Elaine Tries To Make A Gay Man Change Teams | The Beard | Seinfeld

[@DarthWill3]

It's not everyday you see Elaine being on the receiving end of her own "get out!" 😆

[@sandragrant1785]

I thought that, too.

[@angeleyeszarai]

I really have to see that damn movie lol

[@attyla2926]

He likes his team,he is set for his team. They are comfortable with their own equipment. True for sure 🤣

[@jonhall8845]

Well... it's why they lose very few players

[@agayweirdo5404]

@@jonhall8845 exactly 😆

[@steverogers7601]

@@jonhall8845 damn straight!

[@Mr.ChestHighWalls]

There’s also doubling the wardrobe 👍🏻

[@DebNKY]

Never could argue with that logic.

[@NCIR721flyover]

It’s obvious that Elaine considered him sponge worthy.

[@MrBmick79]

maybe they didn't need the sponge......

[@arvindhmani06]

"But we've got a good team!?" Elaine hasn't been more adorable than right here 😂☺️

[@angelacarleton9575]

I love this episode about "two teams" to be considered. How funny is Elaine -she's terrific!

[@boogitybear2283]

My favorite is her reaction to the Mover Boyfriend being against abortion. 😂

[@kurt6410]

The best part about being on the same team is you instantly double your wardrobe . When they approach a new recruit, I'm sure that's one of the big selling points.

[@josephoswald2292]

The opposite s5e22 😂😂😂

[@melodiefrances3898]

If you wear the same size, yes, it definitely can come in handy.

[@susieq8424]

@@melodiefrances3898 Been there! It was awesome: double the clothes, the shoes and accesories... You just need someone with a style you like 😂

[@GeorgeMonet]

@@susieq8424 Then you'd be a true Seinfeldian, dating someone for their clothes.

[@gomey70]

play a record!

[@luisbazan8841]

Jerry: Are you that desperate? Elaine: Yes I am

[@curtisbrown5939]

To be fair, George made women change teams 😂

[@kathrynbillinghurst188]

‘Chicky boom… chicky voom… chicky boom voom boom!!!’ My most favourite Elaine moment and when she says ‘ get out!!!!’ , then she pushes them! Lol 😝

[@saltech3444]

When Elaine is dissembling, she sort of falls into a southern accent: like "no siree bob" here at 0:37. She did it earlier, in the episode where she talks to George's boss pretending to be a nudist and says "naked, naked, naked."

[@melodiefrances3898]

Elaine dissembling is comic gold. Julia Louis-Dreyfas is a genius at doing this. You can literally see it happening to the character, until she runs out of anything coherent to say. I can very much relate to that feeling ... 🤣

[@SalesforceUSA]

Nobody on this planet can replace Michael Richards in that role of Cosmo. He is gold.

[@jrporter50]

She perceived a possibility 😂

[@fjfjrfjfjr]

Such great dialogue!!!

[@jeremytung1632]

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

[@maryjohnson4189nnkb]

You're Thinking Conversion 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheTruthKiwi]

One of Elaine's best bits. 😂

[@-kaminhou-9834]

I cant believe this sitcom, is so good

[@peterhoare3219]

I've been watching it basically daily since day dot, free to air, DVD, and keep thinking the same thing 😊

[@EbonyCoulter6723]

Elaine nice try to chance him 😂😂😂

[@sakabula2357]

Not that there's anything wrong with that

[@TheElecPlay92]

Fun Fact: A lot of material was cut due to time constraints. Jerry and Elaine's meal was to evolve into a chopsticks contest; after Elaine announces she is making her move to convert Robert to heterosexuality, Jerry was to promise to brutally mock her if she fails; and after George tells him "It's not a lie if you believe it," Jerry was to practice this teaching by telling a man it is 2:30 when the clock says it is 4:15, with George nodding in silent approval.

[@thiagodeandrade7081]

Cool.

[@skylinerspencer]

I read that quote in George’s voice 🤣🤣🤣

[@Linda-in9ns]

Very funny just watched that episode the other night!! 👍😂

[@TheStuport]

Always enjoyed seeing Col. Flagg in this particular episode! He truly is The Whisper Of The Wind! On a side note...anytime I see another person wearing a hearing aid....I Smile knowing I'm perfectly fine with The Team I play on!🤣 p.s. One of the Truly Rare Times we see Elaine getting playfully pushed rather than her pushing one of the guys through the Wall!😂

[@curtiswhiteheadjr1322]

I thought that was him! 😊 Love M*A*S*H!

[@aj1800]

You're not thinking conversion 🤣🤣🤣

[@markmh835]

My single favorite "Seinfeld" episode. Especially the part about "owning the equipment." So true! And it takes practice .... lots of practice. 😊😲😱😁👍

[@thecrow6915]

Legendary Show

[@dasikakn]

Amazing writing

[@alexmapp5444]

I love this scene!

[@anevabay9771]

"I dont have the equipment 24/7" literally a conversation i had with my young husband.

[@harry-hausenx]

it's episodes like this that make me realize that elaine is my favorite

[@melodiefrances3898]

She is so frickin funny in this.

[@bradford_shaun_murray]

1:20 ... her face after Jerry's line lol

[@steverogers7601]

Elaine is right. We have access to our equipment 😏

[@steverogers7601]

No siree Bob!

[@deirdre108]

Elaine was especially good in this episode.

[@Zenithx3]

Seinfeld was So Ahead of its time.

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

No it wasn't. The regime has been pushing this since the 1970s.

[@billienews]

Really ahead of it's time

[@cbas9877]

Kendrick is absolutely wild with the obscurity of this one

[@sblagg527]

"Well it's a lesson for the kids out there." LOL!!!!!

[@DAMusic-qu2ec]

Pure genius

[@GeoGuy388]

"You realize you're venturing into uncharted waters." Michele Bachmann: "Hold my non-alcoholic beverage."

[@claudiam2474]

The blonde woman looks exactly like stephanie forrester

[@caseycase3418]

Jeromy 🤣

[@EbonyCoulter6723]

Funny episode

[@elizabradley4797]

Dirty Elaine ~ just has to diddle with the doddle ~

[@markmh835]

But only if it is sponge-worthy. 😁👍

[@johnjohnson3709]

We always go back!!

[@12classics39]

The fact that this episode ends with him “going back to his team” - and Elaine failing in the long run - is what actually makes it rather progressive for its time.

[@obvioushieidude7668]

Not really. You’re just some brainwashed wokester who thinks anything pre 2010 was some “evil oppressive era”. The truth is that society back then is way better than it is now. At least back then you didn’t have a bunch of weirdos trying to brainwash kids and inject them with hormones.

[@adanactnomew7085]

​@@obvioushieidude7668conversion "therapy" and circumcision beg to differ

[@anthonyjamesvasquez]

An episode that would never be made today.

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

It's pro homosexuality. Not only would it be made, but mandated. You seem to have no idea how or why this censorship occurs.

[@redacted2275]

​@@DrJ-hx7wvJust go further down the comments and read people complaining about it, Einstein. And no, it's not "pro" or "anti" anything, you don't understand how comedy can work and worked back in the day. You are the reason why the comment above is correct.

[@adewilson132]

@@redacted2275there’s no reason why it couldn’t be made today.

[@adewilson132]

How? This was pretty progressive.

[@susieq8424]

I would definetely change teams for Elaine! 🔥😍🔥

[@josephoswald2292]

This is why I feel like I can NEVER satisfy a woman who "switched teams" before. Not enough access to the equipment. LOL

[@duttakunal82]

You should be happy if you can get'em to switch teams once.. or a few times, before switching back.

[@melodiefrances3898]

Ask 😊 Not only will you learn stuff, you will also score major points for caring enough to ask ...

[@thetechlibrarian]

Jerry was really living a movie

[@redacted2275]

This is a sitcom, not a documentary series.

[@NasrinZzzz]

3:43 Because I'm a woman. Love my girl

[@shonda79able]

Favorite part

[@steverogers7601]

Ba ba ba ba ba boom, chic a boom, chic a boom boom, boom!

[@redacted2275]

4:10 Your girl failed.

[@Italy55]

So funny 🤣

[@ΒΈΡΗΧΑΊΡΗ]

I love good science fiction

[@CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs]

That is Colonel Flagg, Ed Winter.

[@jtirello3_111]

Ba-ba-ba-boom, chicky-boom, chicky-boom-boom-BOOM! Elaine just KNEW she had cracked the code.

[@redacted2275]

She failed.

[@sirackcity]

Ba ba ba boom ba ba ba boom baba chic chic boom 😄

[@lumberjackdreamer6267]

Kramer did it.

[@dinabakyt]

“Oh, no! Don’t tell me!” Hahahah

[@ericmiller9688]

Well george has his toupee this guy robert has his beard 😊

[@citizendissidentiv2488]

After a distinguished career with the CIA during Korea and the Cold War. Col. Flagg went on to a very successful career in high finance.

[@IIBNG76]

He also ended up going blind for a while. Good to see he recovered.

[@rustyt115]

Oh that Michael I hate him, he’s just so smug.

[@Andrea-cx9sv]

You realize your venturing into uncharted waters?

[@steverogers7601]

Ba ba ba ba ba boom, chic a boom, chic a boom boom, boom!

[@robertjohnson1602]

Love it.

[@Carlos-xz3vi]

‘Cause I am a woman Bbbbbbbboom Shaka Boom Shaka Boom Boom! Lol!

[@hristopopov7345]

Could someone explain Elaine's monologue on the equipment , while in Jerry's apartment. What exactly is meant

[@SalesforceUSA]

The best ,

[@Tuilaione]

Elaine is a Superhero...

[@redacted2275]

She failed, Einstein.

[@BoldWittyName]

Julia is such a damn decent actress.

[@D_veraz]

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

[@johnjohnson3709]

Hey guys, it’s not too late to join our team!

[@shonda79able]

"No reason." 👀👀

[@jeffgates1906]

Same thing happens to me with women. Its always the hot ones playing for the other team.

[@trevertravis8963]

Now there are 735 different "teams".

[@markmh835]

Viva la difference! 😁👍🌈

[@steven-el3sw]

@@markmh835 no

[@Sweet_Venom0027]

I didn't get that last metaphor @4:21, can someone explain it to me please?

[@keithwilson6060]

Is Elaine going to jail now?

[@aishx]

Elaine didn't watch Chasing Amy 😌

[@SilverPlayer2002]

Too bad no one knew that “Playing both teams” was considered an option for both teams at the time.

[@redacted2275]

No, we knew at the time, we weren't Neanderthals in the 90s like people like to assume... but there's a thing called "preference"... and the character of Elaine would've never accepted that, she never gave that vibe even in her earlier hippie phase.

[@tangerinetangerine4400]

Bisexuality was well known about in the 90s. How old are you?

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

Trans people figured out how to do trades within the league! 🏳️‍⚧️🤣

[@markmh835]

Which is why trans folks are geniuses! 😁👍🌈

[@jackbynum2460]

Just cause we have access to our own equipment all the time... Doesn't mean we know how to handle it...better when a woman handles the equipment

[@Ibhenriksen]

Yankees vs Mets

[@taxpayer6079]

Playing the roulette wheel of STD’s, aids, monkey pox, and on and on.

[@jusssayin480]

Yeah, because straight people never get STD's and everything else.

[@MLBlue30]

That's why we have protection. And birth control for the worst std of all, pregnancy. Let adults do what they do, holier than thou incel.

[@jasonz7788]

Did Elaine commit a hate crime? Oh wait that's todays stupid standard... It was just comedy then. I miss that time.... Sniff

[@DonTruman]

LOL. Great open honest exploration of an idea. Could never do that today. The "woke" would explode in mindless rage.

[@MensAsses33]

So LET THEM explode in mindless rage!

[@dasikakn]

I’m woke and very much appreciate the humor in this. This is very true to real life where many people experience both sides to be sure.

[@DonTruman]

@@dasikakn the woke are completely disconnected from real life, so that's not persuasive. It's all about submission to the latest doctrine and punishing 'sinners'. In this instance, Elaine is the 'sinner' thinking and trying to "convert" him. Woke theology declares we are born a particular gender, and therefore attempts to change someone is a 'sin'. If you care about reality, then you aren't fully "woke."

[@jeremymacdonald5584]

@@dasikakn I dare say you aren't woke due to the fact that you can converse in a civil manner about this

[@queenqueen977]

You do realize the "woke" will be the first to be open about exploration and fluidity in sexuality right??? You right winger morons are hilarious

[@ForexRevolution]

there are no real "teams" for that matter.

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

You're brainwashed

[@MrNoidZ]

4 people are broke because they're woke

[@gyovel]

In Israel we have minister that can convert them.

[@jusssayin480]

This episode is ridiculous!

[@rjames881]

Elaine not even cute 🤣🤣🤣 TF she thought she was going to do

[@av2675]

One of those scenes that shows Seinfeld has not aged well. Very regressive

[@patrickjack8101]

Go sit on one

[@mattsbaseballcardbreaks5952]

How so?

[@Xaforn]

That would go for many shows especially ones from the 50’s like I Love Lucy. We still watch and enjoy them anyway.

[@steverogers7601]

How has it not aged well?

[@fromthehaven94]

Elaine did embellish a little too enthusiastically on the date at the Met.

[@131313user]

Forget about it