Elden Ring, but every 2 minutes a random effect happens (VOD)

[@datkirby_]

I still can't believe Doug dropped us off at the scary stranger's house and immediately drove away. I literally almost died.

[@WhatIsTheHeat]

It also happened after sam disappeared

[@rosepowell9678]

😂

[@jackdadua7386]

2:45:33 2:45:33 😮😮​@@WhatIsTheHeat

[@DropsOfMars]

Glad I watched the programming, watching chat open the fart gates then immediately congratulate themselves was phenomenal.

[@bharatsachdeva6683]

Chat didn't congratulate themselves the random effects program did

[@lunabruce1804]

​@@bharatsachdeva6683That's even better XD

[@dimensionalremi]

"chat is going so fast no one will know i'm melina" is a fantastic dougdoug callback shoutout to whoever that was at 37:15

[@Mystic-Midnight]

What was the original of that from?

[@dimensionalremi]

@@Mystic-Midnight i think it's from the blindfolded mario maker video but i'm not entirely sure

[@jstar3382]

@@Mystic-Midnight pretty sure it was the Mario maker but twitch chat gives instructions

[@enlightenedblade171]

I loved that callback so much

[@Xurnalea]

me: i should skip the coding for the content me, currently an hour and 15 mins into doug suffering: honestly im committed now

[@moira_meteorite]

the cool thing about dougdoug streams is you always say "oh ill go straight to the gameplay" and then 2 hours later you realise you didnt

[@MichelleUpNorth]

Hahaha same

[@foureye7058]

I fucking can't even with how sassy the TTS ended up. I thought it was going to be scuffed.

[@mr.pockets8523]

Sexy*

[@disrespect9376]

“Fuckin DICKFACE”

[@professortree9387]

I just don't understand how the AI knows how to sound super aggressive like at 5:50:50 it just cracks me the hell up

[@theastralbard8280]

I love how throughout the stream Melina goes from horny to angry and disappointed. Just like all of Doug's dates

[@scouthedog]

And just like your dad

[@bearlyhardley]

I wish I could say I can’t relate…

[@gerald2508]

And at the end she, _while still very angry,_ *aggressively tries to get him.* I was looking for the specific messages to timestamp them, I am now wondering if I hallucinated, I cannot find them (they should be somewhere between 6:06:38 and 6:18:05 ).

[@Dancan799]

Man when I was in Uni a friend couldn’t get their code to work and they couldn’t find the issue and it wouldn’t compile. They asked me to have a look. I sat down read it, clicked compile and it worked fine. Code is just very temperament

[@ssfbob456]

Sometimes it's all a matter of the mood of the ancient eldritch god you prayed to to get the code to function.

[@OmegaBlue-gb5bu]

Around 2:00:00 is when the gameplay actually starts. The intro and character selection is at 1:44:42

[@brushketo]

thanks \ Hello Twitch was wondering myself cause Senor doug always codes for first 5 hours then plays in the 3rd hour mark just my new favorite creator tbh

[@Dancan799]

Man I find this message so funny. The intro is almost 20min before any gameplay 😂

[@tdsjolly]

Doing god's work

[@PacificNorthwestPottery]

Doin the lords work 🙏

[@WhatIsTheHeat]

fake fan

[@YukiAklaine]

Imagine coding but random effects happen every 2 minutes

[@aaronm9158]

Now there's an idea! Finally some good content jk jk

[@day7163]

​@@aaronm9158 You put jk twice that must mean you are serious. And I completely agree. It's sad Doug never gives us what we want. 😔

[@pewpewpiedipie2673]

Coding but a random line of code is deleted every minute and you don't know which one it was

[@sugoistalin7809]

@pewpew piedipie Okay, you need to go to prison.

[@MrSonny6155]

2 minute adventure in and out

[@Ondemas]

1:41:20 chair opens the fart gates 1:47:30 game starts 1:57:40 epic motivational speech 2:02:10 NO GIRLS ON DOUG'S STREAM D: 2:05:00 Doug using a bidet 2:13:05 + Diablo the fingerbanger 2:16:05 + Doug meets Melina 2:23:40 + Positive TTS messages 2:32:00 Coding adventure 2:42:34 Melina test message 2:44:52 Check out this maidenless loser 2:51:28 + Master Doug 2:54:10 Michael Phelps 2:56:22 PayPal peasant money 3:05:35 5-minute adventure 3:09:30 Dagoth Ur Melina 3:15:30 Meth Melina 3:33:45 Supportive Melina 3:35:20 Getting out of poverty stream 3:36:45 Doug pays Melina minimum wage 3:37:58 Raid shadow legends 4:02:15 Mesopotamia is still on minimum wage 4:05:14 Mechanicus Melina 4:13:30 Mesopotamia's bucket 4.15.05 Good advice 4:15:33 + Gigachad Doug 4:17:22 Elden G-ring 4:21:10 Godric the golden 4:28:34 DougDoug's VlogVlog 4:45:03 + Club jealousy 4:49:05 That's a lotta messages 4:51:23 BALD 5:18:05 Thirsty Melina 5:21:49 Imogen Heap 5:37:32 Laundry date 5:39:27 Blind date 5:49:32 People have hobbies 5:50:48 Date is still going great 5:55:50 + Ultimate capitalist date 5:57:43 Help me stepDoug 6:00:54 + Money laundering 6:11:02 Melina reviews Olive garden 6:29:08 The real reason for Melina TTS 6:48:40 Head chef 6:49:02 Dancing birds 6:53:07 Glorious ending

[@MrKipper616]

HE FINALLY PLAYED MORE THAN 32 MINUTES IN A 7 HOUR VIDEOOOO!!!!!

[@BlackDragon41sbm]

4:44:13 One of the Best perfect timing laugh tracks

[@MarioKM]

Stream start at 6:53:54 a bit early today boys

[@sendie7645]

damn is that a new record?

[@tacosauce6234]

"5 minute adventure in and out" - my dad before he went to buy milk

[@GamerChillz]

Leave it to Doug Doug to say he’s playing a a game then play it 2 hours later but keep a audience well entertained during those 2 hours

[@notchs0son]

😂😂, chat sits there and entertains themselves

[@chadderbug7587]

I still can't over the calm silence, then "HE DEFACATED THROUGH A SUN ROOF"

[@ethansedai870]

Wait, when was this?

[@paraceratherium255]

2:03:12 and 2:18:15

[@paraceratherium255]

Also 2:18:56 is not that but is still amazing.

[@grammar_ash]

you made me laugh out loud reading this comment in the living room while my father-in-law was trying to watch football lol

[@SpremeCalami]

Love how Melina has put up with a 7 hour date, hating it the entire time but still staying

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

She has standards, she's not gonna just leave midway through

[@indieemil]

About 4:15:00 in and when Doug takes a stance, by not being an asshole

[@Lock2142]

I went from watching this at 52:41 to being inside a puzzle place in Tears of the Kingdom and was really confused about what was bothering me until I realized it was the same song playing from the video and in game.

[@gazpachosam1368]

He kept saying “15 minute adventure” but in his heart of hearts he knew all it would be a “1.5 hour adventure”

[@Cloud-vn4nx]

Poor Cyja... They must've been so happy to be noticed by THE Dougdoug

[@bearlyhardley]

I can’t believe he claimed they lived in a scary RV… it was a fairly standard RV

[@gigi-the-bear7424]

can i just say it’s wonderful watching twitch chat gang up on transphobic people whenever they send messages? i was just watching in awe seeing some idiot say something rude and then getting dogpiled by chat telling them to “go cope”

[@kaukospots]

"close sarcasm tag" I died

[@Hamza-qk9yq]

God, watching someone lose their mind over their code not working how they want it to is so fucking relatable, lmfao

[@Whytho2000]

I love programming streams when doug has a bunch of random stuff going on

[@xav4402]

My favourite part was someone commenting "and THATS programming" after doug deleted everything to make the program work

[@sirsage3311]

I assume something happened to the start of the VOD as a result of the drive by raid? I was expecting the normal 'Sup' and early gang time but got a cold open into chaos

[@Blip_OwO]

Separate vod i think maybe

[@damienearl8302]

I think the real begining is in the VOD about him doing coding for the game!

[@Kanglar]

5 minute adventure in and out. ...then back in for 50 minutes to fix all the bugs.

[@seltzer666]

when Doug learned for the first time of two handing for weapon requirements I knew it was gonna be fun

[@NaramSinofAkkad790]

A separate 4 hour coding VOD. Sweet so this one should be all gameplay. The start of this VOD: 2 hours of coding.

[@jokerunknown2020]

DougDoug makes me actually want to give elder ring a try

[@emmaward174]

Stream highlights: Doug raiding the wrong person 00:01 Chat realising there are no mods 29:30 Bees save the code 59:58

[@grammar_ash]

I can't believe he just deleted it and tried again and it worked...the bees were just *chefs kiss* perfection

[@stugeh]

The masculine urge to fix Doug's code.

[@Khornecussion]

Chat gaslighting Doug into forgetting Melina's name multiple times was hilarious.

[@mrcoolman6843]

1:47:04 “No one will see this but I like big butts”

[@hihey229]

Guys the Pajama Sam VOD is everything, hang tight

[@geneon101]

Enjoyed the stream and VOD, just now noticed while scrolling back to the recent Spelinky VOD that I somehow made it into the thumbnail! Thanks Melinda and maidenless Douglas!!

[@Interestking]

Congrats! :D

[@BenRHarsh]

Doug not understanding object oriented programming and not realizing he needs to pass the entire device object as a parameter using a simple description find on the enum is peak DougDoug. Trying to hard code values, byte streams and strings into your code never works as expected.

[@DDSmols]

2:13:10 "Hey Diablo Diablo the Finger Banger!" 2:59:15 "Hi! Billy Mays here!"

[@ShaneT5S]

Gameplay doesn’t start at 1:35:45

[@aaronm9158]

4:06:38 saving this for a future meme - Hi Twitch Chat!

[@nateto]

4:15:37 this is honestly so nice. We don’t see this enough in the online world and it’s nice to see people be genuinely kind

[@Dinjur]

Nah it's cringe as hell

[@RG-rm6ih]

@@DinjurTalking to yourself? Fucking furry lmao

[@indoexile1215]

live and let live... but theyre just mass advertising.

[@bimblor7945]

​@@Dinjurbeing respectful is cringe? Fucking saltines.

[@damienearl8302]

@@indoexile1215 I mean, as far as I know, it took up maybe a few minutes in a nearly seven hour long stream, I wouldn't really say that's mass advertising

[@Blargo245]

2:02:41 have some more chicken, have some more pie

[@Ashraaaa]

I woke up abruptly to see Melina speaking to Doug and thought someone drugged me while I was sleeping. Because no dream could prepare me for 6:31:31

[@animefanundercover3001]

Why is no one talking about the fact that Doug Doug stay almost 7 hour without going even once to the bathroom? His bladder must be on fire in the end😂.

[@fionadae6285]

Holy shit what the hell

[@Imm0rtalcookie]

He went at least once, during the fart gates

[@queru1ous]

Peacefully looking at Doug coding and goddamn Mass Effect galaxy map music pops up I haven’t heard it in years

[@Zachattack-nu7lr]

If I had a nickel for every time Godrick was associated with a Guilty Gear song, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[@grammar_ash]

Heinz Doofenshmirtz strikes again 😂

[@JemeremMazza]

I love how one of the transphobes had an inappropriate name, so chat reported him and got the account banned on twitch lol.

[@KatInkura]

"yay more coding! poggies poggies poggies!" oml lmao

[@tylersteed7824]

Gameplay starts at 1:44:00

[@euphorictick1030]

3:19:03 gets me every time

[@venomherlet2825]

Maybe you could do .find instead of == in case the device description changes dynamically. This way it should always fire off as long as the string you provide is located somewhere in the device description, instead of only if the description is exactly the same as the string you provided. Also Doug damn it, Matto's chatto infiltrated this heaven too xD

[@realismfeline]

In which we learn the difference between "working" and "working as intended"

[@karu1585]

The TTS had me creasing the whole time 😭😭😭😭

[@marcotron08]

HE DEFACATED IN A SUNROOF

[@eadiblecheese7593]

Doug doug the W as always

[@NaramSinofAkkad790]

Who is the legend who keeps donating the chuck better call Saul monologue? I love you.

[@seban678]

1:11:19 : the moment Doug actually solves the problem in his mind. If only his fingers had trusted it!

[@Romanian_user]

3:46:44 shoutout to the guy in chat who said melina's name was Moldova, random but funny af

[@tenebrismeam5784]

4:59:20 perfect donation

[@ashleyberkowitz8772]

4:44:44 is an unfortunate TTS because they are being wholesome but it sounds really bad so Doug cuts them off and it sounds even worse. The timestamp is also great

[@SenseiVexx]

And now back to our regularly sheduled program

[@marcuscourtemanche3510]

I need another one of these ASAP

[@Yursa_Luna]

Doug makes a very good Melina

[@FidgetTheMidget8P]

doug claims to watch better call saul but doesn't recognize chicanery when he sees it

[@hihowareyou6510]

Mad respect for the Merobiba joke

[@Papyru23]

52:02 thanks for asking random chat member! I'm alright, eating some bread with the stream.

[@sendie7645]

5 minutes here is 1 hour in doug time

[@Dofalra]

Elden Ring CODING stream THEN another Elden Ring GAMEPLAY stream back-to-back. Ya love to see it

[@skullsarecute]

Somehow it’s so much more hilarious when he struggles with programming than when I do it.

[@sobasicallyisuck7656]

1:25:40 and 3:09:20 was me

[@sophianighart5371]

Thanks for the Candice timestamp

[@jacobw174]

Doug being a Lions fan is so funny

[@ggmann13]

What prior events happened that made this stream START with a failed raid attempt wtf lol

[@Jackoff_icial]

elden ring but every 2 minutes the code breaks

[@mr.pockets8523]

Stream of the year

[@jokerisback711]

Im not into games like skyrim or elden ring but man do i love the your videos/streams about these games!

[@Mason_Blondeau]

Just to let you know this video is missing about 22 minutes from the start of the stream so if the the VOD team is reading this it would be great if you could upload that, or edit it in to this video somehow.

[@RayneOnTwitch]

Something something has to edit until there is no profanity for the first 15 seconds or whatever

[@TheSandboxMaster]

@@RayneOnTwitch I thought they changed that.

[@Mason_Blondeau]

Well, it was probably because of his "drive-by-raid."

[@Mason_Blondeau]

Here is the first 21 minutes of the stream before he raided. www.twitch.tv/videos/1817366531 I hope It doesn't get lost when twitch deletes the VOD.

[@Thelos90]

06:08:41 fuuuck, i love that track soo much. (mgs2: sons of liberty main theme)

[@belo9083]

2:50:39 yet again saving my spot so i can come back later, ignore

[@Batsquid_]

3:15:50 (or so) -isnt totalbiscuit literally dead?

[@NocnaGlizda]

The best are those people who send long messages that are not funny, and suddenly you hear two messages at one time. Bravo. Somewhere in 05:22:00 someone mentioned that shackles can only be used once in battle. You can use several times but there is a certain interval so as not to destroy the difficulty level of the fight.

[@kaukospots]

if it's possible to make the event app block on the python script execution instead of trying to read back from files that would probably help a lot

[@DorkyDogBoy]

what an opening to a vod

[@RedReaper666OG]

In ancient Sparta, I believe a death had to occur at something like 14.. otherwise sure.. yeah.. my babysitter as a kid wasn't much better really compared to the elden monarchy.

[@strogonoffcore]

Melina saying things at the same time starting at 32:53 reminded me of Hellblade and made me very uncomfortable

[@ebenezer-scrooge]

wtf doug did a drive by raid without us D:

[@Zopeee]

Fun fact: if you die through the first boss who is meant to kill you you dont actually die but get to 1 health and get teleported (if you fall of the cliff you still die tho xd)(this means you technically can do both a hit less run(if you dont consider the fall to death in the beginning a hit) and death less run but not both at the same time)

[@Mystic-Midnight]

I am pretty sure you can kill the first grafted scion and you go out to a rocky outcrop where a nascient butterfly is and then the floor collapses with you and you then teleport.

[@Zopeee]

@@Mystic-Midnight no you die if you fall there (as far as i know)

[@mightypossum5996]

Happy birthday dougdougdougdoug

[@w.d.gaster1159]

the theme that begins at 27:08, what's it called and where's it from?

[@AndrewS-vu4ji]

Doug doug coding is some of the best audio to play while coding

[@Brown666s4]

3:22 uncle Doug Doug I am lost what happen? Why are raid a random guy and call him uncle C.J. ?

[@radiatamusic]

what song was that when everyone was cat jamming during the club search??? i can't figure it out

[@kordami28]

1:57:45 3:09:15 5:42:35

[@loganhigdon3579]

I've been waiting for this scent I saw ai Doug in a short

[@jaebleu]

I wasn't there for the stream, was there a clip we're missing for context at the very start? I wasn't there when dad dropped us off on the wrong doorstep

[@Mason_Blondeau]

Yes there are two of them, Here is the first one www.twitch.tv/videos/1817366531 and here is the second one www.twitch.tv/videos/1817384155 but they won't be there forever so I recommend downloading them to your computer with "HD Video Converter Factory" or some other program.

[@Scythrael]

Rosa kinda looks a little bit like Marvin Gerard from The Blacklist and I'm digging it. Go Rosa! We love you!

[@TheBenjamin109]

Saul Goodman made Doug and this guy doesn't even know he got arrested for a Chicago Sunroof. This is like Logan Paul and CryptoZoo all overa gain

[@TheJirbyKirby]

can’t believe Doug called the welsh English

[@TheTimberwolf44]

who did that Storyteller song?