone should make it

[@mrloop1530]

Neither is Vandelay Industries nor Top Of The Muffin To You

[@Karrllson]

The casting of the Carpet cleaning guy was good. He looks Mormon.

[@KennyHavoc]

Jack plotnick. Actor and writer. Very talented!

[@leafbranch1872]

Indeed.

[@Axel_Kasai]

4:46 george was about to get cleaned 😂

[@NoHandle9000]

Wilhelm?...my name is Tanya 🤣

[@shubhamkat1]

My name is Tanya

[@encarnacionvillazana3270]

The "world" one day will be carpet, and Tanya will be there to "clean" it.. 🌎

[@radscorpion8]

But are you Penske material?

[@croftmire]

My name is Bob!

[@markcollins2666]

@@croftmire "Tania" was Patty Hearst's cult name with the Symbionese Liberation Army. Which cult calls you Bob?

[@marioiacolucci]

​@@croftmirehey Bob 👋

[@mrtyrang]

1:17 Too dumb?

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

I don't remember this episode and I watched this show pretty religiously. How could I not remember an episode that has Long Duk Dong in it!? I hope I'm not President Biden!!!

[@Jebusankel]

Same. I wonder if shows like this that are any bit controversial are kept out of syndication?

[@joelluongo7419]

" We Have Suffered Many Hardships "! Lol!

[@MrHartApart]

In Project Sunshine, we have no names. Now, you listen to me. This is a man, and he has a name, and it's Tanya, OK? - Tanya. - He's a man and he's a carpet cleaner now because of us. Do you understand that? I understand. In carpet cleaning, a member of Project Sunshine has a name. [all chanting] His name is Tanya.

[@MatthiasPowerbomb]

"Good luck with that." Lol. The delivery of that was priceless.

[@lori25hu]

They washed the carpets but not his brain

[@SamuelBlack84]

That's extra

[@LB14745]

Too dumb?

[@destineetyson7756]

I love Seinfeld my favorite TV show 📡📡📡📡📡💗📡📡💗📡💗📡💗📡💗📡📡📺💗📺💗📺💗📺💗📡📺💗📺💗📺💗📺📺💗📺💗📺📺💗📺📺💗📺📺📡📡📺💗📡📺

[@briansierzega]

That’s Long Duk Dong! (from 16 Candles) And apparently the Donga STILL need food!! 😂😂

[@WeirdLady-pv8il]

Woah I didn’t notice at first!

[@fakename6658]

*Long Dik Dong.

[@robertperry4439]

The misfortunate series of events and cultural misunderstandings demonstrated in this episode might explain how such tensions could provoke Japan into attacking Hawaii.

[@otdosa]

even cults have standards. Georgie was below the line.

[@inika3]

The way Jerry swings that axe is so funny to me

[@WULDORI]

Snubbed by a cult? George has hit an all-time low…

[@mariofilippi3539]

Hilarious, this show had the best comedy writers since The Honeymooners. Thanks for sharing.

[@howard5992]

lol

[@shareofmoney]

Uncle Leo???!!! 😂😂😂

[@presntnow]

NOT THE SUNSHINE CARPET CLEANERS!?!? 😂

[@roygo10]

3:42 Just noticed that it's Mr. Takahashi the golf club owner in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

[@cursedbeats9934]

You kill swan?

[@CozyOats]

"What kind of stuck-up snobby cult is this?" 😂

[@Uarehere]

DNC 😅

[@Elsa-qy9hr]

And it was around this time in history they did away with payphone booths & stands 😂

[@yellowblanka6058]

The show ended in 98, there was still no shortage of payphones around until well until the 2000s when smartphones became ubiquitous.

[@greenmtnman7714]

The carpet cleaner is Darren from the giant ball of oil 'Hello' episode.

[@ripley_hicks_newt_86]

Different actor, I'm pretty sure.

[@LB14745]

No way

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

Not him, but both actors were in a lot of commercials around that time.

[@greenmtnman7714]

O.K. I stand corrected, thanks.

[@evoman1776]

Tanya, reference to Pattie Hearst, for those too young to remember.

[@LB14745]

The charactet of President Biden is based on Mr. Wilhelm.

[@georgesongwe267]

Very feminine of George to want to want something he doesn't want

[@mitchellgildea254]

UNCLE LEO????????

[@joycampi7233]

Mr. Wilhelm? My name is Tanya.

[@SwornReaper]

hahah George always wants to feel so special, so important.

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

Here it comes 😂

[@flisko123]

jeri sinfield

[@hammy5746]

One of the strangest Seinfeld subplots

[@insertclevername4123]

I can't tell if it's a chef's kiss moment of absurdity or just a really dumb joke that the Yankees apparently have a peanut guy working the office hallway when the stadium is empty with no game going on.

[@POPLSEV7]

George is hilarious🤣💯👍

[@cooldinaz]

Good luck with that.

[@ravisbanda]

You just can't beat it! That's Gold, Jerry. Gold.

[@JamesLaumand]

I notice who was Kramer parents,hmmmm,strange,

[@khaanabadoshi]

Carpet Cabal 😂😂😂😂😂

[@t-rexbatman36yearsago]

4:28 that quote from steinber is deep.

[@TheDarkSatirist]

Hey, Seinfeld in 4:3! I wish I had this option on tv and Netflix

[@LB14745]

Remember when George worked for Kruger and said that sometimes he "forgets" to sign checks, which buys him some time.

[@WaynePickering]

George is not worthy

[@Somanylightyearz]

Now that’s what I call a cult classic!! 😉

[@ChiefBarnesArt]

George: btw what you think of miss yoshimiro? Jerry: who? George: the network executive, you think you like me? Jerry shut the the door 🚪 (I aint doing this with you again)😂😂😂

[@truthhurts3524]

Hey…peanuts!

[@empressofawesome7099]

The subtitles for me LITERALLY said a different yet similar sounding word 😆

[@JanetStarChild]

@@empressofawesome7099 That's gold! LOL!

[@BethHarmon-uv7tl]

How bad a person are you if even a cult doesn't want you in their group?😄 I would have loved to have seen them try and convert Frank. Now THAT would have been something to see.

[@blightedgrounds]

The Cult has no need for an Archaeologist/Latex Salesman/Marine Biologist at this time.

[@LynyrdSkynyrdFan]

"life is so confusing. I'm looking for answers anywhere" 😂

[@AdamZimmerman-c6i]

Good luck with that 😂

[@350mack]

Kramer an george made the show

[@perrystone879]

“My name is Tonya”

[@marioiacolucci]

Lots of people are unbalanced

[@miel1074]

Mista Seinfield!!!😂😂😂

[@SaurontheGood1.618]

*Jeopardy* Secret Societies How is "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz" related to Secret Societies? For 500. How is a Sainthood related to Secret Societies? For 1,000. For the game. What happens when a Freemason decides to join a Graphic Arts Society, instead?

[@Alloy-p3u]

Why DON’T they want him in their cult? Aren't they desperate to always recruit more members

[@t2terminator507]

Anh này sẽ giàu thêm. Giàu vì để dành được nhiều tiền cúng dường vào chùa quốc doanh.🤣

[@alext8828]

This stuff was gold. Should have kept going without Jerry. Call the show Jerry's Apt, and keep all the characters. Jerry wasn't funny anyway.

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

NOT THE FARGMAN!!!! 🖐️😬🤚

[@LB14745]

I think that's Farbman

[@Nickelodeon81]

​@@LB14745 How very Un-Farbman Like

[@doct0rnic]

If Kramer cashed in their tickets, wouldn't they be stuck there?

[@KevenMoulton]

Jones Amy Wilson Eric Hernandez Deborah

[@FredHaferkamp]

George must be the saddest man in New York Love this pregame

[@PhookYoo]

George never had the makings of a varsity cult member

[@fabioalvesshow]

"World Series" Well actually is just The United States

[@brendanflynn5004]

What about the Toronto Blue jays?

[@spiegeltn]

What's funny to me is my team, the Atlanta Braves, won the World Series during the worst of the coronavirus in 2021 when there was almost nobody in the seats half the time. Thanks Wuhan, China 👍

[@ncapone87]

​@@spiegeltn how is that funny?

[@spiegeltn]

@@ncapone87 Trust me bro 😄

[@radscorpion8]

@@spiegeltn LOL

[@marioiacolucci]

My name is Tanya 😅

[@docthemetalfreak]

this had to be one of the weirdest subplots on this show

[@Jose-se9pu]

"my name is TANYA!"

[@milart12]

Seinfeld sucked after Larry David left.

[@sr28774]

And to know that there is a tik tok dance cult, crazyyy

[@JamesLaumand]

Are they still in business,2024

[@JustVisiting]

It’s Long Duc Dong!

[@MountainMan.]

After George got rejected by the cult, Jerry should've chimed in sarcastically with, "Well George, there's always the Jehovah's Witnesses."

[@ashleycroom6253]

haha they had no interest in George for the cult.

[@StigmaX]

Will someone please pay my mortgage?

[@LeeMc-hl7so]

He's not worth it...hahahah 2024

[@tomcripps7229]

Was that Darren leading the cult at George's house? And was that Mr. Nagazaki from Curb with the black swan?

[@edgarfilho6129]

Lol...amazing!

[@B777Skipper]

Long Duk Dong….. he was great in Sixteen Candles…. Gedde Watanabe, born in Utah. Plays an excellent character.

[@LB14745]

You must go now!

[@isaacburdiss]

Jason and Jerry, although both left handed, still wear their watches on their left wrist. I'm left handed, but I wear it on my right. Who's Lloyd, me or them?

[@socraytes]

It's Long Duck Dong.

[@karz12]

They know George would have destroyed the cult. He is cult resistant. He is his own cult.

[@melllvar4262]

4:37 The main cult leader with the clipboard looks like a male version of Kathie Griffith...

[@SirAbdulla_]

Cult is not his domain

[@toastnjam7384]

Poor Geroge how can he expect to be cult material when he wasn't even Pensky material.